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53521 No. 53521 ID: fb5d8e

Hello, friends! I come to you for advice.
First, let me give you a little introduction.
My name is Bernard, and I am 15 years of age. I was the top of my class - and perhaps even in the school - in grades, athletics, looks and popularity.
I had no problems of any kind. My peers adored me, girls swooned when I walked by, and teachers praised me at every turn. I was the most suggested candidate for the school presidency, but I politely gave the honor to a student who wanted it more--I simply don't have the time to do charity being as great as I am.


Where did it go wrong?
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No. 53522 ID: 43d730

I'm going to guess when you took it all for granted.
No. 53523 ID: fb5d8e
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I'll tell you what went wrong--No, I don't have to tell you. I can simply point to one person and you will understand.
No. 53524 ID: 9cc8fd

Did you run around naked and try to set the school on fire? I know that's usually frowned upon.
No. 53525 ID: fb5d8e
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One person, one single person, transferred here without warning.
Suddenly, I was second in everything. This person was smarter, stronger, more prepared to deal with everything. My world was destroyed in seconds.
No. 53526 ID: fb5d8e
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That isn't so bad, you say? Second place is honorable as well.
And so I, humble and honorable as I am, would have said the same... if it wasn't for how despicable this person was.
No. 53528 ID: fb5d8e
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Rude. Crude. Boorish and as elegant as a rotting wooden table. The worst example anyone could set for his easily influenced peers.
No. 53529 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Good morning."
No. 53530 ID: fb5d8e
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The devil himself.
No. 53532 ID: 8ce2bf

Is his dick bigger than yours?
No. 53534 ID: 18212a

How do you feel about hitting on that guy?
No. 53535 ID: fb5d8e
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I've never seen his penis. He never comes to P.E.. I heard it's because he is training to become a professional swimmer so his coach won't let him do regular exercise or something.

Hitting on him?

I-- Wait, I am not quite following what any of this has to do with becoming number one again.

>"Hm? What? Is there something on my coat?"
No. 53536 ID: 904da4

What is his name?

And have you never heard of establishing dominance? Our suggestions have everything to do with you becoming number one again.
No. 53537 ID: 43d730

Move out of the way, and tell us more about your situation.
Who is the president?
How did this guy affect your grades?
I'm guessing 'Bad-Boy' image spotlight stealing for the rest...
But really, the only way to discredit him would be to catch him doing something beyond the pale.
Which would require either stalking him or manipulating him into doing something, both of which are dangerous.

Much as I dislike having to say it, the best course is probably to swallow the rage, continue boy-scouting your way around, and hoping he gets an athletic injury or something.
No. 53538 ID: 9e9b47


In b4 Ken.


"Nah, just daydreaming."
No. 53539 ID: e3f578

"Only an "A" shape. It's stands for Anarchy I presume?" Make conversation with this fellow. Analyze it to make the best course of action.
No. 53540 ID: 18212a

>I-- Wait, I am not quite following what any of this has to do with becoming number one again.

Excellence can be transferred from person to person. It usually comes out of the tip of the penis when suction is applied. Don't spill a drop.
No. 53543 ID: fb5d8e
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>"I was just considering the 'A' on your backpack. It stands for 'anarchy' I presume?"

His name is Alex. A terrible name to represent such a horrible person, but atleast the 'x' warns everyone of the impending doom.

>"Huh? Yeah.."

It's not so much that my performance went down when he arrived--Au contraire, I believe I got better.. He is just even better. It's terrible really! He is making it look like 'bad boys' can be just as good as wellbehaved students, and it's making him more popular than even me!
Argh, I can't stand it.

>"Not happy with our current government then?"

The current president is Alicia. Wonderful girl, smart, quiet and obedient. She would make a great wife if she wasn't so ugly.

>"What..? I just wanted to say good morning, man."

Now really, romancing a man? I don't quite see how that will work--Wait.. Hmm, catching him riding dirty? That would be much easier should we be in an intimate relationship.
I would be able to uncover all his terrible secrets and expose them, destroying his image once and for all!
Brilliant plan. Where do we start?
No. 53544 ID: 904da4

He doesn't seem like such a bad guy, so far. He just looks intimidating, but if this is how he usually acts, I can't say theres anything wrong with looking up to this kinda person.

>That would be much easier should we be in an intimate relationship. I would be able to uncover all his terrible secrets and expose them, destroying his image once and for all! Brilliant plan. Where do we start?

Huh? Fuck, man, we were just messing around about that. You're kinda twisted.
No. 53545 ID: e8d5c7

If he's your brother then he's destined for you.
No. 53546 ID: 7eda8b

Lick his face a little.
No. 53547 ID: e3f578
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>That would be much easier should we be in an intimate relationship. I would be able to uncover all his terrible secrets and expose them, destroying his image once and for all! Brilliant plan. Where do we start?

Hello, Light Yagami. Meet your L. Alex will be the good guy by the end, if your genre savvy at all. Then again, you just might end up laid. I can't tell here.

"I was just trying to respond in polite conversation. It's a thing I do, plus I'm... a little chaotic too. All well, good morning to you then, Alex."
No. 53548 ID: 71ec2f

"It's just a little unusual is all."

Look bro, I'm calling a case of jealousy. You just can't handle someone else being number one. Chances are he works just as hard for it as you do. He probably just comes off unelegant, as you put it, because he's not very good at this whole socialization thing. I mean, look, he even said good morning. That's somewhat polite, isnt it? Geeze man. You need to be more open minded of the lifestyles of others. You should appologise to him right this instant. Be the better man.
No. 53549 ID: 8ce2bf

Whoa buddy you're looking pretty excited at the thought of being his boyfriend. I think you just have a crush on him and don't hate him at all!
No. 53554 ID: 7ba7a8

Woah dude ... he seems pretty nice, why can't you just be, like, friends and stuff, maaaan.
No. 53557 ID: fb5d8e
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Well, allright, I suppose I am hurrying this a bit. If I go about this rationally then..

1) Jealousy. He made me number two, and I can't stand it. Trying to be number one again is a completely natural response however.

>"I was just trying to respond in polite conversation. It's a thing I do, plus I'm... a little chaotic too. All well, good morning to you then, Alex."

2) Perhaps using the word 'popular' for him was a little too free. 'Feared' would be more appropiate. I feel it is my responsibility to stand up to this evil.

>"Heh.. S'all good, B.. heh heh.."

3) .. Eugh.. I can't believe you're saying he's nice. Look at those dreadful eyes. He's obviously a horrible person--Sometimes a bicycle is just a bicycle!
DEFINATELY no mancrushes involved.
No. 53560 ID: 476456

Bad people dont say good morning bro.
No. 53562 ID: 7eda8b

Yeah, don't listen to them. They're all full of crap. Dude's an anthropomorphic ugly stick.

Forget the whole romance thing. Even fake. It'll just gross you out later.
No. 53565 ID: 71ec2f

Ask him what happened to his forehead. Bandage and all.

No, seriously dude. Quit being a fucking douchebag. If he's obviously evil than you are obviously a stuck up superiority-complex-ridden prepboy. Cut the shit and get to know him. You want to surpass him? Then find out how he's so good. Maybe you'll luck out and he's cheating, but it's probably just that he's working harder than you. Either way, you need to befriend him if you're going to try anything. Dick.

Speaking of dick... you have to admit, that smile of his sure is sexy... It's no wonder all the girls are swooning over him... I'd sure like a piece of that, wouldn't you? And a swimmer... You know what they say about swimmers right? Always comfortable in a speedo... I wonder what he looks like down there~...
No. 53566 ID: 18212a

But you think of him when you're alone at night. Creeping into your dreams.
And you've never old anyone.
(but you don't really mind)
No. 53567 ID: d1210a

...That smirk....

He is a douchebag, I can feel it.

....How do you feel about violence, or acts of sabotage, potentially scapegoating acts on him?
No. 53568 ID: bffa2a


Oh my, I can certainly see the bad boy appeal. Sneak a peek for me sometime would you.

Anyway, you're sure he's not cheating or anything other such shenaiagans? If not there's nothing can do. Well, should do is more like it. You would just become "bad".
No. 53574 ID: fb5d8e
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Yes, allright. That romancing plan was pretty insane.
Becoming friends and seeing if he's cheating sounds much better. And if he's a douchebag.. yes, I can always use him as a scapegoat for something!
This is already sounding much better. I wouldn't be doing anything to become 'bad' myself.

>"Hey.. We gotta get to class. Don't want you to.. fail."
>"Huh-? Oh right. Good luck today."
>"Back at ya."

Well, how do I start?
No. 53576 ID: d1210a

To shady guy in corner first, just to get a look at them before class. Looks like trouble, and maybe something you can get your rival involved in to bring about his fall!
No. 53577 ID: 71ec2f

Try getting to class? Duh.

On the way, ask him about that bandage on his forehead.
No. 53578 ID: 71ec2f

Oh, and make sure he doesnt catch you checking out his ass.
No. 53580 ID: bffa2a


I dunno man, ever had friends? Usually they include sharing hobbies. Does he play football or something. Ideally something you both share already or spy on what he does.
No. 53584 ID: fb5d8e
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Well, all my current friends were attracted to my greatness and kindness, ofcourse. I don't know how to MAKE friends.

Asking him 'So what are your hobbies?' sounds alot like I'm coming on to him. Uh.. Yeah, that'll do.

>"So what happened to your head?"
>"The bandage.."
>"I... ..fell. Don't worry about it."
No. 53607 ID: 9e9b47

Ask him out on a da-

I mean see if he wants to hang out at lunch and do manly things. Like practice kissing for girls.
No. 53610 ID: bffa2a


Okay, so we need to spy on him like a creepy gay stalker in order to find out what he does. I'm down with this plan. Bring a camera.

Wanna hang out? Do you like (insert your own hobby here)? Are out of question with that logic. Spying seems like an exciting alternative. Bandage on forehead and not attending P.E class sound like warning signals of physical abuse but who knows. Spying solves everything.
No. 53620 ID: 5b76f8
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No. 53621 ID: 71ec2f

He's clearly an abuse victim. NOW DON'T YOU FEEL BAD FOR HATING HIM?
No. 53624 ID: e3f578

I was thinking that one knuckle punching game for normal teenage manlyness. What was it, Bloody Knuckles?

Whatever, just offer him a ride to out-of-school lunch at White Castle. It is a bonding experience unlike anything before. Say "Man, I've got an appetite for some white castle burgers. Saw a commercial this morning, that shit looked delicious. Wanna go get some at lunch? I'm buyin' all 32 hamburgers, 15 cokes, and 20 french fries. We can get it all done in 10 tops."
No. 53641 ID: b94893
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Oh SDF, we love you so goddamn much.
No. 53676 ID: 950eaa

SEconding this.
No. 53687 ID: bffa2a


But... awwwwwww... poop.
No. 53689 ID: fb5d8e
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That sounds fair enough.

>"So, hey, wanna get some burgers for lunch? I saw a commercial for the burgerplace down the street this morning, and it looked real good."
>"Hm, sure.. I could go for some meat."

Hopefully with our lunch I can close in on all his dirty secrets..! .. Or find out that he has a very hard life at home. Yes, I suppose I would feel quite bad if he was being beaten, but it might also be from a fight.
So shall I just act casual until lunch, or do something special?
No. 53691 ID: ed8d8a

yes, act casual till lunch. enough has been done for now. do not push too hard too fast or you will seem creepy and he will avoid you.
No. 53692 ID: b94893

Go to admire some cheerleaders and maybe pick one up on a date.
No. 53694 ID: 6faa8c

>"Hm, sure.. I could go for some meat."

No. 53695 ID: bffa2a


Act casual and don't try too hard. You can get friendlier after classes. Try not to give that murder eye to him anymore like you did in start.
No. 53696 ID: bffa2a


Today's special in burger king: Blumpkin.
No. 53708 ID: fb5d8e
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No. 53709 ID: fb5d8e
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...is so awkward.
Why am I having lunch with the guy I hate?!
What am I supposed to do now?
No. 53710 ID: 45afb1

To ruin his life remember, see if he plays any card games, then talk about chicks and how hot they are, then share rating scales based on personal preferences. Basically eliminate all gay from this moment.
No. 53712 ID: 1e1932


Talk about girls! Tough dudes love to talk about tart!
No. 53714 ID: bffa2a

To get to know him and see how big a jerk he is. Let's scout the battlefield. Order some food for yourself and start talking. Mayby ask does he like (your faggy sport/music/social activity here)? See if you have anything in common that will let you spy on him or if he does anything that intrests you.

Something will come up... or not if he's perfect.. then marry him.
No. 53723 ID: fb5d8e
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Allright.. This has to be smooth, so I can't just bring up random shit. Girls is always relevant, I suppose.

>"So did you see Chance today? She looked really good in a skirt."
>"Ha, not your type? What kinda girls do you like then?"
>"...I'm not into girls."
No. 53726 ID: fb5d8e
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>".... I.. I see."
No. 53727 ID: afd24e

This homosexual relationship mary-sue quest is really going nowhere...

Why won't we just hit autopilot?
No. 53728 ID: 632862

Yeah, I don't think there's any way to remove all gay from THIS moment.
No. 53729 ID: 1e1932


Apologize for making assumptions.
No. 53735 ID: 45afb1

Hmm... lets bring up political standings and governmental issues. Maybe that's more his thing.
No. 53737 ID: 034a30

Ask him about his past! Offer yours first.
No. 53738 ID: bffa2a


Oh yeah, my waifu.

Uh, excuse me. I'm helping you.. fall back on hobby questions >>53714 and pass all urge the ask more on this developement unless he brings it up. No reason we can't be friendly for one burger.
No. 53739 ID: af9412

What's the school's current sociopolitical environment like concerning homosexuality? Are we fairly progressive, or would it get him mocked out of the halls of administration? This could be the crux we're looking for, but there are so many ways to run with it we have to know more before we can properly exploit it.

Take it to /questdis/ already.
No. 53741 ID: fb5d8e
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>"I.. I'm sorry for making assumptions."
>"No.. No, I'm used to it. I guess I made some assumptions too. ...I'm going back to school."

..That was a terrible crash and burn. His face looks even less friendly right now.
No. 53747 ID: bffa2a


Well at least you're off the hook. Try to be friendly even if you are in shock. Don't let him know you're gunning for him.

... no burgers?
No. 53748 ID: 1e1932


Let him go. We should probably take some time to think of a way to make it up to him.
No. 53754 ID: 1689ab

And what assumption did you make exactly? I'm pretty sure I've done nothing to disprove anything...
No. 53756 ID: fb5d8e
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Exposing his sexual preference would be a gamble--He might just become MORE popular, since this day and age being gay gives you some sort of glamorous air.. Unless you have something specific in mind? Mind you, I have no proof.

>"And what assumption did you make exactly? I'm pretty sure I've done nothing to disprove anything... Can't we just have a burger?"
>"Heh.. so.. you want to say ya just wanna be.. friends? Heh.."
No. 53757 ID: 1689ab

Of course. One can never have too many friends.
No. 53760 ID: 6faa8c

Revealing he likes little boys won't give him any air but creepiness.
No. 53763 ID: bffa2a


... Yes, please! ...

Oh, depends if you have anything in common. At least you can have a burger together and see if you can get anything else out of him that would be helpful.
No. 53777 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Please. One can never have too many friends."
>"..I guess."
>"Thanks. Then, uh-- What kind of hobbies do you have?"
>"Eh, videogames, I guess. Movies sometimes."

There we go! This conversation mode is unlocked. Time to dig in--discretely.
Perhaps we can find something to use together with his homosexuality (and possible pedophilia).
No. 53780 ID: fb5d8e
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No. 53783 ID: bffa2a


Yes, we need to be friends enough so that he reveals how he cheats the bastard. I hear Muschio: The Devil himself is playing in theaters but I don't know if he likes dark fantasy. You can go see that after school.

Hmmm, I thought you said you didin't want to use "bad" tricks. Has something changed?
No. 53893 ID: 75a892

No. 53897 ID: 61b521

woah woah woah

I'm not normally into this kind of quest but...

are you actually attempting to make yourself number one by making someone ELSE number two? that's not how it works, guys working at sabotage never spend enough time on self improvement, and thus fall behind to some other number.

I would suggest regiments of mental and physical training, including both clarity and presence of mind activities.

If you do it right, you'll be able to ignore his worthless nonexistance from your #1 spot within a year or so.
No. 53903 ID: fb5d8e
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Hey, hey, hey, enough with the fingerpointing. I'm always working hard to improve myself, but it can't hurt to pull down the current number one just a bit. It's a precious balance that I'm sure I'll achieve with your help.

>"Movies, eh? Hey, maybe we can catch one after school?"
>"Nah, I'm meetin' with someone."
No. 53910 ID: 1e1932


"A buddy?"
No. 53924 ID: fb5d8e
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Huh, could a person like this have friends?

>"A buddy?"
>"Uh, kind of. Gonna give some special.. ..swimminglessons."
No. 53929 ID: 8ce2bf

No. 53930 ID: 6faa8c

Alright: how stealthy are you? We might not even need to FRAME him!
No. 53939 ID: 7c3156

He is the number one guy. Of cause he is going to have friends. There is a good chance he is going to have yaoi fangirls crawling all over him if he is exposed.
No. 53944 ID: 6faa8c

Not if it's a little boy.
No. 53947 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Can I come along?"

Like I said, I used to be the number one in everything.. That includes being sneaky. I could trail them without problem. I could even borrow a camera from the photography club with my remaining popularity.

>"Heh, might be a bit.. ..awkward."
>"Oh, yes, sorry."
>"Nah, nah, the student's just.. young. Might be a bit uncomfortable to be loomin' together, ya know."

See? No effort at all..
No. 53953 ID: 6faa8c

>Nah, nah, the student's just.. young.

In a few hours, we will have this man by his rapist balls.
No. 53957 ID: af3e6d

Be extra careful. If he's doing anything that would ruin him, you'd be even worse off if you get caught sneaking around while he's doing it.
No. 53990 ID: fb5d8e
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In only a little while longer, I'll h--
No. 53992 ID: fb5d8e
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---Is that a kid waiting in front of the school?

..Could it be..?

No. 54002 ID: 7c3156

This may not be what it looks like. Follow discreetly but keep in mind that taking photos of little boys will cause you problems unless you can catch your rival and the kid together.
No. 54008 ID: 6faa8c

That there is one determined tyke.
No. 54009 ID: 632862

Especially if they are in swimwear.

That's probably his little brother, though. It would just FIGURE, wouldn't it.
No. 54018 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Ah! A-Alex! D-don't just hug me in the middle of the street."
>"Heh.. heh.. You're as cute as ever.."

Ah-- Good choice! If I would have approached the kid I would now be in an awkward conversation with Alex.

Well, if this IS his little brother then is there still a point to shadowing them?
No. 54019 ID: 6faa8c

Same hair, similar FIERCE EYES, eh, yeah. Also, lolteddypack
No. 54021 ID: 6faa8c

Yes. Continue until you are certain they are siblings.

Who knows, maybe he's an incestuous pervert.
No. 54027 ID: af3e6d

This is a Reaver quest. I'd be surprised if that weren't the case.

But yeah, continue for a bit don't get caught spying.
No. 54043 ID: fb5d8e
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INCEST pedophilia?! Somehow, that's much better. If I can bring this to light not only will I be number one again, but I will have done my part for society!

Hm-- Damn. I've managed to trail them for a while, but now they're going into a pool. It doesn't seem like a public recreational pool either.
No. 54050 ID: 6faa8c

Then sneak in!

Surely you have lockpicks and such on you? Make like solid muthafuckin snake and sneak dat shit.
No. 54058 ID: 7eda8b

No way you can safely follow them further without being seen.

Remember, we have not actually found any evidence of wrongdoing so far.
No. 54077 ID: fb5d8e
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I don't quite understand what sneaking in will achieve. It's a pool and it's in use. If I want to get in it's better to talk my way in, but then I'll be seen.
So that's it? A complete failure?
No. 54080 ID: 6faa8c


Follow them home. From here we may determine if they are related, at least, and knowing where someone lives can be a great asset.
No. 54086 ID: 7c3156

Also you can come back later and see what it takes to gain membership. These are just the first steps in your quest for revenge.
No. 54096 ID: 2dd482

Be careful man. Some guy lurking around taking photos of little boys in swimsuits? Some one could very easily get the wrong idea.
No. 54106 ID: fb5d8e
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Damn, that's right. If I'm going to hang around here to follow them home then this camera is going to work against me. I'll have to find somewhere to hide in the mean time.
Here's a quick mental map of the place. Where do I go? I need to be out of sight from the pool, yet able to see who exits it.
No. 54108 ID: 6faa8c

My first thought was under the manhole. Then I went to in a tree.
No. 54114 ID: 1e1932


Hide in the bushes.
No. 54115 ID: 1e1932


Hide in the bushes.
No. 54116 ID: fb5d8e
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Somehow what I'm doing feels really stupid all of the sudden.
No. 54122 ID: fb5d8e
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Let's try to the bushes then.

....It's as if I'm in a cartoon.
Perhaps I am simply nervous.
No. 54128 ID: 6faa8c


No. 54142 ID: fb5d8e
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Ofcourse! The walls are made of glass like giant windows. That's why it's so important that I hide properly, otherwise I'll be spotted by the swimmers.
These bushes, though densely concealing, are dangerously close to the windows.
No. 54146 ID: 192956

Whats going on inside?
No. 54155 ID: 6faa8c

yes, do tell!
No. 54161 ID: fb5d8e
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Hm, I can't see so well, but I can use the camera lens to zoom in.
It just seems like some people doing stretches, though.

No. 54163 ID: 43d730

*Raise Eyebrow*
No. 54164 ID: 632862

No. 54166 ID: 1e1932


No. 54167 ID: 7eda8b

Flip the fuck out.
No. 54169 ID: 6faa8c


Take 1 (one) photo.

Follow them home.
No. 54170 ID: 632862

...I guess it's time to leave.
No. 54171 ID: 192956

There both...girls or are they pretending to be girls?
Quickly use your superior intellect to offer an explanation.
No. 54174 ID: 904da4

They're girls, man.

No. 54175 ID: 276781

"Alex" is a multisex name.
Looks like you're going to have to figure out a way to 'accidentally' discover her terrible secret.
No. 54177 ID: 192956

Well to be fair this may not be a secret we only found out her sexual prefrence not her gender.
No. 54183 ID: fb5d8e
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I am flipping out.

One picture taken.

...Do I still follow them home, or leave to get my head around this?
No. 54187 ID: 1e1932


Go home. I think this is enough mind-blowing for one day.
No. 54188 ID: d47816

They have tits.

Good job turning down a relationship with a chick who you think is the fucking best person ever. Also, I now know why you're being so unreasonable about her superiority, or what you perceive to be such. Pheromones, man.
No. 54191 ID: 904da4

Go home. We have some replanning and shifting of priorities to do.
No. 54193 ID: e4190e
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No. 54194 ID: 43d730

Go home.
You're distracted now, and that will impair your sneaking.
No. 54202 ID: fb5d8e
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I don't understand.
No. 54204 ID: fb5d8e
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I am second to a girl.

How could this be?

This is ridiculious.
No. 54205 ID: 904da4

Nor do I. You spend the day watching chicks in swimsuits, then go home and star at posters of half naked guys? Really?
No. 54206 ID: 7c3156

When are you from? The 50's? There is nothing wrong with being second to a girl, or a guy.
No. 54209 ID: 6faa8c

My boy, you don't understand. Men have power, yes. But women... women can have power over any man they choose, whether it be through plotting, sex appeal, or by rumor, through other girls. There is only one force that can defeat the female. One force they fear, and yet, love.

You must become gay, Bernard. Lest you lose to her feminine wiles!
No. 54210 ID: 9e9b47


Well, if you reveal her she's gonna kick the crap out of you.

And then you'll be the dude that got his ass handed to him by a girl.
No. 54211 ID: fb5d8e
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What-- But it's AXEPOWER...

...Fine, I'll take it down.
No. 54221 ID: 6faa8c

inb4 hidden camera planted by attractive elder sibling
No. 54224 ID: fb5d8e
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No no no!
I have to be number one!
And it's a GIRL! A girl who dresses like THAT! Why can't she let her hair grow long and wear a dress?! Atleast a skirt!
This is ridiculous!
AND IM NOT GOING TO BE A HOMOSEXUAL! That's even worse than being second!
AAAHH!! What is the world coming to?!!---
No. 54225 ID: fb5d8e
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Allright, let's do this rationally now.
A plan.
She is a girl, likes boys (obviously), and helps her little sister with swimming lessons.
Still no weaknesses!!
How can I drag her down?!
I'm calm.
Give me advice.
No. 54229 ID: 6faa8c


>She is a girl, likes boys

>girls swooned when I walked by



No. 54230 ID: 9e9b47


Obviously, since you know she's a girl and likes guys, you need to get her to fall for you.
No. 54231 ID: 7c3156

Girls are romantic, if you distract her with loveye doveie stuff she will stop training as much as you can take over her. Put a love letter in her locker.
No. 54237 ID: 7eda8b

Can't you just be happy that she's got an unpleasant face and you don't?
No. 54238 ID: 276781

Swallow your pride, date her, and have her teach you her secrets. Become unstoppable double-number-one couple and take over the world.
No. 54239 ID: 632862

You could also look at it this way: You're still the no. 1 male student.
No. 54240 ID: 632862

Hey wait a second. She never comes to P.E., and when you asked around about her, nobody said she was a girl? Maybe she does want it to be a secret.

Hey, if she never goes to P.E., how is she still ahead of you? That should impact her perceived school performance at least.
No. 54242 ID: fb5d8e
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..Yes.. Yes.. Yessss!!!
The only thing I have better than her--My looks!
And with a mug like that she probably never even had a boyfriend.. She'll be like molding butter!
Soon she'll be a submissive feminine girl, obedient and quiet like she should be.. and then.. I'll SHATTER HER HEART!
No. 54243 ID: fb5d8e
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Oh yes, Alex.. Soon you will be saying 'Good morning' a whole lot different.
No. 54245 ID: e4190e

>a woman has more power
Why do you keep such propaganda in your own room?

That could be a weakness. Also, note that when you said whatever about assuming she was into girls, she said that it had happened before. It may not seem like one to you, what with being male and all, but this is a huge fucking weakness.
No. 54249 ID: 034a30

There is absolutely no way this can end badly. No way at all.

Well, at least this "Underground" doesn't have magic instruments and three siblings all voiced by Urkel.

You'll have our support, Bernie. If only because Reverse Traps are awesome.
No. 54250 ID: 2dd482

Looking kind of girly there mang.

Also, why does a woman have to be "submissive, feminine, obedient and quiet"?
No. 54252 ID: 904da4

Because otherwise they start acting uppity.
No. 54262 ID: bffa2a

What a tweezt. Looking kind of evil there mang.
No. 54269 ID: fb5d8e
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Ahh.. What a wonderful morning to make someone fall in love. Soon Alex will arrive and I'll begin working my magic...
No. 54270 ID: 39901c

That sounds like a man with plan if ever there was one. What have you got for us Romeo?
No. 54271 ID: 7c3156

oh you know that "Just be yourself" BS you hear. Don't do that, deep down your a bit of a jerk so try not to act like that.
No. 54272 ID: 2cbe3e


Tell her you had a fun time yesterday. Ask if she maybe wants to hang out again after school.
No. 54274 ID: 39901c

Tell her you saw her meeting up with her sister yesterday. It's cool to see a girl who isnt ashamed of younger siblings. Cute kid too.
No. 54275 ID: 7c3156


Don't do this, makes you sound like a stalker
No. 54276 ID: fb5d8e
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Ofcourse, I haven't gained all this popularity by being myself! Acting is an important social skill.
Yes, that will do nicel--

>"Hey, good morning."

--JESUS CHRI-- That ugly mug almost gave me a heart attack!

>"Good morning yourself. I had a great time yesterday."
>"..Heh.. eh, me too, I guess."

Ha! She warmed up! So it seems pleasant social interaction is her weakness.

>"Would you like to hang out again after school?"
>"..eh.. Sure.. I got nothin' to do."

Lure, hook and netted.
No. 54277 ID: 2cbe3e


Walk with her to class. Let her talk first.
No. 54278 ID: 39901c

"Great. Its a date."
No. 54280 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Great. It's a date."



Well, we've arrived at class and she hasn't said anything! I guess she's not very used to talking.
Perfect! That means all the attention I give her will be twice as appreciated.
No. 54282 ID: 39901c

You really are an ass, You know that? Maybe she's the sort who prefers actions over words. Play it cool. Let her think you're the same way.

So what class is this anyway? I'm assuming that as a preppy boy you sit in the front row. Where does your date sit? Shame you have to wait through all of school... I'll bet your mind is just going wild imagining her and her wet, clingy swimsuit... her stripping it off slowly... the touch of her smooth, swimmer's skin... the feeling as she turns you around and gently massages your back before she thrusts herself up your eager, waiting ass~...
No. 54285 ID: 632862

I feel an urge to screw this guy over somehow.
No. 54289 ID: 12cfd3

Ask her what she would like to do for lunch today. You chose yesterday.

Also, smile at her once during class.
No. 54291 ID: fb5d8e
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>"So what do you want to do for lunch today?"
>"S'all fine by me. We can hit the burgerjoint 'gain."
>"Alright, that's good."

OH MY GOD, would you not bring up those kind of things while I'm TALKING to someone. And what the heck, my ass? Urgh, I'm so confused I feel sick.
No. 54292 ID: 476456

But it feels oh so right~
No. 54294 ID: fb5d8e
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With class in progress I'll be able to catch her completely offguard..
My most charming smile--

She'll be softened up at lunch.
No. 54296 ID: 7c3156


Tricking someone into falling in love with you then dumping them to break there heart has never backfired horribly in the history of romantic comedies. We should support Bernards efforts to gain revenge this way.
No. 54297 ID: 12cfd3

At lunch, casually inquire what Alex is doing this weekend. Maybe you could go see a movie
No. 54298 ID: fb5d8e
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>"So, what are you up to during the weekend? Maybe we can watch a movie together.."
No. 54299 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Just.. swimming.. training.. Uh, listen, B.. I ain't so comfortable. Why you suddenly want to get so close?"
No. 54300 ID: ca61fd


Nah, that is stupid. He is coming on to strong. She is going to think that he is gay.
No. 54301 ID: d1210a

Tell her you never met someone who did better than you before, and you are fascinated by her, and want to get to know her better.

It's true, mostly.
No. 54302 ID: fc854e

"Hey, you're new around here. Just getting to know you."
Alternately, if you want to seem more realistic, which may be better,
"Well, to be honest, I felt kind of bad yesterday. You seemed so disappointed."
But I don't know how comfortable you'd be with that one.
No. 54303 ID: 2cbe3e


Look sad. "Hey, sorry... it's just that I don't have many friends around here... to be blunt, I saw you didn't either. I figured maybe we could keep each other company." Get up and nod to her. "Sorry I made you feel uncomfortable." Make as if to leave.
No. 54304 ID: 632862

This is probably the best idea. A half-truth is better than making up a lie you'll have to remember and stick with.
No. 54305 ID: ca61fd


Do not forget to say him every time. You still do not know that she is a girl. Officially at least.
No. 54306 ID: acaa40

"Say. I got this funny idea... are you my sister by any chance?"
No. 54307 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Hey, you're new around here. Just getting to know you. And you didn't seem to have so much friends.. .. Truth be told, I've never met anyone who's better than me at pretty much.. everything. I'm rather fascinated by you. It would.. It would be nice to get to know you better."
>"Heh.. Man, shoulda just said so. Yesterday I thought you just wanted to talk to a lesbian or somethin'... Would ya like to come over to my place after school?"
No. 54308 ID: 2cbe3e


Did she just admit to being a girl? Guess she's not hiding it.

"That sounds like fun. Alright."
No. 54309 ID: e8d8be


No. 54310 ID: 192956

Wait lesbain...
shit she is openly a girl
you can use this to your advantage play act surprised and tell her you thought she was a guy. (it may be ackward but she should appreciate your honesty)
No. 54311 ID: 7c3156


Go to her place. (Though one has to wonder if she is a lesbian into lolis).
No. 54312 ID: 954933

I smell a counter-entrapment coming...

But it'll be fun to watch, so go right ahead.
No. 54313 ID: bffa2a

I just hope she dosen't ask what we thought before.
No. 54314 ID: fc854e

no lol
No. 54315 ID: 95484a

Okay, I think I get it. She's openly a girl (apparently?), but not a lesbian, but she thought we thought she was a lesbian, which she's used to, because of how butch she dresses. And that's how that last conversation we had with her still makes perfect sense.

All of which means we can and should continue as planned. To her house!
No. 54316 ID: c7345f

Don't do this.

If making small talk... Ask her about her swimming. What's her stroke? What sort of distance? You'd guess by the looks of her that she's a flyer, but IM is easilly just as valid. A lot more distance free-ers are starting to hit that build too. Ask her her best event and her best time in it.
No. 54317 ID: c7345f

Oh, and try not to imagine all the wonderful things she can probably do with her body... those firm but soft abs... the elegant, compact muscles that hide their great strength... the lungs that can hold their breath for minutes even through strenious excersice...
No. 54318 ID: fc854e

... I figured this out as soon as we realized she was a girl. Damn bro, you're slow.

>What's her stroke
Let's ask about her breaststroke!
No. 54319 ID: fb5d8e
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...Now you said such a thing there is no way I can ask her about her swimming-- Augh! Get out of my head! Her face is still the same!!

>"That sounds like fun. Alright."


>"Here we are. Just chill, my folks are out for work."
No. 54320 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Hey, Danni--"
>"Huh? Who is that?"
>"Huh? This is Bernard--"
>"Are you bringing him to your room?! Are you bringing a boy to your room?!?!"
>"Sh-- Shut up! It's not like that! I'm just showin' him my trophies."
No. 54321 ID: 2cbe3e


Wave and say "Hello, Dianella. Would you prefer I call you Danni too?"
No. 54322 ID: c7345f

It's clear that she's a pretty hardcore athlete, bro. Trust me, hardcore athletes love to talk about their times and specialties. It opens all kinds of conversation doors and gives a lot of insight into the person's mind.
If your too big of a wuss to ask her that sort of stuff at least ask her if she like, gets up at 4 in the morning, or like, how many times a week she trains. It's called sharing interests dude. It's usefull when dealing with people.

not to mention her fine back... stroke.
No. 54324 ID: c7345f

Also, [Sexual Innuendo regarding the words "Showing" and "Trophies"].
No. 54325 ID: d1210a


Greet Danni nonchalantly, and ask what name you should call her by. Then go with Alex to see her trophies, talk about sports, and in general treat her like a normal person. She seems entirely unused to it.
No. 54326 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Hello, Daniella. Would you prefer I call you Danni too?"
>"You may call me MISS Daniella, sir!"
>"Yo, B, hold on for a moment, I'm gonna put my bag and coat away. Be nice, Danni."

>"Hmm... Hey, you look familiar.."
>"You were trailing us with a camera yesterday weren't you? And then you took photos of us in our swimsuits! You're a dangerous stalker!"
No. 54328 ID: 476456

Good lord are you hawkeye or something?
No. 54329 ID: 43d730

If I were a dangerous stalker, wouldn't I kill you for saying that?
No. 54330 ID: af9412

>And then you took photos of us in our swimsuits!
Oh fuck
We did do that didn't we

Even I think that's hard to explain, and I was there.
Pretend she's crazy. Don't let them think you are a pedo/voyeur.
No. 54331 ID: c7345f

I'm in the photography club. Its my job to take pictures of interesting architecture. I think the real question here is why you were spying on me, kid.
No. 54332 ID: 2cbe3e


...no, I just like your sister. Please don't tell her. I promise I won't take any more pictures.
No. 54333 ID: 476456

"uh if i promise to get rid of the picture and never ever do that again will you let that slide?"
No. 54334 ID: bffa2a

Uh... I'm just very careful who I become friends with. I've been hurt pretty bad before. I have trust issues... I'm getting help for that? Please don't tell Alex.
No. 54335 ID: ca61fd


Go with this! Grin mischievously.
No. 54336 ID: 040ef7

Oh and do that thing with the eyes turning red!
No. 54337 ID: c7345f

Hmm... being bossed around by a little kid, Bernard? How does it feel? Knowing someone so small has total control over you? Doesnt it feel good to be at someones complete mercy? Don't you wish you could just surrender to this feeling and do whatever she asks... no matter how dirty or degrading it may be? Doesnt your heart just jump at the thought of her telling you you've done a good job? Don't your loins just burn at the thought of her telling you you've been a naughty boy~...
No. 54338 ID: fb5d8e
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>"If I were a dangerous stalker, wouldn't I kill you for saying tha--"
>"I'm going to scream."
>"Okay, okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. The truth is that.. I really like your sister and I have trust issues and I happened to be in the photography club. I'll remove the photo and never ever do it again, okay? Please don't tell your sister.."
>"Hmm.. Well, allright.. under one condition."
No. 54339 ID: c7345f

"yes I will be your sex slave, mistress."
No. 54340 ID: 8ce2bf

I'll show you my dick if you don't tell anyone.
No. 54341 ID: 040ef7

"What is it?"
No. 54342 ID: d1210a

This is where things go CRAZY.

Lets hear it.
No. 54343 ID: bffa2a

Kiss my what?
No. 54344 ID: fb5d8e
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>"What is it?"

>"Be my boyfriend~"
No. 54346 ID: 040ef7

I fucking knew it.
No. 54349 ID: c7345f

"Of course, my Mistress."
Then lean down and give her a big kiss.

You really don't have much of a choice, man. She's got the dirt on you, and this could be a great way to figure out more about our foe. Chancecs are Alex will think it funny or cute, so no worries there.
No. 54351 ID: a81cd6

Welcome to the fire, dude! Hope you have a better stay than your time in the frypan xD
No. 54352 ID: 05c3ee


Another predictable "Twist"

Are you REALLY that surprised?
No. 54353 ID: d1210a

"And how old are you Danni?"

Try to play it off as you having a crush on Alex, and you wanted to learn more about her. Danni should buy it if you sell it right, and you claim to be an established actor, so get on that.
No. 54355 ID: 18212a

"Miss Daniella, you really should be dating someone your own age. Maybe I could help you with that?"
No. 54356 ID: bffa2a

... NO.

Wouldn't your sister be sad if you took me away before she even had a chance to be with me? She's a bit shy and it takes time to get going.
No. 54357 ID: c7345f

Just to review, you're options are, at this time:

1 - Ugly, evil, better-than-you-at-everything Alex
2 - Super Cute, Mischeivious, eager-young-go-getter Danni
No. 54361 ID: 7eda8b

A thousand times no.
No. 54362 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Miss Daniella, you really should be dating someone your own age. Maybe I could help you with that? How old are you?"
>"Excuse me, I am fourteen years old. I'm going to the same school as Alexandra next year, so there's little to keep us apart."
>"But.. wouldn't your sister be sad if you took me away before she even had a chance to be with me? She's a bit shy and it takes time to get going."
>"Well, maybe I'm just tired of being in her shadow all the time. I'm cute so I should atleast have a boyfriend before she does."
No. 54363 ID: 4553b2

Appear to think it over for a moment, before responding "Very well then. As you wish."

Play the gentleman!
No. 54364 ID: 7eda8b

Imagine yourself saying "But she told me she was 14, officer!"

Yeah right.
No. 54365 ID: dab28e

How horrible, you're actually a perfect match.
No. 54366 ID: d1210a

Admit to avidly enjoying sports, and that you wonder what interests she could have that you could connect on. Keep implying that you share more interests with Alex than you do with Danni.
No. 54367 ID: c7345f

Agree. We can keep Alex firmly entrenched in the friend zone while driving her mad with jealousy.

In the meantime we can enjoy all the benefits of a close friendship with Alex while at the same time training her sister to be putty in our hands, the perfect tool to use against Alex.

Plus, look at her. She's super cute and I'll bet you'd look great riding her strap-on to orgasm after orgasm. So cute. Omg.
No. 54368 ID: bffa2a


But I don't think she gets out that much and now that she finally meets someone you do this. She's going to get hurt when she finds out. You don't want to hurt her do you?

Why don't we find you a better boyfriend before your sister and me become an item? ... You're fourteen?
No. 54377 ID: af9412

No. No, no, no, no, no.
Little girls are stupid. Little girls fall for older boys. Little girls regret it.

She's only a year younger than us, so in actuality, it's not THAT weird.
But this is NOT our target. We can't afford to be tied up in this. We can't compromise our position!

No. 54378 ID: e3f578

"Alright, alright I get what your saying. I just want to warn you I'm a little insensitive and competitive. Which is why I'm interested in your sister. So, little Miss Daniella, your going to have to step ahead of my shadow first. Beat me at chess and you have a deal."
No. 54379 ID: fb5d8e
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Hmm, breaking Alex with jealousy, that-- Wait-- Strap-on? What-- Oh, god, stop that already!

>"But.. I don't think she gets out that much and now that she finally meets someone you do this. She's going to get hurt when she finds out. Why don't we find you a better boyfriend before your sister and me become an item? You're really cute-- I mean.. ...You're fourteen?"
>"Yes, I'm one year younger than Alexandra. So you're saying I'm cute enough to find a boyfriend better than you on my own?"
No. 54380 ID: 040ef7

"Better than ME? Hardly."
No. 54382 ID: c7345f

Don't kidd yourself, Kid. I'm pretty much as good as it gets.

I mean, the things I would let you do to me...
No. 54384 ID: 2cbe3e


Smile indulgently. "I dunno how much better than me you can get, but you're certainly cute enough to get any guy you want. I wouldn't want to tie you down."
No. 54386 ID: af9412


No. 54388 ID: 7eda8b

Whatever decisions you make here may need to stand up in a court of law. Make your choices accordingly.
No. 54389 ID: c80cec

Say something along the lines of, "Yeah, totally! I'm sure you'll have no problem finding someone your own age that would be a much better match for you than me."
No. 54391 ID: bffa2a


Yes. Remember? Camera, stalking and trust issues. Hard not to find one. Fourteen.. well, I can see some problems of finding someone suitable but if you hang out with us then it will be easier. If you want to that is.

Perfect, she'll act as cover for any romantic attempts from Alex and she might know some dirt on her.
No. 54393 ID: 040ef7

... is there any reason to believe that brat?
No. 54394 ID: fb5d8e
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Ha, don't worry, guys! I know I'm the best, but as I said, lying is an important social skill!

>"Yeah, totally! I'm sure you'll have no problem finding someone your own age that would be a much better match for you than me."
>"Hmm, alright."
>"You two still talkin'?"
>"Hey, Alex, did you know that Bernard was following us with a camera yesterday and took a picture of us in our swimsuits?"
>"Ah-- hah?"
No. 54398 ID: af9412

No. 54399 ID: 2cbe3e

Whatever, saw it coming. Don't even try and deny it.

"Yeah. I... uh... did. Sorry. I dunno what I was thinking."
No. 54400 ID: 4553b2
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Make this face
No. 54401 ID: c7345f

See? Do what we say, or bad things happen. now use this excuse here: >>54331
No. 54403 ID: 192956

No. 54404 ID: bffa2a

Do >>54331 but admit you did indeed take a picture of them once you regonized her. Sorry, no bad intentions.

No. 54405 ID: e3f578

Facepalm hard. "The photography club and most surely the high school paper would adore pictures of one of the most talented individual's in the school. Especially when tutoring this young lass. When I heard about your interests yesterday, I thought I could help you a lot of different ways, like reputation and scholarships. It's why I asked in the first place to come along with you two. It sounded like the perfect way to become friends! Sorry if I was mistaken."
No. 54406 ID: 2cbe3e


"I only did it because I got a crush on you and did something stupid."

Turn it around.
No. 54407 ID: 8ce2bf

No. 54408 ID: 040ef7

Quick! Emergency fainting!
No. 54409 ID: c7345f

"Oh no! You've caught me! Now I guess I'll have to do whatever the two of you want with me. Punish me! Tie me up and strip me down. Gag me and see how much anal play I can take before exploding. Humiliate me in front of everyone and make me beg to degrade myself before you. I've been a very bad boy and need to be taught a lesson."
No. 54410 ID: fb5d8e
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>"The photography club and most surely the high school paper would adore pictures of one of the most talented individual's in the school. Especially when tutoring this young lass. When I heard about your interests yesterday, I thought I could help you a lot of different ways, like reputation and schola--"
>"He also said he really likes you."
Damn damn damn damn-- OKAY!
>"Okay, okay!.. I.. I only did it because I got a crush on you and did something stupid."
>"So are you still going to take him up to your room?"
>".. .. Don't ya think I'm ugly and unrefined?"
No. 54411 ID: bffa2a


We should have listened you right from the start.
No. 54412 ID: 6faa8c

"Do not sell yourself short!" smile, charmingly, "You are certainly more exciting than some meek slip of a girl."
No. 54413 ID: 192956

say something corny
like how beuty is only skin deap.
No. 54414 ID: 040ef7

>".. .. Don't ya think I'm ugly and unrefined?"

Ooooh that's a tough one ...
No. 54415 ID: c7345f

Ugly? Are you kidding? I've been thinking about how much I'd like to go to bed with you all day.
No. 54416 ID: bffa2a


Oh man, kid. Are you the fucking devil?

There's no way out of this without damaging your reputation. Bite tooth and tell her "That's not true, you should have more confidence in yourself. You are a bit tomboyish but that's appealing."

Make note to murder the kid.
No. 54417 ID: c7345f

"What? No. Why would you think that?"

Jesus fuck people. Havn't you ever talked to girls before?
No. 54418 ID: dab28e

Well we did come from /tg/...
No. 54420 ID: bffa2a

"Well, I would fuck your body ten ways till sunday but your face looks like it belongs to a dog. Fortunately I brought this bag."
No. 54423 ID: 2cbe3e


"I don't think you're ugly. I think you're cute. You're a bit shy but there's nothing wrong with that. Plus, I haven't seen you do anything too unrefined."
No. 54424 ID: fb5d8e
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>"That.. That's not true."
This is going perfect! If we drag this scene on a little further, I'll have her heart already! Though it's taking alot of energy to say all this without vomiting.
>"You are a bit tomboyish, but that's appealing. Y-you are certainly more exciting than some meek slip of a girl. Don't sell yourself short.."
>"..WELL I'll leave you two to figure this out. Remember mom and dad will be home soon, Alex~"
No. 54425 ID: fb5d8e
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>"I really like you too."
No. 54426 ID: 6a911c

Feel bad. :D
No. 54427 ID: fc854e

No. 54429 ID: 2cbe3e


She's cute when she blushes. :3

Nod, say "good" and smile. Ask if she can show you her trophies now that you guys are alone again.
No. 54431 ID: bffa2a


Now celebrate with punches to the gut, oh yeah. She'll be fisting your colon like there's no tomorrow in no time. Dare you enter her room to find out.

"Sorry for being misleading in beginning, I just wanted to get to know you first with no pressures. Still want to show me your trophies?" Hee hee, her trophies. Will she want a kissss. Can you do it, can you?
No. 54435 ID: 1689ab

This is where you kiss her, you idiot.

Then comes the night of hot, passionate sex as she pins you down and has her way with you. You'll be screaming in pleasure, I promise you.
No. 54441 ID: fb5d8e
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>"I-I'm glad.. Sorry for being misleading in beginning, I just wanted to get to know you first with no pressures. Still want to show me your trophies?"
>"..Yeah, ofcourse."

>"Just, uh, just make yourself at home. You can put your jacket on the chair.. Would you like something to drink?"
No. 54442 ID: 4553b2

"That would be nice, thank you."
No. 54443 ID: bffa2a


Yes, thank you. Do you have <your drink>? Then look around the room. Remember to rummage through her lingerie.

I like her pose, it's like she's getting ready to yell hulk smash.
No. 54444 ID: 18212a

You know, if she put on some nice cloths, had her hair done and a bit of makeup...
No. 54445 ID: 5b76f8
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No. 54446 ID: f4963f

Oh SDF. <3

Ask her which trophy she's proudest of.
No. 54447 ID: f21281

Every time I see John, I always think she's wearing black lipstick.
No. 54448 ID: fb5d8e
File 125434839264.png - (64.48KB , 800x600 , 63.png )

Well, I don't know what YOU think, but I believe this woman is uglier than a pig. She has nearly no eyebrows, tiny eyes, and she's butch like a man.
Yes, indeed, if she would atleast TRY to be more feminine it'd be much better already.

>"That would be nice, thank you."

But, I am very ambitious.
So, what now?

Those trophies are all very impressive.. But then again, it's in the women's league so the standard is much much lower.
No. 54453 ID: df6769

Maybe she's just squinting her eyes. Ask her if she has poor eyesight.
Check out the room in the meantime.
No. 54457 ID: 034a30

Idea: Dress like a girl. Assume girlish identity. Join sports league.
No. 54459 ID: bffa2a


Well, now she has a boyfriend and she'll learn to gushy up for you. Hopefully when you two eventually fall out she'll have gained confidence and learned to use make up. Then she'll have boys to fill her life with instead of hiding in books and sports. Her grades will suffer a little as a result, making you the top do again.

She'll have a new exiting life and you'll have school. Good trade, good trade. Check her pictures.
No. 54460 ID: 9076e4

>so the standard is much much lower.

ha. haha. ha. ha.
No. 54465 ID: dab28e

Well if you're both so great go ahead and have a superchild i say.
No. 54472 ID: fb5d8e
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A sound deal indeed.
Let's see her photographs.. I'm not yet confident enough to mess around with her drawers.

She looks pretty young in the small ones, but the large one must be very recent.
No. 54473 ID: 034a30

Awwwww. Man, puberty hit her with a brick and hasn't stopped yet.
No. 54477 ID: 2abfb1

You know, Bernard, if she really is that much better than you, all your plotting and scheming could be as transparent as glass to her.

Maybe you aren't the only one who can act. Maybe she is just toying with you. Waiting for you to let your guard down. Waiting for the chance to humiliate you.

Waiting for the chance to collect your virginity.
No. 54481 ID: af9412

Bernard you're kind of a dick.
Why do you hate women so much?
Did something traumatic happen in your past or are you just a jerk

>is she actually ugly
I dunno, judge for yourself. Do you have to have everything spelled out for you?
No. 54485 ID: 632862

Regardless of how smart someone is, if they have low self esteem they will find every excuse possible to keep a relationship going.
No. 54488 ID: bffa2a


... It makes sense. Some of those trophies look like they were made just to fit up your
No. 54489 ID: 632862

Hey, I noticed something. Bernard has never referenced the Orb. Is he just talking to voices in his head?
No. 54491 ID: fb5d8e
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...Oh my god, you're right. If she's so good.. If she's smarter than me.. Oh no, I got too wrapped up in my confidence and thought that she was only booksmart.
I never thought... Could it be that I've walked straight into HER trap? Am I the victim?
Is this what you said before--That those who try to drag the others down, never improve themselves...
Oh no..
What am I going to do?!

>"Yo, B. I'm back."
No. 54498 ID: 9076e4

You're going to use this to try and better yourself, duh.
No. 54502 ID: bffa2a


Nothing you can do buddy. She's stronger, faster, smarter and better than you in everything. If she wants you now she will take you on that bed like a cavewoman, shouting her pleausure to the world at your violation, drowning out your bloodcurdling screams. You'll be one more sad male rape victim and nobody believes those. The shame will drive you to suicide my friend.

Accept the drink and say "Thank you. I couldn't help not looking at your pictures. You've competed for a long time, you're really serious about swimming. Are you training for something big?"
No. 54503 ID: 82167e

Be sure to check your drink for VAGINAL SECRETIONS.

(Wait, wrong quest.)
No. 54505 ID: 276781

Calm the fuck down and learn to like her for who she is, not hate her because she does a little better than you.
If you can swallow your pride even a bit, you can ask her how she does so well in school and ask for a few tips on how you can do better.
No. 54511 ID: fc854e

It's like death note, but instead of killing there's... being a douche?
No. 54512 ID: 5b76f8
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>>What am I going to do?!
No. 54522 ID: f21281

SDF, more and more I'm convinced that you don't have a keyboard, and instead can only communicate with your giant-ass tablet.
No. 54525 ID: f4963f

... I second SDF's comment. Challenge her, pansy!

<3 SDF
No. 54529 ID: 6faa8c

SDF has a point, my good man.
No. 54530 ID: 84ae51

Must be a pain in the ass to type those long filenames in with a virtual keyboard and a pen nib.
No. 54532 ID: fb5d8e
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Challenge her?! Challenge her how?!
I've always only been number one---

>"Hey B. Whatchu thinkin' of?"

No. 54533 ID: bffa2a


Say >>54502
No. 54535 ID: bffa2a

Challenge her in bed, who lasts longest wins. Think of grandma.
No. 54537 ID: 5f6356

Play it a bit safer than the other people seem to want and comment that she has a nice smile, and nod toward the pictures, maybe?
No. 54539 ID: af9412

>Think of grandma.
No. 54540 ID: 1e8751

That's extremely Death Note-style.
Very relevent.

Also, say you're thinking of her. :3c
No. 54541 ID: e8d8be


Yes, challenge her to a deadly game of sex.
No. 54549 ID: fb5d8e
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Allright, I gotta keep cool!

>"Uh, I couldn't help not looking at your pictures. You've competed for a long time, you're really serious about swimming. Are you training for something big?"
>"Well.. I hope to go to the olympics one day. I think that's my number one goal right now."
No. 54550 ID: 4553b2

I've read this book before. You're going to accidentally break her leg and ruin her life, and then you'll try your best to fulfill her dreams for her in some misguided attempt at making it up to her.

Don't do any of that.
No. 54552 ID: 1e8751

Dude, wtf is this shirt.

Take it off.
No. 54553 ID: 61b521

challenge? I say challenge should be a good half of your relationship. the other half should be games, comraderie, and high school business.



No. 54554 ID: d1210a

And? What do you want to do beyond that? You excel academically as well, your career opportunities will likely be wide.
No. 54559 ID: bffa2a


Oh man, she's so much boss than you. Your rape baby will herald the beginning of posthumanism as it bursts through your ribcage after she lays her eggs in you.

"Really? How do you find so much time for everything or is it just that easy for you?" Drink my man, you look like you're ready to give birth.
No. 54565 ID: 6508df


"I've never seen you swim. Next time you go, do you mind bringing me along?"
No. 54568 ID: bffa2a

I wish to see your buttocks crack walnuts.
No. 54573 ID: fb5d8e
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>"What do you want to do beyond that? You excel academically as well, your career opportunities will likely be wide."
>"That's the plan.. I dunno, but I might get tired of swimmin' some day, and then I wanna do whatever I want to do right away."

Yes, these innocent questions will surely throw her offtrack!

>"Really? How do you find so much time for everything or is it just that easy for you?"
>"I dunno, man. I guess it is."
>"That's amazing."
>"Heh.. well..."
>"Hey, I've never seen you swim. Next time you go, do you mind bringing me along?"
>"Uh.. Yeah, ofcourse. No problem. We can go tomorrow after school, if ya can."
>"Yeah, that would be great."

Ha! Now I'll be able to challenge and completely defeat her in swimming and show her men are superior!
..Wait, did I just walk right into her trap? Or she in mine?
Is she quiet because she's brooding, or because she's not used to talking..?
No. 54577 ID: 2abfb1

>Is she quiet because she's brooding

If by "brooding" you mean "nervously waiting for you to make a move", then yes. Quickly, now! Only by acting earnestly and passionately can you evade her devious traps!
No. 54580 ID: d1210a

To test if the trap is there, spring it.

Ask her what she thinks about you admitting to having a crush on her. Put at least some weight and emotion in the question, but not too much.

Then watch her very carefully (which is what anyone would do at that point) and pay attention to her response. Based on that, she will either tip her hand and reveal she is playing you, or reveal herself to not be playing you at all.

You must resolve this ambiguity before your plans of reclaiming the number 1 spot can be achieved!
No. 54582 ID: af9412
File 125435603268.png - (177.14KB , 800x600 , fly.png )

Just a little Spanish Fly here...
No. 54583 ID: bffa2a


We're not telling man. You mysogynist.

She's brooding because you're out of the friendship zone because of the devil girl and she expects you to make some moves. Now there the pressure we could have avoided before. Luckily her parents are due home soon so it can't slide out of control. Put those acting talents to use and tell her some sweet lies.

"You look beautiful and I find you really intresting. It must be the competition that makes me feel so intrigued. I didin't really want to jump in so fast and it's because of that I'm a bit shy. Is it okay if I take it slow?" Wrap your arm around her shoulders.
No. 54584 ID: 034a30

I think her being a serious Olympic hopeful and you being a normal guy with a superiority complex is the "trap" here.
No. 54586 ID: 583ab3

Reach out and take her hand in yours. "So, what else do you like to do?"
No. 54594 ID: fb5d8e
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No. 54599 ID: 61b521

listen dude

the fact that you can even compete AT ALL with this woman is marvelous. most relationships have some kind of gross difference in competence levels between both parties, and it's always annoying.

don't try to prove that you're better, enjoy one of the few treats in life that the number one can never get- competition.
No. 54631 ID: e84d6d

Honestly, if she's an olympic hopeful at age 15, and you are not? You are entirely boned.
No. 54648 ID: a3b36a

Obviously, she's actually a superhero. She just took a moment to hide all her superhero stuff before you went in her room. She holds back just enough to not raise undue suspicion, but still outpace everybody else just a little.

Do you dare trying to penetrate those walls of steel, Bernard?
No. 54754 ID: ed8d8a
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No, she is actually a street fighter. The only thing that truly makes her feel alive is the rush and pressure experienced while fighting. With amazing power and grace, she fights opponent after opponent, repeatedly demonstrating the gymnastic swimming talent that earns her her street name, "Airmaster".
No. 54764 ID: 34b399

Say... where ARE we?
No. 54765 ID: ed8d8a

we are invisible and intangible in this one. I assume he ate us.
No. 54767 ID: 43d730

No. 54770 ID: 904da4

It's pretty obvious he's just crazy and we are voices in his head.
No. 54775 ID: 034a30

Charity found a dying child in the aftermath of a magical war and placed the orb inside him so he wouldn't be a dumbass an walk into anymore magical wars.
No. 54904 ID: fb5d8e
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I don't understand what you guys are saying. I can't just accept being number two, let alone number two to my girlfriend (who looks like a man--an ugly man). She'll need to change a whole lot before I can get serious with her... So much that it's rather unrealistic.
Anyway, you can't convince me just like that! I have to destroy her!

>"So.. uhm.. What did you think when I just.. suddenly confessed to you?"

Alright, I'll take her hand and try not to shiver at the touch of her muscled arms. She's so unlady like it's making me sick.

>"Uhm.. uh.. well.. It's the first time a boy ever confessed to me.. 'n, I, uh.. I've actually liked ya for a long time. I always kept my eyes on ya, but I was, uh, you know.. I'm pretty shy, so I didn't know what to say.. 'n, ya know. I'm not the most attractive."
>"You look beautiful and I find you really intresting.. I'm pretty shy too. How about we just take it slow?"
No. 54905 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Saying that.. Does that mean we're really boyfriend and girlfriend?"
No. 54914 ID: 1689ab

More like Slave and Mistress~...
No. 54918 ID: 1689ab

Seriously? How can you say no to that face?

Remember the plan, batman. Dating her is all according to schedule.
No. 54921 ID: 7d87d9


No. 54923 ID: 99ff38


Remove the wig. It must be Kuririn in disguise.
No. 54931 ID: 9e9b47


"Yeah I guess so."

Kiss her.
No. 54941 ID: 7d87d9

in b4 its a MAN because that's a MAN FACE
No. 54947 ID: 337f62

Kiss her! Kiss her you fool!
No. 54956 ID: 2819cf


Do what you gotta do. Kiss her.

Just keep your eyes on the prize. It will all be worth it soon.
No. 55022 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Yeah.. I guess so.."
No. 55023 ID: fb5d8e
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No. 55024 ID: fb5d8e
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OH GOD-- I vomited a little in my mouth.

>"Heh.. heh.... heh..."
No. 55027 ID: 192956

Thats adorable.
No. 55028 ID: 632862

Haha, I knew it.
No. 55029 ID: bffa2a

Oh no, here it comes! She's revealing this is a trap laid out for you and you walked right into it. What are you gonna do?
No. 55032 ID: bffa2a

"Sorry, I'm very nervous right now"
No. 55033 ID: 137d04


"So. What do you want to do now? What other hobbies you got?"
No. 55038 ID: 137d04

Oh c'mon. It's not that bad. She's cute when she smiles and she likes you. She even has plans for the future. You could do much worse. You ever even HAD a girlfriend?

Do you even have friends?
No. 55039 ID: 7c3156


Ask her when her parents come home.
No. 55043 ID: dab28e

I'm pretty sure he doesn't know what friend means.
No. 55061 ID: 1029ae

Barnard just needs to try and pretty her up somehow. If she does try to be feminine maybe she'd look cute.
No. 55063 ID: fb5d8e
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What-- Was this the trap? Stealing a kiss? That explains that demonic laughter!
So now we know she's just playing with me, how do we deal with this?!

>"S-sorry, I'm very nervous right now.."
>"It's cute.."

Huh? Anyway--

>"When do your parents come home?"
>"Oh, I think they're home already. I could ask if ya can stay for dinner.. If ya feel like it."

--Hey, don't doubt me.
If by friends you mean underlings, then yes, I have dozens. They've all become so infatuated with me that they follow my every command. I can mobilize half the school if I so desire.
Like I said.. I'm number one--I mean, two in popularity.
No. 55074 ID: 7c3156

Stay for dinner. Eating together will help make her feelings stronger for you.
No. 55078 ID: 950eaa


Or she just laughed because she actually found you cute. :/

Stay for dinner. Eat with parents. You know I've gotta ask, besides existing, what has Alex done towards you to earn your ire?
No. 55090 ID: af3e6d

You're really defensive. Don't try to deny anything to some disembodied voices. You fell right into her trap. You're doomed, boy.
No. 55096 ID: 1029ae

Are we in the orb? If we're the orb, then leave us somewhere in her room by 'accident'. She'll want to give us back to you, or you can ask for us back the next day. That way we can scope her conscience out.
No. 55097 ID: 7c3156

Also causally shift so your laying on her bed with her against you.
No. 55098 ID: bffa2a


Stay for dinner? With parents? With devil kid? Devil kid will probably blurt out everything she told Alex to the parents also. It will be hell and you'll be in the center. This is the trap. ... You must stay.

"Are you sure they wouldn't mind?"
No. 55099 ID: 1029ae

Are we in the orb? If we're the orb, then leave us somewhere in her room by 'accident'. She'll want to give us back to you, or you can ask for us back the next day. That way we can scope her conscience out.
No. 55120 ID: 6e9d30

Stay for dinner. Get in good with her parents. Shouldnt be too hard for you, being the charmer you are. She seems a little hesitant to open up, maybe talking to the parents will reveal some information. Besides, I got 10 bucks says her mom is hot.

And, you know, try not to spend the whole time watching her shove food in past those lips... those sweet, soft, lips... moving that fork in and out, licking softly... try your best to not imagine what else could go between those lips... or how much you'd do /anything/ to taste them again...
No. 55122 ID: 03adff
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No. 55124 ID: b1e366

There might be a problem with that, as she might kick your ass in the attempt
No. 55125 ID: 18212a

Ah, but you forget, there is more than one way to rape a cat.
No. 55128 ID: 61b521

this is going -critically well-

from this vantnage you may romance or destroy her at your leisure, depending on whether you want a powerful ally, or a tricky nemesis.
No. 55132 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Are you sure they wouldn't mind?"
>"Nah, ofcourse not..."


>"Dinner's ready! Time to dig in."
No. 55136 ID: 1e1932


Compliment her beauty.
No. 55137 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Thank you for your work once again, dear."
No. 55138 ID: fb5d8e
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>"I hope it's to your liking, Bernard. Ah, we're so happy you came to visit Alexandra. She rarely has friends over, and definitely never such a cute boy."
No. 55141 ID: 1e1932


Actually, on second thought...
No. 55142 ID: 632862

Hot mom alert.

What's with the tooth though?
No. 55144 ID: 632862

Wait WHAT.

She's... um. Little. I guess Danni might be 14 after all.
No. 55145 ID: 2dd482

That's easy. She's a fucking demon. Alex is half-fiend.
No. 55147 ID: 6faa8c

Well, now we know where her looks are from. Sad the older one got her face from her pops, but hey, maybe she's got mom's personality and natural skills.

Try the cooking, see how it is. Either way, compliment the mom on her skill and beauty (she doesn't look a day over 12 20) and ask her father what his career path is, then express interest in the feild.
No. 55148 ID: 6e9d30

"Really? Thats strange. She's pretty much one of the most popular girls in school"
No. 55152 ID: 99ff38

Is it me or does this family seem either completely dysfunctional or at least creepy. Hanging pictures of her 13-year old daughter in a swimsuit on the wall, mum looking creepingly young and a father that looks menacing...
No. 55155 ID: bffa2a


I am enjoying this immensely. This is poetic justice if there ever was such thing. Think of this man when you hurt his little girl and what he'll do to you. Not that he has to with Alexandra probably more than capable of crushing your balls. He might in a moment, devil kid is plotting. Can you see your demise in her pretty little eyes? She hates you with all of her black heart.

"Thank you, I hope I'm not intruding. Smells good."

What do you think the father does for a living? Professional boxer? Bouncer? Mafia? Postal worker?
No. 55157 ID: 6e9d30

Her thirteen year old Athlete of a daughter. They're clearly just proud.
No. 55159 ID: 2b0b9e

My guess is Ice Cream man.
No. 55161 ID: 99ff38


There's a boundary between social standards and being proud.

Unless you want to be taken for a creep.
No. 55163 ID: 6e9d30

As a swimmer, I can assure you this really isnt uncommon.
No. 55164 ID: 6e9d30

"so what do you two do for a living?"
No. 55169 ID: d1210a

Obviously Mafia.

I mean, I know I would hire him, just from looks alone. That is some high quality intimidation he has there, what with the nightmare face.
No. 55170 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Really? Thats strange. She's pretty much one of the most popular girls in school. Everyone admires her!"
>"My my, that's good to hear. We are ever so proud of our little girl."
>"That is not hard to understand. She comes from such noble parents."
>"Oh dear, thank you, sweety."
>"May I ask what you two do for a living?"

I am not quite sure what this information will be of use, but I trust your judgement!

>"Nothing special, really. I do voices for kids' cartoons, and Richard is the safety inspector at a candy factory."
No. 55178 ID: bffa2a


Oh god, awkward conversation with the parents. It's always horrible. Try not to suck up too much, you're agitating devil kid and the parents will see right through you. I swear they have douchebag radars and you're a giant one. Stuff face.
No. 55183 ID: 7c3156

If food tastes good complement it.
No. 55190 ID: fb5d8e
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...Oh god-- The food.. It's horrible. This tastes like 5 day old fastfood! Oh god.. Atleast it will wash away the taste of that kiss.

>"What about you, Bernard? What are your ambitions?"
>"Oh dear, Richard. Clumsy as ever. Ah, your tie is a mess~"
>"I'm sorry, dear."
No. 55192 ID: 728a8e

ask where did they come from?
No. 55193 ID: 476456


but no really, what do you plan to do with yourself.
No. 55197 ID: 5b1727

alex's looking at you. QUICK! glance at her and grab her hand nuder the table and answer them
No. 55198 ID: 7c3156

To be among the best scholars and athletes that the school has ever produced.
No. 55200 ID: bffa2a


"To be number one in school and ruin a poor girls life!"

"I enjoy playing games with the lifes of other people and I'm currently enjoying a game with your daughter."

"I would some day hope to legalize animal-human sexual relationships so I can boff your daughter."

"I wish to be a gynegologist, so I'm practicing with your daughter as her face looks like the insides of a-"

"I'm practicing to be a male prostitute and once I can kiss your daughter without remorse I'm ready."

"I'm going to be the president of U.S.A. I have the right skills and morals."
No. 55201 ID: 6faa8c

This is a good awnser.
No. 55202 ID: 034a30

DO NOT BE MISLEAD BY THE FATHER'S JOB. A boiling vat of chocolate is just a tastier way to die.
No. 55203 ID: 1689ab

"Ah, ambitions of the future... There are so many. I'm trying very hard right now to keep my options open, doing everything I can to excel in as many fields as possible. I feel this gives me the best chances of discovering and excelling at my true passion."
No. 55204 ID: fb5d8e
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No. 55205 ID: 1689ab

"Voice actor work? How interesting. What are some of the shows you've worked on?"
No. 55353 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Ah, ambitions of the future... There are so many. I'm trying very hard right now to keep my options open, doing everything I can to excel in as many fields as possible. I feel this gives me the best chances of discovering and excelling at my true passion. I suppose my first goal is to become among the best scholars and athletes this school has ever produced!"
>"My, my, that is quite ambitious! But I'm sure you'll be able to do it, dear. It's good to know young people still think about the future."
>"Does it include photography, Bernaaaard~?"
>"Oh, you're also interested in photography?"
No. 55358 ID: 1689ab

"Why yes, of course. I've got something of a knack with architectural compositions, actually. There are some really facinating buildings in this city. It's a shame the city planning doesnt take lighting into consideration. Most of the more picturesque and interesting buildings tend to lie in the shadows of nearby high rises. The effect really tends to ruin a lot of otherwise superb compositions."
No. 55360 ID: 9e9b47


Laugh nervously. "It's a hobby. Hey Danni, speaking of, do you want to be an Olympic competitor like your sister?" Smile at Alex after you ask.
No. 55377 ID: 7c3156


The little sis is an evil bitch but we need to get her friendly or else she will cockblock us, so no side swipes at the girl.
No. 55382 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Why yes, of course. I've got something of a knack with architectural compositions, actually. There are some really facinating buildings in this city. It's a shame the city planning doesnt take lighting into consideration. Most of the more picturesque and interesting buildings tend to lie in the shadows of nearby high rises. The effect really tends to ruin a lot of otherwise superb compositions."
>"That's nice, dear. Richard, don't you have any interest in Alexandra's guest?"

..Oh man, I just completely bored them. That was overdoing it. They must be beginning to think I am full of shit.

>"Oh yes. Yes, Bernard, how do you feel about worksafety?"
>"Honey, that is a little inappropriate."
>"Oh.. Bernard, what do your parents do?"

Okay, now it is getting tricky. My parents are owners of a successful advertising company. We are close to be being millionaires and they have worked with many big names in the past. ...But as I said, I'm beginning to sound like a bragging snob. I might have to twist the truth.
No. 55384 ID: 632862

They work at a box company.
No. 55387 ID: 632862

Nonono! Box company!

They make boxes.
No. 55388 ID: 7c3156

They work in advertising.
No. 55393 ID: 9e9b47

"My parents are into advertising. I don't get to see them much. Mostly commercials and stuff."
No. 55394 ID: bd2eec

Or, alternatively
"My parents run an advertising company. I don't know much about their work, though."
No. 55399 ID: 1689ab

"Oh, My parents both work at an advertising company. It's a pretty good job, from what I understand, and they have occassionally got to work with some big names. It's really exciting. Oh, and for the record I am all for Work Safety. The thought of losing a finger or an arm to industrial accident... it's terrifying. To have so much potential ripped away from you so cruely... Like your daughter has done by usurping my position as best kid in school. I do my best to make sure the school keeps up with it's safety standards. Well, I do what I can, at least."
No. 55426 ID: fb5d8e
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>"My parents are into advertising. I don't get to see them much so I don't know much about their work."
>"Oh, poor dear. You'll always be welcome here if you need a family around you. Isn't that right, Richard?"
>"Yes. Don't be afraid to visit more often, Bernard."

PERFECT! Showing a bit of weakness plays them right into my hand. Bernard: 1 - Parents: 0
No. 55440 ID: 1689ab

Perfect. You have them just where you want them. Now slowly unzip your pants and get ready to start dancing...
No. 55442 ID: 9e9b47


Well just go through the rest of the meal on auto-pilot. Might as well leave after dinner, it'll look kinda shady if you don't.

If there's still more stuff that needs to be said, ask what Danni wants to be when she gets older.
No. 55443 ID: e06ea4

Thank them for the offer.

Can the food honestly be so much worse than fast food? How?
No. 55444 ID: 034a30

Propose marria-wait. No. Ask them for permission to date their daughter, like a gentleman.

Be prepared to run if the answer is no.
No. 55450 ID: 7c3156

Assess parents. Do they look like the type who would be cool with you sleeping with there daughter/s?
No. 55462 ID: fb5d8e
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Oh no, I believe it is a bit too early to suddenly ask them if I may date their daughter. I might have to make an even better impression. The devilgirl seems content in teasing me rather than exposing everything for the moment.

>"Thank you, I certainly shall."

I passed the fire.


>"Uhm.. Thanks for coming. I had a great time.. Sorry 'bout my parents being weird."
No. 55469 ID: 6faa8c

"They aren't weird. Your father may be a little unnerving, but he is a kind man. I shall see you at school? Maybe you could teach me some swimming techniques?"
No. 55472 ID: 7c3156

say "Your parents aren't that bad" then give good by smooch.
No. 55473 ID: 034a30

Say that she's welcome, and she should visit you sometime! Also discretely kiss her goodnight.
No. 55478 ID: 1689ab

"No problem. All parents are like that. I had a great time. I'm really glad that we're together. I'll see you tommorow at school." Then kiss her again.

I mean, look at her... that strong form, those hips, That smooth delicious chest... I bet you can't wait to run your toungue all over every inch of that... Oh to taste her sweet lips again... to be pinned beneath her perfect form as she has her way with you... Can't you just imagine her hot, naked body rubbing up against you as she does unspeakable acts to you, helpless as you are to her powerful minstrations? Ah... young love...
No. 55485 ID: ed8d8a

(psst, dude, if you're more subtle about it you might actually get him for a sec or two)

Nothing to see here. no voices plotting. return to your business Bernard.
No. 55486 ID: 9e9b47


"That's what parents are for. I'm sure mine will embarrass me too. I'll see you tomorrow morning."
No. 55487 ID: e06ea4

Yes. Back to business. Say goodnight, a quick kiss, go home, prepare and sleep.
No. 55489 ID: 1689ab

Hmm... you're right.

No. 55493 ID: fb5d8e
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>"No problem. Your parents aren't that bad. I had a great time. I'm really glad that we're together. I'll see you tommorow at school."
>"Y-yeah.. D-don't forget to bring swimmingwear.. G.. Good night."
>"Good night, Alex."
No. 55495 ID: fb5d8e
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Ha! Good work!
No. 55499 ID: 1689ab

Oh god, she's so cute... and her skin is so soft... and she smells so good...
No. 55501 ID: fb5d8e
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I got her eating from the palm of my hand! Or--incase she was infact trying to trap me--I showed her I'm not easy to mess with! This is going very well!
..Hmm, why are the lights off?
No. 55504 ID: 1689ab

Hug note. Read plant.
No. 55507 ID: 4553b2

Read NOTE.
Realize you were FRAMED.
Become fugitive running from the LAW.
Recruit new girlfriend to help you clear your NAME.
Fall in love with GIRL over course of the adventure.
No. 55508 ID: 9e9b47


Read note. Go get some better food.
No. 55512 ID: 034a30

He has to turn the lights back on before he reads anything!

Turn on lights. Read note. Eat plant.
No. 55515 ID: fc854e

Your parents are at the hospital.
No. 55517 ID: 7c3156

Are both your parents female, or am I just miss reading your sign?
No. 55523 ID: 632862

DEAR GOD. This man is the son of Janine and Patrick. Patrick is a crossdresser, wants to be known as a girl, but apparently still has sex with women. He's a... lesbian transsexual?

I guess Bernard could indeed have the orb.
No. 55524 ID: fb5d8e
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No. 55526 ID: fb5d8e
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It's not like they'd be here anyway..
No. 55527 ID: fc854e

Patricia is biologically male, but trans. Come on now, Janine's been in every Romanticar to date, and Patricia only missed the first one.
No. 55528 ID: 4553b2

Which one is your mother?
No. 55531 ID: 1689ab

Transexualism and Homosexuality are unrelated. Most transexuals are 'lesbian'
No. 55553 ID: 1689ab

So clearly the note was written by Janine. Hey Bernard. How do you get along with your aunt and uncles?
No. 55556 ID: fc854e

I'm guessing it's the one with the womb.
No. 55578 ID: 904da4

Ah, so he DOES have the orb...somewhere.

Be sure to hand us off to your parents at some point. We must have words with them about how to raise their children.
No. 55584 ID: 904da4

He wants to be known as a girl because he is ashamed of the fact that his body is so weak, and thus feels he can lessen that shame if he just thinks of himself as a girl.
No. 55602 ID: 632862

Huh? Transsexuals usually feel sexually attracted to the gender opposite to what gender they identify with, or so I've heard. A 'straight' Male to Female transsexual would want to be a woman, and sleep with guys.

I guess Bernard could be adopted, though. Transsexuals very much dislike having sex using the genitalia they were born with. The other option would've been artificial insemination.

That assumes Patricia is indeed a transsexual, and not just a very disturbed individual that can't get over having asthma. She did say wearing women's clothes "felt right" though, so I'm going to place my bets on the former.
No. 55627 ID: 9e9b47


I think Pat's a guy that likes to wear girl clothes, and found a wife that's cool with that.

Anyhow, future discussion on the matter should probably be brought to /questdis/. This is supposed to be for quest suggestions after all.
No. 55631 ID: bffa2a

Awwwwww... he was telling the truth about not seeing them often.
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