"Sorry, I'm very nervous right now"

>>55024

"So. What do you want to do now? What other hobbies you got?"

Oh c'mon. It's not that bad. She's cute when she smiles and she likes you. She even has plans for the future. You could do much worse. You ever even HAD a girlfriend?

Do you even have friends?

>>55024

Ask her when her parents come home.

>>55038
I'm pretty sure he doesn't know what friend means.

Barnard just needs to try and pretty her up somehow. If she does try to be feminine maybe she'd look cute.

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/01(Thu)14:17 No. 55063 ID: fb5d8e
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What-- Was this the trap? Stealing a kiss? That explains that demonic laughter!
So now we know she's just playing with me, how do we deal with this?!

>"S-sorry, I'm very nervous right now.."
>"It's cute.."

Huh? Anyway--

>"When do your parents come home?"
>"Oh, I think they're home already. I could ask if ya can stay for dinner.. If ya feel like it."

--Hey, don't doubt me.
If by friends you mean underlings, then yes, I have dozens. They've all become so infatuated with me that they follow my every command. I can mobilize half the school if I so desire.
Like I said.. I'm number one--I mean, two in popularity.

Stay for dinner. Eating together will help make her feelings stronger for you.

>>55063

Or she just laughed because she actually found you cute. :/

Stay for dinner. Eat with parents. You know I've gotta ask, besides existing, what has Alex done towards you to earn your ire?

>>55063
You're really defensive. Don't try to deny anything to some disembodied voices. You fell right into her trap. You're doomed, boy.

Are we in the orb? If we're the orb, then leave us somewhere in her room by 'accident'. She'll want to give us back to you, or you can ask for us back the next day. That way we can scope her conscience out.

Also causally shift so your laying on her bed with her against you.

>>55063

Stay for dinner? With parents? With devil kid? Devil kid will probably blurt out everything she told Alex to the parents also. It will be hell and you'll be in the center. This is the trap. ... You must stay.

"Are you sure they wouldn't mind?"

Are we in the orb? If we're the orb, then leave us somewhere in her room by 'accident'. She'll want to give us back to you, or you can ask for us back the next day. That way we can scope her conscience out.

Stay for dinner. Get in good with her parents. Shouldnt be too hard for you, being the charmer you are. She seems a little hesitant to open up, maybe talking to the parents will reveal some information. Besides, I got 10 bucks says her mom is hot.

And, you know, try not to spend the whole time watching her shove food in past those lips... those sweet, soft, lips... moving that fork in and out, licking softly... try your best to not imagine what else could go between those lips... or how much you'd do /anything/ to taste them again...

>>55122
There might be a problem with that, as she might kick your ass in the attempt

>>55124
Ah, but you forget, there is more than one way to rape a cat.

>>55063
this is going -critically well-

from this vantnage you may romance or destroy her at your leisure, depending on whether you want a powerful ally, or a tricky nemesis.

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/01(Thu)15:32 No. 55132 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Are you sure they wouldn't mind?"
>"Nah, ofcourse not..."

...

>"Dinner's ready! Time to dig in."

>>55132

Compliment her beauty.

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/01(Thu)15:34 No. 55137 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Thank you for your work once again, dear."

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/01(Thu)15:34 No. 55138 ID: fb5d8e
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>"I hope it's to your liking, Bernard. Ah, we're so happy you came to visit Alexandra. She rarely has friends over, and definitely never such a cute boy."
>"M-mom..!"

>>55137

Actually, on second thought...

>>55132
Hot mom alert.

What's with the tooth though?

>>55138
Wait WHAT.

She's... um. Little. I guess Danni might be 14 after all.

>>55142
That's easy. She's a fucking demon. Alex is half-fiend.

>>55138
Well, now we know where her looks are from. Sad the older one got her face from her pops, but hey, maybe she's got mom's personality and natural skills.

Try the cooking, see how it is. Either way, compliment the mom on her skill and beauty (she doesn't look a day over 12 20) and ask her father what his career path is, then express interest in the feild.

"Really? Thats strange. She's pretty much one of the most popular girls in school"

Is it me or does this family seem either completely dysfunctional or at least creepy. Hanging pictures of her 13-year old daughter in a swimsuit on the wall, mum looking creepingly young and a father that looks menacing...

>>55138

I am enjoying this immensely. This is poetic justice if there ever was such thing. Think of this man when you hurt his little girl and what he'll do to you. Not that he has to with Alexandra probably more than capable of crushing your balls. He might in a moment, devil kid is plotting. Can you see your demise in her pretty little eyes? She hates you with all of her black heart.

"Thank you, I hope I'm not intruding. Smells good."

What do you think the father does for a living? Professional boxer? Bouncer? Mafia? Postal worker?

>>55152
Her thirteen year old Athlete of a daughter. They're clearly just proud.

My guess is Ice Cream man.

>>55157

There's a boundary between social standards and being proud.

Unless you want to be taken for a creep.

>>55161
As a swimmer, I can assure you this really isnt uncommon.

"so what do you two do for a living?"

>>55155
Obviously Mafia.

I mean, I know I would hire him, just from looks alone. That is some high quality intimidation he has there, what with the nightmare face.

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/01(Thu)16:07 No. 55170 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Really? Thats strange. She's pretty much one of the most popular girls in school. Everyone admires her!"
>"My my, that's good to hear. We are ever so proud of our little girl."
>"That is not hard to understand. She comes from such noble parents."
>"Oh dear, thank you, sweety."
>"May I ask what you two do for a living?"

I am not quite sure what this information will be of use, but I trust your judgement!

>"Nothing special, really. I do voices for kids' cartoons, and Richard is the safety inspector at a candy factory."

>>55170

Oh god, awkward conversation with the parents. It's always horrible. Try not to suck up too much, you're agitating devil kid and the parents will see right through you. I swear they have douchebag radars and you're a giant one. Stuff face.

If food tastes good complement it.

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/01(Thu)16:40 No. 55190 ID: fb5d8e
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...Oh god-- The food.. It's horrible. This tastes like 5 day old fastfood! Oh god.. Atleast it will wash away the taste of that kiss.

>"What about you, Bernard? What are your ambitions?"
>"..Oh-!"
>"Oh dear, Richard. Clumsy as ever. Ah, your tie is a mess~"
>"I'm sorry, dear."

ask where did they come from?

"TO CRUSH YOUR DAUGHTER AT EVERY TURN"

but no really, what do you plan to do with yourself.

>>55190
alex's looking at you. QUICK! glance at her and grab her hand nuder the table and answer them

To be among the best scholars and athletes that the school has ever produced.

>>55190

"To be number one in school and ruin a poor girls life!"

"I enjoy playing games with the lifes of other people and I'm currently enjoying a game with your daughter."

"I would some day hope to legalize animal-human sexual relationships so I can boff your daughter."

"I wish to be a gynegologist, so I'm practicing with your daughter as her face looks like the insides of a-"

"I'm practicing to be a male prostitute and once I can kiss your daughter without remorse I'm ready."

"I'm going to be the president of U.S.A. I have the right skills and morals."

>>55198
This is a good awnser.

>>55170
DO NOT BE MISLEAD BY THE FATHER'S JOB. A boiling vat of chocolate is just a tastier way to die.

"Ah, ambitions of the future... There are so many. I'm trying very hard right now to keep my options open, doing everything I can to excel in as many fields as possible. I feel this gives me the best chances of discovering and excelling at my true passion."

"Voice actor work? How interesting. What are some of the shows you've worked on?"

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/01(Thu)21:01 No. 55353 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Ah, ambitions of the future... There are so many. I'm trying very hard right now to keep my options open, doing everything I can to excel in as many fields as possible. I feel this gives me the best chances of discovering and excelling at my true passion. I suppose my first goal is to become among the best scholars and athletes this school has ever produced!"
>"My, my, that is quite ambitious! But I'm sure you'll be able to do it, dear. It's good to know young people still think about the future."
>"Does it include photography, Bernaaaard~?"
>"D-danni!"
>"Oh, you're also interested in photography?"

"Why yes, of course. I've got something of a knack with architectural compositions, actually. There are some really facinating buildings in this city. It's a shame the city planning doesnt take lighting into consideration. Most of the more picturesque and interesting buildings tend to lie in the shadows of nearby high rises. The effect really tends to ruin a lot of otherwise superb compositions."

>>55353

Laugh nervously. "It's a hobby. Hey Danni, speaking of, do you want to be an Olympic competitor like your sister?" Smile at Alex after you ask.

>>55360

The little sis is an evil bitch but we need to get her friendly or else she will cockblock us, so no side swipes at the girl.

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/01(Thu)21:26 No. 55382 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Why yes, of course. I've got something of a knack with architectural compositions, actually. There are some really facinating buildings in this city. It's a shame the city planning doesnt take lighting into consideration. Most of the more picturesque and interesting buildings tend to lie in the shadows of nearby high rises. The effect really tends to ruin a lot of otherwise superb compositions."
>"That's nice, dear. Richard, don't you have any interest in Alexandra's guest?"

..Oh man, I just completely bored them. That was overdoing it. They must be beginning to think I am full of shit.

>"Oh yes. Yes, Bernard, how do you feel about worksafety?"
>"Honey, that is a little inappropriate."
>"Oh.. Bernard, what do your parents do?"

Okay, now it is getting tricky. My parents are owners of a successful advertising company. We are close to be being millionaires and they have worked with many big names in the past. ...But as I said, I'm beginning to sound like a bragging snob. I might have to twist the truth.

>>55382
They work at a box company.

>>55385
Nonono! Box company!

They make boxes.

They work in advertising.

"My parents are into advertising. I don't get to see them much. Mostly commercials and stuff."

>>55385
Or, alternatively
"My parents run an advertising company. I don't know much about their work, though."

"Oh, My parents both work at an advertising company. It's a pretty good job, from what I understand, and they have occassionally got to work with some big names. It's really exciting. Oh, and for the record I am all for Work Safety. The thought of losing a finger or an arm to industrial accident... it's terrifying. To have so much potential ripped away from you so cruely... Like your daughter has done by usurping my position as best kid in school. I do my best to make sure the school keeps up with it's safety standards. Well, I do what I can, at least."

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/01(Thu)21:46 No. 55426 ID: fb5d8e
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>"My parents are into advertising. I don't get to see them much so I don't know much about their work."
>"Oh, poor dear. You'll always be welcome here if you need a family around you. Isn't that right, Richard?"
>"Yes. Don't be afraid to visit more often, Bernard."

PERFECT! Showing a bit of weakness plays them right into my hand. Bernard: 1 - Parents: 0

Perfect. You have them just where you want them. Now slowly unzip your pants and get ready to start dancing...

>>55426

Well just go through the rest of the meal on auto-pilot. Might as well leave after dinner, it'll look kinda shady if you don't.

If there's still more stuff that needs to be said, ask what Danni wants to be when she gets older.

Thank them for the offer.

Can the food honestly be so much worse than fast food? How?

>>55426
Propose marria-wait. No. Ask them for permission to date their daughter, like a gentleman.

Be prepared to run if the answer is no.

Assess parents. Do they look like the type who would be cool with you sleeping with there daughter/s?

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/01(Thu)22:03 No. 55462 ID: fb5d8e
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Oh no, I believe it is a bit too early to suddenly ask them if I may date their daughter. I might have to make an even better impression. The devilgirl seems content in teasing me rather than exposing everything for the moment.

>"Thank you, I certainly shall."

I passed the fire.

..


>"Uhm.. Thanks for coming. I had a great time.. Sorry 'bout my parents being weird."

>>55462
"They aren't weird. Your father may be a little unnerving, but he is a kind man. I shall see you at school? Maybe you could teach me some swimming techniques?"

say "Your parents aren't that bad" then give good by smooch.

>>55462
Say that she's welcome, and she should visit you sometime! Also discretely kiss her goodnight.

"No problem. All parents are like that. I had a great time. I'm really glad that we're together. I'll see you tommorow at school." Then kiss her again.

I mean, look at her... that strong form, those hips, That smooth delicious chest... I bet you can't wait to run your toungue all over every inch of that... Oh to taste her sweet lips again... to be pinned beneath her perfect form as she has her way with you... Can't you just imagine her hot, naked body rubbing up against you as she does unspeakable acts to you, helpless as you are to her powerful minstrations? Ah... young love...

>>55478
(psst, dude, if you're more subtle about it you might actually get him for a sec or two)

Nothing to see here. no voices plotting. return to your business Bernard.

>>55462

"That's what parents are for. I'm sure mine will embarrass me too. I'll see you tomorrow morning."

>>55485
Yes. Back to business. Say goodnight, a quick kiss, go home, prepare and sleep.

>>55485
Hmm... you're right.

HEY BERNARD! DOESNT SHE LOOK TOTALLY CUTE IN THIS LIGHTING? YOU SHOULD TOTALLY KISS HER. IT WILL BE AWESOME.

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/01(Thu)22:26 No. 55493 ID: fb5d8e
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>"No problem. Your parents aren't that bad. I had a great time. I'm really glad that we're together. I'll see you tommorow at school."
>"Y-yeah.. D-don't forget to bring swimmingwear.. G.. Good night."
>"Good night, Alex."

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/01(Thu)22:26 No. 55495 ID: fb5d8e
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Ha! Good work!

Oh god, she's so cute... and her skin is so soft... and she smells so good...

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/01(Thu)22:28 No. 55501 ID: fb5d8e
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I got her eating from the palm of my hand! Or--incase she was infact trying to trap me--I showed her I'm not easy to mess with! This is going very well!
..Hmm, why are the lights off?

Hug note. Read plant.

>>55501
Read NOTE.
Realize you were FRAMED.
Become fugitive running from the LAW.
Recruit new girlfriend to help you clear your NAME.
Fall in love with GIRL over course of the adventure.

>>55501

Read note. Go get some better food.

>>55504
He has to turn the lights back on before he reads anything!

>>55501
Turn on lights. Read note. Eat plant.

Your parents are at the hospital.

Are both your parents female, or am I just miss reading your sign?

DEAR GOD. This man is the son of Janine and Patrick. Patrick is a crossdresser, wants to be known as a girl, but apparently still has sex with women. He's a... lesbian transsexual?

I guess Bernard could indeed have the orb.

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/01(Thu)22:38 No. 55524 ID: fb5d8e
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...Whatever.

The Romanticar Underground - End of Part 2 Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/01(Thu)22:38 No. 55526 ID: fb5d8e
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It's not like they'd be here anyway..

>>55517
Patricia is biologically male, but trans. Come on now, Janine's been in every Romanticar to date, and Patricia only missed the first one.

>>55524
Which one is your mother?

>>55523
Transexualism and Homosexuality are unrelated. Most transexuals are 'lesbian'

So clearly the note was written by Janine. Hey Bernard. How do you get along with your aunt and uncles?

>>55528
I'm guessing it's the one with the womb.

Ah, so he DOES have the orb...somewhere.

Be sure to hand us off to your parents at some point. We must have words with them about how to raise their children.

>>55523
He wants to be known as a girl because he is ashamed of the fact that his body is so weak, and thus feels he can lessen that shame if he just thinks of himself as a girl.

>>55531
Huh? Transsexuals usually feel sexually attracted to the gender opposite to what gender they identify with, or so I've heard. A 'straight' Male to Female transsexual would want to be a woman, and sleep with guys.

I guess Bernard could be adopted, though. Transsexuals very much dislike having sex using the genitalia they were born with. The other option would've been artificial insemination.

That assumes Patricia is indeed a transsexual, and not just a very disturbed individual that can't get over having asthma. She did say wearing women's clothes "felt right" though, so I'm going to place my bets on the former.

>>55602

I think Pat's a guy that likes to wear girl clothes, and found a wife that's cool with that.

Anyhow, future discussion on the matter should probably be brought to /questdis/. This is supposed to be for quest suggestions after all.

Awwwwww... he was telling the truth about not seeing them often.