>>540173
I all honesty, it's fucking horrible, albiet in a ilariouhilarious way.
But it might work, so long as you wear a hood to cover yourself, and not get to close to anyone, or your cover will be blown.

>>540217
(*hilarious. Fucking tablet.)

looks ok buut
>>540217
I agree w the hat idea, if anybun asks,youre just flatchested

1/3 chirps 2013/09/12(Thu)12:30 No. 540391 ID: 34cbef
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[Cheepers] It would need some work

[Steel] guess you're right, i don't have those chubby cheeks like they do... okay, how about i grab this scarf and wrap it around my head. Oh and i'll take these long gloves on account that my hands aren't as big as theirs, put on this vest to keep the gloves in place- and why not, throw on some black pants for flavor. Now whaddya think?

[Cheepers] Much better

2/3 chirps 2013/09/12(Thu)12:34 No. 540392 ID: 34cbef
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[Steel] There we go, now hopefully they won't confront an oddly dressed brown 'girl' and the little blind 'girl' sidekick.

[littlebun] hehehehe

[Steel] So I need to find the rebellion, robo-bird search up how to find the rebels.

3/3 chirps 2013/09/12(Thu)12:45 No. 540396 ID: 34cbef
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[Cheepers] processing query...

*Today at 8pm Venerable Lord Mistress Jubilee, founder of the Man Farms industry, will be holding a public event to garner favor for her and dissuade the populace that she is not connected to the rebellion. Mistress Jubilee is accused with many accounts of assisting the rebellion

*Constable Jasmine is on the lookout for families who have been hiding escaped slaves and aiding in the rebellion with supplies, Some houses have been uncovered as a small pattern has turned up. This form of rebellion has been named the Underground Railroad due to the way the fugitives have been transported out

*There are recent rumours going around that Tiger Claws, the icon of the rebellion, has become more active. Some ladies saying that she can be spotted near Glade Manor, a rundown mansion once owned by the deceased Lord mistress Glade.

[Cheepers] These are the most recent items relating to this search

[Steel] Wonder where to start first...

>input

>>540396
lets see, delicate political situation, interfereing with police, or an abandoned goast-infested manshion where the poster child for the rebellion is said to be staying
clearly we should head for the mansion :/

She's obviously using the rumors of 'ghosts' to scare anyone away from her hideout. Brilliant.
Mansion it is.

GET MANSION
FITE GOAST
FIND HERRO

>>540651
YEAAAAAAAAAAH

1/4 chirps 2013/09/18(Wed)21:01 No. 541065 ID: 34cbef
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[Steel] cheepers, set a destination to that mansion. Anything saying there are ghosts in it or any crazy history?

2/4 chirps 2013/09/18(Wed)21:04 No. 541066 ID: 34cbef
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[Cheepers] 37 subjects have been found related to the topic suggested. 84% speculation that there is a ghost dwelling in the mansion, 16% stating there is a possibility there are aliens.

[Steel] Alright, show me a map of how to get there then- you can do that I assume?

[Cheepers] Pulling up area map now.

3/4 chirps 2013/09/18(Wed)21:05 No. 541068 ID: 34cbef
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[Cheepers] Showing efficient route to mansion based on select parameters.

[Steel] Alrighty, lets get over there then.

======fast forward to the mansion======

4/4 chirps 2013/09/18(Wed)21:10 No. 541069 ID: 34cbef
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[Cheepers] We have reached our destination.

[Steel] hmmm, it looks fine to me... too bad we have to go in at night

[Cheepers] How do you wish to proceed

>input

1) We don't want to go in a public entrance because we don't hold up well under scrutiny.
2) We do not want to piss off rebels we want to join by trying to break in, folks like that are understandably jumpy and might kill us for our trouble.
3) We have not confirmed that this is a rebel stronghold, it is only our best current lead (with limited information) to try and find them. The haunting story and rumours of rebel involvement is what I would spread if I were a totalitarian despot trying to get dissidents and runaway slaves to walk into a secret police sting.

FUCK, those all contradict each other. Uh, can we case the joint without looking suspicious?

Open a backk window, climb in.

If no open windows, bash one in.

Time for a Bit of Ghost Bustin!

find a backdoor

Step one would seem to me to be to check up on the person in the helmet who's been tailing you.

>find a ghost

1/2 chirps 2013/09/21(Sat)21:02 No. 541490 ID: 34cbef
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[Steel] hmmmm, so maybe i could go around back and find an opening... don't wanna make too much noise , it might draw attention to myself

[Mysteryman] all that pink will draw attention to yourself

[Steel] maybe i should have found something mor-

2/2 chirps 2013/09/21(Sat)21:04 No. 541491 ID: 34cbef
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[Steel] WHAT THE HELL!?

[Mysteryman] you found a ghost, what do you do next, stranger?

>input

"i'd find out what the ghost wanted so it could move on"

>>541491
You need to do as the Romans do, and, more importantly, establish dominance. Sadly, this means sexual aggression.

See any usable orifices or protrusions?

KARATE CHOP HIM!

...you aren't no mansion ghost, you followed me here.

What do you want?

You ask the ghost what it wants, of course, and make sure it has no intentions on possession.

"If i was back home id say 'hope you like the arfter life' but as you are real are you by any chance a rebel? If not im just going to go thata way think you very much"

Tha' ain't no ghost son.

>>541497
no
>>541492
yes

1/4 chirps 2013/09/24(Tue)05:05 No. 541865 ID: 34cbef
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[Steel] Well, what's the ghost want so it can get its peace?

[Steel] Damn dawg, you is silly. You are alright, my name's steel what's yours?

[Steel] Bullshit your name's steel!!

2/4 chirps 2013/09/24(Tue)05:09 No. 541866 ID: 34cbef
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[Steel] nigga what'd you say?

[Steel] My name is steel, Nigga!

[Steel] Oh no, nigga you gone crazy on me, My name is steel.

[Steel] Oh ho ho ho, you ain't going there, don't you tell me your ass is steel cus me- I am steel!!

3/4 chirps 2013/09/24(Tue)05:13 No. 541867 ID: 34cbef
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[Steel] Bullshit, see this tattoo!? It's got these magical powers-

[Steel] mine throws me to different places

[Steel] Like a sudden shunt to crazy worlds

[Steel] With alien people

[Steel] See these blue shapes here? They indicate how much time I have left in a certain place

4/4 chirps 2013/09/24(Tue)05:18 No. 541869 ID: 34cbef
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[Steel] I got this tattoo from a crazy voodoo man when I joined corprasec, a pmc hired by big businesses to be their personal military. I've trained in ways to kill people and was living a good life til this thing was forced on me.

[Steel] man, that story would be surprising if i didn't have almost the same problem

[Steel] You got any questions, you fool?

>input

>>541869
Ask him if having sex with an alternate version of yourself is incest or masturbation!

>>541873
Do this after the sex.

Soooo What's going with this whole rebel force thing? Do you know?

Also: Apparently there are in fact Steels from different dimensions hopping around. An unexpected side to things, to be sure. I take it this is both steel's first time running into another Steel, but with the easily infinite dimensions out there, and the rarity of dimensional travel, it's not exactly a common occurance.

Ok codenames plaese guys steel one your mr.black steel two your mr.blue(black an blue mates!)

>>541877
Or steel one can be mr.red?

Uh, find out how long blue-steel has been in this world. You didn't necessarily show up at the same time.

Then compare notes, and try to figure out what's different between the two of you, aside from the tattoo colors.

How did he know to follow you, anyways?

Archivemod 2013/09/24(Tue)09:14 No. 541898 ID: e1609c
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>>541869
Looks like we are getting all tangled up with the weirdness that is dimension hopping.
See the diagram for a quick explanation of what the fuckaroo is goin on here, maybe draw it out for our friend here in the dirt.

tell blue steel about our plight. you's looking fr the resistance.

1/2 chirps 2013/11/07(Thu)18:58 No. 547044 ID: 34cbef
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[Redsteel] Well fine dawg, you are steel... but i'm also steel

[Bluesteel] Well damn, that's pretty freaky- x files stuff right there

[Redsteel] it's all been like that with the planeshifting and shit

[Bluesteel] So what do we got here? I see all sorts of crazy bitches doing crazy stuff on the streets

[Redsteel] well this is the deal, all the hos here want men as pets... like kinky pets. And they all be fuckin in the streets and whatnot, supposedly not having any common decency. Also they are some evil bitches, willing to slash a nigga if he steps outta line

[Bluesteel] mhmm...

2/2 chirps 2013/11/07(Thu)19:02 No. 547045 ID: 34cbef
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[Bluesteel] Well I don't have anything for a plan right now, but I guess we could just hole up somewhere til our tattoos zip us off somewhere.

[Redsteel] That's kinda what I was doing- though i dunno how long i'd be here so just scoutin out potential places for safety... currently 'rebels'

[Bluesteel] I don't have no more then a few days before i shuttle off, but i guess i can help you out. What kinda help do you need?

>input

Someone to watch our back and help us keep this little guy safe until we can find a good home for him.

Whats your combat specialty blue steel?

Two things, first we find the Resistance, then we get Littlebun somewhere safe. They were going to send him to a 'milking farm' man! That's fucked up!
Also, what particular branch do you specialize in the school of "Wrecking people's shit"?

Immediately cease contemplating the possibility of a "Rainbow Steel"

Quest End Grey Mage 2013/11/26(Tue)18:37 No. 549980 ID: 34cbef
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wat

Without us bothering him Steele will surely do well.