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529078 No. 529078 ID: b3ca75

Old threads and Wiki: http://tgchan.org/wiki/TransMachina
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No. 535183 ID: 96c896

>>535162
Your eye is glowing. That part of the diagnostic connection?
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No. 535195 ID: b3ca75
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535195

>The water's not the right weight? How the heck does that happen?
The computer miscalculated the necessary wavelength to vibrate the Higgs Boson making the waters mass less than it should be. It happens sometimes if you drive around a lot.
>Your eye is glowing. That part of the diagnostic connection?
Yes.

>You're flustered or distracted for some reason.
W-wha!? I’m n-not flustered! I’m c-completely focused! I’m not t-thinking abou- I’m not d-distracted!
>Oh calm down, it's just a simple mistake you just did, that's all. Everybody messes up time to time It's nothing to get worked up over.
…you’re right… it was just a mistake… noting major… nobody needs to know about this…
>So other than fixing this anything else going on around here.
Not really… I was just watching that silly Mecha show with Kyra…
:TyrosKAK: Well… I have nothing to do until Voids calls me… are you doing anything special?
:JaraKAK: W-wha- I m-mean, I’m v-very busy! I… err…
:TyrosKAK: Hmm… maybe there’s something good on TV… or wait, isn’t Kyra’s show on? Blast.

Insert Lust_
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No. 535197 ID: dbe554

Why not just tell him you aren't busy since you fixed it?
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No. 535198 ID: 96c896

>>535195
Go out on a date with him, jeez. Yes, he's an older man, but c'mon, considering the lifespans of people nowadays that's barely a factor worth considering.
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No. 535204 ID: b3ca75
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535204

>Yes, he's an older man, but c'mon, considering the lifespans of people nowadays that's barely a factor worth considering.
It’s the principle of the thing! He’s been married! He had kids! He’s just… Argh!
>Go out on a date with him, jeez.
What!? No! I can’t just… ask him out!

>Why not just tell him you aren't busy since you fixed it?
…I… I don’t know… I…
:JaraKAK: No w-wait! I’m d-done, I’m not b-busy anymore! I’m not doing anything!
:TyrosKAK: You aren’t either, huh? Well… nothing interesting seems to be happening here, so I’m just going to take a nap until Void calls me… See you later, Jara.
:JaraKAK: … wait, wha- but… didn’t you… I… um…

Insert Sloth_
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No. 535209 ID: f6094d

...Calm yourself. You're still young, and your emotions can easily best you if you allow them to do so. You fixed the engine, and all will be well now.
I sense bad things if she goes through all the seven sins!
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No. 535211 ID: dbe554

Could ask him to do some things within the holomatrix together.

Or get something to eat on base.
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No. 535212 ID: 41690e

Aw, dang. You missed any opportunity you had there.

...well, let's see if we can find something else to entertain you. And stop worrying. Just relax.
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No. 535220 ID: 96c896

>>535209
That's just what the author wants us to think! I'M ONTO YOU, KAKTUS!

>>535204
He's kindof interested in you too you know. He's probably playing hard to get now.
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No. 535285 ID: 9ddf68

what do you normally do when you have free time on your hands then?
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No. 535365 ID: b3ca75
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535365

>stop worrying. Just relax.
I AM RELAXING!
>He's kind of interested in you too you know. He's probably playing hard to get now.
…he is- I mean, why would I care!? He’s just a perverted old man!

>Could ask him to do some things within the holomatrix together.
:JaraKAK: Wait… um… we can p-play around in the holodeck if you want…
:TyrosKAK: But I was looking forward to relax a bit.
:JaraKAK: I know just the program for relaxing.
:TyrosKAK: I don’t know… I’m not used with the Holodeck. That thing used to be just for the rich, you know.
:JaraKAK: Well, don’t you want to feel rich? Feel how it is to be able to get anything without a care in the world?
:TyrosKAK: …That’s not really how I imagine feeling rich is… but sure, why not.

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:TyrosKAK: Wow… this is quite nice, you know.
:JaraKAK: It is… isn’t it?
:TyrosKAK: …Remind me of the view from the restaurant Void and Erin’s at. Really romantic…
:JaraKAK: …yes…
:TyrosKAK: …and… relaxing… perfect place for a nap.
:JaraKAK:

Insert Avarice_
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No. 535367 ID: 7cb5f8

A nap? Sounds good to me! Maybe try sleeping in the sand, but not next to him...
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No. 535370 ID: dbe554

I'm surprised at how tired he is, but I suppose it is a bit late.
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No. 535392 ID: 9ddf68

So how do you know about this simulation? Something you found after a stressful day or something?
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No. 535399 ID: b3ca75
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535399

>So how do you know about this simulation?
It’s not really that hard to find something like this on the web…
>I'm surprised at how tired he is, but I suppose it is a bit late.
…it’s only half past ten… but he’s usually the first one to wake up… and he did move the graves of his family toda- oh Sod, I’m a terrible person, aren’t I?
>A nap? Sounds good to me! Maybe try sleeping in the sand, but not next to him...
…I’m not really tired… and…
[Tyros has been disconnected! Reason: Asleep.]
…you know what! Fuck this! I’m going to engulf myself in a box of ice cream instead.
[Connection lost…]

[Connection successful… connected to subject: Nevros Voidsword!]
:ErinKAK: -as clearly meant as a symbolism about the struggles of the common man against the rich… or it’s probably just made up bullshit she made a bunch of money on.
:VoiddaggerKAK: I’m betting on the bullshit. Wait… is it ironic for a rich person to make an anti-rich holodrama so she can make more money and become even richer?
:ErinKAK: I don’t think that’s what irony means… at all…
:VoiddaggerKAK: How about me ending up in your lap when we talked about you sitting in mine at the start of the evening.
:ErinKAK: Still not irony… but I’m not complaining~

…so perky… and round… so… perfect…

Insert Gluttony… um… Before the shift in scenery that is_
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No. 535400 ID: dbe554

It's us again! Don't panic or you'll end up with a facefull of Erin.

Talking bout her eyes there void or are we talking lower.
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No. 535407 ID: 9ddf68

you 2 look so cute together, so how's the date going?
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No. 535422 ID: 41690e

Hello! Things look like they're doing pretty well, here!
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No. 535431 ID: b3ca75
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535431

>It's us again! Don't panic or you'll end up with a facefull of Erin.
:VoiddaggerKAK: AAH!!
The table does a daring attack against Nevros head!
:ErinKAK: AH! Nev!? Are you okay!?
:VoiddaggerKAK: I’m just… peachy… your voices scared the crap out of me…
:ErinKAK: Oh, don’t let them get to you.

>Talking about her eyes there void or are we talking lower.
I-W-w-what!? I w-wasn’t thinking a-about anything! I promise!
>you 2 look so cute together, so how's the date going?
It was going great until you guys came here!
:ErinKAK: Are you sure you’re alright? You did hit your head pretty bad…
:VoiddaggerKAK: It hurts a bit, yes… but I’m fine… really…
:ErinKAK: Maybe we should head home and have Kyra take a look on that…

…You have all my hate right now… all of it!

Insert All the levels_
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No. 535436 ID: 9ddf68

ask her to kiss it.

and by it I mean your wound.
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No. 535437 ID: dbe554
535437

You are the one who panics in such a major manner when we arrive. It's not like we can announce ourselves any less differently..We think anyways. Hm.

*Chimes a bell*

Though if we could we'd restore you to normal so you can continue your date.

*Attempts repairs*
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No. 535457 ID: b3ca75
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535457

>*Attempts repairs*
[Subject does not have the necessary implants.]
>*Chimes a bell*
*Ding*
…cute.
>ask her to kiss it.
WHAT!? Y-YOU WANT ME T-TO-

>and by it I mean your wound.
…oh…OH… I thought… nevermind…
:ErinKAK: How are you feeling? I don’t know how much your unmodified body can handle…
:VoiddaggerKAK: Erin, just because I’m not full of augs doesn’t mean I’m as fragile as an egg.
:ErinKAK: Sorry…
:VoiddaggerKAK: But if you want to help you can always kiss it better~
:ErinKAK: ...you’re bleeding… are you sure you’re alright?
:VoiddaggerKAK: I’m what? I… actually… I… I f-feel a bit nauseous… and dizzy… maybe I stood up a bit too fast…

Insert Quick, cast Curaga on it!
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No. 535460 ID: 9ddf68

holy crap dude how hard did you hit your head? OK going to say sorry now and you really should go see a doctor... and I believe Tryos fell asleep so I suggest try calling Jara cause I think she's still up. Good damn dude did you hit a corner or something.
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No. 535464 ID: 96c896

Yep, you've got a concussion. Time to head back to base and get Kyra to help you out with that.
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No. 535474 ID: 41690e

...well, blood by itself doesn't mean much. Head wounds always gush, even if they're not serious. Lotta blood running through the head.
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No. 535482 ID: b3ca75
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535482

>Good damn dude did you hit a corner or something.
I-I think I did… yes…
>Yep, you've got a concussion. Time to head back to base and get Kyra to help you out with that.
:KyraKAK: You got a mild concussion. Nothing major. I recommend some bed rest… preferable not alone.
:VoiddaggerKAK: …how does company help with a concussion.
:KyraKAK: Oh, it won’t. But it will surely keep your spirits up~
:TyrosKAK: *Yawn*
:VoiddaggerKAK: …won’t… um… e-exhausting myself just make it worse?
:KyraKAK: Not really. You’re fine for the time being. The rest you had while waiting for the car and the ride home was enough… for the most part. Now shoo, show Erin your bedroom already!
:VoiddaggerKAK: …I’m going to ignore that last part. Erin… I’m sorry that our date ended like this… I screwed up, didn’t I?
:KyraKAK: I know you prepared your room for tonight!
:VoiddaggerKAK: Dammit Kyra!

Insert Dammit Insert!_
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No. 535487 ID: 96c896

>>535482
You're looking for hanky panky on the first date? Or just some somewhat intimate relaxation? The latter would go over just fine, I expect.
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No. 535502 ID: 0c4b60

>>535482
Be honest and brave! She's a secret agent: you can't possibly coerce her into something she doesn't want to do.
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No. 535510 ID: c23ab0

Ask Tyros what he dreamed about.
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No. 535517 ID: dbe554

Besides, Erin would probably make an alright bedside nurse. Attending to your every need until you are fully better. Every need.
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No. 535583 ID: 9ddf68

Oh come on and give it a shot. We've been in Erin's head, whatever you got set up probably won't scare her away if that's what you're afraid of. Plus since we kinda are the ones that screwed over your date if something does go wrong we'll talk Erin down for you, it's the least we can do.
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No. 535672 ID: b3ca75
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535672

>You're looking for hanky panky on the first date?
Well… no… maybe… I mean, no! I… I just prepared myself for it… just in case… kind off… err…
>Or just some somewhat intimate relaxation?
I was going to end the evening with a massage…
>Besides, Erin would probably make an alright bedside nurse.
…Argh, stop making me imagine Erin in a nurse outfit.
>Attending to your every need until you are fully better.
…that just sounds wrong.
>Every need.
Stop it.
>Every need.
Stop trying to give me a boner!

>Ask Tyros what he dreamed about.
:VoiddaggerKAK: …wait, before we do anything else… um… the voices asked what you dreamt about, Tyros.
:TyrosKAK: Um… A big juicy steak? Why do they ask?
:VoiddaggerKAK: I don’t know…
:TyrosKAK: …okay… that’s not weird at all… anyway, I’m going to bed again… dreaming of my steak…

>Be honest and brave!
…here goes everything!
:VoiddaggerKAK: Erin… um… let me make it up to you… for ruining the date like this. How about we finish this evening with me giving you a massage? In my room?
:ErinKAK: You’re supposed to be resting you know… so how about I give you a massage instead? I know you bought some scale polish. And stop saying that you screwed up! I had an amazing date… um… actually; this is probably the best evening I’ve had that I can remember…
:VoiddaggerKAK: Thanks Erin…

…wait, what’s that pressing against my leg? …from between hers?

Insert Hugs for everyone!_
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No. 535673 ID: 0c4b60

>>535672
Ask her.
Once you're alone with her in the candle-lit massage parlor you've turned your room into.
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No. 535674 ID: c23ab0

I'll give you a hint it's not a big juicy steak.
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No. 535675 ID: 9ddf68

well Kyra had a hand in that just so you know.
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No. 535676 ID: dbe554

Well we don't know, we can't feel things like you can. *Innocent whistle*

Also Kyra has been looking at you two while happy the entire time. I wonder if she's cheering internally.
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No. 535677 ID: 96c896

>>535672
You will have to ask her.
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No. 535678 ID: b3ca75
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535678

>I'll give you a hint it's not a big juicy steak.
…that’s a given.
>well Kyra had a hand in that just so you know.
…wait, is this the whole “present” thing from yesterday? I’ve still not figured out what that was all about.
>Also Kyra has been looking at you two while happy the entire time. I wonder if she's cheering internally.
Well, she is kind of a pervert, so probably. She’s probably going to ask us to tape anything that happens if we stay here any longer.
>Ask her. Once you're alone with her in the candle-lit massage parlor you've turned your room into.
:VoiddaggerKAK: There… all the c-candles have been lit…
:ErinKAK: Mmm… strawberry…
:VoiddaggerKAK: Erin… I… um… I… err… how d-do I… um… I felt s-something pressing a-against my leg when we h-hugged… w-what was it?
:ErinKAK: …um… I… err… one s-second.

[Connection lost…]
[Connection successful… connected to Aether form: Upsilon!]

…guys… what do I do? I’m not really good with this kind of stuff… at all!

Insert Meat in her pocket_
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No. 535680 ID: 9ddf68

say Kyra helped.
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No. 535681 ID: dbe554

Wait you can force us to reconnect to you? Didn't know that, interesting to know though.

Well you can take the honest route, tell him you thought he might enjoy something extra if he decided if he was with you and that your packing a bolted screw.

You can also hold back, and call it a "surprise" for later if you decide to hanky-panky, something for after the massage and all that, and then slowly unveil it to him.

Or you can panic, shout "Whats over there!" And flee the room. This is not recommended, do not do it.
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No. 535684 ID: 96c896

>>535678
"Do electric sheep dream?" in the darkness outside the room. Man, I am getting sick of these little hints that we're in a fabricated reality. It's not like we can do anything about it. It might even be our own trauma causing hallucinations since we've been through that kind of shit multiple times...

Anyway, tell him after finding out about all the various body modifications that were possible, you were tempted to get one mod in particular. Eventually, you gave in to the temptation, sooooo... you have a dick now!
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No. 535696 ID: b3ca75
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535696

>take the honest route, tell him.
:ErinKAK: Well… um… Kyra helped me with… err… well… you know… um… I…
>Panic, shout "Whats over there!" And flee the room. This is not recommended, do not do it.
:ErinKAK: Look behind you! It’s the Goodyear blimp!
:VoiddaggerKAK: What? Where? The good in what now? Is that some kind of augmentation?
:ErinKAK: Run awa- oh shit, you’re standing in the way of the door, aren’t you?
:VoiddaggerKAK: …uh… what?

>You can also hold back, and call it a "surprise" for later.
:ErinKAK: It’s a… surprise… for later?
:VoiddaggerKAK: Erin…
:ErinKAK: Alright, fine…
>tell him after finding out about all the various body modifications that were possible, you were tempted to get one mod in particular.
:ErinKAK: …so I got a… you know… out of curiosity. So I’m a bolt with a screw now…
:VoiddaggerKAK: …y-you’re a w-what? Y-you… d-did this… f-for me?
:ErinKAK: Well… in part, yes. Half it was for you, half of it was curiosity…
:VoiddaggerKAK: I… I don’t k-know what to say… I… um… I’ve n-never… not a r-real one… I… c-can I… can I ride yo- no wait, I didn’t mean to say that!
:ErinKAK: Whoa there, lover boy… that’s a bit rushed, don’t you think?
:VoiddaggerKAK: Sorry! I didn’t mean to… it’s just… sorry… I… I s-should go…

Insert Slip of tongue_
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No. 535697 ID: dbe554

Hug him, and ask if he still wants to massage or be massaged, if you can get over your panic and flustering to say that you can help him get over his own panic.

Also beginning to understand why he did everything we said, when he's flustered and he's thinking he'll just say anything out loud.
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No. 535744 ID: 96c896

>>535696
Demand he stay put and take his massage like a man.
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No. 535748 ID: b3ca75
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535748

>Hug him, and ask if he still wants to massage or be massaged.
:VoiddaggerKAK: Um… I-I don’t really… um… I…
>Demand he stay put and take his massage like a man.
:ErinKAK: I owe you a massage for the dinner, alright? A massage and a kiss! I’m not taking a no for an answer.
:VoiddaggerKAK: …y-yes, ma’am…

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:VoiddaggerKAK: Ahh… I… I really needed this…
:ErinKAK: Yes, you did. You’re really tense! …take off your shirt, so I can use the massage oil… and maybe take off those pants too~
:VoiddaggerKAK: Err… isn’t that taking it a bit far?
:ErinKAK: Nonsense! …wait, are you wearing a thong?
:VoiddaggerKAK: …It m-makes me feel sexy…

[Connection Lost…]
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No. 535749 ID: b3ca75
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535749

You are now badly drawn superman.

>Summon old brick joke.
As usual.
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No. 535750 ID: b3ca75
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535750

Something something misspelling something.

Boom!
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No. 535751 ID: b3ca75
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535751

Game over.
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No. 535752 ID: dbe554

Quick jiggle the cartridge!
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No. 535778 ID: 5869f6

I DEMAN I REFUND.
THE ALTERNATIVE IS ME BURNING DOWN YOUR BSINESS AAND/OR PLACE OF RESIDENCE.
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