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52845 No. 52845 ID: 9e9b47

Steve wakes up blearily. The sun is steadily streaming into his eyes. He doesn't know where he is, and he's confused what happened before passing out. He doesn't remember being outside...
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No. 52848 ID: 3a9057

No. 52850 ID: 7eda8b

Examine surroundings.
No. 52868 ID: 6faa8c

Wake up. Check for soap.
No. 52882 ID: 9e9b47
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No. 52886 ID: 9e9b47
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Ahhhh. Steve gets up and checks his surroundings. He can see he's on the side of a mountain, overlooking a city. There looks to be a path not far from here.


Soap? Steve checks his pockets for soap... He finds his pokedex, a repel, some... multicolored, decorative shell shaped hands soaps. RIGHT! There was that guy with the package and the thing! Good thing Steve still has these...


Fine... fine... it's gone. Steve continue to check his pockets. There's also that weird stone and... a knife? Why is there a knife in Steve's pocket? No matter. What does matter is there's no smokes and no drinks. What now?
No. 52888 ID: f4963f

No smoke? No drinks?


I see a city over there, make for it. You need your alcohol and your nicotine STAT.
No. 52905 ID: 9e9b47
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Hell yeah! Steve heads towards town. He's HUNGRY, and has a wealth level of MONEY AND STUFF. Where should he head first in the town?
No. 52907 ID: f4963f

Let's see if there's a chinese joint that serves really spicy food.

And let out Spikesby, buy food for him too. He had real guts going against Mewtwo all-out like he did. Bro deserves some serious props.
No. 52948 ID: 9cc8fd

You had 6 pokemon with you, so Mewtwo is in the PC and not lost forever into some crevice in the mountain, right? You didn't lose track of the most powerful pokemon in existence? Didn't waste that battle getting you and your pokemon near death? Wonderful. See how fire pokemon react to spicy food.
No. 53115 ID: 9e9b47
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Steve decides to stop off and get some food first, and to reward Charmeleon for a good fight.

Once Steve gets to the restaurant, gets the food and lets out Charmeleon, the pokemon... stays unconscious. Steve tries to take the lizard up a few times, but in the end just slides his plate over and begins eating off it as well.

Mewtwo? That sounds familiar... Steve remembers capturing pokemon and watching the balls disappear, so he's sure he didn't leave any pokeballs behind.

Alright, where to now?
No. 53116 ID: f4963f

Er... right. Save leftover Chinese.
Then go to Pokécentre. Gah. We are stupid.

... then reheat Chinese, give to Spike. :<
No. 53164 ID: 4553b2

Tak him 2 da bar| pokemon center.
No. 54980 ID: 9e9b47
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Steve packs up the remaining food and heads to the pokemon center. He hands over his pokemon to be healed.

Steve wonders what he should do next! He has a strange feeling there's something important he's overlooking. He figures that maybe he should go buy some alcohol, to make his memory better.
No. 54984 ID: f4963f

What, you mean the Mewtwo in your PC? No boy, that psychopath is staying in a dusty corner of your PC like the bitch it is. Unless you're not MAN enough to take on Misty without it?

Get whiskey and smokes. You've got money.
No. 54985 ID: 7eda8b

Can't think of anything too important. After our pokaymans get healed up, let's check on their stats to see if they leveled up fighting mewtwo.
No. 55002 ID: d1210a

Call Judy and Amber, advise them to bring flashlights or something into the Mt. Moon, there are holes in the ground, sinkholes and such.
No. 55296 ID: 9e9b47
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Mewtwo? Oh right, that stupid talking thing he caught. Why would Steve leave it behind? Steve takes Grimer and puts it in the PC. The pile of shit doesn't even listen to him. He won't use Mewtwo, but why leave a hyper-powerful thing just sitting somewhere when he's got another pokemon that won't even listen to orders? Steve guesses that the thing might not be very happy however, and he's sure most pokemon can't talk... well, kind of sure. Steve never payed attention much in class. Can pokemon talk? Eh, whatever. The point is Steve won't use it. It could be bad.


Steve doesn't know what the numbers mean in his pokedex. Some of the pokemon know more attacks, so sure why not.


Steve gives Amber a call, but all he gets is a voice mail. He leaves a message anyhow, asking Amber to call him back later.

So, off to the store to buy some booze. Steve's been horribly sober for at least 20 minutes.
No. 55300 ID: 950eaa

Mewtwo is kinda stuck up, he needs a drink or two.
No. 55302 ID: f4963f

Nooo. Mewtwo does not need out for any reason whatsoever.

Actually, we have PINK THINGS on the PC we could replace Grimer with. Why don't we take a pink thing with us?
No. 55311 ID: 9cc8fd

Nah, mewtwo is a very good backup plan.
No. 55336 ID: 9e9b47
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Steve ends up thinking twice about his decision to bring Mewtwo, but then concludes it's a good idea. He goes to the store, and buy three bottles of BEANY JIM'S WHISKEY, and 5 CIGARS. Steve has moved from MONEY AND STUFF down to HAS MONEY.

Once he gets out of the store, he summons Mewtwo.

There's a moment as the two just stare at each other. Mewtwo speaks first. "So, It appears I am the slave of an idiot."

Steve grins. "Hey, don't be like that buddy! I'm Steve. I'll call you Mewtwo. I hate nicknames."


"Here, want a drink? I've got another bottle, you can take this one." Steve asks, proffering the bottle.

"I wouldn't ever drink alcohol unless I was forced to." Mewtwo snaps back.

Steve grins wider. "I order you to drink this then."

Mewtwo hesitates for a moment, and then reluctantly reaches out and takes the bottle. "Damn you, human."

"I also order that you call me Steve. Otherwise I'll just put your pokeball back in the PC. Don't worry, you only have to drink enough of that to get drunk."

Mewtwo scowls, but simply takes a silent swig out of the bottle. Alright, that seemed to go well! So, where to now then?
No. 55340 ID: 950eaa

Is there a bar around here?
No. 55347 ID: fd6933

Excellent. Soon we shall transform the most powerful pokemon into existence into a surly alcoholic, with psychic attacks fueled by booze and misanthropy!
Nothing can go wrong with this plan.
No. 55349 ID: 4553b2

Taek him to da bar|
No. 55354 ID: 7eda8b

Go shopping with him just following you around. Ask him for advice on shit.
No. 55540 ID: 9e9b47
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"So... so I was jusht like, ya got big titsh y'know? I mean, it had to come out shooner or later amirite?" Steve slurrs.

"Wow. It's like... I completely get you. I'm... feeling funny."

Steve is nice and hammered. Mewtwo can't sit up straight. What now?
No. 55559 ID: 7eda8b

Ask Mewtwo about himself. Why's he got such a bug up his ass?

Realize that if you can tame this pokemon, you'll have basically proven yourself as the best pokemon master ever.
No. 55638 ID: 9c02db

this. this so freaking much
No. 55644 ID: d1210a

So, what was the deal with your anger earlier? I mean, I didn't want to fight you or fuck around with you, and you just attacked me. What gives?
No. 58691 ID: fb5d8e

Move a little bit closer. Hold Mewtwo's hand. Tell him you're feeling a bond between you and him.
Ask him how he feels.
Bring your face close to his. Touch shoulders.
No. 60411 ID: 9e9b47
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Steve gestures wildly as he gets closer to Mewtwo, spilling his drink. "Hey, whatcha got sucha bug up your assh for anyhow hmm? I mean, I jusht wanted to talk and shtuff."

Mewtwo takes a moment to collect his thoughts. He seems to have trouble focusing on the shotglass in his hand. "Well... humans made me this way. You are a human. It made sense at the time, though in hindsight I do admit I was not exactly thinking logically. Your mind... your mind is also full of dark thoughts. I admit I lashed out unnecessarily."

Steve completely missed most of that. "Well... ok then. Good to hear."


Steve goes to take Mewtwo's hand... WAIT Steve is pretty sure Mewtwo isn't female. How did that thought get in there? Bad brain.

...mostly sure.
No. 60413 ID: 950eaa

Look at those shapely hips...
No. 60414 ID: f4963f

Rrrright. Steve! You might wanna train up Cuddly Electric Sheepthing in the wild, before taking on Misty. Water-types and all.
No. 60418 ID: c80cec

Aww dude that's gross, mewtwo's a pokemon. That's like bestiality.
No. 60427 ID: 7eda8b

Say "Hey, wanna go turn things upside down? You've got t-tellekineshish so you'll be good at it."
No. 60470 ID: 9e9b47
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Yeah... Steve is just drunk enough that...


No! That's fucked up! Steve'll drink some more and forget about this.


While Steve really wants to train Stupid-looking-thing, the chance to try out using a new super-powered pokemon is too great a lure. Steve and Mewtwo leave the bar, stumbling out of town.

Steve, shortly outside of town, comes across a pokemon of some kind or another. "Hey, wanna go turn that thing upshide down? You've got t-tellekineshish sho you'll be good at it."

Mewtwo grins, and then he concentrates as he glows with a faint purple haze. The pokemon... looks more confused than hurt. This... doesn't seem to be working for some reason. Mewtwo is still unsteady on his feet as he talks. It's obvious that it's taking a lot of effort to speak clearly. "I... it feels like my head is pounding... like it's full of stuffing.."
No. 60480 ID: f4963f

Ask Mewtwo if it's the inebriation.
No. 60506 ID: 7eda8b

"Use your mind powers to transfer your head-stuffing to that thing!"
No. 60545 ID: d1210a

No. 61960 ID: 9e9b47
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"Of course it's the alcohol!" Mewtwo yells back, and sits down with his head in his hands. He looks completely drunk as he tries to regain control. The pokemon they jumped runs away now that it's free.

"Can't you just... transfer the headache to it?" Steve asks.

"You don't know how biology works, do you?" Mewtwo asks dryly. Steve wonders what he means by that, but Mewtwo doesn't elaborate further. Well, time to train stupid-looking thing, or what?
No. 61962 ID: f4963f

Train stupid thing! Lament the loss of your purple hand soap, and unleash your latent anger on the wild 'mon through Stupid Thing!
No. 61968 ID: 9e9b47
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Steve leaves Mewtwo where he is for a moment and brings out Stupid-looking thing. Using the powerful lightning attacks, Steve takes revenge on the pokemon world! Take that, animal-things! This is the life.
No. 61971 ID: 9e9b47
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After Steve trains for about an hour, and Mewtwo can finally stand, Steve goes to cal Stupid-looking-thing, but it starts to glow after making the last pokemon faint!
No. 61974 ID: 9e9b47
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Stupid-looking-thing evolved into fluffy-looking-thing!
No. 62006 ID: ed8d8a

Wait I'm confused. is it MORE or LESS stupid looking now?
No. 62011 ID: ee6acb

Touch Flaafy inappropriately.
No. 62012 ID: e06ea4

Touch Flaafy appropriately. Fuzzy fluffy head.
No. 62117 ID: d1210a


Beyond that, call out Spike, Nidorino and Nidorina.

You now have four pokemon in their second form.

Tag team practice fight time.
No. 62210 ID: 9e9b47
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Still pretty stupid, but it's more fluffy than stupid-looking now.


Steve has a fun time feeling the ball on fluffy-looking-thing's tail. It feels kind of staticy, and sends a tingling of electricity through Steve's body. Cool.

Steve lets out Slowpoke, Spike, Nidorino and Nidorina to fight while he feels the buzzing. Mewtwo is still sitting off to the side with his head in his hands. He seems to be getting better though.

Alright, so what's there to do next? Head back into town or what?
No. 62214 ID: d1210a

Ask Mewtwo what he thinks of how the pokemon are fighting, given they don't have psychic powers like him. This is a talking pokemon, after all, might see if it can offer any advise.

Let them keep fighting a bit, Idyllically, Spike will become a Charizard before we fight Misty, so that we can beat a water gym with an overpowered fire pokemon.

The ultimate diss.
No. 62890 ID: 9e9b47
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Steve lets his pokemon battle it out. He sits down with Mewtwo, who seems to finally be getting ahold of himself a bit. He glares at Steve as he sits down.

"So...what do you think of the pokemon and their fighting? Pretty sweet, huh?" Steve asks.

"You... don't really know what you're doing, do you?" Mewtwo asks flatly after a moment of silence.

"Sure I do! Like... water's better than fire and all that. And I know about other stuff. Don't be a dick." Steve answers back.

"Your other pokemon are... competitive. It must be the way you raise them. Look at them. Fighting each other pointlessly." Steve can still smell the alcohol on Mewtwo's breath. He must still be plenty drunk. Steve's not quite sure what to say next.
No. 62896 ID: 276781

They're gaining valuable experience and reflex training. Plus, they're all learning how each other work.

They'll be that much more used to fighting against, say, a slowpoke; if it ever comes to that.
No. 63182 ID: 9e9b47
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Steve tells Mewtwo that he trains all his pokemon so they'll be better fighters, and learn how to work together!

"I think maybe I was not clear enough. I mean that they fight pointlessly because that is all they'll be doing for the rest of their lives. You don't have any true feelings for them. You just need them long enough to finish the task at hand. I wouldn't be surprised if you just completed your goals and put us all into a PC to rot. We live a depressing, pointless life, under the control of a drunk." Mewtwo practically snarls back.

Steve wasn't expecting this level of anger from the pokemon. Part of what he said are even pretty spot on. Steve doesn't know how he should respond.
No. 63184 ID: 6faa8c

Promise that once we fulfill our goals, they'll be able to choose being released, or fighting alongside you until the day you die as a League Champ.
No. 63185 ID: 6faa8c

You'd better mean it, too, cause he can read your damn mind.
No. 63187 ID: 6c80cf


"Yeah, pretty much. I mean, the only reason I ever talk to you guys is because I don't have any real friends."
No. 63194 ID: f44349

"Well geeze.
I never thought about it like that.
You're fucking depressing, man.
Idunno, I mean, I try to be nice to them.
And they seem like they're having fun."
No. 63195 ID: e3f578

These sound like your telling him about a contract or deal that they'll earn there freedom even though they've done nothing to deserve enslavement.

I suggest bullshitting him with philosophy. "Why is fighting so pointless." or "Could you describe true feeling for me?"
No. 63204 ID: 276781

"Oh, so you're saying you'd rather have been caught by someone who'd use you to hurt people and Pokemon. Or perhaps one of those perverts who uses Pokemon... sexually?"
No. 64453 ID: 9e9b47
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Steve thinks about promising Mewtwo his freedom when he defeats the pokemon league. He reconsiders for a few reasons. For one, it feels a bit like that story he read as a kid, with the guy in the desert and the genie. Treating Mewtwo like that might be bad in the long run. Steve feels very uncomfortable in this area of conversation. He decides to lay it out plain. "Well geeze. I never thought about it like that. You're fucking depressing, man. I dunno, I mean, I try to be nice to them. And they seem like they're having fun. Why's fighting so pointless anyhow?"

Mewtwo takes a long moment before responding. "You humans built this world of capturing and training us. It's not pointless for you. It's pointless for us. We have no choice but to participate in your lust for prestige. Do you really care for any of your pokemon? If one were to die, would you really feel sad, or would you bury it and catch another. I'm sorry if I'm depressing but we're a commodity to you. Tools. Those balls warp our minds and take away our souls."


Steve gets a bit angry at the tools comment. "Oh, so you're saying you'd rather have been caught by someone who'd use you to hurt people and Pokemon. Or perhaps one of those perverts who uses Pokemon... sexually?"

"I'd prefer to have never been caught in the first place." Mewtwo points out calmly. "And though it may sound crass, what would it matter if I was being used by you or a pervert or a psychopath? Either way I am now a tool. My thoughts on the matter will not change the purpose to which I am put. Tell me Steve... why do you train pokemon anyhow?"

"Well, I'm doing it to get revenge against those two little bastard kids!" Steve chimes back at once.

"No other reason?" Mewtwo asks evenly. The pokemon does not raise his eyes to each Steve's.


Steve opens and closes his mouth for a moment. The urge to lie and say there's no other reason for his journey is fresh on his tongue, but it does. "I... don't really have any friends." Steve adds lamely.

The two sit in complete silence. Steve feels pretty weird right now. He kind of wants to drink more... but kinda not.
No. 64503 ID: 9c02db

your pokemon are family
No. 64515 ID: 4553b2

Cry a bit.
No. 64532 ID: d56ac0

"Well shit, you grow up hearing all these stories about great pokemon trainers and how they work together with their pokemon as a team. But when you look at it that way... Damn, this whole mess of things doesn't look so right, y'know?"
No. 64555 ID: 6faa8c

>Damn, this whole mess of things doesn't look so right, y'know?

I know! I got it. We can get back at the other kids.

Not by being a better pokemon master.

By annihalating the whole pokemon league. Destroy the storage network. Destroy the pokeballs. End the gyms.

With Mewtwo my our side, we will shatter the dreams of the two asshole kids.
No. 64556 ID: aba0a3

Dramatic sad face and give the biggest bro hug you've ever given in your life.
No. 64557 ID: e16ca8

Drown your sorrows in alcohol, it's the best solution to everything!
No. 64559 ID: bffa2a


Yes, let's bring the system of abuse down. It's a pokerevolution.
No. 64560 ID: 43d730

First order of business is tracking down that one thing from Orre that lets you steal balls.
And despite good reasons to the contrary, I think letting Mewtwo go would be bad: He's now immune to being captured, if we piss him off significantly we're stuck without a powerbase, and as a side note we should rig up a thing to let him go if we die.
No. 64566 ID: 6c80cf


No. 64653 ID: d1210a

Steve, I thought You didn't like being all mopey.

Here's what matters, above all else: You gave Spike the CHOICE to help you or not, and without hesitation he helped you.

And Mewtwo tried to KILL you, and here you are talking to him as an equal, despite your current position of dominance.

Maybe your quest to be pokemon master is a bit shallow, but does it really matter, if you meet new people, make friends with your pokemon and bang that chick with the huge tits?
No. 65263 ID: 9e9b47
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Steve's not a giant pussy.


That's... not true though. Steve's family consists of his brother Clive, sister Katrina, and his parents. Sure his pokemon are cool, but family?


That's a... big idea. Steve doesn't really know what he could do to bring down the whole system. There's police for that kind of stuff. Plus, the Pokemon League is a really prestigious thing. Steve's parents have battled the Elite Four. Plus plus, this guy Mewtwo, all said and done, WAS a douchebag that was gonna kill him before Steve got super lucky. Steve hasn't even considered letting the pokemon go.


Steve drinks a bit for something to do.


Yeah, why is Steve getting all down in the dumps anyhow? Spike seems to have a good time, all said and done, and this guy Mewtwo was a total dickface earlier. Plus Hope has some very nice tits.


"Well shit, you grow up hearing all these stories about great pokemon trainers and how they work together with their pokemon as a team. But when you look at it that way... Damn, this whole mess of things doesn't look so right, y'know?" Steve asks.

"Well, there are two sides to e-" Mewtwo starts.

"But to be fair, YOU tried to fucking KILL me. And I was just trying to say hi, not even capture you. So, I also think that your opinion is kinda empty in that regard."

"I... you..." Mewtwo starts, seeming surprised at Steve's change of subject.
No. 65264 ID: 9e9b47
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Steve gives the biggest brohug of his life. Mewtwo completely tenses up. "I'll cool buddy. I forgive ya for tryin' to kill me. I know why you tried to do it. If you try shit like that again though I'm gonna bash your head open with a rock. We're partners now after all. We can't be trying to kill one another." Steve lets go and steps away.

"That's... you completely avoided the issue at hand!" Mewtwo complains, looking perplexed. "Isn't it wrong to imprison things when..."

"You're out to hurt people. Or were. That's why I'm keeping you. I'd be stupid to let you go, really. Complain all you want, you were still kinda a dick to me and I'm not gonna just let you go right away."

Mewtwo seems to have no response for that. Steve wonders if he should try asking Mewtwo more, or head back to town. The pokemon still won't meet Steve's eyes. It's as if it's thinking things over.
No. 65265 ID: aba0a3

Now bro fist and pose with liquor. It will sate the Mewtwo and make him know his place.
No. 65266 ID: f0c8b3

Share the rest of the booze with Mewtwo, then initiate the breeding plan.
No. 65281 ID: 9c02db

Town tiem
also findout mewtwos moveset
see if you can teleport n shit
No. 65352 ID: fb5d8e

No. 65556 ID: 704c80
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what are you, queer?
No. 65686 ID: 9e9b47
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Steve doesn't... what


Steve puts his fist up. "Alright, it's settled then partner! Let's go kick some dicks in!"

Very grudgingly, Mewtwo holds up his fist to bump back. "I... ugh. Very well, but do you have to be so foul-mouthed about it?"

"I don't fucking know what you're talking about"


Steve checks his pokedex. Mewtwo has the moves Psychic, Swift, Shadow Ball, Miracle Eye, Future Sight, Barrier and Amnesia. No mention of teleport here.
No. 65693 ID: 5d5878

How does the pokedex have data on a one-of-a-kind, secret experiment pokemon?
No. 65782 ID: 33bb8b

the pokedex spontaneously generates information about pokemon simply by being in proximity to them. It is almost completely blank when you get it, and only by catching them all can it become a complete guide. Duh.
No. 65883 ID: f4963f

See what else this boring book says about Freaky McFreakFreak here.

Then let's get our Pokémon together to kick Misty's ass. I recommend Flaffy and the two Nidorans. Spike's our bro, but he's at a significant disadvantage in this gym, so we'll let the two Nidos duke it out as to which one of them deserves to evolve first.

Mewtwo... can be our tactical advisor. Let's just let him follow us around, all Pokémon Yellow-like, and talk to us. Perhaps we can give him insight into how AWESOME the League is.
No. 66825 ID: 9c02db

whats those two blue/red and grey things near the grass there? some sort of pokemon?
No. 67132 ID: 9e9b47
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Steve has no idea how the pokedex works. Oak talked lots of words at him once, but he just kinda zoned out. The pokedex says "A Pokémon whose genetic code was repeatedly recombined for research. It was created by a scientist after years of horrific gene-splicing and DNA-engineering experiments. It turned vicious as a result." Neat!


There's nothing over there you double... hey. There is. Well look at that. What should Steve do about this thing?
No. 67133 ID: de913c



No. 67136 ID: f4963f

Seriously, a steel-type would be nice.
No. 67164 ID: 9e9b47
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Punch it? The last time Steve joined in, bad things happened and something had to go to sleep. Plus, what's the point of having super powerful things unless you use them? "Mewtwo, attack it or something I'm gonna catch it and call it MAGNETHEARST!"

Mewtwo obliges, and Steve catches the thing in a pokeball! So, off to the gym then?
No. 67170 ID: 7eda8b

Cruise around for any sick loot first.
No. 67232 ID: f4963f

Look up MAGNETHEART'S stats / moves / info.

Then make for the gym.
No. 67234 ID: 8ca61a

Begin a quest for an experience share, or experience all. Let's go kick some more gym ass and find some pokemon that don't suck so when we get rid of Mewtwo we aren't left with nothing but weak ass shit.
No. 67237 ID: 9e9b47
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There is no evidence of gold bars, dropped cash, gemeralds, or any other obvious swag.


Steve doesn't know what an exp share is, but he'll be on the lookout! Also, why would he ever want to let Mewtwo go? Seriously.


There's a buncha numbers, but it looks like MAGNETHEARST has the moves spark, thunder wave, supersonic and sonicboom. Cool.

Steve heads to the gym! Hell yeah time to kick some ass! Steve finds the building in short order, and kicks open the door! "Hey, whoever's in charge here, I'm here to get your badge and stuff!"

A girl around Steve's age walks out of the back. She looks like she was just about to go swimming in the pool here. She waves at Steve in greeting. "Hey there! I'm Misty, the leader of the Cereulean City Gym! Didn't know we'd be getting a challenger today, sorry I look unprofessional. Well, it's going to be 2 vs. 2 then. You about ready then, tough guy?" She grins playfully.

Alright, what should Steve do or send out first?
No. 67239 ID: f4963f

Fluffy thing!
No. 67241 ID: 8ca61a

Have Mewtwo compliment her tits to catch her off guard, then kick her ass.
No. 67245 ID: 5a9e00

Flirt like you've never flirt before.
No. 67254 ID: 20c9a5

Flirt then send out fluffy-looking-thing and MAGNETHEARST.
No. 67272 ID: 752428

steve HUG misty
No. 67291 ID: 9c02db

No. 67340 ID: d1210a

Flirt with her.

Then send out Magnethearst
No. 67389 ID: 9e9b47
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Alright, Steve starts to whip out his... NO! Dammit that's the voice that always gets Steve in trouble.


"Hey, Mewtwo." Steve whispers as they enter. "When I say the word 'swordfish' you tell that chick she's got nice tits."

"What?" Mewtwo whispers back, looking stunned. "Surely you can't..."

"I certainly do, and don't call me Shirley."


Steve grins as Mewtwo fumes. He decides to try flirting with the girl for a bit. "Well, I didn't know the gym leader here was such so cute. My name's Steve." Steve takes out fluffy-looking-thing's ball. He forgot to stop by the Pokecenter to pick up MANGETHEARST's pokeball though. Dammit.

Misty narrows her eyes a bit and puts her hands on her hips. "Oh really. You're just ANOTHER half-assed trainer coming here for a date. Hmm. I should have known." She seems a bit annoyed. Hmm. What should Steve say next? If he wants a shot at this he's gotta choose his words carefully.
No. 67391 ID: f4963f

Is that a mustache, or are you blushing? :D

Forget your hormone pills?

No. 67392 ID: bffa2a


Save that for when the match has started.
No. 67394 ID: 9c02db

just battle her. show her you aint half assed! (even though you are)
No. 67406 ID: 4753b4

Is that a challenge, or an offer? Tell you what, beautifull, if you win I get to take you out on a date. If I lose, not only will I let you slap me, but I'll do everything I can to stop other trainers from challenging you just to ask you out. Hows that sound?
No. 67419 ID: 9c02db

put a condition on that loss senario. say for like a week or something
No. 67421 ID: f4963f

If I win, date. If I lose, I do your bidding for a week, including keeping other creeps away.

I approve of this plan.
No. 67430 ID: 20fc9f

Only use 'swordfish' as a last resort. Mewtwo clearly disapproves, and you don't want to be a jerk to him.
No. 67445 ID: 4753b4

You know what the best way to keep creeps away from her is?
Dating her ourselves.
No. 67729 ID: 15f6d6

As soon as the fight starts say "Swordfish!"
No. 68844 ID: 9e9b47
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Steve decides to go for broke. "Hey, I'm no run-of-the-mill guy! Tell you what, since you doubted me, here's the deal. If you win I'll make sure that nobody tries to hit on you for a week. You lose, and we have to go out on a date."

Misty noticeably blushes deeper, but also considers for a few moments. "You'd have to stay outside if you did that, of course." she adds, almost as if testing the waters.

Steve doesn't even consider the fact that he can lose. "Sure, whatever. Sounds good. You're cute when you blush."

Misty ignores the comment. "Psyduck, go!" she says as she releases some stupid-looking duck. Steve sends out fluffy-looking-thing in response. Fluffy looking thing knows Thundershock, Thunder Wave, Tackle, and Charge.

Mewtwo stands back from the arena a bit, looking concerned.


Should Steve yell "swordfish" right away? Or should Steve save it?
No. 68851 ID: f4963f

Save it!

Also, open with Thundershock.
No. 68861 ID: 15f6d6

No. 68868 ID: 5a9e00

Wait a bit. Lets try to win on our own first.
No. 68871 ID: 5d5878

Save it! That's a last resort.
No. 68883 ID: 9c02db

save swordfish for later
open with charge, then thundershock
after psyduck finishes convulsing hit her next poke with a Twave
No. 69241 ID: 9e9b47
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Steve tells fluffy-looking-thing to use thundershock! The Psyduck makes a noise, but is no match for the assault. Steve doesn't even have to use Swordfish! Awesome!

Misty returns her pokemon. "Well, you got lucky the first round! Don't think you've won so easy!" She gets ready her second pokemon. Should Steve stay with fluffy-looking-thing? And should he use Swordfish asap?
No. 69243 ID: 15f6d6

No. 69245 ID: 5a9e00

Keep our current combatant. Don't swordfish until we actually need it.
No. 69246 ID: 682af8

No, don't waste Swordfish. And if you want the date to go well you should hope you don't need it at all.

Stick with fluffy looking thing for now.
No. 69248 ID: 20c9a5

Save Swordfish for later, keep fluffy-looking-thing on the battlefield.
No. 69249 ID: 9c02db

thunderwave her plan in the face. unless its a quagsire.
No. 69276 ID: 9e9b47
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Goddammit, Steve decides to wait.


Fine, Steve tells fluffy-looking-thing to cast Thunderwave as Misty send out her next pokemon. "Starmie! Use Bubblebeam!"

Both pokemon fire their attacks. fluffy-looking-thing shocks Starmie, but Starmie manages to get off an attack as well, even though it doesn't seem to hurt much.

"Hey, where do you wanna go on our date anyhow?" Steve asks, resisting the urge to drink right here.

"I'll tell you IF you win! which I doubt! This has been dumb luck so far!" Misty shoots back.
No. 69278 ID: 15f6d6

No. 69280 ID: 69a5a4

i can't wait for him to get an amphy.
No. 69281 ID: f4963f

Thunder shock. THUNDAR SHOOOCK
No. 69285 ID: 20c9a5

Thundershock the Starmie. Swordfish is a last resort, so far Steve's doing great so don't use it.
No. 69294 ID: 4553b2

We don't need it, Fluffy Thing will win this no problem.
No. 69298 ID: d70b19

Use Swordfish. We don't need it to win the match, we got that shit. She just needs to know how nice her tits are.
No. 69299 ID: 9e9b47
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Steve decides not to yell Sword... oh fuck it.

"Swordfish" Steve whispers to Mewtwo.

Mewtwo's face contorts into an unreadable expression. He blushes. "Ma'am?" He yells, obviously hating every word. "You have a pair of very nice breasts."

Misty blushes a deep red. "What? I.... what? I..."

"Thundershock!" Steve commands, and fluffy-looking-thing takes care of Starmie. "Mewtwo, for shame!"

Mewtwo glares at Steve, but doesn't speak or stop blushing.

Misty sighs as Starmie is put out of commission. "Well... I suppose you won then. The Cascade Badge is yours. Guess you're not some random bastard then... alright fine you also won a date I guess. Pick me up in two hours. I have to finish up here before I can do anything."

Alright! What a win! Steve feels pretty damn awesome. What should Steve do now? Mess around until the date?
No. 69300 ID: 15f6d6

I'd say touch yourself in preparation for the date.
No. 69301 ID: 12f282

Fap in front of the gym. Try to make sure small children are watching.

Get Mewtwo to join you, you can go back-to-back so it isn't gay.
No. 69305 ID: 7452df

Now that sounds like an idea, but do it behind a bush or something so you don't get arrested.
No. 69307 ID: ed8d8a

you ideas are terrible
No. 69308 ID: 5a9e00

Spend time getting ready dood. This isn't just anyone. This is a /lady/. I mean, did you see the size of those pokeballs? Yowza. We'd best get classed up for this, hardcore.
No. 69309 ID: f4963f

Steve: Categorize your Pokémon, both those on the PC and in party. IE: PARTY STATUS. We'd like to get MAGNETHEARST in our party. For great justice. Also, we were going to send some pink things to our friend, were we not?
No. 69313 ID: 4553b2

Replace GRIMER with MAGNETHEARST for your party. Heal all pokemon at the pokemon center. Run around like an idiot for a while.
No. 69314 ID: f4963f

Seconding swapping GRIMER and MAGNETHEARST. GRIMER is a worthless pile of worthless. MAGNETHEARST is automatically awesome by virtue of his name.
No. 69323 ID: 9c02db

Grimer is already in the PC
current party list
i think the current party list is fine.
we cant leave our starter to rot in the PC
we need slowpoke for diversity
nidorino and nidorina want to become more powerful than the other so they should be leveling up quickly
flaaffy is win
and fuck yeah mewtwo
No. 69324 ID: 9c02db

do we have enough money to pay for the date? we should head up nugget bridge and pwn some newbs for money
No. 69339 ID: 500efa

Agreed. If we want to score tonight we'll need teh mad cash.
No. 69368 ID: f4963f

This. We need DATE MONEY.

Pwn noobs on the bridge, alternating between Nidorino and Nidorina for each fight. Tell them you're keeping track of how well they do, then sit back and sip lemonade.

No. 69395 ID: 12f282

Put on a BISHOUNEN WIG for your date with Misty.

Chicks dig guys who sparkle.
No. 69527 ID: 9e9b47
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Steve goes off and find a convenient bush to hide behind to rub one out real quick. Better to get the easy one out now.


No, ed8d8a, you are the terrible ideas.


You're right! Steve should totally get ready for this date later! This ain't any average chick! She's a Gym Leader and shit!


The pokemon in the computer at the moment are MAGNETHEARSE, Clefairy, Clefable and Grimer. >>69323 has a good list of the pokemon in the party. Steve will think a bit before deciding who he should switch out.


Steve finds a sign leading north to "Nugget Bridge." He follows it, and finds a bridge with five kids standing to the left and right.

"Hold it right there, mister! This is Nugget Bridge! If you beat all five of us, you get a gold nugget! Do you think you're ready for five trainers in a ROW? Go, Oddish!" the kid says, releasing his pokemon.

Steve considers the thing for a second. "Do you even HAVE six pokemon, kid?"

The kid thinks it over. "No, I have two, why?"

"You have two pokemon and one of them is that retarded circle on legs? Geez you little bastards need to get out and capture some more pokemon. It's not even gonna be hard to get this nugget! This date's gonna be the best ever! Go, Nidorina! Beat that stupid looking pokemon up!" Steve commands, and both pokemon rush the frowning kid's little walking weed. They make short order of it and continue on. This is gonna be awesome!
No. 69528 ID: 9e9b47
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Oh if only. Well, looks like Nidorino and Nidorina have nearly cleared up the trash pokemon. What should Steve do now? It's about an hour until he's gotta go meet up with Misty, and one of the crying kids that ran off gave Steve a gold nugget before Steve tripped him and laughed.
No. 69530 ID: 69a5a4

Make sure to show misty your penis.
No. 69531 ID: f4963f

Let's go see that guy BILL. He's always giving out random pokémon to snot-nosed kids for NO DAMN REASON. Certainly he'll give us one.
No. 69534 ID: 69a5a4

An Eevee would be nice.
No. 69535 ID: 9c02db

heal up your pokes at the pokecenter
chill with mewtwo for a bit
and dont show misty your penis unless she wants it
No. 69539 ID: 12f282

This, we still have some time to kill, and if you show up to a date too early it makes you seem overeager anyway.
No. 69546 ID: 5a2b9a

AFTER dinner.
No. 69552 ID: 20c9a5

Check out Cerulean some more. You only have an hour, and Bill's house isn't even close to Nugget Bridge. I doubt Steve would make it in a hour, especially that there's lots of trainers on route 25.

So yeah, retreat to Cerulean and check out Bill's house later.
No. 69585 ID: 5a9e00

Make sure to sell the nugget. Wouldn't want to show up trying to pay a bill with a big rock, would we?
No. 69804 ID: 56838f

Have Steve change into a different shirt. (Temporarily, of course.)
No. 69869 ID: f4963f

Hell no. Our shirt is SWEET. I don't care if we haven't washed it in days! ... just cover up the smell with cologne.

No. 69887 ID: 5a9e00

We should totally get a hat with a symbol like our shirt on it. I hear gym leaders love stuff like that. And what are the odds she has some sort of tragic backstory about adventuring around and eventually being left behind by someone wearing that hat, huh?
No. 69980 ID: 9e9b47
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Steve has no idea who Bill even is. He's not gonna go walk around looking for some dude he's never heard about.


Steve decides to head down into town and sell the nugget. It's not like he can pay for dinner with a rock anyhow. Steve gets a fair chunk of cash, bringing his wealth level up to STEVE HAS QUITE ENOUGH MONEY.


Steve decides to go heal his pokemon and rest a bit. While he waits for the rest of his pokemon to be healed, he decides to strike up a conversation with Mewtwo. "So, looking good for tonight, eh?"

Mewtwo wrinkles his nose and considers. "Really? You're ready NOW?"

Steve gets the idea that Mewtwo thinks a bit disparagingly of his looks. "What, something wrong?"

"Well, for one, you've worn that shirt since I've known you. You do stink a bit of sweat and alcohol. Have you even bathed in days?"

Steve sniffs his underarm experimentally. Wow. He does kind of smell like a dead Pokemon. "Fine... maybe you're right. I'll get washed."

"I'd recommend changed, too." Mewtwo says simply. "That shirt is not very flattering."

"Fuck you, genetic experiment." Steve says nastily, though he thinks Mewtwo has a point.
No. 69981 ID: 9e9b47
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SHOULD Steve change his shirt? He has more clothes in the PC... hmm.

In b4 night of 1,000,000 Steves
No. 69983 ID: 9891a9

Go as you are.
No. 69988 ID: 4553b2
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No. 69991 ID: 4553b2
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So comfy and easy to wear~
No. 69992 ID: 9c02db
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No. 69997 ID: 69a5a4
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No. 69998 ID: bd36a1
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I'm sure this was going to happen eventually
No. 70004 ID: 7452df
File 125670306193.jpg - (74.29KB , 500x800 , steve.jpg )

wear some stately robes
No. 70005 ID: 9c02db

forgot to cape
add in a manly cape to that shit dawg
No. 70010 ID: 7eda8b
File 125670506117.png - (59.83KB , 500x800 , SteveSteveSteveSteve.png )

And the Lord God said, Behold, the man is become as one of us, to know good and evil: and now, lest he put forth his hand, and take also of the tree of life, and eat, and live for ever.
No. 70011 ID: f4963f

That outfit... it's beautiful.
No. 70012 ID: af3e6d

inb4Ste- Waitaminute.
inb4gimpsuit, then.

I can't draw. Somebody modify his current shirt into a suit.
No. 70014 ID: 7eda8b
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Oops, forgot my hat.
No. 70017 ID: 7452df
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No. 70022 ID: 12f282
File 125670840387.png - (29.24KB , 500x705 , fabio.png )

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computer
No. 70151 ID: 9c02db
File 125679454592.png - (32.58KB , 500x800 , Batsteve v2.png )

BatSteve v2
now with cape, abs, and BULGE
No. 70638 ID: 9e9b47
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Thanks for the ideas, guys! Based purely on your suggestions alone, Steve will put together a swanky new outfit! He goes to the PC, pulls out some clothes and goes to town! Take that, stinky old clothes! (Steve also takes a shower somewhere in this time, just roll with it.)
No. 70640 ID: 9e9b47
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Bask in the wonder of Steve's new getup, based solely on what was suggested. Oh yeah. Pretty goddamn amazing.

So, should Steve head right on over? any last minute preparations Steve needs to make?
No. 70644 ID: f4963f

Afro wig.
No. 70650 ID: 43d730

Needs a utility belt with flashbangs.

...No, not really.
No. 70656 ID: af3e6d

Just gotta say, that purple? Fabulous~.
No. 70659 ID: 5a9e00

Oh yeah baby.

pop some sick shades on that bad boy and you, my friend, are set.
No. 70691 ID: 9e9b47
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Steve has neither of these, though he wishes he did every day.


Thank you. Steve thinks your typing is rather dashing as well.


Steve left those at home. Curses!

Guess there's nothing else. Without any warning, Steve returns Mewtwo. Wouldn't do any good to seem like the creepy guy who lets his pokemon watch during sex or something. Steve heads down to the Gym, hesitates for a moment, then knocks on the door.

After a few minutes, the doors open. Misty is there, except she's wearing a flowing red dress. She seems a bit embarrassed. "Oh, hello! You're right on time. Um... this was one of the only dresses I had. Sorry if I seem overdressed."

"That's fine. You look very cute!" Steve chimes in, who has never felt overdressed.

She blushes a bit. "Thanks. Well, where are you thinking about going?"

Oh fuck, Steve has no idea of what to do here. Um... he can only think of three things off the top of his head.

A) Fancy Restaurant. Steve saw one earlier, and he DID just get some cash.
B) Movie Theater. Steve also saw one of those, though he doesn't know any movies playing.
C) Ask her. She does live here and stuff, maybe she has a better idea.

What should Steve suggest?
No. 70692 ID: f4963f

Hmm, fancy restaraunt on the first date is a bit creepy. Ask her if there are any recent movies she's excited about seeing.
No. 70693 ID: 4553b2

Ask her. That's normally a faux pas with shy, indecisive girls, but Misty is a spunky tomboy. She knows what she wants.

Say you're new in town, you don't know what's good. Rather than risking flopping the date, have her pick out something.
No. 70694 ID: f8dcc1

You returned MewTwo? Come on.

A) Chicks dig power, and you control the strongest pokemon.

B) Mewtwo can use his telekinetic powers to do kinky shit and blame it on the wind or something, why on earth wouldn't you want him to be your wingman?
No. 70699 ID: f8dcc1

Fancy resturaunt.

Have Mewtwo sit at an adjacent table with a mustache, monocle and top hat so that she doesn't recognize him, then have him, being your best buddy and all, make sure the night goes perfect.

Maybe you can promise him some Ditto Time at the Day Care if he does especially well.
No. 70821 ID: 69a5a4

Find a boat. Both get inside. Have Mewtwo use psychic to fly you guys around in it while you do pushups and she watches. Have Mewtwo use his mind to help with the pushups.
No. 71091 ID: ae338a
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Steve decides not to try the restaurant. While the Mewtwo idea is good, there's no CLEVER DISGUISE for Mewtwo, nor does Steve have enough SEMBLANCE SHARDS to fill his CONCEALMENT CAISSON for him to preform a FLASH FACADE special move.


Steve decides to ask Misty her opinion. "So, is there a movie you want to see? Or is there someplace else you'd rather go? I'm not from around here."

Misty seems pleased to be asked. "Sure, there's this cove north of town. I love to go and watch the stars and water at night. I guess it's not the most exciting thing. That sound ok with you?"

Steve actually thinks it sounds kinda lame, but doesn't wanna seem like a dickhole now. "Sure, sounds great!"

The two travel north of town. Misty leads the two of them to a secluded area overlooking the water. After some initial smalltalk, Misty turns to Steve and asks a serious question. "So, that pokemon you had that... um... commented on me. I've never seen one like that before. How can he talk? Do you just let him roam outside of the pokeball like that?"

(The date's only gonna last a certain amount of time. Steve only has a few panels to impress Misty. It may be a good idea to suggest topics of conversation for him to begin as well as answers.)
No. 71104 ID: f8dcc1

"Well, can't you understand what your pokemon are saying? He's just a really powerful psychic one, so he can talk to me directly. I mean, every trainer considers their pokemon their friends more than their pets, right? It's kind of like that with him and me. Doubly so since he's so smart."

Chicks dig the "We care about animals" angle you know.
No. 71113 ID: 15f6d6

Ask her what she does when she's not sitting around the gym waiting for asshole trainers to fight her for their badge.
No. 71199 ID: b1e366

Stick yer dick in her.
No. 71238 ID: 25fafb
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"Well, can't you understand what your pokemon are saying? He's just a really powerful psychic one, so he can talk to me directly. I mean, every trainer considers their pokemon their friends more than their pets, right? It's kind of like that with him and me. Doubly so since he's so smart." Steve says, sure that he's shown what a considerate guy he is.

"Well, I can't really understand my pokemon, no. I'm glad you see your pokemon as friends though. Being a Gym Leader, it makes you despair when some people only use their pokemon for battle." Misty says, then sighs and looks out over the water for a moment, as if thinking about something.


"So, what do you do when you're not sitting at the Gym, waiting for random assholes to challenge you for the badge anyhow?" Steve asks after a moment. He leans back and shuts his mouth, because questions like this usually get girls talking a whole bunch.

"Well, I do a lot of swimming. It helps me connect with my water pokemon better. I was thinking about maybe joining a team, I'm good at the 50 meter swim..." Misty drones on. Steve keeps a politely interested look on his face, while thinking how nice it'd be if he could have a drink right now. Misty seems to be getting a little more comfortable in Steve's presence. The atmosphere has lightened up a bit.

Uh-oh, looks like she's getting to the end of her hobbies.
No. 71239 ID: f8dcc1

"Well where do you like to go swimming? I haven't been swimming in some time."

If we go to her favorite watering hole we might be able to see a bit more skin, and maybe be a big hero and save some beached wailords.
No. 71250 ID: 1afd58

Steve, take it from a seasoned dating professional. Now is the perfect time to yell out in a slightly confused way "I LIEK BOOBS", with the spelling error included.
No. 71251 ID: b1e366

No. 71252 ID: 5a9e00

I am all for this.
No. 71264 ID: 12f282

Point out that Magikarp down there!
No. 71275 ID: 9c02db

fuck the date its time to catch us a mother fucking magikrap
No. 71535 ID: c5f90c

Okay dude, here's the plan:

Get that magikarp. Forget the girl, she's not going to do anything for you and you need to get an awesome team ready for when Triangle-face shows up.

So we get the magikarp and train it hardcore until we have a dragon.

Don't you want a dragon?

Dragons are awesome. You could have one.
No. 71538 ID: 0d1fe9

Impress her by getting that magikarp.
No. 71548 ID: 9e9b47
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Steve's gotta wait for an opening! It won't do to just go stabbin' away!

>>71239 >>71252 >>71250

Steve considers screaming incoherently about how much he enjoys Misty's breasts, but instead opts for delving deeper into the swimming thing. "Hey, what's your favorite place to swim at, anyhow? I haven't been in a while."

Misty seems to consider the question before answering. "Well, maybe I shouldn't show you. What if you're not at home around water?"

>>71264 >>71275 >>71535 >>71538

Steve, spotting some derpy fish thing in the water, tosses out a pokeball and catches it. "I know my way around water." he says, catching the fish in a sufficiently awesome way. Steve's sure he made her 'wet.' Haha, Steve's fuckin' great at this pun stuff.

Seeming impressed at the display, Misty takes Steve's proffered hand. "Oh... sure! It sounds like fun." She's grinning as Steve helps her to her feet. Sweet!
No. 71584 ID: 9e9b47
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"So, what is this place anyhow?" Steve asks, very pleased about how the evening's going so far.

"Just a little secluded area outside of town. I hope you don't mind, I wore a bathing suit under this... I tend to do that a lot." Misty smiles bashfully.

"That's perfectly fine." Steve says with all seriousness.

"Do you have a suit you could wear?"

"I... think I'll manage." Steve is already wondering if he could just simply pull off skinny dipping. The chick does seem in the mood...
No. 71585 ID: 9d41ab

No. 71586 ID: 5a9e00

Ignore the voltorb... for now
No. 71587 ID: 9c02db

screw the voltorb we have fluffy-looking-thing
time to do some fucking swimming
also... we better know how to swim
No. 71590 ID: d1210a


First, nonchalantly catch Voltorb. Super fast electric pokemon? Hoh-yeah!

Start out with boxers when you you are jumping in, then 'pretend' they came off when you jump in. Ask her to help you look for them once she catches on your naked. If confronted on why you didn't say anything the moment it happened, it's because you didn't want personal misfortune to ruin the date.
No. 71596 ID: f8dcc1

Don't do skinny dipping. Swim in your shorts or underwear, whichever sounds better.

If she's in the mood she'll say you don't have to wear your shorts or something.
No. 71597 ID: 9e9b47
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>>71585 >>71586 >>71587 >>71590 >>71596

Yeah Steve'll get that whatever you were saying and... hey why is it glowing? What does it mean when OH FUCKING FUCK.

Steve's body reacts faster than his slow brain. He runs away at once, scooping Misty up as he books it in the opposite direction. (Steve also gets a nice feel of her ass. Score!) Misty begins to complain, but the "KOOM" of the explosion cuts her off. Steve is thrown off his feet.
No. 71598 ID: 9e9b47
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Steve groggily gets up off the ground. Misty is lying on the ground in front of him. She's groaning too, and Steve thanks his lucky stars he's alive. "Are you alright?" Steve manages to ask. His own voice sounds quiet in his ears.

"I'm... fine." Misty says. She begins to move. "You saved me! What was that?"

As if in answer to her question, there's a sudden giggling laughter from the tall grass. What should Steve do now?
No. 71599 ID: 9c02db

kill whatever giggled
No. 71600 ID: 0d1fe9

Find the snarky little shit of a trainer hiding in the grass get your rape face on.
No. 71619 ID: 9e9b47
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Steve turns around in anger to see... another girl around his age? She's standing a little ways away and holds a pokeball casually.

The girl smiles. "Can't blame a girl for trying, can ya? You beat all my lackeys there at Nugget Bridge, little pastey white boy. No wonder the boss has his eye on you. Well, sorry to mess up your date with your lady fair right there, but I'm going to need all of your pokemon right now. The name's Tessa, by the way. You can tell me yours too if you'd like." She smiles at Steve as if she's making a move on him or something. It's weirding him out.
No. 71620 ID: 632862

Ask Misty if she wants to participate in a Double Battle.
No. 71621 ID: f4963f

She tried to assassinate you two with an EXPLODING VOLTORB.

If she's not gonna play by the rules, we aren't either. Tell Misty we're double-teaming this skank.
No. 71622 ID: bd2eec

No this bitch didn't just ruin our chance to get into the hot Water Gym girl's spandex.

Call out Mewtwo and have him PSYCHIC her Pokeballs away from her.
No. 71623 ID: 9c02db

use mewtwo to remove her pokeballs from her person then tie her up in a tree somehwere
No. 71627 ID: 0d1fe9

Let mewtwo out and tell him he can do whatever with her.
No. 71629 ID: 476456

or just have mewtwo fling her into the hillside.
No. 71631 ID: f4963f

Okay, I'm downvotin' Mewtwo. Seriously, guys? Are we just gonna use Mewtwo to sweep everything away and forget about our bro Spike? We're better than that. Come on.
No. 71632 ID: e53955

let's use charmander to fuck her up with
No. 71636 ID: bd2eec

Ha ha are you guys fucking serious?
Oh yes, let's just beat the piss out of a woman in front of our date.
Still voting having Mewtwo taking the rest of her pokeballs away.
The tying her up idea sounds good too.
No. 71637 ID: c5f90c


Go Spike! The power of our broness will pierce through even the toughest armor, your flame is the flame that will burn everything to ashes!
No. 71638 ID: 476456


Ash did it every day.
No. 71640 ID: 43d730

Agree to fight.
Turn to your date, apologise for the interruption.
No. 71642 ID: f8dcc1

Ask Misty if she wants to double battle the bitch. Sounds like a fun time.
No. 72296 ID: 56838f

Send out Nidoran Team! They haven't had any time in the limelight yet.
No. 72328 ID: 85f3c9

No need to be rude, tell her your name. Decline the offer of theft, though.

We'll base your decision on which pokemon we send out on what pokemon she sends out. Let MewTwo out of his ball, but don't have him actually lead the fight.

... It occurs to me that using multiple pokemon simultaneously might be a viable option here. After all, she has six balls, looks like, and that could get tedious. Remember, every moment we spend defeating this bitch is ruining the mood for Misty.
No. 72410 ID: 9d41ab

We need to use Spike. He's supposed to be our boy, but we haven't used him in forever.
No. 72676 ID: 9e9b47
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>>71640 >>72328 >>71622 >>72410 >>72296 >>71637 >>71632 >>71631 >>71627

Steve decides to let out Spike, the Nidorans and Mewtwo. Might as well beat this bitch completely. "My name is Steve, you date-wrecking cunt! I'm gonna knock six kinds of shit outta you!"

"Oh-HO!" Tessa says, not dropping her smile for a moment. "Looks like I'm outgunned! Whatever shall I do?"

>>71620 >>71621 >>71642

"Hey, what do you say we team up on this chick?" Steve asks over his shoulder.

"I think I'm going to have my hands full over here." Misty responds. Steve looks behind him long enough to see two Team Rocket members, quickly closing the distance. "You take care of that bitch."

"Can do!" Steve promises. He turns back to Tessa, who's patiently smiling back. "I'm gonna wipe the floor with you. You don't even have any pokemon ready!"

"Well, it would have been really stupid of me to jump you without a plan, right?" She asks, smiling.
No. 72681 ID: 9e9b47
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"Mewtwo, grab her pokeballs!" Steve yells, trying to forestall any actions. He's a bit too late, however, as a lot happens at once.

Two black blurs hit Mewtwo, knocking the pokemon's concentration off. Steve can just make out the two ambushing pokemon. A huge, gloopy purple thing oozes out of the tall grass and in front of the Nidorans, and Tessa releases another slug-like pokemon to block Spike's path. "I'm quite ready for you, Stevey!" Tessa coos. She licks her lips slowly. "Show me how good a trainer you are!" Steve's not sure, but he thinks she's breathing a bit heavier, and Tessa's cheeks are suddenly flushed pink.

Geez this chick is weird. What should Steve do now?
No. 72684 ID: d1210a

Ask Mewtwo to help misty, and fight the girl with your own team.

Wait, have Mewtwo just keep an eye on both of you, and help either as needed. Don't treat him like a crutch, treat him like the obviously capable individual he is, and only ask him to help you when it is clear that his intervention is truly necessary. Should be more acceptable to him, I think. And it's a more bro thing to do.

And you get to show off with a safety net.
No. 72685 ID: 12f282

DICK, I choose you!


No. 72687 ID: f8dcc1
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No. 72688 ID: d1210a

This obviously means pulling out the whole team.
No. 72689 ID: 4553b2

...Summon Fluffy Looking Thing and Slowpoke. This is going to be a war zone.

Spike, use Slash on Magcargo!

Nidorans, use double kick!
No. 72692 ID: f4963f

Sic SPIKE on her MUK, because that thing he's currently facing is doubly strong against fire attacks.

Sic NIDORANS on the two dark-types.

Sic SLOWPOKE on MAGMA THING because it is hella weak to water.

Ask Mewtwo two monitor the two sides of the fight and intervene as he sees fit.

No. 72751 ID: 9c02db

This, more or less.
The nidorino and nidorina should have double kick, and will destroy the wevile. Also have mewtwo hit muk with a psychic.
No. 72754 ID: af3e6d

If you want to double up, Spike can hit the Sneasel while Stupid-Looking Thing can hit the Murkrow.
No. 72962 ID: 69a5a4

Ditch that bitch misty and ask the rocket chick out for a date
No. 72966 ID: 69a5a4

Rough up the rocket chick first though.
No. 73054 ID: 5a9e00

Why would we do that? Misty clearly has the bigger tits.
No. 73060 ID: 69a5a4

But she's a ginger. And clearly a dyke.
No. 73065 ID: e0845d

Gingers are awesome, shut up.
No. 73066 ID: 5a9e00

Dykes are awesome, shut up.
No. 73152 ID: 7c9cdd

misty has better tits, go with her
No. 73303 ID: af3e6d

Go with the tits. Also, not evil. But mostly tits.
No. 73383 ID: 9e9b47
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>>72684 >>72692 >>72688 >>72754 >>72751 >>72689

Steve tells Mewtwo to make sure Misty's alright. He also gives a lot of other directions to his pokemon, until all them are attacking each other. Neat. Steve keeps Fluffy-Looking-Thing on him in case shit gets serious.


It keeps happening

>>72685 >>72962 >>73054 >>73060 >>73065 >>73066

Steve has a moment of consideration as he looks over this new girl. She looks really into the Pokemon battle. Like, really into the Pokemon battle. True, she does have smaller tits than Misty. He's not sure how well hitting on your opponent goes though.


There's an idea. She looks kind of busy right now. How should Steve proceed?
No. 73390 ID: 12f282

To make the story simple, just rape her.
No. 73391 ID: 632862

You can't rape the willing. I mean, look at what she's doing.
No. 73392 ID: c5f90c


I don't think rape will help in this situation.

Maybe you should just talk to that strange lady. Why she's doing this or something.
No. 73413 ID: a2583f

what are you...
Rape ALWAYS helps.
No. 73425 ID: 9e9b47
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>>73390 >>73391 >>73413

What, just like... walk up and stick his dick inside her? Steve's not sure how well that would go down all around.


Steve'll try some more talking, he guesses. "So, why'd you get into the whole life of crime thing anyhow you crazy whore?"

"Well, really I just like doing what I want when I want. Team Rocket kinda just lets me do that all the time. I'm so glad you're taking the time to get to know me Steve!" Tessa coos in reply. "I wanna know more about you too. Tell me something about you." She seems oblivious to the battle going on around them now.
No. 73444 ID: f4963f

Oh come on, quit hitting on her. Misty's right nearby anyway.

Just beat the crap out of her mon

FOCUS, man!
No. 73449 ID: c5f90c

Screw talking, just hit her in the face.

... Though with how strange she is, she might like it.
No. 73469 ID: 15f6d6

Slap her mouth and tell her that's not cool.
No. 73476 ID: af3e6d

Assuming they win, time it so that your pokemon are just finishing off hers, and say "Well, I like distracting my opponent so I can win." or something.
No. 73678 ID: 9e9b47
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>>73444 >>73449 >>73469

"I don't mind popping some stupid datewrecking bitch in the mouth, that's one thing about me!" Steve says, and rushes forward. The girl looks completely unprepared for it, and Steve gets a good clean punch right across her face.


"Oh, I use my pokemon to... distract and stuff." Steve says lamely as Tessa falls on her butt.
No. 73683 ID: 43d730

Apologise to your date for the interruption.
Prop the Rocket against a tree or something and move on, or call in the police or whatever.
No. 73696 ID: 632862

Continue punching. Also kick her in the groin.
No. 73697 ID: 15f6d6

Kick her in the twat
No. 73722 ID: 69a5a4

Rape her.
No. 73731 ID: af3e6d

I have no idea how Misty will react to you hitting a girl. Apologize for the interruption, and call the cops or something?
No. 74137 ID: 69a5a4

I take that back. Ask the rocket to stop robbing you and to go see a movie with you.
No. 74174 ID: 9e9b47
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>>73696 >>73697 >>73731

Steve holds off on kicking her square in the pelvis. Misty might get the wrong idea. He goes for shouting at her instead. "Yeah that thats you crazy chick! That's for trying to fucking KILL me!"


Misty's still busy fighting the two Rockets. It looks like Mewtwo's got her back covered.

>>73722 >>74137

While Steve's trying to decide what to do, Tessa props herself up and grins. "I wasn't sure you had it in you! You certainly do love to take charge though, don't you? You don't mind taking it rough. I love that. My blood is just pumping! I've got a secret to tell you though, Steve. Are you ready?"
No. 74178 ID: 9e9b47
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"I use MY pokemon to distract people too!"

Oh god what the fuck just happened to her face?
No. 74179 ID: c5f90c

Fucking Ditto!

Check on Misty, she might be in danger. quickquickquick!
No. 74180 ID: 15f6d6

Try to kick the ditto into the lake before it can do something else.
No. 74295 ID: af3e6d

No. 74296 ID: 7d87d9

That Rocket's a spy!
No. 74328 ID: 69a5a4

D: That was a fucking ditto?! Grab it quickly to see what it feels like and go help misty.
No. 74379 ID: 3f9975

Oh shit! Where is she really? Look around
No. 74952 ID: 9e9b47
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>>74179 >>74379 >>74328 >>74180 >>74296

Steve quickly turns around, both to see where Tessa is and to see if Misty's alright. He catches Tessa's fist as she tries to get a quick blow to Steve's stomach. "Goddammit, what is wrong with you?" Steve asks, pissed. The bitch is wearing brass knuckles!

"Quick reflexes! Steve, I've got to admit you're making me a little wet here. I thought for SURE I'd catch you there! I can see what the boss sees in you. You're not afraid to take what you want either. I'll bet you take a nice handful of what you like right? Would you like a handful of me?" Tessa says, her last couple words coming out in a low moan. She doesn't try to pull her first away. This chick is really weird. Like, really weird. She kind of gives Steve a confused boner.
No. 74954 ID: 4e56c9

This freaky chick is just too freaky, even for you. Punch her lights out, Steve! Tell her you got a handfull right here... a handfull of pain!
No. 74955 ID: f78140

red eyes! mind control!
tell mewtwo it's kinda funny, but also really creepy, and to cut it out.
No. 74956 ID: 12f282

THIS, THIS! Tell her you already have a handful... OF PAIN, and then clock her.

...or, you know. Smack her with your dick.
No. 74957 ID: 4e56c9

Thats um... not her eye, dude.
No. 74968 ID: c5f90c

Just kick her in the face!
No. 74981 ID: 4e56c9

> Just kiss her in the face!
No. 74984 ID: 9e9b47
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For a moment Steve has an urge to...

>>74954 >>74956 >>74968

No, Steve decides to just clock the bitch in the face for real this time. He lets go of her hand and smacks her in the face. "I got a handful... of pain for you!" Steve comments. He's not sure if that was lame or not, but Tessa stumbles back. She's still smiling even though she's bleeding.

Steve turns around when he hears a noise, to make sur-HRK.
No. 74986 ID: 7eda8b


No. 74987 ID: 9e9b47
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Dammit, those things can change shape, huh? Crap... Steve is confronted with his clone. Tessa is wiping her nose. What should Steve do now? The Ditto-Steve looks like it's gonna attack again soon.
No. 74991 ID: f78140

No. 75009 ID: 4e56c9

Knock Tes down and grab her pokeballs. One of them is bound to be the ditto's.
No. 75029 ID: f4963f

Ask MEWTWO to deal with this hideous imposter.

You, keep wailing on BitchyMcKnuckles there.
No. 75036 ID: 632862

Don't attack the Ditto. It's copying moves as well as appearances.
No. 75117 ID: 7d87d9

He might like that TOO much...
No. 75239 ID: 69a5a4
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DERP. Ditto steve scares me with his derpy expression. Back to the fight, you should have grabbed a handful of crazy rocket bitch while you had the chance. Make it up to her by demanding she go eat a Tauros steak with you. Make sure you demand her. Show that bitch who's boss.
No. 75541 ID: 9d41ab

How are all of our pokemon doing in their respective fights?
No. 78446 ID: 9e9b47
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Um, they're doing fine. Steve's sure of it. Some are still all upright and stuff.


"Mewtwo, could you knock this not-me out?" Steve calls to Mewtwo. The thing looks over, and considers the ditto-Steve for a moment.

"With pleasure, master." Mewtwo says, thrusting out an arm and blasting the thing away with an enormous blast of psychic energy. Steve's not sure, but he's sure Mewtwo liked that more than he was supposed to.


Whatever, Steve's just gonna beat the crap out of this chick. Steve takes another swing at her, as the fiercest battle cry emerges from his mouth that he can imagine. "Hey, you wanna go get dinner sometime?"

That... didn't come out the way his brain made it.

Tessa dances away from Steve's clumsy blow. She stops a fair distance away and clasps her hands together, looking excited. "Oh Steve, did you just ask me on a date? It looks like my associates are losing to your current date over there... tell you what, why don't you go help her clean up. We can meet back around here around midnight once you get the easy one out."

"I... what?" Steve asks, confused.
No. 78448 ID: 7deb21

Shit! She has the mind magics! Kick her shit, dude! Burn her like the witch she is!
No. 78450 ID: f4963f

Fuck that. We'll troll the shit out of her by standing her up.

Also, inb4 Misty heard that.
No. 78625 ID: 21c0b2

Say "sure" for now, go help Misty.
No. 78710 ID: 69a5a4

No. 78937 ID: 69a5a4

fuck that rcoket chick without a condom
No. 78942 ID: 9e9b47
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>>78448 >>78625 >>78710 >>78937

Steve thinks a long moment before answering. "If I find the time, you crazy bitch."

Tessa grins back as she bites her bottom lip.


FUCK did Misty hear? Steve turns around to check on Misty. Seems like those two Rockets are on their last pokemon. She seems really into the battle she's in. It looks like she didn't hear anything.
No. 78943 ID: 69a5a4

Fuck misty. that roicket chick is whrer its at.
No. 78950 ID: 476456

Refrain from opening your mouth to speak again.
No. 78966 ID: 7d87d9

Rocket girl is only doing this to try and get between you and Mewtwo. Have Mewtwo show off what he thinks of jerk trying to take out the guy who's paying the tab for his booze.
No. 79062 ID: 1c907d

Quagsire: Show them how well you dance in the moonlight.
No. 79091 ID: be2731

So is the crazy bitch properly gone? If so, have mewtwo fuck up Misty's assailants right proper, and check on your other pokemon.
No. 81823 ID: 9e9b47
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>>78943 >>78966 >>79091

Steve doesn't know what to do about the Rocket chick, but his confused boner is back. Steve drinks while Misty's not looking to take the pressure off. He sends Mewtwo in to clean up for Misty. Seems that the Rocket Chick is really gone. Her pokemon are all gone too. Spike and... Mewtwo are still up. Dammit, Steve forgot to use Fluffy-Looking-Thing entirely!


Steve decides to just shut up for a little while. Misty walks up after the Rockets are defeated, looking a bit flushed. "Wow, you beat that girl? Were there any problems? You're not hurt or anything are you?" Steve shakes his head, giving her a thumbs up. She seems happy at the information. "Well... what do you want to do now? It's too bad that rocket girl got away, but there's police coming for the other two. I made a call."

Steve considers carefully. He certainly doesn't want to stick around here.
No. 81836 ID: 91b750

To the... Pokemon centre? I bet our guys are kinda beat up.

Then offer to get something to eat.
No. 82080 ID: 69a5a4

The confused boner is a good thing. Make sure Misty is ok then go prepare to fuck some crazy rocket ass >:D
No. 82344 ID: 9e9b47
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>>81836 >>82080

Steve and Misty go to the Pokemon Center after the police come to take the Rockets away. The only thing open in town is a random hot dog stand, but Misty says she doesn't mind at all when Steve suggests to eat there.


As Misty talks on about how brave he's been and stuff, Steve thinks about that Rocket Chick again. Man that was some crazy shit back there. Should Steve like, really go and do that? Steve answers Misty at the appropriate moments as he ponders the issue. The hot dogs are almost all eaten. Soon Steve's gonna have to do more date stuff again.

Please suggest an action.
No. 82346 ID: 276781

Steve, you don't really want to fuck a Team Rocket member, do you? They've been sticking their gigantic noses in your business for a while now and they're nothing but ten million kinds of annoying. Hell, that bitch would probably take all your Pokémon while you were asleep.

Also, you should probably warn someone about possibly psychic Rocket members. If they were douchebags before, they're only going to be supermassive black hole douchebags when they can fuck with your head.
No. 82359 ID: 30c42d

Steve man, seriously? That rocket chick is BAD NEWS. Did you see the tits on her? Now I'm no expert, but those are the tits of a tranny if ever I've seen one. If you're into that, by all means, go. But if you're interested in not being totally gay, you should probably just let the cops know that she's going to be there.
No. 82419 ID: 69a5a4

aw hell yeah. finish up with misty and go get some nice cologne. Maybe a haircut and some lube. You're gonna be fucking some rocket tranny tonight.
No. 82486 ID: 25302b

but... Rocket girl insinuated that we could fuck Misty first, THEN come see her.
>once you get the easy one out
Why would you NOT do them both?
No. 82510 ID: 9e9b47
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>>82346 >>82359

OH GOD what if she is a tranny? Man, that's just Steve's luck... dammit, Steve should probably just go and call the police, huh? Wouldn't that be awkward though?

>>82419 >>82486

Ok, Steve's not gonna lie, he wouldn't MIND getting laid twice... it's just...

"You've been really quiet... everything ok?" Misty asks hesitantly. Steve realizes he's been ignoring her a bit since the fight.
No. 82512 ID: 69a5a4

Comfort Misty, get laid. Meet up with rocket tranny, get laid. Smoke a cig in bed, go home.
No. 82513 ID: 0d1fe9

Get laid with misty, send mewtwo to date the rocket chick. NOTHING CAN GO WRONG!
No. 82516 ID: 69a5a4

Ask Misty to come home with you. Convince her to watch a movie you recorded. Have it be a romantic chick flick with porn randomly overlapped on in the middle. Seduce her. And fuck like bunnies :D
No. 82520 ID: 69a5a4

Tell Misty you had fun and it's time for you to go home. It's time to focus on higher goals, fucking a tranny. Stick mewtwo in his pokeball and ram it up your ass. Then go meet up with the rocket. If she pulls any funny shit, you always have an incredibly powerful legendary psychic Pokemon in your bum. Kill her.
No. 82558 ID: ccd549

Stick to Misty, forget Rocket Girl. You gotta show the Rocket Girl! By not showing up! xD
No. 82559 ID: 5a9e00

no Steve, you are not totally gayballs. Forget about the tranny and focus on Misty.
No. 82607 ID: 9e9b47
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>>82512 >>82513 >>82558 >>82559

Steve decides to just forget about the Rocket chick for now. She's probably a skank anyhow. He decides to just stick with Misty. "Yeah I'm fine. Sorry, I've just been thinking a lot. Look, do you wanna just go somewhere we can sit and watch a movie or something? This has all been real crazy tonight." Steve says, feeling the exhaustion of the day creeping up on him.

Misty looks a bit red in the face. "Sure! W-we could go to my place, I guess. If you want to. It's going to be a bit of a mess though."

"I... think I'll manage." Steve says with absolute certainty.

Chapter 3 END
No. 82624 ID: 9e9b47
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Time to choose your character for the PokemonQuest interlude! Let's do a quick character rundown.

Tessa-Rocket chick. Likes Steve. Seems a bit crazy. Turned on by pokemon battling.

Amber-Judy's sister. Nice girl. Big tits. Seems a bit naive. Blushes a lot.

Zealot-Crazy Rocket Leader. Mask over his face. Has lots of knives. Rapes and kills.

Mewtwo-Laboratory experiment. Now under the control of Steve. Lives in a ball.
No. 82626 ID: 69a5a4

Fuck yeah Mewtwo.
Also, awwwww
No. 82628 ID: 51d0f5

No. 82631 ID: 021ae3

A Tessa is fine too though.
No. 82641 ID: 5a9e00

Tessa. Lets get some tranny rocket action going.
No. 82650 ID: 8e2e01

im all for zealot
havent seen him this whole chapter
No. 82661 ID: e7666f

We can taunt him about how he still lost to the creature he's supposedly the genetic superior of.
No. 82677 ID: af3e6d

No. 82808 ID: 7d87d9


Step 1: Get let out of ball.
Step 2: Distract Steve with SHINY OBJECT.
Step 4: Go on a crazy adventure!
No. 84024 ID: f0699e


Either Mewtwo or Zealot.
No. 84026 ID: ad7270

No. 84030 ID: 43b46d

Tessa for the ultrahotness
No. 84740 ID: 9e9b47
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(Mewtwo wins, Tessa gets second place. Thanks for voting!)

It's small in here. I'm dimly aware of the passage of time outside in a way, but here in this ball it really seems timeless. I wonder how long that idiot will wait to use me this time.
No. 84745 ID: 51d0f5

Reach out with psionic powers. Influence Steve to let you out.
No. 84746 ID: 476456

if you dont like being in the pokeball you should probably express that to steve.
No. 84752 ID: 956c3c

Start meditating. Try astral projection.
No. 84755 ID: f4963f

Start counting the number of ways you could kill that imbecile if you weren't his slave in your head to pass the time.

Also, see if you can communicate with his other 'mon. It would be totally sweet if we could know what they're thinking.
No. 84761 ID: 69a5a4
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Being in a pokeball sounds so sad. You could probably kill Steve the second he sends you out. Or you could just tell him not to keep you in a pokeball.
No. 84775 ID: 7d87d9

Make sure to do this when Steve is NOT drunk.
No. 84779 ID: 9e9b47
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If only I could do so. I have very limited influence outside the walls of this pokeball. I certainly cannot hurt Steve. The power of the ball does rule over me a bit now.


This isn't a bad idea. I've not had a lot of dealings with pokeballs. Perhaps if I learn to extend my will from my corporeal form a bit I could better get an idea of what was going on outside the ball. It would take time to hone such a skill, however.


Steve is probably human. Humans, by nature, are very fragile. Once again it may be the influence of the ball, but I cannot think of any additional plans to kill Steve that I wouldn't utilize on another human. Perhaps now that it's finally happened I've just... become resigned. I don't know anymore. These things mess with your mind a bit.

As for communicating with the other pokemon, one of the limited influences I have outside the pokeball is my telepathy, albeit in a weakened state. None of the others are interesting to talk to. The Charmeleon is probably the smartest, but really they don't have real opinions on situations. It's his opinion they care about. I could talk to any of the others though. I think that girl Misty's pokemon are nearby as well.

>>84761 >>84746 >>84775

I... hmm. Honestly I never considered just telling him my discomfort at staying in the ball. I suppose it can't hurt to approach him with the idea of just keeping me out longer. I'll try waiting for when he's not too drunk.

I wonder what time it is out there. If there's one good thing about this place, it's the silence. Out in the real world there are nearly always small background noises. Never really just you and your thoughts out there.
No. 84783 ID: 69a5a4

So you don't feel like killing humans? ;_; That's cool I guess. Hopefully Steve lets you out gain soon.
No. 84792 ID: 9891a9

Well you did mention that it seems timeless in there, and at the very least it gives something to do during this period of inactivity. Mastering that ability seems to be a good idea.
No. 84793 ID: 51d0f5

Try to contact Steve via telepathy. Tell him there's an angry hornet in your pokeball and you're allergic.
No. 84803 ID: 1e56a3

No, he just doesn't want to bother with an elaborate, painful revenge plot. Plain old Psybeam is a good enough way to kill Steve.
No. 84806 ID: f4963f

This is boring. Open up a psylink with your psychic buddy, Misty's Starmie. Talk about... I dunno. ESP or something.

And curiously, is Slowpoke as dumb as we think he is?
No. 84880 ID: 7d87d9

He's probably got decent intelligence but is lagging like hell.
No. 85416 ID: 9e9b47
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>>84793 >>84806 >>84880 >>84792

Honestly I'm not sure if I could contact Steve inside the pokeball, and I'm not sure if I want him to know I can do that. I'm not sure he quite understands how powerful I am. Hopefully I can use that to my advantage at some point. As for contacting the other pokemon, I'm not particularly motivated to speak with any of them. That Starmie seemed bright, but not exactly a talker. Steve's Slowpoke has generally only thought "food" and "what?"

I'll see about trying to project something outside the pokeball later. I'll have to see if I can figure out how to DO it in the first place.

>>84783 >>84803

I certainly don't mind killing humans. As for a Psybeam, I wonder if that'd be enough to kill Steve. He seems remarkably resilient. I wonder...

Suddenly and without warning I'm forced out and into the cool evening air. I see Steve grinning at me like an idiot. Before I can ask anything, he's speaking up. "Hey man! Look, things are going really well in here. Like, real well. Did you know this bitch has SISTERS? Anyway, I need you to do me a solid, pal. They wanna hop in the hot tub. I gotta go do that, so why don't you run down to the store and get me a pack of rubbers."

I stare at him for a moment, a bit confused before the realization sets in. "You're sending me... to pick up your condoms?"

"There are two damn girls waiting for me. You best damn well believe I'm sending you to pick up my condoms. So look, here's some money. Go right there and back. You're not allowed to hurt anyone."

I'm speechless as Steve pats me quickly on the shoulder. "I owe you one, buddy." He says as he lets go, and slams the door in my face.
No. 85417 ID: e27275

fucking yeah lets go get some condoms
and we can slaughter civilians on the way to the shops too!
No. 85418 ID: 51d0f5

Okay, mewtwo. I have a plan. First we go ahead and get his rubbers. It shouldn't take long. Then when we come back and things have inevitably turned against him, we offer to feed him lines via telepathy, like Cyrano de Bergerac. Then we mindfuck him.

Then steal his women.
No. 85419 ID: 9e9b47


(Because I am lazy and do not wanna reupdate for something small, I'll just say here that Steve gave Mewtwo $5.)
No. 85427 ID: 51d0f5

Mewtwo: What do you know about how to break away from Trainer control? If you steal your own pokeball will that make you free?
No. 85435 ID: 6faa8c

No, I have better.
Let us truly fuck him over like a proper Psychic Type.

We'll get the condoms. We'll feed him proper lines. We'll be nice and obedient. But what he doesn't know is that we'll take a tiny needle, one he wouldn't notice... and punch a tiny hole in every last one.
No. 85461 ID: 964033

Probably the best plan.
No. 85464 ID: 930195

Go scare the shit out of people.

While you go get his condoms. Also, get him shitty condoms.
No. 86073 ID: 9e9b47
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>>85435 >>85461

I'm... not quite sure that's how a Psychic-type "fucks someone over". I'm also not very comfortable with the idea of doing it in the first place. It sounds like something a psychopath would do. PLUS, I'd much rather there not be more of him running around.

Steve. I don't know how to think about him sometimes. He's an idiot, but he's driven. He confuses me. He's certainly the only creature I've ever opened up to, even though he did get me sloppy drunk first. He even calls me "buddy" like I'm his wingman or something.

>>85464 >>85418

Well, I personally find two problems with these plans. First, though I'm loathe to admit it, I'm not very comfortable around humans. I'm certainly not frightened or anything, I could kill 100, but the idea of... being with and consorting with humans unsettles me. I'd rather get this done and... dammit. I'm starting to doubt my own thoughts. Is this really how I thought before the ball?

Anyhow, Steve certainly did tell me not to harm anyone. I couldn't kill anyone if I wanted to. That's problem two.


I... don't think so. Honestly I'm not sure. I thought I'd never get caught. I never looked into the whole issue very much. The problem is that we don't work the same way as humans. Those damn balls hammer a permanent groove into our mind. I think if Steve were to release me and destroy the ball I'd be free, but unfortunately I don't see him doing that. If I somehow got ahold of the ball... I'm not sure if I could destroy it. The issue is extremely vexing.


Eww, I don't find human women attractive at all. So much hair everywhere.


I will get the worst quality condoms available however. I'm not extremely happy about being sent on a mission like this.

That reminds me, what should I do when I enter? Just talk to the man behind the counter?
No. 86077 ID: 9cece1

exactly that
then we find out how much we have left over and go buy a baby
im an impulse shopper
No. 86079 ID: 276781

>I don't find human women attractive at all
You'd prefer a nice Alakazam or Gardevoir girl, wouldn't you? Or, ahem, guy... if you're into that sort of thing.
No. 86121 ID: 69a5a4

Since you have permission to be outside the ball, you might as well explore the city and see whats going on.
No. 86125 ID: 69a5a4

Alakazam female? D:
No. 86147 ID: 15f6d6

Dem mustaches man, dem mustaches.
No. 86149 ID: 7d87d9

But they can do some CRAZY stuff with their spoons.
No. 86199 ID: f4963f

Don't DISS the 'stache, bro.
No. 86381 ID: 7d87d9

I hear there are a lot of psychics around Saffron City.
No. 86392 ID: 43d730

Yo can teleport, right? And he didn't say WHERE to get condoms...
No. 86430 ID: f4963f

Dude, this. He never said where to buy em, so go get condoms from Saffron.

Bad condoms.

See if you can find an engaging intellectual partner while you're there. If you know what I mean.
No. 86448 ID: dc14a0

mewtwo cant teleport i already asked
being psychic he can fly however
float into town like a fucking pimp, buy mediocre condoms
look for something interesting to do while steve is getting it on
No. 86541 ID: 7d87d9

Ain't there usually some Kadabras in that cave near Cerulean? Although watch out for Wobbafetts... They're rather clingy.
No. 86552 ID: 43d730

Blast, I was going to suggest the Orange Islands.
No. 88975 ID: 0d1fe9

Can you use your crazy psychic powers to put everyone in the store to sleep? If you can totally do that and loot the place, you'll want to destroy the cameras and crap first though. Otherwise just go in and buy the condoms,Remember that steve needs his condoms in XXS but because you are the one buying them go for the XXXL, this way you show your coolness via large penis size, thus putting you at the top of the human social structure. This will be useful in our later plan to rule the world. buy some balloons as well to play a joke on steve by giving him those instead of the condoms, when he gets annoyed laugh and give him the condoms. With any luck he won't notice they are the wrong size until it's too late and he ends up looking like a 'tard with a half metre sleave of plastic hanging off of his clitoris size penis.
No. 89121 ID: 7d87d9

We humiliate him too much and we get balled again and we can't have fun in the damn ball. We'll play his game for now. Then we wander off. He can't ball what he can't see.
No. 89138 ID: 0e29db

We should totally obey Steve without trying to start any trouble. After all, he is our kind and sexy Master~.
No. 89149 ID: f68a75

He's a moron we can manipulate. We just need to go slow.
No. 89520 ID: 9e9b47
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>>86121 >>86381 >>86392 >>86430 >>86552

Leave? It's... not quite that easy. For one, I know there's a store right here. I was given an order. I can't just go where I want. That's not how pokemon work. I wish it wasn't like that, but it is. I can feel the weight of his instruction on my mind.

>>86079 >>86125 >>86147 >>86149 >>86199

I'm asexual. I daresay I wouldn't find anything very attractive. Can we not dwell on that.

>>88975 >>89121 >>89138 >>89149 >>86077

There might well be a way to break out of Steve's control. I don't know of any way off the top of my head however. Honestly, I don't HATE him for capturing me. I dislike Steve because he's boorish and crude, but I can understand why he captured me. At the time I was dwelling on the past a bit much. I may have acted harshly. I would have killed him had he not captured me. Had our roles been reversed, it would be my only logical course of action too. It's even logical that he not let me go, as much pained as I am to admit it. I'd rather not dwell on that. I'm just going to deal with this one step at a time. Just talk to the man, right? I can't make anyone fall asleep. It's never a skill I cultivated.

I enter the store. The whole place has the faint glow of cheap, florescent lighting. The man behind the counter looks at me, and his mouth gapes. He seems at a loss for words. "Shopkeep, I require a pack of your lowest-quality male contraceptive devices available. I have five dollars to purchase the item with." I explain, wanting to get this done as fast as possible.

The man considers for a few moments. I can fell his mind. He's completely baffled. He looks me up and down over and over, mouth opening and shutting before he finds his voice. "Um... alright. I... alright. I'll... alright." he sputters, before searching under the counter. "Um... they for... you? Do you... have a... is that a pokesuit or..." he begins, but wisely quiets down as I give him a look.

"They are, in fact, for my trainer. I wish to not keep him waiting ." I respond curtly.

"Well, that'll be three dollars... we only got packs of five. There's only one quality we got here too, sorry." the man says evenly, his mind apparently switching into auto pilot. It's obvious that he's not sure if he should be terrified or not. Obviously not many pokemon come in to make a purchase. Hmm.


Yes, I can fly. I'll do that when I leave, sure.


I wouldn't mind taking a scenic route back, sure. I'd rather not explore the city full of humans though.

Anything else I should do here? A leisurely fly back might help my head.
No. 89522 ID: 4d96ca

get something to drink, considering all he has been giving you is booze
No. 89526 ID: b9af96

Ok, so get some laxatives, and take them out the box so they're just chococolate bars in nondescript wrappers, then tell Steve that you got some candy with the extra cash and give them to him, so he shits himself while he's trying to fuck a chick, then blame it on all the booze he drinks.
No. 89530 ID: 276781

Hey man, just because you're a genetic experiment never intended to reproduce doesn't mean you can't enjoy some of the finer things in life.
I bet you could learn to be attracted to other psychic types (they seem to be the only ones who would provide any sort of interesting conversation, at least.)
Or maybe Steve will get lucky and stumble across a Mew, bringing up all sorts of conflicting emotions. After all, a Mew was your mom. Or dad. Or something. Sort of.

Yeah, anyway, go have a nice relaxing flight back to Steve with his rubbers and tell him you'd prefer to stay out of the ball for a while longer (and that you won't make trouble.) That ought to give you a bit more freedom to do whatever - maybe find another psychic type to have a halfway decent conversation with, or take a visit to Saffron just for the hell of it.
No. 89533 ID: aa9aeb

Cut him some slack. Pokemon normally can't fucking talk.
No. 89542 ID: 930195

No. 89543 ID: 9e9b47
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I am not one for such silly, childish lashings out. Plus, messing with the person who literally controls my existence does not seem a good idea.

>>89533 >>89522

Perhaps a bit of leniency is in order. I'm no more comfortable than he is, really. I try to be pleasant as I also buy a bottled water. I could do with something to drink that's not alcohol.


I'm the only one of my species. I was built differently than humans. I AM ASEXUAL. I find other species just annoying more than engaging. I find them tolerable at best. As for Mew... I'm half convinced myself that it's a legend. I don't want to discuss that subject any more.

Simply asking Steve for some time outside the ball? Hmm. I suppose it would be the best way. He seems the sort predisposed towards blunt questions. Yes, I think I'll do that. At the very least I can see how much faith he puts in me.

Hmm. Down by the water there. It's that little tramp from earlier. Is she really waiting for Steve? Wonders never cease.
No. 89545 ID: 4d96ca

go talk to her, see whats up
No. 89547 ID: 930195

Go to Steve, give him his rubbers and change, tell him the bitch is still there. Then go talk to the bitch.
No. 89550 ID: 9e9b47
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>>89545 >>89547

Hmm. Talk with her. Why not, I suppose. I'll stop and see Steve first I suppose. I knock on the door, and after a moment it opens. I'm not sure how much clothes he's wearing. I don't want to find out.

"Great! Just in time. Thanks a ton!" Steve says as he grabs the pack out of my hand.

"Steve, I was wondering if I could spend the night outside the pokeball." I say, not wanting to beat around the bush.

Steve thinks about it for a second. "Yeah, sure. See you tomorrow. Try to give me a little time to get some sleep. Don't hurt anyone. Unless you're like, in danger and stuff. Take care." Steve starts to shut the door.

"Steve. That Team Rocket girl is waiting for you."

He stops, and hesitates. "Oh. Damn. I..." I can hear a faint giggling come from the darkness behind Steve. He looks anxious to get back to work.

"Do you want me to go speak with her?"

He pats me on the arm. "You're a lifesaver." He shuts the door without a second glance.

Well. Back to that Rocket girl? What should I even talk with her about about?
No. 89551 ID: 4d96ca

At the moment nothing, just go over there, greet her and let her start the conversation. If she doesn't take the lead talk about Steve, and if she asks where he is tell her that urgent matters came up and he is busy for the rest of tonight and possibly tomorrow.
No. 89552 ID: 4d96ca

forgot to namefag and trip and such
No. 89553 ID: 7fd7ff

stick your thick purple tail up her pussy, then tell her that your cat died last month.
No. 89568 ID: 5a9e00

Use your psychic powers to make her think we're steve.
No. 89601 ID: f4963f

>use your powers to make her think she's steve
No. 89609 ID: fe0817

This... has potential.
No. 89661 ID: 354eff

Why would we do that to her? As in, to what ends would we be working, making her think she's Steve?
No. 89670 ID: fe0817

First of all, it would confuse the heck out of her boss. Second of all, we can report to Steve that because of him, she has developed a delusion. He is now responsible and has to marry her. Third of all, we can practice our tactics to let us loose on her to see if it works.
No. 89680 ID: 930195

Before you talk to her alert the coppers. Then talk to her about whatever comes up, wait for the fuzz to show up, and get the fuck out of there. Head to Bill's afterwards?
No. 89858 ID: 64e807

Make her think we're steve. It will be a good experiment in human interactions.
No. 90026 ID: 9e9b47
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>>89568 >>89601 >>89609 >>89661 >>89670 >>89680 >>89858

Hmm... well, I don't think I could make her think she's Steve. Making someone think they're something else is hard. Minds like staying the way they are. I could cloud her perceptions a bit, however. I could make her think that I'm Steve. Perhaps it would be a good opportunity to get her out of our hair. Hmm. I'm not sure if I like the idea of getting the police. For one, I don't want the authorities to start asking Steve awkward questions. Pokemon do not talk in many circumstances, and I'd rather let my intelligence go largely unknown by humans.

So, just show up, try to make her think I'm Steve with subtle telepathic suggestions, turn her gently away?
No. 90029 ID: 5aa60d

sure, what could go wrong
No. 90031 ID: f4963f

Yes, make her think you're Steve.

Only with an obnoxiously tiny manhood.

Tight pants and a tiny coin purse. DO IT!
No. 90032 ID: 69a5a4

Show up, make her think you're Steve, take her to the carnival nearby and have a fun night out. :D Maybe win her some prizes and a goldfish.
No. 90054 ID: 964033

Go with the Carnival idea.
No. 90055 ID: 15f6d6

This. This is the best plan.
No. 90067 ID: edc240

No. 90068 ID: 5aa60d

i think we are all going with bruce on this one
No. 90085 ID: 9e9b47
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>>90029 >>90031 >>90032 >>90054 >>90055 >>90067 >>90068

Alright. I don't know if there's a carnival around, but I suppose I could go and take her to go do something. I land a ways away and walk up to Tessa, who it sitting on the ground with her arms around her knees. She looks confused for a moment as she looks at me. It takes a fair amount of effort on my part, convincing her that I'm Steve with slow but steady telepathic suggestions. The human mind is easier to fool than humans think, but still I'm not sure if I could use my psychic powers to their fullest extent like this.

"Steve?" She asks uncertainly for a moment, and then shakes her head. "I didn't think you'd come! That was quick. Did you get to finish up with the girl or what?"

Ok, ok. Just act like you're the center of the universe. "Yeah, we... plowed and stuff. I got my rocks off and decided to see what you wanted. If it's nothing good I was thinking about just going to sleep." I say, in an offhanded tone. The goal is to try and indicate in every statement that Steve would rather be doing something else. Logically, this will drive the woman away once she realizes how hopeless of a man Steve is. If she leaves of her own accord, it'll make it easier.

Tessa seems taken aback. "Well... I was kinda... I thought you wanted to fuck!" She is clearly baffled.

"Maybe later. I wanna go do something first. Too much of a good thing in a row, you know? Anything we can do around here, a carnival or something? I dunno, whatever." I say, wildly roleplaying now. This is kind of fun.

Tessa bites her bottom lip a moment before responding. "Well, there's no carnival... but I guess there's a movie theater? Or a bar I know. Not a lot to do around here." She sounds disappointed, but I'm a bit annoyed to see a strange smile on her face.
No. 90086 ID: b9af96

OK the goal of this is to make Steve's life as difficult as possible. Grope her tit in the theater.
No. 90089 ID: 5aa60d

fuck year
No. 90091 ID: 69a5a4

Take that bitch to the movies. Bitches love movies. Go see Pokemon the first movie if it's showing. It'd be cool to see it with her because you stared in it. She thinks you're Steve though so it's all good.
No. 90094 ID: 69a5a4

Also, this...
No. 90096 ID: 964033

Take her to a porno movie.
No. 90103 ID: f4963f

No wait.

Take her to a gay bar.

To a gay-bar. Gay-bar. Gay bar.
No. 90123 ID: edc240

Take her to something girly and romantic. I mean... not that you would be able to distinguish the girly, romantic movies from any other sort of movies, but still.

Alternativly this. I'm still convinced she's totally a dude.
No. 90132 ID: 9e9b47
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>>90091 >>90096 >>90123

Tessa bring me through town, and to a small movie theater at the edge of town. The guy behind the ticket counter doesn't ask for money or anything. Doesn't even look up.

We sit down in the movie. I'm waiting this girl out at this point, but she seems perfectly happy to sit in silence. We're the only ones here. Eventually the lights go down, and the film begins to run. I pay attention for lack of something else to do. This is incredibly boring.

>>90086 >>90094

I told you, I have no desire to... wait, is she touching me?

"So. It's just us here. You want a blowjob?" She asks bluntly.

My mind freezes up for a moment. "I certainly do NOT want a blowjob from you." I say quickly.

"Well I suppose if you want to fuck right here that's alright with me..."

Dammit. She's not getting it at all.
No. 90134 ID: 69a5a4

Man, Steve could've been fucking some crazy rocket bitch ass. Mewtwo, use your awesome psychic powers to convince her she's just had the greatest sex of her life. Then you're free to end the date or chill with her for the night. You never know, behind all that crazy she could be kinda chill.
No. 90137 ID: b9af96

I say we gradually build up her sexual excitement level, right up until she sees Plessy's whole body. Then make her cum, right then and there. It'll fuck her up good, and hopefully she will come to Steve the next morning demanding answers.
No. 90138 ID: 4553b2

Just crush her. She's threatening you. Splatter her against the chair. You are not comfortable with this.

No one will find her until tomorrow.
No. 90139 ID: f75782

Use that big purple tail~
No. 90141 ID: a51bce

What's this movie they're watching? That yellow thing with claws looks familiar.
No. 90143 ID: edc240

Yes, hrmm... as crude as it may be this looks to be one of the best sollutions. Sex clearly preoccupies her so, perhaps this is normal of human females, they are percundant after all, Let us indeed use our powers and make her think that we have allready had sex. And just so we're sure she'll give up on the whole topic already, lets make it wholy satisfying sex wherein all of her fantassies and every possible want was fulfilled to the highest of peak of her imagination.

That should shut her up, right?
No. 90144 ID: b9af96

yeah but we should still mess with her head as much as we can
No. 90174 ID: fe0817

Can we peak into her mind to see his/her gender? Is it actually a she?
No. 90176 ID: 0dc17a

Lemmesee.. start touching her, than black her out, implant pleasurable memories -- might need to check her mind for fantasies to establish a proper feedback loop or something -- then wake her an hour later, tell what happened, and send her on her way?
No. 90184 ID: 5aa60d

"Sorry but i just finished satisfying two sisters, my little buddy is exhausted. I wont be doing any more sexing tonight."
Proceed to finger her.
"Doesn't mean i can't satisfy you too."
Afterward ask for her phone number and say that you'll call her when you aren't busy with misty and her sisters, so you can give her a real good dickings.

If you have any qualms think about it this way;
You are stuck with Steve, no matter what you do. But if you make Steve happy by doing shit for him hes more likely to let you roam free like this and keep you away from the poke-balls mindfucks.
And in the long run he might think you've changed and let you free.
No. 90239 ID: e0499d

grudginly oblige her, then mentally KO her. As long as she thinks she's gotten it, she shouldn't be suspicious.
No. 90291 ID: 9e9b47
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>>90134 >>90137 >>90143 >>90144 >>90174 >>90176 >>90184 >>90239

Ugh. I certainly don't want to touch her. I start to filter in a little sex. For this girl, sex comes easy. Her perceptions are clouded with lust. I really don't know how long humans usually have sexual intercourse, so I'll just leave that going the rest of the movie. To shut her up, whenever she's got some sort of sexual desire I'll just make her think Steve is doing it. She writhes around in the seat, one hand in her pants and the other grasping the seat firmly. I lean away so her feet don't touch me. Ugh. So much green hair.


Oh, the movie's about a love that's destined not to be. Kind of a cliche plot, but there you go.

Well. You know, now that I stop and think about it, I wonder if this was wise. Anything else I should do? Or just leave?
No. 90294 ID: 930195

You should just boot it. Get out of there. Are you hungry? Go get something to eat.
No. 90301 ID: 4aacd9

Don't overdo it, you might kill her by accident
No. 90313 ID: 5948f2

We should probably be there when it ends, just because she'd probably be very confused afterwards if we weren't. We'll walk her home and that will be that. a successful 'date'.

So dude... what do /you/ typicall do for fun? I mean... you give the vibe that this human stuff seems beneath you or something. What do you want to do?
No. 90318 ID: 276781

He probably doesn't do anything for fun. At least not recently. But hey, always willing to be proved wrong.
No. 90349 ID: e0499d

you see... when a man and a girl like each other...

anyway, once she's done orgasming, drop her off where she previously was. let her know that from this point "we're enemies". Then get back to steve and start having fun by using mental persuasion to turn off his fun.
No. 90351 ID: 43d730

>Turn off his fun
It might just be the cold medication, but for some reason I found this incredibly hilarious.
No. 90354 ID: 4553b2

Just leave her there. Get out of there, Mewtwo. Who cares what she thinks.
No. 90379 ID: 5a9e00

Agreed. Walking her home is the gentlmanly thing to do.
No. 90955 ID: 69a5a4

I fucking lol'd.
No. 91296 ID: 572086

As great as it would be to see Steve have to explain the sudden disaperance, I think it'd be a lot funnier to see Steve have to explain to / get rid of someone who thinks that he's the perfect man, both gentlemanly and a everything she could want in the sack. Treat her right proper, says I.
No. 91373 ID: 9e9b47
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>>90294 >>90354
>Don't walk her home
>>91296 >>90379 >>90349 >>90313
>Walk her home, or at least drop her off where you found her


Well, by the time the movie's over, I let up. Humans can take quite a lot of sex before death, so there's no worry about killing her. I decide to bring her back to the shoreline where I found her. She's a bit... groggy right now. I have to carry her over my shoulder for the short fly back. She's nearly unconscious, but I can keep hearing her mumble incoherently into my back.

Finally, I drop her down by the shoreline. I don't know if she's much in the state of mind to understand anything, but I tell her "Remember, we're enemies now." I hesitate for a moment. This... doesn't feel like I've quite accomplished what I wanted.

"Oh wow, Steve... wow..." she says, waving at me once as I turn to leave. She leans her head against the ground and closes her eyes. She falls asleep almost at once. I finally let the illusion drop.

Well. Hmm. For some reason I feel kind of dirty.


By the way, she's certainly got a vagina. I got a look at it. Human vaginas are officially hideous.
No. 91374 ID: 964033

Human ones? You've seen a vagina or penis that's not hideous?
No. 91381 ID: 572086

Fission Macomplished! Great job, dude!
No. 91422 ID: 7fd7ff

go back to steve and tell him of your accomplishment!
No. 91456 ID: fbcd90

Better! Tell him in the morning!
No. 91457 ID: 5a9e00

No need to give him the details, just tell him that the whole Tessa thing has been dealt with. Better tell him that Tessa did turn out to be a guy too, just so he won't feel like he made a huge mistake in not going himself.
No. 91600 ID: 0e08e8

The more awkward Steve's next encounter with Tess, the better.
No. 91861 ID: 7fd7ff

No. 93757 ID: 7fd7ff

i second swordfish
No. 93779 ID: 9e9b47
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Everything below the waist is kind of a mess, but there's a few genitals better built than humans, that's for sure.

>>91381 >>91422 >>91456 >>91457 >>91600 >>91861 >>93757

I'll tell Steve of this in the morning. No need to get too into the details. I'll just tell him the girl has been dealt with. For now, I have a night off. Though I must be back in the morning, for now I can do as I please. As I begin to fly off, I simply let my mind wander. It occurs to me, now that I have a few hours to myself, that I have no real interests to pursue. Besides thinking, of course. I'm not sure the swordfish thing would work either, he doesn't listen to instructions given by me. That's rather the point.

It's a good thing I don't require sleep. I'll make best use of this time.
No. 93800 ID: 7d87d9

There is a GIANT LUNATONE right behind you
No. 94224 ID: 930195


They always have something interesting to say.
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