Masturbate

Examine surroundings.

Wake up. Check for soap.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/09/27(Sun)22:48 No. 52882 ID: 9e9b47
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>>52848

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/09/27(Sun)22:52 No. 52886 ID: 9e9b47
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>>52850

Ahhhh. Steve gets up and checks his surroundings. He can see he's on the side of a mountain, overlooking a city. There looks to be a path not far from here.

>>52868

Soap? Steve checks his pockets for soap... He finds his pokedex, a repel, some... multicolored, decorative shell shaped hands soaps. RIGHT! There was that guy with the package and the thing! Good thing Steve still has these...

WHERE'S THE FUCKING PURPLE ONE? FFFFFFFFFFF-

Fine... fine... it's gone. Steve continue to check his pockets. There's also that weird stone and... a knife? Why is there a knife in Steve's pocket? No matter. What does matter is there's no smokes and no drinks. What now?

>>52886
No smoke? No drinks?

THIS IS HORRIBLE.

I see a city over there, make for it. You need your alcohol and your nicotine STAT.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/09/27(Sun)23:23 No. 52905 ID: 9e9b47
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>>52888

Hell yeah! Steve heads towards town. He's HUNGRY, and has a wealth level of MONEY AND STUFF. Where should he head first in the town?

>>52905
Hmm.
Let's see if there's a chinese joint that serves really spicy food.

And let out Spikesby, buy food for him too. He had real guts going against Mewtwo all-out like he did. Bro deserves some serious props.

You had 6 pokemon with you, so Mewtwo is in the PC and not lost forever into some crevice in the mountain, right? You didn't lose track of the most powerful pokemon in existence? Didn't waste that battle getting you and your pokemon near death? Wonderful. See how fire pokemon react to spicy food.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/09/28(Mon)13:19 No. 53115 ID: 9e9b47
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>>52907
>>52948

Steve decides to stop off and get some food first, and to reward Charmeleon for a good fight.

Once Steve gets to the restaurant, gets the food and lets out Charmeleon, the pokemon... stays unconscious. Steve tries to take the lizard up a few times, but in the end just slides his plate over and begins eating off it as well.

Mewtwo? That sounds familiar... Steve remembers capturing pokemon and watching the balls disappear, so he's sure he didn't leave any pokeballs behind.

Alright, where to now?

>>53115
Er... right. Save leftover Chinese.
Then go to Pokécentre. Gah. We are stupid.

... then reheat Chinese, give to Spike. :<

Tak him 2 da bar| pokemon center.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/10/01(Thu)12:27 No. 54980 ID: 9e9b47
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>>53116
>>53164

Steve packs up the remaining food and heads to the pokemon center. He hands over his pokemon to be healed.

Steve wonders what he should do next! He has a strange feeling there's something important he's overlooking. He figures that maybe he should go buy some alcohol, to make his memory better.

>>54980
What, you mean the Mewtwo in your PC? No boy, that psychopath is staying in a dusty corner of your PC like the bitch it is. Unless you're not MAN enough to take on Misty without it?

Get whiskey and smokes. You've got money.

Can't think of anything too important. After our pokaymans get healed up, let's check on their stats to see if they leveled up fighting mewtwo.

>>54980
Call Judy and Amber, advise them to bring flashlights or something into the Mt. Moon, there are holes in the ground, sinkholes and such.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/10/01(Thu)19:44 No. 55296 ID: 9e9b47
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>>54984

Mewtwo? Oh right, that stupid talking thing he caught. Why would Steve leave it behind? Steve takes Grimer and puts it in the PC. The pile of shit doesn't even listen to him. He won't use Mewtwo, but why leave a hyper-powerful thing just sitting somewhere when he's got another pokemon that won't even listen to orders? Steve guesses that the thing might not be very happy however, and he's sure most pokemon can't talk... well, kind of sure. Steve never payed attention much in class. Can pokemon talk? Eh, whatever. The point is Steve won't use it. It could be bad.

>>54985

Steve doesn't know what the numbers mean in his pokedex. Some of the pokemon know more attacks, so sure why not.

>>55002

Steve gives Amber a call, but all he gets is a voice mail. He leaves a message anyhow, asking Amber to call him back later.

So, off to the store to buy some booze. Steve's been horribly sober for at least 20 minutes.

>>55296
Mewtwo is kinda stuck up, he needs a drink or two.

>>55300
Nooo. Mewtwo does not need out for any reason whatsoever.

Actually, we have PINK THINGS on the PC we could replace Grimer with. Why don't we take a pink thing with us?

Nah, mewtwo is a very good backup plan.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/10/01(Thu)20:27 No. 55336 ID: 9e9b47
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>>55300
>>55302
>>55311

Steve ends up thinking twice about his decision to bring Mewtwo, but then concludes it's a good idea. He goes to the store, and buy three bottles of BEANY JIM'S WHISKEY, and 5 CIGARS. Steve has moved from MONEY AND STUFF down to HAS MONEY.

Once he gets out of the store, he summons Mewtwo.

There's a moment as the two just stare at each other. Mewtwo speaks first. "So, It appears I am the slave of an idiot."

Steve grins. "Hey, don't be like that buddy! I'm Steve. I'll call you Mewtwo. I hate nicknames."

"Joyous."

"Here, want a drink? I've got another bottle, you can take this one." Steve asks, proffering the bottle.

"I wouldn't ever drink alcohol unless I was forced to." Mewtwo snaps back.

Steve grins wider. "I order you to drink this then."

Mewtwo hesitates for a moment, and then reluctantly reaches out and takes the bottle. "Damn you, human."

"I also order that you call me Steve. Otherwise I'll just put your pokeball back in the PC. Don't worry, you only have to drink enough of that to get drunk."

Mewtwo scowls, but simply takes a silent swig out of the bottle. Alright, that seemed to go well! So, where to now then?

Is there a bar around here?

Excellent. Soon we shall transform the most powerful pokemon into existence into a surly alcoholic, with psychic attacks fueled by booze and misanthropy!
Nothing can go wrong with this plan.

>>55336
Taek him to da bar|

Go shopping with him just following you around. Ask him for advice on shit.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/10/01(Thu)22:43 No. 55540 ID: 9e9b47
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>>55340
>>55349
>>55347
>>55354

"So... so I was jusht like, ya got big titsh y'know? I mean, it had to come out shooner or later amirite?" Steve slurrs.

"Wow. It's like... I completely get you. I'm... feeling funny."

Steve is nice and hammered. Mewtwo can't sit up straight. What now?

Ask Mewtwo about himself. Why's he got such a bug up his ass?

Realize that if you can tame this pokemon, you'll have basically proven yourself as the best pokemon master ever.

>>55559
this. this so freaking much

>>55540
So, what was the deal with your anger earlier? I mean, I didn't want to fight you or fuck around with you, and you just attacked me. What gives?

Move a little bit closer. Hold Mewtwo's hand. Tell him you're feeling a bond between you and him.
Ask him how he feels.
Bring your face close to his. Touch shoulders.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/10/08(Thu)10:37 No. 60411 ID: 9e9b47
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>>55559
>>55638
>>55644

Steve gestures wildly as he gets closer to Mewtwo, spilling his drink. "Hey, whatcha got sucha bug up your assh for anyhow hmm? I mean, I jusht wanted to talk and shtuff."

Mewtwo takes a moment to collect his thoughts. He seems to have trouble focusing on the shotglass in his hand. "Well... humans made me this way. You are a human. It made sense at the time, though in hindsight I do admit I was not exactly thinking logically. Your mind... your mind is also full of dark thoughts. I admit I lashed out unnecessarily."

Steve completely missed most of that. "Well... ok then. Good to hear."

>>58691

Steve goes to take Mewtwo's hand... WAIT Steve is pretty sure Mewtwo isn't female. How did that thought get in there? Bad brain.

...mostly sure.

>>60411
Look at those shapely hips...

>>60411
Rrrright. Steve! You might wanna train up Cuddly Electric Sheepthing in the wild, before taking on Misty. Water-types and all.

>>60411
Aww dude that's gross, mewtwo's a pokemon. That's like bestiality.

Say "Hey, wanna go turn things upside down? You've got t-tellekineshish so you'll be good at it."

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/10/08(Thu)12:10 No. 60470 ID: 9e9b47
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>>60413

Yeah... Steve is just drunk enough that...

>>60418

No! That's fucked up! Steve'll drink some more and forget about this.

>>60414
>>60427

While Steve really wants to train Stupid-looking-thing, the chance to try out using a new super-powered pokemon is too great a lure. Steve and Mewtwo leave the bar, stumbling out of town.

Steve, shortly outside of town, comes across a pokemon of some kind or another. "Hey, wanna go turn that thing upshide down? You've got t-tellekineshish sho you'll be good at it."

Mewtwo grins, and then he concentrates as he glows with a faint purple haze. The pokemon... looks more confused than hurt. This... doesn't seem to be working for some reason. Mewtwo is still unsteady on his feet as he talks. It's obvious that it's taking a lot of effort to speak clearly. "I... it feels like my head is pounding... like it's full of stuffing.."

>>60470
Ask Mewtwo if it's the inebriation.

"Use your mind powers to transfer your head-stuffing to that thing!"

>>60506
SUPERPOWERS ACTIVATE

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/10/09(Fri)22:08 No. 61960 ID: 9e9b47
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>>60480
>>60506
>>60545

"Of course it's the alcohol!" Mewtwo yells back, and sits down with his head in his hands. He looks completely drunk as he tries to regain control. The pokemon they jumped runs away now that it's free.

"Can't you just... transfer the headache to it?" Steve asks.

"You don't know how biology works, do you?" Mewtwo asks dryly. Steve wonders what he means by that, but Mewtwo doesn't elaborate further. Well, time to train stupid-looking thing, or what?

>>61960
Train stupid thing! Lament the loss of your purple hand soap, and unleash your latent anger on the wild 'mon through Stupid Thing!

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/10/09(Fri)22:33 No. 61968 ID: 9e9b47
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>>61962

Steve leaves Mewtwo where he is for a moment and brings out Stupid-looking thing. Using the powerful lightning attacks, Steve takes revenge on the pokemon world! Take that, animal-things! This is the life.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/10/09(Fri)22:46 No. 61971 ID: 9e9b47
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>>61968

After Steve trains for about an hour, and Mewtwo can finally stand, Steve goes to cal Stupid-looking-thing, but it starts to glow after making the last pokemon faint!

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/10/09(Fri)22:49 No. 61974 ID: 9e9b47
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>>61971

Stupid-looking-thing evolved into fluffy-looking-thing!

>>61974
Wait I'm confused. is it MORE or LESS stupid looking now?

>>61974
Touch Flaafy inappropriately.

>>61974
Touch Flaafy appropriately. Fuzzy fluffy head.

>>61974
YOU MUST FIND OUT WHAT THE ORB ON THE TAIL FEELS LIKE.

Beyond that, call out Spike, Nidorino and Nidorina.

You now have four pokemon in their second form.

Tag team practice fight time.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/10/10(Sat)13:13 No. 62210 ID: 9e9b47
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>>62006

Still pretty stupid, but it's more fluffy than stupid-looking now.

>>62011
>>62012
>>62117

Steve has a fun time feeling the ball on fluffy-looking-thing's tail. It feels kind of staticy, and sends a tingling of electricity through Steve's body. Cool.

Steve lets out Slowpoke, Spike, Nidorino and Nidorina to fight while he feels the buzzing. Mewtwo is still sitting off to the side with his head in his hands. He seems to be getting better though.

Alright, so what's there to do next? Head back into town or what?

>>62210
Ask Mewtwo what he thinks of how the pokemon are fighting, given they don't have psychic powers like him. This is a talking pokemon, after all, might see if it can offer any advise.

Let them keep fighting a bit, Idyllically, Spike will become a Charizard before we fight Misty, so that we can beat a water gym with an overpowered fire pokemon.

The ultimate diss.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/10/10(Sat)23:39 No. 62890 ID: 9e9b47
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>>62214

Steve lets his pokemon battle it out. He sits down with Mewtwo, who seems to finally be getting ahold of himself a bit. He glares at Steve as he sits down.

"So...what do you think of the pokemon and their fighting? Pretty sweet, huh?" Steve asks.

"You... don't really know what you're doing, do you?" Mewtwo asks flatly after a moment of silence.

"Sure I do! Like... water's better than fire and all that. And I know about other stuff. Don't be a dick." Steve answers back.

"Your other pokemon are... competitive. It must be the way you raise them. Look at them. Fighting each other pointlessly." Steve can still smell the alcohol on Mewtwo's breath. He must still be plenty drunk. Steve's not quite sure what to say next.

>>62890
They're gaining valuable experience and reflex training. Plus, they're all learning how each other work.

They'll be that much more used to fighting against, say, a slowpoke; if it ever comes to that.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/10/11(Sun)16:06 No. 63182 ID: 9e9b47
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>>62896

Steve tells Mewtwo that he trains all his pokemon so they'll be better fighters, and learn how to work together!

"I think maybe I was not clear enough. I mean that they fight pointlessly because that is all they'll be doing for the rest of their lives. You don't have any true feelings for them. You just need them long enough to finish the task at hand. I wouldn't be surprised if you just completed your goals and put us all into a PC to rot. We live a depressing, pointless life, under the control of a drunk." Mewtwo practically snarls back.

Steve wasn't expecting this level of anger from the pokemon. Part of what he said are even pretty spot on. Steve doesn't know how he should respond.

>>63182
Promise that once we fulfill our goals, they'll be able to choose being released, or fighting alongside you until the day you die as a League Champ.

>>63184
You'd better mean it, too, cause he can read your damn mind.

>>63182

"Yeah, pretty much. I mean, the only reason I ever talk to you guys is because I don't have any real friends."

>>63182
"Well geeze.
I never thought about it like that.
You're fucking depressing, man.
Idunno, I mean, I try to be nice to them.
And they seem like they're having fun."

>>63184
>>63185
These sound like your telling him about a contract or deal that they'll earn there freedom even though they've done nothing to deserve enslavement.

I suggest bullshitting him with philosophy. "Why is fighting so pointless." or "Could you describe true feeling for me?"

>>63182
"Oh, so you're saying you'd rather have been caught by someone who'd use you to hurt people and Pokemon. Or perhaps one of those perverts who uses Pokemon... sexually?"

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/10/13(Tue)20:03 No. 64453 ID: 9e9b47
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>>63184
>>63185
>>63195
>>63194

Steve thinks about promising Mewtwo his freedom when he defeats the pokemon league. He reconsiders for a few reasons. For one, it feels a bit like that story he read as a kid, with the guy in the desert and the genie. Treating Mewtwo like that might be bad in the long run. Steve feels very uncomfortable in this area of conversation. He decides to lay it out plain. "Well geeze. I never thought about it like that. You're fucking depressing, man. I dunno, I mean, I try to be nice to them. And they seem like they're having fun. Why's fighting so pointless anyhow?"

Mewtwo takes a long moment before responding. "You humans built this world of capturing and training us. It's not pointless for you. It's pointless for us. We have no choice but to participate in your lust for prestige. Do you really care for any of your pokemon? If one were to die, would you really feel sad, or would you bury it and catch another. I'm sorry if I'm depressing but we're a commodity to you. Tools. Those balls warp our minds and take away our souls."

>>63204

Steve gets a bit angry at the tools comment. "Oh, so you're saying you'd rather have been caught by someone who'd use you to hurt people and Pokemon. Or perhaps one of those perverts who uses Pokemon... sexually?"

"I'd prefer to have never been caught in the first place." Mewtwo points out calmly. "And though it may sound crass, what would it matter if I was being used by you or a pervert or a psychopath? Either way I am now a tool. My thoughts on the matter will not change the purpose to which I am put. Tell me Steve... why do you train pokemon anyhow?"

"Well, I'm doing it to get revenge against those two little bastard kids!" Steve chimes back at once.

"No other reason?" Mewtwo asks evenly. The pokemon does not raise his eyes to each Steve's.

>>63187

Steve opens and closes his mouth for a moment. The urge to lie and say there's no other reason for his journey is fresh on his tongue, but it does. "I... don't really have any friends." Steve adds lamely.

The two sit in complete silence. Steve feels pretty weird right now. He kind of wants to drink more... but kinda not.

>>64453
your pokemon are family

Cry a bit.

>>64453
"Well shit, you grow up hearing all these stories about great pokemon trainers and how they work together with their pokemon as a team. But when you look at it that way... Damn, this whole mess of things doesn't look so right, y'know?"

>Damn, this whole mess of things doesn't look so right, y'know?

I know! I got it. We can get back at the other kids.

Not by being a better pokemon master.

By annihalating the whole pokemon league. Destroy the storage network. Destroy the pokeballs. End the gyms.

With Mewtwo my our side, we will shatter the dreams of the two asshole kids.

Dramatic sad face and give the biggest bro hug you've ever given in your life.

Drown your sorrows in alcohol, it's the best solution to everything!

>>64555

Yes, let's bring the system of abuse down. It's a pokerevolution.

>>64559
First order of business is tracking down that one thing from Orre that lets you steal balls.
And despite good reasons to the contrary, I think letting Mewtwo go would be bad: He's now immune to being captured, if we piss him off significantly we're stuck without a powerbase, and as a side note we should rig up a thing to let him go if we die.

>>64555

Yes! CRUSH THEIR DREAMS. CRUSH THEM HARD.

>>64453
Steve, I thought You didn't like being all mopey.

Here's what matters, above all else: You gave Spike the CHOICE to help you or not, and without hesitation he helped you.

And Mewtwo tried to KILL you, and here you are talking to him as an equal, despite your current position of dominance.

Maybe your quest to be pokemon master is a bit shallow, but does it really matter, if you meet new people, make friends with your pokemon and bang that chick with the huge tits?

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/10/16(Fri)02:45 No. 65263 ID: 9e9b47
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>>64515

Steve's not a giant pussy.

>>64503

That's... not true though. Steve's family consists of his brother Clive, sister Katrina, and his parents. Sure his pokemon are cool, but family?

>>64555
>>64559
>>64560
>>64566

That's a... big idea. Steve doesn't really know what he could do to bring down the whole system. There's police for that kind of stuff. Plus, the Pokemon League is a really prestigious thing. Steve's parents have battled the Elite Four. Plus plus, this guy Mewtwo, all said and done, WAS a douchebag that was gonna kill him before Steve got super lucky. Steve hasn't even considered letting the pokemon go.

>>64557

Steve drinks a bit for something to do.

>>64653

Yeah, why is Steve getting all down in the dumps anyhow? Spike seems to have a good time, all said and done, and this guy Mewtwo was a total dickface earlier. Plus Hope has some very nice tits.

>>64532

"Well shit, you grow up hearing all these stories about great pokemon trainers and how they work together with their pokemon as a team. But when you look at it that way... Damn, this whole mess of things doesn't look so right, y'know?" Steve asks.

"Well, there are two sides to e-" Mewtwo starts.

"But to be fair, YOU tried to fucking KILL me. And I was just trying to say hi, not even capture you. So, I also think that your opinion is kinda empty in that regard."

"I... you..." Mewtwo starts, seeming surprised at Steve's change of subject.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/10/16(Fri)02:54 No. 65264 ID: 9e9b47
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>>64556

Steve gives the biggest brohug of his life. Mewtwo completely tenses up. "I'll cool buddy. I forgive ya for tryin' to kill me. I know why you tried to do it. If you try shit like that again though I'm gonna bash your head open with a rock. We're partners now after all. We can't be trying to kill one another." Steve lets go and steps away.

"That's... you completely avoided the issue at hand!" Mewtwo complains, looking perplexed. "Isn't it wrong to imprison things when..."

"You're out to hurt people. Or were. That's why I'm keeping you. I'd be stupid to let you go, really. Complain all you want, you were still kinda a dick to me and I'm not gonna just let you go right away."

Mewtwo seems to have no response for that. Steve wonders if he should try asking Mewtwo more, or head back to town. The pokemon still won't meet Steve's eyes. It's as if it's thinking things over.

Now bro fist and pose with liquor. It will sate the Mewtwo and make him know his place.

Share the rest of the booze with Mewtwo, then initiate the breeding plan.

>>65264
Town tiem
also findout mewtwos moveset
see if you can teleport n shit

KISS MEWTWO

Totallynotsamefag!!V1AJL5LzHl 2009/10/17(Sat)00:55 No. 65556 ID: 704c80
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>>65352
what are you, queer?

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/10/17(Sat)13:36 No. 65686 ID: 9e9b47
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>>65352
>>65556
>>65266

Steve doesn't... what

>>65265

Steve puts his fist up. "Alright, it's settled then partner! Let's go kick some dicks in!"

Very grudgingly, Mewtwo holds up his fist to bump back. "I... ugh. Very well, but do you have to be so foul-mouthed about it?"

"I don't fucking know what you're talking about"

>>65281

Steve checks his pokedex. Mewtwo has the moves Psychic, Swift, Shadow Ball, Miracle Eye, Future Sight, Barrier and Amnesia. No mention of teleport here.

>>65686
How does the pokedex have data on a one-of-a-kind, secret experiment pokemon?

>>65693
the pokedex spontaneously generates information about pokemon simply by being in proximity to them. It is almost completely blank when you get it, and only by catching them all can it become a complete guide. Duh.

>>65686
See what else this boring book says about Freaky McFreakFreak here.

Then let's get our Pokémon together to kick Misty's ass. I recommend Flaffy and the two Nidorans. Spike's our bro, but he's at a significant disadvantage in this gym, so we'll let the two Nidos duke it out as to which one of them deserves to evolve first.

Mewtwo... can be our tactical advisor. Let's just let him follow us around, all Pokémon Yellow-like, and talk to us. Perhaps we can give him insight into how AWESOME the League is.

>>65686
whats those two blue/red and grey things near the grass there? some sort of pokemon?

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/10/19(Mon)22:14 No. 67132 ID: 9e9b47
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>>65693
>>65782
>>65883

Steve has no idea how the pokedex works. Oak talked lots of words at him once, but he just kinda zoned out. The pokedex says "A Pokémon whose genetic code was repeatedly recombined for research. It was created by a scientist after years of horrific gene-splicing and DNA-engineering experiments. It turned vicious as a result." Neat!

>>66825

There's nothing over there you double... hey. There is. Well look at that. What should Steve do about this thing?

>>67132

PUNCH IT IN THE NOSE.

IT SHALL BE MAGNETHEARST, AND IT WILL LOVE AND FOLLOW US TO THE END OF TIME.

>>67132
PUNCH IN SNOUT TO ESTABLISH SUPERIORITY.
THEN CAPTURE IT AND NAME IT MAGNETHEARST.
Seriously, a steel-type would be nice.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/10/19(Mon)23:11 No. 67164 ID: 9e9b47
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>>67133
>>67136

Punch it? The last time Steve joined in, bad things happened and something had to go to sleep. Plus, what's the point of having super powerful things unless you use them? "Mewtwo, attack it or something I'm gonna catch it and call it MAGNETHEARST!"

Mewtwo obliges, and Steve catches the thing in a pokeball! So, off to the gym then?

Cruise around for any sick loot first.

>>67164
Look up MAGNETHEART'S stats / moves / info.

Then make for the gym.

Begin a quest for an experience share, or experience all. Let's go kick some more gym ass and find some pokemon that don't suck so when we get rid of Mewtwo we aren't left with nothing but weak ass shit.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/10/20(Tue)09:41 No. 67237 ID: 9e9b47
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>>67170

There is no evidence of gold bars, dropped cash, gemeralds, or any other obvious swag.

>>67234

Steve doesn't know what an exp share is, but he'll be on the lookout! Also, why would he ever want to let Mewtwo go? Seriously.

>>67232

There's a buncha numbers, but it looks like MAGNETHEARST has the moves spark, thunder wave, supersonic and sonicboom. Cool.

Steve heads to the gym! Hell yeah time to kick some ass! Steve finds the building in short order, and kicks open the door! "Hey, whoever's in charge here, I'm here to get your badge and stuff!"

A girl around Steve's age walks out of the back. She looks like she was just about to go swimming in the pool here. She waves at Steve in greeting. "Hey there! I'm Misty, the leader of the Cereulean City Gym! Didn't know we'd be getting a challenger today, sorry I look unprofessional. Well, it's going to be 2 vs. 2 then. You about ready then, tough guy?" She grins playfully.

Alright, what should Steve do or send out first?

>>67237
Fluffy thing!

Have Mewtwo compliment her tits to catch her off guard, then kick her ass.

Flirt like you've never flirt before.

Flirt then send out fluffy-looking-thing and MAGNETHEARST.

steve HUG misty

>>67237
SEND OUT PENIS FIRST

>>67237
Flirt with her.

Then send out Magnethearst

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/10/20(Tue)15:43 No. 67389 ID: 9e9b47
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>>67291

Alright, Steve starts to whip out his... NO! Dammit that's the voice that always gets Steve in trouble.

>>67241

"Hey, Mewtwo." Steve whispers as they enter. "When I say the word 'swordfish' you tell that chick she's got nice tits."

"What?" Mewtwo whispers back, looking stunned. "Surely you can't..."

"I certainly do, and don't call me Shirley."

>>67239
>>67254
>>67340
>>67291
>>67272
>>67245

Steve grins as Mewtwo fumes. He decides to try flirting with the girl for a bit. "Well, I didn't know the gym leader here was such so cute. My name's Steve." Steve takes out fluffy-looking-thing's ball. He forgot to stop by the Pokecenter to pick up MANGETHEARST's pokeball though. Dammit.

Misty narrows her eyes a bit and puts her hands on her hips. "Oh really. You're just ANOTHER half-assed trainer coming here for a date. Hmm. I should have known." She seems a bit annoyed. Hmm. What should Steve say next? If he wants a shot at this he's gotta choose his words carefully.

>>67389
Is that a mustache, or are you blushing? :D

Forget your hormone pills?

SWORDFISH.

>>67391
>Swordfish

Save that for when the match has started.

>>67389
just battle her. show her you aint half assed! (even though you are)

Is that a challenge, or an offer? Tell you what, beautifull, if you win I get to take you out on a date. If I lose, not only will I let you slap me, but I'll do everything I can to stop other trainers from challenging you just to ask you out. Hows that sound?

>>67406
put a condition on that loss senario. say for like a week or something

>>67406
>>67419
If I win, date. If I lose, I do your bidding for a week, including keeping other creeps away.

I approve of this plan.

>>67389
Only use 'swordfish' as a last resort. Mewtwo clearly disapproves, and you don't want to be a jerk to him.

You know what the best way to keep creeps away from her is?
Dating her ourselves.

As soon as the fight starts say "Swordfish!"

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/10/23(Fri)00:58 No. 68844 ID: 9e9b47
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>>67394
>>67406
>>67419
>>67421
>>67445

Steve decides to go for broke. "Hey, I'm no run-of-the-mill guy! Tell you what, since you doubted me, here's the deal. If you win I'll make sure that nobody tries to hit on you for a week. You lose, and we have to go out on a date."

Misty noticeably blushes deeper, but also considers for a few moments. "You'd have to stay outside if you did that, of course." she adds, almost as if testing the waters.

Steve doesn't even consider the fact that he can lose. "Sure, whatever. Sounds good. You're cute when you blush."

Misty ignores the comment. "Psyduck, go!" she says as she releases some stupid-looking duck. Steve sends out fluffy-looking-thing in response. Fluffy looking thing knows Thundershock, Thunder Wave, Tackle, and Charge.

Mewtwo stands back from the arena a bit, looking concerned.

>>67391
>>67392
>>67729
>>67430

Should Steve yell "swordfish" right away? Or should Steve save it?

>>68844
Save it!

Also, open with Thundershock.

SWORDFISH!

Wait a bit. Lets try to win on our own first.

>>68844
Save it! That's a last resort.

>>68844
save swordfish for later
open with charge, then thundershock
after psyduck finishes convulsing hit her next poke with a Twave

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/10/24(Sat)19:51 No. 69241 ID: 9e9b47
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>>68851
>>68861
>>68868
>>68871
>>68883

Steve tells fluffy-looking-thing to use thundershock! The Psyduck makes a noise, but is no match for the assault. Steve doesn't even have to use Swordfish! Awesome!

Misty returns her pokemon. "Well, you got lucky the first round! Don't think you've won so easy!" She gets ready her second pokemon. Should Steve stay with fluffy-looking-thing? And should he use Swordfish asap?

SWORDFISH!

Keep our current combatant. Don't swordfish until we actually need it.

No, don't waste Swordfish. And if you want the date to go well you should hope you don't need it at all.

Stick with fluffy looking thing for now.

Save Swordfish for later, keep fluffy-looking-thing on the battlefield.

>>69241
thunderwave her plan in the face. unless its a quagsire.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/10/24(Sat)21:41 No. 69276 ID: 9e9b47
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>>69243

FUCK YEAH STEVE GETS READY TO YELL SWORDFISH

>>69245
>>69246
>>69248

Goddammit, Steve decides to wait.

>>69249

Fine, Steve tells fluffy-looking-thing to cast Thunderwave as Misty send out her next pokemon. "Starmie! Use Bubblebeam!"

Both pokemon fire their attacks. fluffy-looking-thing shocks Starmie, but Starmie manages to get off an attack as well, even though it doesn't seem to hurt much.

"Hey, where do you wanna go on our date anyhow?" Steve asks, resisting the urge to drink right here.

"I'll tell you IF you win! which I doubt! This has been dumb luck so far!" Misty shoots back.

SWORDFISH!

>>69276
i can't wait for him to get an amphy.

>>69276
Thunder shock. THUNDAR SHOOOCK

>>69276
Thundershock the Starmie. Swordfish is a last resort, so far Steve's doing great so don't use it.

>>69278
We don't need it, Fluffy Thing will win this no problem.

Use Swordfish. We don't need it to win the match, we got that shit. She just needs to know how nice her tits are.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/10/24(Sat)23:29 No. 69299 ID: 9e9b47
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>>69281
>>69285
>>69278
>>69294
>>69298

Steve decides not to yell Sword... oh fuck it.

"Swordfish" Steve whispers to Mewtwo.

Mewtwo's face contorts into an unreadable expression. He blushes. "Ma'am?" He yells, obviously hating every word. "You have a pair of very nice breasts."

Misty blushes a deep red. "What? I.... what? I..."

"Thundershock!" Steve commands, and fluffy-looking-thing takes care of Starmie. "Mewtwo, for shame!"

Mewtwo glares at Steve, but doesn't speak or stop blushing.

Misty sighs as Starmie is put out of commission. "Well... I suppose you won then. The Cascade Badge is yours. Guess you're not some random bastard then... alright fine you also won a date I guess. Pick me up in two hours. I have to finish up here before I can do anything."

Alright! What a win! Steve feels pretty damn awesome. What should Steve do now? Mess around until the date?

I'd say touch yourself in preparation for the date.

Fap in front of the gym. Try to make sure small children are watching.

Get Mewtwo to join you, you can go back-to-back so it isn't gay.

>>69301
Now that sounds like an idea, but do it behind a bush or something so you don't get arrested.

>>69299
you ideas are terrible

Spend time getting ready dood. This isn't just anyone. This is a /lady/. I mean, did you see the size of those pokeballs? Yowza. We'd best get classed up for this, hardcore.

>>69299
Steve: Categorize your Pokémon, both those on the PC and in party. IE: PARTY STATUS. We'd like to get MAGNETHEARST in our party. For great justice. Also, we were going to send some pink things to our friend, were we not?

Replace GRIMER with MAGNETHEARST for your party. Heal all pokemon at the pokemon center. Run around like an idiot for a while.

>>69313
Seconding swapping GRIMER and MAGNETHEARST. GRIMER is a worthless pile of worthless. MAGNETHEARST is automatically awesome by virtue of his name.

>>69313
>>69314
Grimer is already in the PC
current party list
Charmeleon
Slowpoke
Nidorino
Nidorina
Flaaffy
Mewtwo
i think the current party list is fine.
we cant leave our starter to rot in the PC
we need slowpoke for diversity
nidorino and nidorina want to become more powerful than the other so they should be leveling up quickly
flaaffy is win
and fuck yeah mewtwo

do we have enough money to pay for the date? we should head up nugget bridge and pwn some newbs for money

>>69324
Agreed. If we want to score tonight we'll need teh mad cash.

>>69324
This. We need DATE MONEY.

Pwn noobs on the bridge, alternating between Nidorino and Nidorina for each fight. Tell them you're keeping track of how well they do, then sit back and sip lemonade.

IT SHOULD BE CAKEWALK.

Put on a BISHOUNEN WIG for your date with Misty.

Chicks dig guys who sparkle.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/10/25(Sun)18:51 No. 69527 ID: 9e9b47
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>>69300
>>69301
>>69305

Steve goes off and find a convenient bush to hide behind to rub one out real quick. Better to get the easy one out now.

>>69307

No, ed8d8a, you are the terrible ideas.

>>69308

You're right! Steve should totally get ready for this date later! This ain't any average chick! She's a Gym Leader and shit!

>>69309
>>69313
>>69314

The pokemon in the computer at the moment are MAGNETHEARSE, Clefairy, Clefable and Grimer. >>69323 has a good list of the pokemon in the party. Steve will think a bit before deciding who he should switch out.

>>69324
>>69339
>>69368

Steve finds a sign leading north to "Nugget Bridge." He follows it, and finds a bridge with five kids standing to the left and right.

"Hold it right there, mister! This is Nugget Bridge! If you beat all five of us, you get a gold nugget! Do you think you're ready for five trainers in a ROW? Go, Oddish!" the kid says, releasing his pokemon.

Steve considers the thing for a second. "Do you even HAVE six pokemon, kid?"

The kid thinks it over. "No, I have two, why?"

"You have two pokemon and one of them is that retarded circle on legs? Geez you little bastards need to get out and capture some more pokemon. It's not even gonna be hard to get this nugget! This date's gonna be the best ever! Go, Nidorina! Beat that stupid looking pokemon up!" Steve commands, and both pokemon rush the frowning kid's little walking weed. They make short order of it and continue on. This is gonna be awesome!

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/10/25(Sun)18:54 No. 69528 ID: 9e9b47
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>>69395

Oh if only. Well, looks like Nidorino and Nidorina have nearly cleared up the trash pokemon. What should Steve do now? It's about an hour until he's gotta go meet up with Misty, and one of the crying kids that ran off gave Steve a gold nugget before Steve tripped him and laughed.

>>69528
Make sure to show misty your penis.

>>69528
Let's go see that guy BILL. He's always giving out random pokémon to snot-nosed kids for NO DAMN REASON. Certainly he'll give us one.

>>69531
An Eevee would be nice.

>>69528
heal up your pokes at the pokecenter
chill with mewtwo for a bit
and dont show misty your penis unless she wants it

>>69531
This, we still have some time to kill, and if you show up to a date too early it makes you seem overeager anyway.

>>69530
AFTER dinner.

>>69528
Check out Cerulean some more. You only have an hour, and Bill's house isn't even close to Nugget Bridge. I doubt Steve would make it in a hour, especially that there's lots of trainers on route 25.

So yeah, retreat to Cerulean and check out Bill's house later.

Make sure to sell the nugget. Wouldn't want to show up trying to pay a bill with a big rock, would we?

Have Steve change into a different shirt. (Temporarily, of course.)

>>69804
Hell no. Our shirt is SWEET. I don't care if we haven't washed it in days! ... just cover up the smell with cologne.

Buy COLOGNE from DATE MONEY.

We should totally get a hat with a symbol like our shirt on it. I hear gym leaders love stuff like that. And what are the odds she has some sort of tragic backstory about adventuring around and eventually being left behind by someone wearing that hat, huh?

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/10/27(Tue)20:30 No. 69980 ID: 9e9b47
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>>69531
>>69534
>>69552
>>69539

Steve has no idea who Bill even is. He's not gonna go walk around looking for some dude he's never heard about.

>>69552
>>69585

Steve decides to head down into town and sell the nugget. It's not like he can pay for dinner with a rock anyhow. Steve gets a fair chunk of cash, bringing his wealth level up to STEVE HAS QUITE ENOUGH MONEY.

>>69535

Steve decides to go heal his pokemon and rest a bit. While he waits for the rest of his pokemon to be healed, he decides to strike up a conversation with Mewtwo. "So, looking good for tonight, eh?"

Mewtwo wrinkles his nose and considers. "Really? You're ready NOW?"

Steve gets the idea that Mewtwo thinks a bit disparagingly of his looks. "What, something wrong?"

"Well, for one, you've worn that shirt since I've known you. You do stink a bit of sweat and alcohol. Have you even bathed in days?"

Steve sniffs his underarm experimentally. Wow. He does kind of smell like a dead Pokemon. "Fine... maybe you're right. I'll get washed."

"I'd recommend changed, too." Mewtwo says simply. "That shirt is not very flattering."

"Fuck you, genetic experiment." Steve says nastily, though he thinks Mewtwo has a point.

Holy shit it's the moment you've all been waiting for GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/10/27(Tue)20:32 No. 69981 ID: 9e9b47
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>>69804
>>69869

SHOULD Steve change his shirt? He has more clothes in the PC... hmm.

In b4 night of 1,000,000 Steves

>>69981
Go as you are.

Suggestion 2009/10/27(Tue)20:44 No. 69988 ID: 4553b2
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>>69981

Suggestion 2009/10/27(Tue)20:56 No. 69991 ID: 4553b2
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So comfy and easy to wear~

Player_1!Rz/Y0CctII 2009/10/27(Tue)20:58 No. 69992 ID: 9c02db
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>>69981
this

Suggestion 2009/10/27(Tue)21:03 No. 69998 ID: bd36a1
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>>69981
I'm sure this was going to happen eventually

Suggestion 2009/10/27(Tue)21:11 No. 70004 ID: 7452df
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wear some stately robes

>>69992
forgot to cape
add in a manly cape to that shit dawg

Test Pattern 2009/10/27(Tue)21:44 No. 70010 ID: 7eda8b
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And the Lord God said, Behold, the man is become as one of us, to know good and evil: and now, lest he put forth his hand, and take also of the tree of life, and eat, and live for ever.

>>70010
That outfit... it's beautiful.

>>69981
inb4Ste- Waitaminute.
inb4gimpsuit, then.

I can't draw. Somebody modify his current shirt into a suit.

Test Pattern 2009/10/27(Tue)21:49 No. 70014 ID: 7eda8b
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Oops, forgot my hat.

Suggestion 2009/10/27(Tue)22:40 No. 70022 ID: 12f282
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oh god how did this get here i am not good with computer

Player_1!Rz/Y0CctII 2009/10/28(Wed)22:35 No. 70151 ID: 9c02db
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BatSteve v2
now with cape, abs, and BULGE

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/10/30(Fri)21:53 No. 70638 ID: 9e9b47
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Thanks for the ideas, guys! Based purely on your suggestions alone, Steve will put together a swanky new outfit! He goes to the PC, pulls out some clothes and goes to town! Take that, stinky old clothes! (Steve also takes a shower somewhere in this time, just roll with it.)

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/10/30(Fri)21:55 No. 70640 ID: 9e9b47
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>>70638

Bask in the wonder of Steve's new getup, based solely on what was suggested. Oh yeah. Pretty goddamn amazing.

So, should Steve head right on over? any last minute preparations Steve needs to make?

>>70640
Afro wig.

>>70640
Needs a utility belt with flashbangs.


...No, not really.

>>70640
Just gotta say, that purple? Fabulous~.

Oh yeah baby.

pop some sick shades on that bad boy and you, my friend, are set.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/10/30(Fri)22:55 No. 70691 ID: 9e9b47
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>>70644
>>70650

Steve has neither of these, though he wishes he did every day.

>>70656

Thank you. Steve thinks your typing is rather dashing as well.

>>70659

Steve left those at home. Curses!

Guess there's nothing else. Without any warning, Steve returns Mewtwo. Wouldn't do any good to seem like the creepy guy who lets his pokemon watch during sex or something. Steve heads down to the Gym, hesitates for a moment, then knocks on the door.

After a few minutes, the doors open. Misty is there, except she's wearing a flowing red dress. She seems a bit embarrassed. "Oh, hello! You're right on time. Um... this was one of the only dresses I had. Sorry if I seem overdressed."

"That's fine. You look very cute!" Steve chimes in, who has never felt overdressed.

She blushes a bit. "Thanks. Well, where are you thinking about going?"

Oh fuck, Steve has no idea of what to do here. Um... he can only think of three things off the top of his head.

A) Fancy Restaurant. Steve saw one earlier, and he DID just get some cash.
B) Movie Theater. Steve also saw one of those, though he doesn't know any movies playing.
C) Ask her. She does live here and stuff, maybe she has a better idea.

What should Steve suggest?

>>70691
Hmm, fancy restaraunt on the first date is a bit creepy. Ask her if there are any recent movies she's excited about seeing.

>>70691
Ask her. That's normally a faux pas with shy, indecisive girls, but Misty is a spunky tomboy. She knows what she wants.

Say you're new in town, you don't know what's good. Rather than risking flopping the date, have her pick out something.

>>70691
You returned MewTwo? Come on.

A) Chicks dig power, and you control the strongest pokemon.

B) Mewtwo can use his telekinetic powers to do kinky shit and blame it on the wind or something, why on earth wouldn't you want him to be your wingman?

Fancy resturaunt.

Have Mewtwo sit at an adjacent table with a mustache, monocle and top hat so that she doesn't recognize him, then have him, being your best buddy and all, make sure the night goes perfect.

Maybe you can promise him some Ditto Time at the Day Care if he does especially well.

>>70691
Find a boat. Both get inside. Have Mewtwo use psychic to fly you guys around in it while you do pushups and she watches. Have Mewtwo use his mind to help with the pushups.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/10/31(Sat)20:31 No. 71091 ID: ae338a
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>>70821

What?

>>70699
>>70692

Steve decides not to try the restaurant. While the Mewtwo idea is good, there's no CLEVER DISGUISE for Mewtwo, nor does Steve have enough SEMBLANCE SHARDS to fill his CONCEALMENT CAISSON for him to preform a FLASH FACADE special move.

>>70693

Steve decides to ask Misty her opinion. "So, is there a movie you want to see? Or is there someplace else you'd rather go? I'm not from around here."

Misty seems pleased to be asked. "Sure, there's this cove north of town. I love to go and watch the stars and water at night. I guess it's not the most exciting thing. That sound ok with you?"

Steve actually thinks it sounds kinda lame, but doesn't wanna seem like a dickhole now. "Sure, sounds great!"

The two travel north of town. Misty leads the two of them to a secluded area overlooking the water. After some initial smalltalk, Misty turns to Steve and asks a serious question. "So, that pokemon you had that... um... commented on me. I've never seen one like that before. How can he talk? Do you just let him roam outside of the pokeball like that?"

(The date's only gonna last a certain amount of time. Steve only has a few panels to impress Misty. It may be a good idea to suggest topics of conversation for him to begin as well as answers.)

>>71091
"Well, can't you understand what your pokemon are saying? He's just a really powerful psychic one, so he can talk to me directly. I mean, every trainer considers their pokemon their friends more than their pets, right? It's kind of like that with him and me. Doubly so since he's so smart."

Chicks dig the "We care about animals" angle you know.

Ask her what she does when she's not sitting around the gym waiting for asshole trainers to fight her for their badge.

Stick yer dick in her.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/11/01(Sun)11:23 No. 71238 ID: 25fafb
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>>71104

"Well, can't you understand what your pokemon are saying? He's just a really powerful psychic one, so he can talk to me directly. I mean, every trainer considers their pokemon their friends more than their pets, right? It's kind of like that with him and me. Doubly so since he's so smart." Steve says, sure that he's shown what a considerate guy he is.

"Well, I can't really understand my pokemon, no. I'm glad you see your pokemon as friends though. Being a Gym Leader, it makes you despair when some people only use their pokemon for battle." Misty says, then sighs and looks out over the water for a moment, as if thinking about something.

>>71113

"So, what do you do when you're not sitting at the Gym, waiting for random assholes to challenge you for the badge anyhow?" Steve asks after a moment. He leans back and shuts his mouth, because questions like this usually get girls talking a whole bunch.

"Well, I do a lot of swimming. It helps me connect with my water pokemon better. I was thinking about maybe joining a team, I'm good at the 50 meter swim..." Misty drones on. Steve keeps a politely interested look on his face, while thinking how nice it'd be if he could have a drink right now. Misty seems to be getting a little more comfortable in Steve's presence. The atmosphere has lightened up a bit.

Uh-oh, looks like she's getting to the end of her hobbies.

>>71238
"Well where do you like to go swimming? I haven't been swimming in some time."

If we go to her favorite watering hole we might be able to see a bit more skin, and maybe be a big hero and save some beached wailords.

>>71238
Steve, take it from a seasoned dating professional. Now is the perfect time to yell out in a slightly confused way "I LIEK BOOBS", with the spelling error included.

Stick.
Yer.
Dick.
In.
Her.

>>71239
I am all for this.

>>71238
Point out that Magikarp down there!

>>71264
fuck the date its time to catch us a mother fucking magikrap

Okay dude, here's the plan:

Get that magikarp. Forget the girl, she's not going to do anything for you and you need to get an awesome team ready for when Triangle-face shows up.

So we get the magikarp and train it hardcore until we have a dragon.

Don't you want a dragon?

Dragons are awesome. You could have one.

>>71238
Impress her by getting that magikarp.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/11/02(Mon)01:07 No. 71548 ID: 9e9b47
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>>71251

Steve's gotta wait for an opening! It won't do to just go stabbin' away!

>>71239 >>71252 >>71250

Steve considers screaming incoherently about how much he enjoys Misty's breasts, but instead opts for delving deeper into the swimming thing. "Hey, what's your favorite place to swim at, anyhow? I haven't been in a while."

Misty seems to consider the question before answering. "Well, maybe I shouldn't show you. What if you're not at home around water?"

>>71264 >>71275 >>71535 >>71538

Steve, spotting some derpy fish thing in the water, tosses out a pokeball and catches it. "I know my way around water." he says, catching the fish in a sufficiently awesome way. Steve's sure he made her 'wet.' Haha, Steve's fuckin' great at this pun stuff.

Seeming impressed at the display, Misty takes Steve's proffered hand. "Oh... sure! It sounds like fun." She's grinning as Steve helps her to her feet. Sweet!

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/11/02(Mon)08:54 No. 71584 ID: 9e9b47
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>>71548

"So, what is this place anyhow?" Steve asks, very pleased about how the evening's going so far.

"Just a little secluded area outside of town. I hope you don't mind, I wore a bathing suit under this... I tend to do that a lot." Misty smiles bashfully.

"That's perfectly fine." Steve says with all seriousness.

"Do you have a suit you could wear?"

"I... think I'll manage." Steve is already wondering if he could just simply pull off skinny dipping. The chick does seem in the mood...

GET THAT VOLTORB!

>>71584
Ignore the voltorb... for now

>>71584
screw the voltorb we have fluffy-looking-thing
time to do some fucking swimming
also... we better know how to swim

>>71586

First, nonchalantly catch Voltorb. Super fast electric pokemon? Hoh-yeah!

Start out with boxers when you you are jumping in, then 'pretend' they came off when you jump in. Ask her to help you look for them once she catches on your naked. If confronted on why you didn't say anything the moment it happened, it's because you didn't want personal misfortune to ruin the date.

Don't do skinny dipping. Swim in your shorts or underwear, whichever sounds better.

If she's in the mood she'll say you don't have to wear your shorts or something.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/11/02(Mon)09:49 No. 71597 ID: 9e9b47
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>>71585 >>71586 >>71587 >>71590 >>71596

Yeah Steve'll get that whatever you were saying and... hey why is it glowing? What does it mean when OH FUCKING FUCK.

Steve's body reacts faster than his slow brain. He runs away at once, scooping Misty up as he books it in the opposite direction. (Steve also gets a nice feel of her ass. Score!) Misty begins to complain, but the "KOOM" of the explosion cuts her off. Steve is thrown off his feet.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/11/02(Mon)09:52 No. 71598 ID: 9e9b47
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>>71597

Steve groggily gets up off the ground. Misty is lying on the ground in front of him. She's groaning too, and Steve thanks his lucky stars he's alive. "Are you alright?" Steve manages to ask. His own voice sounds quiet in his ears.

"I'm... fine." Misty says. She begins to move. "You saved me! What was that?"

As if in answer to her question, there's a sudden giggling laughter from the tall grass. What should Steve do now?

>>71598
kill whatever giggled

>>71598
Find the snarky little shit of a trainer hiding in the grass get your rape face on.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/11/02(Mon)10:44 No. 71619 ID: 9e9b47
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>>71599
>>71600

Steve turns around in anger to see... another girl around his age? She's standing a little ways away and holds a pokeball casually.

The girl smiles. "Can't blame a girl for trying, can ya? You beat all my lackeys there at Nugget Bridge, little pastey white boy. No wonder the boss has his eye on you. Well, sorry to mess up your date with your lady fair right there, but I'm going to need all of your pokemon right now. The name's Tessa, by the way. You can tell me yours too if you'd like." She smiles at Steve as if she's making a move on him or something. It's weirding him out.

>>71619
Ask Misty if she wants to participate in a Double Battle.

>>71619
She tried to assassinate you two with an EXPLODING VOLTORB.

If she's not gonna play by the rules, we aren't either. Tell Misty we're double-teaming this skank.

>>71619
No this bitch didn't just ruin our chance to get into the hot Water Gym girl's spandex.

Call out Mewtwo and have him PSYCHIC her Pokeballs away from her.

>>71619
NO MERCY
use mewtwo to remove her pokeballs from her person then tie her up in a tree somehwere

>>71619
Let mewtwo out and tell him he can do whatever with her.

or just have mewtwo fling her into the hillside.

>>71627
Okay, I'm downvotin' Mewtwo. Seriously, guys? Are we just gonna use Mewtwo to sweep everything away and forget about our bro Spike? We're better than that. Come on.

let's use charmander to fuck her up with

>>71629
>>71632
Ha ha are you guys fucking serious?
Oh yes, let's just beat the piss out of a woman in front of our date.
Still voting having Mewtwo taking the rest of her pokeballs away.
The tying her up idea sounds good too.

BAAAAATTLE!

Go Spike! The power of our broness will pierce through even the toughest armor, your flame is the flame that will burn everything to ashes!

>>71636

Ash did it every day.

>>52845
Agree to fight.
Turn to your date, apologise for the interruption.

Ask Misty if she wants to double battle the bitch. Sounds like a fun time.

Send out Nidoran Team! They haven't had any time in the limelight yet.

>>71619
No need to be rude, tell her your name. Decline the offer of theft, though.

We'll base your decision on which pokemon we send out on what pokemon she sends out. Let MewTwo out of his ball, but don't have him actually lead the fight.

... It occurs to me that using multiple pokemon simultaneously might be a viable option here. After all, she has six balls, looks like, and that could get tedious. Remember, every moment we spend defeating this bitch is ruining the mood for Misty.

We need to use Spike. He's supposed to be our boy, but we haven't used him in forever.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/11/04(Wed)21:57 No. 72676 ID: 9e9b47
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>>71640 >>72328 >>71622 >>72410 >>72296 >>71637 >>71632 >>71631 >>71627

Steve decides to let out Spike, the Nidorans and Mewtwo. Might as well beat this bitch completely. "My name is Steve, you date-wrecking cunt! I'm gonna knock six kinds of shit outta you!"

"Oh-HO!" Tessa says, not dropping her smile for a moment. "Looks like I'm outgunned! Whatever shall I do?"

>>71620 >>71621 >>71642

"Hey, what do you say we team up on this chick?" Steve asks over his shoulder.

"I think I'm going to have my hands full over here." Misty responds. Steve looks behind him long enough to see two Team Rocket members, quickly closing the distance. "You take care of that bitch."

"Can do!" Steve promises. He turns back to Tessa, who's patiently smiling back. "I'm gonna wipe the floor with you. You don't even have any pokemon ready!"

"Well, it would have been really stupid of me to jump you without a plan, right?" She asks, smiling.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/11/04(Wed)22:03 No. 72681 ID: 9e9b47
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>>72676

"Mewtwo, grab her pokeballs!" Steve yells, trying to forestall any actions. He's a bit too late, however, as a lot happens at once.

Two black blurs hit Mewtwo, knocking the pokemon's concentration off. Steve can just make out the two ambushing pokemon. A huge, gloopy purple thing oozes out of the tall grass and in front of the Nidorans, and Tessa releases another slug-like pokemon to block Spike's path. "I'm quite ready for you, Stevey!" Tessa coos. She licks her lips slowly. "Show me how good a trainer you are!" Steve's not sure, but he thinks she's breathing a bit heavier, and Tessa's cheeks are suddenly flushed pink.

Geez this chick is weird. What should Steve do now?

>>72676
Ask Mewtwo to help misty, and fight the girl with your own team.

Wait, have Mewtwo just keep an eye on both of you, and help either as needed. Don't treat him like a crutch, treat him like the obviously capable individual he is, and only ask him to help you when it is clear that his intervention is truly necessary. Should be more acceptable to him, I think. And it's a more bro thing to do.

And you get to show off with a safety net.

>>72681
DICK, I choose you!

Use PENETRATION on ROCKET BABE TESSA!

IT'S SUPER-EFFECTIVE!

Liam 2009/11/04(Wed)22:10 No. 72687 ID: f8dcc1
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>>72681

>>72684
This obviously means pulling out the whole team.

...Summon Fluffy Looking Thing and Slowpoke. This is going to be a war zone.

Spike, use Slash on Magcargo!

Nidorans, use double kick!

>>72681
Sic SPIKE on her MUK, because that thing he's currently facing is doubly strong against fire attacks.

Sic NIDORANS on the two dark-types.

Sic SLOWPOKE on MAGMA THING because it is hella weak to water.

Ask Mewtwo two monitor the two sides of the fight and intervene as he sees fit.

WERE DOING THIS GUYS
WERE GONNA MAKE THIS HAPEN

>>72692
This, more or less.
The nidorino and nidorina should have double kick, and will destroy the wevile. Also have mewtwo hit muk with a psychic.

>>72751
If you want to double up, Spike can hit the Sneasel while Stupid-Looking Thing can hit the Murkrow.

>>72681
Ditch that bitch misty and ask the rocket chick out for a date

>>72681
Rough up the rocket chick first though.

>>72962
Why would we do that? Misty clearly has the bigger tits.

>>73054
But she's a ginger. And clearly a dyke.

>>73060
Gingers are awesome, shut up.

>>73060
Dykes are awesome, shut up.

misty has better tits, go with her

>>73152
Go with the tits. Also, not evil. But mostly tits.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/11/06(Fri)20:54 No. 73383 ID: 9e9b47
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>>72684 >>72692 >>72688 >>72754 >>72751 >>72689

Steve tells Mewtwo to make sure Misty's alright. He also gives a lot of other directions to his pokemon, until all them are attacking each other. Neat. Steve keeps Fluffy-Looking-Thing on him in case shit gets serious.

>>72687

It keeps happening

>>72685 >>72962 >>73054 >>73060 >>73065 >>73066

Steve has a moment of consideration as he looks over this new girl. She looks really into the Pokemon battle. Like, really into the Pokemon battle. True, she does have smaller tits than Misty. He's not sure how well hitting on your opponent goes though.

>>72966

There's an idea. She looks kind of busy right now. How should Steve proceed?

>>73383
To make the story simple, just rape her.

>>73390
You can't rape the willing. I mean, look at what she's doing.

>>73390

I don't think rape will help in this situation.

Maybe you should just talk to that strange lady. Why she's doing this or something.

>>73392
what are you...
Rape ALWAYS helps.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/11/06(Fri)22:38 No. 73425 ID: 9e9b47
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>>73390 >>73391 >>73413

What, just like... walk up and stick his dick inside her? Steve's not sure how well that would go down all around.

>>73392

Steve'll try some more talking, he guesses. "So, why'd you get into the whole life of crime thing anyhow you crazy whore?"

"Well, really I just like doing what I want when I want. Team Rocket kinda just lets me do that all the time. I'm so glad you're taking the time to get to know me Steve!" Tessa coos in reply. "I wanna know more about you too. Tell me something about you." She seems oblivious to the battle going on around them now.

>>73425
Oh come on, quit hitting on her. Misty's right nearby anyway.

Just beat the crap out of her mon

FOCUS, man!

Screw talking, just hit her in the face.


... Though with how strange she is, she might like it.

Slap her mouth and tell her that's not cool.

>>73425
Assuming they win, time it so that your pokemon are just finishing off hers, and say "Well, I like distracting my opponent so I can win." or something.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/11/07(Sat)13:27 No. 73678 ID: 9e9b47
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>>73444 >>73449 >>73469

"I don't mind popping some stupid datewrecking bitch in the mouth, that's one thing about me!" Steve says, and rushes forward. The girl looks completely unprepared for it, and Steve gets a good clean punch right across her face.

>>73476

"Oh, I use my pokemon to... distract and stuff." Steve says lamely as Tessa falls on her butt.

>>73678
Apologise to your date for the interruption.
Prop the Rocket against a tree or something and move on, or call in the police or whatever.

>>73678
Continue punching. Also kick her in the groin.

Kick her in the twat

>>73678
Rape her.

>>73678
I have no idea how Misty will react to you hitting a girl. Apologize for the interruption, and call the cops or something?

>>73678
I take that back. Ask the rocket to stop robbing you and to go see a movie with you.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/11/07(Sat)22:32 No. 74174 ID: 9e9b47
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>>73696 >>73697 >>73731

Steve holds off on kicking her square in the pelvis. Misty might get the wrong idea. He goes for shouting at her instead. "Yeah that thats you crazy chick! That's for trying to fucking KILL me!"

>>73683

Misty's still busy fighting the two Rockets. It looks like Mewtwo's got her back covered.

>>73722 >>74137

While Steve's trying to decide what to do, Tessa props herself up and grins. "I wasn't sure you had it in you! You certainly do love to take charge though, don't you? You don't mind taking it rough. I love that. My blood is just pumping! I've got a secret to tell you though, Steve. Are you ready?"

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/11/07(Sat)22:34 No. 74178 ID: 9e9b47
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>>74174

"I use MY pokemon to distract people too!"

Oh god what the fuck just happened to her face?

Fucking Ditto!

Check on Misty, she might be in danger. quickquickquick!

Try to kick the ditto into the lake before it can do something else.

>>74178
...shit

>>74178
That Rocket's a spy!

>>74178
D: That was a fucking ditto?! Grab it quickly to see what it feels like and go help misty.