>>90026
sure, what could go wrong

>>90026
Yes, make her think you're Steve.

Only with an obnoxiously tiny manhood.

Tight pants and a tiny coin purse. DO IT!

>>90026
Show up, make her think you're Steve, take her to the carnival nearby and have a fun night out. :D Maybe win her some prizes and a goldfish.

Go with the Carnival idea.

>>90032
This. This is the best plan.

>>90032
Agreed.

>>90032
i think we are all going with bruce on this one

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/12/10(Thu)21:07 No. 90085 ID: 9e9b47
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>>90029 >>90031 >>90032 >>90054 >>90055 >>90067 >>90068

Alright. I don't know if there's a carnival around, but I suppose I could go and take her to go do something. I land a ways away and walk up to Tessa, who it sitting on the ground with her arms around her knees. She looks confused for a moment as she looks at me. It takes a fair amount of effort on my part, convincing her that I'm Steve with slow but steady telepathic suggestions. The human mind is easier to fool than humans think, but still I'm not sure if I could use my psychic powers to their fullest extent like this.

"Steve?" She asks uncertainly for a moment, and then shakes her head. "I didn't think you'd come! That was quick. Did you get to finish up with the girl or what?"

Ok, ok. Just act like you're the center of the universe. "Yeah, we... plowed and stuff. I got my rocks off and decided to see what you wanted. If it's nothing good I was thinking about just going to sleep." I say, in an offhanded tone. The goal is to try and indicate in every statement that Steve would rather be doing something else. Logically, this will drive the woman away once she realizes how hopeless of a man Steve is. If she leaves of her own accord, it'll make it easier.

Tessa seems taken aback. "Well... I was kinda... I thought you wanted to fuck!" She is clearly baffled.

"Maybe later. I wanna go do something first. Too much of a good thing in a row, you know? Anything we can do around here, a carnival or something? I dunno, whatever." I say, wildly roleplaying now. This is kind of fun.

Tessa bites her bottom lip a moment before responding. "Well, there's no carnival... but I guess there's a movie theater? Or a bar I know. Not a lot to do around here." She sounds disappointed, but I'm a bit annoyed to see a strange smile on her face.

OK the goal of this is to make Steve's life as difficult as possible. Grope her tit in the theater.

>>90086
fuck year

>>90085
Take that bitch to the movies. Bitches love movies. Go see Pokemon the first movie if it's showing. It'd be cool to see it with her because you stared in it. She thinks you're Steve though so it's all good.

>>90086
Also, this...

Take her to a porno movie.

>>90096
No wait.

Take her to a gay bar.

To a gay-bar. Gay-bar. Gay bar.

Take her to something girly and romantic. I mean... not that you would be able to distinguish the girly, romantic movies from any other sort of movies, but still.

>>90103
Alternativly this. I'm still convinced she's totally a dude.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/12/10(Thu)22:51 No. 90132 ID: 9e9b47
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>>90091 >>90096 >>90123

Tessa bring me through town, and to a small movie theater at the edge of town. The guy behind the ticket counter doesn't ask for money or anything. Doesn't even look up.

We sit down in the movie. I'm waiting this girl out at this point, but she seems perfectly happy to sit in silence. We're the only ones here. Eventually the lights go down, and the film begins to run. I pay attention for lack of something else to do. This is incredibly boring.

>>90086 >>90094

I told you, I have no desire to... wait, is she touching me?

"So. It's just us here. You want a blowjob?" She asks bluntly.

My mind freezes up for a moment. "I certainly do NOT want a blowjob from you." I say quickly.

"Well I suppose if you want to fuck right here that's alright with me..."

Dammit. She's not getting it at all.

>>90132
Man, Steve could've been fucking some crazy rocket bitch ass. Mewtwo, use your awesome psychic powers to convince her she's just had the greatest sex of her life. Then you're free to end the date or chill with her for the night. You never know, behind all that crazy she could be kinda chill.

>>90134
I say we gradually build up her sexual excitement level, right up until she sees Plessy's whole body. Then make her cum, right then and there. It'll fuck her up good, and hopefully she will come to Steve the next morning demanding answers.

Just crush her. She's threatening you. Splatter her against the chair. You are not comfortable with this.

No one will find her until tomorrow.

>>90132
Use that big purple tail~

>>90132
What's this movie they're watching? That yellow thing with claws looks familiar.

>>90134
Yes, hrmm... as crude as it may be this looks to be one of the best sollutions. Sex clearly preoccupies her so, perhaps this is normal of human females, they are percundant after all, Let us indeed use our powers and make her think that we have allready had sex. And just so we're sure she'll give up on the whole topic already, lets make it wholy satisfying sex wherein all of her fantassies and every possible want was fulfilled to the highest of peak of her imagination.

That should shut her up, right?

>>90143
yeah but we should still mess with her head as much as we can

Can we peak into her mind to see his/her gender? Is it actually a she?

>>90143
Lemmesee.. start touching her, than black her out, implant pleasurable memories -- might need to check her mind for fantasies to establish a proper feedback loop or something -- then wake her an hour later, tell what happened, and send her on her way?

>>90132
"Sorry but i just finished satisfying two sisters, my little buddy is exhausted. I wont be doing any more sexing tonight."
Proceed to finger her.
"Doesn't mean i can't satisfy you too."
Afterward ask for her phone number and say that you'll call her when you aren't busy with misty and her sisters, so you can give her a real good dickings.

If you have any qualms think about it this way;
You are stuck with Steve, no matter what you do. But if you make Steve happy by doing shit for him hes more likely to let you roam free like this and keep you away from the poke-balls mindfucks.
And in the long run he might think you've changed and let you free.

>>90184
agreed
grudginly oblige her, then mentally KO her. As long as she thinks she's gotten it, she shouldn't be suspicious.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/12/11(Fri)15:38 No. 90291 ID: 9e9b47
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>>90134 >>90137 >>90143 >>90144 >>90174 >>90176 >>90184 >>90239

Ugh. I certainly don't want to touch her. I start to filter in a little sex. For this girl, sex comes easy. Her perceptions are clouded with lust. I really don't know how long humans usually have sexual intercourse, so I'll just leave that going the rest of the movie. To shut her up, whenever she's got some sort of sexual desire I'll just make her think Steve is doing it. She writhes around in the seat, one hand in her pants and the other grasping the seat firmly. I lean away so her feet don't touch me. Ugh. So much green hair.

>>90141

Oh, the movie's about a love that's destined not to be. Kind of a cliche plot, but there you go.

Well. You know, now that I stop and think about it, I wonder if this was wise. Anything else I should do? Or just leave?

You should just boot it. Get out of there. Are you hungry? Go get something to eat.

>>90291
Don't overdo it, you might kill her by accident

>>90291
We should probably be there when it ends, just because she'd probably be very confused afterwards if we weren't. We'll walk her home and that will be that. a successful 'date'.


So dude... what do /you/ typicall do for fun? I mean... you give the vibe that this human stuff seems beneath you or something. What do you want to do?

>>90313
He probably doesn't do anything for fun. At least not recently. But hey, always willing to be proved wrong.

>>90291
you see... when a man and a girl like each other...

anyway, once she's done orgasming, drop her off where she previously was. let her know that from this point "we're enemies". Then get back to steve and start having fun by using mental persuasion to turn off his fun.

>>90349
>Turn off his fun
It might just be the cold medication, but for some reason I found this incredibly hilarious.

>>90291
Just leave her there. Get out of there, Mewtwo. Who cares what she thinks.

>>90313
Agreed. Walking her home is the gentlmanly thing to do.

>>90291
I fucking lol'd.

As great as it would be to see Steve have to explain the sudden disaperance, I think it'd be a lot funnier to see Steve have to explain to / get rid of someone who thinks that he's the perfect man, both gentlemanly and a everything she could want in the sack. Treat her right proper, says I.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/12/13(Sun)18:56 No. 91373 ID: 9e9b47
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>>90294 >>90354
>Don't walk her home
>>91296 >>90379 >>90349 >>90313
>Walk her home, or at least drop her off where you found her

>>90301

Well, by the time the movie's over, I let up. Humans can take quite a lot of sex before death, so there's no worry about killing her. I decide to bring her back to the shoreline where I found her. She's a bit... groggy right now. I have to carry her over my shoulder for the short fly back. She's nearly unconscious, but I can keep hearing her mumble incoherently into my back.

Finally, I drop her down by the shoreline. I don't know if she's much in the state of mind to understand anything, but I tell her "Remember, we're enemies now." I hesitate for a moment. This... doesn't feel like I've quite accomplished what I wanted.

"Oh wow, Steve... wow..." she says, waving at me once as I turn to leave. She leans her head against the ground and closes her eyes. She falls asleep almost at once. I finally let the illusion drop.

Well. Hmm. For some reason I feel kind of dirty.

>>90174

By the way, she's certainly got a vagina. I got a look at it. Human vaginas are officially hideous.

>>91373
Human ones? You've seen a vagina or penis that's not hideous?

Fission Macomplished! Great job, dude!

>>91373
go back to steve and tell him of your accomplishment!

>>91422
Better! Tell him in the morning!

No need to give him the details, just tell him that the whole Tessa thing has been dealt with. Better tell him that Tessa did turn out to be a guy too, just so he won't feel like he made a huge mistake in not going himself.

>>91457
This.
The more awkward Steve's next encounter with Tess, the better.

>>91373
yell "SWORDFISH"

i second swordfish

PokemonQuest Interlude End GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/12/18(Fri)00:58 No. 93779 ID: 9e9b47
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>>91374

Everything below the waist is kind of a mess, but there's a few genitals better built than humans, that's for sure.

>>91381 >>91422 >>91456 >>91457 >>91600 >>91861 >>93757

I'll tell Steve of this in the morning. No need to get too into the details. I'll just tell him the girl has been dealt with. For now, I have a night off. Though I must be back in the morning, for now I can do as I please. As I begin to fly off, I simply let my mind wander. It occurs to me, now that I have a few hours to myself, that I have no real interests to pursue. Besides thinking, of course. I'm not sure the swordfish thing would work either, he doesn't listen to instructions given by me. That's rather the point.

It's a good thing I don't require sleep. I'll make best use of this time.

There is a GIANT LUNATONE right behind you

TALK TO THE LUNATONE

They always have something interesting to say.