Suggestion 2013/07/13(Sat)15:56 No. 524286 ID: b3ca75
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>I thought liches couldn't get pregnant. Did you find a way around that?
Lust constructed me a bit more… realistic then most other construct. Let’s just say I don’t want to think too hard on why he did it.
>Don't get yourself shanked or nothin'
…
>Goodbye. Have fun in the afterlife!
…yes, goodbye… I’ll… I’ll miss you.

Claire destroys Claire’s phylactery!

…well then… just one more st-

Claire is hit by tapioca pudding! It’s super sticky!

…WHAT THE FU-

Suggestion 2013/07/13(Sat)15:56 No. 524287 ID: b3ca75
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Tapioca pudding rains from the sky!

Blublublub!

Claire has drowned in Tapioca pudding!
Claire has been slain!

Suggestion 2013/07/13(Sat)15:56 No. 524288 ID: b3ca75
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The world has drowned in Tapioca pudding!
The world was slain!

Congratulations! You got the “Tapioca pudding” Ending!
Restart
Restore
Wake up
Quit <--

That is the best ending. Well, second best. The first quests harem ending was better

Welp. Time to start a new game plus and beat Lavos in the first 5 minutes with one character.

*Selects Wakeup*

Suggestion 2013/07/13(Sat)16:22 No. 524295 ID: b3ca75
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>Time to start a new game plus and beat Lavos in the first 5 minutes with one character.
But the dream refused to change…
>Wake up!
Huh?
I found her! The whore tried to hide in one of our rooms!
Burn that bitch, like she deserves!!

Insert Had you going there for a while_

Wait it was a fakeout!?

Figure out whats going on.

Quick, check stats, level, and equipment. How far back are we now?

Also, confusion. Bitch? Burn me? What's this now?

>>524295
OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK I WAS ACTUALLY GETTING EMOTIONAL
BY THE NINE WHAT'S GOING ON NOW!?

The ride never ends.

>>524295
GOD DAMN IT.

Quick figure out if the vessel parts are nearby. Also, this is Thanra and Ren, presumably mind-controlled. Try not to kill them. If you can, lure them in one direction then run around the other way, while trying to ask them what the hell's going on and why they're trying to kill you.

if shit turns into a fight use one of the chairs to knock them away or knock them out, you know whatever happens first.

Oh and if you have the paladin-immunity ring you really should put it on now.

>>524358
THE RIDE NEVER FUCKING ENDS
FUCKING FUCK FUCKBULLSHITGODDAMNFUCKINGFUCKFUCK

Suggestion 2013/07/14(Sun)06:25 No. 524409 ID: b3ca75
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>Quick, check stats, level, and equipment. How far back are we now?
Claire felt weak… weak as a kitten. She shouldn’t do anything that mattered. She was useless! Pathetic! Disgusting!
…okay… that’s a bit creepy…
>Oh and if you have the paladin-immunity ring you really should put it on now.
Claire doesn’t have any friends who should have given her that ring! Everyone hates Claire! Everyone wants her dead! The world would be a better place without her!
>Quick figure out if the vessel parts are nearby.
Claire destroyed them, remember? She doomed everyone! Without it how should they live on? They are weak, pathetic creatures that will die out without me!
…these are just getting annoying now…

>ask them what the hell's going on and why they're trying to kill you.
You already know, lich! Do you think we would let you get away with feasting on our children!?
>if shit turns into a fight use one of the chairs to knock them away or knock them out, you know whatever happens first.
Claire isn’t strong enough to lift a chair. She can barely lift her legs…
Oh, the gods damn that status text!
Get her!
Renault and Thanra grabs the pathetic Lizbe- I mean Claire without resistance!

Suggestion 2013/07/14(Sun)06:25 No. 524410 ID: b3ca75
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Burn the lich! BURN THE LICH!
Disgusting thing! Strap her to the stake and burn her!
Filth! …wait, why am I holding a pitchfork?
Hope you burn in one of the seven hells for eternity!
You’re mean, you evil… um… you’re are evil like a kitten, you meanie!

>FUCKING FUCK FUCKBULLSHITGODDAMNFUCKINGFUCKFUCK
I concur… FUCKINGBALLSFUCK!!!

Insert High stakes_

Tell Alyssa she isn't fooling anyone with those status messages.

I suggest ignoring her Claire. As for what to do? I have no idea. Maybe use your mastery at enchanting to make an Immunity to Fire ensamble.

FUCKING
NNNNNGHH
FUCK THESE FUCKING ASSHOLES
YOU GOT FUCKING MAGIC RIGHT?
MAKE FIRE NO BURN
FUCK'S SAKE

...how could I have done any evil things? I wasn't even strong enough to lift a chair. Those children you're accusing me of eating would have kicked my ass.

I'm not as evil as a kitten, I'm as weak as one.

Suggestion 2013/07/14(Sun)08:50 No. 524425 ID: b3ca75
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>I'm not as evil as a kitten, I'm as weak as one.
...how could I have done anything? I wasn't even strong enough to lift a chair! Those children you're accusing me of eating would have kicked my ass! I mean, I can’t even stand up straight! Are you really going to burn a cripple!? …and it’s a bit unfair to compare me to a kitten. Kittens are the embodiment of evil! No one has ever even gotten close to that kind of evilness, not even a lich!
…you know, she’s kind of right… this doesn’t really make sense.
I feel a bit petty for trying to burn someone so weak…
I’m still wondering what’s up with the pitchfork…
Why are we even burning her? If she was a lich we should have had Ren smite her!
But I wanted to see the pretty fire… awww…
Hey! HEY! You aren’t supposed to think! Just burn her!
Shut up, stupid status text!

>Tell Alyssa she isn't fooling anyone with those status messages.
Alyssa? You really think I’m Alyssa!? HA!
You’re not? Then… um… you’re… one of the other sins?
What? No! I’m you, nitwit! I’m your insanity that’s creeping closer and closer! Soon you’ll be mine, all mine, Mohahaha!
…I fell asleep in front of the graves, didn’t I?
Yepp. Now quickly, wake up and off yourself before I take over and decide that you need to make the world into a banana or something… though that does sound like a fun time…

Suggestion 2013/07/14(Sun)08:51 No. 524426 ID: b3ca75
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>Wake up!
ZzZz- ngt?
…Stupid dreams… with their stupid… stupidness!
Well, time to finish this… goodbye… again.

Insert Fakeception_

Welp, the graves are now saying things.

Jeesh.

>>524426
Goddamn.
Claire.
We've trully had a fun time.
We're going to miss you.
We enjoyed every second we were with you.
Honestly.
Though we may not show it at times, we really care about you.
Take care Claire.
Be wise.
Be safe.
Be happy.

Goodbye.

>She. Still. Lives. Wake Up.
Oh come on.

Alright stupid writing... Exactly HOW does Claire 'wake up' for real? Every time we have apparently its just another dream!

Wonder if the "She" is referring to liz, claire, or alyssa..or some unknown we have no clue of so far.

>>524426
Well, a surefire of waking up would be to die. No backing out now. Either you actually DO wake up and can finish things for real, or you die and get to see the afterlife properly. It's a win/win.

I'm sorry we put you through all this, regardless. It really is too much for one person to handle.

Suggestion 2013/07/14(Sun)09:28 No. 524436 ID: b3ca75
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>Alright stupid writing... Exactly HOW does Claire 'wake up' for real?
…I already have… I just had a hard time accepting it… that’s all… it’s over now… it’s finally over…
>Goddamn. Claire. We've truly had a fun time. We're going to miss you. We enjoyed every second we were with you. Honestly. Though we may not show it at times, we really care about you. Take care Claire. Be wise. Be safe. Be happy. Goodbye.
…Thank you and… I… I’ll miss you guys...

Claire pierces her own hearth with Prides anti-undead dagger!
Claire has been slain!
Couldn’t find a working phylactery!
Claire soul continues to the afterlife!

Suggestion 2013/07/14(Sun)09:28 No. 524437 ID: b3ca75
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[Your connection to the real world have been broken! Please restart your vessel and check all magic bindings runes. If the problem persist please contact costumer supports. Have a nice day!]

Congratulations! You got the “Breaking the cycle” Ending!
Life goes on, ever-changing.
You got 415/500 points!
You found 0/5 secret cheeses made from the gods tears!
You killed… um… a lot of people/Even more people… I think…
Play time: ~5 months.
Par time: 0.30 seconds.

Please buy the tactical Dopefish DLC for 500$!

>>524437
Yay!

But what happened to the maid's dress of ultimate destruction?

[Contact Customer Support]

Oooh! Only 500$, that's a steal.

*Purchase Dopefish*

>>524436
*Plays "Taps" On a Trumpet*
Well, let's buy the DLC.
Let's see if i can't scrounge up some cash.
*rustle rustle*
Huh, Forty dollars. Anyone else want to pitch in?

>>524437
Wait-a-minute, "Tactical"?
Wassat mean?

so we're stuck here until someone tries to make another vessel or another construct... or until we purchase that DLC ... oh what the hell I'll chip in.

>Par time: 0.30 seconds.
So... to speedrun we would have Claire wake up on day one and immediately destroy her phylactery and commit suicide. Good to know.

...so do we check in with Sir Patrick Stewart now?

Suggestion 2013/07/14(Sun)12:38 No. 524475 ID: b3ca75
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>[Contact Customer Support]
[We’re sorry, but customer support is closed right now. Please call back later. Working hours are 33-13-1204 04.00-04.00,0001.]
>Purchase Dopefish
Tactical Dopefish DLC purchased!
Congratulations! You can now summon a Dopefish to devourer your enemies (Warning: might devourer allies, your protagonist, your stuff and your internet browser. Kaktus is not responsible for any loss of sanity this might cause.) by simply pressing Ctrl + W when rereading- I mean replaying the game!

OH GODS, HELP!!
It’s eating her… and then it’s going to eat me! OOOOHHH MYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOO-

Suggestion 2013/07/14(Sun)12:38 No. 524476 ID: b3ca75
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>But what happened to the maid's dress of ultimate destruction?
Bonus content received! Extra epilogue unlocked!

Maid uniform of ultimate destruction.

D-do I really need t-to wear this? I-in the bedroom I can understand b-but like t-this?
You broke my favorite vase, Ren, this is your punishment.
I for one are going to enjoy this. A lot.
H-hey, stay away from m-me, Waran!
That’s wasn’t what you said yesterday in bed. You know you like it~

Suggestion 2013/07/14(Sun)12:39 No. 524477 ID: b3ca75
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Pride.

Um… are you sure it’s a good idea to let this guy paint our portrait?
He’s really cheap compared to how good he is. Besides, the paladins are keeping an eye on him.
Good? GOOD!? I’m the best! All my paintings are perfection itself! Do you think all those super gorgeous paintings of me just sprang up from the ground!? I AM A GOD… of painting… Now, please stand still, I’m trying to paint you here.

…Wait, Pride as a painter!? That can’t be right!

Suggestion 2013/07/14(Sun)12:39 No. 524478 ID: b3ca75
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>Disbelive the illusion!
Lizbeth disbelieves Sloth’s True Illusion!
...Son of a bi-

Insert It’s a never ending ride_

Illusions.

Illusions never change.

That was one hell of a ride.

>>524478
Wake up.

You know what to do Liz...


Summon the Biggest Fish.

>>524481
Yup.

>>524481
And do it properly this time! Wrap it around the 4th dimension.

Suggestion 2013/07/14(Sun)13:12 No. 524485 ID: b3ca75
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>Summon the Biggest Fish.
Yeeessssssss…
>And do it properly this time! Wrap it around the 4th dimension.
4th? Bah, I’ll do better than that! I’ll wrap it around the fifth dimension! …or something! Huzz-

[The universe is now a fish!]

Suggestion 2013/07/14(Sun)13:12 No. 524486 ID: b3ca75
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Game Over!

I regret nothing!
What!? No Doki Doki Patrick Stewart-san~? What is th-
Come back to bed, Charles…
Coming sweetie!

>>524486
I can't breathe