Whatever you do don't let that knife get away from you, you gotta get that knife manchester.

You gotta grab the knife, nobody else can have the knife, form an obsession of the knife if you have to but do not loose that knife.

how goods your knife throwing skill? if she gets caught up fighting you may be able to peg her. just a nick will help. then you can get to serious cuttin.

>>548301
Tell Bonzi she just has to keep her still for a moment. If possible you could try to get the knife to Bonzi, she's a better fighter than you so she might be able to get an opening and use it where you can't.

Manchester you are a hopeless wimp. You are a goddamn pansy. You can't even fight like a girl. One scratch that's all it takes is one scratch and you're so completely boneheaded that you can't even manage to do that. HANG YOUR HEAD IN SHAME

>>548340
Now's not the time to berate Manchester, as entertaining as it is.

>>548309

He must become the knife. Clearly that is the only option.

Afterward we can just have Bonzi pick him up and then bludgeon the evil voice into submission with his person, thus saving the day.

1/3 Manchester 2013/12/05(Thu)09:49 No. 550829 ID: 4740a0
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>>548340
>>548348
>>548309
Will you dopes SHUT UP??

>>548310
I'LL SHOW YOU

A hit!
>You're not making deep cuts by choice; the knife's magic only works if you cut deep. Little knicks won't do a thing.

...so any effect? That may not have been enough.

Well, hopefully the agonizing pain sets in anyway.

>>550831
Good throw! From what we know about the knife, that may have been enough, but Bonzi should still probably restrain her and we can ask her if she's alright, back to normal, etc.

Wow you have good aim Manchester. Or should I say, beemeister?

>>550855

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BEES.

>>550893
FLOAT LIKE A BUTTERFLY KNIFE, STING LIKE A bee

Go, Manchester! Get the knife again while she's stunned!

1/2 Manchester 2013/12/09(Mon)08:55 No. 551262 ID: 4740a0
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I got 'er!

>>550833
What?? You guys said I just had to make a nic and it would work! Bullshit!

>"Rella! Are you okay?"
>"..."

>>550845
>>550963
"Bonzi! You hold her steady while I go get that knife ovah there."
>"Right..."

2/2 Manchester 2013/12/09(Mon)08:58 No. 551263 ID: 4740a0
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>"GYAH!"

SHIT SHE'S MOVING

That look in her eyes, does that remind anyone else of a crazed animal or is that just me?

UHhhh...You did see where that knife went right? Because if so I'd recommend you go get it.
If you've no idea where the knife is RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

yes, it did work, but it managed to retake control, you gotta keep hitting her until it gets too tired to do it again.

I hope that's her waking up and not losing control. Either way, grab the knife just in case.

If either of them start talking about things you'd rather they not, just yell at Rella a bit for attacking your wife. That'll shut em up long enough to BS your way out of here.

>>551263
Encourage her to fight it! She can fight off control for just a few moments.

Yes, we will use motivational speaking while brandishing a sharp object at her. Surely this won't create some kind of unsettling dissonance that even the normal Rella might be vaguely creeped out by.

Maybe Bonzi should do the talking.

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>>551275
>>551277
>>551280
I ain't exactly one for motivational speakin', so I'mma just get that knife over there. She isn't movin', at least...

>>551297
"Bonzi, keep talkin' to her. Make sure she don't go nowhere."

>"Uh... Rella? Just... stay calm! It'll be fine, we're here to help you. Just don't--"

>"GAAAAAHHH GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!"

Dammit! She just hopped away like TWENTY fuckin' feet!!

okay, one stab hurt it enough to make to make them struggle for control.

>GAAAAAHHH GET OUT OF MY HEAD
Yeah, he's there all right. Bad mister shouty.

>Rella jumping all over the place.
...maybe Bonzi could throw you at her, while you made with the stabbing?

>>551392

I endorse this plan wholeheartedly.

Think about it, Manchester. Today, you might be getting chucked at your demonically possessed inlaw. Tomorrow, the space program.

or we could just have her throw a rock or tree branch or something heavy at her and hope it knocks her out so we can just stab her then.

>>551459

We don't have magical healing rocks, so if we cause any brain damage that way we're kinda stuck with it.

>...maybe Bonzi could throw you at her, while you made with the stabbing?

do this

1/3 Manchester 2014/01/08(Wed)10:42 No. 555864 ID: 4740a0
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>>551392
>>551429
>>551507
I'm not gonna have that big galoot throw me!

>"Oh no, oh no! She's going to get away! What should we do?

"I don't freakin' know! Just calm down!"

>"Wait, what if I...?"

"What if you what?"

2/3 Manchester 2014/01/08(Wed)10:43 No. 555865 ID: 4740a0
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"WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING--"

3/3 Manchester 2014/01/08(Wed)10:43 No. 555866 ID: 4740a0
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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa"

Make with the stabbings! Make it a deep wound but not anywhere lethal. Like her leg or arm.

Airborne tackle-hug-stab! If you're wrapped around her, she can't rid of you or knock the knife lose.

Stab deep, this time.

Enchilada 2014/01/08(Wed)11:11 No. 555871 ID: 4740a0
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>>555867
>>555869

THUNK

Grab that leg! If you are going down you are dragging her with you!

FLY LIKE THE EAGL- wait shit.

Try to grab onto her foot.

you just have to stab her again. Simple really.

>>555871
Fuck it. Throw the knife again, this time aim for a deeper wound.

>>555878
>>555873
>>555872
>>555880
You guys do know how normal people(?) work right? I would be amazed if he isn't blacking out right now.

>>555881
Stupid people have high endurance. He'll be fine.

ALAS, POOR MANCHESTER, YOU WEREN'T NEARLY AERODYNAMIC ENOUGH. HOPEFULLY YOUR VERTEBRAE ARE STILL REASONABLY INTACT. YOU'LL BE NEEDING THOSE.

WHEN YOU AWAKEN FROM YOUR PROBABLE UNCONSCIOUSNESS PERHAPS YOU COULD TELL US WHAT EXPERIENCING FLIGHT WAS LIKE. I BET IT WAS PRETTY RAD.

PAGING MANCHESTER, EARTH TO MANCHESTER.

DON'T BLACK OUT YET SHORTSTOP.

>>555871

Shit.

Well if you still have the pointy thing in your possession, make sure she doesn't get it.

Judging by how she just kicked you in the forehead, she's probably going to continue flying away from you in her trajectory. If you aren't paralyzed, I'd get ready to swing/throw the stabby like a madman.

And uh, what's Bonzi doing?

Wrap arms and legs around her leg, and sink dat knife in.

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>>555872
>>555873
>>555878
>>555880

guhhh

>>555885
>>555904
>>555909
F-fuck you, let me sleep...

>>556061
Being fat... on the ground... augh

guh

[End of Chapter 4]

Well shit. That wasn't very productive.

With your last strength before passing out, throw the knife at her. She won't be expecting you to pull that off. But no broad gets away with cold cocking you.

Hey, dude! Don't die on us. we really need you to wake up now....

Okay um I believe a status check is in order. So quickly tell us! Can you move aanything? And please don't be a prick about it.