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50181 No. 50181 ID: fb5d8e

WHAT THE FUCK?!
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No. 51846 ID: bffa2a

>>51827

Do you want the upper hand Janine? Tell him you know all about what a faggot he is. Kissing a man in plain sight. Then whack him.

It'll take a lot of work to mellow out this one.
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No. 51848 ID: 950eaa

We got him a girlfriend
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No. 51849 ID: fb5d8e
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51849

Oh right.
>"HYAAA!!"
>"AAAA--"
-crack-
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No. 51855 ID: fb5d8e
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51855

Really now, what you helped me do any helped me achieve my ambitions. I have an adorable husband, my company makes millions.. I'm the top in my field, all because you taught me never to compromise--Then again, I suppose this is what you are teaching this boy too.

A girlfriend? Him? But he is not cute at all!
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No. 51862 ID: 476456

>>51855
His environment is a little less peaceful, we're just teaching him the social skills he needs...

and who not to pick fights with, though clearly he failed that lesson.
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No. 51864 ID: f4963f

>>51855
No, he's not.
And he won't even go after boys.

Janine! What do we do? ;_;
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No. 51865 ID: 904da4

>>51855
Haha, you don't know the half of it.

That said, we kinda need to make the kid tough. Have you SEEN the people at this school? It's like X-men meets Oz.
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No. 51868 ID: 904da4

And not the Wizard of Oz fairy tale bullshit, either. We mean, like, PRISON Oz. Oswald State Penitentiary. Being shanked may be a legitimate concern here. We're tryin, girl, we're tryin.
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No. 51869 ID: 1689ab

>>51855
She's kinda a punk. Into the whole sexy violence thing.
We also snagged him a boyfriend. A girl who's crossdressing, but he doesnt know that yet. They have sort of an odd theeway relationship.

Tell you what Janine, how about you help us out a bit. After all, we've been through so much together. Force him to agree to wearing a dress for a bit. You beat him in combat, so you can probably get away with it. We'll force him to come to terms with it and use the humility to help him out just like we did with 58. We've got a good start here, but he's really stubborn about a lot of stuff.

Speaking of 58, how is he? How's the whole family for that matter? We never talk anymore...
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No. 51870 ID: 950eaa

>>51855

Well his girlfriend isn't exactly a beauty queen.

I say give us some more time.
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No. 51877 ID: fb5d8e
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51877

So this school is that bad, huh? Yes, I'll give you more time. I'm sorry, I guess I underestimated the circumstances.
I'd gladly help out... but I don't see how making him to wear a dress would do anything. It's not like he's Fiddy..

Ah, well, I suppose speaking of Fiftyeight, or the 'esteemed Ferdinand'. He's in the hospital. Hit by a truck. Dr. Liza PHD is coming back from Africa to take care of him soon.

..Anyway, this about Ken now.
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No. 51880 ID: 476456

Fiddy got hit by a truck?! D:
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No. 51881 ID: 476456

Fiddy got hit by a truck?! D:
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No. 51883 ID: 950eaa

>>51877

There's his girlfriends coming now.

One says he's a boy, it's really a girl.
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No. 51884 ID: 904da4

>>51877
Speaking of which, looks like his two girlfriends are coming up behind you now. Look sharp.

>He's in the hospital. Hit by a truck.
For the love of...! Goddamn, we're away for just 10 years and look what happens.
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No. 51886 ID: c80cec

>>51883
And he doesn't know that the one with light hair is really a girl, but don't spoil it! We're having a little fun, you see.
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No. 51887 ID: 904da4

>>51886
Just a bit. Kind of like our payment for putting up with his mouth, you see.
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No. 51891 ID: 1689ab

>>51877
You gotta trust us, Janine. He needs to learn that he can be accepting of others without that making him any less of a man. One of the easiest ways to do this is gonna be to get him in someone elses shoes. Therefore, we need him to be in a dress. Look, there are his girlfriends now. The blonde one is a girl, yes. But he doesnt know it.

Ok, heres what you do, you tell them that you're a doctor (or something) and that the only way to keep Ken healthy is if he spends at least an hour a day in womens clothing.
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No. 51892 ID: 904da4

>>51891
...
There's no way they'll buy that.
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No. 51894 ID: fb5d8e
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51894

Fiddy almost died too. It was quite hectic.

Hm.

>"Hello girls, it seems I've beaten up your boyfriend."
>"..Huh. How pathetic. I guess he's not as fierce as I thought he was, getting beaten up by some fucking office woman."
>"Pathetic."
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No. 51898 ID: 476456

"Some office woman?"
Get ready to throw down.

careful they're both armed.
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No. 51899 ID: 950eaa

>>51894

"I'll make you eat your own panties, girl. You AND your little boy/girlfriend."
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No. 51900 ID: 904da4

>>51894
Try to preserve his image, or you'll undo all that we've done here.

Also, they're mocking you.
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No. 51904 ID: e3c397

>>51894

Adjust glasses. "Looks can deceive, girls."
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No. 51905 ID: 904da4

>>51898
If you do, know that the dark haired girl carries a set of butterfly knives in her coat and shoes. Dunno about the other, we haven't seen her mind yet.
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No. 51906 ID: 95484a

>>51894
Great, you've made him look bad and undone what little we've managed to accomplish. Good work, Janine.
You could probably challenge one of them to show that you're not who they think you are and restore some order, but it might not help much.

Oh, and tell Fiddy we said hi too next time you talk to him. We hope he gets well soon!
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No. 51909 ID: 1689ab

Explain that of course you beat him up. You have magical powers. Where did they think the orb was from? You've also placed a curse on him, he won't be able to win a fight until he either appologises to you or unless he's wearing something girly.

If they don't believe you, proceed to kick their asses.
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No. 51916 ID: 904da4

Make sure they know you know about the weapons, too. It'll psyche them out.
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No. 51922 ID: 6faa8c

Janine:

SLAP THE SHIT OUT OF THEM.
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No. 51929 ID: 276781

>>51909
>>51916
Their names are Charity (dark hair) and Lucy (light hair.)

Knowing their names when you've never seen them before might help sell the whole "I'm fucking magical, ignorant little girls" schtick.
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No. 51942 ID: fb5d8e
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51942

..Aaahh.. Who the fuck was that..?

>"..H..Hey Sister Grim.. If Ken fought her by himself.. a-and still got a hit on her - in her face no less..."
>"..Y-yeah..?"
>".. ..Is it okay if he's my boyfriend too?"

..Hmm..
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No. 51943 ID: 15f6d6

Pop a boner.
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No. 51945 ID: 43d730

With all this fighting in private schools action, I'm surprised no one with a pompadour has shown up yet.
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No. 51951 ID: 5d5878

>>51942
Don't worry. We trained her long ago. Stick with us and you'll reach that level in no time.
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No. 51954 ID: c80cec

>>51942
Yeah that's our girl, Janine! We done taught her good, yeah?
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No. 51962 ID: 904da4

I'm so fucking proud.
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No. 51966 ID: 1689ab

This is why you should do what say all the goddamn time. Got it kids?
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No. 51976 ID: 6faa8c

>>51942
Goddamn you are all disgraceful. Get up.
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No. 51977 ID: 1689ab

Quick! Dress ken up in womans clothing, claim that that girl did it.
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No. 52006 ID: fb5d8e
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52006

>"Well.. allright.. but I'll be your rival."
>"No--I will love both you and Short Fuse the same. Won't you be able to do so too?"
>"..W.. Well.. m.. I guess so.."
>"Shut... up... assmaggots..."
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No. 52014 ID: 42322e

>>52006
gg
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No. 52016 ID: e3c397

>>52006

This is the best worst relationship I've ever seen.
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No. 52057 ID: 3ab097

One day Reaver will make a quest about a peaceful heterosexual couple who aren't family and everybody will shit bricks.
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No. 52060 ID: 5d5878

>>52057
Yeah, but by then we'll all have been used to the dysfunctional relationships in his quests and will get bored.
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No. 52190 ID: e8d8be

>>52057

For some reason i really doubt that will happen.
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No. 52192 ID: 9e9b47

Angry love is the best love.
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No. 52852 ID: 1029ae

I cannot for the life of me find Part 2. >: Someone help?
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No. 52857 ID: 613875

page 2 of the archives.

http://www.tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/25930.html
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No. 52866 ID: 1029ae

>>52857
Thanks a heap!
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No. 52892 ID: 1029ae

>>52857
Ok, done with that, is that all there is to it?
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