There's being tough, and there's being an uptight little pussy. Ken's not being tough, right now.

"Nah its cool"

>>51731
YEAH BUT HE CAN DO THAT JUST FOR ITS OWN SAKE. GEEZ YOU COWARD FAGGOT.

"Nah its cool"

>>51732

Oh, look at that! Janine knows that you backed off like the girly pussy that you are!
What do you think of pink? That should look good on him as a frilly dress.

>>51732

That was very good of you. I'm glad you made up. While his help would be very welcome we don't want to make you snap at him like this. He's delicate, not a brick like you. But just remember that there's someone who will understand and not judge you if you need to talk. Might do some good to talk face to face. Crystal ball is no substitute.

Just tell it's girl trouble or you haven't had your daily nicotine.

Ken 2009/09/26(Sat)13:37 No. 51745 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Nah, it's cool. Just girltrouble and lack of nicotine. However.. I do want to challenge your fucking girlfriend!"
>"Challenge accepted, punk."
>"J-janine-?"
>"Oh, how about a little wager, hmmm? If you win, zen I shall surrender the command over your brother to you. But if I win.. I get your orb!"

>>51745
...Wasn't it her orb to begin with?

>>51745
Fisticuffs, presumably? Well don't underestimate her. Girl played some mean hockey last time we saw her, and she's probablly gotten better.

>>51745
"You're on, babe!"

Kick her ass, but don't underestimate her! Broad plays (or used to play) hockey!

>>51748
...And watch your balls.

She is quick to capitalize on that weakness.

>>51745

This is a win-win situation for us. Are you sure about this? She's really scary when she gets this intense. At least ask for a box of cigarettes to make an acceptable deal.

"gotta offer something better than patty"

>...Wasn't it her orb to begin with?
Wait, didn't the note say she was letting you borrow the orb, anyways? So yah, it would technically still be hers, I guess.

Hmmm, your brother would be really good for smuggling ops.

>>51745
>zen
...Why do I have a bad feeling about this?

Ken 2009/09/26(Sat)14:03 No. 51768 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Patty plus a pack of cigarettes."
>"K-ken-?"
>"Deal."
>"You're on, bab--

Ken 2009/09/26(Sat)14:04 No. 51769 ID: fb5d8e
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>"AS IF I'D SURRENDER PATRICK TO ANYONE, PUNK! GIVE ME BACK MY ORB!"

>>51769
Is that it? SHOW THIS BITCH YOU MEAN BUSINESS!

>>51769
You ain't done yet, Ken. Show this bitch why they call you SHORT FUSE!

>>51769
Shit, man.
We tried to warn you.
Are you still conscious?
If you are YOU'D BETTER FUCKING TUCK AND ROLL.
If you fall on your ass she'll cave your skull in before you even have time to get up. So get the fuck up NOW and return the favor.

>>51769

Get up, you pussy. "Not bad for a bitch with a stick up her ass."

Ken 2009/09/26(Sat)14:15 No. 51776 ID: fb5d8e
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Suckerpunches don't do me shit, snatchcrotches!
>"Not bad for a bitch with a stick up her ass."

>>51776

You better block that bullshit!

>>51769

Footwork sparkplug, footwork! You move like a pregnant hippo. You're going to lose in a punch out. Move and take your opportunity to pin her. Then armlock her until she taps out...

Oh, who am I kidding. Try not to die before she KO's you!

>>51776
FUCKING MOVE, MAN
IF YOU JUST SIT THERE SHE'S GONNA PUNCH YOU STRAIGHT IN THE FUCKING FACE

Fuck all that. Take the punch like I know you can, then cuntpunt the bitch.

>>51776
>>51777

Nah, do not block! Evade, kick her legs away and headbutt her!

Ken 2009/09/26(Sat)14:36 No. 51792 ID: fb5d8e
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Evade and BANG!
>"UGH!"
Bulls-eye!

>"S-.. STOP!!!"

Whatever. Your head is your most durable part. See if you can use your momentum to roll with her and end up on top, hopefully while driving your other knee into her guts.

>>51792

Leg lock, leg lock! Bite her on her shins!

Bitch, you think you got me beat?!

Headbutt her in the face.

Ken 2009/09/26(Sat)14:58 No. 51802 ID: fb5d8e
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Allright, allright! I got on top! I think I have this bitch pinned!

>"I'm not some thing you can bet on, and I definately don't want to see two people I love fight eachother! You're both horrible!"
>"P-patrick!!"

>>51802

HEADBUTT

Aahhhhh shit. you kids need to go apologize.

..after you finish beating eachother up.

>>51802

"Awwww, hell. Truce?" Then bite her tit.

>>51802
lock her!

Ken 2009/09/26(Sat)15:08 No. 51813 ID: fb5d8e
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Yeah, she's distracted!
BANG!!
>"AUGH!"

>>51813

This is my orb. Keep my brother. I expect two packs of cigarettes though.

>>51813

"That's for making Pat cry. He's a crossdressing faggot of a brother, but he's MY crossdressing faggot of a brother."

>>51813
HEY. SOMEBODY STOP US FALLING TO THE GROUND. CATCH US. WE DON'T WANT TO BREAK.

Janine 2009/09/26(Sat)15:16 No. 51827 ID: fb5d8e
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This kid is a devil--!
Wait-- -

---Tt was you guys firing him up to fight?!
I gave you to him so he'd behave and give Patrick less worries!

>>51827
Well. In our defense we scored him a triad relationship with two other girls.

Maybe the constant sex'll mellow him out.

Well you know we're working on it. But the kid has got to find his own groove.

>>51827
Kick his ass Janine.

And seriously, you thought we'd make him better? Ahahaha~

Also he's smaller than you, pick him up and bodyslam him.

>>51827
He's a whiny faggot addicted to cigarettes and acts like he's got fucking Tourette's, Janine. He may be beyond even our ability.

But then again, we are the Orb of Infinite psyche - emphasis on infinite - some of us are bound to be using him to let out pent-up frustration on the world.

>>51827
... what the fuck did you expect? I mean seriously.

>>51827
Why would you think we would help him behave? We got you to do all sorts of things that are "against the rules" in the pursuit of your goals.

>>51827

Do you have any idea how hard that is? The only way we can get him to listen to ANYTHING we say is by phrasing it in a toughguy way.

That said, he's gotten much better at this point. Figured he'd get a little less tense if he got his ass kicked by someone as capable as yourself

>>51827

Do you want the upper hand Janine? Tell him you know all about what a faggot he is. Kissing a man in plain sight. Then whack him.

It'll take a lot of work to mellow out this one.

We got him a girlfriend

Janine 2009/09/26(Sat)15:26 No. 51849 ID: fb5d8e
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Oh right.
>"HYAAA!!"
>"AAAA--"
-crack-

Janine 2009/09/26(Sat)15:34 No. 51855 ID: fb5d8e
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Really now, what you helped me do any helped me achieve my ambitions. I have an adorable husband, my company makes millions.. I'm the top in my field, all because you taught me never to compromise--Then again, I suppose this is what you are teaching this boy too.

A girlfriend? Him? But he is not cute at all!

>>51855
His environment is a little less peaceful, we're just teaching him the social skills he needs...

and who not to pick fights with, though clearly he failed that lesson.

>>51855
No, he's not.
And he won't even go after boys.

Janine! What do we do? ;_;

>>51855
Haha, you don't know the half of it.

That said, we kinda need to make the kid tough. Have you SEEN the people at this school? It's like X-men meets Oz.

And not the Wizard of Oz fairy tale bullshit, either. We mean, like, PRISON Oz. Oswald State Penitentiary. Being shanked may be a legitimate concern here. We're tryin, girl, we're tryin.

>>51855
She's kinda a punk. Into the whole sexy violence thing.
We also snagged him a boyfriend. A girl who's crossdressing, but he doesnt know that yet. They have sort of an odd theeway relationship.

Tell you what Janine, how about you help us out a bit. After all, we've been through so much together. Force him to agree to wearing a dress for a bit. You beat him in combat, so you can probably get away with it. We'll force him to come to terms with it and use the humility to help him out just like we did with 58. We've got a good start here, but he's really stubborn about a lot of stuff.

Speaking of 58, how is he? How's the whole family for that matter? We never talk anymore...

>>51855

Well his girlfriend isn't exactly a beauty queen.

I say give us some more time.

Janine 2009/09/26(Sat)15:48 No. 51877 ID: fb5d8e
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So this school is that bad, huh? Yes, I'll give you more time. I'm sorry, I guess I underestimated the circumstances.
I'd gladly help out... but I don't see how making him to wear a dress would do anything. It's not like he's Fiddy..

Ah, well, I suppose speaking of Fiftyeight, or the 'esteemed Ferdinand'. He's in the hospital. Hit by a truck. Dr. Liza PHD is coming back from Africa to take care of him soon.

..Anyway, this about Ken now.

Fiddy got hit by a truck?! D:

Fiddy got hit by a truck?! D:

>>51877

There's his girlfriends coming now.

One says he's a boy, it's really a girl.

>>51877
Speaking of which, looks like his two girlfriends are coming up behind you now. Look sharp.

>He's in the hospital. Hit by a truck.
For the love of...! Goddamn, we're away for just 10 years and look what happens.

>>51883
And he doesn't know that the one with light hair is really a girl, but don't spoil it! We're having a little fun, you see.

>>51886
Just a bit. Kind of like our payment for putting up with his mouth, you see.

>>51877
You gotta trust us, Janine. He needs to learn that he can be accepting of others without that making him any less of a man. One of the easiest ways to do this is gonna be to get him in someone elses shoes. Therefore, we need him to be in a dress. Look, there are his girlfriends now. The blonde one is a girl, yes. But he doesnt know it.

Ok, heres what you do, you tell them that you're a doctor (or something) and that the only way to keep Ken healthy is if he spends at least an hour a day in womens clothing.

>>51891
...
There's no way they'll buy that.

Janine 2009/09/26(Sat)16:00 No. 51894 ID: fb5d8e
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Fiddy almost died too. It was quite hectic.

Hm.

>"Hello girls, it seems I've beaten up your boyfriend."
>"..Huh. How pathetic. I guess he's not as fierce as I thought he was, getting beaten up by some fucking office woman."
>"Pathetic."

"Some office woman?"
Get ready to throw down.

careful they're both armed.

>>51894

"I'll make you eat your own panties, girl. You AND your little boy/girlfriend."

>>51894
Try to preserve his image, or you'll undo all that we've done here.

Also, they're mocking you.

>>51894

Adjust glasses. "Looks can deceive, girls."

>>51898
If you do, know that the dark haired girl carries a set of butterfly knives in her coat and shoes. Dunno about the other, we haven't seen her mind yet.

>>51894
Great, you've made him look bad and undone what little we've managed to accomplish. Good work, Janine.
You could probably challenge one of them to show that you're not who they think you are and restore some order, but it might not help much.

Oh, and tell Fiddy we said hi too next time you talk to him. We hope he gets well soon!

Explain that of course you beat him up. You have magical powers. Where did they think the orb was from? You've also placed a curse on him, he won't be able to win a fight until he either appologises to you or unless he's wearing something girly.

If they don't believe you, proceed to kick their asses.

Make sure they know you know about the weapons, too. It'll psyche them out.

Janine:

SLAP THE SHIT OUT OF THEM.

>>51909
>>51916
Their names are Charity (dark hair) and Lucy (light hair.)

Knowing their names when you've never seen them before might help sell the whole "I'm fucking magical, ignorant little girls" schtick.

Charity 2009/09/26(Sat)16:14 No. 51942 ID: fb5d8e
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..Aaahh.. Who the fuck was that..?

>"..H..Hey Sister Grim.. If Ken fought her by himself.. a-and still got a hit on her - in her face no less..."
>"..Y-yeah..?"
>".. ..Is it okay if he's my boyfriend too?"

..Hmm..

Pop a boner.

With all this fighting in private schools action, I'm surprised no one with a pompadour has shown up yet.

>>51942
Don't worry. We trained her long ago. Stick with us and you'll reach that level in no time.

>>51942
Yeah that's our girl, Janine! We done taught her good, yeah?

I'm so fucking proud.

This is why you should do what say all the goddamn time. Got it kids?

>>51942
Goddamn you are all disgraceful. Get up.

Quick! Dress ken up in womans clothing, claim that that girl did it.

The Romanticar III - Chapter 3 End Charity 2009/09/26(Sat)16:54 No. 52006 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Well.. allright.. but I'll be your rival."
>"No--I will love both you and Short Fuse the same. Won't you be able to do so too?"
>"..W.. Well.. m.. I guess so.."
>"Shut... up... assmaggots..."

>>52006
gg

>>52006

This is the best worst relationship I've ever seen.

One day Reaver will make a quest about a peaceful heterosexual couple who aren't family and everybody will shit bricks.

>>52057
Yeah, but by then we'll all have been used to the dysfunctional relationships in his quests and will get bored.

>>52057

For some reason i really doubt that will happen.

Angry love is the best love.

I cannot for the life of me find Part 2. >: Someone help?

page 2 of the archives.

http://www.tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/25930.html

>>52857
Thanks a heap!

>>52857
Ok, done with that, is that all there is to it?