Sanya 2009/09/22(Tue)15:52 No. 49364 ID: 5696d4
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I woke up in a dungeon. I could feel my limbs restricted, but it's too early for me to completely assess what happened. A green-skinned humanoid stands a bit below, in front of me. He seems to have finished uttering out something from the book he was holding.

"... I'm yyyour nnnumbah ooone fffaaaan..." he hisses out in a very disturbing fashion.

"I'll give you an autograph if you remove these bonds."

>>49364
Thank him kindly and assure him it's always nice to meet a fan.

Then ask if he's responsible for the situation you're in and point out that true respect includes respecting one's personal space and freedoms.

>>49364
Inquire as to the general state of things. Location, purpose of restraints, etc.

Sanya 2009/09/22(Tue)16:13 No. 49370 ID: 5696d4
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He does not respond to any of your questions, and instead oogles you curiously. Maybe even pervertedly.

tell him you have a penis... that'll do it.

>>49371
inb4 "I'd still hit it."

Try flattery?

a cat is fine too

>>49370
Inquire as to what, precisely, is going on?
You can't really write romance novels for him tied up...

Narrator 2009/09/22(Tue)16:36 No. 49381 ID: 5696d4
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"Flattery?! What are y - aaah - you up to ag - ahhh - agai - ahh..."

As if reading the suggestions of the Wisdom Stone, Mr. Greenskin approaches and begins to unbuckle you. You feel a tense sensation from down there: a bit of a ticklish sense of pleasure, if you may.

You start to give in to his touch.

(Just a repost.)

>>49381
MIND CRUSH

>>49381
enjoy it

>>49364
>"... I'm yyyour nnnumbah ooone fffaaaan..."

He clearly wants to have a fist fight over a mine field.

Sanya 2009/09/22(Tue)16:55 No. 49390 ID: 5696d4
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"P-p-please don't... I'm ticklish over t-t-there..."

Wait, do half-sergals still have the you-know-what?

Sanya 2009/09/22(Tue)16:56 No. 49393 ID: 5696d4
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CLANK.

Sanya 2009/09/22(Tue)17:04 No. 49394 ID: 5696d4
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"WHY WERE YOU TOUCHING MY FEET THE WHOLE TIME, YOU PERV-"

He quickly shush you.

"Dooooon't make aaaaany nnnnnoise... Guards arrrre not ddddead yyyyet..."

>>49394
Yeah, what are you doing? Keep quiet so your fan can save you, sheesh.

There's plenty of time for kinky dungeon rape later, back at his dungeon.

Sanya 2009/09/22(Tue)17:34 No. 49404 ID: 5696d4
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>>49396

Fine, fine. Keeping quiet...

After a few moments, Mr. Greenskin releases my hands from the cuffs. He looks at me intently, and I look back.

He announces his name as either "Gezzono" or "Gesono"; I can't really tell because he keeps on stressing some syllables unnecessarily. I know for one thing however that he isn't an orc or anything like that.

"Issss a Tonberrrrry. Sssssurprissssing, ya?"

>>49404
YOU CUT OFF YOUR HAND? ARE YOU CRAZY, BITCH?

Ask him why he cut his hand off.

Follow him out. He seems a trustworthy sort. (Insofar as you have no other options)

Sanya 2009/09/22(Tue)18:24 No. 49416 ID: 5696d4
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>>49411
>>49413

>Hand

He tells me that he got his hand cut off during a struggle against some of the guards. He mentions being able to hold them off with some of his 'abilities'.

He didn't want to scare me off, so he tried to put his hand back in, at least before I woke up.

I don't buy his story. What do you think, guys? Should I trust him or not?

well, so long as he's saving you.

He's adorable. Can we keep him?

He doesn't look like a tonberry. Where's his tail?

>>49490
More importantly, where's his knife and lantern?

Sanya 2009/09/23(Wed)13:33 No. 49810 ID: 5696d4
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Ahh, what the heck. Now that you said it, he looks... quite cute with that kind of look.

I join him. He seems to know where we are right now, and so I will need a lot of help from him.

He reaches a knife towards me, which I sheepishly accept and equip. It seem to be the knife I got from the Kobold earlier, which only makes me wonder if Gezzono ever had any weapon in his arsenal.

>>49810

Take book. Read it. Find it's a creepy fapfic of you and your mother together.

Okay, where are we and why haven't you tried to kill me yet like everything so far?

Sanya 2009/09/23(Wed)14:24 No. 49857 ID: 5696d4
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>>49828

I pick up the book he -- err, I mean his hand was holding. I can't comprehend the language written.

I turn to him, but he only gives me a blank look. He says he took it from one of the guards he encountered.

Sanya 2009/09/23(Wed)14:32 No. 49862 ID: 5696d4
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>>why he hasn't killed me yet

Gezzono pats me on the back, saying that he "felt my presence being in danger" and detected my direction. His intention was not to kill me, but to take me to his home and explain everything.

He can't tell me why he needs me, but he says he'll do once we get out of here.

>>49862

Okay, after you then I quess. You're far too perverted to be trusted behind us.

Sanya 2009/09/23(Wed)14:46 No. 49872 ID: 5696d4
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>>49864

We pass by a lone guard trapped in a skin-like membrane. It seems to continually give pressure, slowly crushing the guard.

It lets out a painful grunt. "Okay, you have her. Can you get me out of here now?"

Gezzono doesn't seem to care.

>>49872

What are you and why was I a prisoner here? Put knife on membrane but wait for answers first.

Sanya 2009/09/23(Wed)15:01 No. 49878 ID: 5696d4
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He responds. "I am a Nocitome. I don't know what our leader Yelims wants from you, but I have no choice!"

... What's a Nocitome? Anyway, at least he answers... Satisfied?

>>49878

Sure, cut him loose.

Sanya 2009/09/23(Wed)15:16 No. 49881 ID: 5696d4
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>>49879

"Sssssssssssssssstop!"

Gezzono shouts at me before I can cut him loose, saying that the Nocitome is the same guy who cut his hand off. However, the Tonberry does not look worried about himself.

"I'm mmmmmore worrrrrrrrried about youuuuuuuuuuu... You caaaaaan't take him oooooooon in your condiiiiiiiiition..."

He says he has an alternative. What do you think, guys? Should I follow Gezzono's advice, or cut the guy loose anyway?

>>49880
Well, certainly find out what his alternative is first. Don't let him do anything hasty though. An explanation is not the same thing as a demonstration.

>>49881

Okay, if you've got an altrenative for letting him die. Let's hear it.

Sanya 2009/09/23(Wed)15:23 No. 49887 ID: 5696d4
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>>49882
>>49886

"Touch hiiiiiiiiiim."

...

"... With your nooooooooose..."

Genius and Madness are two sides of the same coin. I say you do what the man says.

ಠ_ಠ what... Oh, whatever. If he bites I'm shoving this knife so far up your...

Sanya 2009/09/23(Wed)15:35 No. 49891 ID: 5696d4
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> ಠ_ಠ

... wut

Sanya 2009/09/23(Wed)15:45 No. 49893 ID: 5696d4
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"... I'll have to do this. I'm pretty sure Gezzono knows what he wants me to do-"

The Nocitome quickly changes his face, resembling an unexplained agony. "NO! PLEASE! NOT YOUR NOSE! DON'T TOUCH ME WITH IT!"

"... Sorry, but this is for my mom."

[CUTSCENE]

You mean like how you touched your mom and the kobold with your nose?

He's gonna go berserk for a bit then pass out, if the kobold is any indication.

Sanya 2009/09/23(Wed)15:55 No. 49904 ID: 5696d4
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... Well. Here goes nothing.

[CUTSCENE]

Gezzono 2009/09/23(Wed)15:56 No. 49905 ID: 5696d4
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Great. Now smell him a little.

[Ignore this one, I just wanted to post this for the lulz.]

>>49904

WHERE ARE YOU TOUCHING HIM WITH YOUR NOSE YOUNG LADY????

Sanya 2009/09/23(Wed)16:06 No. 49911 ID: 5696d4
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Mhm. Smells like chicken...

Sanya 2009/09/23(Wed)16:07 No. 49912 ID: 5696d4
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... AGAIN WITH THE GROWLING! What's going on?!

>>49912

You used too much teeth, it's sensitive down there. Ask Gezzono what the hecks he meaning of this while waiting for the thing to pass out.

Yeah, he seemed to know that would happen. How did he know? Were there any witnesses before?

Sanya 2009/09/23(Wed)16:23 No. 49920 ID: 5696d4
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>>49914

Gezzono says it's simple: my nose is enchanted with the spell "Amazon Kiss". Whoever touches or is touched by an object with "Amazon Kiss" will be bloodlusted, and will attack any living creature nearby.

He says the guard's agony will end soon; the membrane will eventually complete its crushing grip on his body. He thinks he has wasted enough time.

"Shall weeeeeeeeeeeeee?" he beckons my attention.

>>49919

He keeps quiet about it.

>>49920
How does he know this, how do we get it to stop, how long does it last, and why, precisely, is OUR NOSE NOW A WEAPON OF SINGLE-TARGET ENRAGEMENT

Most important is how long it lasts.

>>49920

What? I thought we were cutting him loose before he crushes to death. Shall we what?

Sanya 2009/09/23(Wed)16:31 No. 49925 ID: 5696d4
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>>49921
>>49922

Gezzono warns us about not using the Amazon Kiss-enchanted nose of ours as a weapon. He mentions it being even worse than my Mind Crush.

... Wait what, he knows about my mind crush?

>>49923

Gezzono wants us to move quickly. He does not tell me, but I sense something wrong is about to happen if we stay.

He said this was an alternative to cutting him loose. It doesn't seem like we accomplished anything at all by using our nose.

>>49925

Follow Gez and ask him what the hell did that accomplish if he's going to die anyway?

Sanya 2009/09/23(Wed)17:00 No. 49938 ID: 5696d4
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>>49926
>>49932

Gezzono utters that he was able to explain why my mother and the kobold both went berserk just by demonstrating what really caused it. He sees no further use for the dying guard, anyway.

I can see the outside now...

... Okay, even I'm confused on what really happened here.

>>49938

Obviously Gezzono is a bit violent compared to us. I don't like him anymore. Let's dump him and find some alternative help for our unfortunate nose far away from here. Know any good mages?

Sanya 2009/09/23(Wed)17:11 No. 49947 ID: 5696d4
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>>49940

Gezzono immediately turns his head around and scares us with a threat. He wants me, and will not wait for any longer.

Sanya 2009/09/23(Wed)17:14 No. 49950 ID: 5696d4
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"JUST KIDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!"

He mentions something about me being hunted by some groups, and that his perverted ideas will be the least of my worries.

>>49950
Oh be nice to him already. He's obvious of some plot importance, and he even sacrificed his own hand to save you. And he's so cuuuute~!

I'm not worried about perverted ideas. Alternative mages anywhere?

Can you Mind Crush or are you still too weak? He's so ugly.

Sanya 2009/09/23(Wed)17:27 No. 49957 ID: 5696d4
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>>49953

Laaaaaady Sanyaaaaa can't kiiiiill me with peeeeetty Mind Cruuuuuuush

NEEEEVER GONNA KIIIIIILL ME NEEEEVER NEVER NEEEEVER NEVER NEEEEVER NEVER NEEEEVER NEVER

That is not your corner. It is quite clearly rounded.

>>49957

Oh, dammit. He's got plot armor. Better follow him until we get a big rock.

Sanya 2009/09/23(Wed)17:36 No. 49961 ID: 5696d4
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Actually, Gezzono seems to be trembling a bit. He turns around with a worried face.

"Sssssssssomeone killed guaaaaaards, not meeeeeee..."

... Seems there's a third person who's actually behind all these killings, if Gezzono's telling the truth. Why would he lie about the kills, anyway?

Sanya 2009/09/23(Wed)17:40 No. 49963 ID: 5696d4
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"I'm sorrrrrrry for scaaaaaaaring you, Lady Saaaaaanya..."

He begins to fall down.

>>49961

Because he's a creep who's toying with us? The one against the rock was obviously killed like the one in the corridor. The same one who he already admitted to having attack him before.

You're going to end up nailed on the wall and your numbah one fan can love you forevereverever. Let's follow him, I'm intrigued.

>>49963
Whatever you do, keep your nose the fuck away from him.

Dang. Take evasive action and see where the arrow came from.

Sanya 2009/09/23(Wed)18:05 No. 49971 ID: 5696d4
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I check Gezzono for any signs of life. The arrow did not seem to hit anything hard; he'll live.

I, however, am still a target. Where could that guy be?

>>49971
Behind the rock.

>>49971

Behind rock. Mind Crush at first opportunity.

Sanya 2009/09/23(Wed)18:24 No. 49983 ID: 5696d4
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>>49972
>>49974

MIND CRUSH!

??? 2009/09/23(Wed)18:24 No. 49984 ID: 5696d4
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"UUUUUUUUAAAAARGH!"

Stop the spin cycle!

Well. I hope that wasn't someone that thought they were protecting us.

Sanya 2009/09/23(Wed)18:32 No. 49987 ID: 5696d4
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The figure finally lets out a loud scream. His voice was quite familiar, actually.

"Sanya! Stop blasting EVERYTHING with your Mind Crush!"

... Ooops. That was the kobold from the village.

"...point taken"

>>49987

Then who shot Tonberry. Roll left, roll right, stop, drop flat, stare at kobold wildly. Why did you shoot Gezzono?

Sanya 2009/09/23(Wed)18:44 No. 49997 ID: 5696d4
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>>49989

The kobold stutters. "I- I thought he's a rapist or something! Didn't you hear him cackle?!"

"Surely a handsome hero like me, Merdelp Dakikrilis, won't allow that!"

>>49997
Aww, the guy stood up to a potential rapist for you. Give him a nice hug and nuzzle noses with him.

Oh wait.

Sanya 2009/09/23(Wed)18:56 No. 50009 ID: 5696d4
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>>50003

"Uhh... I think I'll pass. I still know what happened when you last hugged me."

... Did Merdelp just implied that he remembered what happened earlier? I think he can actually help me out with his observation!

"... Who's this guy, anyway? I only dipped my arrow with a paralyzing juice so he's not really dead..."

>>50009

This is Gezzono and he's creepy but seems to know what is going on. He's also a terrible liar so I can't trust a single thing he says. I don't know what he wants of me but as you can see he's pretty dangerous. Unless he was telling the truth on not being the one responsible... And I'm actually expecting answers from this guy?

What are you doing here anyway and where is here? Is everything okay at home?

I think you should give that kobold a big, tight hug and a noserub.

Sanya 2009/09/23(Wed)20:03 No. 50034 ID: 5696d4
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>>50019

"Your mom's fine now... Apparently she suffered the same thing that happened to me, but we're okay now. And don't worry about the village either; we already eliminated the last threat last week and we're pretty much laxed there."

Upon hearing the story, Merdelp quickly jumps into action. He pulls out his bow and aims at the disabled Gezzono. "So YOU were the one who kidnapped Sanya!" he courageously spits out.

Gezzono struggles but cannot stand up. "Please... I have nothing to do with this... I am simply here to rescue Lady Sanya..."

"She needs to know about her father."

Follow Gezzono, but invite Merdelp to come along. Assure him Gezzono has been helpful.

Sanya 2009/09/23(Wed)20:25 No. 50040 ID: 5696d4
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Merdelp looks at me with curious eyes. "Are you sure? I mean, I am pretty fine with leaving the village for awhile, but can we really trust this man?"

I simply pat Merdelp on the shoulders. "... If he really knows about my father, then he knows not to mess around with me. He would not just lie about that, and if he did, I'll just take away his life."

Merdelp is silent.

>>50040
"He let me out of my shackles, I can at least see what he wants to talk to me about."

Sanya 2009/09/23(Wed)20:49 No. 50053 ID: 5696d4
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>>50042

We give Gezzono a minute for him to stand on his own; Merdelp's paralyzing arrow was not really that strong enough to take him down for good. However, the kobold does not seem to mind giving him another dose.

The Tonberry lets out a heavy sigh before continuing. "Your faaaaaaaaaaaather... He waaaaaas my studeeeeent... Stayed with meeeeee for five yeaaaaaars, leaaaaarning the arts of maaaaaagic..."

"Then one daaaaaay, he went oooooooff without traaaaaace..."

If there was any indication of Gezzono's expression, it was the slightly downed look upon his rough-skinned face. He seems to be sincere on his story, unlike how he acted earlier.

>>50040
i vote merdelp's name be officially changed to MURDER-P, and that he acquire some darkened crystal lens goggles as quickly as possible.

Sanya 2009/09/23(Wed)21:12 No. 50070 ID: 5696d4
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"Last daaaaay, he say about youuuuuu... Wants me to traaaaaain you for 'initiatioooooon'..."

"After whole yeaaaaar, I heard rumooooors about him... Some say he's deaaaaad..."

"I don't knooooow if he's dead, but I shaaaaall train you like prooooomised."

Sanya 2009/09/23(Wed)21:40 No. 50080 ID: 5696d4
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Now I understand. Gezzono was not being perverted for no reason; he, too, had been left by my father without even leaving anything behind. I guess we are really at the same page of the book. It must be hard for a teacher to see a student go.

To lighten up the mood, I have Murdelp scream out "THREE-MAN CAMERA POSE, GO!" so we can strut out the tension between everyone else. Gezzono replies with his usual grin.

Gezzono JOINS THE PARTY!
Murdelp JOINS THE PARTY!

Sanya 2009/09/23(Wed)21:47 No. 50082 ID: 5696d4
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... But where must we go now?

Murdelp contemplates going to the Dorf Fortress to get us some new equipments, and possibly information about my father. Gezzono points out that the other direction could lead us to hostile territories and possibly Yelmis, the leader of the Nocitome.

Where must we go now?

(I'm heading off for tonight, so if you want, you can discuss on where Sanya and the others must head first.)

>>50082
I can't think of a reason NOT to visit the dorfs.

Dorf up. You've been walking in your underwear too long. At least get a skirt you tart.

Sanya 2009/09/24(Thu)14:09 No. 50308 ID: 5696d4
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Well, I guess we should go to the fortress. Having only a knife in a journey is a bad idea.

------------------------

After hours of trudging, we finally made it near the entrance. We watch the lone Dorf guard standing beside the entrance, looking at us with his tired eyes. He takes great time in staring at Gezzono.

"... Mr. Gezzono, you ar'?" he speaks out. "You'll hafta come with me."

Gezzono bows slightly. "Pleaaaaaase give me a feeeeeew seconds. I will leaaaaaave something fooooor my frieeeeeeeends," he hisses pathetically at the last word.

[SHORT CUTSCENE]

Sanya 2009/09/24(Thu)14:16 No. 50311 ID: 5696d4
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With his only good hand, Gezzono pulls out something from his long purple robe. It seems to be a money bag, and he is giving it to us. He wants us to spend only what they need, and tells us not to worry about the treatment for his hands.

"I miiiiiiiiiight fancy being haaaaaaandicapped for awhiiiiiiiile... Discounts oooooooon the ale and allllll," he jokes before being taken by the guard.

"Holy POOP!" exclaims Murdelp as he opens the bag. "Five hundred gold! That's even MORE than what I earn for a WEEK!"

Sanya 2009/09/24(Thu)14:37 No. 50337 ID: 5696d4
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With Gezzono gone, I and Murdelp enter the fortress.

We're currently at the Town Square. The leftmost path leads to the residential area, but we have no purpose going there. The rightmost path goes to the castle.

On the left we see the Armory.
On the middle is the Potion Shop (though they sell more than just potions, I heard).
On the right is the prestigious establishment of the Dorfs: the Brewery.

... Now what?

We shall visit them from right to left.

First we will get drunk. Then we will acquire hallucinogenic substances and imbibe them, and THEN start buying weaponry.

>>50339
i agree with this course of action.

additionally, i vote merdelp's name be officially changed to MURDER-P, and that he acquire some darkened crystal lens goggles as quickly as possible. also possibly be shot 9 times, or something.

Actually getting drunk isn't the best plan, but you've been walking for hours, go relax for a while.

Sanya 2009/09/24(Thu)14:59 No. 50361 ID: 5696d4
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>>50339
>>50344
>>50351

But I don't really feel like drinki-

"DO NOT FRET, MILADY. I SHALL TAKE OVER THIS."

Murdelp takes away 100 gold from the bag and enters in faster than I can even say "whip rape". That bastard.

... I don't really want a drink right now, but should I follow Murdelp anyway?

>>50311
>spend only what you need
Visit the armory and potion shops only, unless you want to be a terrible person. Or maybe you have money of your own?

Yeah, I was thinking you'd spend some change and relax. What's he doing with that much money? You need to follow him, try to grab it back.

Sanya 2009/09/24(Thu)15:55 No. 50407 ID: 5696d4
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Yeah, knowing Murdelp, I bet he's gonna buy every mug o' beer he sees and tries to down them in failure. Since he took out one-fifth of our gold, I should see for myself what he's up to.

... Uh oh. Seems like he troubled a very angry Dorf.

Ask whats going on.

Ask whats going on.

>>50407
How troubled? Try to smooth it over.

Sanya 2009/09/24(Thu)17:38 No. 50488 ID: 5696d4
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I look down at the Dorf, but only because of his short height. Even with it, he seems to be intimidating.

"This lad be tippin' mah drink!" he points to the mug on the floor. There is a considerable amount of ale spilled over.

"... And now he's gonna pay!"

>>50488
Okay, well pay for his drink then. That's what he wants, isn't it?

>>50488
"Okay, how many gold for a full mug?"

>>50488

Monetarily sure, bodily no. He'll buy you a new beer and that will be that.

Sanya 2009/09/24(Thu)17:50 No. 50511 ID: 5696d4
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>>50492
>>50493
>>50498

"Fine."

...

"... But it'll cost ya 400 Gold."

>>50511

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! no.

400 gold? THATS OUTRAGEOUS, I CHALLENGE YOUR HONOR IN A DRINKING CONTEST!

How about we ARM WRESTLE for it?

>>50511
400? Is he drinking distilled angel tears or is a dwarf unable to take a bump from a kobold?

Sanya 2009/09/24(Thu)17:57 No. 50533 ID: 5696d4
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"This not be any kind'a ale, lassie! THIS IS BEARDBEARD ALE."

"Pay up, or suck up!"

Sanya 2009/09/24(Thu)18:36 No. 50559 ID: 5696d4
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By the looks of the Dorf, it seems he won't let us get away from this situation with easy.

What should I do now?

(going to bed now; will continue tomorrow)

>>50559
Mind crush?

400 gold for a mug of beer? That's crap. Mega-crap.

Tell him to fuck off or die. If he doesn't choose 'fuck off,' mind crush.

Ask the bartender how much it really costs.

I think it might be good to get an idea of how much gold is actually worth. Since 500 coins appear to be one week's pay for one kobold (unless he was grossly exaggerating?) I guess gold isn't valuable.

The question is why they don't just use another substance for money, since gold is apparently worth about as much per pound as dirt or water.

>>50620
Think about what happens in this situation if you replace "gold" with "dollars"

In our economy, 10 dollars an hour for 50 hours, 500/week, is reasonable pay for the sort of unpleasant, unskilled manual labor in a pseudoindustrial environment (i.e. not foodservice) that the better sort of kobold could pull off. It is also a lot to pay for a drink.

>>50559

Tell him you'll challenge him to a contest for the cash. Like drinking or arm wrestling or headbutting.

Sanya 2009/09/25(Fri)12:43 No. 50827 ID: 5696d4
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>gold talk

We live in an age where alchemy has been "re-proven" as a valid concept. We don't mine for gold anymore; we transmute them from precious metals. As a result, more and more gold is created at the cost of the real value of gold skydropping down to a level that even you wouldn't believe.

Still, we take the "mentality" of its value into account; hence the existence of gold as a type of currency. It'll be quite hectic if we degrade our economy to a barter system.

Sanya 2009/09/25(Fri)14:29 No. 50882 ID: 5696d4
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The Dorf ponders about my suggestion of a contest.

"Fine. If you win, I let y'a go off'ta this mess."

He eyes at me, seemingly looking for something that I should give up when I lose. Any suggestions?

>>50882
inb4 clothes

Sanya 2009/09/25(Fri)15:01 No. 50907 ID: 5696d4
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Oh yeah, how could I forget? It's 400 gold for the Dorf if I lose!

"THE WEAK SHALL PERISH AND THE STRONG SHALL SURVIVE. WHO WILL PROVE THIS AXIOM TODAY?"

>>50907
Trolling contest.
If need be, we can break out the nose.

Show titties.

>>50910
Or rather...
Wet T-shirt contest!

Sanya 2009/09/25(Fri)15:27 No. 50931 ID: 5696d4
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>>50914

Well, here goes nothing...

... *soft moaning*

... This is real classy ... and all I wanted was a skirt to cover our shame.

But there's one thing you should know, that dorf is a female and it's got enormous jubblies under that beard.

Dorf: Counter with a drinking song!

Dorf 2009/09/25(Fri)15:47 No. 50952 ID: 5696d4
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"Am I doin' it right?"

>>50952

*swoon*

Be disgusted. Declare victory for self.

Realize you've probably spilled fucktons more gold worth of beer onto your breasts.

Have Murdelp lick it off so it doesn't go to waste.

Sanya 2009/09/25(Fri)16:02 No. 50968 ID: 5696d4
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>>50957

Murdelp is too stunned at what's happening in front of him...

Sanya 2009/09/25(Fri)16:04 No. 50970 ID: 5696d4
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... but he's still conscious enough to officially declare me the winner.

"... I'd hit that," says the bartender, who was actually watching the whole time.

Well, declare victory first to un-stun him.

Honestly, that was a lot of trouble over some spilled beer. Next time let's make sure we win something if we win.

In the meantime let's drink some beer, starting with what was spilled over Sanya.

Sanya 2009/09/25(Fri)16:16 No. 51000 ID: 5696d4
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The bartender looks at the three of us, but gazes an angry stare at the Dorf. He then proceeds to kick him out of the Brewery.

"Sorry 'boot that. He be always causin' trouble when'ver he's 'round. And don't cha worry 'boot the beer; they only cause 10 gold a mug."

Seeing as we wasted two mugs of beer, I had no choice but to pay him out.

"So... whatcha doin' 'round here? Y'know folks 'round here dun really like da kind'of ya, ye?"

He seems to be a good start for obtaining information.

>>51000
*Drink*
Gezzono?
*Drink*
Yelmis, the leader of the Nocitome?
*Drink*
Any wizards around to remove a curse?
*Drink*

Sanya 2009/09/25(Fri)16:38 No. 51037 ID: 5696d4
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- 30 More Gold

"Haven't heard'of Gezzono? He be da strange guy from da woods, but most Dorfs call him 'The Elementalist Tonberry'. Quite famous 'round here, I tell ya. Helped us when we had dat huge forest fi'e months ago."

"Ya meant'ta say 'Yelims', lass. King o' da Nocitome, livin' by the north-east. Also a magician, and leads them weird half-humanoids 'round. Best be not messin' by his territory, or ya pay yo' head fo' him."

"Ha! Askin' a Dorf for magic stuff won't work, ya dragon thing."

What half-humanoids?

The Bartender 2009/09/25(Fri)16:44 No. 51050 ID: 5696d4
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>>51042

"I'm talkin' 'boot them Nocitomes, lass! Strange skin color, hidin' their limbs in most cases, really wide mouths to feast on anythin' tha' moves!

I tell ya', they're not normal."

>Nocitomes
Gesundheit!

Yeah... you wouldn't want anything around with strange skin tones (weren't you supposed to be olive drab?) and large mouths...

Look shiftily left and right, then run from the bar.

Time to go shopping, I'm out of questions.

Sanya 2009/09/25(Fri)17:48 No. 51164 ID: 5696d4
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> Shopping... Questions...

*HIC* Geez, guys, what the *HIC* are you talking about...

>>51164

That's it, you're cut off.

Let's go and try to find Gezzono

Murdelp 2009/09/25(Fri)17:57 No. 51180 ID: 5696d4
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Uh oh, seems like Sanya won't be able to sober herself up long enough. I guess I'll take the gold and head out.

You take: 440 Gold

... Now where should I go again?

[As an indirect character, Murdelp is more reluctant to take your suggestions. However, please do not be discouraged.]

Let's go into the potion store to buy high-powered stimulants. That'll sober her up!

>>51180

Let's go and buy Sanya something nice at the market.

>>51180
Head to the armory. Equipping ourselves for the journey is why we came here.

Murdelp 2009/09/25(Fri)18:11 No. 51205 ID: 5696d4
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I know! I'll go to the Potion Shop! I'm pretty sure Sanya can handle herself with just a knife! She can do LOTS of stuff with it!

... Gee, I sure wish I can see those stuff over the counter.

>>51180
Armory. I hope you know her measurements, so you can get armor that will fit.

>>51186

Like a skirt... or a burkha at this rate. Armor and a weapon would be nice but can we afford any.

>>51205
Don't worry, I got this. Red potions restore life, Green potions restore magic, and Blue potions fill up both magic and health!

Murdelp 2009/09/25(Fri)18:19 No. 51224 ID: 5696d4
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One Green thingy and One Blue thingy, please?

... Mr. Dorf?

... Why are you snickering?

You obtained GREEN POTION.
You obtained BLUE POTION.

My inventory can only hold two more items. To the Armory!

>>51224
You should probably ask what they do, just in case.

No. That's stupid. Ask him what they do.

On second thought, forget it. Test out samples of both potions on Sanya.

>>51224
You didn't take the Wisdom Stone, did you? You can't even hear us.

Murdelp 2009/09/25(Fri)18:34 No. 51248 ID: 5696d4
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... Why do I feel like I'm ignoring some voices? Ahh well.

TO THE ARMORY!

----------------------

...

WHY IS EVERYTHING SO FUKKEN HUUUUUUUUUUGE- oh wait, there's a menu.

Sword - 200 Gold
Spear - 250 Gold
Wooden Mail - 200 Gold
Buckler - 150 Gold

"Sorry, shortstuff," the Elf shopkeeper tells me. "We're out of stock on the more advanced weapons and armors. Waiting for a PARCEL from Mr. Oak, you see?"

>>51248
We only have 240 gold left, armor is probably most important. Buy the wooden mail, not that you'll even hear us.

>>51248
Well if they had anything better you wouldn't be able to even BUY it with 240 gold.

Just get a sword. You don't even have a weapon, do you? You use Sanya's dagger, she uses the sword.

Murdelp 2009/09/25(Fri)18:44 No. 51267 ID: 5696d4
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WOODEN MAIL GET!

After three purchases, my gold is down to 40 gold. Better return to Sanya and give her the items.

...

Okay, sure. Do that. Randomly give her some of a potion to heal her drunkenness. Either should work.

Murdelp 2009/09/25(Fri)19:01 No. 51292 ID: 5696d4
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I can hear Sanya's voice a few steps away from the entrance. Better go insi-

"OH, GEZZONO! I'M *HIC* TICKLISH OVER THERE!"

>>51292

Who is that? Defend Sanya's honor!

>>51292

Sanya, what are you doing?... You need that burkha don't you.

Murdelp 2009/09/25(Fri)19:13 No. 51300 ID: 5696d4
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It's the Bartender! I imagined him spiking Sanya's drink; Sanya just wouldn't get drunk after only three mugs.

I pull out my bow and aim at him, but the way he's positioned, I might hurt Sanya.

... But if I let him hurt Sanya...

OH, TO HECK WITH THIS.

"YOU! STOP RAPING SANYA WHILE I HAVEN'T TOUCHED HER YET!"

>>51300

Get 'em little dude. defend your woman's honor.

Murdelp 2009/09/25(Fri)19:23 No. 51315 ID: 5696d4
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The bartender turns towards me, but he doesn't seem intimidated.

"... And what will YOU do? Point dat thing ya' call an'arrow and kill me?"

He lets out an almost-maniacal laugh.

"Face it. You're a Kobold. No one's really scared of your kind."

>>51315

"I'll take out your other eye, pervert."

Pivot around to aim at him without your useless girlfriend as a backstop.

Murdelp 2009/09/25(Fri)19:35 No. 51339 ID: 5696d4
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"Here. My face. C'mon, you can do i-"

Murdelp 2009/09/25(Fri)19:36 No. 51340 ID: 5696d4
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"-IIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!"

>>51340

Well, nice shot.

We might be fucked. Go see if Sanya's ok.

Now steal all the money. Also, wake Sanya up. Give her a "health" "potion" to wake her up. (Surely it does SOMEthing.)

Murdelp 2009/09/25(Fri)19:53 No. 51365 ID: 5696d4
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"... I might not be as strong, tough or agile as Gezzono or Sanya..."

"... I might not have any magic at all..."

"... I might be a burden on my friends..."

Murdelp 2009/09/25(Fri)19:54 No. 51369 ID: 5696d4
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"... But if you hurt them, or insult my kind..."

"I WON'T FORGIVE YOU."

>>51369
Holy shit, thats not any energy. Thats GREEN energy! Thats the most powerful kind!

>>51369

Well you got something in your head.

...let's go check on Sanya. Grab his money real quick.

Wow, that was gay.

Give Sanya a pull from one of the potion bottles (not the whole thing!) to wake her up.

Or just slap her titties around until she wakes up and slaps you.

Sanya 2009/09/25(Fri)20:08 No. 51384 ID: 5696d4
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> ... slap her titties

Wait WHAT NOW?!

Ugh, my head hurts a bit. Did someone just torture me or something?

>>51384

Your little kobold friend just saved you from getting raped by a dwarf by shooting his other eye out.

To put it bluntly.

>>51384
Dramatically talk about how you killed the evil dwarf and saved her extremely green breasts from harm.

>>51373
GREEN? I thought it was mauve... no, no wait mauve was "dangerous."

>>51384
Right, yeah. What he (>>51387) said.
Also he had a pretty intense, green... head... glowy... thingy going on.
Might wanna look at what that's all about.

Sanya 2009/09/25(Fri)20:23 No. 51398 ID: 5696d4
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>>51388

Talk about what? To who? And whose breasts-

...

>>51387
>>51393

Oh yeah, I do remember fainting from something I drank... Did the Bartender do all this?

... I guess I should thank Murdelp for this, but NOT BY ANY SENSUAL MEANS LIKE YOU SUGGESTED TWO WEEKS AGO.

> green thing shining on Murdelp's forehead

What green thing? I don't see anything on his forehead.

The kobold saved you from disgusting dwarf rape. The least you can do it let him motorboat you later.

For now, put a top on.

>>51398

Meh it's not like you weren't enjoying the dwarf just a little bit.

Well, for now let's just give him a nice noserub and a "thank you."

Sanya 2009/09/25(Fri)20:47 No. 51411 ID: 5696d4
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>>51400
>>51401

Yeah yeah, I hear you. Just give me a sec-

"DID YOU SEE THAT AWESOME HIT?! I GOT HIM IN THE EYE!"

I look at Murdelp with a cold stare. "Shush, you..."

[CUTSCENE]

Sanya 2009/09/25(Fri)21:02 No. 51416 ID: 5696d4
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I place my hand in front of his face, rubbing his nose with my finger. I then smile serenely at him.

"... I know you're able to save me when I need it."

[CUTSCENE]

Sanya 2009/09/25(Fri)21:16 No. 51425 ID: 5696d4
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"Come on. We need to find Gezzono."

And thus I carry Murdelp on my shoulders as he squeals like a child. He may be "mature" in comparison to his kind, but he does not want to complicate everything with unnecessary paranoia and disturbance.

"WHEEEEEEEEEE!" he continues to shout.

[CUTSCENE]

Sanya 2009/09/25(Fri)21:29 No. 51426 ID: 5696d4
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"By the way, nice breasts, Sanya."

...

Sanya 2009/09/25(Fri)21:32 No. 51427 ID: 5696d4
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CONCLUDED.

Boom? Did you just smack him for complimenting your appearance, after he saved you from dwarf molestation?

That is not cool.

>>51431
I think that was something exploding elsewhere.

FORESHADOWING!

>>51439
Complimenting Sanya makes something distant explode.

...

Noserubbing equals murderous rage, compliments equal explosions...
There's eventually going to be a showdown where foreplay kills an entire army, isn't there.

>>51441

http://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/src/125392046986.png

Too late.