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49362 No. 49362 ID: 5696d4

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No. 50363 ID: 632862

>>50311
>spend only what you need
Visit the armory and potion shops only, unless you want to be a terrible person. Or maybe you have money of your own?
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No. 50372 ID: bd6ea1

Yeah, I was thinking you'd spend some change and relax. What's he doing with that much money? You need to follow him, try to grab it back.
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No. 50407 ID: 5696d4
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50407

Yeah, knowing Murdelp, I bet he's gonna buy every mug o' beer he sees and tries to down them in failure. Since he took out one-fifth of our gold, I should see for myself what he's up to.

... Uh oh. Seems like he troubled a very angry Dorf.
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No. 50463 ID: 476456

Ask whats going on.
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No. 50464 ID: 476456

Ask whats going on.
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No. 50467 ID: bd6ea1

>>50407
How troubled? Try to smooth it over.
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No. 50488 ID: 5696d4
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50488

I look down at the Dorf, but only because of his short height. Even with it, he seems to be intimidating.

"This lad be tippin' mah drink!" he points to the mug on the floor. There is a considerable amount of ale spilled over.

"... And now he's gonna pay!"
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No. 50492 ID: 632862

>>50488
Okay, well pay for his drink then. That's what he wants, isn't it?
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No. 50493 ID: bd6ea1

>>50488
"Okay, how many gold for a full mug?"
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No. 50498 ID: bffa2a

>>50488

Monetarily sure, bodily no. He'll buy you a new beer and that will be that.
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No. 50511 ID: 5696d4
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50511

>>50492
>>50493
>>50498

"Fine."

...

"... But it'll cost ya 400 Gold."
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No. 50515 ID: bffa2a

>>50511

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! no.
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No. 50516 ID: 476456

400 gold? THATS OUTRAGEOUS, I CHALLENGE YOUR HONOR IN A DRINKING CONTEST!
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No. 50518 ID: 950eaa

How about we ARM WRESTLE for it?
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No. 50520 ID: bd6ea1

>>50511
400? Is he drinking distilled angel tears or is a dwarf unable to take a bump from a kobold?
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No. 50533 ID: 5696d4
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50533

"This not be any kind'a ale, lassie! THIS IS BEARDBEARD ALE."

"Pay up, or suck up!"
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No. 50559 ID: 5696d4
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50559

By the looks of the Dorf, it seems he won't let us get away from this situation with easy.

What should I do now?

(going to bed now; will continue tomorrow)
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No. 50563 ID: 4553b2

>>50559
Mind crush?
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No. 50591 ID: 7eda8b

400 gold for a mug of beer? That's crap. Mega-crap.

Tell him to fuck off or die. If he doesn't choose 'fuck off,' mind crush.
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No. 50603 ID: 632862

Ask the bartender how much it really costs.
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No. 50620 ID: 7eda8b

I think it might be good to get an idea of how much gold is actually worth. Since 500 coins appear to be one week's pay for one kobold (unless he was grossly exaggerating?) I guess gold isn't valuable.

The question is why they don't just use another substance for money, since gold is apparently worth about as much per pound as dirt or water.
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No. 50772 ID: ed8d8a

>>50620
Think about what happens in this situation if you replace "gold" with "dollars"

In our economy, 10 dollars an hour for 50 hours, 500/week, is reasonable pay for the sort of unpleasant, unskilled manual labor in a pseudoindustrial environment (i.e. not foodservice) that the better sort of kobold could pull off. It is also a lot to pay for a drink.
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No. 50773 ID: 2cbe3e

>>50559

Tell him you'll challenge him to a contest for the cash. Like drinking or arm wrestling or headbutting.
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No. 50827 ID: 5696d4
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50827

>gold talk

We live in an age where alchemy has been "re-proven" as a valid concept. We don't mine for gold anymore; we transmute them from precious metals. As a result, more and more gold is created at the cost of the real value of gold skydropping down to a level that even you wouldn't believe.

Still, we take the "mentality" of its value into account; hence the existence of gold as a type of currency. It'll be quite hectic if we degrade our economy to a barter system.
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No. 50882 ID: 5696d4
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50882

The Dorf ponders about my suggestion of a contest.

"Fine. If you win, I let y'a go off'ta this mess."

He eyes at me, seemingly looking for something that I should give up when I lose. Any suggestions?
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No. 50883 ID: 6faa8c

>>50882
inb4 clothes
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No. 50907 ID: 5696d4
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50907

Oh yeah, how could I forget? It's 400 gold for the Dorf if I lose!

"THE WEAK SHALL PERISH AND THE STRONG SHALL SURVIVE. WHO WILL PROVE THIS AXIOM TODAY?"
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No. 50908 ID: 43d730

>>50907
Trolling contest.
If need be, we can break out the nose.
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No. 50910 ID: fb5d8e

Show titties.
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No. 50914 ID: c80cec

>>50910
Or rather...
Wet T-shirt contest!
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No. 50931 ID: 5696d4
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50931

>>50914

Well, here goes nothing...

... *soft moaning*
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No. 50942 ID: bffa2a

... This is real classy ... and all I wanted was a skirt to cover our shame.

But there's one thing you should know, that dorf is a female and it's got enormous jubblies under that beard.
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No. 50944 ID: 18212a

Dorf: Counter with a drinking song!
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No. 50952 ID: 5696d4
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50952

"Am I doin' it right?"
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No. 50953 ID: bffa2a

>>50952

*swoon*
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No. 50957 ID: 7eda8b

Be disgusted. Declare victory for self.

Realize you've probably spilled fucktons more gold worth of beer onto your breasts.

Have Murdelp lick it off so it doesn't go to waste.
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No. 50968 ID: 5696d4
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50968

>>50957

Murdelp is too stunned at what's happening in front of him...
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No. 50970 ID: 5696d4
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50970

... but he's still conscious enough to officially declare me the winner.

"... I'd hit that," says the bartender, who was actually watching the whole time.
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No. 50971 ID: 7eda8b

Well, declare victory first to un-stun him.
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No. 50979 ID: 7eda8b

Honestly, that was a lot of trouble over some spilled beer. Next time let's make sure we win something if we win.

In the meantime let's drink some beer, starting with what was spilled over Sanya.
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No. 51000 ID: 5696d4
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51000

The bartender looks at the three of us, but gazes an angry stare at the Dorf. He then proceeds to kick him out of the Brewery.

"Sorry 'boot that. He be always causin' trouble when'ver he's 'round. And don't cha worry 'boot the beer; they only cause 10 gold a mug."

Seeing as we wasted two mugs of beer, I had no choice but to pay him out.

"So... whatcha doin' 'round here? Y'know folks 'round here dun really like da kind'of ya, ye?"

He seems to be a good start for obtaining information.
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No. 51022 ID: bffa2a

>>51000
*Drink*
Gezzono?
*Drink*
Yelmis, the leader of the Nocitome?
*Drink*
Any wizards around to remove a curse?
*Drink*
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No. 51037 ID: 5696d4
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51037

- 30 More Gold

"Haven't heard'of Gezzono? He be da strange guy from da woods, but most Dorfs call him 'The Elementalist Tonberry'. Quite famous 'round here, I tell ya. Helped us when we had dat huge forest fi'e months ago."

"Ya meant'ta say 'Yelims', lass. King o' da Nocitome, livin' by the north-east. Also a magician, and leads them weird half-humanoids 'round. Best be not messin' by his territory, or ya pay yo' head fo' him."

"Ha! Askin' a Dorf for magic stuff won't work, ya dragon thing."
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No. 51042 ID: 7eda8b

What half-humanoids?
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No. 51050 ID: 5696d4
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51050

>>51042

"I'm talkin' 'boot them Nocitomes, lass! Strange skin color, hidin' their limbs in most cases, really wide mouths to feast on anythin' tha' moves!

I tell ya', they're not normal."
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No. 51058 ID: 7eda8b

>Nocitomes
Gesundheit!

Yeah... you wouldn't want anything around with strange skin tones (weren't you supposed to be olive drab?) and large mouths...

Look shiftily left and right, then run from the bar.
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No. 51113 ID: bffa2a

Time to go shopping, I'm out of questions.
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No. 51164 ID: 5696d4
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51164

> Shopping... Questions...

*HIC* Geez, guys, what the *HIC* are you talking about...
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No. 51177 ID: 9e9b47

>>51164

That's it, you're cut off.

Let's go and try to find Gezzono
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No. 51180 ID: 5696d4
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51180

Uh oh, seems like Sanya won't be able to sober herself up long enough. I guess I'll take the gold and head out.

You take: 440 Gold

... Now where should I go again?

[As an indirect character, Murdelp is more reluctant to take your suggestions. However, please do not be discouraged.]
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No. 51182 ID: 7eda8b

Let's go into the potion store to buy high-powered stimulants. That'll sober her up!
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No. 51186 ID: 9e9b47

>>51180

Let's go and buy Sanya something nice at the market.
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No. 51203 ID: c42be6

>>51180
Head to the armory. Equipping ourselves for the journey is why we came here.
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No. 51205 ID: 5696d4
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51205

I know! I'll go to the Potion Shop! I'm pretty sure Sanya can handle herself with just a knife! She can do LOTS of stuff with it!

... Gee, I sure wish I can see those stuff over the counter.
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No. 51206 ID: 632862

>>51180
Armory. I hope you know her measurements, so you can get armor that will fit.
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No. 51208 ID: bffa2a

>>51186

Like a skirt... or a burkha at this rate. Armor and a weapon would be nice but can we afford any.
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No. 51214 ID: c42be6

>>51205
Don't worry, I got this. Red potions restore life, Green potions restore magic, and Blue potions fill up both magic and health!
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No. 51224 ID: 5696d4
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51224

One Green thingy and One Blue thingy, please?

... Mr. Dorf?

... Why are you snickering?

You obtained GREEN POTION.
You obtained BLUE POTION.

My inventory can only hold two more items. To the Armory!
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No. 51229 ID: 632862

>>51224
You should probably ask what they do, just in case.
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No. 51230 ID: 7eda8b

No. That's stupid. Ask him what they do.
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No. 51234 ID: 7eda8b

On second thought, forget it. Test out samples of both potions on Sanya.
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No. 51241 ID: c42be6

>>51224
You didn't take the Wisdom Stone, did you? You can't even hear us.
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No. 51248 ID: 5696d4
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51248

... Why do I feel like I'm ignoring some voices? Ahh well.

TO THE ARMORY!

----------------------

...

WHY IS EVERYTHING SO FUKKEN HUUUUUUUUUUGE- oh wait, there's a menu.

Sword - 200 Gold
Spear - 250 Gold
Wooden Mail - 200 Gold
Buckler - 150 Gold

"Sorry, shortstuff," the Elf shopkeeper tells me. "We're out of stock on the more advanced weapons and armors. Waiting for a PARCEL from Mr. Oak, you see?"
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No. 51259 ID: c42be6

>>51248
We only have 240 gold left, armor is probably most important. Buy the wooden mail, not that you'll even hear us.
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No. 51264 ID: 632862

>>51248
Well if they had anything better you wouldn't be able to even BUY it with 240 gold.

Just get a sword. You don't even have a weapon, do you? You use Sanya's dagger, she uses the sword.
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No. 51267 ID: 5696d4
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51267

WOODEN MAIL GET!

After three purchases, my gold is down to 40 gold. Better return to Sanya and give her the items.
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No. 51271 ID: 7eda8b

...

Okay, sure. Do that. Randomly give her some of a potion to heal her drunkenness. Either should work.
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No. 51292 ID: 5696d4
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51292

I can hear Sanya's voice a few steps away from the entrance. Better go insi-

"OH, GEZZONO! I'M *HIC* TICKLISH OVER THERE!"
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No. 51295 ID: 9e9b47

>>51292

Who is that? Defend Sanya's honor!
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No. 51296 ID: bffa2a

>>51292

Sanya, what are you doing?... You need that burkha don't you.
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No. 51300 ID: 5696d4
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51300

It's the Bartender! I imagined him spiking Sanya's drink; Sanya just wouldn't get drunk after only three mugs.

I pull out my bow and aim at him, but the way he's positioned, I might hurt Sanya.

... But if I let him hurt Sanya...

OH, TO HECK WITH THIS.

"YOU! STOP RAPING SANYA WHILE I HAVEN'T TOUCHED HER YET!"
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No. 51303 ID: 9e9b47

>>51300

Get 'em little dude. defend your woman's honor.
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No. 51315 ID: 5696d4
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51315

The bartender turns towards me, but he doesn't seem intimidated.

"... And what will YOU do? Point dat thing ya' call an'arrow and kill me?"

He lets out an almost-maniacal laugh.

"Face it. You're a Kobold. No one's really scared of your kind."
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No. 51320 ID: 9e9b47

>>51315

"I'll take out your other eye, pervert."
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No. 51321 ID: 7eda8b

Pivot around to aim at him without your useless girlfriend as a backstop.
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No. 51339 ID: 5696d4
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51339

"Here. My face. C'mon, you can do i-"
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No. 51340 ID: 5696d4
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51340

"-IIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!"
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No. 51346 ID: 9e9b47

>>51340

Well, nice shot.

We might be fucked. Go see if Sanya's ok.
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No. 51348 ID: 7eda8b

Now steal all the money. Also, wake Sanya up. Give her a "health" "potion" to wake her up. (Surely it does SOMEthing.)
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No. 51365 ID: 5696d4
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51365

"... I might not be as strong, tough or agile as Gezzono or Sanya..."

"... I might not have any magic at all..."

"... I might be a burden on my friends..."
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No. 51369 ID: 5696d4
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51369

"... But if you hurt them, or insult my kind..."

"I WON'T FORGIVE YOU."
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No. 51373 ID: 45afb1

>>51369
Holy shit, thats not any energy. Thats GREEN energy! Thats the most powerful kind!
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No. 51375 ID: 9e9b47

>>51369

Well you got something in your head.

...let's go check on Sanya. Grab his money real quick.
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No. 51379 ID: 7eda8b

Wow, that was gay.

Give Sanya a pull from one of the potion bottles (not the whole thing!) to wake her up.

Or just slap her titties around until she wakes up and slaps you.
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No. 51384 ID: 5696d4
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51384

> ... slap her titties

Wait WHAT NOW?!

Ugh, my head hurts a bit. Did someone just torture me or something?
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No. 51387 ID: 9e9b47

>>51384

Your little kobold friend just saved you from getting raped by a dwarf by shooting his other eye out.

To put it bluntly.
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No. 51388 ID: 7eda8b

>>51384
Dramatically talk about how you killed the evil dwarf and saved her extremely green breasts from harm.
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No. 51393 ID: f44349

>>51373
GREEN? I thought it was mauve... no, no wait mauve was "dangerous."

>>51384
Right, yeah. What he (>>51387) said.
Also he had a pretty intense, green... head... glowy... thingy going on.
Might wanna look at what that's all about.
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No. 51398 ID: 5696d4
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51398

>>51388

Talk about what? To who? And whose breasts-

...

>>51387
>>51393

Oh yeah, I do remember fainting from something I drank... Did the Bartender do all this?

... I guess I should thank Murdelp for this, but NOT BY ANY SENSUAL MEANS LIKE YOU SUGGESTED TWO WEEKS AGO.

> green thing shining on Murdelp's forehead

What green thing? I don't see anything on his forehead.
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No. 51400 ID: 7eda8b

The kobold saved you from disgusting dwarf rape. The least you can do it let him motorboat you later.

For now, put a top on.
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No. 51401 ID: 9e9b47

>>51398

Meh it's not like you weren't enjoying the dwarf just a little bit.

Well, for now let's just give him a nice noserub and a "thank you."
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No. 51411 ID: 5696d4
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51411

>>51400
>>51401

Yeah yeah, I hear you. Just give me a sec-

"DID YOU SEE THAT AWESOME HIT?! I GOT HIM IN THE EYE!"

I look at Murdelp with a cold stare. "Shush, you..."

[CUTSCENE]
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No. 51416 ID: 5696d4
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51416

I place my hand in front of his face, rubbing his nose with my finger. I then smile serenely at him.

"... I know you're able to save me when I need it."

[CUTSCENE]
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No. 51425 ID: 5696d4
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51425

"Come on. We need to find Gezzono."

And thus I carry Murdelp on my shoulders as he squeals like a child. He may be "mature" in comparison to his kind, but he does not want to complicate everything with unnecessary paranoia and disturbance.

"WHEEEEEEEEEE!" he continues to shout.

[CUTSCENE]
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No. 51426 ID: 5696d4
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51426

"By the way, nice breasts, Sanya."

...
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No. 51427 ID: 5696d4
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51427

CONCLUDED.
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No. 51431 ID: 7eda8b

Boom? Did you just smack him for complimenting your appearance, after he saved you from dwarf molestation?

That is not cool.
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No. 51439 ID: 632862

>>51431
I think that was something exploding elsewhere.

FORESHADOWING!
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No. 51441 ID: 43d730

>>51439
Complimenting Sanya makes something distant explode.

...

Noserubbing equals murderous rage, compliments equal explosions...
There's eventually going to be a showdown where foreplay kills an entire army, isn't there.
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No. 51442 ID: 5696d4

>>51441

http://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/src/125392046986.png

Too late.
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