say nothing and just wait for it all to happen then say I told you so

Oooh try making it rain tapioca! Or was it pudding?

We could never get that to work.

Yep, lizbeth sold you her spot as protagonist.
Now, if only you knew magic of some kind.
Anyways, formal introduction time? We're The One of Many! The theoretically omnipotent source of magic. Take off your top.

Where are the Eaggran? SHouldn't they still be guarding the exit?

>Insert do you believe in magic?
Yes. We are magic.

Also, that Lizard was Lizbeth Suss. An ancient, ageless magical construct, the physical vessel for the voices of the many / voices of magic (that's us, b-t-dubs), last surviving bearer of the soul foci gems, an absurdly powerful mage specializing in reality warping, and to top it all off? Incredibly irresponsible and impulse driven.

So congratulations. A physical mad god basically offered to let you hold onto one of the sources of her power for a while. And you said yes. Your life is now basically going to be dealing with everyone who wants this power.

>imperial freedoms
>we don't [have them]
You were totally whining about imperial freedoms when we tried to admonish you on the whole slavery thing.

Kaktus 2013/02/22(Fri)11:19 No. 495115 ID: b3ca75
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>Oooh try making it rain pudding!
Creating tapioca pudding… please stand by… average wait-time: 6 months. Started creating on 22/11/12… current date: 22/2/13… Remaining time: 3 months.

>You were totally whining about imperial freedoms when we tried to admonish you on the whole slavery thing.
Having the freedom to own plant people isn’t imperial freedom. The right to govern yourself as a state with no overlord but the emperor is imperial freedom and last time I checked we don’t have an emperor.
>Your life is now basically going to be dealing with everyone who wants this power.
Son of an Eaggran! I knew there was some fine print!

>Now, if only you knew magic of some kind.
…yes, if only I had magic… haha… ha… because I absolutely doesn’t have any right now… ha…
>Take off your top.
…why? I don’t really have anything to show under it. If you want to be a pervert you’d have to ask me to remove my bottom instead.

>Where are the Eaggran? Shouldn't they still be guarding the exit?
Speaking of servants… where are they?
That’s a good question…
Oh, gods, the empire have stolen them!
…they aren’t going to sneak them away in the middle of the night…

*Boom* Scream!* Invasion noises* I should really pay the sound guy more because these sound effects suck*

And that sounds like someone fighting… uh, maybe you were right about this whole invasion thing.
W-what are we going to do!?
Go to bed? I mean, what can we do? This isn’t our fight to fight after all…

Insert fighting fighter fights fighters_

>*Invasion noises*
Best sfx.

>what do?
You choices are to fight the invaders, hide and/or run, or hope you can join with them.

hey FYI we kind of told the guy looking for you that you were here and that you would meat him, so yaaaahh. he goes by the name of Dylon but everyone just calls him Folken so if you see anyone trying to take your head, well we did get a safety word put up to let you skip all of the fighting it was
Learn, Adapt, Evolve
or you could just say F*** it and sleep at the inn in town and hope this all just blows over

Okay wow, you are really bad at lying to us.
Okay, what magic do you know?

Don't forget that one of us happened to mention her species and gender so he has at least a vague idea of who to look for. We also seem to get jettisoned to certain important people when they are within range and the guy leading the army seems to qualify, so you may lose contact with us again while we talk to this Folken guy.

Kaktus 2013/02/22(Fri)12:49 No. 495133 ID: b3ca75
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>hey FYI we kind of told the guy looking for you that you were here and that you would meet him, so yaaaahh.
So… I’m going to have some visitor soon, huh? So I either run and hide or hope they don’t want to something bad to me…
>Okay, what magic do you know?
The kind that screws up your life and we don’t talk about.

>You choices are to fight the invaders, hide and/or run, or hope you can join with them.
>you could just say F*** it and hope this all just blows over.

Fight <--
Hide
Run
Join
F*** it

You have chosen fight! Let’s crack some heads!

Well I’m going to bed… goodnight, girls.
Wait, aren’t we going to do something?
I have to concur with Waran. This isn’t our fight. Beside, we’re going to have school tomorrow even if hell invaded. So goodnight.
Goodnight sis… Claire…

…Unable to choose fight, automatically choosing F*** it. Teleporting character to bedroom.

Kaktus 2013/02/22(Fri)12:50 No. 495134 ID: b3ca75
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Wait what!? But I wanted to fight! Gah, stupid railroad plot!
Stupid rail what? Are you okay Claire? You’re looking… um… kind of pale…
…I’m… fine.

[Warning, magical power is low. Please refill your power]

Insert Om nom nom_

"The kind that screws up your life and we don’t talk about."
oh so you know necromancy so that is what happened to your, parents...oh shit sorry

>Beside, we’re going to have school tomorrow even if hell invaded.
What! You mean we don't get invasion days at this school? Or even Armageddon days? Just look at all that white fluffy snow ash accumulating! They gotta cancel!

>Warning, magical power is low. Please refill your power
...how? I thought that's what we were for. And new girl isn't a construct with a magic soul-eating gem in her we can fuel with murder, either.

>>495134
You need something to eat, I suppose?

Stare at Thanra and say you're hungry. Then... I don't know, go out and find something to eat?

Kaktus 2013/02/22(Fri)14:51 No. 495158 ID: b3ca75
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>you know necromancy.
…yes.
>...how? I thought that's what we were for.
I don’t know… maybe… maybe you can’t power me… maybe only a part of you is here… maybe…
>You need something to eat, I suppose?
[You do not have the necessary necromantic power to keep your lich form! Please consume the corpses of your enemies to gain necromantic power!]
…feed…

>Stare at Thanra.
Um… do I have something on my face or…? Gods, are you sure you’re okay? You almost look like a corpse…
>say you're hungry.
Need to feed…
Well, then go to the kitchen. I’m sure they’ll get you something. Just go past the main gate, take a left at the crypt and you’ll walk right past it… or just follow the signs.
Crypt?
Yeah, for all the adventurers that have died in this area… or just the unlucky/careless students… anyway, I’m going to sleep. See you in the morning!
Feed…

Insert feeding habit_

Oh. You're a bug-lich? That's kind of cool. And with a melee build that means we can exploit awesome negative energy draining unarmed scythe attacks. Sweet!

Off to the crypts. Feed on the dead.

We should at least try to sustain ourselves off normal food. We could be involved with one of those moral choice systems that gives us a bad ending if we eat dead people.

will someone please pick up that phone because if believe I FUCKING CALLED IT. ... sorry
Anyway if there is no other way then head off to the crypt then hit the kitchen on the way back to not raise to many questions. Also those guys that that are looking for you might be, well, looking for you in the halls so be careful

>>495160
Eh, it's fine so long as we don't eat anyone that doesn't deserve it.

>>495158
Alright, get your butt to the crypt pronto.

To the Crypt!

Good thing theres an invasion going on. Lots of corpses with those.

Might be a little problem with raiding the crypt, since you need to eat the corpses of your fallen enemies. The dead there may not count.

>>495223
Quit trying to overlogic everything or you become corpse fodder

Kaktus 2013/02/23(Sat)02:40 No. 495348 ID: b3ca75
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>Eh, it's fine so long as we don't eat anyone that doesn't deserve it.
Everyone deserves…
>Alright, get your butt to the crypt pronto.
…feeeeed…

Chapter completed!
Current kills: 4
Corpses eaten: 2
Cheeses found: 0

Current relationships:
Thanra: Friend.
Thanros: Friend.
Waran: Friend.
Renault: Crush.
Dylon: Neutral.
Folken: Hate.
Nicolas Cage, the harbinger of bees: Arch nemesis!

Current humanity: Negative.

Kaktus 2013/02/23(Sat)02:41 No. 495349 ID: b3ca75
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Meanwhile, in the hall of Justice!

Kaktus 2013/02/23(Sat)02:41 No. 495350 ID: b3ca75
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Hey, superman, Hey! HEY! hey!
what do you want, douche face.

Kaktus 2013/02/23(Sat)02:41 No. 495351 ID: b3ca75
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The dam downtown has burst and people is drowning, lets save them with whales! Whales, superman, WHALES!
Shut up, dork face, I’m trying to watch my stories!
But what about the drowning people? And the whales! Whales, superman, WHALES!
They can drown for all I care, ass face, my stories is on! Go and die in a corner or something and leave me alone!

You are now Superman!

Insert dickish command_

>Dickish command
Kick aquaman in the dick so hard that it physically detaches, then pick it up and devour it in front of him
show him that crossing you is a grave mistake.
Promise him that next time, it won't just be his manhood.
It will be his LIFE.

>>495351
Go freeze the water. That'll keep people from drowning.

start funneling all the water on earth into space, and tell him if he can't handle a few drowning people on his own, you'll just have to make sure he never has that problem again.

>>495357
This sounds most like Superman to me.

>>495357
Yup.

>>495357

"After all, space is a kind of ocean."

Kaktus 2013/02/23(Sat)05:01 No. 495368 ID: b3ca75
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>start funneling all the water on earth into space
If you can’t handle some drowning people on your own, then I have to make sure no one ever drowns in your presence again! And besides, space is like an ocean, anyway.
B-but the sea life!? The people? Humankind needs water to live!
It’s not my fault those pathetic earthlings need water.
Oh gods… the whales… THE WHALES! You’ll pay for this, superman! Mark my words, you’ll pay!
Yeah, I’ll feel real bad when I find the goldfish you’ll leave on my doorstep. Now be quite, I’m going to watch my stories.

Kaktus 2013/02/23(Sat)05:01 No. 495369 ID: b3ca75
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We interrupt this program to bring you these urgent news.
What!? How dare they interrupt my stories!
Apparently, superman have gone mad once again and decided to funnel the worlds water into space. The justice league has been assembled to deal with this new threat. So don’t worry folks, as soon as batman… I mean Lupin have gathered some kryptonite they’ll kick superman’s ass and everything will go back to normal. This is Kent Brockman, channel 5 news.
Someone is disturbing my TV watching! ALL THE WORLDS MUST BURN FOR THIS INSULENCE!!!!!
Actually, I think it is pronounced insolence.
I KEEEEEL YOU!

Insert universal destruction_

Wow the Justice League sure looks anime today.

Superman: KEEEL

>Meanwhile, in the hall of Justice!
Fuck yes!

>Insert universal destruction
Okay, realistically? The only one of these chumps that could stop you is batman. So fly around the world really fast to go back in time, save his parents, and stop him from every becoming the bat. The return to the future and KEEL everyone who opposes you.

>>495374
What about that Metallo guy? The one made of Kryptonite or something?

>>495381
Supervillain. He wouldn't be fighting for the league.

Kaktus 2013/02/23(Sat)08:49 No. 495386 ID: b3ca75
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>Okay, realistically? The only one of these chumps that could stop you is batman. So fly around the world really fast to go back in time, save his parents, and stop him from every becoming the bat.

Foolproof plan!

Too bad that time doesn’t actually reverse if you spin the world the wrong way. Instead, Superman ignites the worlds atmosphere, thus killing off everyone… including TV.

Kaktus 2013/02/23(Sat)08:49 No. 495387 ID: b3ca75
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NOOOO! Not TV! Where am I supposed to watch my stories now! BWAAAAH!

Insert welp… what now?

go insane and watch tv despite there being none.

Grab a nuclear powered television set, and fly out faster than the speed of light, until you're outside the bubble of the earth's outgoing television broadcasts. Then you can set up in deep space and watch the entire history of TV rerun as the signals catch up to you.

>>495387
According to relativity, traveling faster than light to a very distant point in space will allow you to travel back in time! Fly to the opposite end of the universe and back at faster than light speeds!

Kaktus 2013/02/23(Sat)09:17 No. 495393 ID: b3ca75
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>Fly to the opposite end of the universe and back at faster than light speeds!
But that require effort! Who do you think I am? The [Insert superhero/villain here]?

>Grab a nuclear powered television set, and fly out faster than the speed of light, until you're outside the bubble of the earth's outgoing television broadcasts. Then you can set up in deep space and watch the entire history of TV rerun as the signals catch up to you.
But I don’t want to watch reruns! I want to know what will happen in my stories! By krypton, I will never know if Sara ever gets to know that John is cheating on her!

>go insane and watch tv despite there being none.
And thus our “hero” SUPERMAN! Went completely mad and started watching TV. For once, he was happy… but he felt like something was missing…

>Summon the biggest fish
Yeeeesssssss

Kaktus 2013/02/23(Sat)09:17 No. 495394 ID: b3ca75
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Warning, fish mass exceeds that of normal values! ERROR! The Universe has committed an illegal action and will shut down! All your unsaved date will be lost! Have a nice day.

How dare you explode! THIS INSULENCE WILL NOT BE TO-

Kaktus 2013/02/23(Sat)09:17 No. 495395 ID: b3ca75
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Game Over

Revenge!

Welp, everything crashed again.

Hey, Liz, you out here in the crashed void of reality? Any chance we could check in with you before we head back to advise the poor hapless insect-lich you irresponsibly bestowed us to?

Love that you've basically taken up the role of a mad goddess fucking with things just because. You totally created a new sapient race of bug people just because you were bored, didn't you.

keinen namen? Why is DOS in German? I don't know the German command for run on a computer! How will we reboot the game now?

>>495403
Dammt, Liz figured out how to get rid of us. Oh well.

TIME TO BUY THE SKELETOR DLC!