Suggestion 2013/03/10(Sun)20:32 No. 499406 ID: 12c19f
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Whatever you can freakin' wield and afford!

>>499406
Multiple weapons? This man has the right idea.

>>499408
Why settle for a single blade when you can have a situational repertoire?

No no, getting extra concealable smaller backup or holdout weapons is what the kobold shop is for. The dorf is for getting something big and smashy. And singular.

I think you'd do better with something that has a cutting edge. Maybe a bastard sword? (The optional handedness seems kind of fitting for your haphazard fighting style). Or if you wanted to stick to polearms, we could get a nice bardiche.

Make sure whatever you get is flame resistant, and see if the runes and shit they put on things can protect your gear from being cut in half by cheating teleporters who don't stick around to fight fair.

We should totally get the Mana Battery inset whatever we buy to fuck with the guys after it.

>>499397

One big crazy cleaving thing, especially one that can take a hell of a beating.

Are polearms your thing?
Get a meaty halberd.

"I had a huge sword on a stick, but some magical bastard cut through the stick. I need a sword on a stick where the stick is also a sword".

If you want to stick to polearms get a glaive

if you want a sword get a bastard sword

if you want something else get yourself a fucking warhammer.

Also are you going to get a sidearm or backup weapon here as well or are you just going to wait until you find a human or kobolt smith for your second weapon?

Glaive or halberd

Honestly Rynh you're kind of a blunt weapon to begin with, so any weapon you use should be tough, heavy, and ultimately disposable. Any sword you use doesn't need much of an edge, because you'll just ruin it anyway, so my vote is for some kind of buster sword-like huge cleaver. If chopping up rocks will ruin it, then you don't want it.

Why get a glaive when you could get a glaive-glaive-glaive-guisarme-glaive?

Rynh 2013/03/11(Mon)18:22 No. 499617 ID: 593f45
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Giant swords take some time, since they're kind of a special order item. In the meanwhile, I head to a kobold smith for a sidearm.

"This one isn't even that bad."
>"What do you mean not bad?"
"It's just not 'traditional' style."
>"That's a perfectly traditional two-handed sword. It just has a bit more polish on it. You think kobolds can't work metal? That's the best steel you'll find anywhere."
"No, it's good. I'll take it."

This will be pretty good for a knife. If any other crazy bastards mess with me today, I'm just going to stab them with it. Seriously.

>>499617
Make sure it's edged for stabbing.

Huh looks like a machete, could just be the angle. Good for close in work which will suit you well as a backup when a giant swords won't do.

All right, you are now once again armed and dangerous. What's next?

Get a dagger too.

>>499630

Don't you mean long-sword?

Well we don't want to go around stabbing EVERYBODY with it, we might stain the polish. just cut deeply.

not bad, not bad at all. so we now have a backup knife/short sword with our other weapon on the way, so what do we do till that one is done

Rynh 2013/03/18(Mon)16:45 No. 500925 ID: 593f45
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Now we can do... Something. Since magic lessons aren't in the schedule, I pick up a copy of 'Low Level Magic for Simpletons' instead.
Now I'm not sure what to do. Weirdos will probably keep trying for the rock. Hopefully not to frequently, that could get annoying.

>"C'mon. Haven't you learned magic yet. Let me try now. Quit hogging."

Transitional pattern divergence via mental transfiguration. Haha... what?

>>500925

Explain that's not how magic works in the koboldest way possible

Fuck it. Just try to throw fireballs from will alone.

I'll translate it for you.
"Your brain ripping apart a pattern."

Although it may translate to
"Your brain ripping apart a pattern while moving from one point to another."
I consider this one much less likely.

>>500925
Give Sika a magic lesson. "Magically" bap her on the head with the book until she knows every word.

what's Jehral problem he looks bored

Rynh 2013/03/19(Tue)01:36 No. 501038 ID: 593f45
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>>500933
So, apparently this works by drawing in energy, mushing into shape with your brain, then shooting it out to make things happen. Incantations work by making you think the words which makes everything move down the right channels for that particular spell, yadda yadda...
It sounds so simple, but I have no idea how to actually do it.

This probably isn't all that important. I have more important things to worry about...

Rynh 2013/03/19(Tue)01:36 No. 501039 ID: 593f45
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Like lunch.

After a light meal, we're good to go do whatever it is we're doing. I can't really decide what to do, cuz' no matter what I do, I'm probably gonna have those dicks chasing me. It's kind of a big hassle. I can't really sell the damn thing and I don't know what it's good for.

I guess I'll worry about it after I'm done eating.

"What do you think you're doing?"
>"Eating this ham."
"No, no, no... See, this is my ham and I'm gonna eat it."
>"Well I'm still hungry."
"I need to recover my strength after taking down a big cow that let himself be mind controlled into a berserk rage."
>"It's too big for you anyway!"
"Wanna bet!?"
>"No, because then you'd have to eat it and I'm going to eat it."
"I really hate to bring up who's paying for this... Oh, that's right. ME!"
>"If you're going to drag me along, you should at least feed me!"
"Who even asked you to follow me in the first place!?"
>"You did!"
"Shut up!"

Fight for it while Jehral takes it and eats it.

Assert dominance, grab hold of this horns and headbutt him into submission.

Sharing is caring! Test your new sidearm on the ham and cut it in half.

Well Kino said: "the cult have a lot of higher ups in Arkram'sul." So maybe we should head for that place?
Or we could go have a chat with the town guard/sheriff/police guys about the cults presence in this town, or try to interrogate that kitty.

>>501039
You two faggots settle down and just slit it in half
Look at you, you two are making all sorts of sexual innuendos! Do you want to encourage us to encourage you eat his meat? Then stop it!

>>501038
Might be relevant, later. The crystal is just a battery full of magic energy, right?

What do you think happens if you just dump a bunch of that energy into someone instead of drawing it out of nowhere, slowly and carefully?

here's a plan in case he does get the ham, just leave and let him pay the bill.

>>501038
well, now that you more or less know how it works, do you think you know how you can mess it up? Its usually easier to break something than make it after all

>>501039
Just fucking split it, enough of this bullshit. Also, paranoia time! Two black birds at the window, startle them off...

BITE INTO IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT.

>>501038
of course, that's why the pointy hat is so important, to properly focus and direct energy.

Man you guys know nothing about claiming food.

Just lick it.

>>501039
dig your fingers in and tear that meat from the bone. looks like thodren's only holding onto the bone so you should get most of it.

If he wanted the ham so bad he should have gone for it first.

Rynh 2013/03/20(Wed)01:34 No. 501248 ID: 593f45
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>Look at you, you two are making all sorts of sexual innuendos!
That is ridiculous! I never say anything that could be mistaken for anything sexual. You're just being stupid. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to deal with this...

god damn it, he better not be one of those cult guys. I mean it has gone from an every other day sort of thing with them to now being every other couple of hours it seems. I mean fuck we just kick cat-tit's ass and now we have to deal with this jackass.

What's that stupid name he called you? That's not your name. Unless he's introducing himself- but anyone who just walks up and says their name without any kind of context or sentence to support it is a total tool.

LeiRYNHa Ganjeel. I suspect that's her full name and he's trying to intimidate her by dropping dox.

Call him a newfag and breathe fire at him.

I've got a funny feeling about the way he's introducing himself. Without pausing in the scuffle for that big meat of Thodren's, demand of this new person, "Does that mean you're on my side or theirs?!" Later take a moment to find out how in the name of various and sundry gods he knows your full name.

"If you're here for a fight you'll have to wait in line."

Kobolds have last names?

Tell some bystander to call the fire brigade. Things are going to get a bit heated.

"Eating! Fuck off!"

>>501265
>>501267
Her full name was revealed way back in >>475770. I'm guessing he's never dealt with kobolds before so he doesn't know to use her shortened name.