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439431 No. 439431 ID: b3ca75

Thread 1 - http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/427832.html#427832.html
Thread 2 - http://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/431232.html#431232.html
Thread 3- http://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/435116.html
Discussion - http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/56976.html
Wiki - http://tgchan.org/wiki/Pixel_Adventure

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No. 451616 ID: 9718f3

The harem route is potentially viable, but will only work if we pick them both up at once, as a couple. Which they aren't yet. They have issues, big ones, still hanging over their heads.

So love is good, but we should ease off until we've fixed their faces and see what they do with each other. Graven has been extraordinarily non-committal on the whole thing and we haven't concretely nailed down the why. We need to see that resolved or clarified before advancing with either of them further.

Anyway, there's some kind of ninja or something on the table. So, like, illusion up a cage or something surrounding the table. And ask who they are and what they want, I guess.
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No. 451626 ID: fa9f7e

>>451610
Agreed.
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No. 451724 ID: 6e44d2

>>451626
>>451610
>>451602
Guys, guys guys... Come on now. This is the future! Everyone wants a harem! Keep at it, Liz!
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No. 451730 ID: a5478c

I will vote against harem
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No. 451749 ID: 6a1ec2

Considering to the best of our knowledge we've been repeating the same handful of weeks for the last 2000 years or so I'd say ensuring the harem route is not a high priority. Just do what comes natural. That is, let Graven and Magwen alone. You have other concerns such as not dooming the world again for the 564th time.
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No. 451777 ID: 886a4d

>>451749
Err what seems natural is helping our friends to the best of our ability. So far that has gotten Kevros to love us, and Maggwen well on the way to it (1 more point I believe till full blown love)
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No. 451887 ID: b33427

Liz, that was the sound of an invisible peeping tom standing on Maggy's dresser, and stepping on a ball pit ball by accident. Immediately create a solid illusion cage over the peeping tom before he, or she, can move, with a bucket of red paint dumped over the top of it to mark whoever that is.

Unfortunately, this intruder puts the brakes on talking to Maggy about your relationship with her right now. You're going to have to tell her later that you only want to be friends right now, not lovers. You don't know if you want to go that way, for the time being.

>Just don't go beyond hugging level.
Lizbeth, your definition of "hugging level" is a wee bit higher than common. Dial it back a couple notches, 'k.
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No. 452660 ID: b3ca75
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452660

INTERMISSION!
Let’s all go to the lobby~♪

We now bring you the all-time classic… AQUAMAN 2: Vengeance (aka, I’m high on painkillers weeeee…)

In the year 2012, war was beginning…
Aquaman, the strongest there is, manage with both cunning and luck defeat his arch nemesis Superman, the biggest dick there is, and in doing so Aquaman secured his path to world domination. Today he rules the universe and every superhero and villain that ever had a chance of stopping him is now either dead, crushed by his mighty might, or bow down before his amazing swag (just look at that swag!). Everyone, except for one man….
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No. 452661 ID: b3ca75
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452661

…The one man who is the night! BATMAN!

:batman: …I’m batman.
…err… I already said that…
:batman: I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the zit before your dinner date! I am the repairman who tells you your warranty has run out, I am DARKWING DU- I mean The BATMAN! …I’m batman…

…Right… but how will the mighty Batman defeat Aquamans amazing swag?

Insert drugs are bad m’kay_

:batman: MY PARENTS ARE DEAD!
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No. 452666 ID: 9718f3

He's much too powerful for a direct confrontation! If you can't defeat him... you must change him.

Kill his parents, turn him to the path of ultimate justice. The path of BATMAN!
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No. 452667 ID: d6c330

You must deprive him of the source of his powers! You must destroy the seas.
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No. 452705 ID: b3ca75
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452705

Kill his parents, turn him to the path of ultimate justice. The path of BATMAN!
Wait... isn’t his parents already dead? And didn’t they abandon him to his death when he was young? I mean, having dead parents is kind of a prerequisite for being a superhero, right?
:batman: AND VENGEANCE!
Shush you….

>You must destroy the seas.
:batman: Of course! I have just the thing in my belt, my can Global cool down spray! Never leave home without it. With this the Earths water supply will freeze and rob Aquaman of his power source!
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No. 452706 ID: b3ca75
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452706

Oh no! Aquaman is on to you and have sent one of his fiercest lieutenants, Al Gore, Nobel peace prize winner and the inventor of the internet. How can batman ever hope to defeat such a fe- wait, doesn’t Al Gore fight Global warming, the opposite of what you are doing? Why is he even here?

Insert It is a series of tubes_
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No. 452707 ID: d6c330

YES. Deploy your Bat-ice9, freeze the seas.
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No. 452708 ID: 886a4d

TO destroy Al Gore you must destroy the internet (we can always remake it later) It will rob him of most of his power and you can throw his head amonsgt the rest of your trophies.
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No. 452712 ID: 6e44d2

>>452707
Heh, ice-9. I read that story.
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No. 452734 ID: b3ca75
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452734

>Deploy your Bat-ice9, freeze the seas.
You can’t, Al gore is blocking it with his psychic vegan powers, as he apparently is one in secret. …That fiend!

>TO destroy Al Gore you must destroy the internet.
:batman: yes, it is a necessary sacrifice. I have to use he’s own weapon against him… politics, and vote yes on the new S.U.C.K act to eradicate the whole internet! Aha, take that, interne-
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No. 452735 ID: b3ca75
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452735

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No. 452743 ID: bf54a8

okay, once al is gone put the internet back together.
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No. 452748 ID: d6c330

Desperate porn addicts of the world- rebuild the internet!
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No. 452816 ID: 6a1ec2

Guys I can't see the quest anymore! What's happening? Why is my Internet almost accidentally?
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No. 452941 ID: b3ca75
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452941

>Guys I can't see the quest anymore! What's happening? Why is my Internet almost accidentally?
Because Batman accidentally your internet with politics and… wait, if your internet is accidentally, how are you writing that?

>Desperate porn addicts of the world- rebuild the internet!
And thus, a new era began for Mankind. A new world order, composed of millions porn addicts, rose from the ashes of the former world government we knew. This new order brought great prosperity and huge leaps of technological advancement as they not only rebuild the internet to its former glory, but made it 50% faster in the search for porn. With the help of this new technology they united the war torn world and created a Utopia, a golden age of mankind. Within days all wars had ended and world peace prospered, every disease had been cured, immortality had been reached and most importantly, Half-Life Episode 3 was released. But then Batman released the bat-ice9, wiping out all of humanity and destroying earth itself.

:batman: Worth it in the name of JUSTICE!
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No. 452942 ID: b3ca75
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452942

:aqua: w-what are you doing?
:batman: Stopping you, criminal scum!
:aqua: By killing of everyone?
:batman: And destroying all the seas! You’re powerless now, scum!
:aqua: …er… you do realize that pretty much every writer we have had thinks space is like an ocean?
:batman: …and?
:aqua: that mean I can with the power of rule lawyering use space itself as a sea!
:batman: …what…
:aqua: Eat space whales, Batman. SPACE WHALES!
:batman: tha- wha- how… does… that… make… WHAT!? …And that’s a turtle!

Insert Mobius Dickius_
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No. 452947 ID: d6c330

>with the power of rule lawyering
Hey, aquaman gets access to Liz's feats?

>Space whales
So aquaman's power gives him control over Discworld. Great.

Batman: you have no alternative now. Destroy Space.
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No. 452949 ID: 886a4d

Use the power of your useless trinkets which include a time machine. Go back to the beginning of time and destroy the very thing which makes up space. The Universe.

Victory!
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No. 452985 ID: b3ca75
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452985

>Use the power of your useless trinkets which include a time machine. Go back to the beginning of time and destroy the very thing which makes up space. The Universe.
:batman: …yes, it’s the only way… I’m sorry, universe, but JUSTICE needs to be done!
:aqua: wait, what?

Batman uses Time travel (rewind)!
Batman uses Backhand slap on universe!
Universe takes 9999x9999 damage!
Sarda takes 0 damage!
Universe has been slain!

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No. 452986 ID: b3ca75
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452986

>Victory!
And thus our “hero” Batman! Took over the world... that he just unmade… so he’s pretty lonely. But even with everyone, that is to say, no one, under his tyrannical thumb, he felt like something was missing…

>Summon the biggest fish
:batman: yes…
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No. 452987 ID: b3ca75
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452987

Warning, fish mass exceeds that of normal values! ERROR! The Univ- Expecting an explosion!? To Bad. Waluigi time!

:Batman: What the fu-
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No. 452988 ID: b3ca75
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452988

WAAAAAAAA!




>Hey, aquaman gets access to Liz's feats?
Warning! Subject: Aquaman has escaped the universe!
…Rebuilding body…
Warning! Unable to recreate body fully!
Using pre made body “Female Lizard”.
Subject: Aquaman memory has been erased!
Subject: Aquaman has been renamed to Subject: Lizbeth!
Subject: Lizbeth is ready to be active-
WAAAA!
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No. 453057 ID: fa9f7e

>>452985
>me

Wat
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No. 453061 ID: bf54a8

>>453057
sarda saw the start of the universe.
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No. 453096 ID: f2c20c

>>452988
Liz is Aquaman? NO! IT'S NOT POSSIBLE! NOOOOOOO! Liz, tell me it's not true!
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No. 453109 ID: 6a1ec2

CURSE YOU WALUIGI CURSE YOUUUUUUUU
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No. 453135 ID: b6edd6

>>453096
Of course not. Lizbeth is obviously WALUIGI.
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No. 453275 ID: b3ca75
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453275

>Oracle: You're Sloth, aren't you.
:hal: Subject: Sloth / Virtue / The World. Subject: Oracle / The Hermit.
>start telling us the truth.
:hal: Error. Incapable of lying. Do not have necessary programming. Only programmed to withhold information.
>we should just cross-reference it with our own database.
…Everything he’d said seems to be true…
>Also, look up the identity of Sloth, and any other information pertaining to Oracle.
The only thing I can find is “Sloth=The World” and “Oracle=The Hermit”.
>Tell us what you want out of all this and we'll see what we can do.
:HAL: Error. Do not understand quarry. Only following programming.

…is it just me, or is the world spinning…?

>love is always bad.
…it is?
>Love is always good.
…Can’t it be both?
> Liz doesn't even feel that way about Maggy.
…I…I don’t know how I feel about her… I feel something…
>Give up on it.
...Sho-…Shouldn’t I at least…try…?
…first…?
> Lizbeth, your definition of "hugging level" is a wee bit higher than common. Dial it back a couple notches, 'k.
…But I… d-did only hug her… nothing…more?
>cage the intruder, then remove his the balls.
…th-…that’s a good plan…I-I’ll…just rest… my eyes for a sec….ond first…okay…?

Lizbeth is Unconscious!
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No. 453276 ID: b3ca75
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453276

> Liz is Aquaman? NO! IT'S NOT POSSIBLE! NOOOOOOO! Liz, tell me it's not true!
Search your feelings, you *know* it to be true!
> Of course not. Lizbeth is obviously WALUIGI.
WAAAA!



:kevros2: sit still, I can’t remove that black eye if you keep stirring like that.
:graven: Can’t you just cast heal on it and be done with it?

…but then I wouldn’t be able to feel your smooth scales, would I?

:kevros2: That would only heal the bursted vessels, not remove the blood already around the eye.
:graven: At least try to hurry it up a little, I can’t sit here all day…

...so smooth...

You are now controlling Kevros

Insert I’m a paladin, not a doctor_
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No. 453277 ID: 0c2247

>>453276
Liz and Maggie are under attack by an invisible assailant.
RUN, FUCKERS!

Kevros: Honestly, Why don't you just seduce him and be done with it? Liz would want to watch.
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No. 453284 ID: 886a4d

Well there is an invisible person there. They haven't attacked Liz and Maggie YET though. Unfortunately we kinda knocked Liz out by confusing her on issues of the heart. Some of us are all for falling in love with Maggie and Graven while others aren't. In case your wondering I'm all for finding out if Graven has smooth skin all over.

Really though it is up to you four. But as you probably know Liz takes what we suggest pretty seriously and we haven't been this divided on an issue before. It kinda overwhelmed her.
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No. 453290 ID: c31f72

Hi Kevros! Liz fainted due to the others arguing about love stuff. Also Aquaman.
Anyways, how is it that you manage to be more adorable every single time we meet you? Its simply amazing.
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No. 453291 ID: d6c330

>I’m a paladin, not a doctor
That's why you play doctor, silly!

But yeah, Liz and Maggie got jumped by someone hiding invisible next door. We saw a red foot peeking out in the last pannel though. My first guess is it's Davros. He's red, right?
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No. 453297 ID: b3ca75
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453297

>Honestly, Why don't you just seduce him and be done with it? Liz would want to watch.
OH SH- YOU GUYS! ...er...I mean... HAHA, S-seduce him? I-I clearly d-doesn’t…um…s-swing that way and… er… haha…ha…?
>I'm all for finding out if Graven has smooth skin all over.
…It’s like he polished each one of them individually into perfection…

:graven: Are you okay, Kevros? You’re looking kind off zoned out… and very red…

>That's why you play doctor, silly!
…you made Lizzy buy a nurse outfit, didn’t you?
>falling in love with Maggie and Graven.
WHAT? I mean…er…wha? But… I…um…I-I…

:graven: Please stop l-looking at me like that…

>Also Aquaman.
…what.
>Liz and Maggie are under attack by an invisible assailant. RUN, FUCKERS!
:kavros2: WHAT!?
:graven: …what?
:kevros2: Voices! Lizbeth! In danger!
:graven: …right.
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No. 453298 ID: b3ca75
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453298

Kevros attacks door for 10 damage!
The door is Eradicated!


:graven: The door wasn’t even locked you know…
:kevros2: shush…

:maggy2: ZzZzZ…
:graven: so…um… where is the problem?
:kevros2: er…

Insert Doctor löve_
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No. 453299 ID: 886a4d

Where is Liz? And is that blood? Also nice flowers but who put them there.
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No. 453300 ID: d6c330

The blood is definitely a clue. Check the flowers for a note, too.

Also, the fact that Maggie's in bed. It's a little early to be falling asleep, no?
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No. 453301 ID: f80ba3

Also note how before we lost track of Liz that sailboat painting was on the ground so check that too.
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No. 453303 ID: 0c2247

>>453298
Lizbeth was knocked out, there's blood on the floor, Maggy is asleep, etc...

Go look at the blood!
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No. 453312 ID: b3ca75
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453312

>Go look at the blood!
…it barely had time to dry…
>that sailboat painting was on the ground so check that too.
The only thing standing out is that it has small pledge written in precursor for some reason.

>Check the flowers for a note, too.
Well, there is one from Graven apparently…
:graven: please don’t read that… I sent those to her a few days ago, okay?
:kevros2: …then why is the flowers still fresh?
:graven: I…I don’t know.

>Also, the fact that Maggie's in bed.
:graven: hey… Maggy? Wake up?
:maggy2: …z…
:graven: Maggwen?
:maggy2:
:graven: WAKE UP, DAMMIT!
:maggy: zZzZz
:graven: …well, she’s clearly drugged…

Insert whatever_
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No. 453313 ID: d6c330

Hmmm. Something is definitely afoot!

Hey, Grav? You're running on a different set of senses than the rest of us. The intruder might not have been so thorough in covering up non-visual clues. You picking up anything unusual?

>pledge written in precursor
You mind holding that up so we can read it? Some of us have figured out how to translate that, I think (assuming the messages we keep seeing in Liz's BIOS are in precursor).
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No. 453350 ID: f2c20c

>>453312
Hey, don't leave the door unguarded! The invisible guy might've left already... hmm.

Ask Graven to scan the room with his magic radar.
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No. 453399 ID: b3ca75
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453399

>You mind holding that up so we can read it?
…err… I don’t know where you guys are…
:graven: Its says “A bonus for the hard workers of virtue project” …then some weird sign I can’t read… “Keep making us proud!” …worst work bonus I’ve ever seen…
>Hey, don't leave the door unguarded! The invisible guy might've left already.
:Kevros2: oh, bollocks…
:graven: To late n-now…

>Ask Graven to scan the room with his magic radar.
:graven: …Well, that weird. The whole room if filled of magic r-residue…
>You picking up anything unusual?
:graven: All this magic is kind of i-interfering… kind of hard to t-think… I think… I-I think I see something… something l-lying in the c-c-c… I… I-I…sleep…?
:kevros2: GRAVEN!?
:graven:

Graven is Unconscious!

Insert bleh_
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No. 453411 ID: 886a4d

Well, thats just perfect. Now what starts with C here? Cracked mirror maybe?
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No. 453413 ID: f2c20c

It's the flowers! The flowers are drugged! Throw them out of the room!

Also he probably meant that there's something lying in the corner.
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No. 453414 ID: 1987d1

...great. Down to one part member. Gotta keep Kev conscious, or we're forced to hop into Hans or something. And I kind of suspect he's used to hearing voices, and not about to listen to ones telling him to help people.

We need to determine what knocked Gravs out fast, or get Kev out of the room. Something in the air? Caught from checking on Maggie? The picture?
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No. 453416 ID: b6edd6

The flowers are doing something, but we can't be sure it is them. Grab Graven and run for the door.
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No. 453474 ID: b33427

There's something in this room that's making people fall asleep, probably originating from the invisible object Graven sensed. Either a gas canister, area of effect magic item, or some Precursor-tech gadget. You'll figure out what later, just get Graven out of here. He wasn't exposed for long, so he might recover if taken outside right now.

Before heading back in, stand back from the doorway and take several deep breaths, then hold your breath and rush back in. Feel around in the corners of the room for any invisible objects. Once found, judge how big it is by touch. Head back out, and either fill a bucket with water, if it's small enough to fit in one, or carry it at a run to a nearby water barrel or tank, to drown the object in. If it's a gas, the water will absorb it, and if it's Precursor-tech, it might short out, so don't hold your hands in the water. You only have to worry if it's a purely magical item. For that you'll have to wait for Graven to wake up, or find another mage to dispel or deactivate it.
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No. 453477 ID: f2c20c

Dammit guys, the flowers are new despite being here for two days. It's the flowers! Don't be idiots!
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No. 453512 ID: 16b9bd

Yes, eat the flowers. It's the only way.

>>453414
> And I kind of suspect he's used to hearing voices, and not about to listen to ones telling him to help people.
I'm offended by your statement. If helping Lizabeth means killing many things, and it certainly does, Hans will be more than happy to oblige. Besides, he's such a cutie, how can you not love him?
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No. 453583 ID: b3ca75
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453583

>It's the flowers! The flowers are drugged! Throw them out of the room!
I’ll throw them out into the back ally, just to be sure…
>Yes, eat the flowers. It's the only way.
Yes, because the potentially poisons plant is clearly a delicacy.
>Don't be idiots!
Kevros try’s not being an idiot and fails horribly.

>Grab Graven and run for the door.
But that would leave Maggy alone with whatever is in here… maybe it’s deadly and… and… I’ll just grab both of them... gods, I’m stupid sometimes…
>stand back from the doorway and take several deep breaths, then hold your breath and rush back in. Feel around in the corners of the room for any invisible objects.
I can’t feel anything in any of the corners or by the mirror. I swear I heard someone move around in here thought…

>He wasn't exposed for long, so he might recover if taken outside right now.
Oh right, Peoples health would probably be the first thing I check shoul- Oh gods, he’s not breathing! What do I do? WHAT DO I DO?

Insert STOP! Heimlich time!_
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No. 453587 ID: 1987d1

>What do I do? WHAT DO I DO?
Start bagging 'im, call a code, check the EKG, break out the paddles or epi if necessary.

...oh wait, you're alone* in a hallway, not in a hospital. Time for mouth to mouth instead.
*barring invisible assailants.

Also, look up, there are flowers directly above Graven up by the ceiling for some reason. And there's... magicite? something in the doorway you just came out of too.
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No. 453608 ID: 0c2247

>>453583
Magic healing! Then mouth-to-mouth!
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No. 453616 ID: b3ca75
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453616

>something in the doorway you just came out of too.
That’s clearly just bad graphics. Blame the hallucinating artist for that.
>Magic healing!
I only know how to heal torn flesh and broken bones, not make someone breathe again.

>Then mouth-to-mouth!
okay, Kevros… you have trained for this… stop thinking those thoughts… stop focusing on his soft scales… but they are so soft… and-
>Also, look up, there are flowers directly above Graven up by the ceiling for some reason.
What? …why, yes… that are clearly the flowers I threw away… hovering above my head… getting closer…er… that’s not good is it?

Insert Magical hover flowers! Only 4 gold! Buy now!_
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No. 453627 ID: f2c20c

Clearly the best option is to slice them into itty bitty pieces.
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No. 453628 ID: f2c20c

Oh, and calling for help might be a good idea too.
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No. 453631 ID: 0c2247

>>453616
You are a paladin of Batman. You have canned fire on hand for warding off Poison Ivy.
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No. 453635 ID: 1987d1

Whatever you do, do it fast. Gravs still isn't breathing and we only have so long before we start losing those precious spelllcasting and knowledge knowing brain cells.
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No. 453639 ID: b3ca75
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453639

>You are a paladin of Batman. You have canned fire on hand for warding off Poison Ivy.
I’m only a novice! I haven’t earned my utility belt yet!

>Clearly the best option is to slice them into itty bitty pieces.
>Oh, and calling for help might be a good idea too.
>Whatever you do, do it fast. Gravs still isn't breathing.
:kevros2: AAAAAAAAAH!! HEEEEELP!!!! MEEEDIIIIIC!!!

Oh gods, I-I think I’m only spreading whatever poison it had… I’m… I’m feeling kind of dizzy... and… and is that blood?

Insert Great Cleave(age)!_
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No. 453640 ID: 0c2247

>>453639
GRAB ALLIES AND RUN.
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No. 453652 ID: f2c20c

>>453639
Jump slash! Eliminate the assassin!
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No. 453758 ID: b6edd6

>>453652
Don't stab mysterious shapes when you have allies unaccounted for.
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No. 453762 ID: 16b9bd

You are in no condition to fight and your friends are a priority. Take them and run, Hans is at the bar.
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No. 453823 ID: b33427

Dangit, you just got a big dose of whatever that sleeping stuff is. You're going to keel over if you stay here.

Break off the attack, grab Graven and Maggy, and haul tail to whatever the nearest commons area is. As soon as you're clear of the flower dust, start yelling for help.
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No. 453848 ID: f2c20c

>>453758
I'd like to note that if it is Liz there by some bizarre mind control or advanced levitation, killing her will only result in time being rewound.
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No. 453849 ID: 6a1ec2

GREAT CLEAVE THAT SHADOW
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No. 453888 ID: b3ca75
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453888

>Dangit, you just got a big dose of whatever that sleeping stuff is. You're going to keel over if you stay here.
And I can feel it taking affect… I can barely think straight anymore…
>Jump sla- GREAT CLEAVE THAT SHADOW!
I don’t think I can jump that high… besides, there is a big cloud of that sleep stuff in the way…

>You are in no condition to fight and your friends are a priority. Take them and run, Hans is at the bar.
Must run, must save friends…
Please don’t die, Please don’t die, Please don’t die…

Graven is dying!

Crap crap crap crap crap
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No. 453889 ID: b3ca75
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453889

:dude: I asked what you wanted to drink, miss…
:lizbeth: …oh, well… um… I’ll take something… strong?
:dude: …of course, miss…

>As soon as you're clear of the flower dust, start yelling for help.
:kevros2: HEEEEEEEE-AAAAAAH!!!!

Cupiditas uses Leaf storm on Kevros for 23 damage!
Kevros Left leg is crippled!


SON OF A B-!

Insert -Itch that I want to scratch_
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No. 453908 ID: 886a4d

Lizbeth! Get your scrawny, immortal ass over here! Your friends are dying!

We need a healer. Where is Hans? Lets go talk to Hans. He can bring Hilda too.
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No. 453910 ID: 6f93cd

Lizbeth! Where are you? Stop talking to that figure we can't see and answer us there's big trouble.

Kevros can you heal that leg well enough to stand on it? If you can do so and draw your sword either way, I don't think your going to be able to run from this with two friends on your back.
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No. 453936 ID: b3ca75
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453936

>Kevros can you heal that leg well enough to stand on it?
I can only heal others, not myself…
>draw your sword either way, I don't think you’re going to be able to run from this with two friends on your back.
…At least I’ll die protecting others…

>Lizbeth! Where are you?
:kevros2: LIZBETH!? Where are you!?
:lizbeth: yeah, where are we?
:dude: …err…at the arena? The grand opening, you know? Big party? Everyone is invited?
:lizbeth: oh…

>Lizbeth! Get your scrawny, immortal ass over here! Your friends are dying!
:kevros2: We need HELP! …please help me, liz…
:lizbeth: help with what?
:kevros2: Graven is alm-

Graven has been slain!

no.......
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No. 453937 ID: b3ca75
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453937

:Kevros2: you… YOU BASTARD! I’M GOING TO SH- HHHhhh!

Cupiditas cuts Kevros throat for 43 damage!
Kevros can’t breathe!
Kevros is dying!
Kevros auto uses determination, 1 round until death!


:lizbeth: …er… Kevros? You okay there, cutie?
:kevros2: Hhhhghg…hh…HhhHhh...hh…h…

Insert sonic drowning music_
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No. 453940 ID: f2c20c

...use a healing potion?

This would be a good time to be able to rewind.
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No. 453947 ID: 886a4d

Kevros is nearly dead Liz. Sorry we couldn't help them more.
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No. 453949 ID: bf54a8

kev, you just need to find out who this is, so we can strike first ina different time.


liz, drop whatever the fuck you are doing and just come here to kevros.
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No. 453950 ID: 1987d1

>Graven has been slain!
Oh gods, I hope we can get Hans to fix that.

>Kevros is dying!
>Kevros auto uses determination, 1 round until death!
Desperation attack limit break!
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No. 453952 ID: 886a4d

Cupiditas.... you will DIE for this. In every time, in every place. We will help whomever we encounter erase you from existence if need be.
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No. 453958 ID: 16b9bd

ZA WARUDO!!

No, I'm serious here. Maybe you can go back in time only when you die, but you probably have enough power to stop time. Almost certainly. Surely. Yeah.

Please!?
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No. 453960 ID: 6a1ec2

Kill yourself Liz. It's the only way to beat Cupiditas.
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No. 453963 ID: 16b9bd

>>453960
She can self-terminate? Would that work? Let's find out! But first, a few words from our sponsors!
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No. 453971 ID: c31f72

Hey, if we're supposedly the nearly all powerful voices of magic, why the hell can't we just fireball this guy? Or this city?
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No. 453976 ID: f2c20c

>>453960
>>453963
No, it doesn't work. We covered that already- she would just rewind to just before killing herself. The rewind is only useful for preventing a gameover from something happening to HER.

Unless there's some way for us to get better control over that rewind power, we lost Graven. That's it. Death is the end, there's no resurrection. Also Kevros is about to die, but... I'd like to note that if he does die, then Oracle was wrong about his fate. If he dies, then that proves Oracle is fallible, and everything she's predicted about the future goes down the toilet.

Personally I'm hoping this is a dream sequence or something. Liz DID just fall asleep. Heck, we might even be disconnected from the true timeline due to hopping into Maggy's head.
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No. 453998 ID: f2c20c

Oh, fyi Cupiditas is Ridcully, and is supposed to die from "too much power". I haven't the foggiest idea why he attacked us, after we gave him that virtue gem. He should be grateful, not trying to murder us out of nowhere!
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No. 454056 ID: f2c20c

Liz, shouldn't you be asleep and kidnapped due to the drugged flowers? Wait, is Kevros with you right now? It's possible that we're not seeing the right reality. If Kevros is with you, I think we'll want to switch to you again to try to realign ourselves.
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No. 454070 ID: b33427

Alright, we might have focus switched to Maggy, and whatever part of her had a bad reaction to us is showing a possible time-line in her dream. One way to find out.

[SWITCH FOCUS: Maggy]
[SET: INTERNAL VOICE VOLUME: %MAX]
WAKE UP, MAGGY!

Alternatively, if that doesn't work:
[SWITCH FOCUS: Lizbeth]
And we'll figure out what the hell is going on here from there.
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No. 454198 ID: b3ca75
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454198

>[SWITCH FOCUS: Maggy]
Unable to connect. Target is non-responsive.
>[SWITCH FOCUS: Lizbeth]
Unable to connect. Target is already occupied.
:lizbeth: Ow…

>...use a healing potion?
…I don’t have… one…

>Desperation attack limit break!
:kevros2: AAAARG!
:rid: what? Imposs-
Kevros is going berserk!
Kevros uses limit break (Batman’s vengeance!) for (66x4) 264 damage to all enemies!
Cupiditas has been slain!

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No. 454199 ID: b3ca75
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454199

>liz, drop whatever the fuck you are doing and just come here to kevros.
>Cupiditas.... you will DIE for this. In every time, in every place. We will help whomever we encounter erase you from existence if need be.
…I don’t think they can hear you…
>Kill yourself Liz.
…no…no, she can’t…no…please…

I’m sorry, Lizbeth. …I love you…
:kevros2: Ihh LhhVhh YhhU…
:lizbeth: you have to wake up, Kevros, you’re having a nightmare.
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No. 454200 ID: b3ca75
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454200

:lizbeth: kevros?

Kevros has been slain!

:lizbeth: KEVROS!?

A GLORIOUS VICTORY! YOU HAVE DEFEATED KEVROS!
You gain:
+10 pain
+15 suffering
+7 happiness

Most fearsome opponent defeated: Kevros Bravesword!

>a few words from our sponsors!
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No. 454233 ID: 1987d1

...please be a dream sequence or a hallucination or something. Otherwise I'm just gonna sit here mashing the reboot button on the universe. Or waiting for the next iteration of the time loop to start.
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No. 454283 ID: f2c20c

>>454200
Wait, Lizbeth is already occupied?

...[switch to Kevros]
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No. 454395 ID: b33427

Lizbeth is already occupied? How? Unless... Unless something else is in whatever "slot" we occupy when we switch focus. Guys, someone is impersonating us! Oooo! We're going to give them such a thrashing!

Wait a sec... Shouldn't we be auto-switching focus since Kevros is dead? Something is really wrong here. I'm suspecting an elaborate illusion.

A-ha! Graven's corpse vanished when Cupiditas was slain. That means he may still be alive. Time to go through the "switch focus" Rolodex.

[SWITCH FOCUS: Graven]
[SWITCH FOCUS: Kevros]
[SWITCH FOCUS: Maggy]
And just to see if this shoves the impostor out:
[SWITCH FOCUS: Lizbeth] x 99
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No. 454407 ID: b33427

>>454395
Dangit. Didn't see the new thread. Sorry for bumping the previous one.
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No. 454408 ID: 886a4d

err new thread has started http://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/454256.html
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