>>436680
Assumptions. This is a prison, not a shelter.

Old and defective technology. Without source of air they will have a very limited amount of air. The walls and doors can be affected by brute force and the laser. We have two magicians who specialize in different schools and a magic rune that can be activated in an antimagic field. No one is injured or exhausted its capabilities.

However, you guys are busy with card games and matchmaking!

>>436645
Ask Maggy if she found something.
If not:
Hug Maggy. Have Kev hug you from behind while Grav hugs Maggy from behind.

When the hug ends, tell Maggy that you're here for her.

>>436698
If there would be any way out of this room, it'd be through the ceiling. If whatever cleans this place can't reach up that high, then whatever maintains the lockdown equipment might not reach that high either. This stuff is 4800+ years old, people. Even Precursor magi-tech has to be worn down somewhat by now.

I do second the Maggie group hug, though.

Hey, if we're going to meddle in Maggy's affairs we should do so in a less patronizing way than an unprompted group hug.

Sleep.

Kaktus 2012/07/29(Sun)09:38 No. 437328 ID: b3ca75
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Time to disappear guys!
You are unable to leave the vessel at this given time.
>HNNNNNNNNNG.
You successfully created a brick! Don’t forget to wash your hand when you are done!
>Tell Graven he should go over and find out what's bothering her.
:grave: She’s… um… she’s not really used to anyone caring for her above anything sexual. You probably took her by surprise with that hug, if anything.
oooh, I got just the thing for something like that!
>Maggie group hug.
Group HUG!
:grave: I… what?
Thanks guys…

Kevros +1 happiness
Graven +1 happiness
Maggwen +2 happiness
Kevros +1 loyalty
Graven +1 loyalty
Maggwen +2 loyalty

Kaktus 2012/07/29(Sun)09:38 No. 437329 ID: b3ca75
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>You must be fucking kidding me.
Your right! We can’t just sit here!
>If there would be any way out of this room, it'd be through the ceiling.
The ceiling is more corroded than the rest of the room. Maybe if I used the laser an-
Didn’t anyone teach you not to dig straight up?
Oh right, I might crush evryone if I remove the ceiling like that…
>Any source of air and refrigeration?
There is some smaller air vent up by the roof, but they are too small to even fit an arm in them.
>working magic rune on an anti-magic zone.
The zone only blocks the siphoning of mana, it doesn’t remove things already created. Thus why the rune worked and why my robe is still magical enchanted.
>Inspect the teleportation rune!
it has already used up all it stored mana and it can’t refill itself until the anti-magic zone disappears.
>Try to open the door!
Kevros amazing strength isn’t enough to break down blast door.
sorry…
>laser
Lizbeth uses LASER on blast door!
Unable to penetrate blast doors armor!
Blast!

Kaktus 2012/07/29(Sun)09:38 No. 437330 ID: b3ca75
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>nap with Kev.
This… This seems like a better idea for every minute that passes, really. Anything trying to get in will have an equally hard time as we had trying to get out. Besides, I’m a really tired right now…

Goodnigth, liz…
…zzz…

Lizbeth has fallen asleep!

Kaktus 2012/07/29(Sun)09:39 No. 437331 ID: b3ca75
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…mffgt?

Kaktus 2012/07/29(Sun)09:39 No. 437332 ID: b3ca75
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Ahh… Lizbeth. My beautiful daughter, such a pleasure to see you again!

…Ira? Is it just me or is he bigger than last time I saw him?

Insert command_

Sup, Creeper. Communicating by dreams, now? I take it you're Virtue, and not Jacob.

You have anything meaningful to tell us, or should be skip right to the part where we abuse our lucid dreaming reality warping powers to kick you the fuck out of our head?

>>437332
You're here to talk, right? Ok, start talking. We can ask questions when you've said your peace.

>>437332
Remember, this is actually Virtue. Inform him that we know who he really is, and you want to know what his angle is.

Also ask why your memory got wiped.

Kaktus 2012/07/29(Sun)11:29 No. 437350 ID: b3ca75
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>you're Virtue, and not Jacob.
hmm? Did the “oracle” tell you that? Interesting…
>his angle.
Why, revenge, of course. And you are the tool which will bring me it, my precious.
>ask why your memory got wiped.
Oh, but it didn’t. You weren’t sentient until just a few days ago.
>abuse our lucid dreaming reality warping powers to kick you the fuck out of our head?
Do you realize I’m an absurdly more powerful wizard than you will ever be? I have forgotten more than what you will ever learn in your lifetime. But sure, if you wish, amuse me, cutie head.
>Ok, start talking.
Talk? Oh, I’m here to teach! To test! And you shall learn to be my precious tool of destruction, my dear daughter. Daddy loves you so much…

Insert command_

Oh, gods, guys.

>Depressed girl fated to suicide
>She’s… um… she’s not really used to anyone caring for her above anything sexual
>Our first response when we met her was to start sizing up her harem potential.

We're bad people. t_t

Anyways...

The oracle told us Virtue was in the building, but Ira could be dream-communing from anywhere. And his mini-face dialog picture is a recolor of Jabob's (and the pic is named wrath). So now I have no idea for sure which he really is.

We're not really interested in becoming his tool of destruction. Let's bug out.

Reboot!

Revenge against who? Your creator? He's dead. Your creator's killer? He's dead too. My headvoices? Didn't exist until yesterday! GIVE US A TARGET DAMMIT

>>437350
Ok, first? Stop acting crazy.
Yes, you are acting crazy. You need to calm down, consider things rationally, determine what your core values are, judge the situation in a neutral and dispassionate way, then determine the most effective way to advance your core values.

For example?
You are talking about using something that can break time about revenge; if you were thinking clearly you would want to have us go back and prevent the cause for your revenge.

Second? Against who? We killed Pride in the most humiliating way possible, and it's looking like we're going to be killing the rest of the sins on an as-needed basis.

Third? Jabob was Wrath in codename only; we spoke to him. In spite of his personal losses he put saving the world far ahead of any desires for vengeance on those responsible.

We are willing to help you, and we could certainly use help, but we aren't going to be puppets and we aren't going to go against what we think is right.

>>437350
Revenge on who? And why does he keep calling you daughter? Hey, if this isn't Jacob, but not Virtue either, who is it? Someone who simply took on his alias?

> Daddy loves you so much…
I art thou, thou art me! We're a happy family!

Hey there, little bro!

> Oh, I’m here to teach! To test!
Sure.

pleasemakeoneofthemabeautifulcrossdresserpleasemakeoneofthemabeautifulcrossdresser

> Against who?
Against everything, of course. Are you not aware of the curse that torments those who know far too much?

> We're bad people. t_t
Who gave you such simplistic notion? We have enough love for everyone. You really thought it was just for sex?

Kaktus 2012/07/29(Sun)13:57 No. 437375 ID: b3ca75
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>why does he keep calling you daughter?
Why, because that is what you are, darling.
>Ok, first? Stop acting crazy.
oh, I’m sorry, but it’s a little late for that. I’m already gone too far into the deep end to do anything other.
>we aren't going to go against what we think is right.
And you call me crazy? You really believe you know what is right? Ha!
>we aren't going to be puppets
And yet you dance with the strings attached like the good little puppet that you are…

>In spite of his personal losses he put saving the world far ahead of any desires for vengeance on those responsible.
oh? Really? You clearly didn’t know him like I did.
>it's looking like we're going to be killing the rest of the sins on an as-needed basis.
I said that I was going to train you, not motivate you. And yes, they are the one that a wish vengeance upon… for a start…
>prevent the cause for your revenge.
But that would make me cease to exists, wouldn’t it?
>Reboot!
trying to flee? Oh, how cute. You know I would never hurt a hair upon your head, metaphorical speaking, but your friend on the other hand-

Kaktus 2012/07/29(Sun)13:57 No. 437376 ID: b3ca75
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“Crunch!”

Kaktus 2012/07/29(Sun)13:57 No. 437377 ID: b3ca75
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- is not that lucky. Sure, you can leave, but that would leave your precious friends dead in the real world. Call it motivation, if you will. All you have to do is complete three simple test and I’ll let them live! That’s fair, right honey?

Kaktus 2012/07/29(Sun)13:58 No. 437378 ID: b3ca75
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Now, all you have to is to follow the lights and you’ll find your tests. Oh, and if you have any questions at all, please go ahead and ask, love.

There is a blue light to the right accompanying with the sound… books? I think it is books…
To the left there is a red light and a lot of angry screaming.
And finally I can hear crying from the direction of the green light.
Where should I go first?

Insert command_

...I'm not sure we should play along at all.

Each light obviously corresponds with a party member. We go into their heads, and we're taking him along. That ain't good.

Also, we don't know he has a means to kill them if we don't comply. He hasn't necessarily pulled them into our dream- the lights might be just doors. Ie, he can't get 'em if we don't go in.

Plus, him killing them now flies in the face of the oracle. Just because we might be able to fight fate doesn't mean he can.

I vote non-compliance. Passive resistance, simply don't do anything or talk to him.

And if he CAN kill them? I'd rather not chance their deaths. Lets head to the crying.

> “Crunch!”
cardcrusher.jpg

> Sure, you can leave, but that would leave your precious friends dead in the real world.
Don't care.

> Oh, and if you have any questions at all, please go ahead and ask, love.
No, that's all. You want to ask something?

> Where should I go first?
Green.

>>437378
Red's Kevros. Green's Maggy. Blue's Graven. I guess we're going to go take a look at their personal scars... well, we already know the gist of things.

Let's go check Kevros first. Red.

green

> Red's Kevros. Green's Maggy. Blue's Graven. I guess we're going to go take a look at their personal scars...
If you're right, I'm strongly against this. Change my vote to "fuck you" (non-compliance).

Choose the grey shadow! Let's find out what makes Virtue a sad panda.

>>437375
>oh, I’m sorry, but it’s a little late for that. I’m already gone too far into the deep end to do anything other.
Good! This is progress!
Accepting there is a problem is the first step to treating it or learning to cope with it.

>And you call me crazy? You really believe you know what is right? Ha!
I didn't say know, I said think. There's a rather serious distinction between the two.

>And yet you dance with the strings attached like the good little puppet that you are…
Being predictable is not the same thing as being a puppet, and if you have enough control over the world to fit the circumstances so our actions will advance your goals then you are much more capable of achieving those goals directly. This is the methodology of a very bored person.

>oh? Really? You clearly didn’t know him like I did.
That depends on when your reference point is set. You hadn't yet been 'born' when we spoke with him.

>But that would make me cease to exists, wouldn’t it?
What? No, that's not how this works at all.
You were created close enough to the point where we would be making changes that your existence could easily be ensured. It's MUCH more difficult to ensure the existence of people born long after the changes, like Kevros.

What's that? I just said that our overall plan would result in the love of Lizbeth's life never being born? Why, yes, I did.

We'll play your game, but it's because curiosity is a powerful motivating force and it would be inconvenient if they died before we killed the sins and mastered breaking time.

Kaktus 2012/07/29(Sun)15:06 No. 437396 ID: b3ca75
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>non-compliance.
WHAT!? HOW DARE YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT CONTRAVENE MY WILL! YOU MUST BE PUNISHED!

Wrath cast Mind Blast on Lizbeth for 16 damage!
Lizbeth health is critical!

Kaktus 2012/07/29(Sun)15:06 No. 437397 ID: b3ca75
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I… I… I’m sorry, I didn’t want to hurt you… please comply with my request, I don’t want to lose my temper again…

Current votes:
RED - 1
GREEN - 2
BLUE - 0

Confirmed. He has no power over our friends, just us. They're not in trouble till we let him in their heads.

If he kills us though, his plans are fucked. So his threats are empty.

CONTINUE NONCOMPLIANCE.

> So his threats are empty.
Of course they are. We're his vessel. He can't affect this reality directly, that's why he needs us. However, I'd like to see what would happen if we're wrong.

>>437397
You are wrath, so let me put this in a way you should understand:
The harder you push us the harder we'll resist.
If you harm any person Lizbeth likes then we will destroy you, even if we have to work with the other sins to do it.

What will it be? Will you back down and discuss this civilly, or are you going to push harder and make us into an enemy?

> The harder you push us the harder we'll resist.
> If you harm any person Lizbeth likes then we will destroy you, even if we have to work with the other sins to do it.
That would be badass if we actually had enough power to support those words.

Con-nomplience

You know what, lets try to go to his light. It should be the white stuff. Or maybe the blood splotch.

go to the green light, it may be our one chance to help maggy

Voting blue. Because to stalemate. :I

Kaktus 2012/07/29(Sun)17:09 No. 437426 ID: b3ca75
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>Being predictable is not the same thing as being a puppet.
Actually, you are rather unpredictable. Still, it is rather easy to manipulate into position and just let you do your thing. At least, that was how you were every other time loop so far, so let’s hope you finally break our little cycle, shall we?
>You hadn't yet been 'born' when we spoke with him.
Well, technically yes, technically no. depends how you define born, really…
>What? No, that's not how this works at all.
Let’s just say that I can’t self-terminate. That is both the reason why I can’t change the cause of my revenge or why I can’t fulfill my own goals without your help.
>He has no power over our friends, just us.
>The harder you push us the harder we'll resist.
Well, bravo, you manage to beat two of my tests at once! The first was to teach you not to believe anything until you have proof. The other taught you never give up. I do say you are a lot better than any of the other yous of the other timelines, my precious.

Kaktus 2012/07/29(Sun)17:10 No. 437427 ID: b3ca75
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But now, for the final test! Learn how to sacrifice! First, let’s get rid of that body, it is after all just a waste of space…

Wrath cast Reality Cleave on Lizbeth for 87 damage!
Lizbeth has died!
Wrath cast time stop!
Time is standing still!

Kaktus 2012/07/29(Sun)17:10 No. 437428 ID: b3ca75
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Now then, you’re are quite dead. But don’t panic! You can simply possess one of your friends and take over their body instead. Of course, this will kill them in the process, but that is what we are here to learn, right? Oh, and doing nothing or threating me will not work this time, as I’ve have frozen time and I will leave you alone in the time freeze until you make a decision. Please, do take your time and see you soon…

Insert command_

Posses Wrath

>>437429

Oh Christ.

Yes, Posses Wrath. Always better to sacrifice enemies then allies.

dammit I wish we brought hans with now

>>437432
He's not or enemy he's our Father. We're supposed to sacrifice one of our friends and there is no closer friend than the one who created and is now guiding us.

Possess our piggy bank familiar.

fifty bucks say possessing Wrath won't work. so possess a golem. or if you're stuck in the room, try possessing that sword.

Kevros and pray that he is lying about the death thing

>>437428
Wrath.

Wait, no.

Possess Lizbeth's corpse.

Wrath, brring that one of the ninja-golems, barring that our familiar.

>>437439
What and fulfill the gruesome prophecy of us merging permanently with Kev? I thought we wanted to avoid that.

>>437437
The sword is actually an interesting idea, if w can't force our consciousness into the native constructs, or our pig. It's a spiritual focus, and we're emotionally close to Kev. Logically, that means we might be able to hide ourselves in an extension of his spirit without overwriting him.

Obviously, our long term plan should be to get Han / Graven to resurrect / reboot our body and get us back. Then we never sleep again.

Possess dogmeat.

>>437428
>>Well, bravo, you manage to beat two of my tests at once! The first was to teach you not to believe anything until you have proof.
>Now then, you’re are quite dead.

We have no proof of this beyond his word, and he just proved that his word has no value.

>>The other taught you never give up.
>You can simply possess one of your friends and take over their body instead. Of course, this will kill them in the process, but that is what we are here to learn, right?

We are not going to sacrifice allies, and we are not going to give up on our plans for Lizbeth's future.

There is only one reasonable answer. Lizbeth possesses Lizbeth so we can proceed as normal. Anything else would be giving up something.

Wait wait, I got it.

Create an illusion of yourself. Posses it. Going from android to sentient hologram is sort of a demotion, but only being corporal when you want to be has it's advantages. And you can still talk with your voice spell.

If Ira tries to trap you in this time freeze until you pick a friend to kill? Counter with the illusion of gigantic garden of plants. Growing in real time. I don't think he can stand to watch his own personal hell in time stopped infinity forever.

I can't believe it took so long for me to realize this.

>>437448
Yes, she should possess her own body.

We'll win by doing nothing. Moreover, Lizabeth is a lunarian. Therefore, we'll turn into a Golemancer.

I still want dogmeat's gruesome death, though.

yes try to poesses yourself.

>>437457

>> Moreover, Lizabeth is a lunarian. Therefore, we'll turn into a Golemancer.

Sorry... what?

>>437463
Get with the program!

As long as you're a spirit, take advantage of it by peeking through the door to see if there are any surprises waiting for the group.

Attempt possession of your own body, after checking if it was actually sliced in half. Failing that, try to possess Kevros' sword, and if that doesn't work, try possessing Wrath. ...And if that doesn't work, wait here forever. Even Wrath doesn't have the power to keep time frozen forever.

>>437465
>> keep time frozen forever

I don't think you understand how time works.

Possess the Pizza Elemental!

Don't kill any of our friends just yet. Find an alternative. Even if it means going outside this room.

Also tell Virtue that if he can't self-terminate then Oracle told us something impossible. She said his fate was "sacrifice".

I'm tempted to pick Hans if we can wander around. He's pretty evil, so he's an appropriate sacrifice. Pity he's not a lizard, but perhaps we can get some polymorph action going on.

>>437493

How about we stop telling Virtue what the Oracle managed to tell us, on the faint hope that it might be relevant?

>>437503
If he's done this over and over in multiple timelines, shouldn't he know everything already?

Kaktus 2012/07/30(Mon)09:47 No. 437529 ID: b3ca75
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>peek through the door.
That’s odd, there seems to be only darkness anywhere outside the room.
>Possess Wrath.
You are unable to find him anywhere on your router. The closest you get is someone named Sloth, thought that body is heavily protected by all kinds of security measures so it is a no go.
>Possess dogmeat.
Dogmeat is way too powerful! Clearly, his mind must be as sharp as a spoon drawer!
>Possess the Pizza Elemental!
You’re too late! Dogmeat already finished eating the last one! Oh the pizzanity!

Kaktus 2012/07/30(Mon)09:47 No. 437530 ID: b3ca75
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>check if it was actually sliced in half.
Actually, your body seems completely fine. And it is still breathing! That lying bastard!
>Moreover, Lizabeth is a lunarian. Therefore, we'll turn into a Golemancer.
You are quite clearly an eartharian (is that even a word?), not a lunarian! Do you really think someone rode down on a giant whale just to drop you off? Oh, please…
>Possess Lizbeth.
You possess yourself! Succ- no wait…

Kaktus 2012/07/30(Mon)09:48 No. 437531 ID: b3ca75
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Insert password_

...crap.
WARNING! Major corruption detected! Running diagnostic! MALFUNCTION!
…what?
ERROR! Initiating dream sequence!

Kaktus 2012/07/30(Mon)09:48 No. 437532 ID: b3ca75
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>Hans, Hans, Hans and Hans.
You are now playing Legend of Hans, Four Hans Adventures: The Hanslander.

Oh noes, our hero Hans has fallen through a dimension thingy-ma-bob and has arrived at a different world! Landing on an almost empty grass field, he soon finds himself in the center of a group of three other Hanses!

>Pose as a team as shit just got real!
You cleverly steal a joke from a much better author!

You are now Red Hans!
Current equipment: Everything!

Insert Hans_

Oh gods, Kev is glowing purple. Did you trip and posses him to death? If you killed him by accident I am never going to forgive myself. Q_Q

>Insert Hans
Okay, obviously the thing to do now is have sex with yourself. Or fight yourself to the death. Or the best of both; have a 4-way orgy / murder.

>>437531
First line: "sloth.exe has stopped working"
Second line: "Running wrath.exe"
Large text: "loadig"

Alright, lets get this dream sequence over with.
Then we'll find a way to punch Wrath in the dick for jerking us around like this.

Go into town and break all the pots. Shank anyone who says otherwise.

Huh, hang on. We don't know who Sloth is. We only know who the other six are.

Wrath: Jacob, now Virtue?
Envy: Alyssa Clown
Gluttony: Freya
Pride: Shadack
Lust: Mustrum
Greed: Davros

Maybe the Oracle is Sloth? It is very close by right now...

>>437533
No, Kev is the one who's glowing red. Kev and Liz are both green lizards so I can see why you'd be confused. We possessed ourselves properly.

>>437532
We're red Hans so the proper thing to do is grab the fire rod and randomly light the other Hanses on fire then run away in a random direction.

Green Hans kill Red Hans before he flips out and roasts you all!

Blue Hans kill Green Hans

> You are now playing Legend of Hans, Four Hans Adventures: The Hanslander.
I LOVE YOU!!

> Current equipment: Everything!
Beat a cucco with the Rope Snake, use Magic Cape, see Green, Blue and Purple Hans dying fabulously, use Great Fairy's Mask and seduce Old Man, mount Sonya and trample all cuccos and Old Man to death, use Shovel to beat Sonya's dead body, play the Song of Time. Repeat ad nauseam / ad infinitum, get Triforce and use its power to become the main character.

Kaktus 2012/07/30(Mon)13:45 No. 437561 ID: b3ca75
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>have a 4-way orgy.
What a fabulous idea, darling! The only problem is that purple Hans pimp hand is far stronger than mine, ja?

Kaktus 2012/07/30(Mon)13:46 No. 437562 ID: b3ca75
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>Go into town and break all the pots.
Magnificent, ja?

Kaktus 2012/07/30(Mon)13:46 No. 437563 ID: b3ca75
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>Shank anyone who says otherwise.
Oh, those kids can run really fast, ja? Especially when you light their fabulous friends on fire.

Kaktus 2012/07/30(Mon)13:46 No. 437564 ID: b3ca75
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>Green Hans kill Red Hans before he flips out and roasts you all!
You are unable to control any of the other Hanses, darling.
>proper thing to do is grab the fire rod and randomly light the other Hanses on fire.
>Beat a cucco with the Rope Snake, use Magic Cape, see Green, Blue and Purple Hans dying fabulously.
Why not both, ja?

Hans uses fire rod on cucco for 0 damage!
Cucco goes berserk!

Kaktus 2012/07/30(Mon)13:46 No. 437565 ID: b3ca75
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Blue hans is dead!
Green Hans is dead!
Purple Hans Uses Pimp slap on Cocco for 69 damage!
Purple Hans is dead!, ja?

Kaktus 2012/07/30(Mon)13:47 No. 437566 ID: b3ca75
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Oh noes! There is a whole army of Hans coming and the cuccos has already satisfied their thirst for blood and left!

Insert Hans, ja?_

>>437566
Summon the Han Dynasty to take on the Army of Hans.

Lure them to Gannon's Castle, beat Gannon, break the rainbow bridge, watch the army of Hans being magnificently crushed or beautifully falling into the pit of lava, be sent to the past and create two parallel timelines where everything ends in misery, make out with the moon, use the Fierce Bitches Goddesses's mask, get Triforce and use its power to become the main character pimpiest The Hans. There can be only one.

>>437565
>Insert Hans, ja?_
I can't seem to find any ja?_

summon the Hanzer.

>>437568
Alternatively, see if you can ambush a lone Hans and steal their uniform to disguise yourself as part of the army.

Kaktus 2012/08/04(Sat)23:26 No. 439397 ID: b3ca75
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> Summon the Han Dynasty to take on the Army of Hans.
For Emperor HANS! JA!

Kaktus 2012/08/04(Sat)23:26 No. 439398 ID: b3ca75
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> Become The Hans. There can be only one.
JA! For every Hans that is killed in glorious combat you can feel you power grow! Soon you far exceed the power of the gods themselves! YOU ARE THE ONE! THE WORLD IS YOURS FOR THE TAKING!!!!!

Kaktus 2012/08/04(Sat)23:27 No. 439399 ID: b3ca75
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And thus our “hero” HANS! Took over the MARVELOUS world! But even with everyone under his tyrannical thumb, he felt like something was missing…

>Summon the biggest fish!
ja…

Kaktus 2012/08/04(Sat)23:27 No. 439400 ID: b3ca75
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Warning, fish mass exceeds that of normal values! ERROR! The Universe has committed an illegal action and will shut down! All your unsaved date will be lost! Have a nice day.

What in the Schlogenwürst-

Kaktus 2012/08/04(Sat)23:27 No. 439401 ID: b3ca75
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Game over.

Kaktus 2012/08/04(Sat)23:27 No. 439402 ID: b3ca75
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>make out with the moon
Bonus unlocked!

Yay, this is back.

Reboot. Let's see if you've got a body, Liz.

>>439401
C:
dir/w

>>439402
Perfect.