maybe you'll tell him you have amnesia instead of probably being a construct made for dubious purposes.

Kaktus 2012/07/19(Thu)14:49 No. 434712 ID: b3ca75
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>Regardless, lube will save your night in more ways than one.
Well, true, but it wasn’t the lube I was worried about. More the dagger and healing potion combination.
Relationship advice #2: Deadly weapons are fabulous replacement for toys in the bedroom, ja?
>I would recommend giving away the sex change potions.
I never said I wouldn’t use them, just not on the first date… maybe…
>Say what I'm writing.
No
>Don't break his heart, okay?
Well, it’s starting to look like breaking his heart would break my own heart.

>>434697
>Lies and half-truths.
well, that doesn’t really explain a lot. But you did tell me something so I guess it would be fair to tell you something about myself too.
> Had a nice upbringing?
Um… l-let just say that no, I did not have a nice upbringing. A majority of the people I grew up with is either dead or otherwise “gone” so I don’t really have any fond memories from my youth.
>Was the squire of an exemplar paladin?
I’d wish that would be the case, really… But to tell you the truth I was forced to become a paladin… for a crime I committed…

>Dagger and healing potion
It's perfectly understandably not to want to go unarmed, and to have an emergency healing option on hand. You're an adventurer. You never know when shit will go down. Heck, safe towns and innocent dates are classic moments for an attack or abduction. You're being safe, not creepy.

>well, that doesn’t really explain a lot
Geez, what's with the suspicion? Do you want really want a whole life story on the first date? You trying to mess this up, Kev? We obviously didn't talk enough sense into your head while we were in there.

>forced to become a paladin
what.
>for a crime I committed.
THAT'S NOT HOW PALADINS WORK, KEV!

>>434712
Liz: If he tells you a dark secret, tell him one of your own. Like, that you don't really have much of a memory.

>Yes, who would ever trade the awesome techniques of a Dark Knight for low level biomorphic magicks?
I have no idea what that has to do with anything I said.

>>434726
That's doable- that kind of thing happens to adventures all the time. Part of the profession, practically. Let's not give away completely how recent and complete it is though.

Now you know why Hans is a biomorphic mage.

> I never said I wouldn’t use them, just not on the first date... maybe...
Too late, I've already made ​​up my mind.

> Well, it’s starting to look like breaking his heart would break my own heart.
This is the real danger, you're already emotionally invested. This is far worse than CHARMED.

> Well, that doesn’t really explain a lot.
Yes, let's fuck up everything you did right so far.

> But to tell you the truth I was forced to become a paladin… for a crime I committed…
> A majority of the people I grew up with is either dead or otherwise “gone” so I don’t really have any fond memories from my youth.
Actual shocking revelation, I wasn't expecting this. Proceed, my lad.

>>434714
Yeah, who would ever trade the awesome techniques of a Dark Knight for low level biomorphic magicks?

>>434728
Your lack of wrong genre savviness disturbs me.

That's... rather surprising. I can't really imagine him being one to commit crimes except out of necessity or desperation. In any case, if he isn't comfortable discussing it, we don't have to. You're supposed to be enjoying yourselves.

Kaktus 2012/07/19(Thu)17:11 No. 434740 ID: b3ca75
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>Yeah, who would ever trade the awesome techniques of a Dark Knight for low level biomorphic magicks?
Remember kids. Going from a solider of darkness to a champion of light require that you’re both from the moon and can defeat your on reflation by doing nada.

>THAT'S NOT HOW PALADINS WORK, KEV!
Actually, there is a few paladins whom became who they were to seek redemption for past aggressions. I myself was put in a cloister after the… “accident” and choose the way of the paladin there to help myself, so to speak.
>Liz: If he tells you a dark secret, tell him one of your own. Like, that you don't really have much of a memory.
amnesia, huh? That actually explains a lot. Thank you for sharing it with me, it means a lot to me.
>In any case, if he isn't comfortable discussing it, we don't have to. You're supposed to be enjoying yourselves.
Your right. Let’s change the subject and go in the opposite direction. Do you have any plans for the future, both imminent and remote? I really hope to be able to travel the world myself. Of course, being stuck in a cloister for most of your life will probably give anyone some need to travel.

> Let’s change the subject and go in the opposite direction.
You must be fucking kidding me.

> Do you have any plans for the future, both imminent and remote?
Lesbians!
Lizard Harem!
Goddess of Death!

I'm running out of options here.

I think we would like to be a better wizard, and seeing the world does have an appeal considering how little of it we have seen so far.

Plans? See the world, go on adventures, check out some cool architecture maybe. You're kind of living in the moment at the moment.

Kaktus 2012/07/19(Thu)18:02 No. 434750 ID: b3ca75
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>See the world, go on adventures, check out some cool architecture maybe. You're kind of living in the moment at the moment.
Maybe we should become some kind adventuring couple, saving each other hide all the while the sexual tension builds up like a crescendo… ah… you can dream sometimes, can’t you? Oh, and I’m s-sorry, I have been blabbering on without giving you any real chance to talk. So how about it, got anything you want to discuss or ask me? The food would arrive in a moment so we still have some time to kill.

He's loosening up. The guy's hardly stuttered at all. This date is going well.

Uh... Ask him if he's ever wondered what it's like to be a girl. Ask it all casual-like.

>>434750
Does he know of any way to check if someone has a soul?

Is this a job interview?

Anyway, the stars are saying something.

Goodness, the food hasn't arrived yet? We're running out of topics of conversation. Damn this game's real-time awkwardness engine. Damn it to pizza elemental hell!

>Is this a job interview?
srsly

>adventuring couple crescendo of sexual tension
Giggle / tease Kev for his straightforwardness. The blush and or laughter should buy us another minute.

If we're still desperate for time, you can tell him some skeleton fighting stories. "...and then I took the teas and blew his spine out!"

>>434755
Dude, total mood killer. Existential angst and doubt's a nono for dates.

>>434755
I think if you can wonder if you have a soul, you probably have a soul.

Ask him what he did! What crime did he commit? Get all the gory details!

I mean, since secrets are never healthy for a relationship, you know?

Then settle down with him and have like... a dozen babies, all while traversing the countryside as some sort of weird adventuring family. That'd be fun.

>>434227

You're excited by necrophilia?

>>434774
Are you a lich, skeleton, ghoul or something like that?

>>434788
Contrary to what Cheequest may have taught you, you can have non-necrotic constructs. She's more a robot build out of magic instead of science than she is a lich, etc.

Besides, it should be obvious by this point she isn't a necrophiliac. She's a lizbian. Liz is into lizards.

>>434755
Okay fine nevermind.

Ask him if he's got any hobbies.

>>434806
What are you talking about?

>>434788
If you invert killing someone after sleeping with them, it becomes sleeping with someone after killing them.

Hey I've got a bright idea. How about we don't change him into a girl? And just have a nice regular, unhorrifying relationship.

>>434837
I thought it was just for creativity in the bedroom. Potions only last 50 rounds y'know.

>>434840

Let's just say there are some headvoices who would probably object to Liz being the one to take the gender swap potion.

>>434844
Oh right that. I thought that was just a joke.

>>434818
Oh. I don't see any problem with that, though.

>>434844
Too late, we already bought the lube.

>>434837
Stop fooling yourself, every relationship is horrifying.

Stop turning people into women on the first date. That's third date stuff, guys, you'll drive him off.

Kaktus 2012/07/20(Fri)06:42 No. 434876 ID: b3ca75
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>Stop turning people into women on the first date. That's third date stuff, guys, you'll drive him off.
I agree!
>Ask him if he's got any hobbies.
well, um… p-promise not to laugh b-but…um… I-I do enjoy k-knitting on my d-down time.
>Ask him what he did! What crime did he commit? Get all the gory details!
I… I rather not talk about right now, it’s complicated. I promise you that I will tell you soon thought.
>Tease Kev for his straightforwardness.
I… uh… I-I think i-it’s the wine t-talking…heh… heh…

“Your Food, sire! And a new bottle of wine, sire!”
Wait, new bottle? What happened to the old one?

Kevros +3 drunkenness
Kevros is tipsy!

Oh…

Kaktus 2012/07/20(Fri)06:42 No. 434877 ID: b3ca75
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And thus our heroes enjoyed their fine meal, entertained themselves with the concert, committed to a dance or two, thwarted the inevitable kidnapping attempt, engaged in small talk, defeated Zz’arken, the king of bees!, enjoyed a bottle of fine wine, ate a pizza elemental and finally fallow each other home to the guild. What a splendid date!

Kevros +5 love
Kevros +3 loyalty
Kevros +10 happiness
Kevros +1 love, loyalty, happiness (fine wine)
Kevros +5 drunkenness
kevros is drunk!

Lizbeth +3 chubbiness
Lizbeth +3 drunkenness
Lizbeth is tipsy!

Kaktus 2012/07/20(Fri)06:42 No. 434878 ID: b3ca75
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-Lizbeth’s Room-
I... I had a wonderful time tonight… and… um…

Kaktus 2012/07/20(Fri)06:42 No. 434879 ID: b3ca75
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…I…I…I guess this is g-goodnight, huh?

Insert cheesy ending_

Oh gods, we survived.

Hey! There's the sexual dimorphism. The skull shape is slightly different- the eye sockets don't line up.

Jump his bones! Level up together.

don't jump his bones, that'd drive him off. give him the lizard equivalent of a kiss on the cheek instead. you gotta be patient or you'll freak him out.

Don't forget to grope him with your telekinesis when he isn't looking.

I'd be willing to settle for a kiss, but I think we're moving fast enough not to have to settle for cheek.

(Lizards... do kiss right? Kissing or whatever the appropriate lizard equivalent is. Nose biting. Mutal tongue flicking. Snout nuzzling. Whatever).

>>434892
Casting while tipsy isn't usually a good idea.

Do something you'll regret forever.

Stroke his horns, pull him in close, and whisper in his ear:

"Naming a lizard 'LIZbeth' is like naming a human 'MANon.'"

Wink knowingly and push him out the door. Go to bed.

Kaktus 2012/07/20(Fri)13:01 No. 434917 ID: b3ca75
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>Do something you'll regret forever.
If I do it I’ll regret it, if I don’t I’ll regret it... so win-win?
>"Naming a lizard 'LIZbeth' is like naming a human 'MANon.'"
Or MANdaline, MANdy, MANuela, MANette. It isn’t really that uncommon.
> Casting while tipsy isn't usually a good idea.
Pff, I’ll tell you when I had enough! I’ll just need to focus for a second... nnnnope, cant cast for shit when I drunk… weee….
> I'd be willing to settle for a kiss, but I think we're moving fast enough not to have to settle for cheek.

Lizbeth uses kiss on kevros for 0 damage!
Kevros +1 love
Kevros has been permanently charmed!

Kaktus 2012/07/20(Fri)13:01 No. 434918 ID: b3ca75
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Kevros uses kiss on Lizbeth for 0 damage!
It’s super effective!
Lizbeth has fallen in love!


…He either got a great sword in his pocket or he’s really happy to see me…

Insert great sword_

don't forget the lube.

I hope this doesn't interfere with the harem.

Of course he has a sword in his pocket. He used it when the inevitable kidnapper attacked.

>Love!
You have to admit that's remarkable progress for someone who's barely been around for two days.

>"Naming a lizard 'LIZbeth' is like naming a human 'MANon.'"
I would object, if that wasn't pretty much exactly how I first thought of suggesting the name.

Although, it retrospect, Lizbeth has been kind of an apt name. She's shown attraction to both sexes, got a mysterious past, has thrown chemicals in someone's face, she has daddy issues with her (probably) evil jerk daddy, and is a (reality) hacker. She's the girl with the dragon lizard tattoo construct covering.

Kaktus 2012/07/20(Fri)16:01 No. 434953 ID: b3ca75
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>don't forget the lube.
Of course not, still got it in my pocket.
>I hope this doesn't interfere with the harem.
I… I don’t actually know if it will…
>Of course he has a sword in his pocket. He used it when the inevitable kidnapper attacked.
Of course! He got his trusty sword in his pocket! The same sword that is right now resting against the wall! The same sword that he should never be able to fit in his pocket! Wait, something seems off with this logic…

I-I’M S-SORRY! I-I…uh…I…um…I-I should l-leave...

Insert awkward command_

Kiss him goodbye. Tell him you had a wonderful evening and you hope to do this again... soon.

>>434955
>>434955
>>434955
>>434955

Also tell him that he's the most adorable lizard. Because he is.

>>434953
Tell him it's okay, it's flattering. Or alternatively that it's totally okay to be turned on by such a hottie like you, because you're so hot.

Also that you're definitely looking forward to future dates. Mmm-HMMM.

Give him an awkward blowjob. Or at least an awkward handjob.

Is... that your tongue sticking out inches in front of your face? You got that far in? Kev pulled back that fast?

Kaktus 2012/07/20(Fri)17:52 No. 434979 ID: b3ca75
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>Is... that your tongue sticking out inches in front of your face?
That is clearly a graphical error. You should really sacrifice your graphic card to the pizza elementals and buy a new one.
>Give him an awkward blowjob.
That’s… that’s surprisingly tempting, but no.

>Tell him it's okay, it's flattering.
Y-you really think so? I mean… it’s kind of… uh…
>Kiss him goodbye. Tell him you had a wonderful evening and you hope to do this again... soon.
I-I hope that to… And s-sorry for the ruined e-ending…
>Also tell him that he's the most adorable lizard. Because he is.
T-thank you… …Adorable? I was hoping for somti- I mean, goodnight, pleasant dreams and all that. Uh… I’ll see you tomorrow… Beautiful…

Well, goodnight…

Kaktus 2012/07/20(Fri)17:52 No. 434980 ID: b3ca75
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LEVEL UP!
You are now level 3!
You gain:
+3 hp

New spells!
Levitate – float a few centimeters above the ground for a short while

Ghost sound – Make an fake sound that you have previously heard up to 25 meters away. You cannot imitate more advance sound like something talking.

Illusion has been upgraded!
Moving Illusion – Create an Illusion that can move in simple patterns. Cannot be bigger than yourself.

Arcane punch has been upgraded!
Magic missile – more damage, better accuracy, longer range and just plain cooler.

Choose a spell path!
Golemancer – Specialize in animating and controlling homunculus and golems (Spell: animate homunculus)

Time binder – Specialize in bending time to your will! (Spell: Time sphere (slow))

Master Illusionist – Specialize in creating a new reality out of your own desire (Spell: Solid Illusion)

Note: All paths will get the same spells in the end. Path only determine in which order you’ll gain new spells and which spells will be more powerful.

>>434980
Time control. Because sure, it sucks at the beginning, but at high levels we can defeat even the mightiest of Pizza Elementals, by going back in time and terminating their asses.

Master illusionist for looney toons style hijinks.

>Ghost sound
>Make an fake sound that you have previously heard
...and we just came from a concert? Excellent.

Okay, the golemmancer is tempting. We can animate Timmy. And since we're some kind of construct ourselves, that could provide avenues to controlling understanding our own nature.

Solid illusion would be the easiest to weaponize and exploit though. Just think of all the awesome shit we could do! Anything we can imagine, and it can hurt. Boulders, floating daggers, tripwires, fake IDs... and when we get bigger illusion casting size we can make ourselves a functioning dragon to kill things for us.

Time magic is coo and all in general, but slow by itself sucks.

I vote illusionist.

>>434980
Illusionist, because as we've learned from Chee Quest, mastery of illusion HACKS REALITY.

Master Illusionist

Apllication applications applications!

This basically gives us unlimited access to mundane tools and/or weapons. Whatever we need or want. We can conjure illusions of knives, hammers, screwdrivers, silverware, plates, cups, keys, hairbrushes, toothbrushes, mirrors, handcuffs... anything. Don't you see what this means?

We've beat the inventory. We win.

Then there's all the nasty combat applications.

I can't wait to use illusions of a wall to block attacks.

Or create a solid illusion of a hole in the floor, knock someone down it, and then turn the illusion off, sealing them in rock.

Or just cast the illusion of an airtight box around someone and wait while they asphyxiate to death.

Wheee! =D

1: Golemancer

2: time

3 illusions.

Golemancer just seems fun. And gives us enough understanding of our own nature to fight back if we need to, probably. just in case we have some sort of innate weakness.

>>434998
Whoops, let me just fix that...

Anywho, I still think Time Powers would be cool in the long run, but hey, illusions could be cool too.

Illusionist is a pretty great class, but in this case I vote Golemancer.
Keep in mind that we are not just any golem, but a golem built for some SINISTER PURPOSE which likely involves our destruction. If we hack our own code, then when someone tries to use us as a magical vessel we can tell them "I'm sorry. I am afraid I can't do that." and then laugh and laugh.

>>434987
That happened mostly because (Chee Quest spoiler) they were all living in a huge illusion to begin with. Though high level illusionists can get pretty close to that point in other settings anyway...

Golemancer, because priorities.

Your dress is now a phone, go answer it.

Agreed on Golemancer possibly helping Lizbeth understand (and potentially even manipulate) her own nature.

Master Illusionist ; Alter (perceived) reality? Hell yea.

Golemancer as primary. Master Illusionist as a secondary path if at all possible.

Don't we have a thing to animate? Golemancer! We totally need to make that cute uh... thing we stole... from our creator's lair... animated!

I vote Golemancer because the idea of a construct constructing constructs appeals to me.

Time magic is still pretty cool. Because tons of people are picking golemancer, I'm switching my answer to time mage.

Golemancer.

Definitely Solid Illusion. Gain the powers of the holodeck!

Why are so few people picking time? What the hell is wrong with you?

time binding, yo.

>>435041
We've just got different priorities than you, dude. Also, there're no guarantees that we'd get broken time travel powers.

Kaktus 2012/07/21(Sat)04:37 No. 435052 ID: b3ca75
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GOLEM: 7
TIME: 5
ILLUSION: 8

You chosen master Illusionist! You have gained a new spell!

Solid Illusion – Create an Illusion which fools both the eyes and touch. You can make Illusion have any property of a solid material that you have seen before. You cannot create any kind of advance chemical reactions, like fire or functioning organic life, or create anything that moves on its own. The Illusion cannot be bigger than yourself.

Kaktus 2012/07/21(Sat)04:38 No. 435053 ID: b3ca75
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Meanwhile, in the hall of Justice!

Kaktus 2012/07/21(Sat)04:38 No. 435054 ID: b3ca75
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Hey, superman, Hey! HEY! hey!
what do you want, douche face.

Kaktus 2012/07/21(Sat)04:38 No. 435055 ID: b3ca75
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The dam downtown has burst and people is drowning, lets save them with whales! Whales, superman, WHALES!
shut up, dork face, I’m trying to watch my stories!
But what about the drowning people? And the whales! Whales, superman, WHALES!
They can drown for all I care, ass face, my stories is on! Go and die in a corner or something and leave me alone!

You now have control over Aqua Man!

Insert pathetic command_

Save them with SHARKS.

That'll teach them that they aren't man-eaters!

Suggestion 2012/07/21(Sat)07:00 No. 435061 ID: a7a256
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> Insert pathetic command_

clog the dam with corpses

>>435061
Ph'nglui Mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!

kill yourself for having superpowers yet still being one of the most pathetic creatures alive.

>>435068
Hey now
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yl3ZZaXLEx0
>:(

Kaktus 2012/07/21(Sat)08:44 No. 435071 ID: b3ca75
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>kill yourself for having superpowers yet still being one of the most pathetic creatures alive.
And lose all my earned points on Starbucks? NEVER!
>clog the dam with corpses
Excellent idea, now you just need some corpses!
>Save them with SHARKS.
You know what’s better then sharks? ZOMBIE SHARKS!

Kaktus 2012/07/21(Sat)08:44 No. 435072 ID: b3ca75
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Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!
You are unable to summon Cthulhu, as you made sushi of him last week to feed the yearly Justice League barbeque. You do have his cousin on speed dial thought! Let’s show those stupid surface dwellers who’s awesome! Starting with that TV mast! Take that stupid mast!

Kaktus 2012/07/21(Sat)08:45 No. 435073 ID: b3ca75
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What is this!? Someone is disturbing my TV watching! ALL THE WORLDS MUST BURN FOR THIS INSULENCE!!!!!
Oh crap…

Insert Awesome command_

Dang liz, you have some weird dreams.

Okay Aquaman, you're facing an angry Supes. Now, with all the kryptonite that's fallen to earth, it stands to reason some of it must have fallen in the ocean. Heck, probably the majority of it, given how much more sea than landmass their is for falling green skyrocks to hit. Have a sea creature retrieve the nearest hunk for you.

Blame the Batman. He has a Kryptonite ring handy in case Supes goes crazy, if this is following canon. So probably not, but it's worth a try, and even if Supes didn't give it to him, he'll probably have some anyway. Since, y'know, Crazy Prepared.

Resist the urge to correct his spelling of insolence. It won't help.

Summon fish!

>>435086
Summon Bigger Fish

>>435088

Summon All The Fish.

Kaktus 2012/07/21(Sat)13:39 No. 435096 ID: b3ca75
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> Have a sea creature retrieve the nearest hunk for you.
Of course! But you still need to buy time until you get your hands on some kryptonite…
>Blame Batman
Do you think I’m stupid, dick face?
Blast, he saw through my cunning ruse!
> Summon fish!
This might work... but it needs something more...
> Summon Bigger Fish
Getting closer…
> Summon All The Fish.
YES! Eat Whales, Dick! Whales, Superman, WHALES!

do you really belive some undercooked dinner will stop me, lard face? I will kill you for this INSULENCE!
> Resist the urge to correct his spelling of insolence.
actually, I think it is pronounced insolence.
I KEEEEEL YOU!

Kaktus 2012/07/21(Sat)13:40 No. 435097 ID: b3ca75
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Aquaman gains Kryptonite
I… I can’t believe it! Who’s laughing now!
You’ll never get away with this, um… something face…?

Kaktus 2012/07/21(Sat)13:40 No. 435098 ID: b3ca75
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AQUAMAN… PUNCH!

Aquaman attacks Superman for 9001 damage
Superman is slain!
You gain
+1.000.000.000 xp!
+9.999.999.999 gold!
+Red cape!

awesome…

Kaktus 2012/07/21(Sat)13:40 No. 435099 ID: b3ca75
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And thus our “hero” AQUAMAN! Took over the world! But even with everyone under his tyrannical thumb, he felt like something was missing…

>Summon the biggest fish
yes…

Kaktus 2012/07/21(Sat)13:40 No. 435100 ID: b3ca75
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Warning, fish mass exceeds that of normal values! ERROR! The Universe has committed an illegal action and will shut down! All your unsaved date will be lost! Have a nice day.

what the fu-

Kaktus 2012/07/21(Sat)13:40 No. 435101 ID: b3ca75
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Game over.

run lizardwizard.exe

Wait! No, first:

BACKUP Pixel_Adventures\Saved_Games
UNINSTALL Pixel_Adventures.exe

insert disk: Pixel_Adventures
autorun Pixel_Adventures_installer.exe

REBOOT
RUN Pixel_Adventures\Epicmovie.wav

=D

Call a certified Russian cosmonaut to fix this through the Russian way.