Let's do this.
Swim around like an idiot for about ten minutes!
Ohhhh boy
Fuck that Ferguson faggot
>>42589 Man this is THE LIFE.
>>42601 Hipcheck Fish.
GRILL A WHORE
>>42603 There are no fish in this area. But holy shit there's a frog here.
>>42608 Name him Zubat. He will be your bestest friend ever. Let him ride atop your head.
Is this some kind of continuation quest? I feel out of the loop.
>>42610 Zubat and you will be friends forever. For some reason he feels pointy on your forehead, but this seems normal to you.
>>42615 Take Zubat on a sightseeing tour of your home.
>>42615 Pretend that you are a unicorn and that Zubat is your horn.
>>42619 That sounds like a great idea, but for some reason Zubat is dragging you out of the water? Were his pretenses at friendship just a setup for some manner of betrayal?!
Fuck yes Zubat! you are the best fucking frog ever!
>>42627 How the heck did we get pulled out of the water by that tiny humanoid? Introduce him to Zubat via smashy smash.
Despair! Sadness! Betrayal! How could you Zubat! You were our closest friend!
Zubat appears caught on some manner of long thin thing! He's holding onto you for dear life! Quick! Free him from the long thin thing!
Apparently this guy pulled you out of the water with Zubat's aid! What devilry! And now he's got a sword out! That just isn't cool.
SPRAY WATER EVERYWHERE! >:O
>>42641 Say Hi! Hihihihi!
HIPCHECK!
>>42641 Wait, is that? Zubat! Apparently this guy stabbed a hook through him!
>>42641 Offer to shake hands...fins...whatever you've got.
>>42650 Try to save Zubat! It's the only way!
>>42650 That BASTARD! he gets no Hi's. no Hi's at all.
>>42650 He killed Zubat! Beat the shit out of him!
>>42656 >>42643 You fire your high pressure water cannon! He rolls to the side! What a jackass!
>>42657 Wow, he's fast!
>>42657 Slip back into the water and attack him from a distance - he'll sink if he tries to follow and then we can whallop the punkass.
DIVE FORWARD!
>>42661 Ow! Son of a bitch! A few hundred more of those and you might be in trouble!
>>42661 HIPCHECK!
>>42667 Fall down. Crush him under your weight.
HIPCHECK
Ask this little rabbity-looking knight dude just what his problem is anyway. Inform him that he's very rude.
>>42667 Don't fight him, just sit down and stare at him in the most adorable way possible. Become the most adorable loving thing this world has ever seen.
>>42663 You decide to stop letting this guy stab you in the angle. Shit is not cash in any way, shape, or form.
>>42678
>>42663 He doesn't appear to be following. >>42675 Attack or attempt diplomacy? There's only a moment to choose!
>>42688 DIPLOMACY! Fighting only begets fighting.
And by diplomacy you of course must mean VOMIT WATER LAZERS ALL OVER HIM.
>>42688 The fuck is it? Get a closer look. But don't let the little bastard poke you in the eye.
>>42688 head to the other swimming area on the map. keep and eye for the jerk. when he gets there, head back over here. after about 46 minutes, jump out and attack him
He might be a very confused knight. You know how those smaller races are, they think anybody with wings and a breath weapon is some evil princess stealing sociopath. It would be better to correct this misunderstanding peacefully, because if there's one knight there are bound to be others.
Let him know that he's a cocksucker and that your ankles are like, totally aching now, and ask what his deal is. I mean, like, seriously, y'know?
>>42688 Offer to shake hands/flippers/whatever!
You open your mouth to speak. He puts his sword away! Maybe diplomacy will work! But what do you say?
>>42707 "What the hell, man? I mean, c'mon!"
>>42707 Say "Eyiyiyiyiyiyiyii! Eyiyiyiii! Yiyiiiyiiyiii!"
>>42707 "Ouch. That stings! Why are you attacking me, little man?"
>>42707 Come on, why did you do that, that was really uncalled for!
>>42707 "MEANIE! YOU HURT ZUBAT! THATS MEAN! WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN! AND WHY YOU HURT ME! THATS NOT A NICE THING! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!"
You attempt to explain that this man has hurt you and Zubat, and he should be ashamed. You ask him to explain why would do such a thing, and if this can all be settled peacefully. He takes out a strange item.
>>42725 Submerge! SUBMERGE! NOW!
Dive! Dive!
MOVE FISH, GET OUT THE WAY
>>42725 Daww, you're so adorable. Dive and sail off. The guy's probably up to no good.
DIVE LIKE THE MOTHERFUCKING FIST OF THE NORTH STAR
You get a bad feeling about the way negotiations are heading, and dive for safety! The man tosses the object!
Maybe he doesn't speak English. Try French.
>>42733 DEEPER, AND AWAY FROM THE SHORE, GOGOGOGO!!
>>42725 Move away from shiny man with pointy hurt sticks, but keep an eye on him. He probably doesn't understand your language. Make lines in dirt at a distance away from him where he can't hit you and it's obvious you're not trying to hurt him - make them look like this: 'WHY HURT ME' and 'NOT NICE', followed by '=(' I really hope this works
Dodge the medieval pokeball!
>>42740 I'm starting to get the feeling that this guy doesn't like us. Maybe we should go somewhere else.
>>42740 :C
AAAAAAAAAAAARGH! THAT'S THE MOST HORRIBLE NOISE IN THE WORLD!
>>42760 FLY AWAY PLESSY! FLYYYYY!
>>42760 WHAT A JERK! LAND ON HIM!
>>42760 Don't go back on land! He'll annoy us with stabbings again!
>>42760 Fly away! You can fly, right? Get away from little man. He's clearly not friendly. :(
You can't fly! You try to land on the man and crush him, but your head hurts so much from the bad noise that you miss! You flop around in pain! He's attacking your fin now! That hurts a lot more than when he attacked your legs! If this keeps up for ten or fifteen minutes you might be a goner!
>>42776 Roll over.
>>42776 Get up get up! He can't hit your fin if you stand up!
>>42776 This is much less than excellent! Roll around and make him double-flat like a pancake!
>>42776 ATTEMPT TO TRANSFORM INTO YOUR HUMAN FORM
>>42791 You don't have a human form that would be silly! Unfortunately, you never learned how to roll over! But standing you can do. He runs up and starts chopping at your ankle again. What an absolute jerk.
Land slide!
>>42797 HIP CHECK!
>>42797 stomp bad notfriend! stompstompstomp!!!
>>42797 Tailsweep!
Cry. With your adorable eyes.
>>42797 Crush him with your powerful jaws
HIP CHECK
It looks like you're going to have to fight back.
>>42832 PUNT PUNT THE LITTLE MEAN GUY FAR AWAY LAUGH
>>42832 Eat him up.
use: tail whip
Smash that punk. Show him who's boss.
>>42832 Water attack!
I wonder if he has more than one of those grey stars? You could get back in the water and find out. If he does, waterspout it back at him!
>>42886 Its... magnificent.
>>42886 perfect. now, jump in the water and swim to the other location.
For some reason a cat has put him on a cart and is running off with him. This is all very strange.
>>42891 Water blast! For good measure!
>>42891 Yes it is. Make a mental note to avoid such things in the future. Get back to the life.
>>42894
Well done! Now lets swim around like an idiot.
>>42895 >>42902 This really is the life. >Plessy Quest End.
>>42904 You even gave Zubat a bandaid <3
>>42904 You're the best, Plessy. <3
oh good god d'awwwwwwwwwwww
This was the best quest ever <3
This, truly, was the very purpose of /quest/. There will never be anything this magnificient again. Lock the board, archive this, anything further would only serve to ruin it.