Let's do this.
>>42725 Daww, you're so adorable. Dive and sail off. The guy's probably up to no good.
DIVE LIKE THE MOTHERFUCKING FIST OF THE NORTH STAR
You get a bad feeling about the way negotiations are heading, and dive for safety! The man tosses the object!
Maybe he doesn't speak English. Try French.
>>42733 DEEPER, AND AWAY FROM THE SHORE, GOGOGOGO!!
>>42725 Move away from shiny man with pointy hurt sticks, but keep an eye on him. He probably doesn't understand your language. Make lines in dirt at a distance away from him where he can't hit you and it's obvious you're not trying to hurt him - make them look like this: 'WHY HURT ME' and 'NOT NICE', followed by '=(' I really hope this works
Dodge the medieval pokeball!
>>42740 I'm starting to get the feeling that this guy doesn't like us. Maybe we should go somewhere else.
>>42740 :C
AAAAAAAAAAAARGH! THAT'S THE MOST HORRIBLE NOISE IN THE WORLD!
>>42760 FLY AWAY PLESSY! FLYYYYY!
>>42760 WHAT A JERK! LAND ON HIM!
>>42760 Don't go back on land! He'll annoy us with stabbings again!
>>42760 Fly away! You can fly, right? Get away from little man. He's clearly not friendly. :(
You can't fly! You try to land on the man and crush him, but your head hurts so much from the bad noise that you miss! You flop around in pain! He's attacking your fin now! That hurts a lot more than when he attacked your legs! If this keeps up for ten or fifteen minutes you might be a goner!
>>42776 Roll over.
>>42776 Get up get up! He can't hit your fin if you stand up!
>>42776 This is much less than excellent! Roll around and make him double-flat like a pancake!
>>42776 ATTEMPT TO TRANSFORM INTO YOUR HUMAN FORM
>>42791 You don't have a human form that would be silly! Unfortunately, you never learned how to roll over! But standing you can do. He runs up and starts chopping at your ankle again. What an absolute jerk.
Land slide!
>>42797 HIP CHECK!
>>42797 stomp bad notfriend! stompstompstomp!!!
>>42797 Tailsweep!
Cry. With your adorable eyes.
>>42797 Crush him with your powerful jaws
HIP CHECK
It looks like you're going to have to fight back.
>>42832 PUNT PUNT THE LITTLE MEAN GUY FAR AWAY LAUGH
>>42832 Eat him up.
use: tail whip
Smash that punk. Show him who's boss.
>>42832 Water attack!
I wonder if he has more than one of those grey stars? You could get back in the water and find out. If he does, waterspout it back at him!
>>42886 Its... magnificent.
>>42886 perfect. now, jump in the water and swim to the other location.
For some reason a cat has put him on a cart and is running off with him. This is all very strange.
>>42891 Water blast! For good measure!
>>42891 Yes it is. Make a mental note to avoid such things in the future. Get back to the life.
>>42894
Well done! Now lets swim around like an idiot.
>>42895 >>42902 This really is the life. >Plessy Quest End.
>>42904 You even gave Zubat a bandaid <3
>>42904 You're the best, Plessy. <3
oh good god d'awwwwwwwwwwww
This was the best quest ever <3
This, truly, was the very purpose of /quest/. There will never be anything this magnificient again. Lock the board, archive this, anything further would only serve to ruin it.