Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/10(Thu)12:38 No. 41251 ID: 40dc56
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>>41248
"I finished the base of your body! You can think of details that you might want and I can see what I can do~ hehe. But what do you think?"

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/09/10(Thu)12:42 No. 41254 ID: 2cbe3e
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>>41251

Elegant yet sassy

Vrrrrrrr. Crush! Kill! Destroy! Hahaha, just kidding. Sweet ride man, I was kind of afraid we would end up like R.O.D.R.I.C.K. With this we can pass for a human and become legally schizophrenic. Any limitations we should be aware of? We can navigate stairs... right?

Bob 2009/09/10(Thu)13:24 No. 41272 ID: 6164e0
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I vote for something like this.

>>41272
I like this one.

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/10(Thu)14:04 No. 41301 ID: 40dc56
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>>41272
>>41282
alright! I'll see what I can do!
>>41257
"Of course! I wanted you to look as human as possible, that's why I gave you synthetic skin, and synthetic organs, you also can eat, taste, and feel things, you have all senses you know. You also feel warm like a human..hehe *ahem* You do however have some different limitations in that form, you can't really hear inside my head anymore and I can't hear all your voices either so we have to talk verbally, but you do have complete control over your body, Bridget, and I hope you enjoy it!"

>>41301
HUG DADDY/CREATOR/FRIEND/BOYFRIEND

>>41305
Grope halfway through. Make it seem incidental.

>>41310
Nah full on grope, so he knows we love him.

Suggestion 2009/09/10(Thu)14:27 No. 41317 ID: cd08c0
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Guys, guys, is it too late for me to make a suggestion?

We have a tounge. Commense Making Out.

"Danger, danger Will Robinson! We are going to molest you."

>>41310
>>41314
>>41321
>>41339
...Limit it to just the hug guys. He can still take us apart, you know.

>>41348

That's why I'm warning him to run away.

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/10(Thu)15:48 No. 41370 ID: 40dc56
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>>41305
>>41348
"Oh!"

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/10(Thu)15:49 No. 41372 ID: 40dc56
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>>41370
"mmnn.."

Okay, lets grope him a little.

It looks like it would make him happy.

But stop at just some light groping, and ask about clothes. After all, we have been disembodied voices for a looooooong time, so we want to go and interact with stuff.

Wink at him playfully while saying that though.

My God you must be lonely.

>>41386
Screw that. There'll be time for interaction of a different nature later. Kiss harder! Work those hands! Ours is the body that will pierce the heavens!

"We're so happy. We've waited an eternity for someone like you."

>>41391
"...to be stupid enough to free us from our perpetual prison. Now we can finally take our revenge upon the world!"
Let loose with a bit of maniacal laughter, then 'take care' of him.

>>41403
This was admittingly a pretty stupid idea for him. Now we can do whatever we want! Let's go on a wild adventure, burning and pillaging everything as we go! We shall become the next Beardbeard!
Rad did this, so as thanks, he can be our sidekick. He'll be our Driblis.

>>41403

"Just kidding!"

>>41403
... with a massage. He must be tired from building robotic orb bodies all day!

Ok, now we need to go find some ancient long last shard of us and have him build us a sister.

>>41403

AH, AFTER TEN THOUSAND YEAR, I'M FREE! IT'S TIME TO CONQUER /quest/!

>>41422
And then three-way incest?

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/10(Thu)19:33 No. 41464 ID: 40dc56
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>>41425
>>41414
>"AH, AFTER TEN THOUSAND YEAR, I'M FREE! IT'S TIME TO CONQUER!"

>BOOP.

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/10(Thu)19:34 No. 41466 ID: 40dc56
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>>41464
ALL SYSTEMS SHUT DOWN.

"Hehehehe. You're silly~"

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/10(Thu)19:36 No. 41467 ID: 40dc56
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>>41466
"Now did you honestly think I was dumb enough to not have SOME control over you? Oh Bridget~ hehehe. Now you see I can turn off that body of yours with this here button, and if you make me do this 3 times, you lose the body. I'll let this one slide because you didn't know any better. Hehehe, understand?"

>>41467
I... I thought we were friends...

You're going to kill us? Just for disobeying you? I didn't know we were just a slave for you :(

>>41467
"You don't recognize the quote?"

"Yes... Mistress."

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/10(Thu)19:54 No. 41480 ID: 40dc56
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>>41472
"Kill you? Heavens no! I'd never think about it! I love you, Bridget. I just want keep you out of trouble you naughty thing~"
>>41474
"I don't sweetie, sorry~"
>>41475
"Good boy."

>>41467
You ever watch power rangers? We were making a reference, as we likely will very often. It's part of what we are.

Anyway, can I have some clothes?

Can we have your clothes?

... if you know what I mean.

>>41480
So to balance him out, we'd need to be an unrepentant tomboy...

Alright, someone tell me the anime this is the premise for, because I know it's out there.

A sextoy. Why did it have to e a sextoy? Next time you let someone build a body for us it is going to be something big, disgusting and motherfucking ugly!

A sextoy. Why did it have to be a sextoy? Next time you let someone build a body for us it is going to be something big, disgusting and motherfucking ugly!

Nothope!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/09/11(Fri)03:21 No. 41865 ID: cd08c0
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>>41480
... I propose we kill him. In his sleep.
How dare he control us like that. Captives in our own body. When we're so close.
That's the worst thing anybody could do!

>>41857
What's wrong with being a sex toy? This way at least WE get to wear the pretty dress for once, even if we don't have a sister to seduce while wearing it.

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/11(Fri)07:29 No. 41893 ID: 40dc56
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>>41484
"Oh of course! Here let me put on your clothes~"
>>41493
"Nooo I just want you to be yourself! Just no binges of destruction. Well...without my permission~"

>BOOP

"Now I'm going to get out of these dirty clothes and go change into something more comfy. You can explore the manor if you wish."

Cam walks out of the room.

Look around. Enjoy feeling of having sensations again. Lick everything.

>>41893
while he's gone...

leave. gone. never come back. go on destruction binges. maybe destroy his system for controlling you.

>>41893
Follow cam~ Watch him get undressed and redressed~ <33

>>41898

This! Throw down our oppressor!

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/11(Fri)08:17 No. 41924 ID: 40dc56
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>>41898
>>41910
You begin to run. You run out of the Robotic Workshop, and are now in HALLWAY B6

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/11(Fri)08:17 No. 41925 ID: 40dc56
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>>41924
You see 5 doors. Which one?

>>41925
they grey one at the front. seems to be central to the hallway design, indicating leading to a seperate section.

Why are we running from our sexy master? I say we welcome our new place in life. Try the first door on the left.

>>41934
fuck your obedience, we need ale, whores, and explosions. get on out of here!

Blue door, go. This is time to get down.

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/11(Fri)08:57 No. 41958 ID: 40dc56
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>>41929
>>41937
You arrive in the Foyer. Ahead you see a large door. Below you another large door with decorations around it.


>BOOP

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/11(Fri)08:59 No. 41963 ID: 40dc56
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>>41958
A voice sounds throughout the room.


"Wh..Where are you going? You're not leaving me are you?"

>>41963
You're sounding kinda GLaDOS there, buddy.

We were trying to look for you, Master... we wanted to help get those clothes off of you~...

>>41963
we're not leaving

we're just going to find a supply of lead and a metalsmith to give us a once over.



((and then leaving))

>>41963
"We are simply exploring!"

Inspect room for Blue's Clues.

>>41963
We are looking for cake!

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/11(Fri)09:18 No. 41986 ID: 40dc56
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>>41971
"Oh..you scared me for a second...I can do both of those though! I'll be up in a second to help!"

>BOOP

Wait... why do we need a supply of lead?

>>41991
if we coat ourselves, we block incoming signals, in theory. and then we can just leave.

Or we could just gain his trust or something, I mean come on, is he really that bad of a guy?

>>41994
can we gain his trust AFTER we have a deadly lead coating? I at least want freedom.

It would probably be easier to do it now, while he's still forming first impressions. If we forcibly break free of the one measly little security device he built to make sure that his creation doesnt run amuck and try to destroy the world, then how can he ever trust us to not betray him again. I say earn his trust now, while he's forming first impressions. Take him out on a date or two, make him fall in love with us. Then he'll set us free and we'll have someone to keep us warm at night.

>>41999
Keep us warm, as in slit him open and live in his corpse right?

I was thinking more "Keeps us warm by building us the war machines we need to burn our enemies to the ground" actually

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/11(Fri)10:08 No. 42021 ID: 40dc56
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The door below opens

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/11(Fri)10:09 No. 42023 ID: 40dc56
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>>42021
Cam comes out of the room and walks up the stairs

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/11(Fri)10:09 No. 42025 ID: 40dc56
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>>42023
He hugs you and begins to speak.
"Hehehe, so what do you want metalsmith and lead wise exactly?"

Hug Cam. Apologise for behavior. Commense Makeouts.

>>42025
"We have an idea for a toy we might both enjoy playing with~..."
Then explain to him the wonder of making lead miniatures.

>>42025
oh~ kiss back~

Why would we ever think of leaving cam? He's no nice~

Also, Black Fedora with a red band and a white feather.

WE NEED THIS

>>42025

Could I have a gun please? I need to put myself out of my misery.

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/11(Fri)11:27 No. 42062 ID: 40dc56
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>>42026
>>42028
He blushes more than usual
>>42034
"Oh a fedora? That's not lead silly~ but I can buy you one if you want."

He pauses and looks up at you.

"So what do you want to do today?"

>>42062
Try again to see District 9.

>>42063
Make it a date.

>>42064
Wear a pretty dress.

>>42067
Spend time with you, Master.

Bend things
Grow a beard
Kick lions

>>42062
I want to fall in love~

>>42076
second these

also, ale and whores

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/11(Fri)16:23 No. 42223 ID: 40dc56
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>>42063
>>42064
"Oh that sounds lovely~"
>>42067
"I'll go change into something more pretty for you~ I'll be 10 minutes."

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/11(Fri)16:24 No. 42225 ID: 40dc56
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>>42223
Cam kisses you on the cheek and goes into his room.

>>42225
Allright, things are more dire than I thought, he can track us.

Think we should burn the place down?

Are you kidding? We have a date tonight. We have to get ready!

Go back through SILVER DOOR to hallway. Go through BLUE DOOR. Barricade BLUE DOOR. Assume FETAL POSITION in the corner of whatever room it is.

EAT BULLETS

Practice our dance moves.

>>42225
We are already dressed for dating.

Just wait for Master Cam <3

>>42238
We are the ORB OF INFINITE PSYCH. MAN UP.
It's time for murder.

>>42269
Shut it or we'll end up the ORB OF INFINITE VIRGINS.

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/11(Fri)17:18 No. 42274 ID: 40dc56
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>>42233
>>42256
>>42271
You wait beside the door for Cam. You can hear him on the other end moving about, probably changing.

>>42274
open door, look at cam.

DO IT.

HE LOVES US.

>>42274
Peep through keyhole.

>>42269
why do these people not want to murder

come on guys, we could be out on the town RIGHT NOW with 5-6 dead hookers in our trunk already!

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/11(Fri)17:37 No. 42285 ID: 40dc56
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>>42276
>>42277
You peep through the keyhole..

I want to see the movie already. Maybe if we stop paying attention to Cam time'll go faster. Let's get planning for the murder spree, who to take down first... Maybe a Walmart? I've always wanted to smash a Walmart.

>>42285
Yell "WOO YEAH NICE BODY CAM!" and see his response <3

>>42288
if we take down a walmart, I say we loot the construction supplies and hardware departments for upgrades. nothing like a rebar exoskeleton.

You know? Disturbingly as it is, but this seems pretty similar to a game I played. It was called 'Free Will' or something.

KICK THAT DAMN DOOR DOWN
RAT-TAIL HIM
ANNOUNCE THAT YOU AND HIM ARE GOING TO HIT THE GYM TO GET HIM JACKED

Find an old-fashioned doctor's bag - the kind said doctor would keep their tools in while making house calls.
Put weapons in said bag.

Tote it around, calling it our "magic murder bag". Be badass.

Next time he hugs us, we snap his neck, while making sure he can't reach that button. I've had enough of this indirect control bullshit.

>>42301
...and then get a magic murder bag.

>>42302
I second this- or at least knock him out and tie him up and put him in a creepy loveshrine, because we seem to be split on the matter.

>>42302
This is psychotic and horrible. Voted down :V

>>42305
well, I kinda hope that by the end of this, it will average out into us skulking outside his door at night with a knife, creepily, for hours on end.

but that's just the way I imagine it going.

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/11(Fri)18:04 No. 42308 ID: 40dc56
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>>42292
He starts blushing heavily and looking around franticly.

"Br-bridget? W-where are you?!"

>>42308
Looking through the keyhole, beautiful~ <3

>>42308
"Cam... We're always watching you."

Then whisper loudly, "Always."

>>42309
This.

We must feign friendship and gain his trust.

I've already said what comes after that.

"S-Sorry Master... we couldnt resist... you're just so... irresistable. Your beauty is beyond anything we've ever experienced and your voice and kindness bring warmth to our heart and soul. We only want to be with you, Master... that's why we watch over you, we want to protect you... we're sorry if we've embarresed you, we'll gladly accept any punishment you may view as fair. We're not used to being on our own, Master... we just... we just want to be with you. Always."

Say that last word really creepy like.

>>42311
fine.

But we get to go out and do the shopping on our own (or some other chore that lets us go out) and we get to do one felony worth of crime every trip.


you know, to let off some of the omnicidal rage.

>>42308
In fact... hey, he's completely defenseless at the moment, isn't he? And away from that damn button.

I'm betting we could smash down the door...

Rip. And. Tear.

>>42317

This sounds good. Let us embrace the rage. Rip and tear! RIP AND TEAR!

Dammit you guys, wait until we're with people that aren't our friend. Only friend. Tell Cam we'll be outside waiting and let's go find a proper victim.

>>42326

That guy is not our friend! That is our enslaver!

>>42326
I'm reluctant to agree with you... I mean, this bastard might as well be keeping us locked up; as that young lady (who is obviously not Hope) said, we're captives inside our own body.

I'm sticking with my insane, homicidal plan.

He hasn't exactly done anything enslaving yet. If worst comes to worst we can abandon the body and get the orb to a new host. Right now, let's have fun with it!

wait

wait wait

I've GOT IT

he's naked, right? and away from the button?

why not subdue him, destroy the button, and then continue but with free will? and then go on a murderous rampage with him as our sidekick?

I'm sorry, do you guys not want to get laid tonight? Cause that's what I'm hearing here. Play it cool guys, there will be time for violence AFTER we give this body (and our sexy sexy master) a thurough workout.

if you know what I mean.

>>42342
...No. No, that leaves too many possibilities. Too many negative outcomes. He could create another system to control us, after all.

I propose we make him the slave. Whether he likes it or not, we will force him to follow us and our every whim, while in some sort of mechanical restraint, if necessary. He will watch his world burn, along with everyone and everything he has ever known and loved.

No pitiful human shall stand before Bridget, for our terrible power will know no bounds.

>>42349
This is a good plan... but we must be subtle about it. Subliminal messages and psychological tricks must be used. We'll turn him into our slave without him even realizing. We'll make him think he's falling in love, and that he's just willing to do anything for us. We'll condition him subtly through the relationship to serve our every whim. By the time he realizes what we've done the only thing that will occur to him to say in reaction will be "Thank you, Masters"

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/11(Fri)18:47 No. 42366 ID: 40dc56
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>>42317
>>42320
>>42330
You bust down the door and stand threateningly in the doorway

"What's wrong...a-are you mad at me?"

>>42366
"No Cam. You are the zombies."

Read Cam
Hug door

>>42366
This is the incorrect course of action!

We love our creator! We don't hurt him or make him scared!

Hugs!

"How could I ever stay mad at you. I just can't resist you any longer!" Iniate the anal sex.

>>42369
Sure
hugs

>>42369
Sure
hugs

>>42371

As long as we do not forget the neck snapping I am down with it.

>>42366
Be honest with him.

"We really don't like that you're indirectly controlling us. Some of us are so distraught they're recommending violence. Most disagree. But none of us are happy about the threat of deactivation looming overhead. How can anything honest happen between us on such pretenses?"

>>42378
I fully support an emotional and honest statement after busting a door down.

zenlike.

HURT

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/11(Fri)19:19 No. 42397 ID: 40dc56
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>>42378
>>42383
"Oh...am I...really that controlling...you're right..."

He moves towards you

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/11(Fri)19:21 No. 42398 ID: 40dc56
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>>42397
He puts his head against your torso
"I won't do it anymore..I'll destroy the remote..you should be your own person, Bridget..so you don't have to stay with me either."

His eyes begin to water.

Punch his face to see if he's lying.

Embrace the poor thing.

"No... it's not like that... you've given us a body... you don't know how much that means to us. You're a kind person, Master, and we love you. How could we not? We want to stay with you. But we want it to be because we choose to stay with you, not because you force us. Do you understand?"

>>42398
OH JUST GOD DAMN IT.

I... I guess there's no need for neck snappan'. At least not yet.

Let's head outside, and look for something to pillage and burn.

...And tell the little shit that he can come too if he wants.

>>42398
"Thank you. Now perk up, we have a date to go on~"

Punch snout to assert dominance.

Suggestion 2009/09/11(Fri)19:30 No. 42412 ID: 43d730
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>>42398
>Half of me is trying to kill you
>Run over and hug

...You're really lonely, aren't you.

>>42404
This.

I am voting hug. He didn't realize the ramifications, but he has good intentions. Hug the kid!

>>42398
Hug him, get him dressed for battle.

Tonight we will forge a man out of him in the crucible of blood and battle.

>>42426
And sex, right? Seriously, we have got to get laid. It's been how long stuck in that orb with you assholes? If I don't get me some sweet crossdresser ass soon I swear to god I'm gonna scream.

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/11(Fri)19:42 No. 42433 ID: 40dc56
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>>42401
You punch him right in the nose, it begins to bleed. He winces a little but it doesn't seem to really bother him.
>>42404
>>42415
"Don't call me master..I'm not your master.." He smiles "I understand...oh and.."

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/11(Fri)19:43 No. 42435 ID: 40dc56
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>>42433
He punches you in the nose. Fuel begins leaking out. It really hurt.

"Just because I won't control you doesn't make me a pushover, don't do that unless you wanna fight."

Yes Master... Sorry Master...

Can we help you get dressed? Or would you rather... stay undressed?

High five. Now, movie and a rampage, best date ever, let's go.

>>42435
awwright, HUMAN RELATIONSHIP established.

let's go watch a movie and buy or steal some overpriced popcorn.

>>42435
>unless you want to fight.

"I want you to hit me as hard as you can."

Once we're done with all this cutesy date bullshit, I suggest we get down to business and start adding on to ourselves, Ork style.

I'm talking an eventual 3-story tall suit of steel and machinery, belching smoke and just bristling with dakka.

...but, as I said, we can proceed with the cutesy date shit as the other voices dictate for now.

>>42435
Now that we've felt the pain that we caused, maybe we can stop thinking about causing it.

Hug Cam, tell him you are sorry and you love him too.

Then kiss~

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/11(Fri)20:01 No. 42461 ID: 40dc56
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>>42447
"Now I caught that reference."
He looks down.
"But if you want me to I will."

>>42461
Hug him again, then lick up the blood.

>>42461
"I think you misheard... I want you to HIT IT AS HARD AS YOU CAN <333"

Kick his balls, but then say we're sorry.

I just want to put those hands to good use...
Then start rubbing his naked body.

>>42461
decide that, nah, no fight club right NOW. we have a girly and sissy date to go on! pick him a frilly dress or whatever he wears.

>>42462 >>42465 >>42466 >>42467 >>42472
You guys ever get the feeling that your testicles just shriveled up and fell off? 'Cause I'm getting that feeling right now.

...You know, we're going to have to snap somebody's neck eventually, if only to offset such a loss in general masculinity and dignity.

>>42481
There will be time for violence later! Right now we have some seriously hot ass to tap.

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/11(Fri)20:25 No. 42504 ID: 40dc56
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>>42466
You attempt to but he swiftly grabs your foot

>>42481
well, yes. but that punch to the face can hold us over for one measly date. I mean, how long could it take? couple hours tops, right?

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/11(Fri)20:27 No. 42506 ID: 40dc56
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>>42504
He flips you and you fall to the ground. He giggles.

"Hehe you're so silly~ Did you forget I used to be a bounty hunter?"

He props the door back up and you can here him from the other side.

"I'm gonna get ready now, no peeking this time~"

Wait, kneeling outside his door. Profess our eternal and undying love for him every few minutes

>>42509
By that I hope you mean
BEND METAL THINGS WITH OUR HANDS

>>42506
Damn it, no one treats Bridget like that! We must make him pay for that... when we're stronger, anyway.

Just, eh, do whatever creepy things the other voices- what's this?

>>42510

OH FUCK YES! BEND SOME METAL SHIT!

>>42510
I dunno if we have enough alcohol to pesci things up.

>>42510
Just so we're on the same page, you mean fap furiously, right?

>>42510
>>42513
>>42516
Where is the magic murder bag, Eggman?

I need sleep, guys~

>>42510
>>42513
YES BEND SOME CRAP

get a magic murder bag, bend metal tubes while you're looking for a magic murder bag.

>>42519
I mean
BEND THINGS

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/12(Sat)19:15 No. 43419 ID: 40dc56
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>>42510
>>42513
>>42977
>>42551
You find a small metal bar on the ground and begin to BEND IT.

You here the door open behind you.

"How do I look?"

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/12(Sat)19:16 No. 43421 ID: 40dc56
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>>43419
Cam is in the doorway, looking shyly at you.

>>43421
Hot damn! Swoon like a schoolgirl! Compliment him on his beauty and sense of fashion. Tell him he looks radiant and and... all those nice complimentary things. Let him know we're the luckiest de-disembodied collective in the whole world.

>>43421
Keep it, head out for movie.
Bend into ring when he's not looking.

Poke yourself in the eye. Stick your tongue out.

>>43421
NICE KILT
WEIRD COLOR THO
NOW LET'S GET YOU A CLAYMORE AND A QUILL AND YOU'LL BE A WARRIOR-POET IN NO TIME

>>43421
So pretty~<3

Tell him he's pretty and give him a gentle kiss on the cheek~

Then movie <3

good enough. let's rock

>>43457
Kiss on the cheek=punch in the arm I hope

>>43457
If by cheek you mean the ones not on his face, then this.

>>43437
This motherfucker has the right idea. If we're not going to kill the little shit, then we need to man him up.

...though, seriously, I'd prefer to kill him. Just saying.

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/12(Sat)21:37 No. 43646 ID: 40dc56
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>>43428
>>43432
>>43457
He blushes "You're so sweeet~.."

You and Cam begin your walk to the movie theatre

>>43646
Along the way, punch some random guys in the noses to assert dominance. We should start early.

>>43646
Hold his hand the entire way to the theater. Put your arm around his shoulder if you get a chance too.

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/12(Sat)22:17 No. 43706 ID: 40dc56
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>>43699
You hold him close the entire way to the theatre, you can tell he was blushing the entire time.

You arrive inside the theatre, an employee is standing at the counter, he speaks up.

>"What do you want to eat or drink?"

>>43706
Standard fare. Popcorn and soda.

Let Cam get what he wants too~

Even though he's going to have to pay since we don't have any money :V

What crappy sales skills that guy has.

>>43743
He's probably minimum wage and goes to highschool.

You didn't care about work then either :V

Buy some theater hot dogs.
Eat them seductily in front of Cam.
Make some comment about how much we love weiners.

>>43770
This is why we can't have nice things.

Just... just buy some popcorn and a soda. Jesus.

>>43706
Popcorn and soda. Make loud obnoxious slurping noises while drinking. Be sure to say "OM NOM NOM OM NOM" while eating.
What movie are we seeing again?

>>43775
This also happens to be why awesome things happen to us.

Lions.

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/13(Sun)09:45 No. 43824 ID: 40dc56
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>>43730
>>43775
>>43794
You ask for popcorn and soda, cam asks for some mint candy and a soda. You take the food and Cam pays the employee.

"Let's go find a seat, Bridget."

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/13(Sun)09:47 No. 43825 ID: 40dc56
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>>43824
You walk in and you see a preview for some adventure movie coming out. It's pretty dark inside.

"Where do you want to sit, sweetheart?"

Somewhere in the back where no one can see us~

Next to the most small children possible.

>>43824
>mint candy and soda

oh my god no

that's like mint and oranges

we must save him. destroy the mints!

>>43860
What? It's not like he has to eat them at the same time during a feature-length film. And maybe he likes it.

Small child trauma does seem awfully tempting...

>>43869
>maybe he likes it

if he likes mint and soda at the same time, maybe we need to rethink this whole relationship.

also, seconding child abuse. though if there was some way we could bother them from a seat or two back, it would be even more akward, maybe.

>>43825
No no, it's a date not a time to harrass people.

Sit somewhere toward the back, it's a better view of the screen and also lets you cuddle <3

>>43964
>No no, it's a date not a time to harrass people.

sounds like crazytalk to me.

everyone knows dates happen when you go out with someone and make everyone else's life worse to make yours slightly better.

>>42483
oh yes, that hot, hot, male, rectangular ass

>>43825
Just... anywhere. I don't give a shit.

Let's just get this over with so we can get started with the whole global conquest thing.

Here's the plan. We sit together, then start to slide our hand over his shoulders, then we lean in and strangle him. Use our other hand to grab any remotes he may have, toss them, then strangle him to death and drag his corpse outside to get hit by a car. Then we'll be free to dominate the world.

>>43969
no no, that is horrible.

We just have a nice loving date.

:|

>>43969
I fully support this.

...but, if no one else wants to go the psychotic murderer route, then I'm willing to just feel up the cross-dressing weirdo. This body's a democracy, after all.

>>43969

Yeah, sounds like a plan.

>>43969
>>43980
>>43983
FINALLY, geez. I don't care if we strangle him or just freak out over him eating MINTS and SODA. either way, rush out of the movie to do violence. unless the movie is a good one.

Hey, while we're plotting our global conquest, can anybody think of a really cool supervillain name? And what color cape would look good on us?

I've always wanted to wear a cape and conquer the world, but it never really worked out, what with the whole 'trapped in a small glass ball' thing.

>>43990
a cape? but those are always deathtraps. maybe an easily detatchable cape.

Oh come on guys, can't we have one nice night?

How can you even think about killing Cam? He's so nice, and smart and and just look at him! He's so dreamy~! He's perfect! How can you deny our love?
Orb of Infinite Psyche x Cam = OTP forever <3 <3 <3

I still think we should keep him alive. He could be of much use to us. We must try extra-hard to seduce him so that he falls madly in love with us and is willing to do anything for us. From there we shall seize the reins and turn him into our sex slave and head minion!

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/13(Sun)18:45 No. 44088 ID: 40dc56
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>>43842
>>43964
You pick a spot near the back. It has a nice view.
>>43844
You look around and their aren't many people in the theatre just a group towards the front and it just seems to be some teens.
>>43860
You ask Cam about the combination.

"I'm not gonna have them at the same time silly~ I'm gonna drink my soda then eat the candy~"

The theatre dims more as the movie begins.

>>44088
Do that move. You know the one. Big stretch, arms around his shoulders, pull him closer <3

no strangling or violent please </3

>no strangling or violent please </3
I dunno. If the movie gets boring enough, it might help up the number of action scenes if we enact one here.

>>44111
Lean in to kiss him.

But don't do it, just lean in. Let him close his eyes and pucker up, and just stay back and watch.

>>44111
I'm here to see a movie. Look at the movie, thanks.

>>44111
Damn it, I'll do it myself!

HNNNNNNNNNNNNGH-

-Strangle him, damn you!-

-HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

>>44111
He wants a kiss~ He's been kind to us~ kiss him and make him happy for at least tonight~

Never thought I'd say this, but I miss being just an orb. You guys make us do creepy things when we have a body.

>>44128
If dating a cute boy that is dressing like a girl and wants to fool around sexually with our robot body is wrong, I don't want to be right. <3

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/13(Sun)19:51 No. 44132 ID: 40dc56
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>>44115
>>44124
You lean in and he moves a little closer closing his eyes getting ready to kiss.

SUDDENLY something bursts from the wall.

>"KRRAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHHH"

OH THANK GOD.

I mean, uh..."Oh no! What is that horrible monstrosity?"

>>44133
OH THANK GOD.

I mean, uh... "OH THANK GOD!"

>>44132
Fight monsters!

Use our crazy robot strength!

Maybe cam can help. Otherwise he can be the damsel in distress and we can save her and love her <3

Don't worry Cam, I'll protect you!

>>44132
Godfuckingdammit not even a movie in peace.
See if you have any weapons systems, and if not just punch it until it dies.

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/13(Sun)20:15 No. 44148 ID: 40dc56
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>>44140
>>44143
Cam stands up before you do, he looks angry.

"HEY DICK. I DON'T KNOW WHO THE HELL YOU THINK YOU ARE BUSTING THROUGH THEATRES BUT DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST DID?! YOU JUST RUINED *MY* DATE WITH *MY* BOYFRIEND AND YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THAT."

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/13(Sun)20:16 No. 44149 ID: 40dc56
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>>44148
He takes out a tomahawk and lunges at the monster.

>>44149
Swoon and watch our crazy amazon manwoman kick ass <3

Be ready to help Cam if there are problems with the current approach.

Where was he keeping that tomahawk? Rawr.

>>44149
Take this moment of combat to RUN. GET OUT, GO GO GO. WHILE HE'S DISTRACTED.

He won't shut us down if he doesn't know where we are, because then he won't be able to find us again! Gogogo!

>>43844
>>43969
These two together would've been great.

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/14(Mon)03:34 No. 44418 ID: 40dc56
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>>44183
You run out to the lobby, in front of you is a crowd screaming in panic running towards the exits.

>>44418
Well, nothing to do now except dance.
Dance. In the midst of the screaming crowd, in the midst of everything. We are slaves to no one. Except the rhythm.
DANCE.

>>44431
I'm actually going to second this.
Herd everyone out by doing- what else - the robot.

>>44431
>>44434
We can dance if we want to,
We've already left Cam behind,
If these plebes won't dance
and if they don't dance
we kill them all this time
:V

But not cam <3

>>44437
Awesome!

I hope Cam gave us a loudspeaker function so we can blare this over the panicking crowds while doing the robot.

Lets bend our metle thing into a ring and wait for Master Cam~ <3 to finish with the monster.
When he comes out, I say we propose.

>>44418
do the robot, blare the song, start shoving people out of the area forcefully. if they do not comply, just shove harder. if they die, they didn't comply hard enough.

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/14(Mon)15:37 No. 44621 ID: 40dc56
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>>44458
You bend the metal thing into a ring
>>44431
>>44434
>>44437
>>44467
You don't have a loudspeaker function but you start doing the robot amidst all the chaos.

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/14(Mon)15:38 No. 44622 ID: 40dc56
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>>44621
>CRAKOOOOM

Suddenly someone bursts through the wall with incredible force.

Oh shit! ask Sexy Master Cam if he's alright! Then go take down that monster for afronting the honor of our date!
Does it not realize we are trying to score tonight?

>>44622
Help Cam! He needs help!

>>44622
Cam built us, ask him if he has any weapons built in we could use. If we don't suggest that get done when this is over, to make future events easier to handle.

Tagteam time.

>>44622
no one fucks with cam besides us!

Time to go super saiyan on that monster's ass!

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/14(Mon)16:09 No. 44649 ID: 40dc56
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>>44625
>>44629
You ask if Cam is alright he coughs a few times and opens his eyes slowly.

He smiles.

"I've..been worse..I'll live."
>>44633
"I did actually..but it's a voice command, I don't want to make you do anything without your permission though...do you want me to activate it?"

>>44649
Is he serious? Of course we want to activate it!

Let's ruin that monster's shit!

>>44649
We may like messing with people, but this is serious business time. Activate, and maybe tell us how it works so we can fuck this monster up.

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/14(Mon)16:43 No. 44685 ID: 40dc56
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>>44652
>>44669
"BATTLE BRIDGET, GO."

>boooooooooOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/14(Mon)16:44 No. 44687 ID: 40dc56
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>>44685
>BLASTER HAND ACTIVATED

>AXE ARM ACTIVATED

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/14(Mon)16:44 No. 44688 ID: 40dc56
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>>44687
>JET BOOTS ACTIVATED

>BATTLE BRIDGET MODE ON

>>44685

Hey, we are Gorbachev! Initiate perestroika!

>>44688
FLY UP THERE, BLAST THAT FUCKER A BUNCH, CUT OFF TENTACLES THAT GET NEAR.

KEEP DOING THAT UNTIL IT STOPS MOVING.

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/14(Mon)17:18 No. 44717 ID: 40dc56
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>>44694
You fly into the theatre. The monster is still there, and it looks pretty beaten up already. It spots you.

>"GRROOOOOOORRRRRRR"

>>44717
Charge your blaster up to full power and then fire!

>>44722
Seconded. Let's go Mega Man on this thing!

>>44722
Thirding. Fight, Bridget! For Everlasting Peace!

now is our chance to blast Cam in the face and free ourself

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/14(Mon)20:22 No. 44814 ID: 40dc56
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>>44722
>>44732
>>44734

The beast slings his many arms at you.

>fffffrrrrroooooooooooooooOOOOOOO

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/14(Mon)20:22 No. 44815 ID: 40dc56
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>>44814

>KRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/14(Mon)20:23 No. 44816 ID: 40dc56
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>>44815
The monster falls. There is a gaping hole in its face.

>>44816
Do the robot on its remains.

Proceed to conquer Earth.

>>44817
We are the robot. We could request to be done though. I wouldn't be surprised if Cam was amenable.

>>44833
This.
Nothing says fuck you for ruining my date like fucking your date on the ruiner's corpse.

>>44839
And leave the laser on~

NEVER turn combat mode off. it is our new standard mode, and our date will have to install a new, combatier, combat mode.

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/15(Tue)03:56 No. 44879 ID: 40dc56
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>>44833
>>44839
You walk in to get Cam. You find that he's passed out.

STOMP HIS THROAT!

>>44879
Deactivate combat mode so that we can carry him.

Then carry him home and tuck him into bed to let him recover.