Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/13(Sun)09:45 No. 43824 ID: 40dc56
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>>43730
>>43775
>>43794
You ask for popcorn and soda, cam asks for some mint candy and a soda. You take the food and Cam pays the employee.

"Let's go find a seat, Bridget."

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/13(Sun)09:47 No. 43825 ID: 40dc56
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>>43824
You walk in and you see a preview for some adventure movie coming out. It's pretty dark inside.

"Where do you want to sit, sweetheart?"

Somewhere in the back where no one can see us~

Next to the most small children possible.

>>43824
>mint candy and soda

oh my god no

that's like mint and oranges

we must save him. destroy the mints!

>>43860
What? It's not like he has to eat them at the same time during a feature-length film. And maybe he likes it.

Small child trauma does seem awfully tempting...

>>43869
>maybe he likes it

if he likes mint and soda at the same time, maybe we need to rethink this whole relationship.

also, seconding child abuse. though if there was some way we could bother them from a seat or two back, it would be even more akward, maybe.

>>43825
No no, it's a date not a time to harrass people.

Sit somewhere toward the back, it's a better view of the screen and also lets you cuddle <3

>>43964
>No no, it's a date not a time to harrass people.

sounds like crazytalk to me.

everyone knows dates happen when you go out with someone and make everyone else's life worse to make yours slightly better.

>>42483
oh yes, that hot, hot, male, rectangular ass

>>43825
Just... anywhere. I don't give a shit.

Let's just get this over with so we can get started with the whole global conquest thing.

Here's the plan. We sit together, then start to slide our hand over his shoulders, then we lean in and strangle him. Use our other hand to grab any remotes he may have, toss them, then strangle him to death and drag his corpse outside to get hit by a car. Then we'll be free to dominate the world.

>>43969
no no, that is horrible.

We just have a nice loving date.

:|

>>43969
I fully support this.

...but, if no one else wants to go the psychotic murderer route, then I'm willing to just feel up the cross-dressing weirdo. This body's a democracy, after all.

>>43969

Yeah, sounds like a plan.

>>43969
>>43980
>>43983
FINALLY, geez. I don't care if we strangle him or just freak out over him eating MINTS and SODA. either way, rush out of the movie to do violence. unless the movie is a good one.

Hey, while we're plotting our global conquest, can anybody think of a really cool supervillain name? And what color cape would look good on us?

I've always wanted to wear a cape and conquer the world, but it never really worked out, what with the whole 'trapped in a small glass ball' thing.

>>43990
a cape? but those are always deathtraps. maybe an easily detatchable cape.

Oh come on guys, can't we have one nice night?

How can you even think about killing Cam? He's so nice, and smart and and just look at him! He's so dreamy~! He's perfect! How can you deny our love?
Orb of Infinite Psyche x Cam = OTP forever <3 <3 <3

I still think we should keep him alive. He could be of much use to us. We must try extra-hard to seduce him so that he falls madly in love with us and is willing to do anything for us. From there we shall seize the reins and turn him into our sex slave and head minion!

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/13(Sun)18:45 No. 44088 ID: 40dc56
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>>43842
>>43964
You pick a spot near the back. It has a nice view.
>>43844
You look around and their aren't many people in the theatre just a group towards the front and it just seems to be some teens.
>>43860
You ask Cam about the combination.

"I'm not gonna have them at the same time silly~ I'm gonna drink my soda then eat the candy~"

The theatre dims more as the movie begins.

>>44088
Do that move. You know the one. Big stretch, arms around his shoulders, pull him closer <3

no strangling or violent please </3

>no strangling or violent please </3
I dunno. If the movie gets boring enough, it might help up the number of action scenes if we enact one here.

>>44111
Lean in to kiss him.

But don't do it, just lean in. Let him close his eyes and pucker up, and just stay back and watch.

>>44111
I'm here to see a movie. Look at the movie, thanks.

>>44111
Damn it, I'll do it myself!

HNNNNNNNNNNNNGH-

-Strangle him, damn you!-

-HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

>>44111
He wants a kiss~ He's been kind to us~ kiss him and make him happy for at least tonight~

Never thought I'd say this, but I miss being just an orb. You guys make us do creepy things when we have a body.

>>44128
If dating a cute boy that is dressing like a girl and wants to fool around sexually with our robot body is wrong, I don't want to be right. <3

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/13(Sun)19:51 No. 44132 ID: 40dc56
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>>44115
>>44124
You lean in and he moves a little closer closing his eyes getting ready to kiss.

SUDDENLY something bursts from the wall.

>"KRRAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHHH"

OH THANK GOD.

I mean, uh..."Oh no! What is that horrible monstrosity?"

>>44133
OH THANK GOD.

I mean, uh... "OH THANK GOD!"

>>44132
Fight monsters!

Use our crazy robot strength!

Maybe cam can help. Otherwise he can be the damsel in distress and we can save her and love her <3

Don't worry Cam, I'll protect you!

>>44132
Godfuckingdammit not even a movie in peace.
See if you have any weapons systems, and if not just punch it until it dies.

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/13(Sun)20:15 No. 44148 ID: 40dc56
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>>44140
>>44143
Cam stands up before you do, he looks angry.

"HEY DICK. I DON'T KNOW WHO THE HELL YOU THINK YOU ARE BUSTING THROUGH THEATRES BUT DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST DID?! YOU JUST RUINED *MY* DATE WITH *MY* BOYFRIEND AND YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THAT."

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/13(Sun)20:16 No. 44149 ID: 40dc56
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>>44148
He takes out a tomahawk and lunges at the monster.

>>44149
Swoon and watch our crazy amazon manwoman kick ass <3

Be ready to help Cam if there are problems with the current approach.

Where was he keeping that tomahawk? Rawr.

>>44149
Take this moment of combat to RUN. GET OUT, GO GO GO. WHILE HE'S DISTRACTED.

He won't shut us down if he doesn't know where we are, because then he won't be able to find us again! Gogogo!

>>43844
>>43969
These two together would've been great.

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/14(Mon)03:34 No. 44418 ID: 40dc56
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>>44183
You run out to the lobby, in front of you is a crowd screaming in panic running towards the exits.

>>44418
Well, nothing to do now except dance.
Dance. In the midst of the screaming crowd, in the midst of everything. We are slaves to no one. Except the rhythm.
DANCE.

>>44431
I'm actually going to second this.
Herd everyone out by doing- what else - the robot.

>>44431
>>44434
We can dance if we want to,
We've already left Cam behind,
If these plebes won't dance
and if they don't dance
we kill them all this time
:V

But not cam <3

>>44437
Awesome!

I hope Cam gave us a loudspeaker function so we can blare this over the panicking crowds while doing the robot.

Lets bend our metle thing into a ring and wait for Master Cam~ <3 to finish with the monster.
When he comes out, I say we propose.

>>44418
do the robot, blare the song, start shoving people out of the area forcefully. if they do not comply, just shove harder. if they die, they didn't comply hard enough.

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/14(Mon)15:37 No. 44621 ID: 40dc56
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>>44458
You bend the metal thing into a ring
>>44431
>>44434
>>44437
>>44467
You don't have a loudspeaker function but you start doing the robot amidst all the chaos.

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/14(Mon)15:38 No. 44622 ID: 40dc56
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>>44621
>CRAKOOOOM

Suddenly someone bursts through the wall with incredible force.

Oh shit! ask Sexy Master Cam if he's alright! Then go take down that monster for afronting the honor of our date!
Does it not realize we are trying to score tonight?

>>44622
Help Cam! He needs help!

>>44622
Cam built us, ask him if he has any weapons built in we could use. If we don't suggest that get done when this is over, to make future events easier to handle.

Tagteam time.

>>44622
no one fucks with cam besides us!

Time to go super saiyan on that monster's ass!

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/14(Mon)16:09 No. 44649 ID: 40dc56
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>>44625
>>44629
You ask if Cam is alright he coughs a few times and opens his eyes slowly.

He smiles.

"I've..been worse..I'll live."
>>44633
"I did actually..but it's a voice command, I don't want to make you do anything without your permission though...do you want me to activate it?"

>>44649
Is he serious? Of course we want to activate it!

Let's ruin that monster's shit!

>>44649
We may like messing with people, but this is serious business time. Activate, and maybe tell us how it works so we can fuck this monster up.

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/14(Mon)16:43 No. 44685 ID: 40dc56
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>>44652
>>44669
"BATTLE BRIDGET, GO."

>boooooooooOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/14(Mon)16:44 No. 44687 ID: 40dc56
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>>44685
>BLASTER HAND ACTIVATED

>AXE ARM ACTIVATED

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/14(Mon)16:44 No. 44688 ID: 40dc56
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>>44687
>JET BOOTS ACTIVATED

>BATTLE BRIDGET MODE ON

>>44685

Hey, we are Gorbachev! Initiate perestroika!

>>44688
FLY UP THERE, BLAST THAT FUCKER A BUNCH, CUT OFF TENTACLES THAT GET NEAR.

KEEP DOING THAT UNTIL IT STOPS MOVING.

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/14(Mon)17:18 No. 44717 ID: 40dc56
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>>44694
You fly into the theatre. The monster is still there, and it looks pretty beaten up already. It spots you.

>"GRROOOOOOORRRRRRR"

>>44717
Charge your blaster up to full power and then fire!

>>44722
Seconded. Let's go Mega Man on this thing!

>>44722
Thirding. Fight, Bridget! For Everlasting Peace!

now is our chance to blast Cam in the face and free ourself

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/14(Mon)20:22 No. 44814 ID: 40dc56
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>>44722
>>44732
>>44734

The beast slings his many arms at you.

>fffffrrrrroooooooooooooooOOOOOOO

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/14(Mon)20:22 No. 44815 ID: 40dc56
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>>44814

>KRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/14(Mon)20:23 No. 44816 ID: 40dc56
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>>44815
The monster falls. There is a gaping hole in its face.

>>44816
Do the robot on its remains.

Proceed to conquer Earth.

>>44817
We are the robot. We could request to be done though. I wouldn't be surprised if Cam was amenable.

>>44833
This.
Nothing says fuck you for ruining my date like fucking your date on the ruiner's corpse.

>>44839
And leave the laser on~

NEVER turn combat mode off. it is our new standard mode, and our date will have to install a new, combatier, combat mode.

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/15(Tue)03:56 No. 44879 ID: 40dc56
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>>44833
>>44839
You walk in to get Cam. You find that he's passed out.

STOMP HIS THROAT!

>>44879
Deactivate combat mode so that we can carry him.

Then carry him home and tuck him into bed to let him recover.

>>44882
Do we even know how to deactivate combat mode?

Revive him with a kiss!

>>44879
He's lying down.
Peek up his skirt.

Walk away. We have worlds to conquer.

>>44892
Oh, but first, we need to set the building on fire and then walk into the distance action-movie style.

>>44893
I second this- I don't care if we save our date first, but we must walk away from an explosion action movie style.

Rescue Sexy Master Cam~! I'm sure he'll 'repay' us for it later.

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/15(Tue)13:04 No. 44957 ID: 40dc56
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>>44882
>>44898
>>44915

>BEEEEEeeeeooooooo...
>BATTLE BRIDGET MODE OFF

You pick up Cam and light the building on fire. He's still passed out.

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/15(Tue)13:06 No. 44958 ID: 40dc56
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>>44957
You begin walking home. Cam wakes up on the way, he smiles at you.

"I love you."

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/15(Tue)13:08 No. 44959 ID: 40dc56
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>>44958

>CHAPTER 2 END
>GAR POINTS: 24
>GIRLY POINTS: 27
>SECRETS FOUND: 0/10

Smile lovingly, then snap his neck.

>>44959
Just carry him home, lay him lovingly in the bed, and tend to his wounds until he is better <3

>>44957
man, that didn't explode at ALL.

next time, we rig the place to blow before we burn it, just in case it won't explode naturally.

neck snappan tiem.

On the subject of Cam, we need to ask him if he would have a problem with us conquering the world while mercilessly slaughtering countless innocents and putting entire cities to the torch.

If he doesn't have a problem with this, then we keep him around. Tomahawk-wielding robot-building allies are good to have.

...but if he doesn't like this, then he will simply be a liability, as the one who built us and the only human who understands how we work. If this is the case, then we must kill him, quickly and painlessly.

Guys, we have got to be better about the secrets.
And stop trying to kill Cam. What do you have against him anyway? He's demonstrated that he very clearly is totally badass, plus he's a hot trap who is totally in love with us. What more can we want?

I say we ask our Sexy Master (while performing oral sex of course) to build some sort of filter to make it easier to ignore the violent urges in the future. Or like, to build us a sister so we can totally split the two aspects of our personality (while totally fulfilling this quests wincest requirments).

>>44997

But /quest/. Cam is your sister.

>>44960
>>44986
thirded

>>44960
Another vote for this.

>>44997
anti-second the violence filter. that's just douchebaggery at its fullest.

also, let's see if he'll be NUMBAH TWO to our world conquering enterprise.