she killed the wizard and rescued the prince except the prince was the wizard who had changed clothes. haha, stupid dragon.

broke open the door and started fighting. the first floor was easy enough simple beasts that died from her flames.

>>420203
this

And then Gren interrupted herself because Bo wasn't saying anything, asking him if she was being a bitch again.

Trout 2012/06/09(Sat)19:24 No. 420256 ID: d1e9bf
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And she broke open the front door and killed everything inside, which was easy because she was a dragon. Then she did it again and again on each floor because she was a dragon.

Trout 2012/06/09(Sat)19:24 No. 420257 ID: d1e9bf
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So she made it to the very top floor, where the evil wizard was keeping the prince. The wizard looked really powerful, so she had to actually think about she was going to kill the bastard!

she got out her omega sphere, a golden ball studded with one of every gemstone capable of deflecting anything. and charged in. she let the wizard hit her with a few minor spells and knocked him around a bit. then when he used his best spell she deflected it with the sphere and while the wizard was weak from the spell, slew him.

>>420257
She was secretly Rogdort the Freezinator, and could also breathe liquid nitrogen. So first she breathed fire the wizard would have to make an ice shield, then flew behind him and breathed nitrogen, freezing the stupid wizard to the ice shield forever.

first she farted, then she breathed fire. the entire tower was explodinated. which, uh, I guess means the prince just died?

However, human wizards are arrogant (and slow) and while he was summoning up his magic for a mighty spell the dragon devoured him in a few bites!

Before she could act, the wizard cast an immobilization spell...

Trout 2012/06/10(Sun)00:38 No. 420330 ID: d1e9bf
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She charged toward the wizard, shrugging off a few little spells and shocks. But when the wizard began to use his final and strongest spell, the dragon used the, uh, the omega sphere! Which could deflect anything! The wizard's spell got reflected by sphere and flew back, frying him!

Trout 2012/06/10(Sun)00:38 No. 420331 ID: d1e9bf
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So she untied the prince, and...

Easy, took him back to the castle, got paid mad coinage, and took on a contract to harass the enemy villages and farms for a hundred years.

She took him back to the castle, got a big reward and lived happily ever after.

A paladin in heavy plate armor comes out of nowhere and throws a dagger coated with paralysis poison at the dragon.

raped him to the bone

you are all nuts.

the prince was so grateful he offered the dragon to marry him, becoming the queen.

Nonono, the prince offered to help her find a super cute male dragon to live happily ever after with. Luckily there was a northern ice dragon who was already in the kingdom and he had, like, so many shinies it was ridiculous so when they got married they had a super huge hoard together because of his shinies and her reward. And they lots of kids and lived happily ever after.

>>420375
Haha, that's great.

>>420338
This.

the wizard stole the omega sphere.

>>420338
>>420375
Both of these.

Trout 2012/06/10(Sun)18:27 No. 420620 ID: d1e9bf
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The price was really grateful, so he proposed to the dragon. She declined because she was a dragon and he was a gross stupid human. So instead the prince offered to introduce her to another cute dragon from the north!

Trout 2012/06/10(Sun)18:27 No. 420621 ID: d1e9bf
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The dragon had a bunch of shiny expensive things and they liked each other! So they shared his stuff and her reward and they had a huge hoard, and they had a bunch of kids and everyone lived happily ever after. The end!

"...What was the point of all that?"
What?
"The story. Why did you tell this? What's the point?"

"'cause your story didn't have an ENDING, stupid"

"because it's fun! doofus."

>>420621

What happened when the northern sergal?

>>420621
We wanted to give your story a happier ending, while also telling one of our own.

Also we're restless and need something to do.

>>420621
"Because I'm not in the mood for a story that doesn't have a happy ending right now."

>>420702
This! the male dragon was obviously the one from your story Bo!

Trout 2012/06/11(Mon)13:48 No. 420860 ID: d1e9bf
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Well, your story didn't have an ending, stupid!
"Gren--"
And I'm just not in the mood for a story that doesn't have a happy ending right now.
"Okay-- I-I'm sorry. I know you're not, uh, sober, b-but you're just acting very strangely."
Look, I'm restless and wound up and I want something to do. I don't want to think about anything bad. Just good things. Do good things with me, Bo.
"But it's so late..."

boaga, you show the lady a good time, you hear?

Dance!

>>420860
It sounds like you are implying sex, Gren. If that's the case you should strengthen your implication by doing that stuff that turned him on.

Suggestion 2012/06/11(Mon)16:51 No. 420913 ID: 6e44d2
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>>420885
I imagined that coming from this guy.

ditch the party pooper and go to a tavern.

Yeah, lose this wimp and find a strong dragon

Bo has done nothing but let you down time and again.

Why did you let him come along in the first place anyways?

>>420880
Do this.

>>420885
Do this.
>>421002
>>421003
>>421014
These are obviously trying to make you leave Boaga, which won't be good for anyone. Don't listen to them.

>>421041
Pretty much this but maybe more dance or something and less sex.

>>420880
>>420885
Sexy dance it is. Bo can't dance because he's injured, so you have to make it fun for him to watch, or else it's just you having fun and that's not good at all.

Pass out half way through. Then wake up with comedic hangover and lack of recollection of previous night's events post-dinner.

Trout 2012/06/12(Tue)15:40 No. 421280 ID: d1e9bf
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What-- NO! I'm not-- I'm not implying that! I mean, I still think it'd be fun to tease him a bit, but... I don't want that.

...That came out wrong.
"I-I was gonna say..."
Would you like to dance?
"My shoulder..."
Oh Tiamat-- Bo, you keep on letting me down.
"I'm sorry--"
I mean, at this point I'm wondering why I even brought you along.
"Grennie--!"
You can just lay there and do whatever it is you do when you're alone. I'm going to go out and do something fun.
"Gren...!"

Switch to Bo
And you like her, why again?
Circumstance that she was the only woman near your home who wasn't annoying?

You can play games! 20 questions? Tic-tac-toe, drawing with your claws? Or perhaps you could practice platonic massages. I bet you have a lot of built up tension.

He's letting you down? Grentonis... you're the one who scared the cart that collided with him, it is at least half your fault he's injured in the first place. And you are the one who left the poisoned dagger behind. You've made mistakes too.

On the other hand, Bo, after being injured and having his love rejected by you spent hours with you when you were at your lowest. Doing nothing but being there for you when you needed it, asking nothing in return, because he is a good friend.

And now you are saying rather cruel things to him and planning on abandoning him when he is injured and in unfamiliar environs? What, because he got injured? An injury you are partially responsible for?

Stop being a bitch Grentonis. Be there for your friend. Start by apologizing, then let him get his rest. But stay with him! He's hurt, it is an unfamiliar place, and while Gailegh has been very kind, not all of his subjects will be. Bo could be at risk if left unattended, especially in his weakened state. Make this small sacrifice for your friend.

Grennie: Go "Oh wait, nevermind lol" because you're drunk. Then tell Bo if he can't think of anything to do you're gonna just amuse yourself by teasing him with your body.

Bo: Desperately think of something to do. Word games, maybe? You could make art for her.

>>421280
Wow, you're seriously holding Bo's injury against him?

How does anyone like you, again?

Ohhhh she's drunk. Give her a break!

Gren>Paint the town red--with fire!

>>421308
Why would that ever be a good idea.

>>421315

it wouldn't.

>>421281
At this point, pretty much this. I can't think of one real positive quality about her. She's prideful and full of herself while being crap in a fight against a human with a poisoned pig sticker and horribly unstable emotionaly. Bo, go home and find a better mate, you deserve it.

IdiomAlpha!a1..dIzWW2 2012/06/14(Thu)00:37 No. 421958 ID: 067a04
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"G-Gren, do you want to play tic-tac-toe? W-we could draw, with our claws!"

"Goodbye, Bo. I'll be outside."

"Word games! 20 questions! I'll start!"

She's not listening to me. S-she.. She never listens to me.

Gren! Y-you.. You. You. It's always about you!

"Hm?"

IdiomAlpha!a1..dIzWW2 2012/06/14(Thu)00:39 No. 421960 ID: 067a04
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I put up with it before. I loved you. I still do. But it's so hard to love you, Gren. When you tore me away on this, this hunt, I followed you, because I wanted to be near you, to help you, to do anything for you!

"Bo!"

I've watched you, and the way you do things, and I don't like it! You've hurt people, Gren! Even I got hurt, just for you! No, not for you. For love. I don't know you, 'Lord Grentonis'! I don't even think you know yourself! But that's all you care about: yourself!

"You.. Boaga, shut up. S-shut up!"

You think you're the only one with fire inside you, Grennie? The only one that can kill? I thought I needed you before, but I never have, Gren. You're the one that's needed me!

"Boaga.. B-Bo.. Stop it. Stop it!"

As if you even could! You're weak, Gren! You've always been the weak one. I've just never understood before. But now the only thing I can't understand is why I ever cared about you! Maybe it was because you were the only girl nearby! Maybe I was just crazy and I wanted a CRAZY GIRLFRIEND!

"S-STOP IT!"

"maybe when you stop trying to kill all your problems!"

I'm not sure that's how you're supposed to treat rape victims, but meh.

Ugh. I don't know what you guys are even doing anymore.

You realize that we're the ones making Grentonis a jerk, and then having Bo react badly to it, right? You're MAKING them fight. This isn't their fault. This is your fault. And now their relationship is fundamentally broken.

>>422001
I'm legitimatly confused here, what are you trying to say? You just quoted a saying without any context.

Bo
Bo
Bo, no
Don't attack a rape victim's self esteem, especially when she's your friend (even if she's being a bit of a bitch), shit son, I just wanted you to realize for yourself to help you get over her.
Low blow man, now you the selfish one. I mean hell, think of all the shit you just said, you were in it acting the nice guy for pussy man. The fuck do you come off, asshole?

(I know the irony, I've attacked Gren's self-esteem as her mind voice too but trying to wake her up and make her more self-aware when it seems like her own voice seems like less of a douchebag move)

Gren, the right thing for you to do if your bored is go take a walk and look at the stars and shit. Maybe roll around in the dirt and get hype if that ain't enough for you.
Bo, you just chill out and enjoy the fucking stars, you done enough today.

>>421960
I support this. Go home or somthing Bo. If she is going to treat you like this after you've done so much for her she's not worth your time.

>>421974
Hey I supported the dance option and etc, I never told Gren to be a huge bitch to a guy who has followed her through this whole trip for the sole purpose of helping her.

>>421960
Both of you stop it.
Gren: You were being a jerk to Bo. Don't be a jerk to Bo. He shouldn't be getting and lashing out at you, but his words cut deep because he's mostly right and you know it.
Bo: This is wholly inappropriate. You've gone well past calling her out for being mean and on to attacking her.
Both of you: Settle down, apologize, and make-up.
Bo: Hug Gren.
Gren: Kiss Bo.

>>422040
this. lets not let this get out of hand.

Bo: Okay, you let your emotions run away from you a bit and you've gone too far with your words. You need to calm down and apologize, but your concerns are real and can still be made to be heard.

"I-I'm sorry, Gren. That wasn't fair of me. I j-just got so fed up with being treated like a... like a toy. Like if I don't do everything you want you'll just walk off and abandon me. It h-hurts to think a friend doesn't really care about you."

>>422040
Really? Fine, I'll support it, but on the condition that it can be a totally platonic kiss if Grentonis feels like it.

Slap fight time.

Keep at it, Bo. Gren's been nothing but a bitch to you this whole time, taking advantage of you, then abandoning you when it was convenient. You always end up getting hurt because of her while she sits pretty and laughs. It's time you gave up on her lost, whorish cause and took your life back.

Besides, you haven't said anything that isn't true.

Trout 2012/06/15(Fri)12:13 No. 422561 ID: d1e9bf
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NO! I'm sick of your bullshit! You've just been taking advantage of me, my help, and then you just don't give a fuck about me! You abandon me whenever it's convienent for you! And all this, after I've done so much for you! Like how I spent hours comforting you while you held onto me and cried into my shoulder!

Trout 2012/06/15(Fri)12:13 No. 422563 ID: d1e9bf
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...

And... you did that because you trust me. I-- I'm sorry, Gren. I just don't want to be treated like that anymore.
"But--"
I'm not taking back the things I said. It's all true. But Gren, I do care about you. It just hurts to think that, as a friend, you don't care about me.
"...Damn it, Bo. It's-- it isn't like that. I care about you, too, and I'm thankful for everythting you've done for me."
Well then why have you been treating me so badly?
"I-I don't know. M-maybe I've just been taking you for granted. I've been ignoring your feelings."
Then, please, realize that I have feelings too. I was ready to walk out that door and go back home, injured shoulder and all.
"Wh-- n-no! Please d-don't do that! Please. I-- I need you. I need your help. I don't think I can do this without you, Bo."

"Then please, calm down. If you want to go do something, go do something, but please don't blame me for your boredom. I've been through enough today, okay? I'm not responsible for that. If you need emotional support, I'm there for you, but right now I can't do anything much else, let alone something active like dancing or shopping. I really need rest; there's probably a decent friend around here somewhere if you honestly do need someone else to go have fun. The servant lady might have some decent ideas for a human."

Bo, what the fuck do you think you're doing?

You're letting her win again.

Just man up and tell her the truth.

"You're right, Gren. You can't do this without me. But this isn't about you anymore, this is about me, and I can sure as hell do whatever I want without you."

>>422623
who cares about winning? he just wants to take a nap.

Gren, it's probably because you feel like you have to be as dominant as possible to compensate for the shame of what that man did to you, and the shame of having to cry on Bo's shoulder about it. You're a proud dragon. Proud of your strength, and he made you weak.

On the other hand you used to bully the villagers near you a lot. Perhaps bullying is in your nature.

>>422623
That would be incredibly selfish. We're not past the point of no return, here.

Jeeeeeezus! So much drama.

Bo, just do what you gotta do to keep the peace and not get walked all over, and forget about Gren as soon as all this is over. She just isn't worth your time or attention in any sense. Find some other cute dragoness who isn't a frigid bitch.

Hey, there is no sign she is frigid.

Kind of a bitch..yeah.

Of course you'll stay and help her. You just might need her to help you help her occasionally. And part of that is accepting your limitations and not being a jerk about them. For now, that means letting you finally go to sleep. So tired....

>>422563
Tell her as long as she is willing to treat you like a person with real feelings you are willing to stay with her, you meant everything you said before this fight too.

Bo> Leave.

Kill each other...

Trout 2012/06/16(Sat)19:15 No. 423262 ID: d1e9bf
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I won't go, Gren.

She-- oof! She hugs me.

"Okay okay thank you! T-thank you. I really need do need you."
Okay-- Just, please. I meant everything I said. Don't be like that anymore. Don't blame me for you being bored. I just want to stay here.
"No, it's-- it's fine. I want to stay with you. I always wanted to stay with you. That's why I wanted you to come have fun with me."
W-well, I'm sorry. I'm tired and hurt. I just want to sleep.
"That's okay. I should, too."
Yeah, you're... you're kind of drunk.
"Y-yeah... Hey, Bo?"
Gren?
"Do you mind if I, uh... If we... stayed this close? While we sleep?"

>>423262
Bo: "Ok"
Gren: You just said "I always wanted to stay with you.". Kiss Bo!

Man, Gren is just made of mood swings today, huh.

And also made of mixed signals. Uh. I guess?

>>423265
Downvoting the kissing. Trying to get them together right now, after all the emotionally confusing shit that's gone down today, would be a really bad idea.

Bo: Rape Gren, as a joke.

Gren: Rape Bo
Bo: Rape Gren

>>423287
>>423281
Still the best plan(s).

[Be Galiegh]

just sleep

>>423311
I like this idea!

No rape, please. Such a thing is below Bo.

>>423317
hoppin' on the anti-rape train here

>>423317
Galiegh IS Rapeknight I tell you!

hurry up and rape each other already

>>423287
Can we get that sex without the rape?

>>423347
....Sex... without ...rape?

Damn, it's like you're talking some weird alien language. Next you'll be trying to use the word relationship without mentioning the need for each partner to relentlessly verbally abuse each other.

>>423262
Bo: Say okay so long as she doesn't climb all over you like she did last time you slept outdoors. (it's a joke)

Trout 2012/06/17(Sun)00:03 No. 423376 ID: d1e9bf
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Uh... No, that's fine.
"Okay... thank you."

I'm-- what--

I-I'm not going to-- Why would-- What the hell is wrong with me?! I'm-- NO! I'm not thinking straight! I-- I just need to sleep.

Trout 2012/06/17(Sun)00:04 No. 423377 ID: d1e9bf
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I blow out the lantern and lay down. Gren is essentially on top of me.

Goodnight, Gren.
"Goodnight, Bo."

>>423376
It's not like you could if you wanted to. She's much stronger than you.

>>423378
Gren: Discover you're a raging somnophiliac.