>>441641

Be honest, dood! Tell her you've always wondered what it'd be like to go out. You know... that "romance" stuff. Like dates or whatever.

Think of this as a date. Except with the regular amount of violence. And a guy to make sure a bunch of other guys don't crash it. With swords and axes.

>>441641
Here's a thought: Rynh's Dad. He's been on some adventures to get the scars and daughter he's got. Maybe he could give you some pointers, on dealing with people twice your size and up.

>>443308
I like this idea. Consider staying here and training or even questing with Rynh's dad.

Might even be interesting to have a Rynh side and Jerhal side of the quest to switch back and forth between.

Hah, now you've got her thinking about it. Good work, that's always step one.

That guy who said punch her in the arm and run... don't do that, instead slap her on the ass and run. Much, much better.

Jehral 2012/08/20(Mon)10:06 No. 445619 ID: 14a1d0
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>Get your stuff
Yeah, I gotta get ready to go. I need to pack up some stuff real quick.

>Stay and train with Rynh's dad
I don't really need to know how to rebuild an engine. Not to got visit elves, anyway. They don't even have any real technology of any kind.
They're probably really bitter about everyone else getting ahead of them.

>Slap her on the ass.
Well, fair's fair. She whipped me, so...
OH GODS! OH GODS! I can see why her dad is all scarred up. She must take after her mother! Why did I think that was a good idea?

Why DID you think that was a good idea? Obviously, you should have caressed it fondly.

Whats done is done now you have to do like so many kobolds before you have done. Run for your life!
Come on Jerhal pump those buns!

>>445627
Jump on her back! She can't reach you there!

She might try to shake you off, so grab her pitiful excuses for breasts as hard as you can. The pain will keep her from trying to shake you off.

She's going to murder the shit out of you. Console yourself with the knowledge that it was worth it.

Relax, she's just messing with you.
I mean, she fondles you all the time. She doesn't have the right to get truly angry at you for an ass pat.
It's what good opposite sex friends (that flirt with each other but never take it far) do.
And she has a great ass. It's a damn shame if SOMEONE's not patting it. And it's better if you do it than some stranger like that minotaur or another creep. So, naturally, the responsibility falls to you.

So you now can impress her by not getting caught and eaten despite incurring her wrath. Or something. At least you can convince her that you make good, annoying, speedy bait for monsters.

Shout "EVERYBODY RUN! IS GOJIRA!"

>>445619
She probably won't kill you..
After all, you're probably the only person that's brave enough to actually fight with her on a regular basis.
Still you must avoid injury at all costs! Especially burns! You cannot adventure well with burns!

FIND WATER. JUMP IN! (you can swim right?)

>rebuild an engine
Ah, so you're one of THOSE kobolds. How's the state of medicine and dentistry?

I ask because it seems you might need those things soon.

Try surrendering and apologizing.

She's breathing fire into the air rather than at you, she can't be that pissed.

come on man, worth it.

Good work, you pissed her off in exactly the right way. Really though, get the hell out of there. Singed fur is a bad thing.

Important things first: Was it a nice ass? Maybe you should let her know?

>>445619
Was it round and soft and oh so inviting~ ?

Jehral 2012/09/18(Tue)20:24 No. 456026 ID: 14a1d0
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Yes! Freedom! She can't keep up with me. I'm too fast for her.

Oh god, that's a knee...

>Was it round and soft and oh so inviting~?

No, it's hard and bony and oh so jammed in my ribs.

You didn't shout EVVYBODY RUN. So you ran into someone who wasn't running. You have brought this upon yourself!

>>456026

Is that a gnoll I spy? Are gnolls common in your little hodgepodge village?

Oh man
Look at those curves!
You just docked in motorboat city! Now don't fuck up with your etiquette, gnoll ladies like dominating you tiny adorable guys!

Don't you know you never, ever, look back when you're running away? That's something every kobold knows, since your entire species spends half the time running away from everything. Gods, Jehral, you're a disgrace to your entire species.

Well, since you've knocked the air out of yourself by a self-inflicted knee to the chest, nothing left to do but crumple to the ground in pain, and try to gasp out an apology before this gnoll punts you down the street. Hopefully Ryhn will be too busy doubled over in laughter at this scene to catch up and pummel you.

I'm going to guess that the face we're not seeing is full of hard, pointy teeth. To avoid getting more closely acquainted with them, apologize quickly and create some distance between yourself and the nice gnoll.

back away grinning inanely

Stumble back while clutching your poor bruised ribs while gasping out an apology as you try to figure out how to breath again.

>>456026
oh hey is that a potential party member I see there

>Well, since you've knocked the air out of yourself by a self-inflicted knee to the chest, nothing left to do but crumple to the ground in pain, and try to gasp out an apology before this gnoll punts you down the street. Hopefully Ryhn will be too busy doubled over in laughter at this scene to catch up and pummel you.

Jehral 2012/09/23(Sun)11:58 No. 457279 ID: 14a1d0
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"Well looky here, boys. The meat's running to us now and he's smellin' like he knows where what we want is. The gods are just giving me everything I want today."

"Must be for all that good behavior, right boss?"

This seems a little ominous, what with the pack of raggedy, heavily armed gnolls talking about how I can get them what they're after.

"So can we eat him now, boss?" says the one in the back with the big chopping thing. "Of course not!", says the female, which is good for me, since I hate being eaten and all. "We find the target first, then when we're sure the authorities aren't on our asses, then we eat him."

I bet this is Rynh's fault.

>>457279
This is the part where we bail. Fast.
And get a weapon and cut some throats. Come on Jehral, your a kobold, running, sneaking and trapping is in your blood.

Maybe in exchange for helping you find your target you can not eat me.

yes offer to help them find the target in exchange for your life

Run! Right back to where you came from, they'll chase you headfirst into a pissed off firebreathing Ryhn.

>>457279

Oh hell no, turn around, run like fuck and be ready to dodge or wriggle out of grasping hands and such, maybe bite of some fingers or punch between the legs in the genitals.

If you manage to get away, try to get to Rynh and warn her of these bastards, seems like they're after her, maybe because of her recent adventure, who knows.

If they grab you, prepare to scream like a woman as shrilly as possible.

Call for the authorities. Loudly. Find a small passage you can lose them in.

Jehral 2012/09/23(Sun)20:06 No. 457415 ID: 14a1d0
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>run back and lead them into angry Rynh

I run back the way I came so that Rynh can put some of that flailing rage to better use.

"Rynh! Help! Somebody's trying to eat me and it's probably because of you! Is that a lemon tart?"

"Hell, yeah. I guess the shipment came in yesterday and now the bakery has lemons. They're so good."

"That's great and all, but there's a pack of gnolls after me because they say I smell like someone they're after and that someone is probably you!"

"Aw man... Gnolls? I just climbed a mountain, got beat down by a minotaur, punched a wizard off a cliff, fought a giant, magical spider and then walked a whole lot of miles home. I was hoping to get some rest. I'm kind of tired."

>>457415
"Well, fuck you, and lead me to someone who gives a damn. Did you say something about a minotaur?"

"i don't think they care"

Go place Rynh between yourself and the direction of the gnolls.

"Well, if you're too fuckin' busy eating lemon tarts to lift a finger, get that minotaur that followed you here to fight them! Or scare them off. Just do something!"

"Too fucking bad. Now finish that tart and grab some weapons before we're both dinner."

Make a mental note: sweets help counter her fiery rage.

You could always lie and claim they said they were looking for some "giant half-kobold guy". Because it would mean they thought she was a dude. Which would likely make her angry. But she might just take out her anger on you.

Jehral 2012/10/07(Sun)12:45 No. 460962 ID: 14a1d0
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"I don't think they care whether you're tired or want to eat seasonal pastries! They gotta be here for you, because nobody else in this town goes around punching wizards, so maybe you'd like to deal with this bullshit before somebody decides to horribly mangle and eat me!"

"Fine, but I don't see why they'd be after me. It's not like I left any witnesses or anything, geez..."

"Do you realize how evil that sounds?"

"It's not evil, it's just... through. You can never be too careful when punching wizards, right? My point is, how would anyone know who I was to even send someone after me?"

"They didn't. That's why they hired us to track you down."

"Now that makes more sense. It's not like there was a lot of people around to see me do anything."

Aw, nuts.

cunt punch the gnoll and rynh burn it's face off.

>>460962
And how do they know they tracked down the right person, eh?
I mean, come on, EVERY adventurer or mercenary punches wizards. I bet that gnoll has punched, raped, and eaten wizards all in that order. Who's to say she isn't actually tracking down herself?

challenge her to a contest that you are best at.

>>460962
Ask if she plans to boob-squish you to death.

>>I mean, come on, EVERY adventurer or mercenary punches wizards. I bet that gnoll has punched, raped, and eaten wizards all in that order. Who's to say she isn't actually tracking down herself?

say this.

>>460965
Yeah, say this, but do it from behind the nearest, largest object between you and the gnoll, which just happens to be Rynh's huge ass. It's also the safest place to be if Rynh fire-breaths this walkin' fur rug.

Then when that fails to do anything, ask fem-gnoll how much she's getting paid for this job, 'cause you might be able to beat it. There might even be enough for her to say who she was hired by, and where.

>>460965
Yeah, say this, but do it from behind the nearest, largest object between you and the gnoll, which just happens to be Rynh's huge ass. It's also the safest place to be if Rynh fire-breaths this walkin' fur rug.

Then when that fails to do anything, ask fem-gnoll how much she's getting paid for this job, 'cause you might be able to beat it. There might even be enough for her to say who she was hired by, and where.

Well ask what they want. You're cooperative as long as there is MONEY in it.

Become romantically interested with the Gnoll-thing! It'd be great! (trust me)

Jehral 2012/10/14(Sun)15:24 No. 462927 ID: 14a1d0
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The gnoll grabs Rynh's shirt and pulls her up on her toes. "I don't even care. I'm just turning you in for a payout.

"They gonna pay you in arms, cuz I'm gonna rip it off if you don't step back, bitch!"

"Big words for a giant kobold. Now where's the stupid shiny rock. I'm going to be needing that too."

>Who's to say she isn't actually tracking down herself?
That doesn't even make any sense.

>Ask if she plans to boob-squish you to death.
This also doesn't make any sense and seems like a terrible idea.

>ask fem-gnoll how much she's getting paid for this job, 'cause you might be able to beat it.

I don't have a lot of money and I doubt Rynh is going to pay her off. She's kind of big on fighting.

>You're cooperative as long as there is MONEY in it.
So I should betray someone I've known my whole life for a bit of money so I can be on the losing side when Rynh burns everyone alive?
I'll think about it.

If I'm going to do something, it should probably be a little more decisive and less stupid. I'm like half the size of either of them.
Also, I can see up Rynh's shirt from here... Nope, nothing.

>>462927
Wonder if Rynh is actually male this time around. That would be amusing.

bite the gnoll in the ass.

The smart thing to do is to hand over Rynh and her shiny rock so that your settlement goes unharmed.

>>462927
Do you have a knife on you? You have a really good opportunity to FUCK up her spine right now.
Or cunt punt...
Jehral, I got an idea.
Rape the gnoll with your tongue, don't think, DOITDOITDOITDOIT
You're down there commence the distracting cunnilingus!

Give the signal to Rhyn to breathe fire at the gnoll. This signal is slapping her ass as hard as you possibly can. Then be ready to run for more and better reasons then you've ever had.

You know, I don't think you really need to do much here Jehral, just wait three seconds, Rynh'll light this gnoll bitch up and then you can all go eat lemon pastries from the bakery.

Nah, that's no fun. You're a kobold, jump on her back and stabby stabby. Or if you are unarmed, claw at her neck.

>>462951
Yes. Slapping Ryhn's ass is all she needs to get properly riled. Doo eeeetttt

Slap their titties together

Dude, don't you hate Rynh? Just sell her out and let her get what's coming to her.

Slap Rynh's ass and tell the gnoll all you know. After that join a group that won't treat you as deadweight or chew on your head. These gnolls are probably not them, though the head gnoll seems legit.

Rynh's going to mop the street with this gnoll bitch, whether or not you do anything. What you can do is lower the chance Rynh'll get injured by keeping the gnoll from swinging that poleax.

The gnoll isn't paying attention to you, so quickly slip around to her other side, open your mouth wide, and chomp down on the hand that's holding that poleax. Grab on to the poleax shaft as hard as you can with both hands, and don't let go for anything. She'll have to let go of Ryhn to get you off, and that's when Ryhn'll attack.

>>462927
punch/kick gnollbitch in the back of one of her knees. Strong as she may be, its still a soft spot, and should give Rynh a good opening to set the greasy bitch on fire.

attempt to locate and then steal the charm vs. fire that the lady gnoll may well have about her person

seeing as, you know, she probably knew she'd be hunting someone who could breathe fire

possibly

Jehral 2012/10/16(Tue)16:20 No. 463703 ID: 14a1d0
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Her legs are bigger than my entire body. I think I'd better go for the throat if I want to be slightly more effective and less suicidal.
I'm up her back and have my teeth in her neck before she even realizes what happened.

"You little shit! I'm gonna bite your fucking head off!" she says, growling even though I'm trying to choke her out. Kobolds can break bones with our jaws, it's just that gnolls have really big necks and I don't think I'm getting anything vital here. It's not really an issue for long, Rynh cracks her across the jaw and sends her flailing to the ground and I can feel the crushing agony of victory.

"Woo! Fuck yes! We have a winner!" hoots Rynh, pumping her fists in the air. "But, uh... It's not really that big of a victory compared to all the other stuff. C'mon, let's go get the other two."

I think I'm stuck.

>>463703
Then ask for help.

>>463703
grope gnolltits

>>463703

Loot the gnoll!

indeed acquire all of the loots like a good thief

flail around and rip her shirt off and grope her tits

Whine at Rynh until she helps get you out from under the gnoll. Like a man.

>>463707

Roll the gnoll's torso over to slip out from under her, "inadvertently" groping her in the process.

Tell Ryhn to not run off so fast; This gnoll needs to be tied up first, so she can't run off and blab to her employers if she wakes up.

You suggest using her top and the belt from her loincloth to hogtie her. Take the bindings off your tiny feets and use them to gag her. Leave her in an alley for now.

>>463703
Whatever you do, make sure to get in a few good gropes.

>>463703

Rape the gnoll to establish dominance.

>>464236

Let's not.

Jehral 2012/10/18(Thu)17:32 No. 464379 ID: 14a1d0
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For now, I just want to get out of here because she's crushing me and my tail's bent up in an awkward position.

>Grope her tits
I don't care what I grab as long as I can get her off of me quick.

>Whine at Rynh until she helps get you out from under the gnoll. Like a man.
Rynh is already wondering if I'm worth taking along. I can take care of myself. Now if I could... just kind of, roll her off here. Hrgh~!

>>464379

You are not looting the body!

Why are you not looting the body?!

>>464379
Oh for the love of... look get under her arm and push her body up and away. Trying to squeeze through her armpit is just getting you in tighter.

indeed, swing the arm around.

You're gonna have to gnaw your way out.

>>464379
Push on her with your right leg.

>>464379
grab her tongue, then use spittle as lubricant.

Discover magical abilities by casting Mini-gnoll on her.
Deal with a you-sized gnoll tsundere the rest of your journey.
(If this works she'll probably still have bigger breasts than Rynh.)

You're not gonna get out that way; You're pushing her torso into your left leg, working against yourself. You're also laying on her right arm, trapping it against you. So just stop what you're doing right now.

You're never going to get out from under her with just your arms. You need to get your legs in action, either to push her torso away, or push you away. They do have the strongest muscles in your body, after all.

Lean to your right far enough so you're laying on the ground, then lift her arm up enough you can get it in both hands, and shove it so it lays across her chest. Then winkle your way under her torso so you can get both hands on her shoulder blades, and push her torso up as much as you can. Then either get your feet under her torso and push up, or get your knees under there to brace it up. Then you can push yourself out from under there with your hands, and maybe your tail as well, if you still have feeling in it.

Jehral 2012/11/03(Sat)22:40 No. 468457 ID: 14a1d0
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I climb out from under the gnoll and see that Rynh has things well in hand. Both of the other gnolls look pretty smashed up.

"Jehral, do you know what this means?"

"I don't know. That somebody is trying to hunt you down and maybe kill you?"

"Yeah! I got me a legitimate, shadowy, evil force after me. I'm into a full on adventure at this point."

She seems pretty pumped considering that someone might be trying to stab her in the near future.

"Yeah, great."

>>468457

Either that or Rynh pissed off the wrong person and now has a bounty on her head.

Loot all bodies.

offer to watch her back.

and by that you secretly mean her ass, but don't tell her.

No boots to loot, damn. Only logical course of action here is to skin your attackers and sell the pelts.

Jehral, help out by getting a bunch of rope. This lot is going to need thorough tying up. There a place to haul them for interrogation?

There any risk of a local lawman showing up and being bothersome?

Jehral 2012/11/05(Mon)14:07 No. 468870 ID: 14a1d0
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Rynh can interrogate them just fine, by the look of it. I'll just keep watch while she talks to them. I guess they didn't know she was a half-dragon when they were tracking her or they might have sent more stuff after her.

>There any risk of a local lawman showing up and being bothersome?

Would the town guard be interested in a street brawl involving three armed gnolls? I don't know. I guess I could just ask this officer here.

"just to be clear, they started it, just didn't expect the person they were mugging to kick their asses"

"Three gnolls picked a fight with her."

"They tried mugging Rynh. So... Yeah. You got a cell to scrape them into once she's done?"

>>468870

"Who do you think is hotter?"

>>468870
Nah, don't snitch nothin'. Let's settle this matter without the authorities.

>>468870
>>468870

Also, take control of Rynh.

Haul off the leader some where secure, tie her up, tear off her top and interrogate her properly.

See if you can also work out one of those "I'm sparing your life, so you owe me one" kinda deals.

Jehral 2012/11/13(Tue)23:06 No. 471608 ID: 14a1d0
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I am quick to point out that the gnolls attacked Rynh first, even through I guess it was actually me that attacked them first, but I don't tell them that. They threatened first, anyway.

The constable seems to not care and tells Rynh to drag the gnolls with her while we all go to the police office.
I'm used to it by now.

I don't think Rynh has ever deliberately broken the law or anything, but the police are on a first name basis anyway.

Ugh...