would be.. snake oil? demons drop items related to them. so yeah makes sense.

Use oil on your skin, as to work on your tan.

Continue searching the desert.

>>426022

Drink dat snake oil. Constriction, sword, and spells. I want a Naga Skald.

>>426022
Interesting. We should have that examined for impurities before attempting to drink it, if we feel that we wish to. It'll probably just turn you into a naga or something though, according to that lady we talked to.

So was that particularly difficult? Let's try to find more stuff in the desert for now before we move on.

purify before guzzling.

That's not how you undemonize monsters! Anyway, you will defeat them one by one? Fool! They respawn!

Since this one came out of a murder-creature we should probably have it purified if we want to use it.

It is nicer when enemies don't just attack you on sight and call you names. You'd like to make a friend who might actually help you fight while you're exploring. Since the shark woman and snake woman both seemed to be interested in meat, maybe you should carry some on you to offer to one of them, or another similar creature, in the future?

Having legs is nice. Not having legs would suck.

Moar desert.

>>426022
Lop off her head and display it as a warning to the others.

>>426236
Demons disappear when they die.

Iora 2012/06/26(Tue)08:33 No. 426259 ID: 14a1d0
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As Iora ponders the benefits of snake legs, a roar of wind whips the sand around her in a deafening maelstrom, and when it subsides, there is a man riding a strange animal she has never seen before standing before her. At least, she thinks it's a man.

"Tiny mortal, why do you encroach on my domain and slay my minions? Do you have some quarrel with me? I think that I should like to know the reason for your transgressions."

Pet his Camel.

It is too cute.

You slay them because they're going to rape the shit out of you.
You're encroaching on her domain because you're just exploring around and stuff, something to do while making sure no dickwads pass through a portal.
All because of a stupid birthmark really.

I slew them before they slew me. Each has challeneged me not for my right to walk this land but as their next meal. As for why I wander I seek to slay the evil that plagues this world.

>>426262
indeed, no minion has said this land belonged to someone only that they will kill us.

>>426259
Shrug
"Some dumb fuckers attacked my home; I'm looking to end them.
You should probably put up signs or something. Or had your minion tell people to leave instead of calling them whores and attacking."

you need better minions, lady.

>>426259
They started it

"I'm exploring because I am new to the area and wish to know the lay of the land, I apologize if i have trespassed, but I have slain nothing that did not make its intent to kill or violate me very clear."

Do all his minions start conversations with strangers with "I will kill, violate and eat you, worthless whore"?

Transgressing or not, tiny mortal or not, you are here on a mission to protect your home and when attacked you will defend yourself. Furthermore, there is hardly anything that marks this desert as someone's domain. If his minions are the ones to warn of such, then he should get minions who are less liable to try murdering the shit out of random un-corrupted travelers.

>>426259
Your minions are all rude, homicidal jerks. Sorry if they were expensive.

What an arrogant prick. You have a name.

Claim legitimate defence and thirst for exploration.
If that fails, you're selling these fine leather jackets.

If *that* fails, don't break into a run, trying to outrun a camel would be incredibly silly.

Iora 2012/06/26(Tue)14:33 No. 426351 ID: 14a1d0
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Iora tells the crowned man that his minions attacked her first and that she is here to purge evil from these lands. Besides, his minions just attacked her and never told her she was trespassing in the first place.

"Such impudence. There is no obligation to inform every gnat that buzzes into my realm that they are subject to my laws. Now fall to the earth and grovel for forgiveness and perhaps your punishment will be lessened ever so slightly."

>>426351

"I bow to no one. Your creatures are little more than crazed demonic brigands. I have no respect to spare for a leader of rapists and monsters."

So... king of the demons eh? I think there's really only one reasonable thing to do here. Consume anything that seems likely to give you an edge, kill this jerk, and return home victorious, albeit with freaky claw hands.

your lands were not marked, your minions did not identify themselves as such, and attacked me with intent to kill or worse without fail. why should i submit to so poor a lord that your borders are invisible, and your men no better than bandits?

Slap him with your sword do it do it do it

A coward who abuses power and fear talking about laws and domains. A self proclaimed fool who doesn't know the meaning of being a leader, the crown that sits on his head is just a demonstration of his stupidity.

However, is there any way to ensure that his words aren't empty? If he really has the power to kill, control and manipulate, you can beat him? In this land where all bow to the shit that comes out of his mouth, propose a challenge.

> howtomakefriendsandinfluencepeople.png
You got me here.

>>426351

"Get bent."

>>426351
"I didn't even know you existed in the first place! I mean, where's the signs and shit? 'Do not trespass' would probably make this problem go away you know? You got to inform every gnat that passes, otherwise they'll never know! Not one of your minions even said to stay out!"

>>426362
This one sounds pretty good to me. I'd only change it so that instead of refusing, she asks how is she suppose to know that he is being honest.

yo dawg

probably best not to make waves here. You are absolutely not ready to fight a demon.

Try apologizing.

>>426383
This.

what a prick dood, KILL IT WITH FIRE

>>426351
"You have breached my personal bubble and thus are subject to the laws of my lands. For each word you speak to me, I am required to kill you one time. You must die 74 times, and I suppose now is a good time to start"

Then begin the stabbings and slashings.

Buttfuck him in the face.

Iora 2012/06/26(Tue)18:01 No. 426448 ID: 14a1d0
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Iora tells him that he has to inform every gnat or else they would never know and tightens her grip on her sword, but oddly enough, she can not feel it. Almost like it's...

Gone.

"Gnats do not need to be informed of the law. They cannot comprehend such things. They are simply to be swatted away when they become a nuisance."

... I hope you respawn.

Iora 2012/06/26(Tue)18:04 No. 426450 ID: 14a1d0
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An army of demons mass around the crowned man, beating drums and fluting fill the air as they congregate around their king.

"And now that you have been swatted, little gnat, you may catch a glimmer of one thing that you may comprehend..."

Iora 2012/06/26(Tue)18:04 No. 426451 ID: 14a1d0
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That you never stood a chance to begin with.

"It's just a flesh wound! Come closer you son of an incubator! Feel the might of my bite!"

welp
==>

>>426451
>regrettinganythingyet

Nope. Continue.

wake up eight hours later, missing a handful of gems.

May we play as the demon king now?

...you know, that might almost have been worth it if we threw some variant of "stfu" at this guy instead of making an excuse. Dying for your defiance and not even getting to appropriately mouth off first is kinda hollow.

So... new game +?

>>426459
That's boring.

This guy must be the biggest dick on the planet... you should be a bigger dick back so he will be a sad big dick and stop being a dick.