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Sweety Blossom
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Ok, so here's the plan.
You're going to get up; rise up out of that bed and strip. Strip so you can get a shower. Shower so you don't smell like piss and whiskey. Then, after you shower, you're gonna find some clean clothes. You're gonna put on these clean clothes. Then you're gonna march back into that bathroom to brush your teeth and piss. Why are you pissing? Because everybody has to piss in the morning.
Then you will wash your hands. We'll know if you aren't washing your hands, because that's sick. You don't want to be a sick person. You don't want to get other people sick. Why? Sick people never get laid.
After that you're goin down to the drugstore. Why the drugstore? Because the drugstore has drugs; that's why. Drugs and booze. If you don't have a drugstore, then find one. If you can't find one then son, you are one damn stupid son of a bitch. Walk down the road and look at the corner to your left.
There's the drugstore.
Boy you're gonna walk into that drugstore and you're gonna say hi to the clerk. Why? It's polite. You young schmucks need to learn what the word polite means. Better yet, you're going to give the clerk the definition of the word 'polite' before you do anything else. After you give the clerk the definition of the word 'polite', you're going to walk down the third aisle from the door. Down at the end of this aisle is the bathroom. I want you to open that door, enter that bathroom, and wash your hands. Again.
Then you're going to clean up that bathroom after yourself, because you're a good person. You will scrub that floor, scrub that sink, and scrub that toilet until it's so clean I can eat my pad thai on it. After you clean the bathroom, THEN you will find the asprin.
Once you find the asprin, you will take the 24 count bottle. You do not need anything larger than the 24 count bottle, and you will WASTE anything larger than the 24 count bottle. After you get the 24 count bottle, you will go to the back of the store and pick out a six back of whatever repugnant bear piss it is that you drink, and you will bring it to the counter.
You will then hand the clerk five dollars. Any more and I will kick your sad, sorry ass straight back to that dank shithole you dared to climb out of this morning, and any less and I will personally come down there and make sure you understand why I told you to give the clerk five dollars. After that, you will let the clerk keep your change, because you don't need that change. Change is for the weak. You don't wanna be weak.
After your purchase is complete, you will thank the clerk for allowing your cheap previously drunken ass to even set foot inside his or her beautiful store. After you're done kissing the clerks ass because that is all you will ever be good for, you will go straight back to your dark and dirty ass cubicle you call a home, and think about how to piece your sorry ass life back together. If you can't think, then ask a friend. If you don't have any friend which you probably don't, then ask the clerk.
After you ask the clerk, you will polish his or her shoes.
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