Yeah, kinda. Why?

Hmm.. nope, not really. Why?

Fuck yes I do. We're going to take to this sea and make that horizon our bitch.

There is a saying Rommel had.

"In the absence of orders, go find something and kill it."

Voice 2009/09/05(Sat)14:08 No. 38503 ID: f2de2f
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>>38502
An admirable motivation I suppose. What form do you find best suited to this goal?

>>38503
Tarrasque.

>>38503
I guess Sergals are pretty good at killing things.
Assuming /quest/ can handle that amount of Sergals.

Elven Magical Girl.

Of, failing that, some sort of angel-like creature.

A Doobie.

>>38503
Neutronium golem.

Voice 2009/09/05(Sat)14:31 No. 38516 ID: f2de2f
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>>38512
That's a little brigh-

>>38516
Accidentally gravity collapse the whole planet and proceed on more "Universal" level.

Consume the planet and nearby sun. Become blackhole golem.

Neutronium Golems sadly do not have control over their gravitic aura nor their heat aura.

Standing on a planet with both of those together would be enough to utterly annihilate half the planet within 30 seconds.

Not to mention you can punch the planet and have it explode instantly.

If we don't want to kill the planet, then proceed into space, seeing as how we can move faster than the Universe itself.

>>38521
http://www.big-metto.net/Upload/files/IH_Neutronium_Golem.png
>Gravitic Mastery (Su): A neutronium golem is not subject to gravity, including it's own. It can control the ebb and flow of its own gravity, giving it a +80 elemental mastery bonus to its: armor class; attack rolls; checks(ability checks); difficulty class (for any special abilities); initiative; and saving throws.

>>38526
I meant they can't turn them off.

Obviously they're immune to themselves.

Um. I doubt we'll be able to find much to kill like this. Can we turn down the ligts a bit? Or like... not... destroy the planet somehow?

Let's go back to Sergal.

>>38520
Emit a regular radio pulse to confuse the SETI like projects of distant civilizations.

Voice 2009/09/05(Sat)16:11 No. 38592 ID: f2de2f
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HOLD IT! This isn't working at all.
What else did you have in mind?

>>38592
How about a giant robot?

>>38592

... Do you have a sister? ... ~<3

>>38592
How about something really fast that can change its colors rapidly and precisely for camouflage with acid-coated retractable claws with abrasion sheathes to sharpen them while retracted to crazy levels of sharp.

>>38592
How about a Wila mage-killer?

>>38592
Let's just go exploring. We'll find something to do.
Assume the form of something small and unassuming that people won't think of as a threat. If we're in danger we can totally change form and become some sort of lovecraftian monster!

Be a Cutebold.

>>38592
A touhou.

>>38592
Let's go be a pirate, out on the open seas behind you. We'll need a ship, and crew, though.

>>38610
I vote this. Let's be a pirate.

A Sexy Angelic pirate with huge wings.

Voice 2009/09/05(Sat)16:33 No. 38615 ID: f2de2f
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If you choose this form you won't be able to go back later... If you are still alive that is.

>>38613
Yes.

>>38615
Nay.

>>38615
Maybe.

Theres already too many bloody kobolds running around.

No.

>>38615
NO

Of-screen Sergal: Charge in and eat cutebold, take Quest over from there.

>>38615
Pffff
Everyone wants to be a CUTEbold.
Where's the love for the REAL Kobolds?

No, y'know what, FUCK small and unassuming.
Let's be a goddamned DRAGON.

>>38634
Let's go for vanilla kobold on the route of becoming a dragon.
Sorcerous fire OF DOOM

Pirate dragon.

Terror of the seven skies.

Be a Burmecian. A sexy Burmecian

BE A TUCKER KOBOLD.

KILL FOES WITH ELABORATE TRAPS

>>38634
Something draconic, yes. Nimble would be nice, but proper claws are a must. Maybe a kobold, but not a cutebold.

Half Dragon Pirate. Nothing says "I sunk your battle ship" like setting his sails on fire with your breath weapon.

be a goddamn von neumann probe please.

here to explore fantasylands and also eat them and turn them into more of you.

Voice 2009/09/05(Sat)17:06 No. 38648 ID: f2de2f
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There are lots of excellent suggestions.
But first, let's deal with this...

>>38644
>>38641
>>38640
>>38643
3/4 dragon burmecian pirate/combat trapsmith.

>>38648
Oh god , what have I done.

>>38641 >>38648
Yes, let's be a Burmecian. Then kick the Sergal with your POWERFUL LEGS.

Eat cutebold.

Cutebold, eat Sergal. Lets see who is better at eating their opponent.

Voices In the Dark 2009/09/05(Sat)17:36 No. 38669 ID: f2de2f
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Voice 1: What's going on up there?

Voice 2: I don't know... Sounds stupid.

Voices In the Dark 2009/09/05(Sat)17:45 No. 38677 ID: f2de2f
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Voice 1: I'll check...

Voice 3: It's probably a Bronze Colossus... We are going to die.

Investigate stupidity?

I'm down with a burmecian.

>>38641
>>38681
>>38659
Burmecians are cool, but core FF ones don't fit in well. I'd say a US Faestir would be better.

(Basically same idea, but some different ideas.)

Voice 2009/09/05(Sat)18:31 No. 38700 ID: f2de2f
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You idiot! You're getting blood all over my dramatic scenery! You are just asking for an unsummon!

Whatever you do, don't turn around.

Voice 2009/09/05(Sat)18:57 No. 38712 ID: f2de2f
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This is boring. You're boring. I can amuse myself some other way! *FWOOOOOOSH*

>Control has switched to ???

hey, sup "???" hows it going? You male or female? Got any sisters?

Look, heres the deal, we're gonna get ourselves a boat, see? And we're gonna make that horizon and everything we meet out there our bitch. sound good?

??? 2009/09/05(Sat)19:03 No. 38720 ID: f2de2f
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>Are you male or female?

>What's your favorite color?

Hermaphrodite. Pink.

Male, red.

Female. Maroon.

>>38720
Male. Dark blue.

Male, red.

Pink hermaphrodite :D

Male and female: Siamese twins. Green and Gold.

Male

ROYAL RAINBOW

>>38720
Female, Pink.

Male, blue

A second vote for Hermaphrodite and Pink.

Hermaphrodite3
Male5
Female2
Eunuch1
Siamese twins1

Green and gold1
Maroon1
Red2
Pink4
Dark Blue 1
Royal Blue 1
Blue 1
Royal Rainbow 1

>>38738
Changing vote to this.

Hermaphrodite/Pink

Hermaphrodite and pink

>>38747
>>38745
Royal Blue 0
Royal Rainbow 2

Hermaphrodite 5
Pink 6

PINK HERMAPHRODITE

You realize hermaphrodite wasn't an option, right?

TOO BAD!

>>38781
We realize. We're thinking outside the box. We'll be just as happy playing a sexy crossdressing male or a dickgirl of some kind.

Life's a bitch.

>>38781
You better not be thinking about railroading us NOW.

Just be something with clawed digitigrade legs already!

Sergal, burmecian, velociraptor... Throw us a bone (structure) here!

Amxu 2009/09/05(Sat)20:31 No. 38820 ID: f2de2f
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So after all that, we now have Amxu. The goblin with that certain something extra that makes her special...

An adventurous spirit.

Fuck yes. Gnoll you are the greatest ever.

>>38820
And a 3 foot dong, right?

WHERE IS THE DIGITIGRADE LEG STRUCTURE, EGG MAN?

Man. Look at that horizon. Don't you just want to sail that sea?
Whats all this blood about? Something happen here?

Tell us about yourself little miss.

>>38820
Well time to gather a raiding party to raid a dorf fortress.

>>38820
d'awwwww.

>>38820
Just remember to keep that 'adventurous spirit clean. Don't want it to start smelling funky.

Anyway, you should probably head back down the cliff, since there was a sergal here like ten seconds ago.

>>38820
So where are you from? Any interest in traveling the open seas, looting everything you find?

Suggestion 2009/09/05(Sat)20:55 No. 38843 ID: cd08c0
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>>38820
Let's go on an ADVENTURE!

Investigate bloodstains. Anything we can loot?

Amxu 2009/09/06(Sun)06:07 No. 38942 ID: f2de2f
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>Whats all this blood about? Something happen here?

It looks like a kobold was ripped apart here... or exploded. It's hard to say.

>>38942
That means the Sergal is sated and relatively tame right now, maybe you can recruit it.
You're an woman right? If it's male it'll probably accept you as his superior, trust me on this.

>>38942
Look, there are bits of meat left over! Take it back to your cave.

Amxu 2009/09/06(Sun)06:36 No. 38947 ID: f2de2f
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Hmm... Nothing worth salvaging, besides, kobold tastes like crap.

>>38947
Mmmmaybe, but how do YOU taste, pinkie? <3

>>38948
Bacon

Nothing dangerous about? Well, might as well tell that to everyone else.

Amxu 2009/09/06(Sun)07:07 No. 38954 ID: f2de2f
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>Well, might as well tell that to everyone else.

Amxu 2009/09/06(Sun)07:59 No. 38959 ID: f2de2f
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Ozud: Are we going to be eaten or not?

Atu: No, it's gonna pull your liver out through your eye socket and spray acid on your groin!

Ozud: AIIIEEEEEEE!

Noko: You're both idiots...

Stozu: ...


Everything is pretty normal down here too.

>>38959
Open the box. Do it, I can't wait to see what's in it.

>>38959

Whatever it was it ate a Kobold. Hopefully the remaining carcass dosen't lure something more dangerous.

>>38959
So, can you give a quick introduction to everybody?

Amxu 2009/09/06(Sun)09:55 No. 38982 ID: f2de2f
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>>38973
From left to right: Ozud, Stozo, Amxu, Atu and Noko.

>>38982
The box!
Open the goddamn box already!!

Tell everyone that the thing butchered some poor kobold, so it's probably sated for now.

>>38982

So, what are you bunch doing here? This does not look like a proper camp, did something happen?

>>38982
Why so |3, Atu?

>>38982
An orgy waiting to happen <3

AMXU hug STOZO

Amxu 2009/09/06(Sun)13:04 No. 39011 ID: f2de2f
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>>39001
Alright.

Stozo: H-hey! What are you doing?

Whisper creepily into his ear, "I love it when you squirm."

>>39011

"Don't fight it."

Hug Noko next.

>>39011

What are you doing?

>>39023
No no, Ozud. He clearly needs the love.

But first whisper something about how we're just glad to be back.

So Amzu, tell us a bit about everyone.

Amxu 2009/09/06(Sun)14:45 No. 39030 ID: f2de2f
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>This does not look like a proper camp, did something happen?

No, we are just staying here while we find the perfect site for a GOBLIN CITADEL. This is just some old smuggler's cave.

>No no, Ozud. He clearly needs the love.

He'll get plenty of love once we get started. You need to populate the place somehow~ <3

So what's in the crate?

>>39030
A goblin citedel hmm
AND YOU SHALL BE ITS MATIRARCH ALL THE GOBLINS KNEEL AND WORSHIP OF YOU AS A GOD.
but for now I think you should make Ozud kneel and beg for something else.

>>39030
>need to populate
>two men, two women, one women with a little something special.

You know what must be done.

Well, if we're looking for a place to make a citadel... How's the surrounding area?

>>39037
Start up a bardic rock band?
I'm sorry but I think creating a citedel is more important

Amxu 2009/09/06(Sun)16:35 No. 39050 ID: f2de2f
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>>39038
Like this.

Okay. Where's the highest elevation in the area? We should built our citadel atop the mightiest peak that the capitol of our future empire may literally tower over all of its domain.

>>39050
Hey is that a river up there? Rivers are a good source of fresh water. That'd be great for a citadel.

>>39050
Okay, now hows the elevation change? What do the colors represent?

We'll probably want to be on the river, so we can use it for drinking water and waste disposal.

Whats the scale on that map? How far away is that river and that forest? If we build in the other side of that river corner, we could use that as a natural defence.

Alternativly, forests are always good for their plentiful resources.

Where's the nearest source of freshwater, other than the river? Is there one around here? If so, just stay here. Or would you rather make a long trek through sergal-filled territory?

Amxu 2009/09/06(Sun)18:13 No. 39086 ID: f2de2f
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>long trek through sergal-filled territory

What's a sergal? I've never even heard of that before. You need to focus on real threats, like dragons, faeries and dorfs, not some crazy fantasy creature.

>How far away is that river?

About five or six miles, I would think.

Suggestion 2009/09/06(Sun)18:25 No. 39090 ID: 1689ab
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Make our Fortress here. The river will provide a lot of resources and provide a natural defence. We can also maybe dig into it and get ourself some irrigation and a nice moat.

>>39086
Don't make weird faces.

It's unattractive. You'll never be able to repopulate goblinkind that way.

>>39086
I think you look adorable.

>>39093
Nonsense. I'd bone her. Undoubtedly others would as well.

>>39090
That looks like a good spot.

>>39110
I too, think she looks adorable.

Amxu 2009/09/06(Sun)19:33 No. 39129 ID: f2de2f
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>>39090
Onward! To that place you said!

RANDOM ENCOUNTER

Find another strong lad to accompany you and even out the group.

>>39132

Group is even, she's a trap and everybody else lives their life in fear of her. Poor Ozud can't close his eyes, Amxu will get him.

Don't forget the crate!

>>39129
Atu is so adorable. Look at her constant :3 face.
She needs to get so many hugs. JenQuest-style.

>>39090
Watch out for carp.

>>39129
HOW DID NOKO'S CHEST MAGICALLY DOUBLE IN SIZE!?

>>39196
Magic?

>>39197
Nah, she's like a camel. Drank a lot of water before she left.

Probably not really but, eh.

>>39196
Goblins have a natural abillity to adapt in order to benifit the group both Noko and Amxu are a tribute to this theory. Amxu more than likely noticed there where only two females in the group thus adapted his appearance in order to "provide" for the other males while still maintianing the abillity to procreate with females. While Noko's rapid breast inlargement is more than likely due to the fact she noticed there where no pillows in the cave so her chest size increased in order to insure at least two of her comrads would sleep in comfort.

Amxu 2009/09/06(Sun)23:49 No. 39214 ID: f2de2f
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Traveling finished. We can see new stuff now.

>>39203
....I like this explanation, partly because it is weird as hell, and partly because it could sorta maybe be true.

>>39214
Okay lets look for a place to settle down

>>39217
Thank you I try.

Hiro!J02Ujjg4Nw 2009/09/07(Mon)00:38 No. 39222 ID: 726445
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>>39214

Let's go over here. The desert doesn't seem like a very good place for a base.

I thought goblins enjoyed the desert or were those hobgoblins...i'm sorry all goblins look a like to me. Onward to the forest then.

What's that house represent? A town? Might keep it in mind for when we're set up enough to go raiding.

Suggestion 2009/09/07(Mon)01:47 No. 39229 ID: 1689ab
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Heres my assessment of the landscape and suitable locations. I would advise A or B.

A) Ideal Defence. If deserts are not a problem for goblins, settle here. 2 of your 4 sides will automatically be protected by the river, and you know Dorfs can't swim.

B) Ideal Trade / Ideal Defence. The point at which two rivers meet makes this an excellent strategic point to effect river trade in the region. By situation ourself on the southwest side of the bend we ensure an excellent defense in addition to added economic power via the road. If that nearby town is not friendly, then we may want to establish on the north side of the river. If TRADE is to become important at any point in the future, Settle here.

C) This gentle bend provides more cover than a straight portion of the river, and its situation on grassland makes it usefull for farming. If desert survival is problematic, this may be our best bet, but it's far from ideal.

D) Looks like there is another 90 degree bend in the river up here. Could be indicitive of another river joining the current one. If that darker terrain (I am presuming it to be rocky hills?) is benificial to tower building efforts, then this is would be an excellent spot. If moving north at all, let's see what else of this location we can percieve.

Any idea on the population of that village? Friendly, Hostile, Trading Parter Potential? What types of terrain are we dealing with here, and how easy are goblins to adapting to these terrains?

>>39229
We need at least one or two people to scout the village first to assess the population, we don't want to be sending anyone into hostile territory on a peace mission.

On that note, start your encampment at site A for now, don't make anything permanent yet and just get a more precise lay of the land. For example, are sandstorms frequent, do bandits travel past here often, is the nearby town hostile, etc. etc.

Amxu 2009/09/07(Mon)05:28 No. 39233 ID: f2de2f
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It's not actually desert here. The light areas on the map represent plains. It's all flat scrubland around here.

>>39233
Tell Atu to either put some clothes on or grow some REAL tits.
And I'd go with area B as marked above, a good place for trade, agriculture, and defense. Plus, a gigantic black tower rising from a dry shrubland is better than one in the middle of a lush and pretty forest. We have to INSPIRE FEAR!

AND WE CAN'T INSPIRE FEAR WITH A FLAT-CHESTED GOBLIN RUNNING AROUND
FLAT CHESTS DO NOTHING FOR ME

>>39235
The man is right. We will be unable to strike fear into the hearts of the dorfs with such puny boobs. Priority one is implants.

Or maybe just removing that pesky mosaic.

I favor B. We could dam that river and demand tribute from the village to the south to keep the water coming. Good source of income and feeer.

Amxu 2009/09/07(Mon)06:18 No. 39239 ID: f2de2f
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The dark area is swampland. It looks like the river is slow there.

And don't mind her... she's just out of her mind.

>>39239
>don't mind her
>out of her mind
>hysteria
>victorian-era cure was genital stimulation until orgasm

FIX IT.

>>39229
B sounds good. We should move there.

Also do we have any knowledge what sort of stuff grows in the scrubland here? Any fruits or vegetables we can grow? Some animals we can breed as livestock?

>>39241

Yes. Go B, if you can build some sort of farm there.

Amxu 2009/09/07(Mon)07:13 No. 39244 ID: f2de2f
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Site B reached.

More of the same as before, except it's next to the swamp and you can kind of make out the northern mountains now.

>>39244

Well, how does it look? Are there enough resources to build your tower?

>>39244
Any trees in the swamp? If so begin cutting them down with... actually do you guys have any weapons/tools? If not I guess you should make an ax out of a stick and a sharp rock. Then cut down some trees and make some huts.

Let's have a look. I'm sure this is an excellent place to build a citadel.

Amxu 2009/09/07(Mon)07:37 No. 39249 ID: f2de2f
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>>39245
Nothing very useful, just grass and twi-

Ozud: AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!

Twigs.

>>39249

Fuck! You are under attack! Get a twig and help Ozud. ASAP!

Suggestion 2009/09/07(Mon)07:51 No. 39252 ID: 7f98d9
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>>39249
Guys, I say we try it here. It may be hardmode, but I'd say it gives at least +100 initial awesome-points.

>>39250
It's just Atu bein' Atu.

>>39253

Oh.

Suggestion 2009/09/07(Mon)08:14 No. 39255 ID: 3745a7
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Can you see trees at line B? If so move to location A.

>>39240
....Well Amxu, you best get to testing this. Who knows, somewhere under the crazy and the quirky might be lurking some kind of goblin tactical genius.

Wait....
>Who knows, somewhere under the crazy and the quirky might be lurking some kind of goblin tactical genius.
>under the crazy might be some kind of goblin tactical genius.
>some kind of tactical genius.

CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

Nestling yourself in between two rivers is great and all, but think about this;

If YOU managed to cross it (You being goblins), I don't think larger and more well-off races will have trouble crossing it (AKA Your Enemies).

You've been playing on hardmode from the start. You have no resources and no groundwork for a village let alone a citadel. Your enemies are all hiding out in well-defended pinnacles of the technological times, stocked full of natural resources to last them for many years to come.

In any case, a cliff by the sea, a hill overlooking a very large lowland, mountains, a patch of solid ground poking out of less forgivable terrain (Swamps, Marshes, Permafrost, etc.), an island are the best places for a citadel, or underground itself are the best places for a citadel.

Another thing to note is that while extreme weather is very hard to work around, once you get settled in and work it out of the way it becomes a serious detriment to your enemies.

>>39259
Yeah, but if we're not near the river, we don't get access to clean running water.

Amxu 2009/09/07(Mon)10:15 No. 39269 ID: f2de2f
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>>39255
This whole area is pretty good with quite a few trees, except... We have dorfsign.

Set up camp back at the previous river fork, equidistant from the dwarf and human settlements.

>>39271
If you stay low key and make efforts to stay discrete, this should let you go undiscovered long enough to at least set up a solid start to a colony.

>>39269

Stay there. Just have to be careful while building your camp.

>>39278
no, we want at least one river crossing between dwarfs and us.

>>39279
I suggest just crossing the river so we are still at the intersection of the 3 rivers.

>>39269
Make sure the river is full of carp. That will hold the Dorfs off.

>>39280

Backtracking over the river? I support this!

Anywhere along the river in the area with vegetation should make a good spot.

Suggestion 2009/09/07(Mon)12:32 No. 39310 ID: 1689ab
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Here looks good. We're by and large protected by the river, and when the time comes, we'll have pretty easy access to good raiding locations. That road to the north between two bridges? We destroy the bridges and the caravans will be helpless.

Amxu 2009/09/07(Mon)12:37 No. 39322 ID: f2de2f
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Camp Established.
Goblins can now be assigned to BUILD, GATHER, SCOUT or whatever...

What kind of materials do we have on hand?

Ozud Start scouting around, he seems the sneaky lurky sort. Investigate the river, see if we can find any potential bridge sites that the dorfs may use, or any shallow points that could allow people to get across too easilly.

Stozo seems the burly building sort. Let's have him lay down the foundation for the tower and get a commonroom established so we don't necessarilly have to sleep outside tonight.

Amxu, use your adventurous spirit to start looking around for ideal resources. Obsidian is preferable for tower building, but any sort of quary is perfect.

Atu, start gathering up seeds and local fruits/foods.

Noko, find a nice plot of land and start farming.

List of current supplies/skills?

>>39322
Lets get at least some wood so we can start constructing some permanent homes.

And we should probably send a goblin scouting for any caves we might be able to use in the immediate vicinity, as well as bringing back a report on what kind of things are in our local area.

>>39335

This sounds reasonable. I concur.

"Lay down a foundation" is a pretty monumental task, guys. We don't even have good stone, much less the masonry to cut it square.

Amxu 2009/09/07(Mon)13:10 No. 39355 ID: f2de2f
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South of the river is kind of grassy, foresty with a bit of rocks.

>List of current supplies/skills?

What's that now?

>>39355

You do not possess any skills? Uh oh.

>>39355
Oh dear. Okay, um...

If we have no supplies, then priority number one is GET SUPPLIES. Um.

Just to be clear, we have no axes, tents, or tools of any sort?

Geez. Well if we don't, then we may as well begin sharpening rocks by banging them against each other.

We're in for the long haul guys!

>>39358
a spirit of adventure is the only skill you need.

Maybe we should run back down to that cave and bust open the crate to see if there's anything useful in there. We have no tools, apparently.

Why did we not take that crate oh god.

Ok. lets start hauling materials back to camp. Ideally you should tie a bunch of sticks and branches and things together somehow and then load rocks onto the flatbed that creates. That way we can drag a bunch of stuff back at once.

If that's too heavy, how about we just start carting back armfulls of sticks and rocks. We'll first want to sharpen one of the sticks on one of the rocks though, to make a makeshift spear in case we run into anything worrisome.

I mean, a Masonry Workshop only requires one boulder to build, right? And from there we can start churning out bricks for the foundation.

I dunno. Those fuckers in Spore could build everything out of just food. I think it was just 15 for javelins or stone axes.

Amxu 2009/09/07(Mon)15:11 No. 39464 ID: f2de2f
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Oh right... The crate... Probably would have been good to check... It's probably full of stolen valuables... Maybe illegal weapons? Probably would have given us something useful.

I guess we could send someone back to check.

Send grapefruit-tits and the skiddish one.

They look like they cold use the bonding experience.

>>39464
We DID tell you to check on and bring the crate at various moments in the past.

Also a crate that big will probably require more than one person to move as it is anyway.

>>39464
You should go and check it out but be first make sure to plant your flag on one of the males (or females) you may not come back may as well enjoy yourself.

>>39464
Look at her in the water.

So soft and inviting.

Get in the water, engage in frisky business beneath water. Act nonchalant about it.

Amxu 2009/09/07(Mon)16:09 No. 39502 ID: f2de2f
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I guess I could go, but I'd need help with it...
and you just want me to grab one of them and do that before I go? I, uh...

>>39502
No no no, there is plenty of time for that later. Take Stozo with you and go check that crate out.

Bring everyone. I don't know if you realized it but that crate was easily your height and about three of you wide. There is no way you are moving that crate with one or even two people.

I seriously doubt anyone is going to take your spot while you're gone, and even if someone does, you can take the opportunity to introduce them to your crate. And maybe what's in it too.

Plus it'll go my much quicker if everyone is helping. Use the weak skiddish guy as a spotter so you don't get ambushed.

>>39502
It's just cute to see you blush~
Grab some help and go loot the crate. Hopefully it's something useful and not assorted toy forges.

Also what exactly are you talking to?

>>39511
Clearly us, the voices in her noggin.

>>39502
Yes. You need to assert your dominance as the leader of this expedition.

Taking one or more of them and marking them as yours will show them that you mean business.

...Or you can just listen to the other voices, that's fine.

>>39502
..I suppose frisky business can wait, for the moment. But Noko sure does look alluring in the water with her top off, doesn't she? Its like she's trying to get a 'rise' out of you!

Take that burly dude, you could use the time together

Amxu 2009/09/07(Mon)17:35 No. 39555 ID: f2de2f
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We can take a straight path back, instead of weaving around through rivers, but it will still take a couple days, especially if there's something heavy we want to bring back.

I'll take Stozo with me, since he's the biggest, he'll be able to handle what I need him to do...


I MEAN LIFTING!

>>39555
Nobody implied you meant anything else.

>>39555
Sounds like a plan. Hopefully the others will have a bit of a perimiter set up by the time you return. You know, a little stick fence or something.

Remember to give Stozo lots of hugs to let him know that we appreciate the help. Maybe nibble on or rub his ear a bit too. I hear male goblins like that sort of thing.

>>39568
Well, you could simply huddle together for warmth each night and get a bit frisky. After all, he is ever so muscular, and that earring does make him look rather sexy...

>>39555
Remember, you need to get more population soon, and it takes a while after the conception to have a useful goblin. Starting a bit early wouldn't be bad~

Amxu 2009/09/07(Mon)20:14 No. 39666 ID: f2de2f
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W-we made it about half way today. We should be there by about midmorning tomorrow if we start early...

>it takes a while after the conception to have a useful goblin. Starting a bit early wouldn't be bad~

I, uh... haa... ehh... S-shut up!

>>39666
>666

SPARE US NO DETAILS, SATAN.

>>39666
He is so pretty though. You know you want to do more than just share body heat.

Just a little cuddling, maybe a tiny bit of groping couldn't hurt, right~?

Come the fuck on. Look at the way he's holding you. He's practically asking for it!

omg. Isn't he soooo cute? you should totally like... do things to him in his sleep... omg. Steal his pants. Steal his pants and swap them with your own. Wouldnt that be sooo cute? I bet he'd look so good in them... mmm... give him a kiss too... he deserves it for agreeing to help~.

>>39666
Just give it some though, Axmu. Wouldn't you like to help out? Wouldn't you like to be closer to Stozo? To have a friendship cemented with more than just being the same race and in the same situation?

Plus... it's fun :V

>>39666
Stick it in his pooper.

>>39684
Blunt, but sometimes, being blunt, forceful and direct, penetrating through the moist embrace of social expectations can leave one throbbing in contentment.

>>39675
>>39684
>>39691

I like where this is going...

I mean, that crate is bound to have some good stuff, right?

>>39666
You can feel him. He's breathing on your neck. His hand is touching your breast. You're blushing, Amxu. You want it more than you're willing to admit.

Or, consider this:
Did you know, in some cultures, the women are the ones who rule?

Wouldn't you like to be the matriarch of your new settlement? Everyone bowing down to you. Respecting you. You can make new life. You're better.

>>39720
We're allready the leader, I'd say. We have, after all, selected the location of setllment. and we decide who is accompaning us. We already are the matriarch. I just dont think we're used to it.

>>39666

Ignore the perverts. What you have right now is more than enough. You can deal with the rougher stuff further down the line.

>>39784

Ignore the prudes. What you have right now is nothing compared to what you could be having. You might find you like it rough.

>>39786
Exactly. And after all, being assertive is the trait of a good leader.

You want to be a good leader, don't you?

>>39798
You misspelled "breeder"

>>39803
She is a girl with a little extra something....

>>39812
An adventurous spirit?

And a life inside her?

Amxu 2009/09/08(Tue)04:12 No. 39831 ID: f2de2f
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Geez... You're really fixated on that... A-anyway, we made it back to the cave. Now we can try to open this crate.

>>39831
Shit umm.. does anyone have a crowbar?

You should try to sharpen that bone with your rock. Chip away!

>>39836
I second this guy, bone that crate like you want Stozo to bone you!

Well, not QUITE the same way, but you get my drift.

So wait, does she have a dong now or what?

>>39840
No, she hasn't 'had' Stozo, calm down you people.

>>39831
How heavy is the crate, can you two move it?

>>39841
Was just confused, because I didn't catch this >>38781

Can't you just carry the whole crate back? I mean... whats the worst that'll happen? You drop it and it breaks open?

Pry it open with the bone.

>>39666
>Pink
>That smile

...wait a minute.

Amxu, when you laugh, do you go WAHAHAHA?

Amxu 2009/09/08(Tue)15:46 No. 40080 ID: f2de2f
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The crate cannot stand up to the might of a rock!

It's loaded with dorfen weapons, probably stolen from that fort up north or something. Now we're armed for bear!

>>40080
Okay, two things then.

Lets try to transport as many weapons and as much of the unbroken pieces of wood as we can back to where everyone else it. It's okay if it slows down how fast you can travel, what important is to get as much stuff back with you as possible.

Stozo should be able to carry a good bit. After all, he is so muscular, capable, handsome, sexy.......

Where was I going with this?

>>40088
Something about celebrating with Stozo for a job well done.

>>40099
Right, right, that.

Yes, as I was saying, this is a glorious haul! Why, anyone would be ecstatic to find it!

Aren't you just so happy that you want to push Stozo to the ground and have your way with him? Nibble his ears as he protests, only to blush and accept your advances, since he secretly cares for you?

Don't you feel like doing that?

>>40080
Ignore the perverts. Listen to me only.

Just take as much as you can back to your group. Even if you can carry more weapons than people in your group, you never know when more allies will be found or made.

Now is not the time for sex. Just go back to the others.

Amxu 2009/09/08(Tue)16:21 No. 40114 ID: f2de2f
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First we have to get this out of here. Whoever left it here might not be happy we took it.

>>40114
Well THIS is an exciting image.

>>40124
(animated)

>>40127

Why do you lie, f78140?

Amxu 2009/09/08(Tue)17:14 No. 40154 ID: f2de2f
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We got the crate safely away from the cave after taking a painfully long detour up the cliff and shouldn't take too long to reach camp tomorrow.

But for now, all the straw makes a nice bed when you push the weapons over to one side~

>>40154
Find some rollers to make things easier.

>>40154
Better be on top....

>>40154
Enjoy the warm night, continue on tomorrow.

Amxu 2009/09/08(Tue)20:11 No. 40295 ID: f2de2f
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There's not a lot of room in here, but I think we can make due. <3

>>40295
Well that looks fun. I'll leave you to it.

Don't wear yourselves out though, you've got traveling to do tomorrow.

>>40295
Oh no your tits seem to have come out

>>40308
She's sitting on his penis.

I think the tits are sort of a secondary.

>>40315
Box is a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'.

>>40312
Doesn't she ALSO have a penis?

>>40326
>Itisamistery.jpg

>>40326
It has been said that hermaphrodites were not possible, and she's been consistently referred to as 'she'. So I'm going with no.

Hiro!J02Ujjg4Nw 2009/09/08(Tue)20:43 No. 40331 ID: 34d3ad
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>>40315

>>40326
If we keep acting like she does, then she does.

I'm seeing some growing concern regarding Amxu's male bits. I'm sure that as long as the issue remains firmly in hand it will become bigger and bigger until Gnoll provides us with some relief. In the meantime I say that the best thing to do is to just sit back ride this thing. We can all erect our own little schools of thought, and yes, continuing to act a certain way may apply some pressure, heck, it may even rub Gnoll's opinions hard enough to make him come around and make that camp cannon, but as it stands now, there probably isnt any steadfast answer, Gnoll is likely just playing it fast and easy, utalizing a sloppy cannon as it were. So no need to get a rise out of it, ok guys?

Durandal!swQABHZA/E 2009/09/08(Tue)22:23 No. 40400 ID: d07841
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>>40397
>innuendo

>>40328
She would be the applied pronoun for a hermaphrodite anyways.