wait, hold on. this might sound crazy but what if you let him eat you? its fairly easy to hit something from the inside after all.

>>379283
I don't think we can safely assume that his freezing innards are less dangerous than his fists.

Coffee Princess 2012/01/11(Wed)18:48 No. 379306 ID: 16a987
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>>379252
>You let out a wail. In hopes those adventurers hear you. At least maybe they can finish what you might not be able to.

>>379270
>>379283
>You run at the mighty beast and leap higher than you've ever jumped before.

-Eat me you ice demon! I want to be your princess!

>The monsters mouth snaps shut with you inside it. Let's hope this is a good idea...

Coffee Princess 2012/01/11(Wed)18:49 No. 379307 ID: 16a987
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>>379293
>Not much choice at this point.
*Splash!*

-Oh noes you two?!

>>379265
>You start Ripping off your dress...

-W-w-Wat are you doing?!

-Undressing, So should you!

-What! Here? Now? I... I'm not ready for this!

-Arg! I don't have time for this!

-You're right, take me now!

Coffee Princess 2012/01/11(Wed)18:49 No. 379308 ID: 16a987
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-GENGETSU NENSHOU NAMI!

>A swirling wave or steaming hot coffee jets from your sword beaming outwards!

-Aarrhh! Damn you! This world is mine! it is my birth right! Ahh! I'll never be dead you wench! My soul lives on in all that dies! in all the hates and in all that feels the cold touch of greed! I'll be back! just you wait! I'll be ba...

>>379308
...hot lesbo victory sex in the bushes?

No, probably not. Get yer clothes back on and give the smoldering corpse a few kicks for good measure. Then I guess, it's time to see if we can find our way back home.

>>379336
Our dress was torn off. :V putting it back on may or may not be possible.

>Here? Now? I... I'm not ready for this!

Full of win. Knowing that your attack probably tore all her clothes off and she's most likley clinging on to your leg for dear life.
You win coffee princess, you win.

Coffee Princess 2012/01/11(Wed)22:23 No. 379378 ID: 16a987
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>You stand triumphant, sword hoisted high above your head, your enemy slain, The princess is safe at your feet... Today was a long day...

-Is?.. Is it over? *Gasp*! Y-your hair?!

-Ugly isn't it? The gengetsu nenshou nami converts almost all of my soul into raw spiritual energy. Leaving me with only a single lock of my soul... Don't worry it grows back...

>You fall to the ground, the soft mud lathers your back... It's still hot from the coffee waves... Your exhausted, burning that much of your soul took it's tole on you. Indeed were it to not have slain the beast you'd no chance against him...

>>379339
>Indeed, both our cloths are gone, save a few scattered remains...

>>379342
>Thank you...

>>379336
>There's no corps left to kick, everything that remained melted into the ground, he's tree food now. You know where you are and how to get home. Perhaps through the forest to avoid peering eyes... Sex? With Bonbon? I doubt either of us have the strength to... Besides she probably doesn't feel that way for us... No, she probably just see's me as a friend.

>You're right, take me now!
Yeah, she doesn't.

Hey, what's that blue thing in the tree behind and to your left?

E-even the soul b-between your legs...

>>379378

Hey, I'm just happy you're stacked.
...
I mean alive.
Both, really.

>>379378
>No, she probably just see's me as a friend.

See:
>You're right, take me now!

You can't possibly be that dense, can you? Regardless, sex doesn't seem like a good idea right now. You're both exhausted. Just keep in mind that she does not just see you as a friend.

How embarrassing! Use the remaining cloth scraps and wrap them around your head like a towel.

Does Bonbon have any special abilities? Is her kingdom anywhere close? Go there if you can. Also invite her to a secluded skiing holiday for when you get out of this mess. Just you, her and a warm cabin with a log fire in the mountains... who knows what could happen...

your "friend" responded to you telling her to take her cloths of with "take me now" she's interested in you romantically. though right now probably isn't the time for that sort of thing.

you need to make it to town before you pass out. would it be possible to make some sort of crude covering so you don't show up at the town naked? that is unless bonbon was out here as part of group. if she's not alone that would make getting decent as easy as asking to borrow someones cloak.

Coffee Princess 2012/01/12(Thu)21:12 No. 379580 ID: 16a987
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>>379420
>>379481
>>379386
>*Sigh* You're right... I didn't notice in the heat of the moment, I didn't even hear what she said on the spot... I was always worried about how she'd react, guess I wound up convincing myself it would never happen. I'm glad we have something now...

-Bonbon, did you bring anyone with you?

-Hmm? No, I set out alone to save you from the ice king. But I found you here on the way... Why?

-Oh euh... Well never mind then.

>That's some torn fabric from the suit Bonbon was wearing...

>>379408
>Glad to be alive as well...

>>379388
>*Blush* Yes... the technique used up all the hair from my body, even down there...

>>379460
>She can dance the ballet, Sing like a bird and bake a fine cake... But aside from that she kinda a dolt... That's what worries me... She's fragile, her bones are made of candy and her body's made of marshmallow... Why did she risk herself fighting? She could of gotten hurt. or worst, she could of died...

-Remind me... Is your home nearby?

-A few hours, You?

-Half a day, we'll go to your place. Once there we'll find a way to sneak in okay? Ack! I have to rest first...

>You move over into a large bush... bonbon Picks up the visible discarded pieces of clothes, scurries over to you and gets comfortable...

-we're far away from everything so I don't think someone will find us, plus we're nowhere near the roads.

-After all this, I'm gonna go exile myself for a while... at least until my hair grows back a little... I *Yawn*~I want you to come with me... Just you and me alone somewhere...

>She's asleep... Her soft skin pressed against yours, She snores ever so gently with a tiny hum... *Yawn* I need to rest now... Just a little... Just enough to get moving...

I Just wanted to draw something cute before going along with the quest~

~coffee time, come on grab your friend and go to very distant lands, with Mocha the princess and Bonbon the princess, fun times never end, it coffee time~

>>379580
Your samurai cowlick hair looks stupid as hell on you
Grow your hair back fast, next time you use all your coffee hair, use it all instead of leaving just a cowlick. Your no samurai.

Where in the hell does a Coffee goddamn princess learn weird as hell martial arts techniques? Did you happen across some pre-mushroom war ruins with old shitty foreign videos where people call out their attacks and just shout 'em out and decided "Hey, you know what would be cool? Dressing up my cool magical attacks with BIG FANCY FOREIGN WORDS I DON'T KNOW THE MEANING OF, just like in my sentai shows!"

Who taught you this stuff? This isn't very princessy, unless you're like Muscle Princess.

>>379580
[?]D'aww. :3c
Also, quest hug unlocked. [/?]

yessssssss, we suddenly got the hot coffee mod. Lets load that sucker up!

>>379580
Well, if that's how things are then you should consider merging your kingdoms.

Coffee Princess 2012/01/16(Mon)17:32 No. 380257 ID: 16a987
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>You wake up to the sound of two young adventurers.

-Something is very wrong here!

-I keep telling you it's fine!

-Nooo! First there's no monster and now they're unconscious!

-It's fine Finn! I've got everything under control.

-What's going on!

-I'll tell you later.

-Nooo! what's happening? why are they naked?!

-I'll tell you later!

-Why is she grabbing her boob! Why is she bald? What is all this!

-Finn! I'll handle this, just stay here

*pout*

>The dog stumbles on over to you covering his eyes...

-Sorry about all this princesses... We heard you scream and figured the worst. But I guess it wasn't that kind of scream *He~heh* I'll leave you two alone.

-_ _ _

>>380257
Tell him it was that kind of scream but you won the fight against the monster anyway. Tell him you'll say more once you're more presentable.

"no it was, may notice my lack of hair, it was consumed to beat the beast. do you perchance have some clothing?"

Coffee Princess 2012/01/16(Mon)20:39 No. 380288 ID: 16a987
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>>380260
>>380263
-no it was, may notice my lack of hair, it was consumed to beat the beast. do you perchance have some clothing?

-You used your hair?

-Yes, I'll explain more when I'm more presentable.

Okay sure, Hold on.

>The dog twists around grabbing large handfuls of leaf and bundles them up with string from his friends pack...

-Here. It's not quite presentable... But it should last at least until we return right? Heheh... Try not to have to much fun before we get back~

Eh?! *blush* It's not what you think!

>The dog swoops up his companion and stretches away...

>>379739
>it might be difficult, the breakfast domain and the candy domain haven't been seeing each other eye to eye for a while now...

>>379707
>Hot coffee mod?

>>379656
>Using all of my soul could prove somewhat lethal, it's how my late master died... I don't really chose where it goes, it just burns from the top up. But I do agree with you, I'm Pretty ugly... Unlike my two sisters, the king isn't my biological father, My real father was a great warrior, as tall as he was strong and fast, he saved my mother from a bear and I was later conceived, my mother then married the coffee king when I was young. I never found out who my real father is... My step father, Lord Van Hüt, noticed my striking potential, had me trained and put me in charge of the guard.and there you have it.

>I think those two are off to look for clothes for us, what should we do in the mean time?

-_ _ _

Prolonged makeout session.

sit down and start talking about a merger of your two respective kingdoms. if they are next to each other you could have the new area be a neutral ground where candy and breakfast people can talk.

Why merge the kingdoms? They're fine just as they are. You can treat each other nicely without being the same kingdom.

>>380293
+1 to the man in the pointy hat

>>380293
so not the time.

you should probably tell the kid about the ice monster. it said it was going to be back, it could be the kind of thing that can't be predominantly killed, it was ranting about how it would come back as it was melting. there is also probably a reason it was sealed rather than destroyed

>>380293
Oh yes.

>>380319
Yes, this sounds about right.
Also, naked lesbian makeouts are best not done in front of adventurers.

The kid's gone. When he comes back, sure.

Now's a good time to sit down and ask your admirer how she really feels about you.

>>380326
sounds marginally better than
>>380293
Adding impulse to both, but tiebreaker impulse to former

Don't look now, but Bonbon has an adorable nosebleed.

You're probably overloading her candy brain with your hardly covered mocha butt.

But eh, let her. Not only is good for inter-kingdom relations, you also probably work out more than most other princess. You deserve to have your lunge toned figure admired once in a while.

Coffee Princess 2012/01/18(Wed)19:53 No. 380819 ID: 16a987
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>>380326
>>380330
>>380419
~Bonbon... Remember what you said yesterday?

-Mocha... I... I've always...

-It's okay Bonbon... I know...

>You lean over your sword.

-You're... You're really beautiful... I just...

-Keheh! Then come and get some...

Coffee Princess 2012/01/18(Wed)19:53 No. 380820 ID: 16a987
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>>380293
>>380304
>>380321
>The pink haired women walks over to you and with a swift movement you grab her and begin to kiss... You lean up against a tree but eventually slide down, resting her on your leg you grope her plump behind with your nimble digits...

-*Gasp* I've always wanted you Mocha... Your all I've ever dr-

>Your tongue rubs and strokes hers within her mouth, her mouth tastes like sweet candy, you lick her tongue wanting more... her nose drools mounds of blue blood on your face, which pools and spills onto your body... Her warm, squishy marshmallow body presses onto yours. Bonbon's pelvis rubs slowly against your leg...

>Throughout all this you wonder to your self... Where am I going after all this? Do I even have a goal? what is it I want to do?

-_ _ _

well i dont know where were going from here. When those guys come back, take the clothes ride the dog back home and have sex, all in all if we dont find sometying to do this quest is over. A very good end if you ask me!

that ice monster probably needs to be tracked down and sealed away again, preferably in something less like a crown and more like a giant stone tablet with "danger, sealed monster inside. can corrupt people with even brief physical contact" chiseled into it. you also need to see about absorbing the ice kingdom if only so its people don't have to deal with anarchy or an incompetent king. but for now you have a new girlfriend to have fun with.

GOOD END

that is all i want to see

Going home, maybe making peace between your two countries... uh... finding out why she's bleeding from the nose so much...

>>380820
Remember that the Adventurers could return at any moment.
Also, you should obviously go get married because life is clearly hard and fast here.

Coffee Princess 2012/01/19(Thu)17:49 No. 381035 ID: 16a987
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>Upon the heroes return you warn them of the impending return of the wicked ice demon and leave it in their trusting hands... They escort you to your new lovers castle where you prepare for a splendid exile in a skiing resort, during which your soul made a full recovery.

>Several months later Mocha and Bonbon got married in the small town of strudel. After which the land of breakfast and deserts eventually meet ways and a new belt of kingdoms and townships bridged them together... within said belt, Mocha founded a town known for its chocolate coffee...

>And so our beloved heroines lived happily ever after and never had any kids, Because they were lesbians...

~THE END~

Suggestion 2012/01/19(Thu)17:56 No. 381040 ID: 1b0f2f
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>>381035

>And so our beloved heroines lived happily ever after and never had any kids, Because they were lesbians...

This does justice to Adventure Time

Congrats on finishing your first quest.

>>381040
Seconded.
Loved it start to finish.
Planning to do fan art.

Bamump!3GqYIJ3Obs 2012/01/20(Fri)03:54 No. 381144 ID: becb83
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an epic tail of intrigue and delight, it was an honor

ANTI SPOILER
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>>381151
Need one more, dude.

oh, and
>And so our beloved heroines lived happily ever after and never had any kids, Because they were lesbians...
Just because they're lesbians doesn't mean they didn't have kids.