[Burichan] [Futaba] [Nice] [Pony]  -  [WT]  [Home] [Manage]
[Catalog View] :: [Graveyard] :: [Rules] :: [Quests] :: [Discussions] :: [Wiki]

[Return] [Entire Thread] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]
Posting mode: Reply
Name
Email
Subject   (reply to 359931)
Message
File []
Password  (for post and file deletion)
  • Supported file types are: GIF, JPG, PNG, SWF
  • Maximum file size allowed is 10000 KB.
  • Images greater than 250x250 pixels will be thumbnailed.
  • Currently 41314 unique user posts. View catalog

File 131926922240.jpg - (230.08KB , 719x539 , Fightquest1.jpg )
359931 No. 359931 ID: f72f26

SELECT YOUR CHAMPION!!!
Expand all images
>>
No. 359936 ID: 35bcde

ends in sex.
>>
No. 359940 ID: 4f24ea

Well alright! Let's go with Edmund.
>>
No. 359945 ID: ccb4d4

Bangles!
>>
No. 359946 ID: d60822

Edmund.
>>
No. 359947 ID: a0c945

Bangles
>>
No. 359957 ID: 0d7a83

Bangles, GO!
>>
No. 359970 ID: f61b94

Tron! Wait, no. Edmund.
>>
No. 359972 ID: 1444d5

Edmund.
I really hope this is actually on the games Grid.
>>
No. 359973 ID: 8c0848

Bangles. Gnoll power!
>>
No. 359974 ID: 8e18cd

Gnoll Power. Bangles
>>
No. 359975 ID: e55966

Bangles Power : Gnoll
>>
No. 359976 ID: db03a4

Bangles
>>
No. 359978 ID: 52432f

Bangles
>>
No. 359980 ID: ec0bf5

Bangles!
>>
No. 359982 ID: 8f0a51

Edmund.
>>
No. 359985 ID: c7b6c2

Edmund!
>>
No. 359987 ID: bccf7b

TRON!

I mean Bangles.
>>
No. 359989 ID: bdc18a

Edmund
>>
No. 359991 ID: f72f26
File 131929927134.jpg - (174.02KB , 818x612 , Fightquest2.jpg )
359991

BANGLES HAS BEEN SELECTED

Edmund: "hah! you don't stand a chance against me dog-demon!"

THERE ARE NO RULES, LAST PROGRAM STANDING WINS.

END OF LINE.
>>
No. 359993 ID: e55966

no matter what happens dont whimper
>>
No. 359994 ID: 8f0a51

>>359991
Walk over that narrow platform. Put your back against the wall. Attack with utter impunity.
>>
No. 359995 ID: 2563d4

>>359991
Disregard shiny glowy bollocks.
Lunge for the throat.
GNOLLS.
>>
No. 360036 ID: 857d4b

>>359991
If there's no rules then throw the disc exactly where he is standing without banking it off the ceiling.
>>
No. 360054 ID: 35bcde

>>359991
Bite the disk.
>>
No. 360057 ID: 0448b9

Throw it at him immediately.
>>
No. 360060 ID: b79855

>>359995
this
>>
No. 360061 ID: e79d6a

>>359991

Summon Recognizers.
>>
No. 360062 ID: 164815

>>360057

Do this but be ready to avoid his counter attack
>>
No. 360091 ID: 1444d5

Leap across to the other platform, bonk head of opponent with disc.
>>
No. 360102 ID: 4f24ea

>banles
>fuck y'all
>>
No. 360142 ID: 8ed09e

Wait for him to throw his disc, then hit it with your own while still holding it.
>>
No. 360147 ID: b6edd6

>>360142
Seconding this.
>>
No. 360148 ID: 78b9fc

>>359995

GO FOR DA THROAT
>>
No. 360151 ID: f72f26
File 131934630172.png - (85.10KB , 818x612 , Fightquest3.png )
360151

Bangles: "nobody calls me a demon and lives!!"

Edmund: woah!
>>
No. 360153 ID: 35bcde

>>360151
Leap over and push him off!
>>
No. 360154 ID: f72f26
File 131934641218.png - (84.68KB , 818x612 , Fightquest4.png )
360154

Bangles: "rah!"
>>
No. 360158 ID: f72f26
File 131934659196.png - (78.84KB , 818x612 , Fightquest5.png )
360158

Bangles: "eeeeaah!"

Edmund: "YES! gotcha!"
>>
No. 360160 ID: f72f26
File 131934666206.png - (92.98KB , 818x612 , Fightquest6.png )
360160

Edmund: Ha ha! that was a pretty crappy demon. who's next?

GAME OVER

EDMUND TWEWY IS VICTORIOUS
>>
No. 360161 ID: e55966

bangles : if you can communicate from the digital ether, whimper
>>
No. 360165 ID: c7b6c2

...wow.
Damn it, I lost my bet.
>>
No. 360167 ID: e79d6a

Poor Bangles got derezzed.
>>
No. 360172 ID: b79855

welp
>>
No. 360173 ID: 4f24ea

>>360160
Haha, Bangles was such a loser. Told you we should have gone with Ed.
>>
No. 360212 ID: 708297

The Tron theme made me so happy, js.
>>
No. 360219 ID: 857d4b

I can't tell if she lost because random suggestions were turned into two actions instead of one or because her crippling stupidity pretty much made the latter an inevitability.
>>
No. 360840 ID: f72f26
File 131951559004.png - (141.98KB , 712x533 , Fightquest7.png )
360840

May the prettiest bird win!
>>
No. 360842 ID: b79855

Down the runway! Go go go!
>>
No. 360843 ID: c7b6c2

Oh dear god.
>>
No. 360845 ID: 857d4b
File 131951611655.png - (189.46KB , 593x945 , Liam dancer with hat.png )
360845

Well, I don't really have much in terms of fashionable clothing, but I do have this old dancing costume I used to wear during the holiday festivities...

I'm pretty happy that it still fits! It's a bit more masculine than I usually go for but hey, it makes me feel pretty and that's what counts, right?

Plus, I love this silly hat!
>>
No. 360846 ID: c7b6c2

OH DEAR GOD.
>>
No. 360851 ID: b79855

>this_isnt_even_my_final_hat.png
>>
No. 360852 ID: db03a4

>>360845
oh murr
>>
No. 360856 ID: 47d82e

>>360845

Liam has just gone above Yisi in my eyes <3
>>
No. 360873 ID: 47d82e
File 131951885023.png - (445.05KB , 480x800 , dasaki.png )
360873

I'm not sure if I can top that wonderful outfit, and mine certainly isn't as masculine, but here goes.

I decided on one of my more traditional outfits, a kimono-styled top and skirt.

I love it, even if it doesn't have a matching hat like Liam's.
>>
No. 360933 ID: ebecc6
File 131953855452.jpg - (5.33KB , 105x108 , 1292160212904.jpg )
360933

>>360856
>>360873
>two Dasakis
>one thread
>>
No. 360935 ID: cd2742

>>360873
But does that Kimono have easy access in the back?
>>
No. 360936 ID: 210977

this got really weird really quick.
>>
No. 360950 ID: dcb8dc

Well.

I didn't see this coming.
>>
No. 360956 ID: 0d7a83

Peep.
>>
No. 360961 ID: 7bd4dc

I don't think I want to fight thread anymore...
>>
No. 361010 ID: 0448b9

Dasaki, go fucking super saiyan and KameHameHa the.. guy in the face!
>>
No. 361015 ID: 8c0848
File 131958174427.png - (56.74KB , 490x433 , Judgewhat.png )
361015

Okay, so... What's the deal? What are we judging? I don't even know why I was picked for this.

At least one of them is a dude, right?
>>
No. 361019 ID: 0448b9

So what's going on?
Is no one fighting? Whatever happens I vote Dasaki.
>>
No. 361022 ID: 3fd4fb

>>361019
It is basically impossible to understand what is going on here unless you read >>/questdis/342789.
>>
No. 361023 ID: b776d0

I so vote Dasaki.
>>
No. 361028 ID: ec0bf5

Rynh, this is a fashion contest. You're judging which of them has the -snrk- best outfit. Aren't they manly? Pffhahaha, so manly...
>>
No. 361034 ID: 8e18cd
File 131958392449.png - (408.11KB , 1000x1000 , Verremar Chooses.png )
361034

Oh please... both of them look like they've come from a pride parade and I just HATE those. Nothing classy about them.

My vote goes for the cute half-dragon boy that's sitting next to me. Since at least he looks modest and stylish.

I hope we could meet backstage later to discuss... fashion.
>>
No. 361036 ID: c71597

>>361034
Dude, that's a girl, and she's underage.
>>
No. 361046 ID: d6ae01
File 131958532019.png - (54.58KB , 395x358 , Kinasa.png )
361046

Oh wow. Um. You both are very weird looking tezakians. I mean- I didn't mean- sorry. It's okay if you look a little weird. I mean not that you do.

You both look fine.

I think the yellow one, was it Liam? I think mister Liam's outfit looks nicer, and it's not just because I like red. I mean I do, but that's not the only thing I'm looking at.

Not that I'm looking at--

I like Liam's outfit better. I pick Liam. For the contest.
>>
No. 361047 ID: 3bd8ec

>>361046
But... Kinasa, you're not a judge!
>>
No. 361049 ID: c7b6c2

THIS IS THE MOST CONFUSING CONTEST I HAVE EVER SEEN
IT IS CONFUSING ME BOTH MENTALLY AND SEXUALLY
>>
No. 361051 ID: ec0bf5

Um, only the three people who got the most votes are supposed to judge...
>>
No. 361052 ID: d6ae01
File 131958588538.png - (50.04KB , 395x358 , Kinasa2.png )
361052

>>361047
Oh peep- I thought anyone could come in and look at sexy bir- I mean I got lost. I'll just. Um.

I gotta go bye.
>>
No. 361053 ID: 4cb19a

>>361052
You should probably stay, you're the most competent judge we've had so far.
>>
No. 361054 ID: e210f7

Look what you've done. You ruined the whole contest!
>>
No. 361055 ID: 8c0848
File 131958646886.png - (36.23KB , 320x380 , ohnoyoudidnt.png )
361055

>>361034
Really?

I'm still not sure what the hell is going on and now I got grandpa here hitting on me. This whole thing is kind of fucked, if you ask me.
>>
No. 361058 ID: 178c80
File 131958685130.png - (14.38KB , 640x640 , tory_judges.png )
361058

You- both- are absolutely disgusting! I cannot fucking believe I had to hop here just for this! All the work, the energy that could have been spent on much cooler things, like explosions, was spent to come here to look at some birds being whores.

Hmph! 0 score for both, you both are failures! And as punishment for your utter failure, I sentence you both to death! Execution me-

-oh wait, you have a hat. Hats are always nice That is a minor plus, even tho you look like a complete whore. 0.01 points.

Now, let me think for a while. I need to come up with an awesome way to kill the loser! Orbital lasers perhaps? Hahahaa!

... I am allowed to kill the loser, am I not?
>>
No. 361060 ID: 3af198

Woah, Woah, Woah!
seems like everyone is a little bit confused
first things first

>>361022
this guy's right you gotta read this first to make sense of things!

For those who don't Like learning for themselves: a little clarification.

>>361019
>>361023
Only Judges get a vote, for this competition the three judges are RYNH, VERREMAR and TORY Sinclair

>>361015
Rynh, You were chosen as a judge because you are a beloved public Icon. As a public Icon your qualification is irrelevant people will want you opinion over a pro judge nine time out of ten

your Job is simple: pick which bird is Sexiest/most fashionable/would make the best meal/look best mounted on your wall etc. essentially choose which you Prefer.

heck you could choose all of these, and scale each category.

also they are both men
>>
No. 361062 ID: 917cac

>>361058
Finally a real verdict

also yes Tory, you get to punish the loser (I'll explain later)
but first we must wait for the verdit of your fellow judges
>>
No. 361063 ID: c23404

>>361058
TORY THIS WHOLE CONTEST IS A JOKE FULL OF DISGUSTING BEAST PEOPLE TRYING TO ENCORING EACH OTHER TO MATE AND MAKE MORE DISGUSTING BEAST PEOPLE! ITS ONLY HOPE IS TO BE CLEANSED BY YOUR MACHINES, NO ONE WINS EVERYONE DIES!! DON'T EVEN WASTE YOUR TIME MOCKING THEM UNLESS YOU'RE MOCKING THEM WHILE YOU DESTROY THEM WITH YOUR SUPER AWSOME KILLING MACHINES!!!
>>
No. 361068 ID: 72d8c7

I say we call it a unanimous lose:lose, and have the judges vote over how best to punish the participants.

Then have that break into a fight between the judges.

Or we could just skip that an put the 3 in a cage fight with only what they have on themselves.
>>
No. 361075 ID: e1e975

>>361015 >>361034 >>361046 >>361052 >>361055 >>361058
this thread is amazing now.

>>
No. 361077 ID: c7b6c2

>>361068
Honestly this might be the best course of action. No one really won, not even the viewers. Okay maybe the ones that like scantily-dressed birds did.
>>
No. 361081 ID: a899f1

>>361068
Haha agree
>>
No. 361089 ID: 510737

>>361063
YEAH!
>>
No. 361091 ID: 0d095c

I vote that Tory snaps and tries to kill everyone, and Verremar and Rynh are forced to team up and go on a quest to stop him.

Then we get on with the next match.
>>
No. 361112 ID: bccf7b

>>361068
TURN ABOUT IS FAIRE PLAY~

As in we stick them all in something frilly in a cage match on a really big stage for everyone to see.

Everyone.
>>
No. 361114 ID: c7b6c2

>>361112
Actually, this'd be most excellent.
>>
No. 361123 ID: 857d4b
File 131960377177.png - (290.59KB , 1262x808 , preview2.png )
361123

...What?

>>360845
What do you mean, "at least one of them is a guy!?" We're both guys! Hell, I'm more of a man than he'll ever-

>Liam, calm down!

I WILL NOT CALM DOWN!

>>361034
YOU! What do you mean, pride parade!? This is a ceremonial outfit! A dancing outfit! Does this look like armor to you? Why would I wear THIS to a pride parade!

>Liam, I don't think he means military pri-

>>361058
AND YOU! My hat is the only thing that looks nice!? In this outfit I am the epitome of nevrean masculinity, beauty and grace, there is far more to this look than MY HAT! If you think the rest of me is disgusting you... You... Augh! I don't know where to even begin with you!

>At least he complimented your hat...

*sigh* Yeah. Alright, you're not entirely on the shitlist. It is a nice hat.

>>361063
>>361077
>>361081
>>361089
>>361091
YOU chucklefucks though, who the hell do you think you are!? Especially you people who want the weird-eyed guy to kill us, you make me sick. What's the matter, am I not butch enough for you faggots? Are my feathers too vibrant, does it make you feel bad about your own chances at finding a mate? Hell, I'm freaking MARRIED, why the hell are you people jealous of-

>Liam, that's not it at all, their gender roles are reversed, their females are pretty and their males are butch. They think you look gay.

...What? That makes no sense.

Well if that's the case you people are just shitheads intolerant of other people's cultures then.

>I'm going to go powder my beak, want to come with?

*sigh* Yeah, sure Yisi.
>>
No. 361126 ID: 217123

*golf clap*
>>
No. 361127 ID: 74b8e7

>>361123
Are you saying that you went to a BEAUTY CONTEST without being ready to DIE at the judgement of the crowd? It sounds like you're not taking this contest seriously enough, that's pretty weak.
>>
No. 361139 ID: 2d6d07

It sure is a tough decision. Leaning Liam audience.
>>361123 That does explain the "more masculine" bit I guess.
>>
No. 361140 ID: 8e18cd
File 131961228846.png - (469.58KB , 1000x1000 , Verremar Responds.png )
361140

>>361055

Hey, I'm not gramps for crying adult! I'm hitting 90 next year, I'm still young adult!

Would you like to go to 'All you can eat Bacon restaurant' after this farce ends? My treat.

>>361058

You sound a like you have some kind of repressed homosexuality problem. Look at you. You dress like a villain from a children's cartoon, you are attracted to such phallic symbols as towers, missiles, rockets and such. And explosion thing? An euphemism for ejaculation.

Here's $500. For your sake and everyone elses. Get yourself laid with a cute girlyboy or a pack of burly men if that's what you're after. Maybe then you start spazzing out like some villain from an old Earth cartoon. And while you're at it. Get yourself some new clothes. The one that don't spell "I'm a repressed homosexual" all over.


And my vote still goes for Ryhn? Is that his name. I think so.
>>
No. 361142 ID: 35e1a0

...
okay Ryhn, i am now all for you kicking his ass.
>>
No. 361146 ID: 1854db

>>361140
Rynh, I think you should take him up on his offer. It'll be fun, especially at the end when he figures out you're a girl.
>>
No. 361148 ID: d60822

I vote Rynh vs Verremar for next fight.
>>
No. 361180 ID: f5e4b4

I think you should all team up to beat up Verremar. Everybody wins.
>>
No. 361181 ID: 95d058

>>361180
upvote this
>>
No. 361183 ID: 271626
File 131962971040.png - (105.02KB , 612x781 , dasaki2.png )
361183

>>361123
Well, it seems my opponent's attitude doesn't always match his style and while I agree with most of his points, there's a few things I'd like to say myself.

>>361015
Yes I'm a guy, though I could pretend I wasn't if you'd be more interested that way~

>>361034
Why would I wear this to a pride parade? This is one of my more casual outfits in comparison to what I have for those, since I've spent enough time around other races to know how to appeal to them. I'm sure I even have a few things that you'd enjoy seeing me in~

>>361058
As for you, the fact that I'm a whore has nothing to do with this! This is all about fashion, which you obviously don't have. And killing the loser? What kind of phycho are you!?

>>361046
You're only voting for Liam because I got to Sekani before you, aren't you?

As for the rest of you, I'm going to have to agree with Liam.
>>
No. 361184 ID: 1854db

>>361183
>You're only voting for Liam because I got to Sekani before you, aren't you?

Oh god let's not start claiming that porn in OC sessions is canon, please. That's just trodding over the characters' personality and stories. Sekani has no reason to screw another guy, much less THIS character.
>>
No. 361221 ID: ec0bf5

>>361123
Well, Liam, it kind of doesn't help that both the guy you're competing with AND one of the judges AND someone else well-known who dresses like you are now actually ARE all extremely and aggressively gay.

>>361183
Well, to be fair, you paid for that... uh... whoops, that just makes it worse, sorry Kinasa...
>>
No. 361223 ID: 2ab4c6

I think they all look awesome. Although, I have to place my vote on Dasaki. His outfit, being mostly green, compliments his feathers very well.
>>
No. 361228 ID: 178c80
File 131965105735.png - (13.99KB , 640x640 , tory_judge_2.png )
361228

Damn right I should destroy everyone in this room. Teddy; flip this table!
>"Affirmative, master."

Bird with hat; don't make me take those pathetic 0.1 points from you.

And you dragon dude. Who the fuck are you. And tell me why shouldn't my robots turn you into a purse!
>>
No. 361229 ID: e88782

finally the quest has turned in wath it should be!kill the dragon!
>>
No. 361231 ID: e55966

FIGHT THREAD
>>
No. 361243 ID: 4f9575

>>361228
Table hits target for critical damage, thus initiating the 5-way brawl.
>>
No. 361249 ID: 0d095c

Okay, I'm pretty sure this is how it will go down: Liam dodges the table and lunges for Tory in a fit of rage, while Dasaki gets hit by the table. Rynh will be battling Tory's robots in a contest of fire breathing. I know nothing of Verremar, so he's a wild card. Therefore I think it's

60/40 Tory and his battle robots win,.
Of that 40% victory chance, it's 20/20 Rynh defeats everyone in the brawl, 10/10 Liam kills everyone in his effeminate rage, and 5/5 either Verremar or Dasaki somehow achieve victory. Somehow.
>>
No. 361253 ID: e3f578

Lonely world planned for this when he asked for judges
you goddamn know it
fight fight fight fight fight
>>
No. 361254 ID: d6ae01
File 131965853938.png - (91.87KB , 500x400 , Kinasa3.png )
361254

>>361183
Oh, you silly goose. Why would I care about that? Sekani isn't my mate! He can do whatever (or whoever) he wants. I don't mind...

And he's not even red! I mean sure he can make pretty fire and I wouldn't say no if he wanted to--
>>
No. 361255 ID: d6ae01
File 131965866817.png - (84.74KB , 500x400 , Kinasa I mean sekani 4.png )
361255

WHAT. What the fuck are you-- We have never had sex! Anything suggesting otherwise is not canon! I am not gay for starters and for another we're not even the same race--

Okay I guess I've not been very picky about races but the point is I'm straight and I have a girlfriend!

And I'd never dom anyone! Except when Amiel asks me too but even then I ask first!

We never did anything. End of story!
>>
No. 361256 ID: db03a4

>>361255
peep me you savage~
>>
No. 361266 ID: 35dc55

RYNH VERREMAR DASAKI LIAM KINASA SENAKI (EVERYONE NOT/NOT BELONGING TO TORY)

Tory is pretty damn overpowered compared to the rest of you, but it's only from his two bodyguards he is controlling and maybe some personal weapon. Both of the bodyguards are more than you can handle so you have no chance in a straight fight.

They can move amazingly fast, cast instantly fatal projectile magic, breath fire, and have the strength that any blow will tear off limbs and crush organs. You have to make sure you don't get hit or even get into their line of sight. Start by following Tory's lead and throw up all the tables obscuring the bodyguards' view, then keep rushing around chaotically and possibly escaping to further buy time.

Meanwhile Rynh use the chaos to take Tory hostage at blade-point putting him between you and the bodyguards. Make sure not to leave any of your body open to get fired at by his bodyguards' magic, also hostage his ass HARD because he can be tricky and try to pull some weapon on you or open you to attack.

Then you need to disable his robots by forcing him to command them to destroy each other. Then take any weapons and devices away from him, which for him would probably involve absolutely anything that isn't fabric. Just remember that they are crazy future magical constructs, decapitation or normal fatal wounds doesn't mean they're not functional any more. Verremar being knowledgeable on future stuff should be in charge of judging when they are destroyed.
>>
No. 361267 ID: 2d6d07

>>361183
>>361255
Just what non-canon images are you talking about?
>>
No. 361281 ID: d6ae01

>>361267
Someone drew something naughty with Sekani and Dasaki. but it's not canon, and there's no intention to post it on the internet.
>>
No. 361292 ID: 510737

>>361228
machinegun the crowd while laughing maniacally
then mount their heads above your fireplace!
If you don't have one you can build one cause you are the baddest motherfucker to exist. ever.
>>
No. 361309 ID: 7b3e82

As a straight male myself, I don't really feel qualified to judge the contestants on matters of gender. This being said, I can at least put in my two cents worth on the matter.
It's all about presentation, ladies and gents. Liam's outfit is more revealing, yet at the same time more complex. A more complicated outfit means more to go wrong, but everything works out in the snapshot we're given. Secondly, he put a little more effort into the posing to show off his masculine curves. Points for that. Dasaki also put a lot of effort into his pose, showing good balance and form. However, his choice of outfit is a little too simple, including a lack of makeup, and I get more the impression of a halfhearted try out of this.
Final comparison is in overall image. Liam gives a good glamourous beauty shot, as of a professional model showing off the figure he's worked so hard to achieve and maintain. Dasaki's picture comes off as more of a natural beauty guy-next-door dressed up and ready to flirt.
My vote, if I had one, would go to Liam for knowledge of his craft, effort, and the fact that he's managed to maintain that figure despite being a married rooster.
Liam, you've still got it, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Be sure and have a few lessons ready for whatever boy your darling daughter brings home ten years from now.
>>
No. 361312 ID: 7de743

Finally, this thread has some fighting in it! I approve!
>>
No. 361338 ID: 6679d8
File 131967644505.jpg - (14.21KB , 200x250 , 71155_44285760666_3214532_n.jpg )
361338

>>361255
Fourth wall! You're breaking the fourth wall!
>>
No. 361368 ID: 857d4b
File 131968733291.png - (121.60KB , 960x540 , moon over tory.png )
361368

GAAAH! Yisi! Help me get this thing off me!

>I'm trying! It's so heavy! Peep!
>>
No. 361382 ID: b79855

Happy Ass Day, everyone!
>>
No. 361397 ID: d60822

>>361255
>not canon
It's arguably part of the meta continuity, just like this and ITQ.
>>
No. 361404 ID: 1854db

>>361397
If there is a meta continuity it can't possibly include everything that's drawn ever. It's all contradictory.
>>
No. 361405 ID: 34c044

>>361404

It's Quest-2 you fool.

In b4 Crisis Of Infinite Quests.
>>
No. 361425 ID: 857d4b
File 131972392251.png - (650.09KB , 635x823 , crisis on infinite quests.png )
361425

>>361405
In long, long after

(Seriously, this was made in 2009)
>>
No. 361439 ID: 1444d5

>>361425
Now we just need one with characters holding the appropriate "<quest author" Licks Goats" sign.
>>
No. 361874 ID: 8c0848
File 131984954138.png - (88.52KB , 734x617 , innocentandharmless.png )
361874

I don't know what to say. Things are going a little weird, but since the green one is not smashed under a table, I'll vote for that one.

>Rynh use the chaos to take Tory hostage at blade-point putting him between you and the bodyguards. Make sure not to leave any of your body open to get fired at by his bodyguards' magic, also hostage his ass HARD because he can be tricky and try to pull some weapon on you or open you to attack.

But I am an adorable kobold GIRL. I can't fight the mean man, since I am a GIRL, who is a GIRL. I might get hurt, being all a GIRL and all.

Also, I'm not seeing any pay out of this, so fuck it.
>>
No. 361878 ID: bccf7b

>>361874

The obvious solution is to invite our bird-buddies off to a nice picnic to talk things over. (But not that creepy dragon perv.)

And if talking fails, well... that's what naked mud-wrestling is for :I
>>
No. 361884 ID: 28a1c9

>>361874
Then you must take Dasaki hostage. What could go wrong other than death and rape?

Wait. Death and rape isn't that bad. Rape and death, on the other hand.
>>
No. 361889 ID: 3bd8ec

>>361874
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE ??
>>
No. 362018 ID: f72f26
File 131990142835.png - (97.17KB , 818x612 , Fightquest8.png )
362018

*TWWEEEEEEEEEEET*

referee Kirska: "DASAKI IS THE WINNER by one vote,

Tory has extracted punishment on the loser via table crush.

THIS MATCH IS OFFICIALLY OVER!"
>>
No. 362023 ID: 8e18cd
File 131990291129.png - (285.80KB , 818x612 , THIS IS THE WORST POSSIBLE THING.png )
362023

> But I am an adorable kobold GIRL.
> GIRL
> GIRL

:raritywhy:

OUT OF THE ALL WORST THINGS THAT COULD HAPPEN, THIS IS THE WORST POSSIBLE THING!
>>
No. 362024 ID: 0d095c

>>362023
What about becoming a eunuch?
>>
No. 362042 ID: bccf7b

>>362018
Oh hey, it's chicken :D
>>
No. 362051 ID: f93445

>>362023
Don't worry, I can take your mind off of it~
>>
No. 362056 ID: 1854db

>>362051
I don't see a picture. Is that supposed to be the character flirting with Verremar (who has already stated Dasaki isn't his type) or is this even more shameful?
>>
No. 362093 ID: 857d4b
File 131991482713.png - (103.45KB , 546x723 , all of the mad.png )
362093

>>362018
Now HOLD ON A MINUTE! One of the judges hasn't voted!

If Verremar's vote for Rynh counts, then Rynh and Dasaki are tied, if it does not count since Rynh is not a contestant, then Verremar has yet to vote!

And hell, fraction of points shouldn't be possible either! It should be the full point! How can a three judge yay or nay system be so difficult for you people!?

I call BULLSHIT on this! You hear me? BULL. SHIT.
>>
No. 362096 ID: 40cb26

>>362093
On one hand, I understand why you are upset and you may have a point. On the other hand your distressed expression right now is horrifying to look upon, so any changes might not be in your favor.

Calm down and make a more reasonably presented complaint.
>>
No. 362097 ID: bccf7b

>>362093

3, 2, 1... peep aneurysm.
>>
No. 362100 ID: a83682
File 131991626381.png - (148.53KB , 640x480 , Fite.png )
362100

Perhaps a runner-up judge can take his place if the homosexual dragon person won't do it properly?
>>
No. 362106 ID: ad4871

I vote Liam for is face right now(and awsome hat)
>>
No. 362131 ID: 2d6d07

>>362093
Yea.
I'm afraid I must agree with
>>362096 however.

>>362023
How easily your composure breaks.
>>
No. 362181 ID: f72f26
File 131994238116.png - (185.89KB , 736x551 , Fightquest9.png )
362181

>>362093

Kirska: "SECURITY!"

>>362023

Kirska: "V-Verremar the higher ups are dissapointed in your lack of judging, we have n-no choice but to let you go."

>>362100

Kirska: "don't call us we'll c-call you"

"everyone else, you may all return home, the show's done."
>>
No. 362183 ID: e79d6a

Welp.

Now what?
>>
No. 362184 ID: c7b6c2

>>362183
I don't know. Where's the afterparty?
>>
No. 362197 ID: 510737

>>362184
GET THE BOOZE AND THE CHICKS
Invite all the cool people (read Tory).
>>
No. 362202 ID: 6e44d2

I miss Tory. Now that guy knows how to party!
>>
No. 362282 ID: 8c0848
File 131998493879.png - (66.07KB , 461x564 , amifunnytoyou.png )
362282

>WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE ??

I don't know. You tell me what's wrong with my face and that will let me know how much will be wrong with your face after I'm done with you.

>THIS IS THE WORST POSSIBLE THING!
Why would you even think I'm a guy? I'm super girly. I got a haircut to be more girly and I wear a skirt. That's means I'm a girl... or a wizard. I'm not even making a thinly veiled attempt to make people think I'm a guy anymore, why do I still get people like this?!
>>
No. 362283 ID: 35bcde

>>362282
Both primary and secondary sexual characteristics are masked. To wit: While you have an awesome butt, you were sitting down and it was not visible. Same with your waist. Without being able to compare hips-to-shoulders or waist-to-hips, you body shape is cannot be identified.

Further, people often have trouble judging the facial features of other races within their own species without experience, "You all look the same to me" is not a racist remark but in fact an accurate reckoning of the lack of skill in this area. With an entirely different species the difficulties are, of course, magnified.

You are one of the very few, if not only, dragon-kobold mixes in existence. Not many people have the skill to judge your facial features.

Lastly, you have no tits. Flatty mcflatchest.
>>
No. 362284 ID: 35bcde

>>362283
Now that I think about it, "You all look the same to me" is rather undiplomatic to the point of racism, but that doesn't mean it isn't accurate.
>>
No. 362286 ID: 35bcde

>>362282
Oh oh! And your body language is manly as fuck! To the point where when you try to act girly people say things like "What's wrong with your face?!"
>>
No. 362293 ID: 4784be

>>362282

Nothing is wrong with your face Ryhn. You are the best Drakobold. You get all my votes.

It would probably do you some good to spend time studying your magic again though, so that your breasts can grow to at least a noticable size.

That is to say, larger then flat. An B-cup is fine too~.
>>
No. 362295 ID: bccf7b

>>362282
Because you have the incredible ability to be confident in yourself and not to cling to other people expecting them to do things for you.

Not to mention you seem to hate pink and lace.

Which breaks just about every stereotype I can think of.
>>
No. 362296 ID: d49627

>>362282
But you are a wizard, kind of.
>>
No. 362336 ID: f80f15

>>362293
What this guy said.
>>
No. 363043 ID: f7aa74
File 132018353268.png - (15.78KB , 648x387 , audience.png )
363043

so wait... that's it? i hope there's an intermission, cause i spent twenty bucks on these tickets.
>>
No. 363065 ID: 3bd8ec

>>362282
Odd, you look fine now.

I'm blaming some kind of spatial anomaly.
[Return] [Entire Thread] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Delete post []
Password