this got really weird really quick.

Well.

I didn't see this coming.

Peep.

I don't think I want to fight thread anymore...

Dasaki, go fucking super saiyan and KameHameHa the.. guy in the face!

Rynh 2011/10/25(Tue)15:29 No. 361015 ID: 8c0848
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Okay, so... What's the deal? What are we judging? I don't even know why I was picked for this.

At least one of them is a dude, right?

So what's going on?
Is no one fighting? Whatever happens I vote Dasaki.

>>361019
It is basically impossible to understand what is going on here unless you read >>/questdis/342789.

I so vote Dasaki.

Rynh, this is a fashion contest. You're judging which of them has the -snrk- best outfit. Aren't they manly? Pffhahaha, so manly...

Suggestion 2011/10/25(Tue)16:05 No. 361034 ID: 8e18cd
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Oh please... both of them look like they've come from a pride parade and I just HATE those. Nothing classy about them.

My vote goes for the cute half-dragon boy that's sitting next to me. Since at least he looks modest and stylish.

I hope we could meet backstage later to discuss... fashion.

>>361034
Dude, that's a girl, and she's underage.

Kinasa 2011/10/25(Tue)16:28 No. 361046 ID: d6ae01
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Oh wow. Um. You both are very weird looking tezakians. I mean- I didn't mean- sorry. It's okay if you look a little weird. I mean not that you do.

You both look fine.

I think the yellow one, was it Liam? I think mister Liam's outfit looks nicer, and it's not just because I like red. I mean I do, but that's not the only thing I'm looking at.

Not that I'm looking at--

I like Liam's outfit better. I pick Liam. For the contest.

>>361046
But... Kinasa, you're not a judge!

THIS IS THE MOST CONFUSING CONTEST I HAVE EVER SEEN
IT IS CONFUSING ME BOTH MENTALLY AND SEXUALLY

Um, only the three people who got the most votes are supposed to judge...

Kinasa 2011/10/25(Tue)16:38 No. 361052 ID: d6ae01
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>>361047
Oh peep- I thought anyone could come in and look at sexy bir- I mean I got lost. I'll just. Um.

I gotta go bye.

>>361052
You should probably stay, you're the most competent judge we've had so far.

Look what you've done. You ruined the whole contest!

Rynh 2011/10/25(Tue)16:47 No. 361055 ID: 8c0848
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>>361034
Really?

I'm still not sure what the hell is going on and now I got grandpa here hitting on me. This whole thing is kind of fucked, if you ask me.

Grand High Ultra Megajudge Tory Matheus Sinclair 2011/10/25(Tue)16:54 No. 361058 ID: 178c80
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You- both- are absolutely disgusting! I cannot fucking believe I had to hop here just for this! All the work, the energy that could have been spent on much cooler things, like explosions, was spent to come here to look at some birds being whores.

Hmph! 0 score for both, you both are failures! And as punishment for your utter failure, I sentence you both to death! Execution me-

-oh wait, you have a hat. Hats are always nice That is a minor plus, even tho you look like a complete whore. 0.01 points.

Now, let me think for a while. I need to come up with an awesome way to kill the loser! Orbital lasers perhaps? Hahahaa!

... I am allowed to kill the loser, am I not?

Woah, Woah, Woah!
seems like everyone is a little bit confused
first things first

>>361022
this guy's right you gotta read this first to make sense of things!

For those who don't Like learning for themselves: a little clarification.

>>361019
>>361023
Only Judges get a vote, for this competition the three judges are RYNH, VERREMAR and TORY Sinclair

>>361015
Rynh, You were chosen as a judge because you are a beloved public Icon. As a public Icon your qualification is irrelevant people will want you opinion over a pro judge nine time out of ten

your Job is simple: pick which bird is Sexiest/most fashionable/would make the best meal/look best mounted on your wall etc. essentially choose which you Prefer.

heck you could choose all of these, and scale each category.

also they are both men

>>361058
Finally a real verdict

also yes Tory, you get to punish the loser (I'll explain later)
but first we must wait for the verdit of your fellow judges

>>361058
TORY THIS WHOLE CONTEST IS A JOKE FULL OF DISGUSTING BEAST PEOPLE TRYING TO ENCORING EACH OTHER TO MATE AND MAKE MORE DISGUSTING BEAST PEOPLE! ITS ONLY HOPE IS TO BE CLEANSED BY YOUR MACHINES, NO ONE WINS EVERYONE DIES!! DON'T EVEN WASTE YOUR TIME MOCKING THEM UNLESS YOU'RE MOCKING THEM WHILE YOU DESTROY THEM WITH YOUR SUPER AWSOME KILLING MACHINES!!!

I say we call it a unanimous lose:lose, and have the judges vote over how best to punish the participants.

Then have that break into a fight between the judges.

Or we could just skip that an put the 3 in a cage fight with only what they have on themselves.

>>361015 >>361034 >>361046 >>361052 >>361055 >>361058
this thread is amazing now.

>>361068
Honestly this might be the best course of action. No one really won, not even the viewers. Okay maybe the ones that like scantily-dressed birds did.

>>361068
Haha agree

>>361063
YEAH!

I vote that Tory snaps and tries to kill everyone, and Verremar and Rynh are forced to team up and go on a quest to stop him.

Then we get on with the next match.

>>361068
TURN ABOUT IS FAIRE PLAY~

As in we stick them all in something frilly in a cage match on a really big stage for everyone to see.

Everyone.

>>361112
Actually, this'd be most excellent.

Liam 2011/10/25(Tue)21:36 No. 361123 ID: 857d4b
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...What?

>>360845
What do you mean, "at least one of them is a guy!?" We're both guys! Hell, I'm more of a man than he'll ever-

>Liam, calm down!

I WILL NOT CALM DOWN!

>>361034
YOU! What do you mean, pride parade!? This is a ceremonial outfit! A dancing outfit! Does this look like armor to you? Why would I wear THIS to a pride parade!

>Liam, I don't think he means military pri-

>>361058
AND YOU! My hat is the only thing that looks nice!? In this outfit I am the epitome of nevrean masculinity, beauty and grace, there is far more to this look than MY HAT! If you think the rest of me is disgusting you... You... Augh! I don't know where to even begin with you!

>At least he complimented your hat...

*sigh* Yeah. Alright, you're not entirely on the shitlist. It is a nice hat.

>>361063
>>361077
>>361081
>>361089
>>361091
YOU chucklefucks though, who the hell do you think you are!? Especially you people who want the weird-eyed guy to kill us, you make me sick. What's the matter, am I not butch enough for you faggots? Are my feathers too vibrant, does it make you feel bad about your own chances at finding a mate? Hell, I'm freaking MARRIED, why the hell are you people jealous of-

>Liam, that's not it at all, their gender roles are reversed, their females are pretty and their males are butch. They think you look gay.

...What? That makes no sense.

Well if that's the case you people are just shitheads intolerant of other people's cultures then.

>I'm going to go powder my beak, want to come with?

*sigh* Yeah, sure Yisi.

*golf clap*

>>361123
Are you saying that you went to a BEAUTY CONTEST without being ready to DIE at the judgement of the crowd? It sounds like you're not taking this contest seriously enough, that's pretty weak.

It sure is a tough decision. Leaning Liam audience.
>>361123 That does explain the "more masculine" bit I guess.

Suggestion 2011/10/25(Tue)23:58 No. 361140 ID: 8e18cd
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>>361055

Hey, I'm not gramps for crying adult! I'm hitting 90 next year, I'm still young adult!

Would you like to go to 'All you can eat Bacon restaurant' after this farce ends? My treat.

>>361058

You sound a like you have some kind of repressed homosexuality problem. Look at you. You dress like a villain from a children's cartoon, you are attracted to such phallic symbols as towers, missiles, rockets and such. And explosion thing? An euphemism for ejaculation.

Here's $500. For your sake and everyone elses. Get yourself laid with a cute girlyboy or a pack of burly men if that's what you're after. Maybe then you start spazzing out like some villain from an old Earth cartoon. And while you're at it. Get yourself some new clothes. The one that don't spell "I'm a repressed homosexual" all over.


And my vote still goes for Ryhn? Is that his name. I think so.

...
okay Ryhn, i am now all for you kicking his ass.

>>361140
Rynh, I think you should take him up on his offer. It'll be fun, especially at the end when he figures out you're a girl.

I vote Rynh vs Verremar for next fight.

I think you should all team up to beat up Verremar. Everybody wins.

>>361180
upvote this

Dasaki 2011/10/26(Wed)04:48 No. 361183 ID: 271626
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>>361123
Well, it seems my opponent's attitude doesn't always match his style and while I agree with most of his points, there's a few things I'd like to say myself.

>>361015
Yes I'm a guy, though I could pretend I wasn't if you'd be more interested that way~

>>361034
Why would I wear this to a pride parade? This is one of my more casual outfits in comparison to what I have for those, since I've spent enough time around other races to know how to appeal to them. I'm sure I even have a few things that you'd enjoy seeing me in~

>>361058
As for you, the fact that I'm a whore has nothing to do with this! This is all about fashion, which you obviously don't have. And killing the loser? What kind of phycho are you!?

>>361046
You're only voting for Liam because I got to Sekani before you, aren't you?

As for the rest of you, I'm going to have to agree with Liam.

>>361183
>You're only voting for Liam because I got to Sekani before you, aren't you?

Oh god let's not start claiming that porn in OC sessions is canon, please. That's just trodding over the characters' personality and stories. Sekani has no reason to screw another guy, much less THIS character.

>>361123
Well, Liam, it kind of doesn't help that both the guy you're competing with AND one of the judges AND someone else well-known who dresses like you are now actually ARE all extremely and aggressively gay.

>>361183
Well, to be fair, you paid for that... uh... whoops, that just makes it worse, sorry Kinasa...

I think they all look awesome. Although, I have to place my vote on Dasaki. His outfit, being mostly green, compliments his feathers very well.

Grand High Ultra Megajudge Tory Matheus Sinclair 2011/10/26(Wed)10:44 No. 361228 ID: 178c80
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Damn right I should destroy everyone in this room. Teddy; flip this table!
>"Affirmative, master."

Bird with hat; don't make me take those pathetic 0.1 points from you.

And you dragon dude. Who the fuck are you. And tell me why shouldn't my robots turn you into a purse!

finally the quest has turned in wath it should be!kill the dragon!

FIGHT THREAD

>>361228
Table hits target for critical damage, thus initiating the 5-way brawl.

Okay, I'm pretty sure this is how it will go down: Liam dodges the table and lunges for Tory in a fit of rage, while Dasaki gets hit by the table. Rynh will be battling Tory's robots in a contest of fire breathing. I know nothing of Verremar, so he's a wild card. Therefore I think it's

60/40 Tory and his battle robots win,.
Of that 40% victory chance, it's 20/20 Rynh defeats everyone in the brawl, 10/10 Liam kills everyone in his effeminate rage, and 5/5 either Verremar or Dasaki somehow achieve victory. Somehow.

Lonely world planned for this when he asked for judges
you goddamn know it
fight fight fight fight fight

Kinasa 2011/10/26(Wed)12:48 No. 361254 ID: d6ae01
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>>361183
Oh, you silly goose. Why would I care about that? Sekani isn't my mate! He can do whatever (or whoever) he wants. I don't mind...

And he's not even red! I mean sure he can make pretty fire and I wouldn't say no if he wanted to--

Sekani 2011/10/26(Wed)12:51 No. 361255 ID: d6ae01
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WHAT. What the fuck are you-- We have never had sex! Anything suggesting otherwise is not canon! I am not gay for starters and for another we're not even the same race--

Okay I guess I've not been very picky about races but the point is I'm straight and I have a girlfriend!

And I'd never dom anyone! Except when Amiel asks me too but even then I ask first!

We never did anything. End of story!

>>361255
peep me you savage~

RYNH VERREMAR DASAKI LIAM KINASA SENAKI (EVERYONE NOT/NOT BELONGING TO TORY)

Tory is pretty damn overpowered compared to the rest of you, but it's only from his two bodyguards he is controlling and maybe some personal weapon. Both of the bodyguards are more than you can handle so you have no chance in a straight fight.

They can move amazingly fast, cast instantly fatal projectile magic, breath fire, and have the strength that any blow will tear off limbs and crush organs. You have to make sure you don't get hit or even get into their line of sight. Start by following Tory's lead and throw up all the tables obscuring the bodyguards' view, then keep rushing around chaotically and possibly escaping to further buy time.

Meanwhile Rynh use the chaos to take Tory hostage at blade-point putting him between you and the bodyguards. Make sure not to leave any of your body open to get fired at by his bodyguards' magic, also hostage his ass HARD because he can be tricky and try to pull some weapon on you or open you to attack.

Then you need to disable his robots by forcing him to command them to destroy each other. Then take any weapons and devices away from him, which for him would probably involve absolutely anything that isn't fabric. Just remember that they are crazy future magical constructs, decapitation or normal fatal wounds doesn't mean they're not functional any more. Verremar being knowledgeable on future stuff should be in charge of judging when they are destroyed.

>>361183
>>361255
Just what non-canon images are you talking about?

>>361267
Someone drew something naughty with Sekani and Dasaki. but it's not canon, and there's no intention to post it on the internet.

>>361228
machinegun the crowd while laughing maniacally
then mount their heads above your fireplace!
If you don't have one you can build one cause you are the baddest motherfucker to exist. ever.

As a straight male myself, I don't really feel qualified to judge the contestants on matters of gender. This being said, I can at least put in my two cents worth on the matter.
It's all about presentation, ladies and gents. Liam's outfit is more revealing, yet at the same time more complex. A more complicated outfit means more to go wrong, but everything works out in the snapshot we're given. Secondly, he put a little more effort into the posing to show off his masculine curves. Points for that. Dasaki also put a lot of effort into his pose, showing good balance and form. However, his choice of outfit is a little too simple, including a lack of makeup, and I get more the impression of a halfhearted try out of this.
Final comparison is in overall image. Liam gives a good glamourous beauty shot, as of a professional model showing off the figure he's worked so hard to achieve and maintain. Dasaki's picture comes off as more of a natural beauty guy-next-door dressed up and ready to flirt.
My vote, if I had one, would go to Liam for knowledge of his craft, effort, and the fact that he's managed to maintain that figure despite being a married rooster.
Liam, you've still got it, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Be sure and have a few lessons ready for whatever boy your darling daughter brings home ten years from now.

Finally, this thread has some fighting in it! I approve!

Suggestion 2011/10/26(Wed)17:47 No. 361338 ID: 6679d8
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>>361255
Fourth wall! You're breaking the fourth wall!

Liam 2011/10/26(Wed)20:48 No. 361368 ID: 857d4b
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GAAAH! Yisi! Help me get this thing off me!

>I'm trying! It's so heavy! Peep!

Happy Ass Day, everyone!

>>361255
>not canon
It's arguably part of the meta continuity, just like this and ITQ.

>>361397
If there is a meta continuity it can't possibly include everything that's drawn ever. It's all contradictory.

>>361404

It's Quest-2 you fool.

In b4 Crisis Of Infinite Quests.

Suggestion 2011/10/27(Thu)06:58 No. 361425 ID: 857d4b
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>>361405
In long, long after

(Seriously, this was made in 2009)

>>361425
Now we just need one with characters holding the appropriate "<quest author" Licks Goats" sign.

Rynh 2011/10/28(Fri)17:52 No. 361874 ID: 8c0848
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I don't know what to say. Things are going a little weird, but since the green one is not smashed under a table, I'll vote for that one.

>Rynh use the chaos to take Tory hostage at blade-point putting him between you and the bodyguards. Make sure not to leave any of your body open to get fired at by his bodyguards' magic, also hostage his ass HARD because he can be tricky and try to pull some weapon on you or open you to attack.

But I am an adorable kobold GIRL. I can't fight the mean man, since I am a GIRL, who is a GIRL. I might get hurt, being all a GIRL and all.

Also, I'm not seeing any pay out of this, so fuck it.

>>361874

The obvious solution is to invite our bird-buddies off to a nice picnic to talk things over. (But not that creepy dragon perv.)

And if talking fails, well... that's what naked mud-wrestling is for :I

>>361874
Then you must take Dasaki hostage. What could go wrong other than death and rape?

Wait. Death and rape isn't that bad. Rape and death, on the other hand.

>>361874
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE ??

Lonelyworld 2011/10/29(Sat)08:17 No. 362018 ID: f72f26
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*TWWEEEEEEEEEEET*

referee Kirska: "DASAKI IS THE WINNER by one vote,

Tory has extracted punishment on the loser via table crush.

THIS MATCH IS OFFICIALLY OVER!"

Suggestion 2011/10/29(Sat)08:41 No. 362023 ID: 8e18cd
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> But I am an adorable kobold GIRL.
> GIRL
> GIRL



OUT OF THE ALL WORST THINGS THAT COULD HAPPEN, THIS IS THE WORST POSSIBLE THING!

>>362023
What about becoming a eunuch?

>>362018
Oh hey, it's chicken :D

>>362023
Don't worry, I can take your mind off of it~

>>362051
I don't see a picture. Is that supposed to be the character flirting with Verremar (who has already stated Dasaki isn't his type) or is this even more shameful?

Liam 2011/10/29(Sat)12:00 No. 362093 ID: 857d4b
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>>362018
Now HOLD ON A MINUTE! One of the judges hasn't voted!

If Verremar's vote for Rynh counts, then Rynh and Dasaki are tied, if it does not count since Rynh is not a contestant, then Verremar has yet to vote!

And hell, fraction of points shouldn't be possible either! It should be the full point! How can a three judge yay or nay system be so difficult for you people!?

I call BULLSHIT on this! You hear me? BULL. SHIT.

>>362093
On one hand, I understand why you are upset and you may have a point. On the other hand your distressed expression right now is horrifying to look upon, so any changes might not be in your favor.

Calm down and make a more reasonably presented complaint.

>>362093

3, 2, 1... peep aneurysm.

Dessen 2011/10/29(Sat)12:24 No. 362100 ID: a83682
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Perhaps a runner-up judge can take his place if the homosexual dragon person won't do it properly?

I vote Liam for is face right now(and awsome hat)

>>362093
Yea.
I'm afraid I must agree with
>>362096 however.

>>362023
How easily your composure breaks.

Lonelyworld 2011/10/29(Sat)19:39 No. 362181 ID: f72f26
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>>362093

Kirska: "SECURITY!"

>>362023

Kirska: "V-Verremar the higher ups are dissapointed in your lack of judging, we have n-no choice but to let you go."

>>362100

Kirska: "don't call us we'll c-call you"

"everyone else, you may all return home, the show's done."

Welp.

Now what?

>>362183
I don't know. Where's the afterparty?

>>362184
GET THE BOOZE AND THE CHICKS
Invite all the cool people (read Tory).

I miss Tory. Now that guy knows how to party!

Rynh 2011/10/30(Sun)07:28 No. 362282 ID: 8c0848
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>WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE ??

I don't know. You tell me what's wrong with my face and that will let me know how much will be wrong with your face after I'm done with you.

>THIS IS THE WORST POSSIBLE THING!
Why would you even think I'm a guy? I'm super girly. I got a haircut to be more girly and I wear a skirt. That's means I'm a girl... or a wizard. I'm not even making a thinly veiled attempt to make people think I'm a guy anymore, why do I still get people like this?!

>>362282
Both primary and secondary sexual characteristics are masked. To wit: While you have an awesome butt, you were sitting down and it was not visible. Same with your waist. Without being able to compare hips-to-shoulders or waist-to-hips, you body shape is cannot be identified.

Further, people often have trouble judging the facial features of other races within their own species without experience, "You all look the same to me" is not a racist remark but in fact an accurate reckoning of the lack of skill in this area. With an entirely different species the difficulties are, of course, magnified.

You are one of the very few, if not only, dragon-kobold mixes in existence. Not many people have the skill to judge your facial features.

Lastly, you have no tits. Flatty mcflatchest.

>>362283
Now that I think about it, "You all look the same to me" is rather undiplomatic to the point of racism, but that doesn't mean it isn't accurate.

>>362282
Oh oh! And your body language is manly as fuck! To the point where when you try to act girly people say things like "What's wrong with your face?!"

>>362282

Nothing is wrong with your face Ryhn. You are the best Drakobold. You get all my votes.

It would probably do you some good to spend time studying your magic again though, so that your breasts can grow to at least a noticable size.

That is to say, larger then flat. An B-cup is fine too~.

>>362282
Because you have the incredible ability to be confident in yourself and not to cling to other people expecting them to do things for you.

Not to mention you seem to hate pink and lace.

Which breaks just about every stereotype I can think of.

>>362282
But you are a wizard, kind of.

>>362293
What this guy said.

person228 2011/11/01(Tue)14:38 No. 363043 ID: f7aa74
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so wait... that's it? i hope there's an intermission, cause i spent twenty bucks on these tickets.

>>362282
Odd, you look fine now.

I'm blaming some kind of spatial anomaly.