Fuuka ♥ 2009/09/09(Wed)19:25 No. 40776 ID: 2f2d76
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>>40766
>..Holy shit that woman is terrifying.

Hold your tongue!

Is this the face of terror?

(you best say know if you know what is good for you)

>>40772
AND YOU!

YOU NEVER DREW A CLOTHED VERSION OF >>40760 AND IT IS MOST INDECENT.

>>40746
I meant it as a compliment, I SWEAR.

Besides, Presley is king of a Dwarf and Kobold fort. That is pretty atypical.

>>40772
Maybe theres something to her strategy. If you managed to get a collar and a leash on every woman here, you'd probably be able to subdue a few of them, even with their physical advantage. Besides, I'm sure your over estimating their strength, they arent men, after all, and look at you! You must be strong as an oxe! You should totally try it. I'm sure nothing could possibly go wrong.

Freis 2009/09/09(Wed)20:01 No. 40807 ID: d75539
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>>40766
She's the bouncer for the place. A beast woman or wererabbit or some shit. They weren't able to get her to do anything else around the brothel when it came to seeing customers other than kicking their asses, and not in the way they'd pay for either. Eventually, she was signed onto security. Lately though, she seems sick of the place, often looking to get fired. After she built up a reputation, her presence keeps the clients in line, usually.

>>40785
Were you listening? Unwanted interference with the girls will GET MY BALLS CUT OFF. There's reason almost all males working here are EUNUCHS. I wouldn't even be able to get away with trying to enslave even one of the girls for long before they caught onto me. Even if I'm that old bat's favorite, she'd probably have to lighten my package half a pound to enforce the rules.
I can't very well start a new race of elves if I can't get anyone pregnant, can I?

tl;dr: The girls can fuck with me, I can't fuck with them. Got it?

>>40807
Well it seems rather clear what to do then.

Talk to the bouncer, offer her a life of adventure, fighting and riches, and prove that this isn't some bullshit little kid story by saying you got Brewbeard to tell you where a weapon cache is. Throw in some of that charisma you have, should convince her fairly easily.

Go to said weapon cache, take everything you can carry, make your way to a nearby town, sell the weapons you don't need.

At that point, you are armed, have a capable comrade, and have money. Pretty good amount of progress towards goal of becoming a manly badass, wouldn't you say?

Freis 2009/09/09(Wed)20:55 No. 40840 ID: d75539
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Alright! Let's get this show on the fucking road already!

CHAPTER 1: START ~ TO FLY THE NEST.

Freis 2009/09/09(Wed)20:56 No. 40841 ID: d75539
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I find the bouncer soon enough.. she seems to be enjoying a snack.. the were-rabbit notices me..

"..What the fuck do you want, kid?"

"Look, we're both tired of working here. Adventuring seems far more lucrative."

>>40841
Apply CHARISMA to the following:

'Look, I hate it here, and you hate it here. I happened to learn where a weapon cache is. If we leave here, we can arm ourselves to the teeth, sell the rest, and go about fighting, making money and doing whatever we please. You down?'

Volunteer to go collect some debts with the bouncer. Pocket the money and seek fame and fortune in a distant land.

Freis 2009/09/09(Wed)21:10 No. 40847 ID: d75539
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>>40842
>>40843
"Look, I hate it here, and you hate it here. I happened to learn where a weapon cache is. If we leave here, we can arm ourselves to the teeth, sell the rest, and go about fighting, making money and doing whatever we please. Adventuring seems far more lucrative."

"..Kid, I don't even fucking know you. Why sh-" she pauses a moment.. "Oh, right, you're that kid I have to keep dragging back here. What, you get tired of trying to run away all yourself this time and want a buddy or something?"

>>40847
"Oh, my mistake. I guess you can just stay here if you're so satisfied with the absolutely *daunting* task beating the shit out of drunken lechers all day.

I figured you were one who'd prefer to get a challenge out of life - a challenge you're not going to get here. Maybe I was wrong."

>>40852
Also ask if she genuinely likes carrots, or if she is just eating them because all the other rabbits do.

Ancient secret of manliness: TAKE NO SHIT!
Commence Punching.

>>40860
This is dumb, you're dumb. She'd kick his ass. Getting your ass kicked by a girl is not manly.

>>40847
Time to put your charisma to the test, kid.

"No, I got tired of getting out of here only to have to get dragged back. And as far as I know you are one of the only people in this place with the ability to do that. I reckon that if you and me both bust out of here, then I won't get dragged back here and you can go off and do whatever it is you want to do. And before you go off saying a kid like me is going to just slow you down, I'm gonna be ditching you before you ditch me once we get out of here. I'm sick of this place and just about everyone here, which to an extent includes you, and you probably think the same about me. So, we got a deal?"

Freis 2009/09/09(Wed)21:42 No. 40866 ID: d75539
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>>40852
"Oh, my mistake. I guess you can just stay here if you're so satisfied with the absolutely *daunting* task beating the shit out of drunken lechers all day.."

That seems to hit home.. though, you're not sure if it hit the right nerve..

"Watch your mouth brat. Yeah, beating the snot out of the idiot drunks that're either stumbling into or out of the bar here is the only bit of fun I get 'working' here, but what can I expect? I'm just a fucking slave to you bastards. Being the guard dog for these sex crazed sluts isn't the best job, but at least I can think I've got my own goddamn will again instead of 'Slave do this! Slave do that! Slave suck my dick!' Pfah!" She near spits on the ground, but instead bites a large chunk from her snack.

You have to raise your hand to cover the smirk forming on your lips, "I figured you were one who'd prefer to get a challenge out of life - a challenge you're not going to get here. Maybe I was wrong.."

She chews rapidly, if only so she can keep her food from tripping her tongue, "Yeah? And what happens if say, I go along on your inane little adventure? What happens if we both get caught? I know what'll happen to me, I'll probably become some other fucking mindless, drugged up slut in the basement. What'll you do to the people trying to catch us? Probably run off at the first sign of trouble and ditch me to save your own useless hide like the pansy shit elf you are."

Fffffff.. I should choose my words carefully.. And hope I can keep myself from losing my cool..

>>40866
'And what if I'm tired of being dragged back here, and am willing to kill to avoid being brought back? What if I know where a large cache of dwarven weapons are? What if I want to get far, far away from here and make a name for myself through conquest and bloodshed, and want to know if you have the courage to follow? What if that were the case?'

"Run off? I'm WAY less likely to run from a fight than YOU"

>>40866

Hell I'd fight to the death to protect you babe. I'm not gonna run away.

>>40869
>wearegoingtodie.gif

"HEY! Who you callin' an elf?"

>>40866
I have greater things in mind for both of us. You don't want this dull job, and I don't want to be a pansy elf. I asked because I respect your ability to kick people's asses, and an am eager to learn more about how to do just that. However, if you'd prefer to keep this job, I suppose nothing's keeping you from it.

I'm just offering an opportunity. Consider it, won't you?

Freis 2009/09/09(Wed)22:25 No. 40900 ID: d75539
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"Run off? I'm WAY less likely to run from a fight than YOU"

If you hadn't before, you definately hit a nerve right there, the were rabbit swoops down and grabs you by the collar, hoisting you into the air by one hand.

"I'm not some fucking scared little rabbit!! I'm tired of every godsdamned man on the planet thinking I'm some meek little rodent!"

"And what if I'm tired of being dragged back here, and am willing to fight to avoid being brought back? What IF I know where a large cache of dwarven weapons are? What IF I want to get far, far away from here and make a name for myself through whatever means necessary, and want to know if you have the courage to follow? What if that were the case?!"

"I'd say you're a ballsy little, pointy eared, sprite fucker and it's a wonder they haven't been cut off already!"

You feel an odd, but familiar sense of dread..

Freis 2009/09/09(Wed)22:26 No. 40901 ID: d75539
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"Oh, dear me.. What's happening here? I rather hope you two are playing nicely~"

Ffffffff... shit. I hope the bitch didn't overhear anything

>>40866
"I do not appreciate your racial stereotyping. If people try to catch us they are unlikely to remain unharmed."

This is one of those rare cases where passive voice is a friend.

Wait till she passes and then say "YOU WANNA GO!?"

and put your fists up.

too slow...

>>40901
Playing nicely? Of course. Nothing wrong here~

>>40901
She's showing me some moves.

>>40901
Turn on the charisma for a sec.
"Of course we are! I just asked if she'd mind terribly giving me a better view of the bar. I thought I had noticed someone interesting way in the back, but I couldn't tell from my perspective on the floor.

Looks like they weren't so interesting, after all."

As soon as the bitch is gone, then you can work on the were-rabbit again.

Freis 2009/09/09(Wed)23:29 No. 40960 ID: d75539
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>>40918
>>40942
"Playing nicely? Of course! N-Nothing wrong here~"
(Incidentally, right now we're just in one of the upstairs hallways.. she's got good ears, so it's easy for her to just stand in one place and keep an ear out for any screams uh.. more 'distressed' than the norm..)

"Yup! J-just giving picking him up so I could.. U-uh.." she chimes in, starting strong, although.. she could use a little help.. I get the feeling both our asses might be on the line here..

>>40960
"She was showing me the ropes. She's the best bouncer around, so I figured if I wanna get tougher, I should ask her what's what. So if we get a bit loud, I'm sorry in advance."

>>40960

"Give me a hug"

Give her a hug

>>40961
This.

>>40963
This one seems a bit more believable, considering how she is holding us. Since she can hear so well, whisper softly to her 'Sell this or she'll get suspicious.'

She should understand.

>>40963
>>40975
"...give me a hug. We recently came to an understanding about something we didn't agree on. Though it may be somewhat uncharacteristic of us, it felt like the right thing to do after having resolved such an issue of argument."

Clearly the two of you were involved in a staring contest. Trying to psyche eachother out, staring eachother down at eyelevel.... she had to pick you up to her eye level, but nonetheless.

>>40960
"She's teaching me the finer points of golf. Albeit with the balls being soft and squishy, and the tees being bodies."

Freis 2009/09/10(Thu)15:47 No. 41369 ID: d75539
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Your mind scrambles for something, ANYTHING to say to get the old bat away..

"She was showing me the ropes. She's the best bouncer around, so I figured if I wanna get tougher,"

"Now now Celes.. You know I don't like you getting into fights.."

"I-I mean! U-Uh.. we were having a staring contest, s-she just had to lift me up to her eye level!"

"Oh..? It didn't look like you were very comfortable with the way she was holding you~"

"SHE'S TEACHING ME THE FINER POINTS OF GOLF, ALBEIT WITH THE BALLS BEING SOFT AND SQUISHIER AND THE TEES BEING BOD- GKKH"

"I was just picking him up for a hug."

"Oh.. how wonderful~"

C-Choking.. sh-she's choking me..

>>41369
When you're telling a lie, pick one and stick with it.

>>41369
"She gives great hugs"

I'm tapping out! I'm tapping out!

Freis 2009/09/10(Thu)16:39 No. 41393 ID: d75539
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"She gives great hugs..gkk" You manage to croak out. AIR. NEED AIR.

"Ah, how precious.. well, just don't get too friendly you two, otherwise I'll have to take measures to separate you two~ Have fun!"

Gods.. I think she's leaving..

"..Golf huh?"

>>41376
L-Luckily, with the old bitch, if you overload her with too much at once, she'll not bother with the details as much..

>L-Luckily, with the old bitch, if you overload her with too much at once, she'll not bother with the details as much.

explain that to alleviate chokehold

>>41393
Okay, she's gone, now come on, put me down.

>>41393
I panicked.
Can I continue breathing now?

>>41393

And a fine sport it is too. They play it with these big cudgels they also use to brain people with. You would be a natural. So, are you in or do I have to fight you?

She's totally on to you. But so what? I'm sure deep down she wants her crazy adopted elf kid to go out on an adventure someday. She just isn't ready for you to leave yet. Parents are like that sometimes.

>>41393

"Sorry, I never was good at making up excuses."

Freis 2009/09/22(Tue)17:42 No. 49408 ID: f6b265
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>>41397
>>41395
>>41447
"Sorry, I never was good at making up excuses."

"Do you even remember what the hell you were saying?"

"I panicked. Can I continue breathing now?"

She lets me down eventually, my throat felt it was near crushed there..

"L-Luckily, with the old bitch, if you overload her with too much at once, she'll not bother with the details as much."

"Whatever, when do you want to leave, where are we meeting?"

well if you really wanna throw them off you could say you ran away again then have her go off to "Retrieve you" and never come back.

>>49408
Have her meet you at the place where the dwarven weapons are stored. Since you have to go there anyway.

She's not to tell another soul about this, make that clear.

Freis 2009/09/22(Tue)18:45 No. 49431 ID: f6b265
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>>49409
This sounds like a good idea, they wouldn't suspect anything as quickly, as the bouncer (I should ask her name) has proven reliable before, so it'd probably buy us some time to unearth Brewbeard's cache of weapons too. She agrees to the plan, though we still need to set a time.. Broad daylight might be better, the town's security would likely be more relaxed, whereas the brothel will be busier at night, and easier to escape from while everyone's distracted with their.. customers.

>>49410
I tell her to meet at where the cache of weapons should be buried, not too far outside of town to the north, towards the mountains. It should be underneath some old stump shaped like a hammer striking the earth.. Sorta vague I guess, but I guess it's non-descript enough.

>>49431
>I should ask her name

...Then do it.

Day, it'll be harder to travel at night.

>>49460
And she'll be missed sooner at night.

Freis 2009/09/22(Tue)19:27 No. 49474 ID: f6b265
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>>49451
"Hotaru, yeesh, I'd have thought you'd have remembered it after the second time I dragged your ass back here."

>>49460
>>49468
Alrighty, day it is.. Probably should start getting ready now. Hotaru says she doesn't really have much in the way of possessions, since, her assets are naturally covered, and has little need for trinkets or clothing.. so she'll probably be ready before me, and'll be able to carry some stuff for me, if I ask nice.. still, should probably travel light at first.

>>49474
>Hotaru

That's a pretty masculine name for a pretty girl like her.

Don't say ANY of that in front of her.

>>49474
Welp, get everything together. Its time to get ready to leave.

Freis 2009/09/22(Tue)20:26 No. 49498 ID: f6b265
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>>49477

Is it? Though, I suppose that's a given..

>>49478
Right.. help me pick out some clothes for traveling..

>>49498
inb4 dress or gimp

inb4 pokequest

Suggestion 2009/09/22(Tue)20:42 No. 49504 ID: 43d730
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>>49498

Suggestion 2009/09/22(Tue)20:56 No. 49509 ID: 43d730
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>>49501
>>49500

Squeegy!OeZ2B20kbk 2009/09/22(Tue)21:09 No. 49513 ID: 64d98f
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>>49498
You are a herbivorous bunny girl!

Suggestion 2009/09/22(Tue)21:32 No. 49531 ID: f4963f
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Just a few suggestions.

>>49531
I like the third one.

>>49531
I like the third one.

Squeegy!OeZ2B20kbk 2009/09/22(Tue)21:46 No. 49542 ID: 64d98f
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In more serious tones.

Captain Freis!SV3dGkVKt6 2009/09/24(Thu)07:35 No. 50130 ID: f6b265
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>>49504

Something about this gives me an odd sense of foreboding.. something to do with a skull headed kobold.. I don't know where I'd get a sword and shield just lying about the brothel anyway.

>>49513

It's bad enough that old bat has forced me dress up as a girl before, I'll not do it myself for any reason! I.. though.. maybe the bunny ears could let me pass off as Hotaru's.. No, that's just stupid, my real ears would be too easily spotted, and I hardly want to become a rabbit either!

>>49531
>>49542

Again, there's no armor just a lying about, and I've not had any training to use it yet either.. you can't just throw on some armor and pray for the best, learning how to overcome possible encumberances with likely bad fitting dwarven armor would get me killed. Well, probably..

As for the other two, a simple cloak and tunic will be good for travel.. though, perhaps it wouldn't hurt to have some finery along for special occasions..

>>50130
Take both outfits, and lets get going already.

>>50130

Lookin' pretty classy there, Cele.

>>50130
Bring both. Cloak and tunic for travelling, dapper outfit for... well, you never know when you'll need to impress. <3

Captain Freis!SV3dGkVKt6 2009/10/03(Sat)18:36 No. 56427 ID: f6b265
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>>50172
>>50174
>>50175

Right, I should be able to hide the clothes I packed under my cloak..
Now, currently on the third floor, where to?

I forget who's rooms are where, but here on the top floor, it's mostly reserved for the more well mannered and docile, 'innocent' girls. The room layout's a bit odd, the nicer girls up top with the more firey ones downstairs.. Probably that old bat's way of trying to make it seem like some sorta heaven and hell schtick. Hotaru would be guarding the hall way, but, we've already taken care of that, we've essentially got free run of the place. Most of the girls should be out of their rooms, since it's day, but you never know.

>>56427
Head to your room, see if there's anything worth taking with you.

>>56427
Search for the kitchen. You'll need to stea- I mean, 'borrow' some food for the two of you before you get your asses in gear, right?

Do you know any empty rooms with windows you can get out of?

Ask Hotaru which room belongs to whom. Being how she's worked there longer than you, she should know more about room ownership.

Captain Freis!SV3dGkVKt6 2009/10/13(Tue)20:23 No. 64505 ID: f6b265
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>>56567

Nothing really too interesting.. I guess I could take the figurine Brewbeard made for me though for the hell of it.

>>56568

The Kitchen is on the first floor! We're on the third genius!

>>56797

Not mine at least, crazy bitch had it bricked over after the first time I tried to escape.

>>64455

I'm fairly sure she would've already gone ahead. Besides, room ownership changes every few weeks, I can't be arsed to keep up on it. She doesn't strike me as the type to bother either.

Check out the room across the stairs.

Check the drawers for anything else you might want to bring.

Hmm...What's on the other side of the room?

>>64505

Let's just go out the front door.

Captain Freis!SV3dGkVKt6 2009/10/13(Tue)21:21 No. 64567 ID: f6b265
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>>64516

What the hell were you expecting?

The dark corner of your room is a brick wall? Alright whatever. Rummage through those drawers for something.

Number the rooms in any random order. Then pick 3

Captain Freis!SV3dGkVKt6 2009/10/13(Tue)21:44 No. 64597 ID: f6b265
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>>64535

You know we're up on the third floor, right? That's all the way on the.. Oh, you know what?

Captain Freis!SV3dGkVKt6 2009/10/13(Tue)21:45 No. 64598 ID: f6b265
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FUCK THIS BRICK WINDOW!!

I fucking ROFL. Hope you land safely there, little buddy.

>>64600
He's an elf, those fuckers are like cats.

Hiro!J02Ujjg4Nw 2009/10/13(Tue)22:05 No. 64616 ID: 1e1932
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>>64598

All according to plan.

Captain Freis!SV3dGkVKt6 2009/10/14(Wed)00:48 No. 64659 ID: f6b265
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>>64600
>>64605

CRITICAL LAND FAILURE

Captain Freis!SV3dGkVKt6 2009/10/14(Wed)00:48 No. 64660 ID: f6b265
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..Well, maybe not.

"..I don't remember this being part of the agreement.."

This is both awesome and horrible. You might pay for this with your thumbs.

"Well i mean you didnt have to catch me but uh....thank you"

>>64660
"It wasn't part of the plan. Not that hitting the ground face-first was the plan, either, but I didn't expect to fall on you."

Prepare for some pain, anyway.

"I just leapt out of a third story room, THROUGH a brick wall. You can't possibly think this was expected or intentional?

Although, thanks for breaking the fall."

>>64660

"I'm sure you would have opted for a softer landing too."