Oh shit, a white pixel that isn't part of your fur! It's an explosion! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!

Carefully search the crew

>>393402
He's not that much of a dick.
I think.

Cheren 2012/03/17(Sat)10:51 No. 393592 ID: c17c06
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I found a fish. It's not big enough to eat or anything. I imagine the crew left it here after the engine got fucked up.

It doesn't look as bad as I'd expect from something that's been sitting under water for who knows how long. It smells fucking bad though.

>>393592
Take the fish. Go find the others, let them know you have a hell of a lot more room now.

Ah, this tank is a bust.

Let's just go up and tell the others we found booze.

...but uh, watch out for traps. We swam down here, now we're walking up.

Also post an sentry outside in case all that messing around was somehow noticed.
One of the gobbos.

Cheren 2012/03/17(Sat)16:52 No. 393637 ID: c17c06
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I threw the fish back in the water. Fucking fish. I'm pretty sure the water is a bit lower now. I didn't really notice anything on the way up. They're all up there right now fucking around with the car.

Ok, how's it going up here?
I'm pretty sure it's working, the thing is certainly turning.
Shouldn't one of you be standing watch? Even if it is getting dark, we don't want to get ambushed.

I was doing that just a while ago. There was one of those Kathartes guys and his cart going down the road a few minutes ago, but I haven't seen any other traffic. I didn't get any closer to it though, those things creep me out and I wasn't wearing a shirt. No signs of anything else though

>>393637
Kathartes? What is that, one of those weird bug things we saw and got really high off of being near?

Cheren 2012/03/17(Sat)20:13 No. 393703 ID: c17c06
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You don't know about them? Those horrible bird men? I hear they steal your organs and replace them with machines so they can eat them later. Somebody I know totally knew somebody that got kidnapped by them, and she woke up in a barrel full of ice with this big line of stitches across her belly, because they took out her liver and ate it! And there's anot-

I get the picture.

I've heard stories about bird people, some of the old people call them 'navrea' or something like that. I've never seen one, the stories all say they're nothing to worry about. They are like little people that dance and sing, like those moks but less creepy. This goblin is about as full of shit as a kobold's nose. How scary can a bird be?

Let's spy on them! Use the sniper scope, they can't be that far off.

>>393703
When bullshit concerns dangerous stuff, better to be safe.

>>393703

well, you could find that out for yourself.

You cannot even comprehend the terror that is the mighty peep.

>>393703
Honk her boob.

May as well scour the road with the sniper scope for the moment I guess.

Heya Cheren! I'm back! Oh, and bird people? Please don't underestimate them. As for spying on them, please don't.

>>393781
Cheren's a lady, remember?

Cheren 2012/03/18(Sun)09:48 No. 393842 ID: c17c06
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I don't have my gun with me, but there's a spyglass I can use. Yeah, it's some thing pulling a cart. Not anything I can make out what it is though. I can let it pass or I can go put some pants on . It's not moving that fast, I could probably catch it easily just running down there, not to mention using a real vehicle.

Guess you could put your new warband to the test and raid em.
Have the others flank em and set up an trap on the road ahead. You can then follow them and cover the ambush with your rifles and snipe em in case they resist. Take the prettiest of the Sergals with you, as a spotter.

Take your time to properly prepare and gear up though. It's rally not important enough to risk anything.

Cheren 2012/03/19(Mon)18:45 No. 394213 ID: c17c06
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OK, we're about 200m away from the road here, so if we're gonna attack, should we just charge down there or what?

I'm not sure it's a good idea to attack someone so close to your base of operations; if they come back later with friends, they'll have no trouble finding you. Do we even need any resources right now?

If we must attack them, wait several hours until they're further away so it doesn't give away your newfound, if temporary, home.

attack starts with you shooting out a tire. not here further down the road a bit. they pull over and while looking at it you jump them.

>>394222

would it be possible to lay an ambush further down the road?

you could just approach 'em in a friendly manner first.

>>394285
Normally I would agree, but I'd say set up a trap and see who the occupants of the vehicle are first.

They're not 'bolds, so unless you're desperate for something they're likely to have, leave 'em alone. Not worth drawing attention to the camp.

>>394337
Maybe send someone for recon? If it's worth noticing, it's probably worth examining.

I think we should get our pants on and get closer to see what's in the thing via spyglass without revealing ourselves.

And ask the others if it's even a good idea to attack the thing. Do they think it'd be worth it?

I got a feeling they might be gypsylike. If true they are probably no friends of the Kobold Reich. If Boz G is remotely right they might have knowledge of cybernetic technology! Lets be cautious but not hostile.

Set up an ambush point with snipers overlooking the wagon just in case things fucks up, then have someone wait in plain view or approach the caravan to check the dudes out. Perhaps trade can be made or a new mechanic recruited.

Cheren 2012/03/20(Tue)19:22 No. 394548 ID: c17c06
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All right, I'm gonna go check it out. I want whoever's the best shot to cover me. What else do you know about these guys? Should we attack them and take their shit or what?
I heard they have magic, and they probably have some guns too or something. everybody has guns.

Well, there is only one of them. Then again, there's only one of them, traveling by itself at night. That's something I might be wary of.

They have all kinds of creepy technology stuff too, mechanical eyes and hands and who knows what else! It might be worth a lot of cash if we can steal it all.



I don't trust any of them not to fuck this up, so I'll scout ahead myself. I found a good spot, and I haven't been seen yet. I'll take a look at - ok what the FUCK is that thing? I can't even tell where its face is. Does it even have one or just some fucked up wrinkles of skin?

I assume that vulture looking motherfucker is the nevrean. Certainly doesn't look like the stories though. I thought they were supposed to be like, little brightly colored singing peeping guys. There's some figures on the roof too, I'm gonna assume they're gobbos from the retarded coloration, but they're not moving, and kind of in weird positions. So do I approach this guy, shoot at him, or just go back inside and drink till morning?

Approach, he may be a slaver. Freeing the goblins will get you positive karma. If they turn out to be slaves I mean.

once everyone is in position shoot the beast in the gold ring on the front. appears to be a mechanical eye.

More guns for us is cool, they might have body integrated shit we cant use, but they might also have trade goods adapted for other races. I'd keep a close eye on those goblin looking things. The way they sit they look like guard dogs ready to pounce on aggressors.

We don't know how dangerous the nevrean can be either, looks pretty bulky under that cloak... AT rifle might be useful.

I guess if we want potential implants we approach the guy and trade. Otherwise knock an AT round in its chest. Hope the others got machine guns or something to mow down the goblins if they start sprinting towards us or something.

approach him. not too closely, but close enough to talk, and more importantly, have him see the big fuck-off cannon you'll be holding in your hands.

maybe bring someone else with you so he realises you're not alone.

Leave it alone.

>>394548
I think the creature in front is known as a WHAT THE FUCK!?! Monster. The brid is definitely not a nevrean. The stories you heard were pretty accurate. Givin the whole scene here, I inclined to take the rumors the pink gobo gave you as at least fesabl. Careful if you shoot the beast, it might not have vital anatomy. It might not even be alive. Mechanical or undead maybe? We've seen enough of the latter today.

For god's sake leave it the fuck alone. You have enough shit to deal with already.

LEAVE IT ALONE, THIS IS A BAD IDEA.

Go dry off instead and make sure all your gear is in order, talk to the others about maybe getting back to wherever they are from.

Actually, I really don't want you to get hurt. Lets just stay out his way.

I say we ambush it as planned, once it's a good distance away. Shit that creepy needs to get shot.

Snipe the vulture with... the smaller rifle. Continue sniping anything that continues to move in any aggressive manner. The others can approach afterwards.

Approach and act like you were lost asking for directions then perhaps inquire about their business.

Cheren 2012/03/23(Fri)17:43 No. 395289 ID: 428ef1
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OK, fuckit, I'm gonna go get drunk.

So where are you guys from and how'd you end up here?

Well, I was born really far to the west of here. I never knew my real parents, the goblins I was raised with said they found me as a baby. We had to move around a lot, we could never stay in any towns for long. The group eventually decided to head for somewhere farther out to get away from the snotters. I figured I'd had enough running around from them, and went out on my own.
We made a farm.
Yeah we did. We though they'd moved on, but then they started laying rail around where we were. Coming from the east, as usual. So we kind of had to run for it. We met up with Drizelle and the rest of the gang a while after that, but everybody else we were raiding with is dead now.

Continue being fluffy.

WHERE'S THE LIQUOR

Cheren 2012/03/23(Fri)20:00 No. 395323 ID: 428ef1
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Oh yes, this will do nicely. I'm gonna get shit faced!

Assume the post-hangover "oh god did we fuck" afterscene.

oh man, we missed so many secrets we don't even know how many their were!

Instead of info dumping in the quest ask any character questions you guys have in questdis or ItQ