>>355592
Well why the fuck not? Do it!

>>355592
I like the way you think!

An instead of bugs, how about we get some explosive lemons or something? That ought to do some real damage!

>>355591
Growth on Muo

Man, making them attracted to each other then depantsing them was totally pointless since the bees were going to make them run away anyway. Waitasec-

STUFF HAPPENS

I... I don't know if that boon was such a good idea. Is she going to cast that every turn now? How many times can she cast it? o.o

>>355591
bugs bugs bugs bugs

>>355591
RELEASE THE ANTS

GUYS
GUYS
I KNOW HOW TO MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY

Turn their pants into explosive ants!

>>355591
Ants in the pants

>>355592
PANTS TO ANTS!
SHIRTS TO SHIT!
UNDERWEAR TO... UNDEADWEAR!

>>355618
I get the whole changing the words slightly but if we change their shirts, can we change them to the "lizardmen have tiny wangs" shirts?

1/2 Tom 2011/10/03(Mon)18:48 No. 355636 ID: c811c4
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Alright, the spell of the moment is "Ants in their Pa-" oh. Well, you know. You might noticed she ranked up, but she's already got her upgraded spell for this rank.

The guard who was getting the keys falls from the pain, but the first one just goes berserk!

Guards take 30 damage each.
Muo is too stunned to back off, takes 15 damage!

>"OWWWWWW"
>"AAHHHHGGGHH"
>"OH GOD THE ANTS ARE GETTING IN THE CAGES"
>"AND THEY'RE PISSED"

Muo casts Polymorph on an Ant on the attacking guards leg!

... well, okay then! Here we go.

2/2 Tom 2011/10/03(Mon)18:48 No. 355637 ID: c811c4
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rolled 65 = 65

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Choose a creature befitting of her attempt! Remember, the higher the number the stronger the new monster should be, with 65 being of equivelent strength!

Just try to get it in the ballpark, I'm not using exact measurements for this.

Tom 2011/10/03(Mon)18:50 No. 355639 ID: c811c4
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Well that was probably pointless. Choose a creature that's about as powerful as a super-poisonous ant, then!

angry dobermans

Idea. Give the insects the "Lizardmen Have Tiny Wangs." Shirts. Yes?

Somebody who stings like a bullet, crawls like an ant
Rocky Balboa

>>355639
Yellowjacket. Not as painful, but they can keep on stinging and when they die they signal for others to come avenge them.
Also, they eat meat.

A somewhat poisonous aunt.

>>355639
>as powerful as a bullet ant
>crippling all-consuming pain for hours on end
I got nothing. Grizzly bears maybe.

>>355649
Good point. Bullet ants are a glass cannon so we could exchange offensive power for durability in form.

Something useful... a raccoon? They tend to go for the face, so it'd blind the fucker.

Scorpion.
Compel Scorpion to attack Crotch.

>Racoon
>No.

BADGER. HONEY BADGER.MOTHERFUCKERS ARE NATURE'S 'FUCK YOU'.

>>355657
Ok fine, badger.

>>355657
This, for sure.
An enraged fucking honey badger.

>>355660
A honey badger man
with boxing gloves

Box jellyfish. It has the most powerful, fast acting animal venom there is.

>>355662
>>355667
Honey Jelly-Badger

Later she can keep it as a pet.

Soldier ants!

I honestly think it should just stay the same species when an exact 65 is rolled for that spell.
In fact, stay the same species and develop resistance to further polymorphs

Indeed. Badger go!

>>355684
Somewhat agreed, that roll was uncanny. As amazed as I am, I would rather see a badger than a failed spell.

i'd call a small venomous spider about the same. preferably something with strong venom. or we could call rolls of exactly the same strength as our choice and turn it into a honey badger.

uh. caustic slime ants?

1/3 Tom 2011/10/04(Tue)10:00 No. 355813 ID: c811c4
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If this were magic by any other name, that spell would definitely fail. But, it's under my name. I don't even care if it's not that much of an equal trade off, after all!

Therefore, a pissed off honey badger with the brain of a pissed off ant.

2/3 Tom 2011/10/04(Tue)10:01 No. 355814 ID: c811c4
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Guard 1 flees, guard 2 passes out

That's enough of the ants, they'll dissipate along with the poison pain. The honey badger will keep going.

3/3 Tom 2011/10/04(Tue)10:02 No. 355815 ID: c811c4
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>"Okay, slaves! You're free! Here's a map out of here, go rescue all you can and flee!"
>"Why you doin' this?" the orc says.
>"Chaos god!"
>"... how we know this not a mean trap? Chaos God no good."

Casted: Random Effect Lv2

[comically small bear trap with a cupcake in the middle appears in the middle of the room]
say: "Because this is what a mean trap looks like."

>>355815
"Slaves have BIG wangs" t-shirt
Annnnnnnd disco ball

All surfaces are carpeted!

>>355817
with accompanying funky jam

>>355815
>>355815
Whatever! You don't have to do anything! You can stay right there if you're stupid enough! but if you want to be free you should join up!

>>355815
You can actually manually unlock their chains and stuff. Give Muo a holy-looking aura like what Fen had.

Do the illusion of you eating the old Chaos God now.

>>355815
They don't know anything for sure. That's half the fun.

Give them all sombreros.

>>355817
I support disco ball/jam

>>355826
Yeah I think this is a good time for that.

But let's do all of those other things too. None of them really do anything important anyway. Send along a message "Right, but Chaos god is also not so bad now! Just Chaos!"

>>355826

this.

1/3 Tom 2011/10/04(Tue)11:50 No. 355850 ID: c811c4
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Disco ball with image of Tom eating Old Chaos God

....

>"OH GODS What is that thing?! What's that noise?!"
>"Fine, slimegirl, we go, you drive us away."

2/3 Tom 2011/10/04(Tue)11:50 No. 355851 ID: c811c4
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Well, that.. worked.

That boon did the trick. Just look at her! Completely enjoying her job.

>"Oh, Elf! Where did you go?"
>"Figured you'd handle your end. I went to rescue a couple elves I saw. Guess I could have gone with the ones I saw running off with a map, but you know what? I'm true to my word, I'll help you get your water. I got empty canteens and stuff."
>"Thank you!"

3/3 Tom 2011/10/04(Tue)11:52 No. 355853 ID: c811c4
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>"Finally! It's been so long since I've been able to drink as much as I could!" Muo says.
>"Um.. you might want to hurry that up. No rush or anything. Just a lotta angry guys on our tail. So, if you could quit staring at that river like it was a long lost love, that would be swell."

How about it? Help the poor thing out, or lay back and see how she fares?

help her out. she's done allot on her own.

>>355853
Let's just see what she does for now. I'd hope that one day we don't have to do all the work in this relationship, but if she calls on us for help again of course we'll do something. Like, I don't know... fill the air with fog. Fog that smells like oranges.

How about a bit of both?

Reload her crossbow, no wait make it a repeating crossbow with a half dozen shots loaded and tell her she still has to earn her chance to sit back and drink! Then we watch the fun.

let her work for it.

I think she's gonna need some help no matter what. Let's bestow a mutation on her- whenever she gets hurt, she randomly teleports to a nearby location.

Also since this is basically the worst time to do it, ask her about her family.

Tell her there are six armed lizardmen behind her.

>>355853
depants lizardmen. soon we shall be known not only as the god of chaos but also the god of pants!

>>355868
Or God of Lack of Pants.

1/2 Tom 2011/10/04(Tue)13:21 No. 355874 ID: c811c4
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Teleport randomly when attacked? I like. It's done.

Boons: Sleepwalking, Enjoys making chaos, Teleports when attacked.

Let's see how she does with just that, now that she's had a drink.

BOMF

... huh!

Is ice elemental a thing we can turn her into?

2/2 Tom 2011/10/04(Tue)13:30 No. 355880 ID: c811c4
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rolled 31 = 31

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3 hits - Muo takes 34 damage, and blinks.

>Ah?! Oh no oh no oh no going in the water is really bad please help me!

Casted - Polymorph on Self

Looks like slimes aren't supposed to go in large bodies of water. You know the drill, pick a species from how well she did, 65 being her strength, and for the record, she's significantly stronger than a human or lizardman right now.

>>355880
Squid. That can breathe air.

Tom 2011/10/04(Tue)13:34 No. 355882 ID: c811c4
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>>355878
Absolutely. It'll just be a weak one, by the looks of it.

A weak anything-that's-chosen, so long as it's something that could feasibly be weak.

Water elemental. Last I check, those can be in the water.

>>355885
Seconding. In the water? No, Muo, you are the water.

>>355885
Yes.
The weakness will be made up for by the water affinity and the large body of the stuff. DO IT!

>>355885
changed my vote to this.

1/2 Tom 2011/10/04(Tue)14:29 No. 355901 ID: c811c4
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Polymorphed into Water Elemental

>"Hey!" Elf says.
>"Don't worry, I got a good transformation! I can control the water, so you won't suffocate. In fact, I can bring a lot back like this, I know the way out from here! Maybe not the whole river, I didn't really cast it too well, but it's still a lot! Heh, turns out you weren't needed at all! Thanks though!"
>"Don't pull your punches or anything."

2/2 Tom 2011/10/04(Tue)14:36 No. 355906 ID: c811c4
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Later,back at the slime area

>Well, I was expecting to have to defend against adventurers soon, but the Elf says that between the refugees escaping and his promise that he'll put in a good word, we may not have as many problems with adventurers coming in for awhile. Plus, with all of this water, we'll be healthy and strong enough to fight better than ever. I'll still do your bidding, Tom, but I think I can help myself, now! I'm just about to go and help the Elf to the surface. Thank you for everything!

Hey, looks like she's got a bit of confidence on her own. Well, of course she's still my subject, but it looks like I won't have to watch her so closely from now on. How about a parting gift for the squirt?

The loyalty of the Badger-ant. Chaos druid go!

A hat the makes her invisible... but not the hat itself.

>>355904
A parting "gift" you mean. Heheheheh.

Enchant her potato peeler to be a +3 weapon vs vegetables. In exchange, unprepared vegetables in her vicinity animate and attack nearby creatures, as a constant effect.

>>355909
>>355907
These. At the same time.

>>355909
vegetable isn't anywhere near common enough thing underground.how about against plantoids. like myconids and shit.

>>355908
Seconding this. Base it off Chee's old wizard hat.

Third eye on her hand.

>>355908
This.

>>355907
Or this.

>>355918
Sure.

>>355906
How about making it so that unless she consciously wills it otherwise, her slime body forms a little faux-necklace with your grinning face on it? So she can make it disappear if she wants, but it'll show up by default when she's looking natural. A bit of a reminder for her, and proof to everyone else of your favor.

I like the necklace idea. Seconding.

>>355937
Thudding, but give it some sort of enchantment, too, so that it's more of a boon. We want to reward her.

make her potato peeler be able to talk.

>>355945
We have rewarded her. For just about nothing more than asking it, we've showered her with awesome chaos powers near-constantly. We've helped solve her problems, aided her in benefiting her people. That was the real prize here.

Tom 2011/10/04(Tue)16:42 No. 355952 ID: c811c4
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"You're very welcome, just don't get too comfortable, not like I'd let you! You can have a few parting gifts. Use them well."

>Badger loyalty
>Hat of invisibilty (yet is never invisible itself.)
>Potato peeler made into an almost viable weapon
>Mutation (Non-intrusive): Necklace of Minor Summon Water

>Thanks, you're the best!

Well, that's all for now! Let's check up on our gnoll buddy real quick.

Tom 2011/10/04(Tue)16:43 No. 355956 ID: c811c4
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>"Give up, gnoll. You have no chance. Surrender, and we may not kill you."

>"HAHAHAHA, fools! My god has given me a scroll, that I have properly identified as a scroll of teleport! See ya, suckerfools!"

Tom 2011/10/04(Tue)16:43 No. 355957 ID: c811c4
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-blip-

>"GOD DAMNIT WHAT THE FU-"

End of Bonus Stage

I want to do this again, but much longer. To like level 20.

*Sniff* When we first got her, she was like a baby. Look how far she's come now.

>>355958
Yeah, between >>354733 and >>355952 she must have grown like eight cup sizes.

Can we please make this into it own series? This is just to awesome to stop.

>>355961
Well where did you think she'd put all the extra water? They're like camel humps.

Hey she never gave those items she "stole" back. We never mentioned the sleepwalking to her either... oh well!

That was fun!

>>355966
Camel humps don't store water. They store fat.

*Themoreyouknow*

>>355977
...Which stores a large portion of their water.

The more you know

>>355977
>>355997
No, no: It stores fat inside the water. It's the only logical way!

The more youknow.

Camel humps are magic.

The more you know

>>355957
so does this mean that no more Cheequest related stuff?

>>356077

Between "that's all for now" and the fact we haven't explored what a servant would be like at a high level...

you never know...

>>356077
>>356122
This is probably our last stint as the advice souls and advisers of chaos. But the Cheeverse is well fluffed and interesting enough that I could easily see more quests there. And even better if it is with occasional cameos and references from everything until now.

>>356122

I can guess. lvl 10 random effect spamming on every possible thing. People, plants, dirt, air, emotions, all change into something else at random all around her. Things being teleported all over the fucking place. Backdrop music plays endlessly and changes from heavy metal, to classical opera, to mariachis. Her job has become a roaming source of chaos on the land, walking from city to city spreading the 'good word.' When asleep her journey continues but her consciousness joins Duke in the upper realm, where he can debrief her, give new missions, and shoot the shit.

best scrolls of teleport ever.