>>41734
Come on, you KNOW that you want to listen in. It could be people talking about where they buried their secret stash of moonshine!

>>41739
Woah, shit, are those italics?

TESTING

But, uh, yeah, investigate.

GREEN!ifOCf11HXk 2009/09/10(Thu)23:03 No. 41754 ID: 9e9b47
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>>41738
>>41739
>>41742

Steve decides why the fuck not, let's go check out what's being talked about down in a deep crack in the earth.

Steve enters a completely dark room. He can barely see a blue glow and a faint figure down below. He can hear muttering, though he can't make out any words even when he lies down on his stomach and holds his head over the edge.

Well, Steve can see rocks to climb down on. Should he continue down?

>>41754
How easy to climb are we talking? We could be passing a point of no return if they turn out to be dangerous.

Drunk status to mind too. Coordinated, delicate efforts while intoxicated, that's not a combination of things that tends to turn out well.

>>41742
Whoa, how'd you do that?


>>41754
Perhaps even more important than 'can you get down' is 'will you be able to get back up afterward'? Gravity can only help you one way.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/09/11(Fri)07:13 No. 41889 ID: 2cbe3e
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>>41885

Steve decides to put the bottle away. No need for extra drunk when he may need to do strenuous activity.

>>41758
>>41886

Steve gingerly tries out the footholds below, while keeping a firm grip on the edge. The whole thing is at a pretty good angle for climbing. Yup, Steve's pretty sure if he takes his time he's not going to bust his head open.

So, head further down then?

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/09/11(Fri)08:45 No. 41945 ID: 2cbe3e
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>>41889

Steve decides to head slowly down the rock wall.

He can finally make the voice out, if only in short snippets. "...what they did... even the purpose of it all?... Here I sit.. triumph of man's ambition... do no more than rot..."

Steve thinks the glow is coming from the voice. He keeps quietly climbing down. It seems the figure hasn't noticed him yet.

>>41945
Oh shit, Steve!

That's Mewtwo, a one of a kind, crazy strong psychic pokemon.

...You know what, just give it booze and say you'll listen to whatever it has to say.

>>41951
And let it have as much from your cigar as it wants. Really, be nice to it, no one else has.

>>41945
Share drinks with it, be grateful you aren't going to be tempted by pokeballs to try and catch it. This thing would honestly kill you, so play nice.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/09/11(Fri)09:17 No. 41984 ID: 2cbe3e
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>>41974
>>41951

Steve doesn't know what this thing is, but it probably just needs a drinking buddy!

"Hey there buddy!" Steve says loudly. The thing stops mumbling and turns swiftly to face Steve. The eyes are suddenly tinged with red. "You look a bit down! Want a drink?"

"Human?!" the thing says, and Steve can tell by the voice it isn't happy. Steve is suddenly thrown backwards as a huge blast of blue energy lifts him off his feet and slams him into the far rock wall. The bottle in his hand shatters under the assault, and Steve can feel his hand bleeding even as he realizes his cigar is gone. While Steve tries to recover from the blow, and also tries to stop seeing stars, he can hear the thing speak again.

"Filthy humans! Never a moment of rest! Never respite! Today you will realize your folly FILTH!"

Oh fuck.

>>41984
Hands over face, crouch into fetal position, cry for mercy.

>>41984

"I-I just.... wanted to hear what made you upset. If you want me to leave, I'll leave. But if you want someone to talk to, I can be that too. I couldn't do anything to you even if I wanted to. So please, calm down, I don't want to upset you. Tell me what you want."

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/09/11(Fri)09:31 No. 42001 ID: 2cbe3e
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>>41987
>>41988

WHAT

Steve isn't some gigantic faggot! He's not going to bow down to some goddamn creepy glowing bastard!

"Hey tube-head, I'm gonna make you fucking pay for that." Steve promises as he pulls out a pokeball. It hurts a lot to move, but Steve can still stand up. "I don't know what crawled up your ass but I'm gonna beat it back out of you."

The thing seems amused. "Oh are you? Fine. I am the world's strongest pokemon. I suppose I should give you a SPORTING chance. Send out your slaves, slavemaster."

Suggestion 2009/09/11(Fri)09:34 No. 42004 ID: 8b14a1
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>>42001
We are going to die.

...Send out slowpoke.

>>42001
"SLAVES!? Fuck you, they're my bros! Well, slowpoke is a bit slow, but still! Fuck you for assuming I think of them as slaves!"

Call out Spike.

"Spike. Looks like this pokemon has a beef with me. So I ask you: Do you want to fight him, or do you want to do something else?"

Make a big deal out of giving Spike a choice. And if Spike says no, THAT'S ALRIGHT. Accept it, prove you care about his opinion. Ask Spike if he needs more whiskey for his flask or anything.

Fuck you for making assumptions, Mewtwo, fuck you. Not all trainers are mindless douches, and I am motherfucking Steve!

Fact: Mewtwo is a psychic pokemon. Using the powers of MIND to fight.
Fact: Slowpoke has a very slow MIND.
Conclusion: Slowpoke will largely be immune to these attacks.

He BROKE our BOOZE.

Screw this guy.

Yeah, send out Spike, Slowpoke, and Mareep.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/09/11(Fri)10:32 No. 42037 ID: 2cbe3e
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>>42004
>>42022
>>42005
>>42029

"Fuck you, they're not my slaves!" Steve yells, even though they kinda are.

Steve sends out Slowpoke and the stupid-looking-thing first! Psychic pokemon are resistant to psychic or something, Steve remembers. Mewtwo picks up the pokemon with his mind almost at once. Slowpoke struggles, then starts moaning a faint "pooooke" noise of pain. Mewtwo grins as he slowly milks his superiority. The stupid-looking things shoots electricity at it, but it doesn't seem to be hurting it much.

Steve releases Spike. "Look buddy... this is a big deal... I think this pokemon wants to kill me." Spike perks up, and his eyes narrow at Mewtwo. "You don't have to help me though. I don't think he wants to hurt all of you guys, he's just doing this to fuck with me."

Spike doesn't seem to care. He snarls as he takes a pull from his flask...

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/09/11(Fri)10:33 No. 42038 ID: 2cbe3e
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>>42037

...and Spike leaps right into the fray.

>>42038
QUICK SEND OUT NIDORINO AND NIDORINA TO DISTRACT THE FUCKER SO SPIKE CAN GET OFF HIS ATTACK

>>42038
Cheer Spike on!

...and release the smaller pink thing from the pokeball, permanent style. You got the pokemon's data and have captured it's evolved form, you don't need it.

Then have the now empty pokeball ready for Mewtwo, when the time is right. Because TEAM STEVE IS GONNA KICK SOME ASS.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/09/13(Sun)18:51 No. 44093 ID: 9e9b47
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>>43277

Um, both of those balls disappeared after Steve caught those pokemon. All he has are Stupid-looking thing, Grimer, Spike, Slowpoke, Nidorino and Nidorina.

>>42040

Steve send in all his remaining pokemon! Slowpoke isn't moving at all, so Steve figures it's passed out. He returns it.

Mewtwo simply snatches Spike out of the air! As the lizard flails in pain, it still manages to launch a streak of fire at Mewtwo. Unfortunately, the big guy doesn't even seem too fazed. Mewtwo also grabs Grimer off the ground with a strange blue force, and begins eyeing stupid-looking thing as he summons a ball of energy. Steve... thinks he's pretty fucked.

>>42091

All Steve can do now is cheer. If that thing gets a hold of him, Steve's sure he's going to die.

>>44093
Continue your suicidal assault! If all of your pokemon faint, then you'll also faint and then wake up in the last pokemon center you went to, good as new!

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/09/13(Sun)19:45 No. 44131 ID: 9e9b47
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>>44095

Steve's pretty sure he's actually just going to die. That's usually what happens.

Steve finds one last bottle, with only a little whiskey left. He starts to drain it, even as Grimer is dropped in a fainted heap and Nidorina is picked up. Spike looks almost down for the count. Yup, Steve's pretty much boned.

>>44131
Prepare to meet your maker.

Alternatively, get as drunk as possible so your reaction times are so slowed that by the time you realize you're dead you'll... already... be dead. Hmm, my plan-making skills have been slipping as of late.

>>44131
You know what? Call back Spike and the Nidos and RUN LIKE HELL.

Actually, better check that weird glowy portal out behind you before / as you do that. And RUN LIKE HELL through it.

Yes, we don't know where it leads, but even if it leads to inevitable death, it's an unknown inevitable death! Which is somewhat more interesting than an obvious inevitable death.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/09/13(Sun)20:14 No. 44147 ID: 9e9b47
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>>44144

Portal? Steve doesn't... oh.

There's a guy behind him.

"You Steve Steveson?" The guy asks.

"Um, yup." Steve says.

"Here's your package." The guy says bluntly, handing it over. Steve gets the feeling the guy just woke up.

"Um... thank you. Want... some whiskey?" Offers Steve

"No thanks. I don't drink on the job." the guy says, already digging something out of his pocket.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/09/13(Sun)20:16 No. 44150 ID: 9e9b47
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>>44147

The guy pulls out a little weird-looking device and clicks one end. A weird black circle appears in the ground. "Good luck with that creature that's causing the terrible destruction to your pokemon!" he yells as he hops in the circle.

"Thank you! Good luck with your stuff too, mysterious delivery person!" Steve calls back as the portal shuts. What a nice and weird guy.

>>44150
Ooh what is it is it a masterball or something awesome what is it ooh?

>>44150
OPEN THE BOX!

And chide yourself for not complementing the serviceman's rugged, handsome looks.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/09/13(Sun)20:28 No. 44158 ID: 9e9b47
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>>44152
>>44153

Oh, right! Steve opens the box hurriedly even as he hears the increasing cries of pain from his team. There's a note on top!

"Thank you for participating in the Viridian Pokemon Center raffle. You are our grand prize winner! Please enjoy this gift."

Hell yeah! Steve reaches in the box and pulls out...

A handful of multicolored, decorative, shell-shaped hand soaps?

>>44158
THROW SHELL SOAPS AT MEWTWO

>>44158
I don't suppose they put an escape rope in the bottom?


Back to imminent death. Try to punch Mewtwo in the face.

>>44158
AHAHAHA

Oh god, this is great. Okay, throw a few soaps at the Mewtwo.

BUT NOT THE PURPLE ONE. We like the purple one. <3

... then regather your mons and run like hell.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/09/13(Sun)20:38 No. 44166 ID: 9e9b47
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>>44161
>>44160
>>44162

...Oh there's also this.

>>44166
... yeah, use that.

>>44166

USE IT, USE ON MEWTWO NOOOOOOOWWWWW!

RUN UP AND PUNCH HIM WITH IT IF YOU HAVE TO!

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/09/13(Sun)20:50 No. 44175 ID: 9e9b47
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>>44168
>>44171

Steve hurls the weird-looking pokeball! He decides to make a cool quip as long as he's about it.

"Hey big guy, I'll be- HUUUURG" Steve is blown off his feet by a huge blast of psychic energy. Seems Mewtwo has finished with all Steve's pokemon.

>>44175
Ack! Check if it hit? If not, get your mon and RUN LIKE HELL.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/09/13(Sun)21:02 No. 44190 ID: 9e9b47
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>>44177

The ball thrown by Steve speeds along.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/09/13(Sun)21:05 No. 44192 ID: 9e9b47
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"Well human. I suppose you understand..." Mewtwo begins to say, but the ball cuts him off. The pokemon screams in rage. He obviously didn't see that coming. "You... what?! Damn you, human! I'll... AUUUGH!"

The huge amount of red light pulls Mewtwo in. the ball fights for a long time, but doesn't open back up. It disappears after a moment,

>>44192
Remember the rules about levels and don't open that ball except as a last resort.
He's likely to be more pissed than someone drowning in an ocean of piss.

>>44192
Good. Now NEVER OPEN THIS BALL AGAIN.

Seriously. He may be captured, but he's not going to get along with us.

Besides, sweeping through the gyms with Mewtwo doesn't prove anything. Steve and Spike are MEN. In the most gender-neutral way possible. :V

... let's get out of this cave.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/09/13(Sun)21:13 No. 44199 ID: 9e9b47
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>>44196
>>44198

Steve... is pretty unconscious. He can't do anything right now.

>>44196
NEVER USE THIS POKEMON. It is far smarter and stronger than you, and will probably not listen all that well.

ZEALOT!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/09/13(Sun)21:25 No. 44205 ID: 9e9b47
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>>44199

Hmmm....

ZEALOT!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/09/13(Sun)21:26 No. 44206 ID: 9e9b47
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>>44205

It appears my Soul Brother may need a bit of help.

>>44206
... not from you. D:

>>44206
Well HELLO, Zealot.

So, we meet.

ZEALOT!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/09/13(Sun)21:38 No. 44223 ID: 9e9b47
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>>44209

Come now. Don't be like that. I can't imagine what I've even done to earn your ire.

>>44213

Indeed.

Mt. Moon. I know that Brother has fallen somewhere inside. He's in a state where he can't get himself back out again. I suppose I've got to enter the place and find him. He could die and that would be badbadbad.

>>44223
>badbadbad
no!!! bad is bad!
find stevey person! in mountain!
DEEP in mountain! is good!

>>44223
Well, he is deep underground, and was rendered unconscious by a genetically engineered and freakishly powerful psychic pokemon. He managed to neutralize the beast, but is trapped, his pokemon unconscious as well, deep in the mountain, near a stream, after having fallen through a hole in the ground due to lack of light.

So, how did you know of our existence? Usually those who can hear us are rather freaked out at first.

ZEALOT!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/09/13(Sun)22:02 No. 44254 ID: 9e9b47
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>>44228

I agree. I begin heading into the mountain.

>>44243

I know all of that.
You are the voices in my head. Sometimes you're interfering but that's just when I ignore you.

Ohhh...

On the way I cross a young trainer. The little fool is blundering around for his glasses right now. I can hear his pathetic sniveling as he crawls about. He aparrently lost a match and his glasses. I take out a knife and grip it eagerly in one hand...

One quick diversion... is alright? Brother should be fine... Brother has a thick skull...

>>44254
For fuck's sake, no need to kill anyone. In, get bro, out.

>>44254
Feh. The boy is pathetic, isn't he?

But isn't his miserable failure of a life, the crushed hopes and dreams as he fails horribly to become a Pokémon champion, and the nights he will spend sobbing himself to sleep so much more pleasantly miserable than the simple act of ending his life?

Also, Brother needs you. Find Brother, Zealot.

>>44254
A diversion is not fine too. No killing people right now, Brother is in danger.

...Just kick him while he's down. Maybe laugh a bit. Then be on your way.

>>44254
hey, you know what you should REALLY do?

steal the lenses from his glasses.

>>44278
THIS.
Steal the lenses from his glasses. Then give them to him.

Smile a little, and twist your head a little creepy.

Then be on your way.

ZEALOT!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/09/13(Sun)22:29 No. 44289 ID: 9e9b47
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>>44258
>>44260

You're right, you're right... Brother could be bleeding or something. I can't tell that exactly. I will let him live for the present moment.

>>44261
>>44278

I DO however deliver a swift kick to his stomach and steal his glasses. Fool. Bloody fool. Nearly all the people in this world don't even deserve the power they wield. The urge to plunge the knife into his heart is strong. Like with all people I can hear his blood singing in his veins. The song is strongest around the heart. It would be so easy to... stop that song...

I must continue on. Badbadbad. Mother only touched the nicest of boys. I reach a crack in the wall. I can hear the faint song of his blood down below. The ringing melody of his life. Oooooooh brother..... brotherbrotherbrotherbrother if you are dead I will end a symphony.

There is a hole in the room beyond the crack. I slide down, and catch the edge at the bottom. Now, the only question in my mind is where to bring Brother when I reach him.

>>44289
The other side of the mountain, Zealot. He must proceed to Cerulean. To the next gym. To feed his lust for power. His lust for battle.

But let's not make this too convenient for him. Let's put him up on a cliff facing Cerulean~

>>44289
Perhaps to the entrance of Mt. Moon, where someone will stumble on him and rouse him? He might think this all a dream, and not question his safety.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/09/13(Sun)23:00 No. 44330 ID: 9e9b47
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>>44293
>>44299

Leave him there? I could do sosososososo much with Brother if I brought him with me though... I could teach him.... mold him... we would connect and we would become the same.

Those others. Those girls. They drive him mad. He is concerned for them, tries to save them from me and they SPURN? Brother is too good for those two. WHORE. SLUT. BADBADGIRLSBAD. Soft skin and soft breasts and soft thighs and soft hair but with nasty black souls. I bring a hand up to my mouth, and bite down on the fleshy part until I can control my temper. The nonexistant orgy of blood only my eyes can see fades back into the cave walls. The river. I see the river.

Brother's song is closer.

>>44330
No, Zealot. When he is ready, he will come to you.

Deliver him outdoors. Leave a little memento. Perhaps a, mmm, photo of one of those girls. Yes.

Pinned with a knife.

ZEALOT!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/09/14(Mon)00:04 No. 44392 ID: 9e9b47
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>>44333

I suppose he's not QUITE ready yet. I will leave him for now.

The song is strong in this cave. I can hear the faint noises of something making a snarling noise down below. I ready a knife. Nothing down there is worse than me.

Death... death is what I had planned for the other new one from Pallet. Cory. He has potential. Not in the way brother does. I can feel his melancholy is a mask he wears. A lie for others. He has nearly as much ambition as Brother. If directed well he could be useful.

Brother too must be molded. As I must mold to him. I will sculpt my flesh in the epitome of that which I see within him.

Wandering thoughts. Errant dreams. Faded memories, burnt hard into the mind like a scar. Unanswered questions. How should I get down from here, voices?

>>44392
Are those rocks climbable? Could you make it down and then up?

Though it might be hard to carry Brother up. Do we have rope? Perhaps a strong or large Pokémon of our own to relocate Brother? Do we know of an alternate route through the caves?

Any of these will work.

ZEALOT!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/09/14(Mon)08:30 No. 44441 ID: 2cbe3e
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>>44394

Yes, I have pokemon who could ring Brother up. I'll do that. The slope for now is even enough to take on foot. I do so.

When I get to the bottom I see Brother. His pokemon are scattered around him, none moving. Things are very quiet around here. This place makes me edgy. Brother's song is not waning. I can hear the singing of his blood right now. The crescendo that is his heart thunders out a tune to me, an orchestra that drowns out everything else.

What now? Any Questions? Anything else I should check? Go right to Brother?

>>44441
The pokemon are part of his strength. Check them, see how they fare. If he loses them, his lust for power might lessen, so preserving their existence is as important as keeping brother alive. If necessary, use potions or other restoratives to insure their survival, then return them to their pokeballs, and place the pokeballs back on brother's person.

After all, when he wakes up, having them will put his mind at ease, and only reassure brother that his thoughts are right, that his lust for power will not steer him wrong.

And we WANT brother to lust for as much power as possible, right?

>>44441
... is there a purple Pokéball in the area, Zealot? We are, mm, very curious to know~

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/09/14(Mon)12:56 No. 44522 ID: 2cbe3e
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>>44452

I do not see any sort of unusual-looking pokeball around here.

>>44445

I check Brother's fallen pokemon. Seems his Charmeleon, Mareep and Nidorino will do just fine, they've just taken quite a beating. I'll go and return them...

Hmm. As I approach Brother's body, his Nidorina gets slowly to her feet and glares at me, placing herself between Brother and I.

Little cheeky bastard. I can hear the song of her heart, and though she is frightened she is also determined. I believe she can smell what I am but does not concern herself.

I am positive I can reach my knife faster than it can attack.

Now now. What would Brother think of us doing that to his tools? There will be plenty of deserving upstarts to kill later.

Return the insolent thing to its ball.

>>44522
The creatures are good at detecting intent.

Tell the creature you do not wish brother any harm, you want him safe, then slowly return it to it's pokeball.

>>44522

I'm sure you can curbstomp it even faster. Kick it a few times to establish superiority. Steve might still need his little toys, don't break them. When Steve is ready you can repay this slight on you by this dirty thing. Mayby Steve will do it for you as a test to see if he's ready?

ZEALOT!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/09/14(Mon)13:39 No. 44551 ID: 2cbe3e
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>>44531
>>44532

I'll... not kill this thing. Brother does need a team to rely upon.

>>44535

I do deliver it a swift boot to the face, however. It's obviously not expecting the attack, and cries out in pain as blood gushes from her snout. I find Brother's pokeballs and return the stupid thing. I find all the rest of his pokeballs and return the rest as well.

Just me and Brother... I feel, for the first time in a while, a bit more whole.

I know I am not sane. That's the only thing that keeps me completely together. I cannot help but end the songs of the others, for they are just fingernails digging into my spine, but brother's song is different. He is not pure like so many of the others. His heart harbors dark feelings, violent acts and sexual perversions. I drink in the song of his blood with my ear as I lay my head against his heart. For a contented moment, the song is all I comprehend.

>>44551
Ahhh....

Well, this has been a nice moment, but you cannot risk him waking now, can you?

So let's bring him to the Pewter side entrance to mount moon, and leave him to be found by some trainer. He will wake, and wonder if this was a dream.

And in this dream, his savior could have been you.

>>44551
Leave him a souvenir. A knife, perhaps.
Not anywhere important, just sitting nearby, or in his belt.
He might suspect, but this is the best way to confirm.

>>44551
This is very important. You must steal his hand soaps.

Especially the purple one. That is the best. <3

>>44558
Wait, I've got it.
Refill any empty whiskey bottles he has with urine.
Depending on his grogginess, it should be hilarious and inspire more hatred and perversion.

ZEALOT!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/09/19(Sat)02:41 No. 47001 ID: 9e9b47
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>>44569

His... hmm. Brother has multicolored, decorative, shell-shaped hand soaps on his person. I don't have much use for them but I'll take the purple one I suppose.

>>44865

That is childish. A schoolyard prank.

>>44555

His savior was myself in his dreams? I doubt it. Brother doesn't think we're as connected as I do.

>>44558

Well, I find a pair of shorts in his pocket. I take those, and replace them with a knife. I also summon Tyranitar to help carry Brother out of here.

We reach the path leading out of the cave. This pokemon Brother has caught... will it make Brother strong? Or will it make him complacent? I have great hopes that Brother will treat it correctly.

Anything else I should do with brother? Anything else I should do before I drop him off, along with you voices of sanity?

>>47001
>with you voices of sanity?

Kiss brother, kiss him with tongue. Soon he'll be with you, forever.

>>47001
give his shorts back.

if I understand you correctly, you're jacking his only change in underwear.

>>47001
Keep the shorts. :D

Drop him off on a cliff overlooking Cerulean. Let him man his way there.

ZEALOT!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/09/19(Sat)21:25 No. 47653 ID: 9e9b47
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>>47012

...Yes I suppose it's positive I'm leaving you behind for blessed madness soon. To clarify, I have no romantic or sexual feelings for Brother. It just feels good to be with a kindred soul.

>>47079

He can buy another pair of pants. Plus, if I do not have these, how can I truly learn to be more like the man?

>>47093

Yes I'll keep them. I leave brother on a clif overlooking the city. I can see the glow from the buildings even up here. I return Tyranitar and get ready to...

Ohhh... look at that. Looking below, I spot a familiar shape. The boy Cory... the one who Brother fought at the beginning of his journey. Interesting. What should I do about this curious happenstance?

>>47653
Let us foster competition and wrath between him and Brother. Brother needs a good... rival. Someone to antagonise him.

Let us greet this fool and tell him some delicious falsehoods. Let him know that 'Steve' has been mocking his progress and spreading lies about him. Give him reason to hate Brother, so that he will seek out Brother in the future.

Fostering antagonism between Brother and this man will harden Brother and bring him closer to Us.

>>47658
i agree with this, also, scare him if you like but dont hurt him

Didn't you say something about wanting to get Cory to join Team Rocket?

ZEALOT!ifOCf11HXk 2009/09/21(Mon)14:11 No. 48850 ID: 2cbe3e
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>>47658
>>47660

Yes, I'll go and stir up a bit of antagonism! Perfect. I summon Crobat, and have him bring me down to the ground swiftly. The boy looks up when I land, but he doesn't say anything as I approach. "G-Greetings! You must b-be this C-Cory I've heard s-so much about."

He nods. "Yeah, I'm Cory."

He doesn't seem too concerned at my presence. This doesn't happen often. "I heard your n-name from that t-trainer back in Pewter City, Steve... he's b-been talking quite a lot about y-you, you know. I h-heard him talking to those g-girls about h-how he defeated your B-bulbasaur."

Cory looks completely unfazed. In fact, he looks a little bit bored. "Yeah, I'm not a great trainer. I know that. Also, I don't really care what Steve or those girls think about me. I actually feel bad for Steve. He doesn't have any friends, and he's kind of a drunk. Can I go now? I'd like to get to bed soon."

...damn. I've never met such indifference.

>>47735

I was considering it, but I didn't think I'd run into the problem of the kid just not caring about anything. What should I do or say to Cory now?

>>48850
honestly, this kind of indifference usually stems from extreme depression, or boredom. you'll probably have to fix one of those.



or he could just be high on something.

>>48850
This.... indifference. It is troubling. Does his blood sing as others do, or is it also different?

>>48850
This man is a lame rival. Clearly there's only one thing to do.

End his song.

ZEALOT!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/09/21(Mon)23:54 No. 49217 ID: 9e9b47
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>>48900

Blood singing differently is very rare. No, this one's blood is normal. He is just... very confident in himself. Not necessarily in his abilities.

>>48862

All possibilities. I'm intrigued.

"T-tell me my b-boy, nothing seems to s-surprise you much. How a-are you such the unf-flappable lad?"

Cory shrugs. I'm interested that he doesn't seem more alarmed. Most people find unease in the mask. I can smell his mind though. Naive. He doesn't think there are people like me. "I mean, if I let things annoy me I'd be annoyed a lot. I just ignore stuff that bothers me, and that's a lot of stuff. I like this pokemon journey so far because it's what I want to do and there's hardly anyone around."

>>48905

This one might not deserve to die. I guess it wouldn't be easy driving this one to hate Brother. I am honestly at a loss for what to do.

>>49217
It seems this one is beyond your reach then. Give him up, he is a lost cause. Not everyone need be part of the grander tale. Cory is content to sit on the side lines - let him sit aside.

>>49217
Hrm. This one is tough, boss. It is hard to stir antagonism in one who does not feel frustration or pain.

Perhaps we are looking at this situation wrong. If we cannot fluster Cory into hating Steve, perhaps we can trick Brother into hating Cory. For his own benefit, of course.

Anybody have ideas? How could we do this?

>>49217

Naive, eh? Tell him he's a pretty cool guy and would he like to hang out with us for a while. We have such sights to show him. Best places to find pokemon, where to train them and how to carve dirty whores. After we are through with him he'll be a changed man. Will anybody be able to regonize him then?

man fuck you hatas Cory is coo

focus on killing that bitch Judy

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/09/27(Sun)21:23 No. 52841 ID: 9e9b47
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>>49247
>>49237

Yes of course! I'll bring him along with me... hehehe... I'll teach him all sorts of things! "Y-young man, w-would you mind if I a-accompanied you to the t-town? I'm quite the p-pokemon trainer and c-could give you some t-tips."

Cory shrugs. "Sure thing. It'll be nice to have someone else along I suppose."

>>49529

Both those badbadbad girls may need to be punished... we can't have some stupid bimbos, some AIRHEADS, some SLUTS to corrupt brother...

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/09/27(Sun)21:23 No. 52842 ID: 9e9b47
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>>52841

Soon we'll be a family. I'll have Brother and we can be a family.

>>52842

Topic to be continued in new thread.