>>333574
@Abed:
After you're done, you should give her a partial confession
"In the past few months I've done... things that I'm not proud of, and I think you deserve to know. I'm not ready to talk about all of them, but... all things in time, right? I'm not looking for or expecting forgiveness, just that you try to understand and let me finish my story before you release your anger.
For some background, I've always been not quite right in the head. Not dangerously so, I just have trouble feeling guilt or shame, and I don't think the same way most people do. This makes it hard to pick up on things like subtlety or read peoples emotions, which has made it very hard to fit in. I adapt to changes quickly, and what you sense from me comes from trying to enjoy whatever I do.
I had an old friend. A doctor. I had had his sister as a lover, and I discovered that after we broke off our romance she bore my child. I was told she was selling services door to door, but I didn't understand that meant she turned to prostitution. Understand, had I known I would have helped her.
My doctor friend diagnosed me with testicular cancer, and convinced me that I needed castration to survive. When I found out he was simply out for revenge I slew him in my anger, and discovered that the patient notes he kept for me were nothing but hateful words and scribbles. It... was not the best decision, and although I feel no guilt I do regret my poor self control.
Unfortunately, that's when the dragon attacked - yes, the same one. By the time I got close to the dragon half the city was gone, and the only thing I could think of to survive was to seduce the dragon. It worked, but he took me back to his lair. He would have simply eaten me afterwards, but when his hunger returned and I tried to shift to something unappetizing I found his seed had already taken root. He decided to keep me as his... No, I'm not ready to talk about that, and you don't want to hear it.
I made plans to escape, but they all relied on the dragon not coming after me. Since I was no match for him in a fight, I needed him to trust me.
Eventually he sent me into a town to scout out where the valuables would be so they wouldn't burn with the rest of the town. There were three adventurers in town, but after getting a good look at them I realized that they stood no chance of even warding the dragon off. There was no way to save anybody; if I warned anybody he would just hunt them down and prolong their suffering, and my fate wouldn't be so merciful as theirs.
I did what I was told, and to 'prove my loyalty' I seduced the adventurers and gave them each a wonderful night followed by a quick death. They died happy, instead of horrified.
The town burned, and I helped with the slaughter - don't think harshly of it; a slash across the neck is a quick death, and if you heard the wailing of the people burning alive or the screams of the ones who were eaten in pieces I doubt you would do differently.
The next day I convinced the dragon to let me go out into the world under the pretense of wanting to grow in power so I could better serve him, and securing a better lair for him. He gave me items from his horde to help insure his child's survival and let me go.
That brings us up to when we met.
You... should also know that Versparki stayed behind ostensibly to clear out the derro while I was bringing the prisoners back to town. She brought them to some cave and sacrificed them to open a portal... somewhere. I followed her in and she spoke to some sort of outsider. What happened then is confusing to me, but the thing gave Versparki more power and inflicted a curse on me. Thankfully I'm still alive and my psionic powers insure that I'll never succumb to the thirst for blood, but... I'm scared, Thaae. Mal doesn't know this, and I'd rather ne not find out for awhile, but... When I made love to him the thirst took hold, and I didn't know how bad it would get. I couldn't push him away, but I managed to resist biting him. I know next time will be easier since I know what to expect and how to fight it, but it was a terrifying thing to hold Mal in my arms and not know if he was safe with me.
Even when I've had no control over anything else in my life I've still had control of myself, and to come so close to losing that...

So here I am. A wrong gendered half-vampire pregnant with a red dragon's child.

Thaae, you're right. I'm so lost it's a struggle to even tell the difference between right and wrong. Please, will you be my map and compass?

...

Oh, and I think Versparki knows you suspect her. I won't let her hurt you, but we need to convince her you won't try to hurt her. She told me she turned to undeath because she was angry at life and the world for suffering so much emotionally, and wanted that to stop. I know she's dangerous, but I want to help her. If she can get her life... er, unlife back together, then maybe there's hope for me."

>>333602
Correction: "A wrong gendered dragon-pregnant half-vampire murderhobo."

>>333602
I really do not think that sharing all that information is necessary or constructive. Particularly the "I abandoned my child", "I sleep with and then murder people", "I helped a dragon slaughter an entire town", and "Versparki and I sacrificed a bunch of creatures to an evil god in exchange for power in the form of physical alterations" parts.

I mean, seriously. She doesn't actually like that we're evil, and honesty does not mean full disclosure. If we tell her all that, she'll be completely horrified and probably panic, might well alert someone of what we're up to with the portal, and Versparki would want to kill her to cover it up.

Leave things as they stand, enjoy great sex with someone who thinks they can turn us into a better person, and don't reveal anything that might make them think we're too far gone.

>>333608
I agree with this. She doens't have to know our life story, in fact if we tell her then we will probably have to kill her.

>>333602

how about no.

Psithief 2011/07/30(Sat)10:46 No. 334183 ID: 3bad4c
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>>333586
Mmhm. Faithful? That doesn't seem to matter much anymore. That was a human thing. All the humans she knows are dead. Abed kind of wishes she was an elf.

>>333602 Ow. Abed has a headache now.
What? No..no, Abed's not going to lie to Thaae. Thaae is totally good at picking out direct lies. Lots of that isn't even true. Abed doesn't feel guilt, but she never stops feeling shame.
>>333608
>>334158
Yeah. Yeah! Abed likes Thaae. Or she likes things about Thaae. Some things, mostly the things they have in common. She would love to be loved by Thaae, but Abed isn't sure she's capable of real love herself. She's so focussed on herself that other people cease to matter. Being loved is something that would appeal to her narcissism.

Of course, if Thaae really can heal her mind, that would be cool too. Abed's nearly smart enough to connect all the dots in her completely misalgined mind, maybe Thaae could help her finish. It is constant torture to know what's wrong but not being able to face it.

That's all going to have to wait. Abed's got a gift to receive in a few minutes. She hopes it's something good, because she's barely had a chance to get any wine in her.
>>332347 (Turn down the gift)
Of course, that might be funny too. Depends what it is.

Ah..here we go. Time to go be all sexy and awesome and get praised by everyone in the room! Woo!
Myyn calls for the room's attention.
>"Thank you all for coming. Tonight we celebrate the return of our lost friends, and remember those who could not. To their rescuer we are thankful. Abed?"
Abed stands next to Myyn.
>"In our gratitude we are presenting you with the item contained within this box. Please open it so we can savour your surprise!"
Elves are funny. Okay then..
Abed opens the box. Inside is..

ITEMS ACQUIRED: 1x DEED TO ELVEN HOUSE 1x KEY TO ELVEN HOUSE
Wow, this is exactly what I need! Sweet. I guess they can afford to do this what with all the elves dying horribly around these parts.
Uh..better say something.
"I'm extremely pleased!"
>"Welcome to our community Abed. We need strong and courageous people like you around!"
She then adds with a whisper:
>"Not to mention the taxes!"
No, no, elves are SNEAKY. Still, this is perfect.
Abed thanks everyone, and then mingles for the rest of the evening. She absolutely adores the attention she gets about her appearance.
The evening winds down, so she bids Versparki goodbye and retrieves her cool stuff from the cloak guy behind the counter.
Thaae's waiting for her.
>"Abed." She's smiling.
"Thaae." They hug. "Come on, I have a home here now! I need you to show me where it is."
>"I can do that."
"And stay the night?"
>"Mmmhmm."
Today has been a very, very good day. Tomorrow? Tomorrow I guess we have to deal with her jealous boy-toy, Maldrimir.

MEANWHILE
In a dark place...
Lasers!
My name is Boose.

crank the bass to eleven and upts umpts umpts with the lazers

>>334183
So Bosse, what's up with the lasers and stuff?

Like, booze? Booze and lasers is all you really need. Time to party.

Hey Caboose. Laser the FUCK outta that darkness. Also, SHOW US YOUR FACE.

 

>>334184
The dark place thunders with the sound of lasers and techno trance.
>>334360
Caboose..laser..face? Like this?
My name is Boose and you will fear my laser face!
>>334283
Booze? No, Boose. Like all the great Booses.
Boose Kamphell - This is my boomstick
Boose Leigh - The greatest fighter didn't die, he just jumped to the moon.
and the awesome nine-aligned Bhatman, Boose Wain.

Of course, he has to be careful. If he spelt his name properly they'd be able to find him. Strangely a name like Br--er--oose will attract more attention than stories of a shadowy figure that kills with beams of light.

Right now he's underground, killing snakes. Construct snakes, fire snakes, evil snakes. You know, just snakes in general. Each snake head is worth a little bit of money, so a lot of snake heads is worth a lot of money!

So Boose, what's with the snakes?

>>334429
Bruce, who's that dude talking to you?

I know this pregnant guy who killed a snake once. you should totally meet her.

where are you and how many snake heads do you have?

>>334429
So what have these snakes done to be classified as evil? You know, I think that if you used your vast wealth to get at the underlying reasons for the snakes being evil and stuff, you could help much more than just firing your lasers in the dark.

Psithief 2011/07/31(Sun)04:27 No. 334547 ID: 3bad4c
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>>334434
What? Where?
KSSSSHHHHHHH. Laser light burns as Boose fires wildly.
Nope. Nothing. I gotta stop having conversations with myself in my head.
>>334435
Hey, Boose isn't allowed to react to spoilers!
Boose.. is underground somewhere.
There was a reward for snake heads in this elven town he was passing through. So he headed underground and found some snakes!
He's been underground for maybe six days now.
Now there are about seventy snake heads of various types hanging from his belt. There would be more, but a lot of the time he's doing so much damage to these snakes they don't even have heads anymore.
Still, it's fun. Shooting things is fun, especially when it's dark and they can only see the laser light.
Sure, maybe they aren't technically lasers because they don't just emit photons, but it's how people imagine lasers would work so meh.

Pew, pew pew.

Boose is a psychic rogue and a non-casting ranger. He wields two 'laser' pistols, and can make up to five separate attacks in six seconds. He is an exceptionally gifted sneaky guy, and has elven crafted magic items that assist in his sneakyness.
Finally, he has a ring so that he cannot be seen with darkvision - only light can reveal his presence.
He also has a crystal embedded in the palm of his left hand. It takes up the majority of the palm and is transparent all the way through the other side. Somehow his bones and tendons are phased out where the crystal is present, allowing him the full use of his fingers.
The crystal does some cool stuff, especially the interfacing with technology bit. It can also play music.
He is somewhat familiar with early 21st century pop culture, but only through historical records, simulations and recreations.

>>334547
Wait, you got 70 parts from dead snakes on you and the oldest ones are 6 days old? God damn, that has to be some pretty nasty smell. It's probably starting to become time to get back to the surface, cash in your bounty and then spend some of the money on a very nice bath and maybe some company.

Psithief 2011/07/31(Sun)05:00 No. 334554 ID: 3bad4c
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>>334550
What? And spend that time with elves?
That's why he's been down here for six days straight.
He hates elves. They're gen-engineered freaks.

Besides, the smell you can get used to, and it attracts more snakes.
Kind of stupid really. If I could smell rotting human meat I'd stay well away from it.

Also, now that he thinks about it, he's kind of lost. Oops.
Boose is lost underground! What should he do?

>>334554
Well maybe there are some new non elves in town or something, worth checking out at least.

But for that you sort of need a way out of here, and since none seems to be presenting itself immediatly I suggest lasering your way out. Or possibly removing the rotting snake heads and trying to get a sniff of where fresh air might be coming from and heading in that direction.

climb up.

Carve a hole in the ceiling with lasers. Climb through it. Repeat.

Psithief 2011/08/01(Mon)03:08 No. 334958 ID: 3bad4c
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>>334555
>>334584
That's a terrible idea. Why do I come up with terrible ideas? I'm going to follow my trail of destruction back out.
SURVIVAL CHECK - FAILURE
Some hours later...

I suck at this. Well, fine.
Boose starts lasering upwards, creating a spiral staircase and several heaps of pulverised rock.
KSSSSHHHHHHH.

Okay, where did I come out? Oh. Good. Right underneath the town. I'm sure they'll be happy about the stairway to snakeville.
He frowns.
I wonder if I woke anyone up?

[Switch - Abed]
Did the earth just move?

>>334958
You are clearly under attack by Derro survivors. You must kill them!

>>334958
Yes, because you were having such awesome sex. Get some light turned on to check that nothing broke or fell down.

Psithief 2011/08/01(Mon)07:59 No. 335025 ID: 3bad4c
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>>334965
That awesome sex was hours ago. Thaae is trancing, Abed was sleeping sprawled over the bed.
Pff..light? Why do I never have any light?
Abed is unsure whether to activate her darkvision. She's not used to it, so it makes getting back to sleep kind of difficult. (Too bright to sleep)

A very dim light is coming in the window. Abed spends a few moments dreamily staring at Thaae's naked body. Then she goes to the window. She looks, and listens.
LISTEN CHECK - FAILURE SPOT CHECK - FAILURE
I don't even remember what woke me up.
She sighs.
Wanna pee, but don't wanna pee in the dark. Don't know where to find light. Gotta hold on until morning.

She collapses back onto the bed.

[Switch - Boose]
Hmm. I'd better get rid of these heads now.
He checks the job notice.

[Switch - Abed]
*Knock knock knock*
Alright..alright.
*Knock-kna-knock-ada-knock, knock-knock*
Abed opens the door.
"Hey, my door is not a drum!"
>"Niiiiiiice.. oh, here I have snake heads to turn in."
"What the fuck?!"

he's probably got the wrong address. tell him he has the wrong house.

>>335025
Darkvision on!
Tell him you don't want any snake heads.

>>335025
Tell him that you know a direction that his snake can head to.

Which doesn't really maky any sense, but you're tired and grumpy so shit doesn't have to make sense.

Abed, now is a perfect opportunity to pee.

>>335025
This guy's a total douche, Abed. Punch him in the face.

Psithief 2011/08/02(Tue)01:44 No. 335369 ID: 3bad4c
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>>335048 Manifest psionic darkvision, say 'no thx'
>>335046 say 'wrong house'
>>335115 say something incoherent
MANIFEST PSIONIC DARKVISION
The fuck? Now he's harder to see.
"I know where you can stick your snake, but it's not here! Also you stink."
>"But..but this notice it says this house!" He whines.
"New occupant, not interested," she replies, wearily.
>"Argh! I hate this place!" He stamps his foot on the stair.
Abed yawns. "Will you go now?"
>He pauses. "Fine, but before I go do you have any adventurer type work?"
What? Blah. "Yeah, maybe I do, but I'm not talking to some stinky half-invisible random guy in the middle of the night when I could be cuddled up to my girlfriend, especially when all he's going to do is stare at my body instead of talk business. Just be in the den at noon or whatever."
>"Really.. okay I'll" The door shuts in his face mid-sentence.

[Switch - Boose]
Boose stands at the door for a few more seconds.
Hot lesbians, and I can't watch. Hate this place sooo much.
He wanders off.

[Switch - Abed]
Why did I agree to meet him again? Ugh. So tired.
>>335303 Punch him in the face
Yeah. I'll get him good after I sleep.
>>335256 Pee.
Oh yeah. She does, now that she can see her way to the usual place for such things.
Then she goes back to bed.

>Hello beautiful.
Now that Abed knows Thaae is a telepath, Thaae's comfortable speaking directly to her mind.
Hi. You're done resting already? I'm jealous.
>I can teach you how, if you want.
I definitely want!
And so Thaae begins teaching Abed how to trance. It will take two weeks of such teaching sessions to complete, and will be completely useless if Thaae is not present.

(What happens the next day?)

>>335369
Well Boose comes over again, probably, and Abed holds an interview to decide if he's worthy for adventurer work or not. The test consists of him being able to dodge a surprise gutpunch followed by a knee to the face (would have been all wrong with double groin attacks) and ending with a stomp on the nuts. If he can then he's in, if he can't then he's a bitch and can do bitch work.

Psithief 2011/08/02(Tue)10:17 No. 335472 ID: 3bad4c
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The next day...

Abed's in the adventurer den, a glorified tavern for "the idiots that walk among us" as the rest of the community knows them. They're just jealous.
She's waiting for her new 'friend' to arrive.
>"Aha!"
She jolts.
"Alright." ffffff "Very funny. Sit down."
>"Very well."
Abed gets a piece of paper and a pencil out.
"Name?"
>"Boose."
"Skills?"
>"Stealth and ranged combat."
She jots these down, and a few other 'notes'.
"Very good. Come outside, we'll proceed to the practical test."
>"Really? That's it? Okay.."

Boose follows her outside.
"It's a very simple test," she says as they walk. "All you have to do is-"
She turns and punches at his gut.
INITIATIVE - SECOND TO ACT ATTACK d20+7 VS AC 18+4(full defence) - MISS
"-dodge. Wow, that was a pretty poor attack on my part."
>"Yeah, it was."
"Alright, alright. Then-" Be my slave, bastard.
CHARM GAZE DC 15 - FAILURE
>"Argh, what was that?"
"Another test. Uh, you passed."
BLUFF CHECK - SUCCESS
He looks skeptical for a second, but then seems to buy it.
Damn.
She sighs.
"Alright, fine. You can be backup on our next mission."
>"Great! What mission?"
Abed looks at the notice board.

"This one." She points at the one asking for help with the plague.
>"Oh..oh not that one. I don't want to get sick."
"Yes this one! Unless you want to go looking for the dragon. I've seen the dragon, he's veeeery dangerous."
He whimpers.
What a twit.
"I'll go pack. Be here in two hours, we'll pick up our third and get going."
>"..got it."
"Don't stare at my rear when I go, that's for sexy people only."
He turns away.
Weak willed fool.

Abed's now at Maldrimir's door.
Sorry I kept you waiting, Thaae. I hope this goes well.
>It's fine, Abed.
Thaae knocks on his door.
I think we'll be going on another mission today.
>Oh?
>"<Coming..>" It's Maldrimir's voice, of course.
Yeah, I don't know how long it will take.
>Do you want me to come with you?
I..I didn't even think about that!
(Invite Thaae to the party?)

>>335472
Nah, she will just be a distraction for you, and might get in the way of doing some more untasteful things that a murderhobo's life can demand out of one.

You are however free to sex their brains out before you leave. You know, something that will help you keep your mind on the task without distractions for at least a few hours.

>>335472
>(Invite Thaae to the party?)
Thaae is great, but putting her into dangerous situations where we will probably end up acting like a dick in the company of someone who makes her very nervous seems like a triple no to me. Without even getting into the group dynamic problems that bringing lovers along can cause.

We'll see her when we get back.

>>335472
Tell her you're confident in your skill because you've lived a harsh life, but you'd be distracted by worry if she went with you. You're more driven to get things done and go home if you have somebody waiting for you there.
While you'r gone have her invite Mal to share your home; seems like it would be ideal for somebody of your proclivities.

I dunno, would she want to come cure a plague?

Why do I keep drawing these things?! Psithief 2011/08/03(Wed)13:23 No. 336061 ID: 3bad4c
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Yes, I want you to come with me, but I don't think you should.
Thaae smiles.
>Okay.
Be brave now.
Maldrimir opens the door.
>"Hi girls."
>"Hi Maldrimir. Can we come in?"
>"Sure. Hi Abed, what's with the muscles?"
"Oh, nothing really. Just playing around." Or because Thaae likes muscles...
>Mmmmm.
>"Are either of you thirsty? Can I get you anything?"
>"No thanks, Mal. Can we sit down?"
>"Yeah, of course."

They sit down, Abed and Thaae on a comfortable couch, Mal in a comfortable chair.
He likes what he sees.
>Yes, a good man but no brain.
>"Mal, we need to talk.. it's about you and me, and Abed."
>"Oh, right. Yeah, I guess we should work out a fair way to share her, huh? Three days a week each, and a threesome on the remaining day?"
Abed can't help but laugh fondly.
>"Sweetie, it's not that. We've been together for a while now, but there's a problem. What I want and what you want isn't compatible anymore."
>"I..what?"
>"I've really enjoyed your body, Mal, but I don't feel the same way about you as you do about me. You're in love."
>"What? No I'm not.."
>That's a lie, by the way.
Keep going, Thaae.
>"Yes, I know. I thought it wouldn't matter though, but things have changed."
>"How!?"
>"I..I'm in love with Abed, Maldrimir. I want to have a real relationship with her. I can't do that and keep seeing you for sex."
Maldrimir just sits there, his mouth open in shock.
I feel bad for him.
>You're definitely worth saving if you can feel that.
Thanks!
He looks at Abed.
>"Abed..?"
"I'm sorry Mal.. Thaae and I have so much in common. I want to be with her too."
>"Abed, we should go, you have things to do. Mal, I'm sorry, I didn't think I'd find love."
>"Just..just go." He's trying so hard not to tear up.

Outside, Thaae and Abed embrace.
That must be tough.
>I could nearly feel his pain. I'm not proud of myself for using him like that.
I know. He'll be fine, though.
>I hope so.
So, you're going to be all mine then?
>Yes, Abed. All for you.
Do I do the same, then?
>I'd like you to, but I don't expect you to. Not yet. Just come home to me, for now that's all I need.
I will.
Thaae smiles, tearing up a bit.
>Be safe. She leaves for home.

Abed waits for a few minutes, then she knocks on Maldrimir's door again.
He takes a few minutes to open the door.
>"What?" he asks angrily, through tear-irritated eyes.
"I want to talk."
>"I don't want to."
"Too bad." With her superior strength, Abed shoves him back and closes the door behind her.
>"Are you going to hit me?"
"No, Mal." She grabs him, and hugs him. "I'm going to be your friend, 'cause you need one."
They sit on the couch. Maldrimir cries silently a little.
Finally, he says;
>"I want to be angry at you, but it's not your fault. I knew she wasn't interested in love. I just let her.." he trails off.
>"I just wanted sex too, at first. She's special though, and I got to be the one she let in, a bit."
"That's really tough, Mal, but I'll be here for you, and I'll take good care of Thaae too."
>"Thanks. This is weird though. I mean, you've got her and you're going out of your way to make me feel better."
"If you like weird, we can fuck right now."
>"...be small and sexy for me."
"Yes sir!" I'll even scream for you.
CHANGE SHAPE

Abed screams like a little bitch that's being taught a lesson as Maldrimir pumps her roughly.

Later, Abed leaves Maldrimir's home. She sits down on the steps, puts her head in her hands, and thinks I am so damaged.
She rushes home, grabs her pack, sword and shield, and rushes to the adventurer den.

[Switch - Boose]
Holy shits, did she shrink? She doesn't look imposing at all anymore! How should I react to this?

be curious.

>>336061
Ask if she got smaller as some sort of ruse to make you feel more at ease. Seems like you can't trust anything in elfville.

Psithief 2011/08/04(Thu)09:03 No. 336448 ID: 3bad4c
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"What are you? Are you messing with me?"
>"Amateur shapechanger, come on now." She skips off.
She's humming.
Boose follows behind.
"Did you just get laid?" 'cause you're glowing..
>"I sure did. Mmm." She continues humming.
Argh, I want some of that.

[Switch - Abed]
Do, doo, doo doo do doot.

[Switch - Boose]
The two of them leave the town and march towards the derro caverns.
She finds the rope and climbs down.
>"Come on in."
Booze climbs down. It's dark.
>"Yeah, I'm bringing someone new. No, I'm not. Really! I don't know."
She seems to be having a one-sided conversation with herself.
What have I gotten myself into?
MANIFEST PSIONIC DARKVISION
>"Oh that's great. I bought you a pack, too."
"Are you talking to the voices?"
She makes a show of talking to her ring.
"Oh, you're on the phone. Got it."
She raises an eyebrow, but then continues to chatter away.

They walk for twenty minutes, the girl keeps her one-sided conversation up. She's giggling and cheerful, completely different from the interview.
>"There she is! Hello!" She's seen her ally.
The woman is an elf in a long white coat. She has deep red hair and piercing eyes. Her gaze is as cold as stone when he looks at her, but softens when she looks at the girl.
>"Versparki! I can't wait to see what you've got under that coat."
>"It is delightful. I feel whole." There's a clicking sound as she speaks.
>"You're so twisted, haha! Alright, this is Boose. He says he's sneaky."
>"He is, I can't see him." Click clack.
>"Oh, me either, but I can hear him." She turns in his general direction. "I can hear his blood, and it's all in one place at the moment."
>"Where did you find him, Abed?" Clack click clack.
So that's her name. Huh. Strange name.
>"He came to my door in the middle of the night, wanted to give me some snake." She hip thrusts. "I turned him down."
>"Really? That's unusual of you." Click.
>"He's very offputting once you let him speak. I'm in a good mood though, and I'm looking to share some blood and gore with you Versparki."
>"Abed, you're so romantic." Click click.
Yep, my detect adventurer sense is tingling.
>"So is there anything to see down here?"
>"Not yet. I will go pack, thank you for bringing this bag." Clack. Click clack.
>"You're welcome! Hey, let's use that orb now."
>"You may deal with it." Versparki gives Abed a small dark orb, then leaves.
>"Boose!"
"Yes?"
>"I want you to eat this." She holds out the orb.
"What?!"
>"Come on, it'll be fun. What can I do to convince you?" She's got a mischevious little grin on her face.
Uh..? Well..

>>336448
I'm sure you have been told not to eat stuff given to you by mysterious strangers and stuff. But you're also in a somewhat shitty situation where they could probably kill you and nobody would miss you. So I guess ask what the thing does and then maybe ask for a handjob.

>>336453
Boose can give himself a handjob. Ask for anal.

Yes, you must ask for buttsecks!

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Boose whispers his request to Abed. She chortles.
>"Now this is the part where I tell you this orb is actually a magic item with the power of darkness, perfect for someone like you. I have it, and you want it, so I suppose it's only fair that I get to shove something into your arse, right?"
"You.. bitch!"
She laughs at him.
>"Maybe I should eat it then, since that's not a price you're willing to pay?" She raises the globe to her mouth as if to take a bite. "Mmm, power of darkness."
She closes her eyes and licks the globe like she's pleasuring it.
Tease!

He then notices a small creature coming from a tunnel behind her.
"Derro!" he shouts, grabbing his pistols.
>"Huh? Wait.."

it's Vesparki's zombie. don't shoot it.

>>336798
Oh that's just an undead abomination they keep around as a minion, probably. But it's likely a better idea to inform her of it and let her handle it than shooting at it, she might misunderstand it and think you're attacking her and then fist you with an orb of shadows or whatever it is, which would probably be a bit unpleasant at first.

And so Abed convinced Boose not to shoot the zombie, and Versparki returned.
Abed told Boose that Versparki was an undead monster, and that she was a monster, but he should run away because they were both totally loaded with money.
Then Abed emptied her magic bag on the cavern floor, and Boose was like 'OMG, so much monies.'
Then Boose asked why they wanted him, and they said they liked the idea of having a sneaky person.
What was in it for him?, he asked. They said mostly just monies and power.
He told Abed that he would join them if she gave him sex.
She said she was not interested, and would never be interested in giving him sex.
So he haggled, and eventually he got to touch her boobs.

Then they adventured to find and stop the plague of approaching doom.
THE END.

>>337008
What.

>>337010

What.

>>337046
that's what