dont make any comment about her tits
dont even look at them

instead openly fondle your butt

Tell her she has a great personality.

ignore the tits, they are too big

Foxtits clearly has the perfect size

Ask her how she stands. Those hands should be helping support, not being all sassy on her hips.

Then help her with your own hands.

Ask to see her rack, of guns.

are those real..?

Ayu 2011/08/14(Sun)15:53 No. 340004 ID: e8cd4a
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You wipe some drool from your mouth and speak.

>"I'd like to handle your massive rack, of guns. What's with the big ones ? Was there some sort of contest between geneticists ?"

"That's entirely accurate in a way. I'd like to see that sweet piece of yours as well .."

Baph returns inside where you follow and let her inspect your Grand Rifle.

"Your Neo-Grand is a robust, elite model. The compactness lends a weakness to round capacity, but excels in most areas otherwise. I'll give you something nice for it."

Weapon Classification :
Features :

(Generate a weapon or refuse. Submit a drawing and / or provide a text description.)

Suggestion 2011/08/14(Sun)16:10 No. 340010 ID: 178c80
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Because.

>>340010
Given all the little creatures running around making elemental attacks, this. :V
(Also, best Steve joke in months.)

Suggestion 2011/08/14(Sun)19:09 No. 340084 ID: c114a4
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Weapon Classification : SMG
Features : 50 round clip
Grenade launcher

>>340084
not enuff dakka

Suggestion 2011/08/14(Sun)19:35 No. 340094 ID: c8e9cd
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I suck at weapons, so this thing probably has a thousand an one flaws.

Baron of Spades 2011/08/14(Sun)20:06 No. 340113 ID: 2ae337
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My addition. The mary-sue-iest gun that'll be posted I bet you.

Suggestion 2011/08/14(Sun)21:32 No. 340136 ID: bdf35e
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"Damn this guy has a huge penis."

Suggestion 2011/08/15(Mon)03:19 No. 340212 ID: 8aca02
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Works like a grenade launcher, but it's able to launch more than simple grenades.

From incendiary grenades, to proximity mines and even automated sentry guns that will hover and shoot any target within perimeter.

Ayu 2011/08/15(Mon)15:58 No. 340398 ID: e8cd4a
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*** Launcher
* Sub-Machinegun
** Rifle
* Handgun

Result
36 round automatic rifle with advanced launcher module. Titan Grenadiers Rifle.
Programmable Anti-Personnel Rifle Grenade, Incendiary Rifle Grenade, Catcher, Shot Shell

How the Steve Catcher works : Fire or arm and throw when empty at a weakened target to capture it's energy properties; you must find and retrieve the catcher. Fire or throw a loaded catcher to release the energy at landing or 1.8s in-flight; you must find and retrieve the catcher. Golf ball size when chambered and expands to Apricorn size after leaving barrel.

"This is a Titan rifle, selectable fire and magazined. Typical, but with a larger, more manageable round capacity. It just so happens to take the same pointed ammunition as your Grand; I've consolidated the magazines for you. Below is an advanced launcher used by the inner special forces. You won't see this type of launcher anywhere unless you're fighting with or against the best. The Grenadiers make some wild implements; you should take a look at the catcher, it's some kind of programmable energy weapon. Lots of fun."

In your excitement feeling up the new weapon, you just barely remember wanting to ask about Sectalis.

>"I'd like to ask some questions involving a Forte rifle you might have dealt with."

"Mm .. The old Forte is a big relic. A small, snow white lago-like arranged the purchase. He carried traps; only those from the woods shanty have business with the things .. You should know how this works before I continue; I'll share what I know, then you have to do something extra for me."

You're not sure how to respond ..

"His name is Gun. He meets at a bunker in the woods to talk to Andrew, the affairs manager's secretary. The something extra is a severed, humanoid head. Think you can do that, hon ?"

She's insane. You agree reluctantly, unsure if you ever will keep your end of the deal.

There is a wireless communication signed Sarah.

'sarah : public locker 664 my gift to you. pizza'

More gunfire from the coast. Baph smiles.

Will you go to the public lockers, the coast shanty, the soda fountain, or elsewhere ?

The AP rifle grenade will be chambered by default and set to contact-detonation unless a change in grenade or program is suggested.

Those aren't tits, those are severed heads.

Go to the public locker, it's intriguing.

>>340403
Worst of all, I do believe our zero-personal-space protagonist has completely failed to uphold her personal code of conduct. Rectify this immediately. (Honk.)

Set grenade setting to: Detonate .5s after contact. Sometimes leaving it to bounce back is better. The pizza's okay in that locker, ain't gonna cool out so fast. I guess that means we head to the soda fountain. We need a fucking drink right now. Oh, and:

"Thanks for the rifle again. Honk honk."

>>340403
Oh god, it all makes sense now

Ayu 2011/08/15(Mon)22:48 No. 340573 ID: e8cd4a
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You set the AP grenade to contact-delay 0.5s. The grenade can be programmed in all kinds of ways, one example gives it proximity mine behavior; you'll be sure to experiment with it.

Split between going to the lockers or fountain, you make an attempt to rectify the gross neglect of your code of conduct, but fail. Trader Baph has moved.

You claw at the reinforced doors and shed a single tear. Next time ..

Groovy

in fact, say groovy.

>>340573
QUICK ASK HER IF SHE ACCEPTS THE OTHER KIND OF HEAD IN TRADE

get your stress out by murdering the critters extra hard.

Go to the locker and see what sweet present has Sarah left for you.

Ayu 2011/08/16(Tue)13:04 No. 340724 ID: e8cd4a
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You arrive at the public lockers and look for lot 664. Adjacent is a pizza bakery with a private security guard standing at attention.

As you inspect the locker, the guard walks closer and raises a baton. E is suspicious, and probably for good reason; locker 666 is busted in.

The locker asks for a ten-digit code. You can try to bypass the mechanism, circuitry, or computer security at risk of setting off alarms, or piece together at least some digits to reduce hack time.

The message said something about pizza ? You can see a young man at a table littered with pizza sleeves. How strange ..

Well, go talk to him!

Steal a box they have a million uses.

>>340727
>>340724
Cardboard boxes? Let's go metal gear solid on that guard. For no reason. Nevermind let's just get some pizza

>>340724

Get the pizza box, maybe there a clue in it

By the way Ayu someone is topless in the bottom left. You know what to do.

Ayu 2011/08/16(Tue)15:18 No. 340751 ID: e8cd4a
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You confront the young man and grab a corrugated pizza sleeve.

>"That's a lot of pizza sleeves. What are you up to ?"

"Funny. I'm wondering the same, but to you. Get lost."

You suspect he might be searching for clues to the locker code as well.

There is a number written on the box with an angle shape below it. 255255.

Will you enter a code or try something else ?

>>340751
is that a girl with her shirt open in the bottom left?

>>340751
"Accidentally" trip and break the dudes glasses. Then hit on the girl with her tits out.

Ayu 2011/08/16(Tue)21:12 No. 340797 ID: e8cd4a
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You 'trip' and break his glasses. Clumsy you !

Ayu 2011/08/16(Tue)21:40 No. 340803 ID: e8cd4a
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The person at the lockers is indeed top-free. Both hands verify this. It is a very smooth and uninteresting chest.

E is puzzled, and says something in a language unknown to you before pulling away.

Not a single thought about the code passes you. If you don't want to try some codes, your options are to break into the locker using your Mechanized / Technopath skills or forget about it.

break into it~

Codes are for pussies. Plus, maybe it's the code to blow up the locker. Did you ever think of that???

Break into that shit.

The code could be a trap, so we may as well bypass it.

>>340803
Just hack it.

Try 1073741824

Try the one you found in the pizza box

Ayu 2011/08/17(Wed)13:02 No. 340934 ID: e8cd4a
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You enter some codes into the locker.

1073741824 DENY
2552550000 DENY

You won't stand for this. You are a competent Technopath; it's cracking time !

You successfully bypass the computerized security and access the locker.

You find 85 Rise and a small trinket inside an envelope. There is a chart of some sort with symbols; it seems familiar somehow, and important. You open the envelope and feel an energy resonate in hand ..

Color :
Material :

Teal
Tungsten-carbide
Solid Dragon Dildo Double-pack

>>340945
What? No...
Go with what worked for us.
Color: Black
Material: Molybdenum
Spoilers say: You can't alter the outcome using spoiler tags. Unless the author is genuinely amused by your comment.

Color: Transparent
Material: Nothing

red
unobtainium.

>>340934
Color: Pearlescent
Material: Dilithium

>>340955
This right here.

Color: black
Material: Wood

Color : One Green, one Blue
Material : Eyeballs, belonging to David Bowie

>>340955
this

>>340934
Pale
Flesh

Pink

cobalt

Ayu 2011/08/17(Wed)20:25 No. 341076 ID: e8cd4a
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The trinket is very hard and dense. It is a dark color, almost black, and metal-like. The energy is strong but it isn't a presence; more like an absence, and it disappears from sight at certain angles. Most unusual. Your closest guess is an exotic Hornet Carbide. You feel a change in your abilities as you pin it; it's difficult to tell what exactly.

You arrive at the fountain, but cannot find Anne.

An orca bartender greets you.

"Greetings, soldier. What can I get you ?"

is that bartender bandaged up?

>>341076
Ask for milk from the tap.

Ayu 2011/08/18(Thu)00:37 No. 341140 ID: e8cd4a
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The orca is indeed bandaged. You vaguely remember her at the square before the creature attacks.

You approach the counter, as you are actually quite hungry and thirsty.

>"I'll have milk, from the tap."

"Milk ? I guess it -is- pretty late."

She makes you a glass, which you finish in seconds.

"Long turn, officer ? You're packing something fierce, there. I imagine it's because of those creatures ? Nasty .."

"The classics are 1.18 today, still thirsty ?"

>>341140
Not the tap you meant, but it turned out great. Get just another glass of milk and ask about the attack.

Sure, why not. While you drink ask the orca if she's seen Anne around.

Drink more milk. it's fucking good for you.

"you doing anything later or is the rest of your night all wrapped up"

Chocolate malk.

Ask about how she ended up like that and inquire about Anne. Also, order some chocolate milk, you've had a long day and deserve a treat.

Ayu 2011/08/18(Thu)14:17 No. 341256 ID: e8cd4a
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You have a few more glasses of milk.

>"Are you doing anything later or is the rest of your turn wrapped up ? How did you get those injuries anyway ?"

She laughs. "I got caught in that inferno at the square. The medics told me to rest but I have a business to run ! I would be burned alive sooner than deprive Overmars of liquid fun-"

>"I should inform you there will be an evacuation very soon. Please arrange your business accordingly. Have you seen Anne around ? The affairs manager-"

"Oh, yes she was here for a bit. She looked real bothered by something and left for a bit. That's her, actually. What timing !"

Anne arrives and speaks to you. She seems alarmed.

"If I give you the credentials, I want you to help me with something. I'm looking for my siblings but I'm being followed-"

An unusual enters the fountain and a patron opposite the counter rises from es seat, drawing a revolver.

"Get down !"

Dare him with your grenade launcher.

Get down but arm yourself as you get down, fire if it's an assailant. E may be defending us from something unseen.

get on the floor and walk the dinosaur. Actually, get observe the individual and see if there is an instance that you can use to overturn the situation in your favor.

GRAB Anne and THROW her behind the counter, telling her to get down. If she's been followed, she might be the target.

Then draw your weapon and get down yourself, see what happens next.

Actually if the grenades have a minimum distance to explode you can probably use that thing like a slug shotgun.

Do some sweet dance moves for the ladies.

Ayu 2011/08/18(Thu)19:38 No. 341370 ID: e8cd4a
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You swing in front of Anne and throw her over the counter. Your Hornet pin shines brightly like the caustic energy from before.

Your quizzical state is interrupted as metal shot slices down your wrist. E fires only a single round and stops, seemingly frozen by the unusual's presence.

The unusual ducks behind a trash bin and hurls it with a kick.

Who are these people, why is the trinket reacting ?

>>341370
Oooh does that thing have smoke rounds? try and peg him with one.

Request everyone calm down and undress.

get rid of the pin, it looks like it's draining your shape!

Shoot a few warning shots (with the rifle, not the grenade launcher jeez) and demand the unusual to freeze and explain what the fuck is he doing.
He looks unarmed. So, if after your question he pulls a weapon, shoot him.

Ayu 2011/08/19(Fri)13:19 No. 341578 ID: e8cd4a
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You get rid of the pin and fire two warning shots. The unusual peels back with hands raised, but the attacker fires at you immediately and lunges for the counter.

You are clipped hard in the lung. You return fire, and although waves of frag ravage the attacker's torso, pieces slice through your arms and face as well in self-damage.

Anne jumps out from behind the counter with the killing move, throwing a bolt of energy at the attacker. A massive electronic signal erupts from es position before e falls motionless.

You have collapsed.

>"Explain yourselves, all of you-"

The unusual speaks. He has a masculine voice with an extremely thick inner accent. "Soon, but first your injuries. I may have put many in danger by coming here .. Did you detect that signal ? That's for a sleeve-"

If no action is taken, only moments of consciousness remain.

Show them yer trauma kit.

>>341578
Trauma kit trauma kit do not pass out oh god

Use a delicious trauma kit.

Trauma kits are a cool invention right about now.

Also try to recover shape. Whatever the fuck that means.

Say, "Oh god he shot me! This isn't even the first date, but you've got to take my top off. Seal up the chest wound, my lung got hit, it'll collapse without being sealed. The trauma kit should have what you need."

use the welder

Ayu 2011/08/19(Fri)17:26 No. 341624 ID: e8cd4a
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You focus, recovering your shape. You take out your Trauma Kit and show it to the unusual. Your words are interrupted by spasms in breathing. He dumps the contents and begins work.

>"I've been shot-*hc* Use the sealer or my lung will collapse .. I know this isn't even the first .. date; how aboutaname-"

An energy rushes along the fountain floor like fluid. It is rather forceful and painfully cold. You seem to handle being washed over better than the others, who make pained noises and scramble to dry ground.

"It's Casper. I want to ask you so many questions, Ayu."

Answers will have to wait. You seem to be semi-conscious, unable to do much of anything but watch and listen while the cold surrounds you.

Casper moves you to the counter and runs outside. There is a thunderous sound of rushing water.

Suggestion 2011/08/19(Fri)17:34 No. 341628 ID: 0d095c
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>>341625
My god... It cannot BE!

Beyond 2011/08/19(Fri)17:42 No. 341630 ID: e8cd4a
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Select one.

Ayu / Casper

It is still Ayu's turn.

>>341630
Casper.

>>341630
Ayu. As it has been, it MUST BE.

Both. A short Casper segment then more Ayu. All the Ayu.

Ayu.

Guys c'mon lets be Casper we'll get to see what someone without extreme-european-lack-of-powers can do. He has ice power so we must snap-freeze some bad guys for great justice.

Casper please.

Aeiou

Casper

Let's give Ayu a break we almost killed her.

Casper.