[1/2] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/06/29(Wed)11:46 No. 319492 ID: 8ec41f
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They say this spring is magic. If you soak yourself in the water, all your bad luck will go away.

I didn't think it was true for a long time, but now I'm sure it is! From now on, I'm going to be a new person!

[2/2] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/06/29(Wed)11:46 No. 319493 ID: 8ec41f
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H-ha! It's cold, but I feel luckier already!

...

I think...

You have violated the Sacred Spring. You are now forevermore cursed to hear the voices of The Many in your head.

Also please continue spreading rumor that we get rid of bad luck. Shit like that is hilarious to us.

>>319493
Better try it out. Lets hit the Casinos!

>>319493
HAHAHAHA... Gets rid of bad luck, eh? You're in for a world of FUN.

I think you are no longer a sergal.

>>319493
We are INSIDE you.

Contemplate that.

try drinking some of the water

Speak the name of the one thing that you've always wanted. You probably won't get that but we'll whisper things to you as you inevitably go off to quest for that anyway that may or may not be marginally helpful.

Hello. You have been selected for your general qualifications as a designated protagonist, a position that comes with the standard package of plot armor, adventure, companions and incessant voices telling you what to do with various levels of competence. To finalize this process, please state your identity, goal, and favorite color.

Greetings, Recipient #407601 Of The Magical Waters Of The Spring Of Terrible Decisions. Here are some things for you to consider.

1. Your luck is still bad, given that you have willingly entered and submerged yourself in the Waters of Terrible Decisions.

2. You are fated to make progressively worse and worse decisions based on voices within your head urging you on to make them. You will resist at first until you inevitably begin to make compromises just to cease the bleating of the head voices you will forever endure.

3. The contract will be forfeit at a narratively appropriate moment in time. Do not worry about this point too much.

>>319493
There's more to life than luck. Planning, for instance.

Your clothing and pouch would be less likely stolen if you'd put them in the bushes before you hopped in. Sneaks are everywhere, and someone could be taking advantage of this rumor.

Yaaay Slinkoboy quest! *claps giddily*

*sudden thought* Tezakia Quest sort of turned into Hugs Quest. I hope this doesn't turn into Trauma Quest or something. (Anyway, I think Hatch has the lock on that.)

Anyway, let's get through the prologue! Hey there, new protagonist! Give us a quick run down on what your quest is!

HI!

>>319507
>To finalize this process, please state your identity, goal, and favorite color.

You forgot the last one:
Are you Lesbian, Bi, or both?

what makes you so sure it's a magic spring?

[1/3] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/06/29(Wed)14:11 No. 319560 ID: 8ec41f
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Voices of the Many? Casinos? Contracts? What?

What's going on?

[2/3] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/06/29(Wed)14:11 No. 319561 ID: 8ec41f
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I think I should get out of here.

[3/3] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/06/29(Wed)14:11 No. 319562 ID: 8ec41f
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I'm not sure that spring was--

Where's my stuff?

I was in the spring for less than five minutes! Come on, you can't be serious...

is that a tail to your left? if so then ask the person if they seen your stuff, or if they took it.

>>319562
check if that's a tail or a rope

So now that we've begun your lesson insofar as teaching you that ignoring us is painful and that 'bad luck' will happen to you when you do so, it's time to teach you how to obey unquestioningly. First let's start with something simple. Examine that object to your left.

Go check that thing out while you tell us a bit about yourself.

>>319568
Pants were part of the stuff our protagonist so negligently just left out in the open next to a magic spring.

So, yeah. Bravo. Your bad luck hasn't left you. It's only gotten worse.

But, hey, it's not like magic is even a thing, right? I don't think magic is a thing. Magic is just stuff and nonsense. Really, you should just go scavenge some rudimentary clothes from foliage and hope you can find a job where they pay in pants.

Look, just dive into the nearby brush until you can fashion something to cover your naughty bits.

>>319562

LOL TO LATE WE'RE IN YOU HEAD

Sniff around there, see if you can track which way the person who took them went! Any footprints or anything like that?

WE TOLD YOU SO. Sorry. Your luck SUUUUUUUUCKS.


Anyway, check out the tail.

Also, use your keen Sergal eyes to spot any tracks leading away from your purse.

Well, you need SOMETHING to wear. Go put that bucket on your head or something.

>>319562
Look up and down the road. If nobody's there, check in the bush.

>>319562
Some dude probably stole them and pawned them to fuel their gambling addiction. Better head home to get some new clothes and then go to the nearest semi-legal gambling den and look for a shifty character.

>>319562
Someone must have stolen your clothes! Let's teach them a lesson, shall we? First off, look down the path both ways to see if you can see who took them. If you see the one who took your garments, then CHASE THEM DOWN AND DEVOUR THEIR ENTRAILS. And then get dressed.

[1/3] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/06/30(Thu)09:53 No. 319873 ID: 8ec41f
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Why do these things always happen to me? At least there was nothing valuable in that pouch. But now I'm cold and wet and I have no clothes.

[2/3] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/06/30(Thu)09:54 No. 319874 ID: 8ec41f
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That's not a tail. It's... I don't know, it's part of the shrine that goes with the lake.

And I can't see or smell any sign of whoever took my stuff. Which is kind of creepy, actually.

And I'm not putting a bucket on my head!

And magic is totally a thing. How do you think--

[3/3] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/06/30(Thu)09:54 No. 319875 ID: 8ec41f
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Oh no.

Oh no.

I got out of the spring! Why are you still here? I don't want to be cursed!

Are...are you saying you don't want to be our friend? ;A;

>>319875
Ok, lets say you're blessed then instead. Just a matter of mentality, I mean it's way better to say that you're blessed to hear our sage advice rather than cursed to hear our inane stuff, right?

So lets hug yourself to cheer up and then go find new clothes. You might have all the luck now, so lets try a game of chance.

It's alright, we'll go away, but we can't until you go on a quest to make your life better. Or you die, but then we might be bugging your ghost, not sure.

I think this guy >>319574 already covered that. Don't worry though; we're mostly benevolent and we're pretty good at helping people solve their problems.We don't care how big or small they are. Need someone rescued? We can help. Trying to kill a god? We got it covered. Want a sandwich? Not a problem.

You absorbed some spring water via your mucous membranes. Sorry. It's an automatic procedure.

Try uprooting a bush and using it like a Barrel, to conceal your nudity. Also, why the hell did a species entirely covered in thick fur develop clothing anyway? It's not like you can see anything.

What's your name?

wiggle the rope to ring the bell a few times.

You're not cursed, we're here to help you! Help you with what, though, we're not sure. Is there some kind of turmoil going on in your life, your local area, or perhaps the world? Maybe you could tell us who you are.

obviosly she/he/shi is unlucky, thats a worthy quest, i suppose...

of course, the immediate problem is clothing...

I don't think clothing is actually that huge a concern, considering that thick fur is pretty much the same thing. These guys can't have a significant nudity taboo when there's no nudity to be seen.

You have not yet finalized the process. State your name, goal, and favorite color.

We're here either way, and it might make us more focused.

You're doubting our power... Do you really want us to further discipline you?

>>319875
Also, this is going to(FIND THE THEIF) sound akward, but we can't (RIP AND TEAR) seem to determine your gender.

You can't catch a scent trail? That is very odd. Try to sniff out an area that has NO SMELL instead.

Or you could just 1) check behind the shrine, then 2) check in the bush.

>>319944
>shi
Don't start that shit. This sergal is a girl anyway.

You're still damp. I'm sure we'll shut up as soon as all the water from the spring is returned to it.

>>320074
That is making the assumption that whatever it was actually removed all scent from the area rather than simply hiding its own scent. Still, I suppose it costs nothing to try.

>>319873 dry yourself off in a way that makes you extra fluffy

[1/5] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/07/01(Fri)16:34 No. 320350 ID: c891d3
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I'm "blessed?" Really? I don't feel very "blessed." I feel like I have a bunch of crazy voices from a cursed spring in my head.

Nnnh. Alright. Whatever.

[2/5] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/07/01(Fri)16:35 No. 320351 ID: c891d3
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My name is Saikhan. I'm a girl. I've been trying my whole life to get rid of my awful luck, but it works about about as well as... well, as this has. Nothing I've tried has gotten me anywhere. It's got to be supernatural.

So... I guess, if I had a goal, it would be making myself have better luck.

And my favorite color is blue, but what does that have to do with anything?

[3/5] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/07/01(Fri)16:35 No. 320352 ID: c891d3
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I don't desperately need clothing. It's just really annoying to lose it, again. Pockets are nice.

A game of chance? Are you kidding?

You want me to try ringing the bell? I doubt it'll do anything, but okay.

[4/5] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/07/01(Fri)16:35 No. 320354 ID: c891d3
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AUGHH

IT'S SO LOUD

[5/5] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/07/01(Fri)16:36 No. 320355 ID: c891d3
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Well, my ears are ringing, and there's a slight chance I just woke the dead, but other than that I really don't know what--

Wait, I think I heard something on the other side of those bushes.

>>320355
TACKLE IT, IT'S THE PERVERT THAT TOOK YOUR CLOTHING

That bush has your pants! Attack!

You have triggered the end days. The dead shall rise to drag the living into the netherworld.
Repent.

Well, either that or there's a peeping Tom in there. Yeah, that's probably it. Throw the bucket at it. If the bucket mysteriously disappeared along with your clothes, try calling out to it.

>>320355
MURDER IT

TACKLE HUGS.

Go jump the strange thing, grab it, and have a roll around in the bushes. To disorient it and make it surrender, of course.

>>320355
Quick, tackle that bush and restrain it!

>>320355
HUG EVERYTHING

The bush is eeeeeevil

Oh, right! Step into that bush so that the professor will come by and give you a pet! Take the green one, because it's the best type.

>>320355
That COULD be where the culprit is hiding, jump into the bush and grab whoever is in there.

>>320355
MAXIMUM HUGS NOAW!!!

[1/3] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/07/02(Sat)11:30 No. 320710 ID: c891d3
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I'VE GOT YOU NOW!

[2/3] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/07/02(Sat)11:31 No. 320712 ID: c891d3
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Ow!

Alright, I really should have seen that one coming.

[3/3] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/07/02(Sat)11:31 No. 320713 ID: c891d3
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I swear the sound came from right over here...

>>320713
SWIPE RIGHT

BREAK RIGHT, TAKE IT DOWN.

>>320713
ROLL TO THE RIGHT

>>320713
It can camoflauge, and it's to your right. GET IT!

its to your right, camouflaged. its a slightly darker than the grass under it. It has four legs a tail and what looks like horns.

>>320713
Tiny creature at three o'clock, GRAB IT!

Quick, grab it and dangle it upside down!

It's that lizard from the title card!

Quickly! Capture it and eat it! Free yourself from the chains of fate.

>>320904
Very much agreed.

>>320904
>>320906
Thirding.
Screw destiny, eat the lizard!

eat dat lizard

>>320923
>>320907
>>320906
>>320904
Dammit guys, why kill the magic pet? This is the perfect setup for becoming a magical girl! Just look at the title image!

>>320978
Because sergal, and smaller things made of meat are more accurately known as "lunch".

>>320998
but think of what we'll have if we thought of it beyond being lunch!

[1/3] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/07/03(Sun)09:08 No. 321023 ID: c891d3
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"Aha!"

"!!!"

[2/3] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/07/03(Sun)09:08 No. 321024 ID: c891d3
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It's some kind of lizard thing... with a little hat?

You want me to eat it? It doesn't look like it would taste all that good buuuut I haven't really had very much to eat today...

Ah, what the heck.

[3/3] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/07/03(Sun)09:09 No. 321025 ID: c891d3
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"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

"AGH!"

MY POOR EARS

HOW CAN SOMETHING SO SMALL BE SO LOUD

Quick, silence it by sticking your tongue in its mouth!

It's using evil magics! It seeks to chain you to a nightmarish existence in which the two of you travel around having ridiculous amounts of cute adventures! Don't you wish to have a say in the type of life you lead?! Bite its head off!

>>321025
YOU ARE TINY!
THAT MEANS YOU HAVE TINY HEAD!

BITE AND CHOMP! BITE AND CHOMP YOUR HEAD OFF!

don't let go. and take off the hat, there's something in there.

>>321025
Avoid Clamp your hand over its mouth.

It looks to be some kind of magical creature, what with that glow on its head. Maybe you can ask it where your clothes are.

take it's hat off. and don't eat it.

its wearing a hat. I think its sentient. clamp you hand over its mouth and ask it why it took your clothes.

Augh, no. We do not eat/kill things with cute little hats alright, flick its hat off and look displeased.

>>321028
No, silence it by sticking its tongue in your mouth. Specifically, as a subset of sticking its whole head in your mouth to do >>321031 .

HUG IT INTO YOUR BOSOM! Cut off its' air until it stops!

Take its hat off! Everyone knows wizards can't do anything without a hat!

HUG IT!

Take its hat and say you won't give it back if it doesn't stop screaming, cheesehead.

Hugging should actually work in this case, use your ample chest-fluff to dampen the noise.

>>321071
yes hugs will restrict it's breathing and dampen the sound in your super fluffy fuzz coat.

>>321048
this, also we can hold it for ransom untill it returns your clothes

You are big! Assert dominance over puny lizard, with fist to face!

>>321031
>>321042
>>321029
These.

>>321115
This is also good to assert dominance. Fifth!

It's a wizard, if you try to eat it then it would probably only get louder.

The only way to shut it up is to hug it, so hug the crap out of it.

At least threaten to muffle its screaming with head biting, even if you're probably too much of a wuss to actually go through with it~

No do not try to kill main characters. Trust me something will stop you, like you'll go to bite it and your lower jaw will fall off. It's because plot armor self-destructs when you threaten the plot.

Don't eat it! It's clearly adorable and a potential candidate for hugs.

Eat it quick, before it can do that loud thing again!

Don't eat it, the critter is in the fucking OP of the quest, DUH.

Obviously you just have to scream louder.

>>321516
yeah scream back in it's little face.

>>321025
Toss it in the lake. We could use some company.

HUGS!

[1/3] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/07/04(Mon)13:00 No. 321554 ID: c891d3
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Okay, um, you guys are giving me mixed signals here.

I think I'm going to not eat it for now since I can always change my mind on that later.

[2/3] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/07/04(Mon)13:01 No. 321555 ID: c891d3
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It stopped screaming but I take its hat and hug it anyway. (I'm not sticking my tongue in there!)

"Where'd my clothes go?"

"Mrphmh mmh mph mmh! Mrphh!"

Oh, right. Well, at least I know it can talk now, whatever it is.

[3/3] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/07/04(Mon)13:01 No. 321556 ID: c891d3
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"What was that?"

"I d-don't know where your clothes went, m-mister! I-I'm sorry for w-whatever I did! P-please don't eat me!"

Well--- wait, mister?!

TELL HER YOU ARE CLEARLY A LADYGAL.

ignore him, he's just trying to get you to show him your lady bits like the pervert he is

Fine, you big sissy. Hold it under the water to establish dominance.

Tell him you're a girl!

Also lick his neck and/or face for getting it wrong.

Throw him in the pool for being such a jerk.
Then refuse to give his hat back.

Throw him in.

(I have a feeling some people are trying to get our protag to be violent in order to rebel against the title image/title of the quest)

Sure, tossing him into the lake shouldn't be a big deal, so it's somewhat appropriate for being offended at the mistaken gender. Check out his hat a bit closer. It looks like a wizard hat, doesn't it? Ask him if he's a mage or something.

TIME FOR HUGS!

>>321556
Don't throw him in the pool! Just get an evil grin on your face and dunk him in the water for a second, before correcting him.
A: Lizards can't really swim.
B: When he gets into the water, we'll be in HIS head too. A nice ironic form of revenge and a way to make him useful to us at once!

Before you freak out, are you able to determine its gender? Because if you're equally genderblind and flip out on it now, you'll just look like an ass later.

Tell him that that is no way to speak to a LADY. Inquire of him what, pray tell, was he doing in that bush, OUTSIDE THE POOL YOU WERE BATHING IN?

>>321556
Different species. He/She has no clue. They're as naked as you are: can you tell its gender?

Whats all this nonsense about gender blindness? Saikhan can tell this is a guy, because unlike him she's not a complete douche.

Show it who's boss! Eat the hat! Uh, in a ladylike fashion.

lol that's understandable for some panicking small thing to say in this situation, but its personality just makes it sound tastier. Y u no make a non-easily-edible main character?

Say that you don't eat things you know can talk.
..you don't, right

Anyways dunk or chuck in the water but uh, make sure to keep an eye out if it can't swim.

>>321556
Ask it if it was there the whole time and saw you strip like some stealthy voyeristic perv. Then ask how it failed to notice where your clothes went.

[1/2] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/07/05(Tue)15:49 No. 322103 ID: c891d3
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You want me to drop it in the spring?

"I'm a girl, you stupid lizard."

"A-ack! I'm s-sorry, miss! Please d-don't hurt me!"

[2/2] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/07/05(Tue)15:49 No. 322104 ID: c891d3
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Hmm. I have no idea what its gender is, actually. I guess if I can't figure out what it is then I shouldn't really get mad at it for not knowing mine.

"M-miss! I c-can't swim!"

... Oops.

>>322104
Contemplate gender politics.

>>322104

noo stop being teh mean!! D: it doesn't deserve this!! Take it out then ask it what it was doing here, and what it did with your clothes, and then eat it if it's not being useful enough, which is at least better than drowning.

Oh fine. Pull him out.

take it back out and ask it again if it knows what happened to your clothes.

>>322104
You should probably pick that thing up. Then ask if it can track the vile perverted scoundrels that stole your clothes.

Scoop him out.

>>322104
Let's not drown the poor thing. I just wanted to get it wet.

Ask it its name, and gender, and why it can't swim. Shouldn't that be really easy for something so small?

>>322104
Get him out of there and apologise. Tell him you believe he didn't take your clothes and that your not going to eat him. Then ask him why he came here.

>>322104
be quick and pull him out onto the shore, and make sure to mention you didn't realize it couldn't swim you were just being petty.

[To Lizard]
Hello? Hello? Testing 1, 2, 3. If you can hear us please respond.

Considering you dropped it in upside-down, it's doing quite a marvelous job of swimming.

Assure your captive that the spring grants the power of water breathing on all who are thrown into it.

Of course you can't get mad at him. How could you get mad at anyone for mistaking you a man, when you are so incredibly flat chested? I mean talk about flat as a board. Do you pretend that little chest tuft is breasts sometimes?

>>322104
Dunk it. To drive home the point.

What? It's not like it's going to drown instantly.

Pull the lizard thing out of the water and ask it what was it doing hiding in the bushes if it didn't steal your clothes.

Pull it out again sheepishly and ask what it's doing.

[1/4] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/07/06(Wed)16:26 No. 322532 ID: c891d3
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Aaargh! What are you doing?

I don't think you're talking to the lizard. You're just giving me a headache.

[2/4] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/07/06(Wed)16:26 No. 322533 ID: c891d3
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Right. Okay. I don't want to kill it.

"Miss, I'm really c-cold..."

... and now I feel kind of sorry for it, too. It's shivering.

"... Fine."

[3/4] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/07/06(Wed)16:26 No. 322534 ID: c891d3
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"So, who, and, um, what, are you, anyway?"

"My n-name is Lyskir. I'm a s-slissa."

"And you have no idea what happened to my stuff?"

"No... I'm sorry, I'd tell you if I did..."

"What are you doing out here all by yourself?"

"I was... practicing magic."

[4/4] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/07/06(Wed)16:27 No. 322535 ID: c891d3
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Magic?!

It knows magic?!

"Um... miss, I didn't get your name... and could I have my hat back?"

oh right, wizard is powerless without a hat. give it back.

Didn't you hear the part where we called it a wizard? It has a wizard's hat. OF COURSE IT KNOWS MAGIC! Please pay attention.

Any way give Lyskir's hat back and hug it to warm it up.

Pick it up, and hug it and say you're sorry and that you'll give back the hat if it shows you.

Also tell Lyskir your name.

>>322535

Most awesome sergal facial expression ever. Hug it (warm it up) in return for magic lessons. Make sure the hug is extra warm and cuddly, to compensate for your mean actions and because it will die if it doesn't get a source of heat pretty soon, being cold-blooded (+1 science).

>>322535
No hat for it until it teaches you magic.

>>322535
HE knows magic. Geez how many times do I have to tell you.

waaaaait a second. he was hiding in the bushes while you were taking a bath.

I bet this guy's the one who messed up your blessing.

Conceal him in your bosom until he agrees to give magic lessons.

>>322578
>bosom

wut?
>>322535
But yeah seriously warm him up quick because he's dangerously cold right now. Because of you, you monster.

>>322535
Introduce yourself and ask if it's cold. If so, share your body heat. (hugs +1)

Say you'll give back the hat if they promise to teach you magic. Or just show you some for now, maybe.

Yeah even I at this point figure that hugs are inevitable due to coldness combined with you having thick fur and the title of your particular adventure.

Ask that sucker about the equalization of fortune. Maybe he can sort out your bad luck.

It's a wizard. That means the hat is magic. Eat the hat and gain its powers!

>>322580
Just because Sergals lack large mammaries, does not mean their bosoms are not equally, if not more warm. Sergals have fur, and therefore are warm. SCIENCE.

[1/2] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/07/08(Fri)11:41 No. 323630 ID: c891d3
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Oh gosh, you're right! It's probably freezing to death!

I don't want to kill the thing that knows magic!

"Please don't freeze to death! I'm sorry!"

"Urk-- wh-- mmph--"

[2/2] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/07/08(Fri)11:41 No. 323631 ID: c891d3
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"My name is Saikhan. You know magic, right?"

"Um... a little bit, yeah..."

"If you teach me magic, I'll give you your hat back. Deal?"

"I mean, uh... I, um... I don't know if..."

If I can learn magic, I can get rid of my bad luck for sure! I gotta think of something else I can give the, um... sill... slessle... lizard so I can get him to teach me!

your incapability to pronounce the word 'slissa' makes me rather uncertain about your brains having the actual potential to perform acts that involve bending the very fabric of reality using nothing but your mind.

Learn to talk better good, then magic lizard help can.

He doesn't look so happy. Give him back his hat to cheer him up.

suck his cock to receive awesome magics.

>>323631
Say that you will protect it from other bigger predators.

>>323631
tell it that it will get unlimited basking privileges on your fluffy belly

Come on, this is really easy. Just ask it what it wants.

>>323646
This is a good idea! We can be its bodyguard.

>>323631
OH MY GOD HE'S SO TINY!!!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~!!!

Wear it under the hat!

My cute-o-meter just exploded... um.. ask him what he wants most and try attain it, if it's too difficult then ask for something easier.

[1/2] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/07/09(Sat)14:21 No. 324242 ID: c891d3
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I can say "slissa" just fine! I just didn't catch it the first time, okay?

"Okay, how about I give you your hat back and, um, give you... basking... privileges?"

"..."

"Like... you know... exclusive... in the sun... um..."

Wait, what?

What did I just offer it?

Never mind.

[2/2] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/07/09(Sat)14:21 No. 324244 ID: c891d3
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"I mean, uh, how about I, um, protect you? I don't think it's very safe for a tiny lizard to be all alone."

"I mean, um... I guess..."

"Do we have a deal or not?

"Um... I guess that would be fine."

Yeah!

Put him on my head? Sure, why not. I'm in a good mood now.

"Eep!"

So, uh, now what?

>>324244
have you forgotten that you are still NAKED?

>>324245
She isn't naked, she has a hat... well until the lizard takes it back.

>>324244
Well, ask where the little guy wants to go. Ask perhaps if he can find out where your clothes are via MAGIC!

What's its naaaaame?

>>324271

it's Lyskir.

go on, ask him what he was doing behind the bushes.

>>324244
Now the two of you go and get your magic on, if you know what I'm saying.

Ask about MAGIC!

>>324244
Yeah, ask him why he was staring at you bathing if he thought you were a guy. That sound suspicious.

>>324398
I think that speaks for itself.

>>324244

You still have a lot to clear up, you know. And also you didn't ask him if he wanted anything, you just said he could have stuff which he already had, and his magic is probably protection enough. So, where is he from and why did he choose the confines of a bush to "practice magic"?

>>324542
His magic obviously wasn't good enough protection because he got caught easily by the world's unluckiest sergal.

But sure ask where he's from!

>>324556
>Caught by the world's unluckiest Sergal
>Unluckiest
>Bad Luck

Aw shit, I think we found the only cursed magical talking lizard in the entire world.

[1/3] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/07/10(Sun)15:11 No. 324691 ID: c891d3
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I don't need clothes right now. I like having them, but getting new ones isn't urgent or anything like that. Little more concerned about the pouch, though.

I can ask him (I'm going with you guys on that) a few more questions, I guess.

"Where are you from, anyway? I've never really seen anything like you before."

"I... um... I'm from the other side of those mountains way over there."

"And you... walked all the way here?"

"Y-yeah..."

"Why were you really behind those bushes, anyway? Is there some reason you had to practice magic there?"

"Oh-- um... I wanted to do magic somewhere quiet and hidden, and there was no one near the spring. I... really didn't think anyone would go near it, either."

"Why?"

[2/3] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/07/10(Sun)15:12 No. 324692 ID: c891d3
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"It gives you really bad luck..."

... of course.

[3/3] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/07/10(Sun)15:12 No. 324693 ID: c891d3
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So, since I want to do magic, and you guys also think I should do magic, I guess we should go find somewhere to practice. Or we could just do it right here.

... is it starting to rain?

Do a rain dance. Pretend it's magic.

go to your house.

>>324693
Fleh. We should get out of the rain. Where can we go?

>>324693
QUICK! Hide the lizard in your waterproof bosom! Reptiles are EXTREMELY vulnerable to hypothermia!

Find shelter for yourself as well. Do you want to be an extremely WET unluckiest Sergal ever?

Tell him it doesn't give you bad luck, it gives you magical guardian voices and GOOD luck! The fact that you've just met a creature that you've never seen before from far away that knows magic proves it! What are the odds of that?

You have a shelter place or something where you live, right?

Go there!

>>324693
A little bit of rain isn't that bad. You can stay here and practice magic.

[1/2] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/07/11(Mon)13:19 No. 325107 ID: c891d3
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Agh!

Okay okay um where's a place to get out of the rain um um...

[2/2] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/07/11(Mon)13:20 No. 325108 ID: c891d3
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... this is not going to work. Ow.

"Miss, are... are you okay?"'

"Not... really. I'm... going to think of... somewhere else."

Um... let's see...

The nearest place is that building over there, but I don't actually know what that is or if I'm allowed to go there.

I could try to go to, um, where I live, but that's not really anywhere near here.

And I guess I could go hide in the cave my friend hangs out near sometimes, but I don't think he'd be around on a day like this. It's closer than where I live though.

...This is really sad. Almost as sad as that one guy who had to sell bad luck talismans...

Anyway, I'm going with cave. With your luck, the cottage is filled with Tentacle monsters and Hill Billys.

Go to the creepy house before you catch a cold and kill your new lizard friend.

Check out that house! ADVENTURE!

You were soaked to the skin from jumping in the pond not five minutes ago. I seriously doubt that shaking off dried you enough to matter.
Likewise, you threw the lizard into the pond about 30 seconds ago. It, too, is wet.

Why are you worried about a bit of damp, again? Go splash in some puddles dancing like an idiot. Bonus points for some kind of song about singing in the rain.

>>325122

we don't have any crippled people to kick in the stomach, so what's the point? I say we enter the house we know nothing about.

Go to the cave, it should be safe if your friend hangs out there often. The slissa can show you magic there!

If the house is locked, then we spend more time getting wet, the cave doesn't have a door so there is a 100% guarantee of shelter. Unless it has a bear in it.

>>325148

if the it's locked, we smash the door in goddammit. proceed to the mysterious house. nothing could possibly go wrong.

>>325176
Did you not hear me? TENTACLE HILL BILLIES!

But you know what? Fuck it, the caves are probably full of terrorists anyway. TO THE RAPE CABIN! Run and use your SERGALLY STRENGTH to PEACEFULLY OPEN THE DOOR.

Cave!

Cave Johnson here! Uh, I mean, we should probably go to the cave. If we go to the house, there might be nobody home, or they might just not let us in. And we are not just breaking in to people's houses.

>>325344
Okay, I've swung back to the Terror Caves. Sue me.

[1/2] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/07/12(Tue)14:15 No. 325441 ID: c891d3
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Look, there's a difference between "taking a swim" and "getting poured on." Even if you're already wet.

I'm... really not sure what this place is for.

[2/2] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/07/12(Tue)14:15 No. 325442 ID: c891d3
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I'm really not sure what this place is for.

"Why is it so dark in here? It looked like there were windows..."

"I have no idea."

Well, we could go ahead and try this magic thing, even though it's really dark in here, or we could look around in this place a bit first.

>>325442

Look in the cabinet thing.

Call out to ask if anyone's there. If nobody answers I suppose you can try that door back there.

Ask your buddy if he can make some light.

>>325442
Ask the lizard to light up the dark with magic.

ask if he has a light spell. and maybe the windows are just dirty? move t your right.

Light this place up, and look for where the windows are supposed to be. Also, make sure the door doesn't close behind you, there may be spooky stuff at work. (Didn't the majority of us tell you to go to the cave?)

>>325460

It was 5 cave and 5 house, somebody changed their mind, so it drew.

>>325466

oops, forgot to make a suggestion!

open the blinds/clean the windows, because it was dark in daytime check for vampires/people on 4chan

the sergal searches for a light source.

the slissa makes light with its magics.

or it gets the hose again.

Call out and see if there's anybody home.

>>325466
I count five cave to four house.

[1/2] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/07/13(Wed)14:19 No. 326009 ID: c891d3
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"Hey, um, Lyskir. Do you have some kind of way to magic some light in here?"

"Yeah... hang on."

Oh man, that's so cool! How did he do that?

[2/2] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/07/13(Wed)14:20 No. 326010 ID: c891d3
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"Anyone here?"

No answer.

I wonder what this room was for? It looks like those windows are fake, but why would anyone do that?

Looks like someone looted the cabinet, but there's still a hammer, and... I'm not really sure what these things are.

I really wish I had my pouch.

Tongs. Reminds me of a blacksmith's shop. Let's check the next room before we start carrying around someone else's stuff.

Unless you're fine with being a thief?

>>326010
Doesn't look like there's any other way to get light in here. Onwards to the next room to see if there's anything other than Lysikir that you can use for light in there. If there is then you can get started on learning the light trick yourself.

>>326010
it's for nose picking

Yeah, without a pouch there's not really much sense to grabbing everything that isn't nailed down. Go on to the next room. I don't have a good feeling about this house. What if it's some kind of trap?

check drawer. and the walls for secret butans.

>>326010

Faked windows... I think this might be becoming a bit too worrying for the atmosphere you started the quest with. If you are going in a darker direction, there may be something awful behind that door, so weild the hammer.

This is kind of creepy. It looks like some sort of trap. Normal houses don't have windows painted on.

This is looking more and more like a torture cellar. Check the door, to see if you can open it now, and try to check whether you can break it down in a hurry if you need to.

>>326204

no i think this is the point of view of just having walked through the door, so the door visible goes further into the house.

[1/2] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/07/14(Thu)14:52 No. 326373 ID: c891d3
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Well, if I didn't find this place creepy before, I do now. Thanks.

There's nothing else in here, like I said.

And I'm not a thief, I just... sometimes people leave things...

Look, I've never taken anything difficult to replace, okay?

I'll just carry the hammer into the other room because you're making me paranoid.

[2/2] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/07/14(Thu)14:53 No. 326374 ID: c891d3
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Did someone actually live in this place? It looks like a bed went here...

How long has it been since anyone else was in here, anyway?

Probably a long time. Oh hey, your buddy spotted a magic book. Hand it over to him. May as well turn on that lamp so he doesn't have to keep up the light spell.

Also check the fridge to get a good idea of how long exactly it's been.

Wait... You guys have refrigerators and gas stoves? I think I misjudged something.

light yon gas lamp and start inspecting everything. start with the cupboard.

Check the fridge for bloodied body parts.





I mean you must be hungry.

>>326374
You can do the dust test. See how thick the layer of dust is and how big the dust bunnies are.

Also, light that lamp and let your lizardy friend rest a bit. Hey, your luck is already turning around. You found a free house.

>>326374

You could use the oil lamp to light the room... or just use the far brighter and more modern fridge light. And why is the fridge so thin, anyway (unless it's just quickly drawn)?

And if this is the age of fridge freezers (this is the 1960's at the earliest), then why is there an oil lamp.. and no electric lights... did a multi-personality amish/vampire/wizard live here?

And from the picture that is either a magic book or something about Sikhism...

A very interesting house...which probably had a much more interesting owner...

Inspect BOOK, obviously.

>>326376
Gas stove? It's obviously a giant spider perched atop a cabinet! Watch out!

After you look at the incredibly obvious book check for secret trapdoors. That includes using your NORTHERN SERGAL! strength to check beneath the bedframe.

[1/2] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/07/15(Fri)20:30 No. 326703 ID: c891d3
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"Can I see that book?"

"Uh, sure."

The lamp doesn't really seem to work.

I, um... I don't really want to stay here. It's kind of creepy.

[2/2] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/07/15(Fri)20:30 No. 326704 ID: c891d3
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I have no idea what these things are! They're both empty and I don't think they're doing whatever they're supposed to do.

... What is he so interested in?

Here's an important question. Do you recognize these things we're talking about, this 'fridge' and 'stove'? Because they seem rather anachronistic from what I'm familiar with.

Ask him what the book says. Then look in the cabinets.

Try checking under the bed. Somehow I doubt there's anything in the cabinet considering that everything has been essentially empty so far.

It's probably fine to keep the hammer and tongs. If you want them.

>>326704
You might as well just rest here till the storm stops, maybe chat with your cuddily little lizard friend.

>>326706
yeah that's a good point. just what is the tech level where you live? do you have assembly lines? gunpowder? electricity? do you use animal power or mechanical power to move your vehicles?

>>326781
Or if you don't recognize any of these, what sort of metal do you use for weapons, and whats the ranged weapon with the longest reach that you know off?

Um, it's quite unclear what's going on time wise, are the contents of this house new to the world or have you just been technologically isolated for years? (If the latter is true then you obviously won't be able to answer the former)

Us voices live in a time where this is completely normal..

>>326823

also, check the cabinets, the owner might have left other stuff behind.

The thing your looking at is called a fridge. It's used to store food.

The lizard is busy, so continue looting these place and look for secrets. Cabinet, beneath the bed, in the oven.

[1/3] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/07/16(Sat)16:59 No. 326974 ID: c891d3
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I can't find anything else in here.

I don't know what all of those things are. I've heard of gunpowder, though, for sure.

Weapons are usually made of, um... metal... ? I don't really know that much about them, really.

[2/3] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/07/16(Sat)16:59 No. 326975 ID: c891d3
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"I found it!"

"Found what?"

"This is what I'm looking for!"

"Um, what is it?"

"I... don't know exactly... but I have to find it."

"You have t--"

[3/3] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/07/16(Sat)17:00 No. 326976 ID: c891d3
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Okay I really want to get out of here now.

"Why did the light go out..."

Good question, considering it was the lizard that was magically conjuring the light. Perhaps now that the lizard has found what he was looking for, he's now planning to betray you and your only hope is to eat him right now? No? Okay well no harm in trying.

>>326976
prepare to fight off magic eating bugs

Hey, I think I know that guy!
Yeah, I told you I had a bad feeling about this place. Now you're going to be eaten by a grue. Um, ask if he can make another light, or light up the lantern. This is pretty creepy...

Yell "zombie goasts leave this place!"

That'll scare 'em off for sure.

Cling to your friend in fright. (hugs +1)

I think you should open the door so we can leave. Grab the hammer first though.

>>326976
Launch preemptive attack by swinging your arms around wildly.

...this is one of those rape things, isn't it?

Just be calm and try to use your ears for once.

>>326976

Lolwhut? This is the part where the necromorphs/headcrabs/zombies/weeping angels come scuttling along towards you and the light comes back on just when they're right in front of you.

Or it could just be Casper the friendly ghost. Yes, it's just Casper. Repeat over and over, "It's just Casper the friendly ghost", because then it will all be ok.

[1/3] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/07/17(Sun)14:17 No. 327189 ID: c891d3
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Right let's get out of here right now.

"I... why can't I get the light-- ack something grabbed me"

"It's just me. We're getting out of here."

"Please get the book..."

[2/3] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/07/17(Sun)14:17 No. 327190 ID: c891d3
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Okay, the door is right around--- got it.

Why is the inside of this place so dark?

Oh well, at least this door leads--

[3/3] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/07/17(Sun)14:18 No. 327191 ID: c891d3
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--outside?

"Oh no."

WHO TURNED OUT THE SUN?
Um, feel the ground, make sure you're really outside.

it's the end of the world as we know it~

>>327191
Bugger, it's a Drow raid! We're in a Darkness spell! Go back inside, start a fire in the Stove.

It's probably a illusion, snap out of it!

Why is there no sun? This is very very superbad. Um, first thing's first, make sure you both just aren't suddenly blind somehow. That would make much more sense than the sun actually disappearing. Do you feel the kind of warmth on your... uh, ask Lyskir if he feels the warmth normally associated with sunlight. You're probably just blind or something, hopefully temporarily, because the alternative is that the sun and all the other stars went out at different times exactly correlating to all the light stopping from reaching here at this exact moment, which is pretty improbable. There could also be something opaque blocking out the whole sky, which is about in between the two in terms of likeliness.

Clap clap.. now go through the next door, out of the house. You're in the front room.

yeah, two rooms, remember?

>>327207

actually no, that doesn't make any sense, because for some reason you could still see a bit in the room, even when the door was closed behind you (if it was open it would make a rectangular silhouette). So if it got so dark that even your super sergal vision hasn't adjusted yet, then you've been teleported to somewhere random and you should now begin running around and flailing your arms about screaming "let me out of here for the love of honey roasted peanuts!"