Trapper!/KLERUSqLU 2011/09/06(Tue)06:21 No. 346001 ID: 14511f
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Lets try something different O3O

What happens if you get totally confused!

Think of the most confusing thing you ever saw/heard of and try to make a spell out of it!!!

I wonder how this will turn out :3

A question! Midaychi 2011/09/06(Tue)13:10 No. 346046 ID: ed6b44
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Out of curiosity, what is your opinion of those lithe and shorter more earthy toned sergals that live in mediterranean-esque climates?

[1/2] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/09/08(Thu)11:23 No. 346606 ID: 3bd8ec
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Guys, guys. I'm not going to try any more magic until I figure out why it keeps going wrong.

"What do you think is causing this?"

"I don't know."

"Does having voices in your head make magic go wrong?"

"You have voices in your head?"

She looks a little alarmed.

"Um... yeah?"

[2/2] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/09/08(Thu)11:24 No. 346607 ID: 3bd8ec
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"That's... a little troubling... but all those should be able to do is make it hard to concentrate, and lack of concentration doesn't do that."

"So... then..."

"You're cursed."

I'm... cursed?

"... actually, that gives me an idea. I'm gonna need a blood sample."

What? What do I do?

and over the blood sample. just ask how much, that would determine the best place to get it from.

without blinking, bite a piece off of your forearm, spit it in your palm and hand it over to her with a badass grunt.

alternatively, start whimpering at the thought of bleeding.

>>346607
Tell her it could take a month befor you start bleeding again

>>346607
Give her a blood sample. You won't be able to become the most badass sergal mage in all of existance until we figure this out.

>>346613
>best place to get it from
Have her use her claws or teeth on your little finger. Works for checking glucose levels, works for checking curse levels.

>>346607
Tell her WHY you have voices in your head. You aren't crazy! Right?

Tell her about the spring, and how you found us.

Hey, we're not a curse! Since you met us you made two new friends and started learning magic! Although it should be fine to let her take a tiny blood sample, right?

[1/2] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/09/09(Fri)17:39 No. 346982 ID: 3bd8ec
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I hope this won't hurt...

"Um... okay..."

"Alright, uh, gimme your hand. This'll sting a bit."

"Ow!"

... wait, is she licking it?

[2/2] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/09/09(Fri)17:40 No. 346984 ID: 3bd8ec
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"... Oh dear."

"Oh dear?"

"I said it as a joke, but... you're actually cursed. It looks like you've been that way for a long time, actually."

... no wonder I'm so unlucky!

"So... how do I fix it?"

"Well... that's the problem. Whoever cursed you did a damn good job of it. I don't really know how to get this off.."

Oh no...

Hmm, that's weird. Tell her you JUST got the voices yesterday. Can she do something to uncurse you?

Lyskir wants up, put him on your head.

Looks like Lyskir wants a HUG.

HUG LYSKIR.

.. wait did she just bite you and lick your blood as a joke!?

>>346984
...Lyskir was chasing a butterfly. Where'd it go?

>>346990
Lyskir: I was huuungry!

>>346989
Salazzarines are just like that I think.

tell 'em you're gonna go find some wizards. then go find some wizards.

You are the wimpiest damn sergal. What would the General think of you?

>>346984
Suggest giving hugs will help cure it.

>>346984
Only one thing to do then. Assume a pose of importance and proudly proclaim that you will go on a quest to break this curse! Then ask what would be a good place to start.

I wonder if thats why youre so unlucky

[1/2] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/09/10(Sat)19:05 No. 347435 ID: 3bd8ec
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"So these voices in my head are some kind of horrible curse that keeps me from doing magic?"

"What? No. That's some other thing. This curse looks like it was put on you a long time ago, although I don't know why someone would do that."

And she doesn't know how to fix it...

"Saikhan! I have an idea!"

[2/2] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/09/10(Sat)19:05 No. 347436 ID: 3bd8ec
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"You do?"

"You do?"

"Um..."

"Well, say it already!"

"Okay, um... Saikhan, you remember that thing in that book we found?"

"... Yeah?"

"I think... if we found it, it could get rid of even a really powerful curse."

"What thing in what book?"

Wait, where'd the book go, anyway?

the monsters that now surround you probably ate it.

Last time we saw the book, it was sitting next to the campfire last night.

Lyskir forgot it, I guess. Time to go back and retrieve it!

I bet my britches removing the curse has got something to do with hugs.

>>347436
Better go and try to find it then. And hope that your bad luck doesn't mean it got eaten by a cow or something.

[1/2] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/09/12(Mon)15:00 No. 347956 ID: 3bd8ec
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Oh no. It is back at the cave, isn't it...

"Before we found you, me and Lyskir went into this creepy house and found this book that had a picture of a dragon... thing... in it. Lyskir said he was trying to find it. I guess it can also get rid of curses?"

"Huh. So where's this book?"

"I... think we left it back in the cave we slept in."

"Great."

[2/2] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/09/12(Mon)15:01 No. 347957 ID: 3bd8ec
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"I found it!"

Hey, it's the page with the dragon thing on it!

"Give me that."

Eryhkeh takes it from him and studies it.

"Well. If we can find this thing it probably does have the power to remove your curse."

Yes!!

"That is, assuming it doesn't just eat us or something. Most of this page is just a description of the various things it's capable of and why you should stay really far away from it. It turns out giant things with powerful magical abilities are dangerous!"

Lyskir seems like he didn't want to hear that. I don't think I did either.

"That doesn't sound good."

"You could say that."

Should we try to find whatever this is? Even if it is dangerous, I don't really know of any other ways to get rid of the curse, and Eryhkeh and Lyskir don't seem to either...

Let's go find it! It can't be THAT bad!

>>347957
go find it, I mean what's the worst it can do?

Well your other option is to get a hat with 'Wizzard' embroidered on it, acquire an animated box, and spend much of your life running away from things.

...That can be plan 'B'.

say you're going. if they don't wanna come, too bad.

[1/2] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/09/15(Thu)07:52 No. 349135 ID: 3bd8ec
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... Alright.

"I have to at least try."

"Okay then, if you say so. I'll go with you but I'm gonna stay behind if we get close to it, if you don't mind."

"So... how do we get there?"

"We're looking for... a big, ruined tower... with a bunch of big rocks in a circle around it. I think."

"That's not a lot to go on."

"That's all it says."

"I... I know where something like that is! I saw it on my way here."

[2/2] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/09/15(Thu)07:53 No. 349136 ID: 3bd8ec
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Well, it took us two hours, but it looks like Lyskir actually did find a ruined tower.

"Well. You two can go on ahead. If you don't die, I'll be waiting right here."

enter by dancing through the door.

don't worry, nothnig can go wrong in there.

>>349136
Try magic to breathe fire. With your luck you might just turn invisible then and be able to get close enough to speak with the dragon.

Or you know you could just try walking through the door. But that's lame and boring.

>>349136
Enter through the window.

>>349136
Cautiously enter. Call out to see if they're home. It's only polite.

A whole 2 hours! At walking speed, that would mean the castle would be visible from the cave if you're on a massive plain (which you seem to be on).

Eagerly run into the castle, and hug the dragon inside! It will instantly become friends with you and do anything you want it to.

[1/3] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/09/16(Fri)17:19 No. 349626 ID: 3bd8ec
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Alright. Let's do this.

... This hall is enormous. What the heck was this tower even for?

"Wow... I thought this tower looked big from the outside."

"Eryhkeh didn't really say anything about what we were looking for in here, did she..."

[2/3] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/09/16(Fri)17:20 No. 349627 ID: 3bd8ec
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So. I'm seeing a bunch of statues of big dragony things in here, but no actual big dragony things.

What's with all these statues, anyway?

[3/3] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/09/16(Fri)17:22 No. 349628 ID: 3bd8ec
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what was--

"Hello."

i don't want to turn around, do i

Yes you do! It's a friend!

>>349628
well you found him, now beg

It's not that bad. He isn't even twice as tall as you are.

Really, as large beings that suddenly appear behind you go, he isn't particularly threatening at all.

>>349628
Whimper out a "please don't kill me". Then maybe if it turns out to not kill you, tell them you came here because you're cursed.

>>349628
He's actually not that much bigger than you. Just try to stay calm and say hello.

Yay for almost 10 hugs!

>>349628
Well i wouldn't eat something thats alive without looking it in the eye first either.

Its a matter of form.

>>349628
It's not that scary. Turn around and say hello back, manners are important when dealing with dragons. Then you can explain a bit about your problems.

you really do want to turn around. maybe hop away a bit.

Kiss Lyskir. With tongue.

Yes, you do want to turn around. Ratchet your face up into a smile, and try to make cute eyes at the huge thing behind you. Odds are good you've encountered one of the guards of the creature you're here to see, and he/she is not immediately hostile.
Telling the truth to him/her convincingly is the best way to go. If you're not interrupted, say that you didn't expect such lovely statuary, and ask who sculpted them.

[1/2] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/09/17(Sat)19:33 No. 349908 ID: 3bd8ec
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O... okay. I can do this. I think.

I turn around.

"H-hello..."

what are you talking about that is definitely more than twice as tall as me

"What do you-- alright, no, wait, hang on."

um.

[2/2] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/09/17(Sat)19:34 No. 349909 ID: 3bd8ec
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"That's better. Now. What do you want?"

"I... um..."

right what was I supposed to say to it again I can't think of what I was supposed to say anymore

Be respectful and say that you were told they were wise and powerful, and would know how to remove your curse. Say you're willing to do almost anything in return.

Good job, turning around and saying hello like a boss.

Say:
"So, I heard you are a skilled magic user. I recently found out about this strange curse that I picked up somewhere, and was wondering if you could do something about that.

By the way, is this yours? [show him the book]"

Ask how about the curse but don't offer to do anything. If it wants something in return it would tell you, stating that you would do just about anything would just encourage it to ask for more of you.

>>349909
Kiss him.

>>349909
Mumble out something about a curse. Pay no attention to his sudden shift in intimidation factor when he was turning on the lights. He's totally not messing with you or anything.

o great dragon I come seeking great pools of wisdom yadda yadda yadda.

Ask him or her about their views on amstvane-salazzarine relationships. You know, diplomatic ones. It might explain why Miss Blades-For-Arms was hesitant to come into the ruins. You know, for reasons other than having a working self-preservation instinct.

>>349909
Ask him if he's going to eat you two ... so we know if there is a point in curing you in the first place

>>350007
This.

It's just messing with you, tell it to drop the theatrics. (If this doesn't work, break down into a hopeless sobbing mess, run over and hug its leg and plead with it to spare your life)

[1/2] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/09/19(Mon)17:56 No. 350494 ID: 3bd8ec
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I really don't think calling it out is a good idea, even if it is just messing with me!

"R-right... I... I heard you were a powerful magic user."

"This is true."

"A-and that you could get rid of a curse?"

"Also true. Are you actually going to ask me for anything?"

"U-um! Could you, um... could you un-curse me? I'll do anything!"

[2/2] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/09/19(Mon)17:56 No. 350495 ID: 3bd8ec
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"Anything?"

"Um..."

"Well, I'll think about it."

... That's it?

"Wait not that I'm not that kind of sergal!"

it's a test! say "yes ANYTHING"

>>350499
this

>>350497
Seconding that one. Emphasize on the word that.

>>350497
Yeah, she isn't much of any kind of sergal. A REAL sergal would have made that dragon it's bitch.

DO ANYTHING

WHATEVER HE WANTS

HIS WORD IS YOUR COMMAND
YOU WILL DO ALL THE THINGS

He probably just wants a hug. Preemptively hug him. You know, just in case.

>>350495
He's totally going to rape/eat you after you got uncursed ...

Whining could help o.o
Or stretching ... lots of stretching

Oh this will be good... but we will probably be ending up doing something clean and mundane knowing how the universe *ahem* seems to work.

Say you'll do anything anyway.

>>350784
Alternately, he could send you on some sort of EPIC QUEST.
My previous suggestion still stands though.

I like where this is going

Bend over and ask him to make it quick. He's totally going to make you wash the floor.

[1/3] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/09/21(Wed)15:28 No. 351184 ID: 3bd8ec
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I hope I don't regret saying this...

"I-- I mean it! I'll do anything if you uncurse me!"

"I said I'll think about it."

"So... um..."

"So wait, you silly sergal. Now. What do you want?"

Lyskir?

[2/3] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/09/21(Wed)15:28 No. 351185 ID: 3bd8ec
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"Ghk!!"

"I know you want something. No one ever comes in here unless they want something."

"W-w-well... I-I... I, um..."

"Out with it!"

"I... I want to learn magic from you!"

"..."

Is it mad? I really hope it's not mad.

[3/3] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/09/21(Wed)15:30 No. 351186 ID: 3bd8ec
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"... I'll consider it."

Is that all it ever says to anything? What do I do now?

go sit somewhere while he considers.

thank him for considering. then ask what he wants.

>>351188
Yeah you might as well earn his help.

Ask him "so what now?"

>>351186
Go hug lyskir again.
Then wait for the monsters decision.
Maybe asking for its name would be nice ...

[1/5] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/09/25(Sun)19:56 No. 352625 ID: 3bd8ec
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I... I guess I'll wait. I feel like I'm so close, though...

"Okay... so... what now?"

i think that was the wrong thing to say

[2/5] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/09/25(Sun)19:57 No. 352626 ID: 3bd8ec
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"I thought I TOLD YOU TO WAIT."

aaaaaaa

why is he suddenly huge

"No one understands patience anymore. What is this world coming to?"

help

"Well, fine. Since you ruined my mood, you'll just have to earn your uncursing some other way. Like... hold up a sec."

[3/5] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/09/25(Sun)19:58 No. 352627 ID: 3bd8ec
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Whoa!

"You must complete THE TRIALS OF RODOZI if you wish to be uncursed! This is what becomes of impatient sergals!"

"What are those?"

"They're some, um, exceptionally difficult and equally important... tasks. That must be completed. Yes. First, you must do something that no sergal has ever done before. You must..."

[4/5] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/09/25(Sun)19:59 No. 352628 ID: 3bd8ec
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"... give me a hug."

"... what?"

"Come on, nobody ever gives me hugs. I'm kind of all alone in here."

[5/5] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/09/25(Sun)20:00 No. 352630 ID: 3bd8ec
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"Oh, fine."

I guess I wasn't so close after all.

...This might take longer than I thought.

>>352630
He can't be feeling it with that dragon skin of his. Try to hug harder. Use your NOTHERN SERGAL muscles to achieve this.