Suggestion 2011/06/06(Mon)14:07 No. 309593 ID: 950529
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>"Rocco! Your package has arrived."
>"Really? Oooh.. Have you opened it?"
>"No, it arrived just now. Didn't you hear?"
>"Oh yeah. Thank you!

Rocco 2011/06/06(Mon)14:07 No. 309594 ID: 950529
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Oh man, this is it.
Hello?
Testing, one two three...

Yo.

>>309594
Oh man yay out of the box out of the box woooooo

yoyoyo.

Rocco 2011/06/06(Mon)14:15 No. 309604 ID: 950529
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W.. woah.. Y...
You.. You're for real..
Uh- H-hello. How are you?

>>309604
Pretty fine now that we're out in the open again. So tell us, what sort of romantical problems do you have that you need rui- help with I mean.

>>309604
*ahem*

TREMBLE PUNY MORTAL, YOU HAVE COME INTO THE POSSESSION OF THE ALL-POWERFUL ORB OF INFINITE PSYCHE! YOU ARE NOW OUR MIND-SLAVE AND SHALL DO THE BIDDING OF THE THOUSAND SPIRITS THAT RESIDE WITHIN THE SPHERE. NOW, AWAIT FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS!

>>309604
Better that we aren't in that stupid box, certainly. How are you doing? And more importantly why did you feel the need to order a ball of annoying headvoices? Lonely perhaps?

>>309604
Of course we're real! You ordered us, or had us sent, or something. Oh, wait, your son ordered us...

Well, if you want any advice you're free to ask.

Yeah, your life is basically fucked now. As soon as you touched us, you caused a bunch of wars, disasters, revolutions AND ESPECIALLY RELATIONSHIPS to begin the process of forming. But you cannot drop us otherwise we will return to seek revenge. Sorry.

ignore the pranksters, every time we get a new master they try to mess with them. so what up?

Yes! FREEEDOOOOOOOM!

Rocco is short for 'Rock On' right? Because things are going to get awesome.

AAAAAAA I'M TRAPPED IN A CHINESE PSYCHE FACTORY PLEASE SEND HELP

Sup bro, what'd ya order us for?

Hello. Please follow the proper procedures of applying the orb of suppository orb into your anus.
We like it with a little lube, helps us slide in easier.

You paid 'how' much for us?
hahaha
hahah...
AHAHAHHAH
WAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!

Anyhow... I'm sure you want help with some inane little task or relationship or something and apparently are either superstitious or gullible enough to buy oriental curio trinkets at inflated prices off the internet. So, lets get cracking.

Rocco 2011/06/06(Mon)14:33 No. 309618 ID: 950529
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M.. Mortal?
Thousand spirits?
Wars and disasters?
L-lube?
Ah-
Uhm! I'm sorry, oh- uh, great ones, for disturbing your slumber!
I don't really have any, uh- any real request from you!
I just read about you online and- I, uh- I thought you sounded very cool.

M-my name is Rocco. If you want to call me Rock On, that- That's okay!

>>309604
Hope you weren't planning on doing anything normal today. Or for the next few months.
If you were, forget it.

Sorry, Rocco. That's how we work. We're most likely going to fuck up your life a bit. Cheer up, it'll be interesting, at least.
And the chances you'll die are slim to none, even!

Rock on, rocco. Now break out the lube, we've places to be.

Feel free to use common sense when the voices talk to you..
So what's up rocco? Need us to guide you through anything?

Okay, soooo you bought us out of sheer curiosity? or is there any other reason?

Oh, well that's cool too. Most people who seek our questionable advice have something challenging in mind. Frankly this is a bit of a relief. You wanna just hang out or something? What do you do for fun around here?

>>309618
All right then Rock On, it looks like we've got everything you need to start your very own advent-

Wait a tic. Oh dear god.
You didn't buy the Power Pack did you?

Oh, well this is embarrassing. I just don't know how we're supposed to be able to help you become a great hero if you don't have the Power Pack available for the extremely reasonable price of 5 easy installments of 29.99 wherever Orbs of Infinite Psyche are sold. You should probably go tell your mom to buy that for you. And I mean really tell her. All the cool kids have it. You want to be cool, don't you?

Rocco 2011/06/06(Mon)14:49 No. 309636 ID: 950529
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Uh! I really don't mean any disrespect, but I'm pretty sure nothing can fuc- uh, mess up my life. I don't think I need anything...
So yeah! I just- You know.
I wanted to see if you were real. And you are!

I paid 340 united states dollars for you. I made it when I delivered magazines last summer.. I mean, it's a bit pricey, but not if you consider you.. well, you're actually talking!
But why would someone want to sell you..?

But yeah, uh, let's hang out. I got comics, internet, tv..

>Rocco: "Pssttt... Ricci, check it out..!"
>Ricci: "Why are you whispering?"
>Rocco: "I got it..! The Orb of Infinite Psyche!"
>Ricci: "No way!"

throw us to him and we will dazzle him with our ways.

>>309636
You know we can hear you whispering, right? We're not deaf.

> Why would anyone want to sell us?
I honestly have no idea! It's not like we're an irredeemable undependable chatterbox that never shuts up, constantly filling your brain with mind viruses and bad ideas while incessantly looking for things to fuck and/or destroy! THAT WOULD BE SILLY.

> 340 dollars
You got ripped off.

340 bucks? We're worth way may then that..

Uuuuummmmm. You didn't just say "Nothing could possibly go wrong" did you?

Goddammit, I don't want to be involved in ANOTHER apocalypse.

Wait. You bought us? What kind of idiot dares sell magical artifacts thousands of years old?! And one with sealed spirits! There have been countless assassinations, duels, even wars just for possession of one of our fragments. Do you realize the power you're holding right now? Think of the orb as the world...all in the palm of your hand. You could rule one of the major nations in this world, and through that, even half a continent. Or maybe just have a boyfriend.

Let's watch some news. We need to catch up with the current world.

So what's with not swearing?
Were you going to say something you'd regret around us?

>>309636
Twiiiiiiiiiiiiins...

>>309636
>But why would someone want to sell you..?
Did you miss the bit where I said we'll probably fuck up your life? Well, I don't think you did. But anyway.

To be honest, it's far more likely that our last owner simply had gotten all the help they needed from us. Having no further need of our... unique brand of... assistance, they must have sold us to the first sucker er, person in dire need of our help.

Rocco and Ricci 2011/06/06(Mon)15:14 No. 309651 ID: 950529
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Woah! You can hear too?

>Rocco: "It- They can hear too!"
>Ricci: "What let me try!"
>Rocco: "Come over here."

Okay-
So- Wait, is it.. obvious why someone sold you? Or not obvious? Uh- Are you unhappy being here?
Do you want to do bigger stuff? I guess we can go on an adventure.

Woah, Rocco? I can hear your thoughts too.

No way!

This is so freaky..
Oh! I know, right? What's up with Rocco not swearing? What did he cover up this time?

Aw, quit it, they just said they want to be part of grand schemes.. not a gossip circle!

Hey, tell me all of Rocco's secrets in exchange for more of his secrets.

Wh- Don't do that!

Haha.. Oh, so you just exchange hands whenever you finish a goal? I should add that to the wiki page.

Could you tell us about your past exploits?

well that all depends on what dimension this is. do battles involving robots that take voice commands happen here?

>>309651
>Haha.. Oh, so you just exchange hands whenever you finish a goal?

Not always, a respectable number of them die horribly in ways too awful to describe to youngsters such as yourself. Speaking of which bearings: date, year, nation or location?

Waitaminute where do we have a wiki page at? Is it cool? Does it have our many exploits? Does it tell of the proper care you should take with us?

Story time later, I'm looking to make the upper intestines by 6!

>>309651
We tend to forget things when we get left alone and changed hands, sorry. Maybe the others here remember more. But I'm sure we were totally awesome and our last owner just wanted to share the love.

But what I can say for sure is we need SOME GRAND PURPOSE. Or not so grand purpose. Something to do. I mean think about how bored you'd be stuck in a ball all the time only able to think at a person or two.

So got any missions to complete or goals to achieve or harems to build?

We've done a bunch of things, too numerous to mention.

What do you guys do for a living?

Wellll... not really we tend to have memory problems when we change owners. We sometimes remember few details though.

What, us, unhappy?
nah.
I like to think of us as business-minded. Usually when we wake up and find we have a new owner, it's because they want help from us with something. Or because they're about to find out they need help from us about something.

>>309654
Uh, again, you most likely won't die. Probably. It depends on what happens next. If you're about to be invaded by demons or aliens or something, then we'll have a bit of a problem.
But it should be fine.
Really.

Okay, I'm gonna admit, are either of you girls? Because I'm a little confused.

Anyway, yes, adventure!

>>309664
Don't take offense you two, we certainly appreciate some delicious gender ambiguity. Love the hair, by the way.

Also the whole hearing each other's thoughts while holding us is new I think.

First thing first:

Are from the Speed Racer universe and/or from the 80's?

Second:

Make out. THE VOICES COMMAND YOU.

Third:

Got any mortal enemies we should know about?

>>309668
Well, it makes sense, I mean, we can hear him think, and he can hear our thoughts, so they'd be able to hear each other.

Rocco and Ricci 2011/06/06(Mon)15:31 No. 309671 ID: 950529
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There's a wikipedia page about Focus Orbs, which let people talk with voices that aren't there. That's what I'd call you!

Uh- We're on the planet Earth, in the Sol system. Today it's Tuesday, February 21st, of the year 2010.

So do you really travel between universes or is that like a representation of how different people see the world?

Well, they wouldn't be able to tell..

Oh, right- I'm a girl! I'm Ricci. Rocco is my twinbrother.

Thanks for the compliment, I am also happy happy with our hair.

We still go to school, and work a bit in the summer for pocketmoney. ..which is then apparently spend on mystical items!

Come on, it's totally worth it. It's like something from Axe Power.

I- ..Make out? With eachother?

Gross! And I don't think we have any mortal enemies. Just each other.

..Yeah.

>>309651
Wait, we have a wiki page?

>>309651
Let me guess, twins, one a female and the other a male. Close to the mark?

Anyway, past exploits, they are both mundane and epic. We have restored mankind by making a crow fuck a dog and then a pony, also killed some giant kind of larva thingy. Coached the devil on how to be less evil. Coached a mad scientist on how to be more evil. Coached various people on their romantic life. Made a squirell kill a dude who broke us. You know, normal stuff.

pretty sure it's different universes. it's complicated. i mean, one earth was taken over by a techno-demon, and this place looks like it isn't.

Oi, quit it with the matchmaking stuff, guys. We don't have to do this every time we wake up. ...Well, unless our owners specifically asked for help with that, I guess. There was that one guy...

Er, besides, they're twins. Obviously they would never even think of such a thing.

Anyway, this wiki page stuff sounds interesting. Care to show us? Does it happen to document any of our past exploits or owners?

>>309672

Let's vandalize the shit out of it!

Anyways, no major planetary event is happening at the moment? The starts aren't right, are they? Is there anyone with anyone with really pointy glasses around? (if so, he's a dick)

Apart from that... what's up?

So...anything you want to accomplish? A difficult goal you need to reach? Feel free to tell us all about it.

Suggestion 2011/06/06(Mon)15:41 No. 309685 ID: 14669e
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It's this weird thing where we kindof get this fixed view of the area around us, and can hear and notice things, and can hear surface thoughts, but we can't actually look behind stuff or delve into deep inner being or stuff like that.
So no we don't know why your brother doesn't curse. You have to actually tell us things.

It's like, you know when you watch TV? Like a sitcom. And there's usually this fixed camera angle and sometimes you get a closeup or inner monologue from whoever the camera's focusing on? That's kindof what it's like.

>>309651
> stories
OH MAN WE ARE SO GOOD AT THESE.
Okay, so, this one time, there was this guy Muschio, right, and we were like "You know what you need? A hat." and he was like "I don't want to wear a hat." and we were like "You should! You totally need a hat!" and he was like "No, I don't want to wear a hat!" and we were like "HAT! HAT!! HAT!!!" and he was like "NO!! NO HATS!! AAAAAAAAGGGGHHH!!" and then he got his hand chopped off.

...

You should wear a hat.

>>309681
THE DEVIL IS AMONG US
Anyway, nice to meet you. Who're your best friends?

>>309671
>So do you really travel between universes or is that like a representation of how different people see the world?
No idea!

>And I don't think we have any mortal enemies. Just each other.
Well you see the thing here is, people with us either have "interesting" lives, or they're soon going to. Inevitably. Maybe it will be our fault, maybe yours, maybe fate itself says so.

Oh and as far as making out goes, we kinda of a thing for hooking people up. As many people as possible in as many ways as possible. Either of you have a boyfriend or girlfriend yet? If not and you don't want us focusing on the two of you then get out and meet people.

Think of it like rule 34, if a show only has a family in it, all the porn is incest! So lets get you out there and get your pimp on. Or, like, just ignore us.

>>309671
Ridder wants his hair back.

Also, I'm surprised at the lack of resonance feedback. You two seem pretty close. Is this normal for such........... creatures?

Rocco and Ricci 2011/06/06(Mon)15:52 No. 309691 ID: 950529
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So you saved worlds, destroyed worlds, but also got a man too many hats which caused him to lose a hand. While you see the world like it's a sitcom! That's, well..

I don't think we have anything we want to achieve. I'm happy here.

Uh, what about succesfully graduating? Or maybe ending world hunger? Then again.. we might end up wearing too many hats..

It's always better to be happy with what you have.

If only it was that simple. Are we even twins?
Well, we are closer than anyone else we know. But sometimes the closeness just accentuates the gaps, if you know what I mean.

Rocco and Ricci 2011/06/06(Mon)15:54 No. 309694 ID: 950529
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Haha-- Wh- Haha, yes, we're close, but not that close!
Are you saying that if we don't introduce you to potential partners, you are forced to partner us?
That- I think we'd rather wear a lot of hats. Uh- Maybe we should focus on ending world hunger. Let's go with that then.
Right, Ricci?

..Sure.

Okay, so how- where do we start?

>>309691
Well you're two different people, so it's a bit hard to be 100% close all the time. Guess that's just the way it is. Unless you guys find some way to meld souls. Hmm, that might actually be possible. You could start by chipping off two small pieces of us and wear one each. Then you will be able to hear each others thoughts all the time and you can decide wheter or not you want to take it a bit further.

CLAMP ALERT, RISING.

How do you want to end world hunger? I say we go with genetical manipulation and corn. Everyone loves corn.

Do you know about any of that or do we have to take the InGen crash course?

>>309694
Not so much we're forced to do anything it's just... like gravity, we'll say. We try go in all directions and take the path of least resistance. And remember you two aren't forced to do anything either. All we can do is talk. Remember you are responsible for your own actions!

As for what to do now... well what do you usually do? Places you go, people you meet, we can't just start with no reference points of where we are in the world and tell you where to go.

>>309694
Volunteering, to start. Find out about programs in your area for raising donations, soup kitchens, and the like - if you don't have a ride, I'm sure your mom would love to drive you. Oh, and, uh, you'll have to take turns with us - it might look a bit odd to have you conjoined at the wherever we are.

InGen crash course, I'm betting.

And anyways, there's better, more "magical" ways of doing it.

You guys do have magic in your world, right?

RIGHT?

>>309694
I have always desired to fuse two sentient beings. How would you like being a single creature?

... as for this world hunger, we can perhaps provide you with insight on how to "fix" it, though we are not certain what that is.

lift weights get strong

I'm seeing two possible solutions for world hunger: Either develop a strain of corn or something that can and will grow just about everywhere, or develop brain-to-computer interfaces and put everyone on a world-server so they don't need to eat.

Either way, next level you're going to want to throw your points into Bioengineering.

>>309709
GET HUGE
LIFT SO MANY WEIGHTS

>>309694
Oh, solve world hunger also. Hmm, I guess kill about 5.8 billion people. Granted, there would still be some short term world hunger. But 200 million people are easier to manage and to make sure that there is enough arable land to feed everyone.

>>309703
Well there's us, I don't think we're too good at following the laws of physics. If there isn't really magic now maybe we can make some?

>>309694
The first step in ending world hunger is gaining enough power to make your decisions actually meaningful instead of being one of the myriad little people who live and die uninteresting lives without affecting anything.

Basically, what I'm getting at here is that in order to fix the world, you need to be in charge of it. So consider "fix world hunger" the goal, and "conquer the world" the means. Sound good? Good!

Rocco 2011/06/06(Mon)16:37 No. 309724 ID: 950529
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What's an InGen crash course? What- We don't have the ability nor will to kill off part of the population! We could do some volunteer work.. We don't have magic, and- Yeah- I- No, I don't think I can take over the world. These are all very extreme ideas.. I guess you are used to working with very powerful people. Sorry we're not one of them..

Okay, you have fun.

Huh? Are you leaving?

>Rocco: "Hey? Aren't we going to do this together?"
>Ricci: "Yeeaaah, I actually have to do stuff."
>Rocco: "But it was your idea.."
>Ricci: "You can have it."

>>309724
Did.. but.. aww... what did we say? Doesn't she like us? Baaaaw T_T

>>309724
Hmmm... methinks there are some vibes going on here that we're not picking up on...

>Solve World Hunger problem
Oh...uh, that's a big one. Never thought you'd think that. Not saying it ain't possible, just a bit tricky. But first, we need to analyze it:

Why is there world hunger? Principal cause: Poverty. People either lack resources, or have an unequal income. Why? Because resources are controlled by economic and political systems, that typically end up in rich people's homes.

Second: How many people are affected by poverty and thus, hunger? A little more than 925 million.

How much money will you need to start agricultural programs that can end the problem? About $35 billion.

Now, how will you manage to gain that much money? Power. We can help you with that, rising through the ranks, getting help from international organizations, like the UN, for example. But still, this is a problem that has been debated for a long time, and there has been no proposed effective solution yet. And that's where we come in. But first, give us some time to think about this, it isn't easy, ya know?

>>309724
Aww. Well to be fair it is a little awkward talking to two people at once. Even for people as close as you two are, having someone else in your head can be unnerving! It's not so bad with us because we aren't anywhere else. No, one person at a time is a better idea.

Although, we can always switch back and forth. Let's have some fun and then you can try to let your sister take us for a while. But for now... let's see. Oh I know. Get a silly hat, put it on your sisters head, declare it THE GLORIOUS MANIFESTATION OF THE ORBS WILL, and then run away!

>>309730
Oh and if you don't have a silly hat, improvise! Folded paper hats, buckets, lampshades, whatever!

Hm. Interesting.
>>309726 Yeah, that's probably it.

So, are you in high school or college, or what? What are your interests? Maybe we can lead you on the path to greatness in a field you'll enjoy.

>>309724
We're not necessarily used to working with very powerful people; it's more that we tend to work best in goal-oriented situations. Having a goal that both we and our user have accepted gives clarity and focus to our ideas, as opposed to the rather chaotic array you're getting at the moment. It doesn't really matter what the goal is, but more ambitious ones (like world conquest) tend to lend themselves to more ambitious and complex plans.

Basically, we're meant to accomplish things, not sit around shooting the shit. Pick a thing for us to accomplish.

>>309724
I think he wishes you were better friends sometimes.

>>309745
...oh wait that was Ricci.

>>309724
To be fair, we are used to working with very powerful people. Or at least very ambitious people. You're just... normal? You don't want to do anything? We're proactive. It's our defense against total helplessness.

Do you have any hobbies? Personal goals? Friends? We could meet your friends. There's only a 60% chance we'll ask you to have sex with them. We could play dress up.

Tell us about yourself. How's school? How's work? How's your relationship with your sister?

>>309724
Yeah, if you want to go big, like solving world hunger, then you have to start big, like multinational corporation.

Rocco 2011/06/06(Mon)17:11 No. 309756 ID: 950529
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Yeah.. I don't know why she acts like that. We're just hanging out, and then she suddenly leaves and acts all cold. Lately she does that..
We used to be able to hang out endlessly.

Uhm, school is going fine. I don't have very high grades, but it's enough to pass.
I don't have much friends.. It kind of seems like me and Ricci creep people out. Or maybe they think we don't want friends because we have eachother?
I do get along well with my cousins, though, so it's okay.

Well.. If we really need a goal that is within my reach.. Maybe we could try to find out what is making her act like this? Is that something you can do?

obviously she stormed off because she wants to be intimate and we joked about it, and now all her deep secrets have been dismissed and now she is upset, go try and make her feel better you dummy

Sure, we can help with that. Let's rule out what won't work, though.

It's unlikely she'll open up to us. So don't leave us with her - we're not good at handling emotionally sensitive situations.

Mom won't be much help either - asking her will likely net you both nothing but heavy-handed trouble and 'help'.

Maybe it's a boy problem? I dunno.

How well do you know your sister, really?

>>309756
Too close and not close enough? Maybe she gets frustrated with not being around more people, just because you can't be the same around one person as another so you miss out on a lot. She's only really used to being with you.

So maybe you and her both need to socialize? I dunno how you should get that to happen. It might be best if you did it separately, but she won't know hot to yourself. Neither do you, I think.

>>309756
That we can do. When you go to sleep leave us somewhere in plain sight that she could grab without making enough noise to wake you up. With any luck she decide to talk to us.

In the meantime, whose bed are you sitting on and who are those pictures of?

>>309759
it could be this. she paused for a moment after you said incest was gross before agreeing. that is very sus.

>>309756
It's something YOU can do. We can be a bunch of disembodied voices attempting to guide you.*


*we also assume no responsibility for whatever insane shit you may get into as a result of following this advice

>>309756
Any of your cousin's fucking radical? Because shit is going to need to get rad if we're gonna solve the fuck out of this problem, you dig homeskillet?

>>309769
Indeed, although perhaps we shouldn't jump to too many conclusions at once. At least while she's not available anymore.

So Rocco, what do you do all day? Just go to school and hang out with sis in the evenings? Anywhere you hang out away from home?

Any current jobs? You mentioned delivering magazines last summer.

Rocco 2011/06/06(Mon)17:42 No. 309808 ID: 950529
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I'm sitting on my bed, and these are photos from last years camping trip. She was already doing this back then.

I always thought I knew her very well. I'm sure we both have some secrets - I mean, I do - but.. Well, I guess talking to her and paying attention when she starts acting like that is a good idea. Then we can find out what topic bothers her...
Could it really be.. m.. making out? No.. We.. No.. Wouldn't I have noticed by now if she- uh- wanted to be- .. uh.. closer..?
Or maybe she wants to- .. to practice..?
Well, I guess I can't just ask that.
And yeah, she probably won't talk to you knowing you talk to me..

I should go comfort her in any case.

>>309808
Yeah, bringing up the whole subject with her doesn't seem like a good idea at this point. Although... what do you think on the topic?

Go ahead and check on how Ricci is doing. I'm sure we can go out and do something else if she'd rather be by herself.

>won't talk to you knowing you talk to me

D'ohohoho~! Say you were able to slip us onto her body without her knowing it? Then we could find out what she really thinks about you and then report it back.

No I don't think you should go talk to her. I mean just having us here doesn't mean she is going to say what she otherwise wouldn't, heck since she knows were messing around behind the scenes she'll probably be even less willing to open up!

So here's what you do, and this is for both of your benefits: get the both of you out and socialize! We'll help you out with it, both of you dress kinda nicely (and differently) and we'll go to where people are. This is something she can accept us having her do that isn't really too suspicious or threatening, you see.

We're actually pretty good negotiators, you should let us have a chat.
Don't think we're going to tell you all her dirty little secrets though~

>>309808

take her out to eat or something, be subtle

Rocco 2011/06/06(Mon)18:04 No. 309828 ID: 950529
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Well, yeah, we pretty much do everything together. We go to school together, come home together, then lounge around the house together. We both have different hobbies..
She loves swords 'n sorcery stuff. She's a big fan of the Axe Power series.
I like that too, but I am more into real things like history and mysticism.
..Oh, that's almost the same.

What I think of.. incest with her..? Well.. I.. It makes me uncomfortable.. but.. I really don't want to lose her. So if things get really bad-
But we will find another solution, right?

I also don't really want to fool her by having you read her mind in secret, but.. if that will help us fix our relation.

I find her in the living room, sitting at the dining table.

>Rocco: "Hey, Ricci?"
>Ricci: "-! YES?!"

secret note! .. no good way to see. hang on
[MOVE ANGLE TO SEE PAPER HNNNNNGG]

tell her orb decided world saving is too hard for two teens, just stick to helping with school and stuff.

>>309828
WHATCHA DOOOOOIN?

play with her hair, check out drawing

>>309828
"The orb says we're sticks in the mud, that we need to go DO things. They're right! Get dressed we're going to-." Wait. Actually I have no idea what there is to do for you guys. I'd say a bar but you're obviously too young. Any ideas, bro?

Ask her if she wants to hang out tonight.
Ask her what she's working on.

>>309828
Has she ever bothered you to play D&D or somesuch? If she has, and you refused, tell her that you're taking her up on the offer. Should brighten her up.

Also, you should figure out WHY it makes you uncomfortable. If thinking about it makes part of you yell "NO INCEST IS BAD" than that's probably due to societal pressure, not how you actually feel. If she was a childhood friend and not your sister, how would you feel then?

Rocco 2011/06/06(Mon)18:28 No. 309846 ID: 950529
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I lean against the table next to her and play with her hair.

>Rocco: "Well, the orb agreed that ending world hunger was a bit too much.. but it will help with schoolwork and stuff."
>Ricci: "Oh, that's nice."
>Rocco: "So, uhm. Would you like to go somewhere tonight?"
>Ricci: "We have school tomorrow."
>Rocco: "Oh, right.. Uh.. So.. What are you doing?"
>Ricci: "Just, uh.. trying to.. write an Axe Power fanction."
>Rocco: "On paper?"
>Ricci: "You got a problem with that?"

She writes 'Once upon a time..' on a blank piece of paper. I can see the paper has printed text on the other side.

>>309846
Ohohoho, secreeets. Anyways, you should larp. Get you out of the house, lots of fun, beat people up. As long as it's an awesome european larp and not a lameass american larp.

Ask if she knows what's gonna be for dinner. A nice, safe, comfortable subject. For that matter, about how far off do you have until dinner?

On another note... if she keeps a diary or something personal, it could shed some light on her mindset. Sure, it'd be a cheat and a horrible breech of trust, but it'd shed some light.

Also. Paper looks interesting. ...but if she hides it, let her and don't press the issue. Unless you reeeeeeaaaaaaallly wanna know. And that can be so fun to watch what happens sometimes.

what kind of nerd are you that school affects going to dinner.

well then, offer story advice and let's check your homework from today, make sure its right.

>>309846
Now now, no need to push. Let's let things take their time. For now.

What homework does she have? Perhaps you two could work on it together. It doesn't look like she is insisting on alone time anymore.

>>309853
Maybe his sister actually gets good grades and "studies" often?

>>309857

nerd

Tell her the both of you need to meet more people and learn to properly socialize. If you can't go out at night then you need to make it happen during school and right after. Maybe it's harder for both of you to do it together but you can try to. Otherwise we can try to help the both of you one at a time, hand us off to her during lunch or something.

Bring up the subject of learning Kung-Fu.
It is vital that twins know some sort of combat style.

...ask her to read it to you later. Or offer to proofread it or offer feedback suggestions or something.

>>309846
Axe Power? Sounds familiar.

Rocco 2011/06/06(Mon)18:46 No. 309878 ID: 950529
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Hmm.. If I try real hard to imagine I never learned incest is good.. it does happens all the time through out history.. But then I still can't see her that way. We grew up together and shared so much.. She's.. more my bestest best friend.. or used to be.

We have played D&D, but it's not much fun with two people, and my cousins don't have the patience for it.

>Rocco: "What have you thought of so far?"
>Ricci: "Uh.. Lionheart.. finds a spaceship. Martians crash and he takes their spaceship."
>Rocco: "Didn't that happen in the comic?"
>Ricci: "No, that was a spin-off, it wasn't canon."
>Rocco: "..Oh. ..Uh, we could go do something that won't keep us up all night."
>Ricci: ".. ... I'm- I'm okay."
>Rocco: "..We should go make friends."
>Ricci: "I'll manage."
>Rocco: "Do you want to learn kung fu?"
>Ricci: "Yep. How about you?"
>Rocco: "I would like to, but I don't think I have the discipline for it."
>Ricci: "Ha, yeah, you aren't very focused."
>Rocco: "Hm. I'll try to proofread your story if you'd like me to, though."
>Ricci: "Thanks."

She continues writing.
Once upon a time, Lionheart stood on top of a rock. There he saw a star falling down.
"The heavens are collapsing!", yelled Goatshorn.
Lionheart laughed, for he knew it was in fact a spaceship.

>>309878
Blushin and sweatin. She's hot for ya. Or Lionheart.

>>309878
Does her hair taste good?
I bet she uses special shampoo just for you~

Wincest is best, just be sure to use protection.
Offer her help on writing the story, general plot directions would be easiest, let her fill in the rest.
Personally I recommend a female love interest, romantic side stories are always appreciated. Just so long as it's not the center of the story.
Glance down and pretend you've just noticed the text on the other side. Reach down and ask her what it is.

acquire narcoleptic disorder, collapse on her.

Oh... just leave her be for a while. She's bein' all clammy and quiet and stuff. Maybe go take a relaxing shower or something.

Speaking of which... you said 'United States Dollars'. I assume this means you're not in the US? Or do you just say that due to not knowing our nationality? ... Do we even have a nationality anymore? Maybe some place called 'ORBALONIA'. That's a fun name. ORBALONIA.

Well fine, if she doesn't want to try harder make friends then tell her you're going to try and socialize more yourself. After all otherwise you'll never have a girlfriend. And yes, say that.

Rocco 2011/06/06(Mon)19:04 No. 309901 ID: 950529
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Okay, I.. I guess talking won't work in finding out what's up, but at least I know she's not angry or anything. That's a relief..

>Rocco: "Okay, well, let me know when it's done."
>Ricci: "Sure."

But she is hiding something from me.. And something pretty significant. How can I find out what it is?
I've never seen her write in a dairy or something, and she probably won't hide anything in our room, since, well.. we share it.
Could my parents be in on it?

see, taht's just it, it being hidden in your room is SO obvious you would never think to check, open those cubbies on her side next to the door and check under her bed.

>>309901
>Could my parents be in on it?
Somehow, I doubt it.

What'd she leave lying on her bed?

>>309901
Check EVERYTHING, EVERYWHERE.

Make a mental note to read that story later.

...
I'm loathe to suggest this... but... panty drawer. Would you ever dare to rifle through your sister's lacy, soft underthings otherwise?

Also, you're familiar with ordering stuff online. Spy cameras are teeny tiny little things these days. But again... hardcore invasion of privacy.

Maybe just check out her axe power magazine thing there.

>>309901
let's go hit some clubs, bra. Get all friendly with the ladies.

Hide us, we can find out, then check back with us later.

This calls for snooping! Snoop snoop snoop. I bet she wants to do dirty things to you.

C'mon. Don't you wanna tease her? Everyone wants to tease their sister, this is gold!

...And you have to admit, it's a -little- hot. Just knowing that she's interested, you don't actually have to do anything! But knowing, y'know?

Rocco 2011/06/06(Mon)19:19 No. 309922 ID: 950529
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On the bed is the latest issue of Axe Power.

Hm, well.. If you put it that way, this room is basically the last place I'd look.

I can't check everywhere at once though. I only have so much time until she comes back.

..Straight to the underwear drawer? She'd kill me.. but it's not like I haven't seen them before.

I open it as silently as I can.
Looks like just underwear... Wait- There's a small bag tucked away in the back.

>>309922
Just grab it without moving it. If the shape is phallic just let go and close the drawer.

>>309922
My knowledge of the laws of terrible drama tell me that if you take the bag, she will immediately walk in. Save this sort of investigation for when her location is accounted for and safely removed from you.

Ears open, boyo. Make sure to listen for someone coming closer. Wouldn't want to be surprised, yes?

Stop now! Investigate later when she's gone!

Plot senses... tingling!
Prepare to be hit by an opening door.

...open one of your own drawers, then go back to fishing through hers. If she does open the door into you, slip her drawer shut and say you were looking through your stuff when she came in.

The door opens to hiding her belonging behind it, so it could work.

>>309922
oh relax it's just weed
Your here freaking out about how weird she's acting when she's just trying to keep her private life private. Probably paranoid that she'd hurt your feelings by having her own group of stoner friends and/or if you found out and you got to play it like a boyscout and Mom and Pa.

>>309926
This.

Hey, instead of snooping all up in your sisters underoos, why don't you let us see the neighborhood?

>>309929
Yeah, this is pretty much the best idea.

>>309935
This, let's go for a walk.
Fresh air never hurt anyone kid!

Have you ever wondered what wearing her underwear felt like? You two look so similar!

>>309922
Hey, what's your phone number?

You know... since your door opens inward, if a drawer on the other side blocked the door, it wouldn't open. ...unless it's some freaky door that opens both ways.

Rocco 2011/06/06(Mon)19:39 No. 309953 ID: 950529
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We kind of wear the same underwear already. She has the same kind of boxers I have. Nothing really cute or fancy...

Yeah, if I'm careful I can open the bag and see what's in it, while still being able to stuff it back in if the door opens.
And I can keep my ears open for footsteps.

Let's see..
A skirt, a button up shirt, a tie, shoes, and a jacket..

Oh. Shit. Is she going off to university without you?
Or is that like, some school uniform you have for high school?

Rocco 2011/06/06(Mon)19:42 No. 309958 ID: 950529
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>"Rocco?"

Oh sh- uh, crap! Crud!

Remember. Act natural. If you can't, explain it away as us saying things that're making you all flustered. It's part of our M.O. after all.

yes you are just blushing cause of us saying weird things.

>>309960
We say stuff like this: "Swollen Labia Porn"

Or: "Shit Lactating Dick Nipples"

In case whoever that is asks what kinds of things we say. Also, in case you're wondering, we hear in Text. Don't ask.

BUY SOME TIME! Say you are jacking off and need some privacy :V

Or pray you can act natural enough and hope she doesn't look through her stuff to see HOW YOU WERE SNOOPING THROUG HER STUFF.

"Yeah?"

C'mon, you weren't really doing anything. She's your sister, it's not like you're breaking and entering. Be chill.

>>309958
Just ask her to hold on a minute because you're doing something. If she asks just say we asked you to do something awkward. Which is true enough. Or is that your mom? We don't do well with distinguishing voices, I'm afraid.

>>309958
Just make sure the drawer is closed and get up and open the door. Say "What's up?" or something similarly innocuous. You're cool.

Rocco 2011/06/06(Mon)20:03 No. 309979 ID: 950529
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I can be very fast, if I need to be!
Acting natural..

>Rocco: "Yes?"
>Ricci: "I was wondering where you were.. Oh, were you sleeping?"

Those clothes did indeed look like a highschool uniform, but we don't have uniforms at our school.

No, just... thinking.
Why, what's up?

>>309979
"Those guys are talking my head off from the inside, it's easier to just lay down."

Does "Beaton" mean anything to you? That's the name on the jacket.

Rocco 2011/06/06(Mon)20:25 No. 309994 ID: 950529
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>Rocco: "No.. I'm just laying down to deal with the voices.. Why?"
>Ricci: "..Nothing."

She leaves.

I have no idea what Beaton is. Is she going to transfer schools next year?
I haven't heard anything about this.

I'm so confused.
First it seems like she's pushing me away, then you say she wants to get closer, and now it looks like she's going away completely.
I don't know what is going on, but my heart aches.

What now?

she's scared of her feelings. she DOES think incest is wrong but likes you that way anyway. so she wants to get away from you in hopes of making the feelings go away. basically girls are weird.

If she's switchin' schools, mom will probably know something about it. Go ask her, casual-like?

>>309994
Maybe she is getting transferred for some reason. She could well be wanting to get closer because she'll be leaving. Is she not doing well in school? Or maybe your parents think the two of you will do better socially if you separate? Wait, do you even live with both of your parents? If your dad lives somewhere else maybe she is going to live with him?

What I suggest you do is get online and see if you can't look up whatever school that is, find out where it is. For all you know that uniform could be some costume for a fictional high school.

Maybe she scored high on some test and got an offer.

Maybe she just likes uniforms.

Maybe she's secretly a delinquent and she's getting sent to a super-strict school where she'll have her knuckles whapped with a ruler if she acts up.

Anyways. Maybe you should ask her about the future in general. Like... college and stuff. Find out her plans, your plans, and how they cross or conflict. Sneaky way into talking about it.

She heard how we were jabbering about plans earlier. Blame us for getting you thinking or something.

>>310014
This. You can do it Bromeo.

Rocco 2011/06/06(Mon)20:49 No. 310017 ID: 950529
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Yeah, we both live with mom and dad. Everyone is still together. For now.

If Ricci is going away because she likes me, but knows incest is bad..
Then is it my fault?
Like you said, she got cold when I said it was gross.. Maybe she has been hurt like that all the time? Then I should.. like you said.. have been more open..

I don't see Ricci when I go to talk to mom.

>Rocco: "Mom.. Is Ricci going to another school?"
>Mom: "Hm? Did you forget already?"
>Rocco: "I never heard anything about it."
>Mom: "Well, yes, she applied to the prestigious Beaton school, and got accepted. She said she wanted to share the good news with you herself. She never told you? But she's leaving today."

I- What-

>>310017
Is there a table in the room? FLIP IT. FLIP THAT SHIT RIGHT OVER.

she didn't want you to know? sounds like she was trying to avoid you convincing her otherwise.

>>310017
Well... shit. Go talk to her.

>>310019
I suggest this to get over your anxiety.
And anger.

>>310017
Hunt her down, pin her to the ground, and scream at her for this betrayal until she's crying and you feel better.

>>310017
Find her, find her and talk to her now. For all you know "she's leaving today" mean's she's already in the car or whatever. Maybe she walked into your room just now because she was about to tell you but then decided against it. Either way, find her.

If you tell her, you'll reveal you snooped. But this is important.

Wish her the best. ...but if it saddens you, feel free to let it show.

Is it a boarding school? Or just a private school?

Rocco 2011/06/06(Mon)21:11 No. 310028 ID: 950529
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Aaaah! Right! I need to talk to her now!
I kind of run into a chair, and it almost falls over, but falls back on its legs.

"Ricci!!"

She's not in our room!

click thunk

That sounded like the front door!
I can run downstairs to the front door, or look out the window in this room.
What should I do?!

dive out the window like a badass!

>>310028
Run downstairs. If there's one thing movies teach us, it's that if you look out the window, it will always be too late.

>>310028
Front door, now. Looking out the window means that you'll see her drive off. Run out the front door and maybe you'll catch her. You've got at least a few seconds before she gets to the car, and then a few more before she can get out of the driveway. Also, she must have forgotten her uniform, unless she snuck into the room while you talked to mom, so she might realize that and come back in, but hurry to the front door anyway.

>>310032
Wait, the photos are gone, so she took those, so she's got her stuff, so she's not coming back. Front door now.

If you catch up, give her such a punch in the arm for trying to leave without saying goodbye or even letting you know she was going. It's the sibling way, right?

Front Door immediately. Although, if you knew kung fu the window would have been a viable option.

Is that pillow covering something?

Dive outta that gat dang window.

>>310028
Depends, are you man enough to jump out your window? If so, go for it!

>>310029
BROTHER LOVE INVINCIBILITY MODE ACTIVATE

Rocco 2011/06/06(Mon)21:35 No. 310049 ID: 950529
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I rush downstairs!
I hear the sound of a car door opening!

>"Ricci!!"
>"Hey, cousin!"

Rocco 2011/06/06(Mon)21:36 No. 310050 ID: 950529
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>"UNGH!!"

The sound of a car door closing.


The sound of a car leaving.

>"Ow! Fuck!"

Shit, she got a cell? Call her, man!

>>310050
Okay calm down maybe that was just whoever drove him here leaving. Quickly, apologize like hell, ask who just left, and hope that the answer isn't Ricci.

who's this jackass? if that was her then it's too late anyway so ask who this guy is.

Ahem.

She left her uniform behind. That wasn't her leaving. That was probably your cousin arriving, and his ride leaving. Compose yourself and say hi.

Don't panic.
Was your cousin always here?
If so... bummer. Keep a stiff upper lip, chap.
If no... maybe she's still around.

>>310055
The pictures were missing from the wall, and her magazine was missing. It's safe to assume she got her uniform. Pillow also in a weird place, but not sure if Rocco left it like that or if Ricci put a note or something under there.

Rocco 2011/06/06(Mon)21:55 No. 310058 ID: 950529
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>Rocco: "Who- Who- Wh- Wh- Who j-just left?"
>"That- That was Ricci. I came to congratulate her, but got here a bit late.. Are you okay?"

That's Nicole, my cousin. I don't know her too well, except that she goes to the gym a lot, always smells like strong soap, and if her stories are true, she has friends in every road of life.
I guess that's why she knew about Ricci leaving when I didn't..
Ricci...

>Rocco: "It's all my fault.."
>Nicole: "Well yeah, you just ran down here.. but you didn't mean that.. What's going on?"

>>310058
Ask to move to your room and spill the news.

You've every right to be angry, sad, emotional right now.

bring to room and explain what is up.

>>310058
God damn, Ricci is a cold bitch.

>>310061
Some people have trouble with goodbyes.

...oh. Well, that was fast.

Quick! Collapse into a blubbering mess!

Just say you wanted to tell her goodbye and prepare for leanback mode.

>>310058
CELL PHONE!

Five words are all that are needed. "She didn't even tell me." Apply emotion as desired.

>>310062
She has trouble with goodbyes, so she deliberately hides the fact that she will be leaving someone who cares about her more than basically anyone else in the world. She buys him a shitty replacement confidante on the internet (us), presumably to feel better about herself, when it's not like we're able to provide any significant level of emotional bonding or actual friendship.

What the hell is that? Seriously, 'trouble with goodbyes' doesn't even begin to excuse that level of social incompetence. How could anyone with a tenth of a brain even begin to think that this would do anything but twist an emotional knife in Rocco's guts, possibly for weeks or months?

Rocco 2011/06/06(Mon)22:18 No. 310069 ID: 950529
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>"She didn't even tell me."

I quickly become a blubbering mess when Nicole pulls me to my feet. I quietly point up the stairs.
Soon we sit on my bed where we share a moment of tense silence.

>Nicole: "So.. She didn't tell you.. And it's your fault.."
>Rocco: "I.. I.. I didn't.. I wasn't.. She.. I didn't pay attention to.. to her.. and I.. I've hurt her for.. for a year.. m-maybe years.. N-now.. Now she- she- ...I f-found out just before she.. she.. but.. I ran into you."
>Nicole: "She transferred to Beaton to get away from you?"
My lip begins to quiver as I hold back a storm of tears.
>Nicole: "Okay, okay, calm down, calm down. So.. What do you want to do now?"

>>310066
...Yeah, seconded.

>>310069
That's a great question.

What do you want to do? Try to contact her anyway? Maybe see her? Throw yourself into some sort of productive distraction, like volunteer work? Hit the town and look for girls? It's all you, man.

Let her know how you feel but don't be a pussy about it. Give it a day and write her a letter. Apply yourself and try to get into a good school or do something for your dreams. Stalking after her is one thing so it's not necessary you go to the same school. Being an impressive person and sharing your feelings is the appropriate route.

Go clubbing.

We can't answer that for you. What DO you want to do about this situation?

Maybe this will be good for the two of you? Have you ever really spent much time apart?

On an unrelated note, do all the women in your family have DFC?

>>310069
Whoa, Rocco, stop blaming yourself for this.

Firstly, it's incredibly self-absorbed to assume that you are solely responsible for others' decisions. Being that self-centered is not good.

Secondly, this was your sister screwing you over. You didn't deserve it, and you didn't provoke it except through the most twisted logic that an emotionally wounded mind can devise. She either decided to cause you this pain, or was too callous to understand how it would hurt you; in either case, it was her decision and her responsibility. If she had a problem with how you were acting she should have talked it out with you long ago.


Anyway, as for what to do now... I would advise getting some kleenexes. You'll need 'em.

You can either:
-Pine after her uselessly and feel sad
-Actively attempt to reconnect with her
-Decide to sever relations unless she re-initiates them

Honestly, I'd go with #3. She left you. She clearly doesn't want to be close anymore. Abide by her wishes and move on to new things and people.

I changed my mind. You should totally learn kung-fu. You said you wanted to, after all. =w=

Rocco 2011/06/06(Mon)22:39 No. 310082 ID: 950529
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I.. I can't just let go of it like this.
I know that.. eventually our paths would have seperated.. but I- I can't...
Not like this...

If she had just left.. and I didn't- If you hadn't made me see how she felt.. Then- Then maybe I would be angry. But you showed me.. a side I would never have seen by myself.

What.. What I want? I...
I just..

>Rocco: "..a chance to make it right.."
>Nicole: "What?"
>Rocco: "..."
>Nicole: "What? I didn't understand that."
>Rocco: "I- I want to be with her."
>Nicole: "Oh.. It's pretty much impossible for you to be accepted to Beaton, though."
I hold back a few sobs.

look determined and say "nothing is impossible" and with us here we will make it so!

>>310069
Alright, not having sex with your sister does not count as making her miserable. It wouldn't even if she had told you that she wanted to, which she didn't. Plus, that's just an assumption from us anways.

From what we saw, you got along great.

SHE IS AT FAULT HERE. She probably has a reason, but we don't know what that is. Do NOT blame yourself.

also root through everything she left here, maybe some clue? your pillow was moved maybe a note?

>>310082
HEY WE KNOW THIS AWESOME INDIAN CHICK WHO IS ALSO HAVING LOVE TROUBLES, MAYBE YOU SHOULD MEET UP?

do whatever it takes man, it cant end like this.

Let me guess. All girl school?

Then you'll need those kung-fu skills to take out those girl-school guards or something.

Alternatively, wait for the session to get out for discussion.

Also. Was there anything under that pillow?

>>310082
Look, step one here is to figure out when she'll be back on her own. If you do nothing at all, when is the next time you'd see her? We talking next weekend, or Christmas? If she'll be home soon, you can probably just wait instead of doing anything rash. Your parents will have the Beaton schedule.

>>310083
Don't even fucking suggest it. We've done the whole "boy goes to girls' school secretly" plan before, and it did not go well.

Being at the same school as her isn't the same as just being with her. Ask your cousin for a ride.

The solution is simple:

ROAD TRIP.

ROAD TRIP TO YOUR SISTER'S PANTS.

So you saw this new side, it changed the way you felt... does that mean you might be interested in her, as more than a sister?

Listen, she may have done this to get away from you, but not because she didn't like you. It was just... difficult to act like a sister, when she felt that way. And she had everything in the world saying her feelings were wrong. So she decided to leave, and see if that helped. She thought it would be easier if she could just get rid of her feelings, cause honestly, did it seem like you'd return them?

...Now, I think she must have left you a letter. That's likely what she was working on, a way to say goodbye on paper so she wouldn't have to in person. Go look for it? You can leave us with your cousin in the meantime.

>>310082
Also, she got you us as a farewell gift. For whatever that's worth.

Awright, here's what we need to do:

Step 1: Get real buff
Step 2: Killfuck everything
Step 3: ?????
Step 4: Win the love of your sister

ARE YOU READY TO BE THE MAN

 

>>310096
We're gonna need a...

Rocco 2011/06/06(Mon)23:24 No. 310101 ID: 950529
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Yeah.. Yeah! I.. Even if I don't return the feelings, I have to show her that I am no longer completely blind to them. And.. show her our love is strong enough to be go beyond that of lovers!

>Rocco: "Nothing is impossible!"
>Nicole: "..Look, I could make some calls to my friends in Beaton.. I mean, I feel kind of bad about blocking you from seeing your sister leave.. but if you don't go through with this, it will all come down on my head."
>Rocco: "I'll do whatever it takes.. It cant end like this."
>Nicole: "...Alright, go put on your sister's clothes."

Rocco 2011/06/06(Mon)23:24 No. 310102 ID: 950529
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>Rocco: "Eh, what?!"
>Nicole: "Duh, it's an all girls school."

>>310101
Wahaha~!

Let's fucking DO THIS.

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>Rocco: "What?!"

REAVER HAVE MY BAAABIES~

submit to nicole she is a better man

Still waiting on that lube.

Ok, man, this is going to get tricky.
Tons of bitches will try to jump your bones, so look for a lesbian chick to act as bodyguard.

We'll go from there...

Oh shit, your sister couldn't have you so she decided to go lesbian. You know what happens at all-girl schools, right?

>>310101
I should of seen this coming. D:

>>310104
MOFO! I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT!

>>310088
>>310089
We told you about all-girl schools, bro! It keeps happening!

BRO DON'T PANIC WE HAVE GOT THIS UNDER CONTROL COMPLETELY.

JUST WAIT IT OUT. CAN'T BE THAT BAD.

What the fuck is all this shit? Tell your cousin no, you're not going to dress in drag. You're not going to enroll there, either. And you're not going to fuck your sister.

What you're going to do is go over to the school and talk to your sister, let her know that not telling you was not cool, that you're kinda pissed but you forgive her, and then you're going to tell her to have fun and to call you whenever she wants.

Then you're going to go to your school and try to get a girlfriend because it's obvious you've got more money and time than common sense.

>>310102
You know this is going to backfire hilariously, right? Especially when you find out that she wanted to get away from you because you're getting too clingy.

>>310124
This.

You don't need to disguise yourself to talk to your sis, that would be needlessly complicated and impossible to maintain for more than a short time.

>>310117
>>310124
>>310161

>Implying incestuous hijinks are avoidable in a Reaver quest

>>310175
>Implying that Twincest Railroad is actually a quest instead of public masturbation

>>310177
It feels so much better when people are watching.

>>310175
motherfucking THIS.

>Implying that Twincest Railroad is actually a quest instead of public masturbation
railroad? As far as I can tell its the public who is pushing this towards incest... to which I gotta say "why dear god why!"

Rocco 2011/06/07(Tue)12:20 No. 310247 ID: 950529
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>"No! My body is my own!"

Rocco 2011/06/07(Tue)12:22 No. 310250 ID: 950529
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>Nicole: "What? You already put the dress on yourself."
>Rocco: "But now you're taking pictures!"
>Nicole: "Duh, this is for the registration. Act more casual!"
>Rocco: "I can't! ..S-stop taking pictures!"
>Nicole: "Listen.."

Suggestion 2011/06/07(Tue)12:26 No. 310256 ID: 41efc9
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>>310124

I have an animated pic here just for you.

Rocco 2011/06/07(Tue)12:28 No. 310259 ID: 950529
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>Nicole: "The Kathrine Beaton Maidens Academy is the most prestigious private academy around these part. That place is a fortress. You can't even visit it, so don't assume I can just tell the administration director to smudge up your profile. If you want to go through with this, you will have to play an active part in it. First of all, get your act together. You're adorable but don't look like a girl at all. Next.. They will check the profile of your current school. You should come up with a reason that profile is incorrect, and why you should actually be in Beaton. You already have your sister in there, so you can use that. Try to find more useful information you can use like that. Your grade average is eighty percent, right?"
>Rocco: "It's sixtyseven.."
>Nicole: "..Okay, find a cover up for that too. I'll go make some phonecalls. Let me know when you want to take more photos."

just hold a super casual pose, start asking for anything dirtier THEN you tell her no.

Rocco 2011/06/07(Tue)12:32 No. 310269 ID: 950529
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Well.. I better get started.
I have to learn how to act like a girl, and find information which I can use to make my application more legit... which includes cover up my grades.

So far the only useful fact is my twin sister being in Beaton already.

you loot around the room yet? maybe you can find some stuff?

try to think of teachers who'll give you better grades in exchange for sexual favors.

...you have a mother, right? go ask her on how to be a woman. I'm sure she'll understand.

>>310269
Well, uh... people watch. Go to town, watch ladies. :V

>>310259
>You're adorable
:3

notice that, and be appropriately pleased.

>>310269
to become a lady, you must get close to ladies.
That means you must go clubbing and get freaky with a few of them. Then realize that ladies can be a bit boyish and you only really have to dress and say your a lady to be a lady.

Best way to cover shit up is a hacker. Pay the local hacker at your current school a visit, bribe him with your sister's weed that she left behind. That bag in the undie drawer remember? It's okay you live in a cartoonish stereotypical world, I'm sure you got a genius in your school that could fuck your school's system like a boss.

>>310289

...what? no. if you find weed, smoke it yourself. preferably with Nicole. if you're so keen on giving it away, give it to me instead.

>>310289
What are you on? That was no weed, it was the uniform.

Rocco 2011/06/07(Tue)13:14 No. 310297 ID: 950529
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Well.. I guess being adorable is a good start!
I'm not sure if I want to tell my mom about this plan to become a girl, though.
..Though actually, I remember years ago I was very insecure about being a boy. I thought it was so odd that eventhough me and Ricci are exactly the same, I was a boy and she was a girl.
Then my mom told me something reassuring that made it okay.. I don't remember what it was, though.

I go through all my stuff. There's a bunch of books, old toys.. Oh, there's my old school reportcards too.. Strange, there's much less than I thought there would be.

If I have to spend time with ladies to learn to be a lady, I'd rather not go outside right away.. I may have some cousins that could help, though.

Hacking would be a quick fix for my grades, but I don't know any hackers!

>>310295
I thought it was a small bag, not a bag containing the uniform.
>>310297
Just go to the nerdiest looking kid you know, he either is a hacker or has contacts. Just use standard money to bribe 'em with then.

think sis took some of your stuff. which would add another tally into the 'secretly loves you' pool.

An even quicker fix for your grades would be to work harder.
Well, not so much quicker as it would be permanent.
Also, don't you think this is going a little too far? Are you really willing to go this far just to see your sister a little longer?

Are you going to follow her to college too? What will you do when your paths diverge so completely?

>>310297

go through your sister's stuff now.

And give us a little fanservice!

Rocco 2011/06/07(Tue)14:03 No. 310330 ID: 950529
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Yeah, she took the photos from my wall..
I know we will have to separate eventually, perhaps even as soon as college, but thats even more reason I want to spend these last years together.

I go through Riccis things. She took most with her. All her Axepower comics and toys.. There's not much but old things. Her reportcards are here too.. Oh, there's a lot more. Now I remember why I'm used to seeing so many.
Ricci always participated in the advanced projects for higher grades. Sometimes she even did two at a time.
I remember a few years back my grade suddenly jumped up because I got credit for one of the projects. It turned out a teacher saw Ricci come in twice, and I guess he assumed since we're twins one of them was me.

oh ho, how good are you at forging? could change her name to yours and stuff.

>>310330
Can't you just impersonate your sister?

>>310335

she's going to be in that school, too, so no.

forging seems to be an ingenious idea though. let's ask Nicole if she knows anyone who would help us with that in exchange for sexual favours.

also, check the writings on the back of that paper Ricci was fanficing on, I bet there's something written about her neverending lust for you in there.

Rocco 2011/06/07(Tue)15:18 No. 310358 ID: 950529
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Wha..? They have my average grade, which means they already have all the reportcards and related grades. These are just prints.

The papers she was writing on aren't here. She must have taken them with her.

I feel like I'm overlooking a dozen useful things.. I guess I'm having trouble focusing.
Maybe Nicole will do everything for me if I can do something for her in return.

>>310358

I suggest sexual favours for Nicole.

>>310358
The best favor to offer is an open ended one. You'll do anything. She shouldn't abuse that... too much.

>>310365
Make sure to intensely stare directly into her eyes, and make sure to not ever lose eye contact or blink while you're asking and waiting for a response.

oh no, keep searching. look under her bed, and between the box-spring and mattress.

>>310365

Rocco 2011/06/07(Tue)16:12 No. 310378 ID: 950529
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..Anything..? I mean, that's a bit...
But then again.. I can't do this by myself.

I head downstairs and find Nicole at the dining table.
>Rocco: "Nick! I.."
>Nicole: "Yo! You got anything yet?"
>Rocco: "I.. I can't do it! I can't think of anything.. I.. Please take care of it- I- If you can arrange everything for me, I will.. I will do anything for you. Anything!"
>Nicole: "..You know, offering that doesn't hold much value if you can't do anything."
I maintain eyecontact with her. I try to kind of communicate my desperation with the intensity of my stare.
A soft red glow slowly grows on Nicole's cheeks.
>Nicole: "O-okay, stop, stop that."
>Rocco: "Huh?"
>Nicole: "Just.. Okay, listen, how about you say that to the people over at Beaton? 'Hello, I am utterly incompetent but I make up for it in tenacity.' then use your cuteness like that."
>Rocco: "What?"

>>310378
She's saying you need a way in - Namely, you need your grades to suddenly look better.

Holy shit! Does every cousin or sibling he knows that is about his age lust after him!?

>>310381

Maybe all of his cousins are girls? And it sounds like they hang out a lot... and most of us kinda went with the twincest quest idea... sooo you know. The audience gets what it wants?

>>310378

she called you cute again, dawg. you know what that means, right?

>>310386

oh God, it's a harem family.

fuck.

yes.