Go to the inn. If you find a party, it'll make random encounters less deadly.

Also you mortals need food and shelter and stuff, don't you? Do you have any money on you?

Moonleaf 2009/08/15(Sat)07:18 No. 29765 ID: f2de2f
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>Go to the inn.
Done.
>Do you have any money on you?
I sold what I could salvage from the caravan, dorfs gave me a good price without a hassle because they know I'm running out to hunt goblins...

Zzzzzz...

>>29765
Well when you get up ask the innkeeper if there's a band of adventurers in town.

You should see if this town has a brothel. You look like you could use someone to help you unwind.

>>29767
We're a hot elf chick. We don't need to go to a brothel for that.

Moonleaf 2009/08/15(Sat)07:38 No. 29770 ID: f2de2f
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>Moonleaf canceled task: Avenge father. Interrupted by urge to throw the magic ball into a volcano.

You like doing that a lot, don't you?

>>29770
In the morning, find someplace to get training.
For now,sleep and ignore the people that want to see you naked.

>>29770
What, do we look like a ring to you?

If you adventured as much as you bitch at us for every throwaway comment you'd be done by now.

Alright, let's try to get a little context here for those of us in the orb not acquainted with your backstory.

We're apparently trying to avenge your father, who was slain by gobbos. Is this correct so far? Would you care to provide us a little context to his death?

Moonleaf 2009/08/15(Sat)07:57 No. 29778 ID: f2de2f
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I don't even know why a crystal ball would be perverted in the first place... I'm confused!

>>29778

There's a magical talent called IGNORING. You should utilize it. Geez.

>>29778
We love rubbing up against your warm, smooth skin. It gives us feelings... groinal feelings in our crotches. Just... just touch us to your hair... maybe lick our cold, hard surface with a flick of your cute little elf tongue. Then, maybe, we can really start helping one another.

>>29781
She's going to actually destroy us if we keep this up.

We're just joking, Moonleaf. Now go to sleep.

Moonleaf 2009/08/15(Sat)08:22 No. 29785 ID: f2de2f
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You worry me so much...
How about I find a wizard or some armor that's not made to fit someone half my height and three times my girth? You know... Instead of that tongue thing.

>>29785
We're just so lonely in here, with the only company of disembodied voices. And we don't usually travel with beautiful elf princesses.

But yes, go find some decent gear if you have the money.

>>29785
Try and find a party, or a partner. A party with a wizard to do both. Ask the innkeeper for this, they are a wealth of information. If none, then ask if there's a local wizard.

>>29785
You think we have problems now? Consider being forced to occupy this orb with the rest of these... people, for a few thousand years. Can you imagine, spending centuries having to talk to these people?

When someone new comes along, it's a welcome break. Not to mention that, as an orb, there's nothing we can do about pent-up 'urges'. And since we don't have direct control over whoever holds us... well, let's just say you should be glad we can't force you to do anything.

So yeah, please don't throw us in a volcano, that would be rather annoying.

If you want us to at least be some manner of functional beyond acting as a wellspring of information and ramble, you should find a jeweler and have us made into an amulet to wear around your neck.

Then at the very least we can be presentable.

Moonleaf 2009/08/15(Sat)11:46 No. 29811 ID: f2de2f
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Oh right. You might want to know what I'm actually carrying in the bag, so here's a list.

1 Short Bow
20 Arrows
1 Full bag of... dried meat of some kind. I can't read Dorf runes.
1 Traveling Cloak, made of 3 traveling cloaks
1 Bottle of Dorfan Rum. I can probably use it as lamp fuel or something...
1 First Aid Kit
1 Mithril Spear...

>>29811
You could probably sell the rum. Leather armor is the best bet for you, most likely, because it affords some mobility and can turn away claws and teeth, most of the time.

Look for a companion of some sort, to help you along. Lord knows two people are infinitely better than one.

>>29811
once you've spent the night at the inn, go out into the woods and do any of the following: hunt for food, assemble and then practice on a pell, or seek out an animal focus for your magical girl transformation.

>>29813
SELL THE RUM THATS UNTHINKABLE...
anyway check walk around town and tell us any points of interest.

I'm sure the inn owner would give you a good price on that rum if he also runs a tavern downstairs. That mithral spear is a pretty fine weapon too.... You should try to get some training in that pronto.
Armorwise, studded leather would probably be best for you. Though a fine chain shirt would be better if you can find one.
Hmm.. your funds arent going to last you enough to buy some really quality armor. Ask around for the town armorer, maybe he'll feel compelled to help you with your plight. Failing that, you may be able to perform some sort of heroic task for him in exchange for the armor.
Thats the great thing about being a hero, you get all sorts of nie stuff for free just by being nice to people.

Don't buy studded leather. Either it's a ripoff (a few studs really won'y help much) or it's a brigandine, in which case it's probably too expensive and too heavy for you. At least i've never heard of elves liking that kind of armor.

seek out a bard, hire him to follow you into the forest on your trainan/huntan/magical animal companion searchan and preform the song "Eye Of The Tiger" or "Gonna Fly Now".

Moonleaf 2009/08/15(Sat)12:26 No. 29826 ID: f2de2f
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The spear...

Oh SH-

When did we forget that?

Great. We can't cross that bridge again with the ogre there.

Um, so tell us, Moonleaf...

... how good are you at swimming?

>>29826
well, you probably aren't going to get past that ogre again without running more.
i guess that montage session with the bard will include you making a new spear.

We must reclaim that spear Moonleaf. It was given to you by a good friend. That was the spear that would pierce the heavens and bring doom to those goblin bastards.
We may not get it back today... we may not get it back tommorow... but someday.

Hmmm, there is a way we can get that spear back and acquire a rather more powerful companion at the same time.

Moonleaf go back to that ogre, apologize, and then ask him to join you. After all, only a limited number of people will ever go past his bridge, but if he moves around he can charge everyone he meets the "otherwise I'll squish you" toll. Perfect economic sense!

Moonleaf 2009/08/15(Sat)13:42 No. 29848 ID: f2de2f
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Since everyone thinks it's a good idea to get the spear, I'll go back now while I'm relatively close... I thought it close... I got here so quickly.

>Go back to that ogre, apologize, and then ask him to join you.
Haha... Funny.

>>29848
Wow. How baron. I hope you can get that spear back before it gets yoinked by kobolds. The skulking filth...

>>29848
hang in there! maybe eat some of that meat to keep your energy up.

>>29850
baron (n): a member of the lowest grade of nobility.
barren (adj): unproductive; unfruitful. Desolate.

themoreyouknow.jpg

Moonleaf 2009/08/15(Sat)14:22 No. 29856 ID: f2de2f
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>eat some of that meat
It tastes a little... off.

The ogre is still there. I wonder if he goes home at night or just sits there all the time.
He must leave some time, it's not like he exists solely to get in my way, right?

Find a concealed position with an escape route. Shoot him with an arrow.

>>29856
sneak as far as you can along the bridge, then run like hell when the ogre notices you.

>>29856

Just walk back across. If he stops you, calmly explain that you already had an agreement with him. He should let you go.

Or convince him that you're more interesting to protect than a bridge.

>>29858
That would involve running straight into the ogre.

Leave your crap here so it stays dry, and swim across the stream a good ways away from where the ogre is.

>>29856
Just walk a little along the rive until you're out of his eyesight and swim across.

Moonleaf 2009/08/15(Sat)15:06 No. 29872 ID: f2de2f
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>Shoot him with an arrow.
No more tip-toeing around! What kind of adventurer wanders around trying to talk their way out of everything anyway!

>>29872
Remember to aim first!
You can do it Moonleaf! We believe in you!

>>29872
Mmm, baby, I like the way you handle that bow.

Maybe you could handle us a little too, hmm?

>>29872
>What kind of adventurer wanders around trying to talk their way out of everything anyway!
the kind that hasn't had training or backup. seriously, don't shoot!

Don't discourage the girl! She has already proven she can outrun the thing! Whats the worse that can happen? Hit and Run! Hit and Run! GO MOONLEAF!

>>29876
the worst that can happen? gory death, and then we get to tell an ogre about how it should guard a more popular bridge.

Seriously guys. Dont discourage the poor girl.

Moonleaf 2009/08/15(Sat)15:33 No. 29879 ID: f2de2f
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Shut up and let me deal with... Oh... Alright then.

WAT

>>29879
Were... Were those arrows poisoned? Or are you secretly a rogue and have sneak attack?

Damn, how much exp did we get for that? And go loot him.

Now, go loot his corpse. Take some proof of kill and reclaim your arrow.
Luckilly your near a streem so you can wash all the blood off. How fortunate.
Better um... keep the bow drawn though... as you approach... in case he's not quite dead.

>>29879
You go, girl!

You seriously don't have any training? That was an excellent shot.

Wait back a little before you proceed. The ogre might not really be dead.

>>29879
fuck, shoot him again. he's faking.

Wait a bit, it could be a trap. Or you got his spine. But just in case...

Moonleaf 2009/08/15(Sat)16:13 No. 29897 ID: f2de2f
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...
I think he moved... No... No, he didn't.
Oh gods, I think I killed him.

he was a menace anyway

>>29897
Well, wait a day or two then push the body in the river.
Or now if you think he's really dead and this is a high-traffic road.

You did it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeL-LoDQicg

>>29897
Cut his head open and use his jawbone as a tiara!

>>29897
Did he have a name? Because you should carve it into your bow.

Also, I would suggest putting another arrow into him, to see if he moves.

>>29897
Umm...geez, thats alot of blood. Might want to see if he's still alive. I mean, I know he was big and mean and all, but...

Man, I thought you had no training with a weapon.

Excellent work.

Shoot him again to make sure.

>>29906
>carve
>bow
Are you aware of how bows work? It's pretty important to the continued health of the bow that you do not carve shit in it.

>I killed him.

Yeah, that's gonna happen. Probably gonna happen a lot more if we intend to avenge your father.

For now, we should probably get your spear, though with your impressive archery I wonder how often we'll be using it. Keep clear of the corpse.

>>29897

Did his bowels release their contents? Dead people have no shame, go check his pants. You should probably go inform his wife that she's a widow now and their ten little snotlings are gonna starve. Excellent shot if you don't mind me saying so.

Really sweets, whether he's dead or not doesn't matter.

What matters is you get that spear back. If he's alive he's in no cindition to do much of anything, and if he's dead there's nothing you can do with him now short of necrophilia and other really twisted morbid shit you shouldn't be doing.

Also you really need some new clothes.

>>29936
Seriously. That skirt's a little short for adventuring.

Also, good rule of thumb for everything not undead: It's not dead until the head's removed.

>>29938

I think it's too long.

Great Pelor Moonleaf, what have you done? Go make sure he's ok. Your near a river, clean and bandage his wound. He might still survive if your quick.

>>29941
>>29938
It really depends on what sort of ambient temperatures we're going to be facing. For cold temperature, that skirt is pathetic. If it's warm, it allows for pretty good freedom of movement. Of course, it provides no real protection from enemy weapons. I'd recommend boiled leather as a good material for your ideal outfit, since you don't seem to be overly inclined to put yourself in the sort of danger that only fullplate can stop, and boiled leather really doesn't restrict your movement too much.

Moonleaf 2009/08/15(Sat)17:47 No. 29955 ID: f2de2f
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>check his pants
What? Eww... No.
But in his POCKETS are:
12 gold coins
a hand full of dirt and rocks
a dried up frog

And why is this the time worry my skirt? I hemmed it off to keep it from binding my legs. It's not that cold yet and my cloak blocks the elements.
It's not like you're concerned with decency or anything.

>>29955
obvious looting. plus, break off the tusks as proof you killed an ogre.

>>29955
Push the body in the river.

>>29955
>a hand full of dirt and rocks
>a dried up frog
RICHES!

Okay, take the gold... and the frog. I don't know. Maybe it's magical... Okay. It's probably not.

Retrieve your arrow. Does it look reusable? Waste not, want not.

Sweets, it ain't about functionality OR decency.

You look like a two-bit slum whore. Ever heard of something called 'class'? 'Style?' 'Respectability'? 'Fashion' even?

You're an attractive young woman, but that's not going to get you the whole package. You need a bit of refinement.

better give the guy a proper burial. Its only decent.

>>29965
on the way back. if he wasn't eaten by wolves yet.

Seriously though, you're an elf, eat him or leave him for wolves as your kind does.

>>29963

Truly, I think I can see that the drapes match the carpet. You need a trim. A long skirt with side split for mobility should be your style.

Moonleaf 2009/08/15(Sat)18:26 No. 29986 ID: f2de2f
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>I think I can see that the drapes matches the carpet.
I'm an Elf, you dope I don't ha... NEVERMIND!
>You look like a two-bit slum whore.
You look like a two-bit stupid ball!

>>29986
You know, Moonleaf, you really should try to ignore the less constructive ones. Anyway, how much is that gold worth, anyway? Can we get better equipment now?

Also, look for spear.

>>29986
Well I think you look nice.

And Moonleaf, being an Orb visiting various dimensions we lose track of social norms... tell me what would be your view, and the view of villagers, of eating this thing?

>>29986
Did you just break that arrow? Did we not just agree to not waste resources?
And fix your skirt, young lady. Don't you know there are RABBITS in this area?

Wave a greeting to elfmoon, now that beardsun is setting.
Also, take one of his tusks as proof of the kill, in case theres a bounty on this guy.
Make sure you dont get any blood on you. Wash it off in the river if you do. Gotta stay clean, after all.

Moonleaf 2009/08/15(Sat)18:53 No. 30018 ID: f2de2f
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>Break his tusks off as a trophy
Normally I wouldn't want kicking something repeatedly in the face, but there's something about talking to the lot of you that makes it... therapeutic.

>>30018
Okay... let's go find that spear.

Still how do elves and humans feel about eating other sentient races?

We should say a short prayer over the corpse and consider giving it a proper burial.
Saving that, drag it away from the river. You dont want the rotting corpse to contaminate anyones drinking water.

>>30026
Scratch that. the gobbos are downstream of this river. Dump that corpse.

>>30026
>>30027
Identify WHO is downstream. If goblins, tie corpse up so it doesn't drift down the river, but DOES let out a continuous stream of horrid pestilence.

Watch out for zombie goblins if you use this tactic.

Really sweets. We mean what we say about the clothes.

Nest time you get the chance, we need to work on your wardrobe a bit. If we're going to put our career to the test with you, we need to at the very least make ourselves AS WELL as yourself the least bit presentable.

We understand functionality is a concern of yours, but we are NOT going to run around with Xena fucking Warrior Princess! Now get your size 2 supermodel ass to that spear and quit fucking with the corpse so we can stave off all this shame.

Service Fan!1ybKHiyn.2 2009/08/15(Sat)19:23 No. 30033 ID: d45ac1
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Suddenly!

Moonleaf 2009/08/15(Sat)19:24 No. 30034 ID: f2de2f
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I can't really move him at all and it's getting late. Even if I could have moved him into the river, that goblin fortress is a few days downstream, they probably wouldn't be effected.

Now where is that spear?

>>30033
Moonleaf better not be able to see this.

She may actually destroy us.

Also check if we can see a light souce through that enterance. May not want to enter it if it has none as we haven't got a torch.

>>30034
Where was the last place you looked? You had it after you left the temple of Xom... Maybe your old dwarven buddy can help.

Moonleaf 2009/08/15(Sat)19:57 No. 30055 ID: f2de2f
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I found it. Past the flaming kobolds, right at Beardbeard smiting the elves in the room with the ugly dragon. All these awful engravings help with navigating, at least.

>>30055
Refine LIMITED TELEKINESIS.

There sweets. You got your little sticker.

Now let's hurry up and fix that eyesore you call clothing.

WOOO! We are now back where we started, I say we buy more meat from the dwarfs then just head for the gobos.

>>30055
great. now head out to the woods and get on with the montage via bard.

>>30055
See if you can spot any Dorfs that look like they are going to leave home for adventure.

You can either get them to join you, or mug them.

Ah. Thank goodness no kobold snatched it.

Now um... maybe we'd best find an inn here for the night before heading back to the human lands... AGAIN.

>>30018
I-I-I think I love you, Moonleaf.
Marry me!

>>30067
We can be our own ring.

Service Fan!1ybKHiyn.2 2009/08/15(Sat)21:39 No. 30104 ID: d45ac1
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Summer. Needs more popsicles.

Moonleaf 2009/08/15(Sat)21:43 No. 30108 ID: f2de2f
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Since you have such an opinion on my clothing, you can show me what you think is acceptable. I can probably buy anything I'll need to make your designs from the dorfs.

>>30108
That's perfect.

Don't change a thing.

>>30108
You want us... to tell you what to wear? You poor, poor girl.

There's going to be quite a few fetish outfits.

>>30108
Oh wow a naked elf

Hey guys come check this out

>>30055 Wow. Flare had a serious makeover...

>>30111
>Hey guys come

I came.

>>30108
I just suggest your previous outfit with a long skirt that has a slit up the side.

Maybe both sides if that's not maneuverable enough, dress mechanics aren't my strong suit.

Coralina!94Ud9yTfxQ 2009/08/15(Sat)22:14 No. 30122 ID: bde1b8
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Obligatory.

Suggestion 2009/08/15(Sat)22:22 No. 30127 ID: 1689ab
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Oh god how did this get here Im not good with drawing!

>>30122
You know, link's outfit was pretty functional. Wear some a leather breastplate over it and you're good to go.

BLUE ACCENTS YOUR EYES.

>>30130
I like how you included the underwear.

>>30130
That...is actually very neat.

>>30130
You know... that's... that's not half bad!

I like how all of these designs still have short skirts, which was the reason for changing the design in the first place.

>>30137
Actually, >>30130 would do equally well as a long dress so long as it wasn't tight or had long slits.

>>30137
I have to point out, if everyones going to insist on a long skirt, at least make sure it's a divided dress (for riding and running).

Why, for the love of Xom, would you people want her to wear a long skirt?!

Modesty is for homely girls...

>>30145
I'm just running with the idea of a long dress, as it seemed important a while ago.

If we don't want one, we don't need one. but it WAS kinda why we did this whole wardrobe thing.

Suggestion 2009/08/15(Sat)23:00 No. 30163 ID: 9b5a49
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Come now Moonleaf, right now you are simply a small elf girl who no one will take seriously. However you could be much much more. We have seen creatures for which there are no name, slew gods at a whim, directed princes and kings, build empires, destroyed armies, and never did we fear our enemies…. Well all save one. The unstoppable hooded deamon who’s very footsteps caused us to tremble with fear.
Don the uniform of this ancient foe and the make the world know who you are. Your enemies will whisper your name in terror as they hide in their fortresses and holes waiting for you to end their miserable existences.

>>30163
You expect the poor girl to prance about barefoot? Have some sense.

She's an elf, they're delicate.

Service Fan!1ybKHiyn.2 2009/08/15(Sat)23:14 No. 30173 ID: d45ac1
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Slime...

or a grape...
EITHER WAY
camoflauge.

>>30173
Forgot to reverse the opacity change...

She can be ghost Moonleaf.

Suggestion 2009/08/15(Sat)23:21 No. 30181 ID: 929817
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WANTED: ELF AMPUTEE PRINCESS JOHN "MOONLEAF" SILVER.

REWARD: HOT DICKINGS.

Suggestion 2009/08/16(Sun)00:18 No. 30213 ID: 7eda8b
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>>30108
>I can probably buy anything I'll need to make your designs from the dorfs.
Aaaaaaaaaaanything?

Suggestion 2009/08/16(Sun)00:29 No. 30216 ID: 7eda8b
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And for the obligatory crappy self-referencing.

>>30173
This design is obviously superior.

Glaive 2009/08/16(Sun)00:32 No. 30218 ID: bde1b8
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"Yours is the spear that will peirce the heavens!"

Moonleaf: "...Who the hell do you think i am?"

>>30218
Needs chest bindings, but YES.

Oh God. Another one of these.

Look your garb fine before. You looked cute. You care too much what these voices say.

Well what is there to do now that you got the spear?

Service Fan!1ybKHiyn.2 2009/08/16(Sun)00:43 No. 30222 ID: d45ac1
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majesty ACTIVATE!

>>30222
sans wings and pointy things...

She might hurt herself.

>>30219
Bah! Kamina never had chest bindings!

How do I shot trip?!H508X.HbJ6 2009/08/16(Sun)00:47 No. 30225 ID: 6faa8c
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>>30224
:3c

>>30225
...godammit. You win this round, good sir.

>>30130
This is the best choice. Mostly original, too, though it shows some slight similarity to a VERY legendary Archer.

Cruxador 2009/08/16(Sun)01:48 No. 30243 ID: 98dab8
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Well, miss Moonleaf, first keep in mind your priorities. As an adventurer, one of your chief concerns is not getting killed. To that end, you want garments which can afford you protection while minimalizing any restriction to your movement. From the slightness of your frame, I'd say that metal is out of the question. That brings us to boiled leather. Attached is an appropriate design, which I feel maximizes protection without hindering joint movement. There is some small hindrance to trunk torsion, and bending over backwards may be physically somewhat awkward, but I believe my slitted corset design minimizes these downsides.

You might want to wear wool underneath to prevent chafing, though. And you'd definitely want to wear something over to obscure weakpoints.

Suggestion 2009/08/16(Sun)02:31 No. 30249 ID: 7eda8b
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MERRY CHRISTMAS

>>30243
Over it, perhaps something like this. It effectively obscures the fact that you're armored at all. You might want boots too, but you're an elf, so hell if I know.

Cruxador 2009/08/16(Sun)02:54 No. 30251 ID: 98dab8
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>>30250
Ah, I forgot my illustration. Worry not, the problem is now rectified.

Moonleaf 2009/08/16(Sun)06:02 No. 30259 ID: f2de2f
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How's this? I kind of shortened things here, lengthened here... You keep saying I should learn magic so I don't see any need to get overly armored and I probably won't get caught in close quarters combat on the open road so I can just use mobility to my advantage with my ranged weaponry and you probably don't like it anyway...

>>30259
You look lovely in anything. <3

But seriously. Good job on the outfit.

>>30259

Excellent. Might I suggest pigtails to go with it?

>>30259
You look like a tramp! I thought your momma raised you better than that. What would she say if she saw you looking like a floozy?

>>30259
That marriage proposal still stands.
Look at you blush like that, it perfectly accents our blue.

>>30259
Looking good. Let's head on back to the village now.

Ehhhhh... if it makes you happy.

Moonleaf 2009/08/16(Sun)07:54 No. 30279 ID: f2de2f
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>Back to the village
All this walking time let's me think about what I did to deserve you... Oh well, some of you have the occasional good idea.

>>30279
You killed an ogre from a distance than then desecrated the body, you MONSTER.

That's why you deserve us.

>>30279
Look our for any other fellow travellers.

>>30279
after you've gotten there and rested, don't forget to get that bard to play gonna fly now or eye of the tiger while you train.

>>30279
Be sure and hold us next to your warm body. Very close. Right up against the skin. I... I want to hear the blood pumping inside you. I.. I want to be... inside you.

>>30279
What, be a perfect, beautiful, angel descended from a superior race of beings?

>>30287
No, no, that would be harmful. I believe our lovely Moonleaf should look into finding someone who can fashion us into a necklace of some sort, so we can always hang close to her chest. Heart! I MEAN HEART.

>>30279
You do realize we're only doing this because you react so well to it, don't you?

PERFECT!

Sweets, that looks absolutely GORGEOUS for casual wear. Formal... not so much, but then again I doubt you'll be entertaining dignitaries at parties anytime soon.

Moonleaf 2009/08/16(Sun)10:36 No. 30296 ID: f2de2f
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>don't forget to get that bard to play gonna fly now or eye of the tiger while you train.
What bard? And what's 'eye of the tiger'?

>What, be a perfect, beautiful, angel descended from a superior race of beings?
We are pretty superior, aren't we?

>fashion us into a necklace of some sort, so we can always hang close to her chest. Heart! I MEAN HEART.
But you might find it offensive to be so close to a floozy whore. I can probably find an old burlap feedbag to carry you in.


Anyway, we're back!

>>30296
Don't let the grumps in here with us get ya down, Moonleaf. You've got class. They're just the sort that like to tick everybody off.

Hey hey hey, let's set the record straight here.

Running around in a skirt so small you can use it as a napkin and a top that barely covers your chest let alone your midriff is the makings of a trashy slum whore.

Strutting around in a well designed and visually pleasing outfit like that is the makings of a woman beginning to show some real class.

You're not quite there yet Sweets, but you're sure as hell making progress!

But really; we could use some way to match with the outfit, and an amulet or necklace is the perfect accessory AND the most cost-effective.

>>30296
>I can probably find an old burlap feedbag to carry you in.

HA She told you off jack ass...try sharing a 1X1 apartment with him.

Anyway what worthwhile locations are in this town.

>But you might find it offensive to be so close to a floozy whore.
I'm falling more and more in love with you, Moonleaf.

Right, useful advice. Try heading back to the inn, and asking the bartender for information about adventuring parties, local wizards, and past raids on the goblins.

>>30296
go to TAVERN.

gain COMPANIONS and QUESTS.

STURDY MEATSHIELD companions are SUGGESTED.

Considering the success of that one arrow, and that it seems you're going to learn magic, perhaps you should consider becoming an arcane archer. Very elvish, put the spells into the arrows, create arrows of pure magic, that kind of stuff.

>>30296
You were never a floozy whore, that was just another voice trying to troll you.
He was a dumbass for even trying on a beauty such as you.

...Okay, maybe not so much a dumb ass, as we lack bodies, but you understand. Of course you understand, after all, you're a superior race.

>>30313
But us being a sentiant race of disembodied voices doesn't that make us the superior ones.

>>30317
I still posit that we used to be normal people who were sucked into this infernal orb. But I don't know that any of us know how we got in here in the first place, so who am I to say?

>>30296
Who's that guy in the middle of the road?

>We are pretty superior, aren't we?
Fuckin' elves. Give 'em an inch.

>Running around in a skirt so small you can use it as a napkin and a top that barely covers your chest let alone your midriff is the makings of a trashy slum whore.
She is an elf, you know. That sort of dress is pretty normal for them.

>>30259
Very cute. I worry about how much protection it could provide, but it's true that you're going to avoid taking hits. I still think it's better to have some protection as a backup, at least where it doesn't interfere with your movement, but it's your body. If you want to risk perforation it's your choice.

Arcane archer isnt a bad idea. Learning a few parlor tricks shouldnt be too hard. Get a bit of fog going, bit of mage hand for minor telekinesis...
Then rain a hail of magical death on your enemies.

Arcane archer people: Keep in mind that she's also got a spear. Since she chose to invest in a mithril one, it would naturally follow that she's pretty good with it. There's no need to overly specialize away from it. Although to be honest, a spear is not much of an adventurer weapon.

She chose the spear from a selection of weapons because, along with the bow, it was the most elfy offering. She hasnt actually used it to any effect yet.

I know a few parlor tricks Sweets could learn, though the clientele involved are hardly within her league.

Plus I don't think she's especially hard on cash right now to go out and get an outfit like that on a whim.

>>30259

Looks alright to me. But more importantly...

What are your goals, again?

>>30361
For those of you unsure with Moonleaf's overarching objectives, perhaps a quick browse through the Orbal Archival system is in order.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Moonleaf%20Quest

Moonleaf 2009/08/16(Sun)16:22 No. 30505 ID: f2de2f
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>What are your goals, again?
I don't even know... I ran out here for revenge, but I don't know on who or what. Killing a bunch of goblins and hoping I get the right ones in there somewhere doesn't sound very satisfying.

I don't even know what I'm doing here.

>>30505
How about something nice and generic: your dad was killed because the world is a dangerous. Because roving bands of goblinoids exist.
We'll swear to make the world safer. ... somehow! The how isn't that important right now.

>>30505

Well, what do you wish for in life? Let's start with that. Avenge your father? Become fabulously rich? Find a good man/woman/other and start a family?

Moonleaf. The answer is clear. Those Goblins denied you your family. Tore your father from you before his time. Those goblins killed many good and brave men. So what you need to do, is you need to take this spear and you need to go out there, and you need to not stop until every last slimy goblin bastard has known ten times the suffering you have endured!
and then you know what? You're gonna find yourself a pegasus and you're going to storm the gates of hell itself, because not even death is a miserable enough ending for what they have done.
You are personally going to devour each and every goblin soul, and wipe history clean of their presence, so that not even the gods themselves will dare utter mention of that cursed race again, lest they face your wrath!
You elves are beings of peace. And by the forest and by your father's grave, you must swear that you will not rest until you am sure that not a single goblin survives to endanger that peace again.
Only then can vengeance by assured.

>>30511
Don't listen to the idiot, vengence leads people down a bad path. I suggest trying to find your way home to an elvin forest, however you should never travel alone find some people who are heading in that direction and join them.

>>30505
For now, why not seek strength for strength's sake? Grow in power and knowledge, find comrades and make hearty friends, have adventures and see the world. Eventually a purpose will come to you, even if it seems different from what you were looking for.

>>30505
When's the last time you bathed?
You've got to be covered in...
FIND A SECLUDED STREAM AND BATHE. Respectable elves would never bathe anywhere but.

>>30505
If you're planning on being an adventurer, you should look for adventures. Often, you can find people who will pay you to do stuff that they're unable or unwilling to do. You don't have a lot of experiance, but we have plenty and we're (mostly) willing to help, so you should be fine. Traditionally, such job opportunities should be available at a tavern or inn, at human settlements. So see what info we can turn up at the inn.

>>30517
Do elves bathe? I was under the impression that they were like Europeans.

>>30520
Of course they bathe.

Honestly, ave you ever seen an elf with greasy hair?

>>30524
so elf heads secrete grease?

>>30530
they must secrete some, otherwise they'd have straw for hair.

Moonleaf 2009/08/16(Sun)19:09 No. 30555 ID: f2de2f
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>go to TAVERN. gain COMPANIONS and QUESTS.
There's not a lot of people in here... A few human farmers, ranchers... Nobody very adventurous looking.

>FIND A SECLUDED STREAM AND BATHE
You're probably not concerned about my personal hygiene for the same reason I am, but I do feel kind of dirty at this point...

>find your way home to an elven forest
Now that would actually get me someplace. I'd be able to easily find someone to teach me everything you tell me I should learn... and I could let everyone know what happened.

>>30555
>Elven Forest

Let's do that, then. You know your way there, right? As soon as reasonable, let's pack up on supplies and hit the road. How long should your food supplies hold out?

>>30555
well, it sounds like finding your way home is the best bet.

Evesdrop on farmers first though, to see if they have any problems an adventurer could solve. Ask for payment in food and traveling supplies, and maybe ask for directions to the nearest elven community.

Then lets get enough food for the trek, perhaps tag along with a caravan if possible, and get going.

>>30555
We just get so lonely, Moonleaf. So lonely...

More importantly, we like to focus on solving problems. Without that we lose focus. Right now your big problem is that you don't have a problem to solve.

>>30555
Maybe you should pick up some trade goods while your here. So you can earn a bit of a profit when you return home.

(In b4 forest burned by gobbos)

>>30562
I think we should lay off a little it looks like she's getting depressed Lord knows if there is one power we have it should be to make sure that doesn't happen. SO

Heres a little song I wrote
I'd like to sing it for you note for note
Don't worry be happy.

>>30562

Aha! But that in itself is a problem. Clever. So how do we solve that?

I mean, we can't very well go around setting the village on fire and expecting her to save it.

>>30555
'eye of the tiger' is a song preformed by bards which dramatically improves the rate at which the listener learns through training. it also mysteriously seems to make time travel faster to all those watching events unfold.

Always look on the bright side of life!
*whistles*

>>30555
First off, cheer up. The voice talking about focus is pretty much spot on.

Secondly, we're in a town, right? See if you can't buy a traveling map. It would help us get a bearing on where we are exactly.

Thirdly, attaching us to a string for use as an necklace is actually not a bad idea, as it makes it harder for us to get lost. As far as decency is concerned...sweety, we're an orb of personality fragments and disembodied voices. Trust me when I say that where you choose to put us has only the slightest imaginable bearing on what we can or cannot see, and in this case would change nothing.

Moonleaf 2009/08/17(Mon)03:54 No. 30660 ID: f2de2f
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Right! I have to keep moving forward. I AM AN UNSTOPPABLE FORCE OF NATURE! LOOK OUT WORLD, HERE COMES LLEWYTHEN RAINSONG ILSEYIA MOONLEAF!

>>30660
by the axe of Beardbeard the god slayer, I hope you didn't say that out loud.

>>30660
Thats the spirit! First things first: Where's the nearest elven community?

>>30660
Dear GOD, do not ever say your full name in front of anyone who is not an elf.

Wait. Whatsss sso bad about thiss birds name?

>>30660
Can you explain elf names to us? I have no idea what's what, or why there are parts in "common".

>>30660
Hell yeah! You go girl!

>>30660
It's times like this that you should be glad we don't have a body, because I know that I wouldn't be able to resist the urge to hug you while squealing about how adorable you are.

>>30660
Even your name is sexy...!

>>30661
>>30664
Pay no mind to these brutes. Their opinions mean nothing. Be proud of your name, be proud of your heritage, clutch us tightly between your brea- er, in your hand.

>>30706
Yes. ...Hug.

I want to smell you. Smell you deep, and long. Make your scent a part of my body, consume your essence.

Moonleaf 2009/08/17(Mon)14:41 No. 30808 ID: f2de2f
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>Even your name is sexy...!
Thanks... I think

>why there are parts in "common".
In full Elvish, it's Llewythen Imereova Ilseyia Anayeale.

>I know that I wouldn't be able to resist the urge to hug you while squealing about how adorable you are.
That's good, because you'd probably be really creepy!

I feel a little better. I'm ready to get going.

>>30808
Awwww.

Let's go, then!

>>30808
Awww... well get to it.

Do a bit of flirting with the inn keeper before you go, see if you can get some easily carried food. You said the meat you are currently carrying is a bit off.

>>30815
THE MEAT WAS FINE.

>>30808
Ok, Moonleaf, let's get to covering some distance. Elven homelands was it?

>>30816
Come on, we might as well get some food the girl likes while we're here.

>>30808
don't go to the elven homelands; they'll take you in, but they won't let you take your revenge on the goblins until it's far too late. they'll have all died of old age before you get your chance if you go there.
i suggest training in the woods, with the help of a bard preforming 'eye of the tiger' or 'gonna fly now'.

Before you go, look around town for any wanted posters or job offerings that look adventury. Its probably just a small town with no opportunities. But you never know. Someone may have wanted the bridge troll dead.

>>30815
It's probably just a meat she's not used to eating. If the label is accurate, It's probably something elves don't frequently eat.

Moonleaf 2009/08/18(Tue)04:23 No. 31164 ID: f2de2f
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>Let's go, then!
Right! Let's get out of this gods forsaken town and get somewhere with some trees for once.
>If the label is accurate, It's probably something elves don't frequently eat.
Wait... what does it say?

>>31164
It's just dwarven travel rations. They usually don't sell them to outsiders.

>>31164

Kitten.

Before we head out, let me see your war face. If you want to be a successful adventurer, you gotta have a war face.

>>31164
It's Kittan. A sort of meat product made from whatever animals the fortress is having too much of at the moment. Probably a mismash of any number of things... one-humped camels, Cows, You know... stuff like that.

>>31164

It's also jerky. Should be okay, hard for dried, smoked, and salted meat to go bad.

Moonleaf 2009/08/19(Wed)02:55 No. 31494 ID: f2de2f
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>It's Kittan. A sort of meat product made from whatever animals the fortress is having too much of at the moment.
I thought you said kitten for a moment there. What a relief.

>>31494
Foggedaboudit. It's edible.

Now, maybe you should tell us everything you know about magic.

>>31494

Is it me or is Moonleaf getting more adorable every time we see her?

Moonleaf 2009/08/19(Wed)04:04 No. 31502 ID: f2de2f
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>tell us everything you know about magic.
Only kids stuff, like how to channel the flow of the universe's primordial energy and shape it to your will.
I'm not very good.
Ever since Satan became god of magic it's mostly shadows this and shadows that... WHAT IF I DON'T LIKE SHADOWS?!

>>31502
Hmm. That could come in handy. What exactly can you do with the primordial energy? Satan notwithstanding.

Also, shadows? Does this make dark magics more powerful? If so, we might have to look into learning some of that so that we can avenge our father.

Tristam!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/19(Wed)04:23 No. 31506 ID: cd08c0
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>>31502
You could always focus on light.

Suggestion 2009/08/19(Wed)04:30 No. 31507 ID: 6136db
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Look into your heart. You know it to be true.

>>31502
Shadows can be pretty useful. We'll check our options once we visit an elf mage.

>>31502
man, what the hell kind of cloth do you get in a dorffort that's skintight like that?

>>31523
Giant cave spider silk. Duh.

>>31523
It's just tape over the nipples and a layer of paint.

>>31525
Dwarves don't actually have paint. Probably you'll be able to make paint once chickens start laying eggs though.

>>31524
wait, silk is skintight? seriously?

I need to buy more silk things for various women I know.

>>31525
>>31542
Damned technical limitations

>>30225
Binding does not work that way!

Moonleaf 2009/08/19(Wed)15:04 No. 31620 ID: f2de2f
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I, uh... don't know anything really useful. I thought wanted me to learn real magic so I never even thought about it.

Thats okay don't worry about it your still young right? 76 maybe younger.

Anyway your an elf why are you walking through the woods. Why aren't you leaping from branch to branch in the tree tops.

>>31620
Baby you know you can summon an animal in my pants without magic, right?

>>31622
You don't have any pants nor legs or a body in general why are you even bothering with pick up lines. If you think about it though isn't being in someones mind technically inside them?

Summon a bunny fencer! do iiitt

or just a bunny.

>>31620
Summon cat
Place cat on head

>>31620
I'd be good to know what those can do exactly. And you dress is still intact, don't worry.

>>31543
Silk can be skintight, if it's cut for it. It's usually not though, because it looks real pretty when it flows a bit.

>>31620
So all fairly straightforward stuff. Well, I was hoping you'd have some more versatile tricks that could be applied in varied situations, but healing and summoning can be useful.

>>31620
>did something show

DELICIOUS NAVEL

>>31628
I'll be honest. This is probably the best bit of advice we're ever going to give you.

>>31620
Fear not, none of your "naughty bits" bled through. Now, if you'll pardon the absolutely horrible pun I'm about to make regarding elves and nudity, that would be wonderful.
"I thought you preferred things... Au naturale."

At any rate, our last overall suggestion still stands, hot stuff. Finding someone who can teach you more about magic, so you can more effectively kick goblin ass.

>>31625
...This is hot.

>>31628
... backwards. So it can see behind you.

Moonleaf 2009/08/19(Wed)18:07 No. 31657 ID: f2de2f
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>Summon cat
Alright... I hope this works.

>>31657

If it works feed kittan to it to establish friendship.

Moonleaf 2009/08/19(Wed)18:32 No. 31662 ID: f2de2f
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Aiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeee~!

Moonleaf 2009/08/19(Wed)18:51 No. 31667 ID: f2de2f
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Phew... I hope I didn't cook it.

>>31667
Pet the kitty

>>31667
Check for Lovecraftian horrors before commencing the kitten-petting.

>>31669
Love craftian horrors need love too pet the kitty or else Bast the elder god of cats will be angered.

>>31667

"Kill meeeeew..."

Put cat on head.

>>31667
Headbutt cat

I think you need to work on control more than anything else. That feedback was way beyond acceptable levels.

Kitty kitty kitty kitty!

FAMILIAR GET!

Enjoy your bonus to MOVE SILENTLY.

Moonleaf 2009/08/19(Wed)19:18 No. 31677 ID: f2de2f
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"MEW MEW MRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHH!"

>>31677

I think we might have to hit it with a stick or something.

>>31677
Level your spear with a short-hafted grip. If it makes an aggressive move, give it a good jab.

>>31677
Show it affection give it a hug. Just because it looks evil doesn't make it evil.

>>31677

Shadow cat! D'awwwwwww, can we keep it mom?

>>31683
DAWWW its a displacer beast give it a hug its adorable.

Totallynotsamefag!!V1AJL5LzHl 2009/08/19(Wed)19:34 No. 31686 ID: 2f86fa
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>>31683

We summoned it. It is it under our control? If it is, put displacer beast on head. If not. Hit it with your stick! Quick!

>>31683
Poke it!

...This is because of Satan, isn't it?

Oh well. Pet the kitty.

Moonleaf 2009/08/19(Wed)20:04 No. 31697 ID: f2de2f
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It doesn't look friendly. I think it's going to try to eat me.

(Gnoll canceled task: Draw full anatomy. Interrupted by lazy.)

>>31683

If it attacks you, hit it with something heavy and blunt.

If it doesn't, hug it and love it and name it Steve.

Brace for it to come at you. When or if it lunges, swing your spear and try to knock it out. Remember: Wide sweeps that'll hit as many of those images as possible. That way you have the best odds of actually hitting it.

>>31697
Squirt it with some water from a waterskin.

Say "Bad! Bad kitty! Behave!"

>>31703

This, we summoned it, make it obey us.

>>31697
You summoned it, it should be under your control. Before attacking, give it a basic command to see if it follows it. If it does, great, COMPANION GET. If not, stab the hell out of it.

Offer some kittan to it!

>>31698

Steve is a crappy name for a cat. Call it Bonita.

Okay, at the current distance, scrap the short-haft idea. Nothing can function too well with a spear through its chest, so make a try at stabbing it through the heart. If you get a good thrust it will be stuck. If you don't get a good thrust, pull it out and take another go. Once you've got the spear in there good, dance back, up a tree if you can, so you can finish it off at range.

>>31723
Bonita Bita Fifyfofita

HOW DID YOU SUMMON A DISPLACER BEAST WITH A "MINOR" ANIMAL SUMMON?!

>>31785
That's called chaotic spell failure, Jimmy

>>31785

Xom is amused.