>>31950
What a dick.

I can't believe we helped that guy become a god.

Alright. See if you can reason or command the thing. If you cant, check to see if it appears hostile. If it appears hostile swing at in self defence. If it isnt hostile, put it on your head.

>>32030
If it's hostile, it would be a good opportunity to see how lightning bolt works.

Moonleaf 2009/08/20(Thu)17:36 No. 32154 ID: f2de2f
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Whoa... Did everything just taste purple for a second there?

>>32154
Pet the kitty?
I mean, it hasn't done anything hostile yet...

>>32154
Hold out your hand in an inviting manner, see if it comes and rubs up against it.

What the heck?

Displacer Kitten?

Moonleaf 2009/08/21(Fri)03:32 No. 32425 ID: f2de2f
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Here kitty... Nice kit...

Moonleaf 2009/08/21(Fri)03:35 No. 32426 ID: f2de2f
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...

Suggestion 2009/08/21(Fri)03:38 No. 32427 ID: 6136db
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>>32425
Dang a bit too late

Oh, it's on, now.

It might be in your best interests to tap into those Dorfaboo tendencies you had before. Have you heard some of the stories of their relationship to cats?

Suggestion 2009/08/21(Fri)03:56 No. 32430 ID: 6136db
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>>32428
You mean their endless love for cats?
>>32426
The kitty must be hungry. Try giving her some Kittan.

BITE HIM BACK!

feed it some kittan. We might be able to placate it.

Alternatively, if it tries to bite you one more time, cut its uncompromising beastly little head right off.

Use Handle Animal to assert dominance.

>>32426
Punch snout to establish superiority.

>>32426
Well I know what we're having for dinner.

>>32425
>>32426
aww, it's hungry. Give it some food, and if it goes for you over the food, gut it. if it goes for the food, start carting it around. Regardless of whether or not it bites you. You're big enough that you can soak basically infinite catbites, unless you get an infection.

Geeze. Thats a lot of blood. You might want to look into making a Healing check on that.

You know... after you skin and gut this fucking displacer beast.

Take no shit moonleaf, spear that fucker.

Moonleaf 2009/08/21(Fri)16:33 No. 32488 ID: f2de2f
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>Use Handle Animal to assert dominance.
Animal Handled right into this tree!

>Punch snout to establish superiority.
Superiority established!

I'm done screwing around! GO STRAIGHT TO HELL, HAIRBALL!

>>32488
What kind of horrible elf are you, pounding that pussy like that?

>>32488
inform it that it is now your Fairy Companion.
You are one step closer to your goal of being a magical girl!

Fuck yes Moonleaf! Now finish it off with the spear!

Moonleaf 2009/08/21(Fri)17:40 No. 32508 ID: f2de2f
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>Finish it off.
This thing was my mistake and I'll fix it. I won't let it run wild to hurt someone else!

Wait... crap it's too cute! Abort! Nurse it back to health! Raise it like a pet instead!

>>32508
DO IT ELF

DO IT RIGHT NOW

IF YOU DONT I WILL HATE YOU

YOU DONT WANT TO BE HATED BY A BALL

DO IT

>>32521
ಠ_ಠ

>>32529

I'll still love you unconditionally, Moonleaf.

It is still your summon. See if it'll respect orders at all.

>>32530
Look at that face. It's adorable!

>>32508
don't kill your Fairy Companion. how else will you power your transformation sequence?

Moonleaf 2009/08/21(Fri)18:20 No. 32555 ID: f2de2f
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All of you just... s-shut up...

Bandage up that hand, soldier. This didnt exactly go as planned, but at least you have a better grasp of your abilities now.

>>32555
It's ok, Moonleaf. Don't think of yourself as someone who just created a life and then destroyed it. Think of yourself as a mother than just killed her kid.

>>32555

O Light of my Life, I know it's difficult, but it was self defense. If you want to cry or yell or something, its fine. Just...remember to use your Minor Heal to patch yourself up. It hurts to see my beloved in such a state.

You know summons dont actually die , they just get banished.

Suggestion 2009/08/21(Fri)18:47 No. 32582 ID: 4e0411
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>>32555
Maybe you should go home and leave the adventuring to the DWARVES you tree hugging pansy!

Moonleaf 2009/08/21(Fri)19:03 No. 32593 ID: f2de2f
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I'm not upset about the beast... My hand just really hurts... and I... feel a little... tired...

...

>>32593
Uh, before you fall asleep, could you hike that skirt up a little?

Just... a bit?

>>32593
Uh... there's nothing bad in the forest, right?

Ohgodwe'regoingtobeeatenbybears

Nah, we'll probably just be rescued by some elf guy who looks like Legolas.

Moonleaf? Moonleaf?! MOOOOOONLEEEEEEAF!

>>32593
You're probably losing blood. Bind up your hand before passing out, if you can.

Hey, hey, ya gotta keep conscious! At least wrap that hand up and find somewhere safer. You're still clsoe to that town, right?

>>32593
Poison is bad for you, Moonleaf.

MOONLEAF! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
This will not end well...

>>32593

Try and crawl for shelter! Even being propped up against a tree is better than nothing. Hold on to your weapon, maybe you'll look dangerous to aggressors, even unconscious?

>>32713

Well...that was fun. Thank you, Gnoll. Will you be doing god quest agane, too?