indigo 2011/04/12(Tue)08:48 No. 296036 ID: f7aa74
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"hello, dear friend, my name is Tikamont Pont. But you can call me Mister Pont," the mysterious being anounced. He had told this to the king and said that he is a being known as a volto and had traveled far from a different world. "What is it that you posses that made this mountain glow so very beautifully," asked the king of the cuddle bees.
"Why," the being known as Mr.Pont relied,"i posses the very power of worlds."
This puzzled the king, but the strange being comforted and gave him an offer.
"One wish, i'll give it to you. This wish could be anything! A second crown, more money, a land full of women.... power, vast sums more than you hold in your grasp... anything, but wonder not what the consequences are for they are unimportant."

indigo 2011/04/12(Tue)08:52 No. 296037 ID: f7aa74
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The king wholeheartedly believed the very things this pont had spoken. Agreeing to take it all, not just for him but for all the cuddle bees to make them equal in splendor as he.
but woe to the king when in returning to his kingdom and found not splendor for all the cuddle bees, but torture and toil. Captured and enslaved.
Do not believe that the wishes did not come true, for they did... in thier own villinous way.

indigo 2011/04/12(Tue)08:55 No. 296038 ID: f7aa74
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Now, as it is written, we know the meaning of the word 'volto'. It is another way of saying 'demon' in a tongue alien to ours.
Hopefully one day this plague will be wiped from the very planet, but as it seems... the humble writer of these texts will not see such a glorious day.

indigo 2011/04/12(Tue)09:03 No. 296039 ID: f7aa74
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[television] -so here is the san-rose weather report! Tonight and tomorrow there will be a minor chance of rain, Italia Venicke will have a flood warning at 8'o'clock. On Mortue all the way through Sinkrat there will be beautiful sunny skies. It'll be nice seeing all those krobin kids running around their yards again. In other news, the burr-kin have created-

[tikamont] rain... hm... wonder if any will be gracing my fantastic place. Lets see.... today i've got to see if i can boost nectar productivity... bah, i just got up, i need to relax a bit.

so... wassup?

Uh. Sup.

Mr. Pont 2011/04/12(Tue)12:35 No. 296078 ID: 1f2692
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*yawn* Welp, i'm waaaaay to enthralled with being lazy than doing paperwork. I'm sure one of my assistants will barge through that door with some important paperwork... maybe i should eat something. But what should i have to snack on?

A big jar of honey like winnie the pooh.

With a side of cocaine snorted off a prostitute's ass.

a nice, filling, sandwich.

>>296078
Your assistant. Delicious flesh.

>>296078
>>296079
>>296083
>>296084
Eat a cocaine and honey sandwich off your prostitute assistants ass.

>>296078
Fuck food, lets get some lines of coke in here and have the breakfast of the champions.

Mr. Pont 2011/04/12(Tue)13:17 No. 296088 ID: 1f2692
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>>296079
>>296084

pretty unprofessional
and goblins that are both sexy and willing to be shipped many light-years away are hard to come by

>>296086
I really must be bored to think this

>>296087
I guess i seem to always forget that i can't get that here.

What good is being an evil business guy if you can't even get prostitutes and cocaine or sexually harass your underlings? What's going on here?

huh, so exactly what is going on?

>>296088
What kind of fucking shithole world are on that has no cocaine? Well ok, lets improvise then. Lets get what we can in terms of hard drugs and pick one.

>>296088
Lets go make fun of the bee king.

Mr. Pont 2011/04/12(Tue)14:00 No. 296102 ID: 1f2692
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>>296091
I'm not evil, i'm impartial... it's more i have an image in the company to keep up.

>>296096
Wait just a second... you guys are starting to confuse me... oh, i get it.
Good ol pont has been playing with too much magic and now comes the voices from some alien hell, or what not.

>>296095
Well demon voices, if you don't mind me calling you such, I'm just a sales management representative who is in charge of the enslavement and purposeful use of alien creatures and peoples. What i do is manage the sales and production of products meant to be sent galaxy wide to a demographic who can best use their product. This we do for money, and it is most lucrative.

I attempt to take on the morality of my employer, Grey Mage, who is also impartial.

Anything else you need inquire about?

>>296102
Since you desire to be professional in your desire to relax, all I can suggest is getting some coffee, go aggravate some slaves, and go get some exercise and lunch or breakfast. Pancakes are good for both.

you gotta bee careful when having slaves. need to make sure they always fear you more then they hate you. or else you will get mass revolt where they would rather DIE then keep working.

>>296102
Yeah, where are your benefits? I mean what use is there to be a soulless corporate devil if there are no hookers and blow?

Also, lets go inspect the production and see how it's working out. You know, make sure there are no slackers and keep the floor bosses scared and on their toes.

Mr. Pont 2011/04/12(Tue)14:24 No. 296106 ID: 1f2692
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>>296104
>>296105

HAH HEE HEE, hoo ha ha... ahem, my apologies.
I see that you are completely ignorant of the goings on in my facility. It is a good idea to inspect the floors regularly... i must admit, i would enjoy not to wander through the facility too often.

I must warn you devil voices. throughout the day you will see the most efficient, albeit uncomfortable, production facility ever seen by any being.

I'm hoping that you will flip your proverbial horned lids.

perhaps. just know you AREN'T the first person's head we have been in. was once commanding a creature with blades for arms.

>>296106
It's going to have to be something pretty god damn specatular then. And if we spray sulphur over our newspapers then you owe us some decadence later.

Mr. Pont 2011/04/13(Wed)09:05 No. 296282 ID: f7aa74
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welp, i guess the only real way to show you devil voices is to have a quick jaunt through the building. And think about this, i can grab a plate of pancakes that was mentioned earlier!

This is the main intersection of the building, to the right is the building for which we collect nectar directly from the cuddle bees. To the left is where we collect cuddle bee larvae and train the female cuddle bees to be 'special male courtiers'.
Since i'm only the tour guide, which way do you wish to go?

>>296282
Well the left sounds like the place for decadant devil voices. So lets go there and see what deviant plots are brewing.

>>296282
cuddle... bees?

Fuck the bees, the pancakes is where the REAL shit is at. Lob some major syrup on those hotcake motherfuckers.

>>296294
well, since they are slaves, some of the higher ups may actually do that....

Mr. Pont 2011/04/13(Wed)10:51 No. 296299 ID: 1f2692
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>>296294
>>296297

Yesssssssss, fuck yessssss!!!!

Mr. Pont 2011/04/13(Wed)10:57 No. 296300 ID: 1f2692
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My apologies, my composure slipped for a second.
my, these are good pancakes.

Alright, returning to my previous question.
Which do you prefer to see first, the left wing or the right?

let's go left.

And bring syrup.

>>296300
The left one. Lets see some decadant stuff. Although your appreciation of the pancakes were inspirational. We probably don't even have to corrupt your soul, it has already been done by some pro.

>>296300
Go left.

Mr. Pont 2011/04/14(Thu)10:05 No. 296683 ID: f7aa74
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Alright, so to the hatchery and harem quarters.
If we travel down the hallway a bit we reach the meeting room door. In order to enter into the harem quarters, we first have to go through the meeting room and take the door on the opposite side of the room.

Why, it looks like the goblins are having a meeting about something.... should we go bother them?

>>296683
I know what kind of session they have and what meets what in what with a smacking sound...

Anyway, yeah, let's bother them.

Bother them with Syrup.

It could just be.. you know.. an actual MEETING. Pass by without bothering them either way.

peek in first. to make sure.

>>296683
We need to look into the harem quarters. Go do that.

Oh, and seduce a goblin on your way through the meeting room.

>>296683
Fuck yes you should. Have to keep them paranoid and on their toes. Make sure they know that the boss is looking over their shoulders.

Cover them in butter, then drizzle warm maple syurp over their goblinoid bodies while making slightly feline growling sounds. You know, to show them who is boss.

Mr. Pont 2011/04/22(Fri)11:00 No. 298271 ID: f7aa74
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>>296695
>>296707

"Hey there ladies, anyone get a chance to have some of those delicious pancakes in the breakroom yet? I brought some syrup!"

Mr. Pont 2011/04/22(Fri)11:25 No. 298273 ID: f7aa74
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>>296705
[whiteshirtgoblin]~and then they just die, it's unfair and we can't... can't...

[graphgoblin] ... you need something Mr. Pont?
... um... no, we haven't had any of the pancakes. Oh, Mr. Pont, if your not busy i'd like for you to sit in on this meeting.

sure

explain that demons have taken residence in your brain and they are currently on a tour of the place. but if what is needed will be quick we can wait.

>>298273
"Well, I WAS giving a tour to the demons that have taken up residence in my head, but if you insist..."

Take WhiteShirtGoblin's chair. Sit her in your lap. Act like this is completely normal.

>>298273
Sit down and eat pancakes in the most hedonistic way you can.

Mr. Pont 2011/04/23(Sat)12:06 No. 298576 ID: f7aa74
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>>298408
>>298461

"I was currently giving some questionably evil creatures that now infest my psyche a tour of the facility, but seeing as you need me, then i must attend."

Gloves of god strength are indeed a good perk of the job, along with all the other magic relics that corporate sends my way. "saz-la-makaniss"

Mr. Pont 2011/04/23(Sat)12:29 No. 298582 ID: f7aa74
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"I hope this seat isn't taken, thx."

hehehe, so indignant it's adorable.

"I didn't read the notes, what is this meeting for anyway?"

Mr. Pont 2011/04/26(Tue)08:30 No. 299356 ID: f7aa74
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"Well, i don't recall getting the memo about this meeting.What are we meeting about?"

haha, don't say this aloud, but she is making a cute pouty face.

>>299356
Now, what's dying, why, and whose fault is it?

>>299356
I love her resigned irritation. She can be our new sidekick and do tasks for us that require competence but not our personal attention. Not drudgery or dangerous work though; that's what her sidekick is for.

I said sidekick, not courtesan. You can flirt and tease, but limit it to PG-13. Treat her with respect.

"I believe I overheard the words, 'And then they just die,' I'm okay with starting right there by asking who or what is dying."

>>299356
Spill some suyrap on her head and then lick it off. All accidental like.

Mr. Pont 2011/04/28(Thu)11:27 No. 299875 ID: f7aa74
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>"I believe I overheard the words, 'And then they just die,' I'm okay with starting right there by asking who or what is dying."

[graphgoblin]"Actually that is just a comment relating to our output in the harem bee sector... it turns out our profit margin on the courtesan cuddle bees are drastically low, and we really have no way of changing this."

Ask an explanation for the pie chart.

Does someone else have the ability to change this for us, or do we have to write an inter-office memo to R&D?

>>299875
"They die after mating? What idiot decided to sell them as courtesans?
Pull them off the market and find something else to do with them while we have R&D work on fixing that shortcoming."
While you are saying this 'accidentally' drip some syrup on lapgoblin's ear, then lick it off.

>>299875
Well that sounds worthless. We need that profit margin. Maybe their corpses have something we can use. Should be something in there that we can sell, like maybe phermones as aphrodisiacs. If there is something we can use the bodies for then we might be able to start up a franchise of brothels/harvesting plants.

Indigo 2011/04/29(Fri)08:53 No. 300140 ID: f7aa74
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>>299909
>>299937

Come now, gentlemen, even I know that isn't true. I think that death statement is being taken away from actual context, which we haven't heard yet.

oh, well then. any info on why you think they aren't making much money? for now the only thing think of is to scrap that project and put start up something else.

>>300140
Well lets hear that context then. But there had better not be any waste of resources going on.

Hmmm, opportunity costs. Liquidation of under-performing assets is a must if they can't be salvaged. Remember that salvaging this operation has dual costs: Both the cost of time and resources spent improving whatever it is and the lost profits count, so if you have an alternative investment you've been itching to make instead this would seem to be the time for it.

Mr. Pont 2011/05/01(Sun)11:39 No. 300634 ID: f7aa74
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[graphgoblin] "Now, as you know, cuddebee males and females are different. The males are solid exoskeleton, secrete nectar, and can lift up to 50 times their own weight. Where-as females can only lift half that, produce cuddlebee larvae and have super fuzzy and cuddly exteriors.
Knowing that Males of any species would find a certain fondness for such a cuddly cuddlebee, we thought we could make profit by selling them as 'special sevices' slaves. The plan works out splendidly until it comes down to sexual interaction..."

Mr. Pont 2011/05/01(Sun)11:44 No. 300635 ID: f7aa74
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[graphgoblin]"... Cuddlebees as a living organism resemble that of our earthy bumble bees. The key note, which is the point i'm about to make, is their huge butt is huge. This big rear end makes it nearly impossible for creatures other than cuddle bees to enjoy exploratory sexual positions and can become a nuisance when 'the huge ass just smacks people in the face.' Males don't like encumbered copulation, and find it less appealling... And that is why our profits are so low in this sector."

What idiot thought a creature with such an impractically huge butt would make a good courtesan. Let's fire that guy.
I like big butts and I cannot lie but there is such a thing as too much butt.
The only solution I can think of is genetically engineering the cuddlebees to evolve smaller, practical big butts. That would be expensive and involve so much time, no matter the level of technology.

>>300635
That sound like something that should have been discovered in the testing phase. Inquire as to who was responsible for that and letting an unfinished product hit the market. Now you're going to have to recall them until this is fixed. Or make a manuel to come with them on how to do things.

Ask if there is anything else that you should know about.

>>300635
Sirmixalot's brain imploded...

find some sort of cuddle bee ass reduction surgery and factor in costs to likely increase in orders?

Would it even be possible to reduce the size of cuddle bee ass?

>>300640
i agree, did only people that like huge butts get in the approval committee?

Maybe re market them as something more cuddly and less giant assed sex toy. Like Babysitters and nannies.

I think we're all missing something. Breed more of the males, they sound pretty useful as grunt labour and cannon-fodder. Make sure to stop selling females and don't start selling males until it becomes impossible for customers to breed their own.

brainstorm. it's the positions they are trying in. doggy style would put the abdomen straight up and you could wrap your hands around it for a better grip.

>>300635
Unless you can engineer them with smaller butts I'm pretty sure you need to change how you market them. They would probably do well in child care, and decently in general domestic service.

This is all besides the point, which is that you need to drip that syrup on whiteshirtgoblin's ear and then slowly lick it off.

>>300635
Sounds like we need to rein back the production of such services. Those bees have too much butt, and only true (and rare) /d/eviants would appreciate it.
How could we repurpose them, then?

Oh wait, perfect repurpose.
Strippers coated with maple syrup

Mr. Pont 2011/05/04(Wed)09:08 No. 301418 ID: f7aa74
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>>300638
>>300643
>>300655
>>300870
hm, all very good points... except for the syrup one.

>>300836
Cuddle bees have a strange habit of their butt's vibrating when they are sexually aroused, so that was good input but no it won't work.

>>301352
Yes, we can definittely repurpose failed merchandise.

>>300689
That's a good idea, but i would have to sell to local demographic...

>>301362
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, that might work... Any more ideas?

well, the fact that they have made some profit means people are still paying for it. so don't drop the whole thing just train less of them. cut amount down to 10%

>>301418
Step 1 is complete.
Step 2 is licking it off. Slowly. Don't be afraid to take the tip of her ear into your mouth and suckle on it.

Their butts vibrate when they're aroused? rig up devices to measure the strength of the vibrations and market them as a REAL test of somebody's marital prowess and an excellent way to improve their skills. Have your marketing imply that people don't buy because they're afraid they'll score poorly, and that they'll be poor lovers without practice.

People will claim they love it just because they don't want to feel incompetent, and score-bragging will encourage more purchases.

Obviously you need to design a special harness for Cuddlehumpin'.

That or breed that giant behind down to something a bit easier to manage.

>>301442
You should be in marketing. This is hilariously genius.

>>301418
Good, now lick it off.

And lets hear what the goblins suggest should be done.

>>301442
Of course, the oldest trick in the book, re-marketing a bug as a feature! What are the sales projections for this, and what about the after-market of sex-toys, harnesses, extenders recording devices, recording media and such?
Alternatively if you want to be more demoralizing than sexually-harassing you could scrape the syrup on her ear off onto the pancakes.

>>301452
Ooh, this works!

Also, "accidentally" grab a handful of her cleavage.

>>301452
We don't want to demoralize her, we want to get her riled up while in a situation where she doesn't want to make a scene.
Licking is the best option.

>>301449
I concur, though we could also find other uses for them

Mr. Pont 2011/05/07(Sat)12:35 No. 302273 ID: f7aa74
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[???] OY, MISTA PONT, YER ARSE BETTER BE IN HERE!!!

>>302273
"Please! Show some manners! You are disturbing a meeting!"
Then slowly lick the syrup off white-shirt's ear
"Mmm... That's my job~"

"yes? what do you feel is so important you had to barge in?"

>>302273
Ask what the fuck is up.

"My firm arse IS in here, sir. Excellent detective work. I was worried where that batch of magnificently toned muscles went."

>>302273
Is that a representative from another department or off-planet resources?
Considering his brash behavior, I suggest you deal with this card as you normally do.

her expression is... maybe you should slightly rein in the sexual harassment.

They are selling, but less of them... so train less as courtesans, let the accountants calculate which percent reduction is appropriate based on current sales figures. And have marketing do a study for other potential uses for them.

Is the person who burst through the door important?

Mr.Pont 2011/05/09(Mon)08:20 No. 302786 ID: f7aa74
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"MRF ERF, mrfa brrble mmm mrble erf!"

>>302786
Aww yeah, that's the proper way to do things. Now lets wait and see what he says.

>>302786
Keep suckling her ear. Use more tongue. Wait for the intruder to respond.
Find out what whiteshirt Goblin's name is and give her a pay raise, since now she's your sidekick. Keep her with you at all times, and have her run any errands you have that need somebody competent and intelligent.
Make sure she has a cell phone that does video calls or something so you can call her up at inopportune moments. Also that she's paid enough that she'll put up with it but not enough that she'll try to act happy about it.

>>302800
This, but they have to have holographic displays or scrying orbs or something. That way you can turn her projection upside down while talking to her for bonus irritation points.

>>302786
Is that a fGhost face she has there?
Damn, either goblins have erogenous ears or you've really practiced your oral technique.
Not that the cuddle honey doesn't help with either, of course.
...Perhaps the honey could be re-purposed as an experience enhancer?

>>302786
If you're done with that ear, let up on it so you can talk. Maybe nibble it a bit. Then put syrup on the other one and work on that.

>>302800
>competent and intelligent.
And delicious!

I love you guys. You guys are awesome. Tikamont, do exactly as they say. They're professionals.

>>302786
hot! also I love the point and speaking with your mouth full.

Mr. Pont 2011/05/11(Wed)08:39 No. 303332 ID: f7aa74
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[???] oy, ye aliens are such horrible things. I'll just be giving you the joust eyes til ye are done.

uhhhh... okay stop he is freaking me out.

>>303332
Take her ear out of your mouth just long enough to say "If you can wait then you can wait outside. Close the door on your way out."

>>303332
Don't stop. This is now a contest of domination and endurance. Instead, escalate things. If he's going to give you the creepy eyes then start doing more creepy things. We shall see who quits first!

Return fire with your own joust eyes while you continue to suckle that fine gobbo lobe.

What the heck is he carrying, anyway?

>>303332
Take a good long slow time, let's find out how long he can do that. Maybe it'll be like all those mothers say and get stuck like that. Even if not his contorted face is gonna break one way or another.

Bulge one of your eyes out of your head and punch him in the face with it. Use magic if you must.

>>303332
"til ye are done." ... that might be a while.

I dunno. If you want to be a good host you could drip syrup on her other ear and offer him the chance to lick that.

>>303743
FUCK NO! never share it with another man like that!

>>303805
Fine, if you really think we shouldn't we could offer a different subordinate's ear covered in syrup maybe? I'm trying to think of what to offer him: He is our guest for the moment.

>>303810
Less of a guest and more of an asshole accosting you. And he just called you out on for doing it
>oy, ye aliens are such horrible things. I'll just be giving you the joust eyes til ye are done.
Means he does not approve... which of course will be hilarious to see his reaction if you DO ask him if he wants the other one... then again she might like you less if you suggest whoring her out like that, and right now I care more about what she thinks than this prick

>>303838
Nah, she'll be fine. Make the offer.

Mr. Pont 2011/05/13(Fri)08:22 No. 303893 ID: f7aa74
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>>303340
>>303356
Oh no, he is most definitely "out-creepying" me...

>>303358
... It doesn't seem like it's gonna break any time soon

>>303651
You must think voltos can just be as crazy as they damn well please, well let me tell you! We have limitations, and our eyes don't just oggle out of our craniums that this guy's.

>>303743
>>303805
>>303810
>>303838
>>303845

... alright, i'll offer the other ear...
nope, not working

... damn. okay yeah, stop and let's see what he has to say. that is really freaky.

>>303893
>... alright, i'll offer the other ear...
>nope, not working
I'd say it worked perfectly... Did you see his expression? hilarious!

Ok, that was fun... but I say enough dicking around with this guy. Take her ear out and ask him "what do you want?"

...you could probably reach out and bite one of his eyes, but that would be gross and counterproductive huh?

>>303893
Ok, let your sidekick's ear go and ask him what he wants.

>>303893
Tell him to suit himself and keep nibbling on the ear then. Wait for him to say what he wants and then get out.

Okay, now he has been rude, criticized you in your own office and rejected your hospitality. Put on god-hands, grab him by the over-extended eyeballs and ask him what his problem is. Be prepared to kick this asshole the fuck out yourself--both to minimize his disruption to your operation and also to demonstrate to your underlings why they follow you.

>>303893
Daaaamn. You could tie those things in a knot.

...Do it!

>>303949
Agreed.

>>303949
This is a terrible idea.

Drizzle syrup on his eyes.

I think the eyes are an artistic license kind of thing, I don't think you can literally tie them in a knot or bite them or anything.

>>304004
Sometimes the best ideas are the worst ideas.

Offer to pour syrup on his eyes? No wait, we're offended! Use god-hands and tie his eyes in a knot for his rudeness. If he wants to do exceptionally creepy, rude and anatomically impossible things around us he needs to pay the price. Make him pay!

>>304082
what god hands?

>>304079
A sentence sounding cool to you does not justify it.

Mr. Pont 2011/05/14(Sat)10:15 No. 304196 ID: f7aa74
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Gentlemen, i believe this has gone on far too long for my liking...

God Hand Equipped

Mr. Pont 2011/05/14(Sat)10:22 No. 304198 ID: f7aa74
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Alri- hey... what's it doing now

uknown counters with dawable face

Punch it's face.

>>304202
Damn straight.

>>304198
You work around cuddlebees all day, this guy's cuteness should have little effect on you.

>>304198
"You are a bear in a kilt. You don't do cute. You are the opposite of cute.
You have interrupted my breakfast, and now you are wasting my time.
Get to the point."

He is trying to pull d'awwww-face while he's holding someone else hostage by their head. Punch, either in the nose or between the eyes, but punch! He insults our intelligence and strength of will!

>>304198
We can beat this guy without resorting to violence. Just give him your best unicode stare.

>>304198
You must counter cute with sexy. So get that goblin more worked up.

He can be just as cute lying on the ground bleeding and crying. If not moreso. But let's not take it that far unless we need to, for now slap him around a bit, grab him by the head and say "WHAT. DO. YOU. WANT." Give him the best damn psycho face you've got when you do it.

>>304253
Take it eeeasy bro. Let us simply continue the sucking of the gobbo ear.

drop him into a conveniently placed trashcan and sit on the lid. proceed with former proceedings.

Mr. Pont 2011/05/16(Mon)09:38 No. 304513 ID: f7aa74
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>"You have interrupted my breakfast, and now you are wasting my time.WHAT. YOU. WANT. IS. A. FIST. TO. THE. FACE."

unknown counters
*bonk*

>>304513
Ok, so he's using the little guy as a weapon. That means he's now to be considered armed. Time for you to get armed as well. If there is nothing else to use then use one of the gobbos.

or, this is getting way to silly. back up and calmly ask "what the fuck?"

"Why the hell are you invading my office in the first place?"
Mid-explanation we get 'im.

If he is going to make this a contest of effective range then throw a chair/the table at him.

For crying out loud, just ask the little shit what he wants already.

Mr. Pont 2011/05/17(Tue)11:48 No. 304821 ID: f7aa74
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"ahem--- now... um... what the hell do you want."

Mr. Pont 2011/05/17(Tue)12:02 No. 304823 ID: f7aa74
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[unknown] "I will be making this simple, pont, this here be an alien like you. I has to say that i am sick'o'you aliens mucking with me planet. You take youself and these green bitches offa me planet here quickly, or i has to be raining hell upon yer arse. I will not repeat meself, LEAVE."

what is he, a lorax? ask for a non lethal example of what kind of hell he is capable of.

Just take what I say here and unfaggify it. "Sir, I'm the man who got you to own this planet. You're just as damn alien here as I am, and your hypocritical racism in the workplace is both unclassy and unprofessional. Me and these young, nubile goblins make sure this place runs, and we run it with style, and you would run 'em off? I will have you hear my lawyers and before long this planet WILL be mine, as it should have been when I got the king to sign it off. Do I make myself motherfucking clear?"

>>304829
what? that makes no sense. he could just be a native and is saying "my planet" as in he lives here.

>>304830
Kinda just thought he was a business superior judging from his egotistical attitude.
If he's just a native, kick his ass out. The Bees owned this planet before anyway. Don't take his shit. You know what, no, let's just kill the bastard right here. Solves the problem real quick.
Or just threaten lawyers again.

>>304823
"We legally acquired this property from its previous rightful owners.
You seem to be threatening to take illegal actions against us, and I would strongly advise that you carefully consider the consequences of your actions before you do anything."

Send your new sidekick off to have the lawyers off to prepare for annexation by defense - if he does anything illegal against you then you have grounds to defend yourself, and subsequently take everything as reparations.

>>304823
Say "OK" and shake on it. Then headbutt him (try to break his nose) and kick him three times in the junk before godhanding the wind out of him with a gut punch. After that, consider becoming violent.

...Well ok, you can try to talk first. Just don't let him get away without acknowledging you as his better.

Mr. Pont 2011/05/18(Wed)08:55 No. 305013 ID: f7aa74
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>"We legally acquired this property from its previous rightful owners.
You seem to be threatening to take illegal actions against us, and I would strongly advise that you carefully consider the consequences of your actions before you do anything."

??? 2011/05/18(Wed)09:13 No. 305019 ID: f7aa74
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"FOOL, YE CLEARLY ARE THE CHILD OF FOLLY IF'N YE HAS NO IDEA WITH WHOME YE SPEAKETH!"

>>305019
"I know who you are. You are a very rude bear in a kilt that has no idea how to negotiate for what he wants."

Mr. Pont 2011/05/18(Wed)09:35 No. 305024 ID: f7aa74
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>"I know who you are. You are a very rude bear in a kilt that has no idea how to negotiate for what he wants."

[???]"THANATOPATER"

oh god. use god hand and smack the side of it if he swings it at you. blocking that doesn't sound possible but deflecting does. then if you have any other magic objects put them all on, you need every advantage you can get.

Mr. Pont 2011/05/18(Wed)09:56 No. 305028 ID: f7aa74
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>>305025
I-
*BOOM*
[???]"TIKAMONT PONT, YE WAS DAMNED SINCE YE ARRIVED HERE. I WILL NOT BE REPEATING MYSELF AGAIN, I GIVE YE FIVE DAYS. IF YE ARE NOT GONE, I SHALL RAISE THE HELLS AND CHURN THE EARTH TO BE ERASING YER WASTE. TAKE THESE WORDS TO HEART-

Mr. Pont 2011/05/18(Wed)10:02 No. 305030 ID: f7aa74
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[???]-FOR NOW, I BE TAKING MY LEAVE OF YE IGNORANCE."

well... if that wasn't pleasant

so he is a cyber lorax on crack. great. got anything that could beat that?

Mr. Pont 2011/05/18(Wed)11:00 No. 305035 ID: 1f2692
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>>305034

I don't think he's for the trees, he seems more of a smash my table kind of guy.

[graph goblin] "MISTER PONT!!!"

well yeah, but what can we do about it? for now let's see what graph goblin has to say.

>>305035
Go back to teasing your new sidekick.
"Yes, what is it?"

Mr. Pont 2011/05/18(Wed)11:20 No. 305038 ID: 1f2692
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>>305037
"yes, what is-!?"

[whiteshirtgoblin] "gnn uhhh nyaa nnnnnnnn uhhh waaahhh uhh"

Justice Quest Chapter 1 Indigo 2011/05/18(Wed)11:23 No. 305039 ID: 1f2692
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Finally, thought i would never reach the end of the prologue. Alrighty, this is the intro to the first chapter, lets travel down the paths that we choose together.

... Finish sucking the ear?

>>305038
EMERGENCY MEDICAL HER! You possess the very power of worlds. Fixing her up should be easy enough, and with a major conflict just days away the boost to employee morale and loyalty for healing her is going to be vital to keeping things running and preparing for combat.

If you somehow lose, then flee the planet.
Then use orbital weaponry to scour the planet of life, poison the atmosphere, and leave it to forever be a lifeless ball of rock.

pick the chunk of stuff up off of her. pour a healing potion into her to at least stabilize her until you can get something better.

Oh, uhm, shit. You're managing this place for someone that is named Grey Mage, right? Take care of the emergency medical and other problems and then dispatch a report and request for orders/resources/backup.
We don't know how seriously we have to take this crazy shit yet but if this thingy can do this at will this is a severe threat to the profitability of this place at a minimum and possibly an existential threat to the existence of this operation and its personnel.

The first page after chapter intro, HAZZAAAAH Mr. Pont 2011/05/19(Thu)08:17 No. 305233 ID: f7aa74
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>>305051

Mr. Pont 2011/05/19(Thu)08:30 No. 305235 ID: f7aa74
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ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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>>305235
So what's up? Also, do your company have a branch working for the military? Because some prototypes of awesome new weaponry sounds like a good thing to pick up.

>>305235
Is she going to be ok?
Also, have you had anybody look into who or what this "THANATOPATER" thing is?

Mr. Pont 2011/05/19(Thu)08:46 No. 305239 ID: f7aa74
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"HOLY SHIT TALKING SNAKES!?"

uh.. no, the snakes are a dream.

Mr. Pont 2011/05/19(Thu)08:52 No. 305241 ID: f7aa74
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...... oh, um sorry...
oh right, your the demons... ahem

>>305236
noo, that'd be convenient, but i don't have those type of resources. My resources come from off world.

>>305238
Um, i have no idea yet. We're at Sparkxus Lightbubbles lab at the moment. Sparkxus has done medical work for me before, and I believe him to be one of the smartest on this planet... but he's just a little crazy. But don't worry, i have faith in his abilities on healing my assistant. I can also ask him about the power the bear used.

>>305241
You do that, and order some heavy duty military stuff from off-planet. Or stuff you can use for gargantuan sized game hunting if you're not allowed military stuff.

just raid the supply depot and put on every magical artifact you got.

Mr. Pont 2011/05/19(Thu)09:09 No. 305245 ID: f7aa74
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[Sparkxus]"IS SOMEONE THINKING VERY LOUDLY ABOUT ME, also talking about stealing heavy magical artillery?"

[birdthing] "POOT poot poot"

>>305245
"Yes. How is my sidekick? Is she going to be ok?"

Mr. Pont 2011/05/19(Thu)09:27 No. 305248 ID: f7aa74
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>"Yes. How is my assistant? Is she going to be ok?"


[sparkxus] "Oh yeah, ummmmmmmmmmmmmm..... who was she again?"

apparently he is partially psychic or something.

the goblin. uhhh. you are gonna need to fill us in on the name pont.

>>305248
Some random gobbo that got crushed. And what magical artifacts and artillery do you have lying around?

>>305248
"The goblin. In the white shirt. Covered with blood."

>>305248
"The Goblin, in the white shirt. She was collateral damage in that cyber-bear's threat. It would reflect poorly on me if she dies. And poorly on YOU."

Mr. Pont 2011/05/20(Fri)09:36 No. 305477 ID: f7aa74
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"Sparkxus, focus, you remember i gave you my assistant... the goblin with all the blood?"

[sparkxus] "OH YEAH, let me say this first though."

Mr. Pont 2011/05/20(Fri)09:51 No. 305481 ID: f7aa74
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[sparkxus] "In the grand scheme of things, everyone has a percentage of mortality. You, Mister Pont, are a named main character and so have an 80% chance of surviving most situations. Me, being a named non-main character, has 60% chance of surviving situations. Now non-named side characters such as the female alien you gave me has only 15% chance of surviving any situation, and that only applies to minor things. Right now, Mister Pont, she lost her legs and the lower to mid section of her torso is crushed. The percentage isn't high enough to compensate recovery and she is going to die by the end of the day. The only possibility of recover is if she suddenly became a named co-main character, making her percentage the same as yours. The question is, do you really want to keep this girl or do you want to let her vanish in the plot?"

oh, well if he is just gonna throw the 4th wall out the window then we will too. yes we want to keep her, her name is now Jernaseth.

>>305493
Agreed, but maybe a better name?
Her full name is now Caroline Marsha Everfree.
We can give her a backstory too, if we need to do that to recover everything besides her legs.

Pont! Go get her some cool cyborg legs like that girl from the Gen1 transformers cartoon! Or legs that end at the knees, with the knees being hover-pods!
Or a jetpack!

YES

SAVE HER ASS

er

SAVE HER

>>305481
This supposed doctor is infuriating.
Boosting her chances of survival by making her more plot relevant?

Make it so: Remind him that she is not just an assistant, but your Personal Assistant. The only one you trust enough to be there for meetings on time or early to catch what you might miss when important things come up.

I... I thought her name was Ms Whiteshirt

oh and she can summon baka-hammers to smash us if we get too friendly too fast. doesn't really hurt but looks hilarious.

We've already elected to make her our personal assistant! That's pretty important! I think it should become one of those running gags, though, that Pont doesn't actually know her name. Maybe she could keep trying to tell us, while he keeps calling her "white shirt" or "assistant." That'd be kinda' cute, yeah?

Also, she needs to be fully intact again. We can't have our assistants getting mutilated!

>>305481
YES WE MUST SAVE HER. Turns out she has photographic memory, her parents were killed when she was 5 in the chaos of an uprising on her home planet; a fringe world called Vedrixia, she's is a surprisingly good shot as her father used to take her hunting Volt Budgies, she worked DAMN HARD to get this job, and
>>305493
her name is Jernaseth.

THERE SHE HAS A BACK STORY NOW SAVE HER ALREADY.

Oh fuck, I'm being asked for a sub-plot? *rummages around in mental junk drawer*
Her name is Ms. Helena Whiteshirt. She has tolerated Mr. Pont teasing her because she does have a crush on him but it annoys her that he never bothered to learn her name and probably never will. She thinks the whole thing is embarrassingly unprofessional but finds herself putting on deep-cleavage blouses and other sexy clothes and underclothes in the morning if Mr. Pont might be around.
She took this job to get ahead and because of a bit of gratitude to Grey Mage: Her people benefited from Grey Mage's patronage to become valuable professional mercenaries, researchers and office staff around the known universe.
Her family is regressive and she is glad to have left the tribe to become professional instead of living the native life as a tribe of hunter-gatherer raiders on their native world. Her education was top-notch in administration and IT and she deliberately intimidates the neckbeard-geeks in the office by being good at their job and pretty at the same time. Helena getting this education was the beginnings of the rift between her and the rest of her family, although they still accept her and would come running if she needed help. In contrast she'd be embarrassed about their feral nature and uncivilized habits if people at the office knew that her family was like that though (although this would mostly make her coworkers respect and/or fear her more).

CHRONORUPTUS Indigo 2011/05/21(Sat)10:25 No. 305669 ID: f7aa74
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I like how everyone is getting so into this quest, it makes me feel good about where i'm going with this.

Mr. Pont 2011/05/21(Sat)10:26 No. 305670 ID: f7aa74
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ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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>>305670
PONT WAKE UP! WE NEED TO KNOW HOW YOUR SIDEKICK IS DOING AND WHERE WE CAN GETSOMEMAGICALANTI-TANK/GOlemweapon~*GASP*RY!

>>305670
Hey Pont, sleep some more. You need the rest.

an no, we are not talking snakes.

Also, you may want to investigate that weird bunny thing that's sitting beside you, was that the one the psychobear used as a club?

Mr. Pont 2011/05/22(Sun)11:28 No. 305966 ID: f7aa74
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*yawn* you demons sure make such a ruckus in there, don't you.

>>305680
I'm sure she is fine, We're at Sparkxus Lightbubbles lab at the moment. Sparkxus has done medical work for me before, and I believe him to be one of the smartest people on this planet... but he's just a little crazy. But don't worry, i have faith in his abilities on healing my assistant. I can also ask him about the power the bear used.

>>305686
I only have a week, i need to come up with a plan before i can take any free time to rest.

>>305696
... i have no idea what your on about, but i'm sure it makes sense to you so i'll just leave it alone.

>>305731
It is, the robo bear said it was off world also, but i have no idea what it is...

oh hey, is that him in the doorway?

Mr. Pont 2011/05/22(Sun)12:04 No. 305972 ID: f7aa74
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[Sparksus] "Ah, good morning Mister pont... your friend, what was her name... helena jernaseth i think... yes, she's gonna make an amazing recovery. I have to say it's almost Supernatural how intact she is, even after losing her legs and having a crushed lower abdomen... But i need to change the subject for a second. Mister pont, have you ever heard of a phrase known as 'Time Paradox?'"

course you have, you are an intelligent man.

Mr. Pont 2011/05/22(Sun)12:21 No. 305977 ID: f7aa74
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>>305974
"of course i have, its when time is changed even though it has already been deliniated."

[sparksus] "Very good, now tell me, do you feel anything... like deja vu, or anything? Please be honest."

"All the damn time doc, I am the manager of a major operation which determines the fates of many, with many meetings and occasions that are nearly exactly the same to induce the same feeling as well. What are you getting at?"

well yes, last time you came out you broke the forth wall and started talking about main characters and survival rates and stuff.

Paradoxes happen when you put your big meaty boot straight through the fourth wall.

"Nope.avi"

Deja vu is useless and time paradoxes are better off not thought about. If there is a scab on reality you do not pick at it.

>>305977
Be honest, Pont.
We, of course, are not experiencing a sensation of a new experience having occurred before.

So, can Sidekick get cybernetic legs?

Θ][Σ!TarDIs2HQE 2011/05/22(Sun)17:12 No. 306050 ID: dad664
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We -did- tell him to go with the Robotic prosthetics, right?

>>305977
If he comes out with a midget slap his shit in half.

>>306050
I, for one, hope her prosthetics look more normal than that.

Mr. Pont 2011/05/24(Tue)08:22 No. 306443 ID: f7aa74
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[sparksus] "... Mister Pont, forget i ever said anything, i have a sudden urge not to talk about this anymore."


I never know what he's on about, as a matter of fact i would not even know this strange gentlemen if he didn't save my life before.
"Can i see my assistant now?"

[sparksus] "Oh yes, come on then."

Character Purchase Checkpoint Indigo 2011/05/24(Tue)08:34 No. 306444 ID: f7aa74
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You have earned a chance to purchase a playable character!

the three characters to choose from are these:

Sparksus Lightbubble- crazy scientist who breaks the fourth wall, no one knows how or why.

Niconico- A small birdlike creature known as a Fib, very cute

Kilobyte- Not much is known about this strange rabbit eared thing, very mysterious

Let's buy the rabbit, then buy him a hat.

Sparky! He's fun.

>>306444
Buy the rabbit.

>>306444
Sparky! We are going to SCIENCE! all up in this place!

>>306444
Niconio! Cuteness > anything else.

Sparksus.
It'll be nice to have a direct conversation with someone about the properties of the fourth wall.

>>306463
I say Nico. I like the others but they are better off as NPCs.

>>306444
Get Niconico. He's adorable.

Sparksus

The "rabbit", Kilo. We may learn more about the powerful scottish bear thing that attacked our assistant, and its faces are humorous.

Yeah, don't steal the exposition-faucet for playable, and I hate ridiculously cute, so going with Kilobyte the blunt implement.

But Mistah Pont is too cool, why do we need another?

Indigo 2011/05/25(Wed)09:16 No. 306637 ID: f7aa74
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we seem to have a tie between kilobyte and sparksus, so i will have you roll for it

1,2 = sparksus
3,4=kilobyte

rolled 4 = 4

---

>>306637
I assume you mean with a FAIR die. :3c

Kilobyte 2011/05/25(Wed)09:59 No. 306640 ID: f7aa74
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>>306638

I wish i did not loose my glasses when that idiot shot the wall. Completely inconvenient space time travel, i tell ya... really unfair.

>>306640
Ask Sparksus for new glasses. Or for eye upgrades.

you know what your prescription is?

I am seconding the eye upgrades, those sound very useful. At least ask about glasses. Also tell us about yourself, what are you good/bad at?

Better questions; who are you, why are you here, where are you supposed to be, what would you rather be doing, what are your goals, who are your friends, who are your enemies, and what alliances, affiliations and memberships do you have?

Kilobyte 2011/05/26(Thu)09:26 No. 306899 ID: f7aa74
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>>306642

I can't speak their language...

>>306643

Bifocals

>>306667
>>306695
> Also tell us about yourself, what are you good/bad at?

I'm a gremlin, from earth. I used to be on earth with a human (not a very bright one) and arrived here after the human shot a dimensional rift within mere feet of us... idiot. I'm good at machina mechanica, Technomancery, and thaumaturgics around any machine or gizmo.
I am bad at singing.

>who are you, why are you here, where are you supposed to be, what would you rather be doing, what are your goals, who are your friends, who are your enemies, and what alliances, affiliations and memberships do you have?

Kilobyte, small dimensional rift, earth, back on the webspace divide with my family, going home, no one on this planet, berrkins and anyone who hates short gremlins (i think, can't understand a thing they say), Interweb Virus Guardians and i'm also a chieftan of the second binary (which is our city on webspace divide).

any other questions?

Can you build a translator bot?

>>306899
Wrong! Your allies consist of US!
See if you and Sparky can bash a translator together, then work on a way to kill that mechabearkin jerk. I'm pretty sure the people here will be happy to help you home after that.

so why couldn't you use your techno magic on the berrkin robot thing?

Can you leverage your allies across interstellar distances from your regular home? We don't know what the fuck is up with that bear and right now the locals that don't want to kill you are in crisis mode trying to figure out what-the-fuck and deal with that. If you help that process along you can get home faster and probably get paid for your trouble while maybe making some interstellar-useful friends.

Kilobyte 2011/05/27(Fri)09:25 No. 307139 ID: f7aa74
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>>306900
i can, yes, but i need some other machine first

>>306902
yes, that sounds like a good plan... but i probably could make a translator myself. Also, i have no idea what the bear thing was talking to long face about.

>>306905
Simple, it wasn't a robot. It's a physical manifestation of magice, one that conforms to the whims of the caster. I'm a technomancer, and i think the bear summons this "death father," ... i'm really only assuming that it's called death father because it sounds like ancient greek.

>>306935
Whabba da wa? Well no, i can't get anyone from home here since there is no way to travel dimensions on this planet... i know because i scanned for the regular dial in frequency that all trans-dimensional gates use.
And i don't work for money, watches and wind up toys maybe but not money.

okay, try to communicate with pictograms that you need a machine to make a translator with.

>>307139
Oh, the bearkin basically said "You're ruining MY planet. You damn kids get off my lawn. You have 5 days before I genocide you all. My planet was perfect until you lesser species showed up and started being more successful than the bearkin master race. My opinion means more than legal ownership or basic rights. I attract mates with threats of violence because I'm so unlovable in every other way." and etc.
... Ok, so I editorialized a bit.
Typical racist garbage, aside from the whole turning into a walking tank and chopping Pont's assistant. Pont's the long-faced guy, by the way. He works for an organization named Grey Mage - they're fine to work for or with, but they're the sort of lawful neutral group you don't want to have following you home.

>>307141
holy crap, you got it seven, that pretty much explains the situation so far.

Money can buy watches and wind-up toys so yes you do work for money, silly. But really the ability to leave and a ticket out of here seems like a pretty good commission at this point when you're stuck in the middle of nowhere with the threat of extermination hanging over your head.

>>307139
You know that money can BUY watches and wind-up toys?

 

yep, this one is the first one, i'm hoping to have at least 1 video per chapter

hope you enjoy this one

So the genre-savvy motherfucker didn't see this coming?

Alright, no, fuck the god and balance. Get him a new fucking head from one of many cloning tanks he's probably cooked up JUUUUUUST recently in case of an emergency. Whether he did actually prepare properly for this moment or not, check the corpse for notes, he's smart enough to have left something.

>>308051
Pont! Throw him in a cryotank! Same with his head if you can find it!
We'll resurrect him later, but right now your cuddlebees are rebelling and killing off your staff. You need to get your sidekick back in shape and call in your off-world forces.

Suggestion 2011/05/31(Tue)12:43 No. 308059 ID: 0d7a83
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>>308051
OH SHIT.

Bee rebellion in progress!
Get your dudes together and get somewhere safe. Contact someone offworld who can bring reinforcements.

Also WHAT THE CRAP just happened Sparksus?!?!

i.. i think his head is GONE. anyway yes we need to get back to the office and triage. get everyone out and to a secure location.

 

P.S. Bear motherfucker I know you can hear us demon voices so I just want you to know that your medieval trailer music sucks major dick and we got a better theme all around. BOOSH motherfucker

Mr. Pont 2011/06/01(Wed)10:17 No. 308275 ID: f7aa74
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>>308055
I, uh, oh, or, um, i can't even think right now.

I have procured 3 pieces of paper with writing on it, and a strange ebony piece with indentations.

>>308058
M-my off world phone book is in my laptop at the office,and I'm just a little unsure that whatever is happening will let me out of sparksus's place.

>>308059
>>308060
AARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHH, EVERYTHING SEEMS TO JUST BE GOING GODDAMN BAT CRAZY TODAY!!!!

>>308069
There's no time for fooling around, even if it is hip music that makes me feel like doing an awesome montauge.

>>308275
Well WHAT DO THE OTHER SHEETS SAY? Jeez, Pont, come on, work with us here.

okay cool, do you know any rooms named rf24e? if so and it's close then go to it fast! if it's far then get your people and then get to it. if you don't know then look at rest of sheets.

>>308275
You have at least ONE number memorized, right? You would have to call either your superior or your subordinates on a regular basis, so you would at least remember their numbers.
Show us the other two pages while you go get Sidekick up and on her fee- Err... Hoverchair?

Mr. Pont 2011/06/02(Thu)10:32 No. 308503 ID: f7aa74
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>>308368
Not really, my superior just asks me to fax updates and letters, but that number is also on my laptop at the office.

>>308287
>>308290

Alright, so the next sheet is a letter written in some sort of chicken scratch
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Dear Daddy,
I hate it here in foster care, i really miss you!!! Pater krom is a jerk and none of the other kids like me, i wanna come home now and i keep asking pater gromill to send me back but he keeps saying "Daddy isn't right in the head and is too dangerous to take care of children" and i keep saying "daddy's not dangerous" but they don't send me back.

Please daddy, i don't want to be here anymore, i wanna go home.
-mitchie
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there seems to be a picture of a sad little girl drawn on the bottom

Mr. Pont 2011/06/02(Thu)10:33 No. 308505 ID: f7aa74
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Here we go, it's a map of the lab

well snap, Sparksus had a kid? huh. anyway we need to evacuate and head into the labs through the teleporter/zaptube. also taking care of his kid will earn you made brownee points with the gods.

>>308505
>Regen Tanks

You thinking what i'm thinking?

>>308505
Alright so he should be regrowing himself in a regen tank along with your assistant. And everyone knows those damn regen tanks raise your power level up considerably so this shouldn't happen again and on top of that they should be REAL ELITE FIGHTERS
Or else Sparksus built some really shitty defective regen tanks, but you said he was one of the best at his job so we should be set.

>>308522
no see, regen tanks only work if the brain is intact. no brain means it would grow a new blank brain that knows nothing.

>>308505
Omega is in the ballpark of 994.7186, so try calling that number to ask for help.

Head for the regen tanks. Sidekick is probably in one of those.

>>308509
Yes, and now that silly rabbit lives while the brilliant scientist with a family is dead.

>>308546
no, traded him for helena.

Mr. Pont 2011/06/03(Fri)08:46 No. 308754 ID: f7aa74
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... i'll worry about regenerating sparksus once i find his head, if that's how it works. The primary goal is to get back to the office, since earlier you mentioned a cuddle-bee rebellion is going on. And even before i leave i need to find Helena.

... also, I'm not to capable of taking care of kids, so i can go grab up the little girl but it would have to be taken care of by a matron mother.

By the looks of this platform thing i'd say it needs a key or something... what do you suggest?

try that ebony thingy.

Mr. Pont 2011/06/03(Fri)09:14 No. 308764 ID: f7aa74
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>>308755
well that was simple, wonder how this thing works.
One last thing before we start going deeper, are we really going to dive right into a crazy scientists lair while there is some sort of strange business afoot? Are we only doing this just to get my assistant? There might be monsters or something in there, i have no idea. Is this really a good idea, to just venture into the unknown like this... i feel kind of unprepaired.

>>308764
You've got a crazy cyber-bear chasing you, a cuddle bee rebellion going on and people are randomly losing their heads. Literally. Mad scientists lab is possibly the safest place you can be right now.

let's just wing it. find a ultra death ray would be very nice.

>>308764
ACK! You're RIGHT!
Go grab the rabbit thing first!

oh right, rabbit thing can mind control machines. grab him.

Don't know how the rabbit thing would be useful here but we don't want him getting hurt. Well, this is a mad science lab and he is good with tech, he may be able to fix some stuff if it is broke. Or make that translator.

Mr. Pont 2011/06/04(Sat)08:52 No. 309031 ID: f7aa74
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>>308765
>>308768
>>308794
>>308795
>>308940

alrighty, take two. So we are going on then, with the rabbit thing.

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>>309031

Let's hope it won't be too mad in this mad science lab.

*click*