>>306444
Get Niconico. He's adorable.

Sparksus

The "rabbit", Kilo. We may learn more about the powerful scottish bear thing that attacked our assistant, and its faces are humorous.

Yeah, don't steal the exposition-faucet for playable, and I hate ridiculously cute, so going with Kilobyte the blunt implement.

But Mistah Pont is too cool, why do we need another?

Indigo 2011/05/25(Wed)09:16 No. 306637 ID: f7aa74
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we seem to have a tie between kilobyte and sparksus, so i will have you roll for it

1,2 = sparksus
3,4=kilobyte

rolled 4 = 4

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>>306637
I assume you mean with a FAIR die. :3c

Kilobyte 2011/05/25(Wed)09:59 No. 306640 ID: f7aa74
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>>306638

I wish i did not loose my glasses when that idiot shot the wall. Completely inconvenient space time travel, i tell ya... really unfair.

>>306640
Ask Sparksus for new glasses. Or for eye upgrades.

you know what your prescription is?

I am seconding the eye upgrades, those sound very useful. At least ask about glasses. Also tell us about yourself, what are you good/bad at?

Better questions; who are you, why are you here, where are you supposed to be, what would you rather be doing, what are your goals, who are your friends, who are your enemies, and what alliances, affiliations and memberships do you have?

Kilobyte 2011/05/26(Thu)09:26 No. 306899 ID: f7aa74
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>>306642

I can't speak their language...

>>306643

Bifocals

>>306667
>>306695
> Also tell us about yourself, what are you good/bad at?

I'm a gremlin, from earth. I used to be on earth with a human (not a very bright one) and arrived here after the human shot a dimensional rift within mere feet of us... idiot. I'm good at machina mechanica, Technomancery, and thaumaturgics around any machine or gizmo.
I am bad at singing.

>who are you, why are you here, where are you supposed to be, what would you rather be doing, what are your goals, who are your friends, who are your enemies, and what alliances, affiliations and memberships do you have?

Kilobyte, small dimensional rift, earth, back on the webspace divide with my family, going home, no one on this planet, berrkins and anyone who hates short gremlins (i think, can't understand a thing they say), Interweb Virus Guardians and i'm also a chieftan of the second binary (which is our city on webspace divide).

any other questions?

Can you build a translator bot?

>>306899
Wrong! Your allies consist of US!
See if you and Sparky can bash a translator together, then work on a way to kill that mechabearkin jerk. I'm pretty sure the people here will be happy to help you home after that.

so why couldn't you use your techno magic on the berrkin robot thing?

Can you leverage your allies across interstellar distances from your regular home? We don't know what the fuck is up with that bear and right now the locals that don't want to kill you are in crisis mode trying to figure out what-the-fuck and deal with that. If you help that process along you can get home faster and probably get paid for your trouble while maybe making some interstellar-useful friends.

Kilobyte 2011/05/27(Fri)09:25 No. 307139 ID: f7aa74
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>>306900
i can, yes, but i need some other machine first

>>306902
yes, that sounds like a good plan... but i probably could make a translator myself. Also, i have no idea what the bear thing was talking to long face about.

>>306905
Simple, it wasn't a robot. It's a physical manifestation of magice, one that conforms to the whims of the caster. I'm a technomancer, and i think the bear summons this "death father," ... i'm really only assuming that it's called death father because it sounds like ancient greek.

>>306935
Whabba da wa? Well no, i can't get anyone from home here since there is no way to travel dimensions on this planet... i know because i scanned for the regular dial in frequency that all trans-dimensional gates use.
And i don't work for money, watches and wind up toys maybe but not money.

okay, try to communicate with pictograms that you need a machine to make a translator with.

>>307139
Oh, the bearkin basically said "You're ruining MY planet. You damn kids get off my lawn. You have 5 days before I genocide you all. My planet was perfect until you lesser species showed up and started being more successful than the bearkin master race. My opinion means more than legal ownership or basic rights. I attract mates with threats of violence because I'm so unlovable in every other way." and etc.
... Ok, so I editorialized a bit.
Typical racist garbage, aside from the whole turning into a walking tank and chopping Pont's assistant. Pont's the long-faced guy, by the way. He works for an organization named Grey Mage - they're fine to work for or with, but they're the sort of lawful neutral group you don't want to have following you home.

>>307141
holy crap, you got it seven, that pretty much explains the situation so far.

Money can buy watches and wind-up toys so yes you do work for money, silly. But really the ability to leave and a ticket out of here seems like a pretty good commission at this point when you're stuck in the middle of nowhere with the threat of extermination hanging over your head.

>>307139
You know that money can BUY watches and wind-up toys?

 

yep, this one is the first one, i'm hoping to have at least 1 video per chapter

hope you enjoy this one

So the genre-savvy motherfucker didn't see this coming?

Alright, no, fuck the god and balance. Get him a new fucking head from one of many cloning tanks he's probably cooked up JUUUUUUST recently in case of an emergency. Whether he did actually prepare properly for this moment or not, check the corpse for notes, he's smart enough to have left something.

>>308051
Pont! Throw him in a cryotank! Same with his head if you can find it!
We'll resurrect him later, but right now your cuddlebees are rebelling and killing off your staff. You need to get your sidekick back in shape and call in your off-world forces.

Suggestion 2011/05/31(Tue)12:43 No. 308059 ID: 0d7a83
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>>308051
OH SHIT.

Bee rebellion in progress!
Get your dudes together and get somewhere safe. Contact someone offworld who can bring reinforcements.

Also WHAT THE CRAP just happened Sparksus?!?!

i.. i think his head is GONE. anyway yes we need to get back to the office and triage. get everyone out and to a secure location.

 

P.S. Bear motherfucker I know you can hear us demon voices so I just want you to know that your medieval trailer music sucks major dick and we got a better theme all around. BOOSH motherfucker

Mr. Pont 2011/06/01(Wed)10:17 No. 308275 ID: f7aa74
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>>308055
I, uh, oh, or, um, i can't even think right now.

I have procured 3 pieces of paper with writing on it, and a strange ebony piece with indentations.

>>308058
M-my off world phone book is in my laptop at the office,and I'm just a little unsure that whatever is happening will let me out of sparksus's place.

>>308059
>>308060
AARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHH, EVERYTHING SEEMS TO JUST BE GOING GODDAMN BAT CRAZY TODAY!!!!

>>308069
There's no time for fooling around, even if it is hip music that makes me feel like doing an awesome montauge.

>>308275
Well WHAT DO THE OTHER SHEETS SAY? Jeez, Pont, come on, work with us here.

okay cool, do you know any rooms named rf24e? if so and it's close then go to it fast! if it's far then get your people and then get to it. if you don't know then look at rest of sheets.

>>308275
You have at least ONE number memorized, right? You would have to call either your superior or your subordinates on a regular basis, so you would at least remember their numbers.
Show us the other two pages while you go get Sidekick up and on her fee- Err... Hoverchair?

Mr. Pont 2011/06/02(Thu)10:32 No. 308503 ID: f7aa74
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>>308368
Not really, my superior just asks me to fax updates and letters, but that number is also on my laptop at the office.

>>308287
>>308290

Alright, so the next sheet is a letter written in some sort of chicken scratch
---------------------------------------
Dear Daddy,
I hate it here in foster care, i really miss you!!! Pater krom is a jerk and none of the other kids like me, i wanna come home now and i keep asking pater gromill to send me back but he keeps saying "Daddy isn't right in the head and is too dangerous to take care of children" and i keep saying "daddy's not dangerous" but they don't send me back.

Please daddy, i don't want to be here anymore, i wanna go home.
-mitchie
---------------------------------

there seems to be a picture of a sad little girl drawn on the bottom

Mr. Pont 2011/06/02(Thu)10:33 No. 308505 ID: f7aa74
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Here we go, it's a map of the lab

well snap, Sparksus had a kid? huh. anyway we need to evacuate and head into the labs through the teleporter/zaptube. also taking care of his kid will earn you made brownee points with the gods.

>>308505
>Regen Tanks

You thinking what i'm thinking?

>>308505
Alright so he should be regrowing himself in a regen tank along with your assistant. And everyone knows those damn regen tanks raise your power level up considerably so this shouldn't happen again and on top of that they should be REAL ELITE FIGHTERS
Or else Sparksus built some really shitty defective regen tanks, but you said he was one of the best at his job so we should be set.

>>308522
no see, regen tanks only work if the brain is intact. no brain means it would grow a new blank brain that knows nothing.

>>308505
Omega is in the ballpark of 994.7186, so try calling that number to ask for help.

Head for the regen tanks. Sidekick is probably in one of those.

>>308509
Yes, and now that silly rabbit lives while the brilliant scientist with a family is dead.

>>308546
no, traded him for helena.

Mr. Pont 2011/06/03(Fri)08:46 No. 308754 ID: f7aa74
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... i'll worry about regenerating sparksus once i find his head, if that's how it works. The primary goal is to get back to the office, since earlier you mentioned a cuddle-bee rebellion is going on. And even before i leave i need to find Helena.

... also, I'm not to capable of taking care of kids, so i can go grab up the little girl but it would have to be taken care of by a matron mother.

By the looks of this platform thing i'd say it needs a key or something... what do you suggest?

try that ebony thingy.

Mr. Pont 2011/06/03(Fri)09:14 No. 308764 ID: f7aa74
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>>308755
well that was simple, wonder how this thing works.
One last thing before we start going deeper, are we really going to dive right into a crazy scientists lair while there is some sort of strange business afoot? Are we only doing this just to get my assistant? There might be monsters or something in there, i have no idea. Is this really a good idea, to just venture into the unknown like this... i feel kind of unprepaired.

>>308764
You've got a crazy cyber-bear chasing you, a cuddle bee rebellion going on and people are randomly losing their heads. Literally. Mad scientists lab is possibly the safest place you can be right now.

let's just wing it. find a ultra death ray would be very nice.

>>308764
ACK! You're RIGHT!
Go grab the rabbit thing first!

oh right, rabbit thing can mind control machines. grab him.

Don't know how the rabbit thing would be useful here but we don't want him getting hurt. Well, this is a mad science lab and he is good with tech, he may be able to fix some stuff if it is broke. Or make that translator.

Mr. Pont 2011/06/04(Sat)08:52 No. 309031 ID: f7aa74
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>>308765
>>308768
>>308794
>>308795
>>308940

alrighty, take two. So we are going on then, with the rabbit thing.

Chapter 1 end Mr. Pont 2011/06/04(Sat)08:53 No. 309032 ID: f7aa74
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>>309031

Let's hope it won't be too mad in this mad science lab.

*click*