Yeah that mirror is pretty fucked up. You might want to get one that doesn't make you look all weird.

Guys, he's Schitzophrenic.

We're seeing his self image, and we're seeing people how he imagines them conceptually.

Do try to keep up, Bond

>>345990
Woah, lets not go throwing around accusations of Schizophrenia just because he sees the world a little funny.

Your reflection in the mirror is facing the wrong way and is also Severus Snape.
Are you aware of this?

>>345959
INSPECT MIRROR

Cisqur!/eV.HHAAII 2011/09/06(Tue)11:47 No. 346033 ID: 05523c
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"Mmnn, dunno, guys, looks like me to me. I don't see anybody else in here. Can you guys see ghosts? ...Are YOU guys ghosts? Maybe you guys are seeing yourselves and you're freaked out 'cause you've never seen yourselves as ghosts."
>>345990
"Hey, man, you ain't my doctor. Don't try to diagnose me with stuff. That just isn't cool."
>>346003
"Yeah, seriously; just 'cause I hear invisible people doesn't mean nothin'. How would you guys feel if I said you didn't exist? It would suck, right? That's why I think you guys exist, I don't wanna give anyone a bad day."

Cisqur!/eV.HHAAII 2011/09/06(Tue)11:49 No. 346034 ID: 05523c
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>>345960
"...Don't play with me like that, man.
"Oh my god, don't--dude, I have like, everything in here. Or a lot of stuff. Just, yeah, I'm not gonna go through it all. You guys doing shenanigans in here is even worse, this is like, the only clean part of my place. But here's my shampoo, 'cause you wanted to see it so badly. I know it looks funny, but it actually works really good for long hair.
"So, you guys wanna watch TV or something? We could also say 'Hi' to my roomie. Or whatever else, I dunno what you guys are thinking. You saw my living room, right? I could get you guys something to eat, if you guys...uh...eat. That would be kind of freaky cool, seeing the fork lift itself up and the food disappear into thin air. Heheh heh...
"...Uhh, but yeah, if you guys aren't starving we could go check on my pal real quick."

well, we were being weirded out because what you look like here and what you look like in the mirror are different. in real world you have a sorta REALLY wide face and stick arms and fingers. while in mirror you look normal.

>>346034
Say hi to roomie

I wanna see if we can eat, that'd be freaky cool.

Let's go see your roomate. Maybe they can hear us too or something?

>>346034

I'd buy the shit out of that shampoo.

Dude try putting some Dorito's in a bowl and we'll see if we can eat them. Mmmmm yeah gonna get our snack on.

>>346034
Let's go do all of that in succession. Grab snacks, grab roommate, enjoy TV time!

Making fun of people with wide mouths isn't cool. :(

So, not to be a downer or anything but how are we going to pay for this apartment? I mean, any cash we've got is going to be invisible, so how is the land lord gonna know it's legit?

Uh... shit. Maybe we can, like, write a check or something. Either way, I CALL FIRST DIBS ON ROOMS

Cisqur 2011/09/07(Wed)19:40 No. 346453 ID: 2ec2cd
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>>346236
"Yeah, that's gonna be a problem if you guys can't actually cough up some actual money, or like, a card or a check or something. Are you sure you guys actually need a room, though? 'Cause far as I know you guys aren't actually physical...uhh, things. You don't leave footprints or need to use doors, as far as I've seen. I bet you're ghosts but you don't wanna admit it."
>>346037
"Sometimes I hear 'Hey, Manny, why the long face?'--like, y'know, as a joke--but I haven't really heard 'wide'. I know my arms are kinda wimpy, but my legs are just as bad. Maybe it's you guys' eyes that need to be checked? Just sayin'."
>>346045
"...So, like, you guys don't /know/ if you can eat? Does that mean you guys actually aren't hungry? I'm sorry, I just don't wanna waste food, mostly 'cause I gotta go grocery shopping soon. What are Doritos?"
>>346040
"Whatevs, I guess I'll introduce you guys to my bud first. Then later you guys can eat something if you reeeaaallly want."

Cisqur 2011/09/07(Wed)19:40 No. 346454 ID: 2ec2cd
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"Heyyyyy...heyyyy, man, how're y--"

Cisqur 2011/09/07(Wed)19:41 No. 346455 ID: 2ec2cd
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"--Oh. ...Whoops. Asleep already. It /is/ gettin' kinda late, I guess..."

>>346455
It would've been kindof awkward to stand there in nothing but a towel talking to them anyway.

Put on some cloooothes!

and for the food thing. just make a snack, like a poptart or something. if we can't eat it then you can.

>>346453
>What are Doritos?

...
Your world is a dark place, Manny. On the other hand I think we could probably pay rent by telling you how to make a snack that everyone will kill their own uncle to get to.

>>346453

Doritos are awesomely healthy, visually appealing and useful for many things. Have a bath in them, and you will smell amazing.

No, I am actually suggesting that you follow up your shower with a bath in Doritos, Manny. That is what would be a perfect course of action right now.

Let's just see what they have at the store.

NO WE ARE NOT GHOSTS SHUT UP

Cisqur 2011/09/08(Thu)19:00 No. 346720 ID: 4415dd
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>>346529
"It's okay if you're a ghost, I'm not judging or anything."
>>346483
>>346514
"...You sure? You never told me what they are, though. How about I just...give you guys a box of cereal? Cereal's the most awesome snack."
>>346470
"Yeah, yeah...I will in a bit. My hair's gonna get everything soaked otherwise. Plus I wanna see what's on TV first, 'cause if I find out I missed a good show, that would really suck. If there isn't anything good on I'll get some clothes, for real."

Cisqur 2011/09/08(Thu)19:00 No. 346721 ID: 4415dd
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"Whuf. Okay, here's the cereal. Go for it.
"...Uhh...by the way, you guys wouldn't happen to know where the remote is, would you? I think I lost it."

under the couch cushion.
okay let's see if we can do this.
*grab box* HRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRG

Suggestion 2011/09/08(Thu)19:20 No. 346723 ID: 9c538a
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maybe

Suggestion 2011/09/08(Thu)19:20 No. 346724 ID: 9c538a
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I could just...

Suggestion 2011/09/08(Thu)19:21 No. 346725 ID: 9c538a
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OH GOD WHAT JUST HAPPENED

What's under the couch cushion? get that for us it's important.

>>346721
[grabban cereal]

Also I must compliment your choice of apparel. It is quite fetching.

Have a bath in cereal.

The remote is the prize at the bottom of the cereal box. You have to eat all the cereal first though or it's cheating.

Holy shit that is the coolest looking cereal I have ever seen. That would definitely get me out of bed in the morning.
What's it say on the box? I bet it's something like: "COMMANDER GODDAMN LIGHTNING. GET YOUR MUNCH ON ASSHOLE".
That might just make up for your lack of Doritos.

Whatever you do, don't pick your nose, Manny!

Buy twenty boxes of commander lighting and bathe in it while you pick your nose! Do it!

Cisqur!/eV.HHAAII 2011/09/09(Fri)23:10 No. 347175 ID: afde7a
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"...Uhhhh...wh..."

Cisqur!/eV.HHAAII 2011/09/09(Fri)23:11 No. 347176 ID: afde7a
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"...Whoa. I just felt REALLY weird, you guys. What're you doing?!"

Cisqur!/eV.HHAAII 2011/09/09(Fri)23:14 No. 347178 ID: afde7a
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>>346726
>>346726
"...Oh! Whooaa, that's great! You guys are awesome, thanks!"
>>346735
"But...this kind of cereal usually doesn't give a prize... How do you know? Are you sure?"
>>346742
>>346750
"It's my favorite cereal! Sometimes I write the company letters telling them how rad their cereal is and they send me free stuff, like more cereal. Isn't that awesome?"
>346742
"Dude…the other guy's saying I should. I'm way confused.
"...Gonna be safe and not do it.
"Anyway, lessee what's on."

TV!/eV.HHAAII 2011/09/09(Fri)23:15 No. 347179 ID: afde7a
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--are strongly advised to stay inside. If there are young children or elderly individuals present, please take special care. Persons are to not proceed outside until your building's evacuation leader initiates the alarm in your place of residence and direc--

Cisqur!/eV.HHAAII 2011/09/09(Fri)23:17 No. 347181 ID: afde7a
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"...Man, what? This isn't the news station! …I think. What's goin' on?
"Well, whatever, I bet it'll be back to normal in the morning. You guys don't mind, right? It would be pretty cool if you were still here when I wake up, though. You don't have to, but...uh...my house is your house, so...go ahead...if you want anything......"

Cisqur!/eV.HHAAII 2011/09/09(Fri)23:17 No. 347182 ID: afde7a
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"......Zzzzzzzzzz..."

Cisqur 2011/09/09(Fri)23:18 No. 347184 ID: afde7a
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ALL of my thanks to Ashe, who helped an unimaginable amount and was always very nice and is awesome and coolio in general.

GOOD SHOW OLD BEAN. I look forward to the next thing.

Hahah he fell asleep on the couch wearing nothing but a towel. Classy, Manny. Classy.

[burn down house]

>>347198
8I
[rebuild house]

[Put Steve Shirt on him while he sleeps]