Character Creation Indigo 2011/03/31(Thu)08:42 No. 292152 ID: f7aa74
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Your character is a Krobin Fabu, you are currently almost naked, please put clothes on you brown sonovabitch

>what should this character wear? use picture as template
>_

GREEN 2011/03/31(Thu)08:48 No. 292153 ID: 2044df
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>>292152

This dashing shirt of course.

>>292153
This, always this.

>>292153
Stylish, practical, AND traditional. We have a winner.

>>292155
Voting for this, just because

Suggestion 2011/03/31(Thu)12:54 No. 292227 ID: 1854db
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Tunnel snakes rule.

FlynnMerk 2011/03/31(Thu)13:16 No. 292236 ID: 6fdb61
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Your name is killer.

always has been... always will be...

>>292153
You know what; for a racing driver, it kind of works. Perhaps add a white helmet.

Suggestion 2011/03/31(Thu)15:54 No. 292274 ID: a41aaf
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>>292227
The end of the Pompadour must never be seen on-screen.

>>292274
Seconded.

>>292274
Yes

>>292274
Extremely this.

>>292274
Hahahaha yeah sure okay!

>>292274
This is the only way.

Suggestion 2011/03/31(Thu)20:12 No. 292408 ID: d43062
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>>292274
Tiny version included

>>292153
>>292408
COMBINE THEM! Shorts for comfort, the shirt for style, the jacket for coolness, and the pompadour to turn it into something transcendent!

>>292408
This with Steve jacket.
TUNNEL STEVES RULE.

Suggestion 2011/03/31(Thu)20:40 No. 292423 ID: d43062
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>>292422

>>292423
If I wore panties they would be moist.

>>292423
yes, perfect. is is a combination of everything perfect to be double perfect.

>>292423
This cannot fail!

Character Finalization Indigo 2011/04/01(Fri)08:26 No. 292528 ID: f7aa74
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yes, now equipped with the right gear, no one can beat the groovy smooth power of your pompodaur.

all hail the king, baby

FUCK...YES.

Rules 1 Indigo 2011/04/01(Fri)08:39 No. 292530 ID: f7aa74
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Hey there, so your lot # 18… holy hair. Never mind then, I’m the ovnianam, pretty much the card collector and adjudicator of drivable machines. I came over here to get you smart about the situation your in, so as to get complete and agreeable obedience from you and ensure great quality entertainment from you.

You, for whatever reason, are detained here in the garage. How you ended up here doesn’t matter to me AT ALL, so don’t bother sharing. This garage belongs to a big corporation which takes convicted felons of the most extreme and pits them in a Grande royal annihilation race. The key to the race is to make it to the finish line without dying, but the viewers (who watch at home on their computers or televisions) are looking for skilled drivers to compete for the first three positions over the finish line. Now I won’t explain the details of racing other then kill or be killed and make it to the finish line.

Rules 2 Indigo 2011/04/01(Fri)08:40 No. 292532 ID: f7aa74
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The next part I have to tell you is about your vehicle, maintenance of said vehicle, personalizing the vehicle, personalizing YOURSELF, and the card/ currency system.
The vehicle you race with can be customized to any way of your liking, any vehicle you choose has a limited amount of customizations that it can take apart from stock, and all vehicles can be upgraded to take more customizations if you buy upgrade mods with our currency.

Vehicle maintenance will be upheld by your lot mechanic, which you will pick randomly here in a moment, and he (or she if that happens) will maintain and install your vehicle upgrades and customization mods. Be highly careful around the garage area when certain racers are around, some have a tendency of killing your mechanic if you don’t watch yourself… there’s one that comes to mind that will even murder racers outside of a race, so don’t cause any trouble here.

Rules 3 Indigo 2011/04/01(Fri)08:43 No. 292535 ID: f7aa74
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Now personalizing yourself, you and your vehicle get a racer tag, which means this is the identity that is broadcast on the board and is your official name here in the race. I will let you register yourself in a minute after I get the paperwork, but remember… THE NAMES THAT YOU PUT DOWN WILL BE SET IN STONE so don’t be stupid about it. You and your vehicles look can be anything that you like, but at least keep a theme to match your name, the audience likes it when they can recognize a character by theme.

Rules 4 Indigo 2011/04/01(Fri)08:45 No. 292536 ID: f7aa74
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Finally about the currency… this is a stupid way we do things, but you have to play along to get ahead here. Our currency is based off of some trading card system that is generated through rarity. You win races and collect cards based on how well you race, these cards can be used to buy either food or clothes in the garage shops or they can be traded into me to collect card related equipment to modify and customize your vehicle. I’ll try to give you an example of how this works, our trading cards are called /QUEST/ , so all the cards are based off something or another and they have characters on them. A common character to collect is Dompag, if you were to go grab a bite to eat you’d have to pay multiple Dompag cards to grab… say a sandwich. Now, say you were needing a new item to slap on your shitty ride, then you can trade your dompag to me for D.I.K.
It’s an acronym for dynamic incendiary kannon so don’t give me that shitty look. Anyway, it’s a terrible weapon and I would have to say good luck to you after I got it for you. Moving on now, Dompag is a common card that you can collect from pretty much anyone, but there are different rarity of cards that will be considered higher on the monetary scale, so keep this in mind as well… it should say the rarity next to the name when you get one. The list of rarity is this, Useless, Common, Uncommon, Rare, Crazy rare, and Extinct.

In the beginning we had the same amount of copies made for all of the cards, and the theory was that after you traded them in they would go back into circulation. Sadly that’s not what happened, turns out that some cards when traded in related to a piece of equipment that was so intensely powerful or crazy that some racers ripped the cards up so as to not let it circulate and fall into other racers hands. One card I can think of is the Beardbeard card, if anyone traded it in they would get the DORFGODENJIN. The DORFGODENJIN was so ridiculously crazy that it would tear apart full blown chunks from the track in order to teleport full bounds ahead of the competition.

@update Indigo 2011/04/01(Fri)08:49 No. 292537 ID: f7aa74
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Alrighty, I’m done talking… now we need you to choose a card sitting on the workbench in your lot and bring it to me. The card you choose will help me figure which of our slave folks is going to be your mechanic. Now go in there and pick one already… jeez.

@update Indigo 2011/04/01(Fri)08:54 No. 292538 ID: f7aa74
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welp, at least the floor is clean

so what now?
>you can now take your character around the facility, simple commands such as 'check bench' or 'go to lot 25' will be how we guide our character, alright so begin

>_

>>292538
Go check out those cards there.

@update Indigo 2011/04/01(Fri)09:07 No. 292543 ID: f7aa74
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>>292542

oh look, its some cards that mister short pink guy said was here... now lets see what we got here...

Card select Indigo 2011/04/01(Fri)09:08 No. 292544 ID: f7aa74
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hmmm, this is what i got guys
tiak-uncommon
Garret-rare
Apathy-uncommon

uhhhh.... hmmmm.... apathy.

>>292544
Grabban' Garret. He oughta give us a good weapon.

Actually, didn't he also say cards are currency? Hell, take em all before someone wanders through here and steals your hard-earned cards just because they were out in the open!

Take all three it is the only real answer.

Apathy. We can't pick all three.

Take all three, there is no reason not to.

His mechanical prowess would at most just revolve around things such as piston dynamics and stroke cycles anyway, judging from his other appearances.

>>292544
You're going to be in fights to the death. So Apathy is the one you want.

Take all three. Fuck the police.

garret is also powered by yog-sothoth. not changing my vote, just saying.

>>292572
I agree with this.

Character Naming Indigo 2011/04/02(Sat)08:17 No. 293115 ID: f7aa74
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so i took all three cards and i'm now showing this dude the garret one

"alright, your mechanic will be here shortly... now obviusly we don't have garret redwing here, but we do have some folks from the same planet as him, so that's why i let you choose randomly.

Now its time for the naming process, like i said earlier this one will be what everyone calls you from now on, so take this time to think it over....

alright, done waiting, what's your name?"

>in this world our naming system is different. examples of names we could use would be 'jazz, blue, muscle, or brick' the only rule with names is that it has to be a word that's already in use to name something else.
>alright, lets name him
>_

>>293115
Pompadour, of course.

Franklin D Pompadour.

>>293155
No greater name comes to mind. So this.

And the D. could stand for dynomite or dinosaur or something to that effect.

>>293188

Dynamic

>>293155
Best name ever forever.

We are named Franklin D. Pompadour 2011/04/04(Mon)09:10 No. 293774 ID: f7aa74
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This is a new day, one that is righteous and totally wicked, today you have been christened-

AS FRANKLIN DYNAMIC POMPADOUR

let no one get in the way of your wicked doo

Free Roam Time Franklin D. Pompadour 2011/04/04(Mon)09:14 No. 293775 ID: f7aa74
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[ovnianam] alright, frank, lets continue. from this point on you can roam around the garage, there isn't much to see because we only have 6 drivers at the moment.
Lot 27 and 30 are the only non-vacant ones, you'll meet those racers soon enought.

TALK TO DEER

Free Roam Time 2 Franklin D. Pompadour 2011/04/04(Mon)09:19 No. 293778 ID: f7aa74
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[ovnianam] also, you can give me cards you have collected too, just find me around here, i'll probably be standing by lot 1.
Lots 5, 11, and 13 are used here, and lot 1 is basically my lot- i use that lot for the stores and deli... so any time you need something, like food or clothes, just stop in and say high to buzz

alright, your mechanic will be waiting when you get done here...

oh yeah, one last thing, we won't start racing until week after next, i'm waiting for the last shipment of convicts before we start initiation.

the rest is up to you then brownie-i mean frank, so roam all you like.

rolled 10 = 10

---

Uhhhh let's take this random lot.

talk to the other Racers, get to know your opponents

Why is tiny deer grey?

She should be brown.

If the nevrean is supposed to be Hatch, Hatch is brown as well and has no tits.

>>293793
They could just be look-alikes for all we know, though (unless it has been stated otherwise?)

They probably just look like they do in the quest.

Lot 10 shall be the lot from which the seeds of your victories shall sprout.

Meeting the neighbors1 Franklin D. Pompadour 2011/04/05(Tue)09:51 No. 294079 ID: f7aa74
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Yeah, that's right, i'll take this lot
looks like most of the other folks personalize theirs, maybe i should put something on mine?

i dunno... maybe a little... pompodaur on the 10 or somet-
"Can i help you wid something, bro?"

Franklin D. Pompadour 2011/04/05(Tue)10:05 No. 294080 ID: f7aa74
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[Cloak] my apologies, just admiring the extrusion from your head. I see you will be dwelling next to my quarters, then i believe i should introduce myself. My name is cloak, i've been here for 3 years so far and i'm serving 8 life sentences. I'm a black magic mechanica gargoyle, and i dabble in minor small engines.

i notice that your features are simple and your skin is brown, so i assume your a krobin. Then that means we are from the same planet (san-rose). I was built and empowered by swamp witchdoctors over in the cajun republic, in a little bayou town known as marlouise.

i believe that is enough of myself to speak of, now i desire to know more about you.

Franklin D. Pompadour 2011/04/05(Tue)10:26 No. 294084 ID: f7aa74
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holy words, didn't expect you to talk so much...

um, yeah, i'm from san-rose... place called laksin...

um, only serving one life sentence for saving my family from a homicidal maniac... who also had diplomatic immunity

my family consists of my pops, me, and my little sister mitchi...

um... my favorite food is __________ and i can't get enough of it...

>Frank is having trouble replying, help him out
>_

>>294084
Lets take something weird that they would never expect. Crayfish and pickled fish alongside with cheese pie!

>>294084
Pierogies. Alternatively, indian rice, or spaghetti.

Shrimp porridge?

>>294084
Souls, obviously.

Meatloaf.

>>294091
Pierogi. Mmmm.

 

I think we all know the correct answer.

Clearly the answer is hair tonic. Why else would his hair be so big?

>>294202
This. It all makes sense now.

Buzz 2011/04/06(Wed)08:28 No. 294356 ID: f7aa74
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woah woah woah, so i have to start stocking hair tonic as food? that's really silly

Buzz 2011/04/06(Wed)08:33 No. 294357 ID: f7aa74
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oh, sorry, i guess i kinda stole your attention

hiya, my name is buzz. i've been using my magic crystal ball to listen to you guys and so far you are a riot

i'm the shopkeeper and food guy, i also know lots about the racers so don't be afraid to ask.

Almost forgot... when you guys get done doing whatever your doing now, can you have frank grab his mechanic and stop by lot 1, i've got a favor to ask him

Franklin D. Pompadour 2011/04/06(Wed)08:37 No. 294358 ID: f7aa74
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[cloak] ... hair tonic....

[frank] yes hair tonic, in pierogis even... with shrimp soul spaghetti...

[cloak] ... i see... i must say that all sounds... inedible, the krobin are a strange sort

>>294358
Hey, listen! If you're done standing around chatting with your mechanic then you should head to lot one. There is bound to be something interesting at that place.

Franklin D. Pompadour 2011/04/07(Thu)08:25 No. 294694 ID: f7aa74
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[frank] so, hey, are you my mechanic?

[cloak] WHAT, ME!? I am so far higher on the tier of importance than a mechanic that i laugh at your statement. HAHAHAHAHAHA. No, my confused neighbor, i am not a mechanic, i'm another racer. If you haven't found your mechanic as of yet, then there must be some sort of predicament.

>>294694
Oh, so he's the competition. Have to find some way to sabotage for him then later. But before that we should probably pick up a mechanic in lot 1 or something.

Franklin D. Pompadour 2011/04/07(Thu)08:39 No. 294696 ID: f7aa74
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[ovnianam] FRAAAAAAAAAANK, YOUR GIVING ME SHIT THIS EARLY IN THE GAME!?

[cloak] oh look, this must be that predicament

[frank] what, whats the matter

[ovnianam] your the matter, frank, i already gave you a lot and you decided to up and take this one? you know what, i don't even care if you take lot 10, but what i DO care about is your mechanic bothering me when i'm in the middle of someting. 'i can't find my driver' is what i have to deal with once every 5 convicts, now i'm gonna tell you just once not to do it again. GOT IT!?

Brown Thing x Rabbit Mechanic shipping.

>>294696
Looks like the mechanic problem is solved. Lets get introduced and see what the rabbit can do. Hopefully something involving bombs.

Mechanic 2011/04/07(Thu)09:13 No. 294704 ID: f7aa74
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oh uh... sorry... i'm your mechanic.

i guess they picked me, cus all the other rabbit girls don't have mechanical experience.

i know a little bit about cars, but i'm more of a computer nerd... so hopefully i'll be some help...
i really am glad they picked me, cus you know...
i was one of the... um... you know...

mumble mumble harem girls mumble mumble

ask more about Harem girls

raise one eyebrow to maximum.

>>294709
Yes. Set eyebrow raising at maximum.

>>294704
Ok, so she should be able to hack navigational systems on the other cars or something. Ask if you get to have more than one mechanic, because we might need someone else as well.

>>294710
Yes, but it has to be only one eyebrow or the effect is ruined.

>>294704
This is the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Good thing: We don't need to pick a name.
Bad thing: Lets hope FDP handles her topping him better than Garret did.
Ugly thing: We'll probably need to customize our car so she'll have a seat there, since when we start winning some idiot is going to try to kill her incompetent but delightful ass as soon as she leaves our sight.

>>294716
That's why we need more mechanics. And you don't bring a mechanic out on the track. That's what the navigators are for. Don't worry though, they're mainly hot chicks.

>>294724
he is saying put her in there so that she doesn't get shanked when we aren't right there watching her.

>>294725
More mechanics means someone could guard her. And it's probably more dangerous out on the track. Shit is fucking crazy out there. Shots being fired and cars crashing and people dying by the loads.

Meanwhile in the depths of Franks head Indigo 2011/04/07(Thu)11:43 No. 294734 ID: 1f2692
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[frobother]"HAREM!? funky team, we've got an emergency!"

Indigo 2011/04/07(Thu)11:44 No. 294735 ID: 1f2692
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[frobrother] it seems that someone has peaked franks interest, we need to raise one eyebrow before his mind explodes.

in order to do that-


WE NEED TO TURN THAT KNOB!!!!!

Indigo 2011/04/07(Thu)11:46 No. 294736 ID: 1f2692
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[mulletbrother] Turn the knob?
turn it how far... TURN IT HOW FAR!?

>>294736
Turn it to 111%!
BEYOND MAXIMUM!

turn it as far as it fucking can.

Oh god don't turn it too much, you'll overheat it and his eyebrow will blow up! You're going to kill us all!

75% should be suffiecent!

>>294736
you have to turn it

FLIP WISE

>>294736
TURN IT 360 DEGREES AND MOONWALK AWAY! GET THAT SMIRK GOING!
SHOUTING SO YOU CAN HEAR ME OVER HOW AWESOME YOU ARE!

>>294736
As fucking far as it will go!

Indigo 2011/04/08(Fri)10:58 No. 295038 ID: f7aa74
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Turn it...

ALL THE WAY!

Indigo 2011/04/08(Fri)11:16 No. 295044 ID: f7aa74
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*shooooooooooom*

Indigo 2011/04/08(Fri)11:16 No. 295045 ID: f7aa74
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[dourbrother] ... it's beautiful

Franklin D. Pompadour 2011/04/08(Fri)11:39 No. 295056 ID: f7aa74
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[frank] so... tell me more about this 'harem'

[mechanic] w-well, its a room full of girls... and um... we sit around until someone gets first place... and... and then mr. blue takes four of us to the winner person... the winner person ch-chooses one out of the four... and then... um....

mumble mumble mumble mumble

... after that we go back to the harem room... yeah

a-anything else?

"you're honest, i like that. think we'll get along just fine." now take her over to lot one, a giant bee guy wants to talk to you.

>>295057
A giant, utterly adorable bee guy, no less.

>>295056
Aww, how cute. I bet that insecurity is just an act. Show her the working space and tell her to get familiarised with it while you go check out lot 1.

>>295097
the bee said "Almost forgot... when you guys get done doing whatever your doing now, can you have frank grab his mechanic and stop by lot 1, i've got a favor to ask him"
so she should probably come along.

>>295098
Oh, right. Stupid distracting rabbit.

Franklin D. Pompadour 2011/04/09(Sat)10:01 No. 295226 ID: f7aa74
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[frank]you're honest, i like that. think we'll get along just fine. lets go grab a bite to eat, i'm hungry

[mechanic] a-alright

>>295226

Let's go to Lot 1 already.

Franklin D. Pompadour 2011/04/09(Sat)10:41 No. 295236 ID: f7aa74
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[sorry, haven't prefabbed buzz and his lot, took some time]

[frank] holy color

[mechanic] wow, cute

[buzz] ... holy hair, it's longer than i thought

yeah man, can see how a diet of hair tonic can effect someone.

Bunny rabbit likes it, time to not like it:

"yeah, whatever." Sit down at the nearest table, order up some Tonic and Carrots.

yes it's definitly time to act like your massive hair is no big deal

Your drink of choice is gin and tonic, right?

>>295236
Ask for some food for you and bunny babe.

>>295252
Probably gin and hairtonic.

Franklin D. Pompadour 2011/04/10(Sun)11:20 No. 295469 ID: f7aa74
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[frank] yeah whatever, bring me some gin and hair tonic... and get the bunny babe some carrots while your at it...

you know what, i change my mind, bring me a better chair first, i feel like a goddamn midgit

Buzz 2011/04/10(Sun)11:36 No. 295471 ID: f7aa74
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[buzz] i'd like to bring you a better chair... but i only have a ton of these goofy pot-stools.

Blue, who is the ovnianam, gave me these things when i asked for bar stools.
Since your sitting in one, you know how terrible they are.

can you do me a little favor? I need you to take one of these and set it on the ovnianams head... like a little hat.

And tell him that buzz needs better chairs, if you do this i'll give you something neat.

>>295471
Sounds easy enough. Tell him it had better be really fucking neat.

Bunnygirl 2011/04/10(Sun)11:42 No. 295475 ID: f7aa74
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[mechanic] what about me, can i help with something buzz?

Indigo 2011/04/10(Sun)11:56 No. 295477 ID: f7aa74
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[buzz] oh hey, i remember you, your cherry from the harem... yeah, i do have something, you can help put my computer together.

[mechanic]yay, you actually remember me, i'd love to help

>>295477

haha, i think we can trust buzz. take the thing and let's go hat someone.

>thisleadstosomething.png

hrmm... point. remind buzz that she is your mechanic now.

Franklin D. Pompadour 2011/04/11(Mon)11:42 No. 295661 ID: f7aa74
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um... yeah, sure dude, but it had better be damn neat, like uber flipping groovy neat.

for some damn reason, i'm a just a little parandoid of you buzz, so no funny business cus i'll be back

Franklin D. Pompadour 2011/04/11(Mon)11:57 No. 295662 ID: f7aa74
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alrighty, welp lets wander around then

>free roam, pick location
>_

oh hey, a sergal. ask him what's up. compliment him on his groovy decorating.

rolled 13 = 13

---

wander around, see if HIM comes up to talk to you on his own.

yes this guy seems like a pretty rad dude, make friends

>>295665
[HAHAAH OMG, you actually rolled sergal door anyway]

Just walk past HIM and see if he approaches you. We need to find the whatchamacallit and tell him about our inadequate bottom supporting devices.

>>295662
Go chat up the fuzzy dude and ask where the dude in need of a new hat is.

Franklin D. Pompadour 2011/04/12(Tue)08:21 No. 296026 ID: f7aa74
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[him] pinkskins over by the other lots...

don't distract me, i'm contemplating whether to pee on this guys inferior artwork.

Does it belong to Cloak? Because it looks suspiciously like a synx.

>>296026
Peeing on other people's things is something that you shouldn't contemplate. You should just do it reflexively.

Oh my god, the head sequence, this quest is great, indigo.

Just walk on by, Frank. No need to get involved.

Franklin D. Pompadour 2011/04/13(Wed)09:09 No. 296283 ID: f7aa74
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welp, i just walked by him... i don't want to get in no messed up trouble over wall graffitti.

>where to now
>_

oh hey, it's your target. sneak up behind him and hat-i-fy him.

27 looks like a happy place. Let's visit. Also, dude is hitting on your sex mechanic, beat him up.

Hat the fuck out of blue. Teach him a lesson for giving us crappy chairs.

>>296283
Go chat up that Tiny Deer.

>>296367
this

>>296283
Target has been located. Time to put the plan into action. Go hat the fuck out of that guy!

Franklin D. Pompadour 2011/04/14(Thu)10:28 No. 296688 ID: f7aa74
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[ovnianam] why frank, i did not know you had a sense of humor. So tell me, DOES MY GUN LOOK FUNNY TO YOU?

>frank is in trouble, what should we do?
>_

Actually yeah, it's all bent and dented. There's no way that barrel is straight and the Muzzle is fucked. I'm fairly certain if you tried to shoot anyone with that you're more likely to hurt yourself than anyone else.
I'm picking on your drawing style, don't I'm just joking around.

>>296688
The gun should be the least of your worries... look at your goddamn hair, mang!

OH MY GOD, WHOOPS!!!!!

sorry guys

Indigo 2011/04/14(Thu)10:52 No. 296693 ID: f7aa74
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>>296688
so this is the consequence of
<<
and i'm totally spacing out today guys, sorry

OH NO THE QUEST IS TARNISHED IT'S RUINED FOREVER report the post and have a mod delete it

Indigo 2011/04/14(Thu)11:07 No. 296696 ID: f7aa74
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>>296694

Like hell am i letting my Flagship Die so un-ceremoniusly.

Knock the gun away with your hair.

>>296688
No need to provoke him further. Apologize, and do what we really came here to do.

>>296688
"Buzz says he needs better chairs.
Also, you haven't even taken the safety off, rookie."

check hair for guns of your own

>>296688
Hairbutt the gun away.

I doubt he actually wants to do more than tell you not to mess with him. Provoking him further by trying to fight or resist could get you shot.

"Okay, didn't realize you would take offence. Sorry about that then."

Indigo 2011/04/26(Tue)08:38 No. 299357 ID: f7aa74
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i actually have no idea how to continue this event, so i'll have to deal with it politically.

vote time, either

A.
>>296983

or
B.
>>296733
>>296698

B, more funk potential

>>299360
This.

You hear us in there, funky team? You better play some kickass theme music and turn the funky up to eleven, cause shit is about to go down.

You are going to have to deal with this man for the rest of your sentence, so I think an apology might be in order. Tell him that Buzz told you to do it, etc.

A. Like >>299369 said, Franklin'll have to deal with him later on.

B. Because you are the funkiest individual around.


And he needs to know it.

>>299357
B. Because it's funky time.

Meanwhile inside the vast lands of Frank's head Indigo 2011/04/27(Wed)11:19 No. 299626 ID: f7aa74
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[dourbrother] ...

*memory voice*
"Father, where is mother and sister?"
>"They have been taken, taken by the Evil Attitude... it may be too late."

Indigo 2011/04/27(Wed)11:29 No. 299629 ID: f7aa74
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"TAKEN, Didn't you try to stop this Evil Attitude?"
>"I had tried, my son, but he was much too strong..."
"Then I will stop him!!!"
>" SON WAIT, you cannot stop such a strong foe unless you were the chosen Hair Warrior!"

Indigo 2011/04/27(Wed)11:41 No. 299633 ID: f7aa74
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"Then how, how do i become the Chosen Hair Warrior?"
>"... The first sign of being The Chosen Hair Warrior is the total agreement of your inner voices. Those Inner Spirits must declare you to be the one... If they do not say you are the one, then you are not the chosen."
"So all of the spirits must say i'm the Chosen one? Fine, INNER SPIRITS, IF YOU CAN HEAR ME, I MUST KNOW IF I AM THE CHOSEN ONE... my family needs me."

>Response?
>_

Hmmm... yeah. Yep.

totally dude, you are the most chosen one ever.

yes you are the CHOSEN ONE!

Do we even have to say it?
yes.
Release the pompadour

>>299633
"Chosen?" Bullshit. The only choice is how badly you want to save them. And that choice is yours.

Better question: Who cares? Screw the rules, a real Chosen One makes the rules. But for the record, yes.

Now go kick ass.

Suggestion 2011/04/27(Wed)13:45 No. 299668 ID: 6930ef
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>>299633
YEAH BOYEEEEE

>>299633
Fuck yeah you are. Nobody shall have a funkier hairdo than you my man. Now go out there and teach them the ways of the funk and the fist.

You have the powah! Your hair is not to be touched, period. Not by hand, not by claw, not by scissors, not by electromagnet, not by nuclear blast, and definitely not by some jive-ass-turkey so full of fail he'd call himself ovnianam. I mean come on!

Indigo 2011/04/28(Thu)11:08 No. 299871 ID: f7aa74
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... i don't even understand half the things your talking about.

Indigo 2011/04/28(Thu)11:09 No. 299872 ID: f7aa74
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"groovy?"... "AAAAHHH, MY HAIR!! What's going on!?"

I'm gonna guess it's about to get REALLY HUGE.

Your hair is the hair that will pierce the heavens?

It looks like hair did not beat bullet. We're going to have to manage with a manageable pompadour now, help us god.

>>299872
Take it easy son. It's just taking the shape of the chosen one.

THE GROOVIEST HAIR

THE HAIR WHICH WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!

Indigo 2011/04/29(Fri)08:43 No. 300138 ID: f7aa74
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Ah, what's going on, what's happening!?

Indigo 2011/04/29(Fri)08:44 No. 300139 ID: f7aa74
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W-what, why do i feel so different?

check the hair



..
CHECK THE HAAAAAAAAAIR

>>300139
Give me a head with hair, long beautiful hair
Shining, gleaming, streaming, flaxen, waxen
Give me down to there, hair, shoulder length or longer
Here baby, there, momma, everywhere, daddy, daddy

Yea, check that shit. Then remember you're in the middle of a flashback while somebody has a gun to your head, and whip-out your chosen one powers to disarm the situation.

>>300139
It's the power of the funk. You have it in you now.

Indigo 2011/04/30(Sat)11:01 No. 300430 ID: f7aa74
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[Hayashida] Wait wait wait, i'm confused here man... Is this frank or that little dude that lives in his head?

[Kamiyama] You mean pompodour brother, yes, it is pompodour brother and not frank.

Kamiyama 2011/04/30(Sat)11:06 No. 300431 ID: f7aa74
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Pompodour brother is on an epic quest of his own, one which drives him through the magical time known as 'coming of age.'

Kamiyama 2011/04/30(Sat)11:14 No. 300432 ID: f7aa74
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Alright, i see... Maybe we should take a break before i continue my story. How about we head out for ice-

Kamiyama 2011/04/30(Sat)11:15 No. 300433 ID: f7aa74
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-cream... they must not have liked my plot.

Well Kamiyama, I happen to like your plot, especially the guy with the big hair. Maybe next time we shouldn't do an ass-pull on crazy hair powers with no foreshadowing: No matter how awesome they are the suits probably just don't get it and the suits determine what gets made eh?
Tighten that shit up and let's pitch it to the next studio.

Trial Version End Indigo 2011/05/01(Sun)11:25 No. 300625 ID: f7aa74
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Alrighty, i would like to say it went well, but we didn't do any racing... So i'll start that in the next installment, if permitting.

alright, so survey... how was it?

Rate How funny you thought it was, between 1 and 5
Rate how much you enjoyed being a part of this quest, between 1 and 10
And i need to know if i should keep going with this one.
Also, add any opinions about this quest that you may consider improving the quality or humor.

Funny... let's go with 4 out of 5. General enjoyment I'd say 6 out of 10, as it kindof went nowhere as you said.

Improvements: You could have tightened up the flow of the quest; maybe restricted where we could go and do next... Also while the infinitely long pompadour is hilarious, having the camera a bit closer to him would make it a bit less completely ridiculous. Make it have an unknown but very large size, rather than an obviously impossible length.

Also, giving the main character a little more of a personality of his own would've been nice. That's more of a personal taste of mine though.

Folk, please keep this in /questdis/

>>300633

wait wait wait, i don't have a discussion up for this quest... didn't think it was worth it. Can't i at least collect replies in here until i submit it for archive?

I liked the quest, and I thought the main character had plenty of personality, especially with the scenes inside his head. Also, I like your absurdist humor.

As for improvements... I'd agree about restricting our options a bit. The best would be to make it look like we have lots of choices when we really don't, but that can be tricky to pull off. Keep it moving in the direction it's going, though! I like it.

in my opinion this is by far your funniest and best quest
the inside the head stuff really cracked me up

I am a strong supporter of you continuing this quest

>>300625
4
8
Y

The end of the hair must never be seen. This has a significant practical advantage, since that way we'll always be able to instantly see where he is in a picture even when it's horribly chaotic. He can even appear in a zoomed-out shot of a massive crowd without requiring a halo, dead zone, or other tricks to make him stand out.

It did have a bit of a meandering feel to it. And I actually liked the impossibly long pompadour, so I guess tastes differ there.

I'd say humor 4 out of 5 (this is a really good rating, few things amuse me this much), and 7 out of 10 overall.

4
7
Y

Maybe get the quest on rails a bit more so we can actually start the races and such.

5
9
Yes.

Also, the pompadour must remain lolhueg. Otherwise he wouldn't be Franklin Dynamic Pompadour D:

>>300625
5
8
Hell yeah.

TL:DR Indigo 2011/05/02(Mon)08:14 No. 300947 ID: f7aa74
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yep, thx guys, ready to submit

1000/5
10/10
Yesyesyes