I doubt he actually wants to do more than tell you not to mess with him. Provoking him further by trying to fight or resist could get you shot.

"Okay, didn't realize you would take offence. Sorry about that then."

Indigo 2011/04/26(Tue)08:38 No. 299357 ID: f7aa74
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i actually have no idea how to continue this event, so i'll have to deal with it politically.

vote time, either

A.
>>296983

or
B.
>>296733
>>296698

B, more funk potential

>>299360
This.

You hear us in there, funky team? You better play some kickass theme music and turn the funky up to eleven, cause shit is about to go down.

You are going to have to deal with this man for the rest of your sentence, so I think an apology might be in order. Tell him that Buzz told you to do it, etc.

A. Like >>299369 said, Franklin'll have to deal with him later on.

B. Because you are the funkiest individual around.


And he needs to know it.

>>299357
B. Because it's funky time.

Meanwhile inside the vast lands of Frank's head Indigo 2011/04/27(Wed)11:19 No. 299626 ID: f7aa74
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[dourbrother] ...

*memory voice*
"Father, where is mother and sister?"
>"They have been taken, taken by the Evil Attitude... it may be too late."

Indigo 2011/04/27(Wed)11:29 No. 299629 ID: f7aa74
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"TAKEN, Didn't you try to stop this Evil Attitude?"
>"I had tried, my son, but he was much too strong..."
"Then I will stop him!!!"
>" SON WAIT, you cannot stop such a strong foe unless you were the chosen Hair Warrior!"

Indigo 2011/04/27(Wed)11:41 No. 299633 ID: f7aa74
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"Then how, how do i become the Chosen Hair Warrior?"
>"... The first sign of being The Chosen Hair Warrior is the total agreement of your inner voices. Those Inner Spirits must declare you to be the one... If they do not say you are the one, then you are not the chosen."
"So all of the spirits must say i'm the Chosen one? Fine, INNER SPIRITS, IF YOU CAN HEAR ME, I MUST KNOW IF I AM THE CHOSEN ONE... my family needs me."

>Response?
>_

Hmmm... yeah. Yep.

totally dude, you are the most chosen one ever.

yes you are the CHOSEN ONE!

Do we even have to say it?
yes.
Release the pompadour

>>299633
"Chosen?" Bullshit. The only choice is how badly you want to save them. And that choice is yours.

Better question: Who cares? Screw the rules, a real Chosen One makes the rules. But for the record, yes.

Now go kick ass.

Suggestion 2011/04/27(Wed)13:45 No. 299668 ID: 6930ef
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>>299633
YEAH BOYEEEEE

>>299633
Fuck yeah you are. Nobody shall have a funkier hairdo than you my man. Now go out there and teach them the ways of the funk and the fist.

You have the powah! Your hair is not to be touched, period. Not by hand, not by claw, not by scissors, not by electromagnet, not by nuclear blast, and definitely not by some jive-ass-turkey so full of fail he'd call himself ovnianam. I mean come on!

Indigo 2011/04/28(Thu)11:08 No. 299871 ID: f7aa74
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... i don't even understand half the things your talking about.

Indigo 2011/04/28(Thu)11:09 No. 299872 ID: f7aa74
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"groovy?"... "AAAAHHH, MY HAIR!! What's going on!?"

I'm gonna guess it's about to get REALLY HUGE.

Your hair is the hair that will pierce the heavens?

It looks like hair did not beat bullet. We're going to have to manage with a manageable pompadour now, help us god.

>>299872
Take it easy son. It's just taking the shape of the chosen one.

THE GROOVIEST HAIR

THE HAIR WHICH WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!

Indigo 2011/04/29(Fri)08:43 No. 300138 ID: f7aa74
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Ah, what's going on, what's happening!?

Indigo 2011/04/29(Fri)08:44 No. 300139 ID: f7aa74
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W-what, why do i feel so different?

check the hair



..
CHECK THE HAAAAAAAAAIR

>>300139
Give me a head with hair, long beautiful hair
Shining, gleaming, streaming, flaxen, waxen
Give me down to there, hair, shoulder length or longer
Here baby, there, momma, everywhere, daddy, daddy

Yea, check that shit. Then remember you're in the middle of a flashback while somebody has a gun to your head, and whip-out your chosen one powers to disarm the situation.

>>300139
It's the power of the funk. You have it in you now.

Indigo 2011/04/30(Sat)11:01 No. 300430 ID: f7aa74
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[Hayashida] Wait wait wait, i'm confused here man... Is this frank or that little dude that lives in his head?

[Kamiyama] You mean pompodour brother, yes, it is pompodour brother and not frank.

Kamiyama 2011/04/30(Sat)11:06 No. 300431 ID: f7aa74
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Pompodour brother is on an epic quest of his own, one which drives him through the magical time known as 'coming of age.'

Kamiyama 2011/04/30(Sat)11:14 No. 300432 ID: f7aa74
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Alright, i see... Maybe we should take a break before i continue my story. How about we head out for ice-

Kamiyama 2011/04/30(Sat)11:15 No. 300433 ID: f7aa74
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-cream... they must not have liked my plot.

Well Kamiyama, I happen to like your plot, especially the guy with the big hair. Maybe next time we shouldn't do an ass-pull on crazy hair powers with no foreshadowing: No matter how awesome they are the suits probably just don't get it and the suits determine what gets made eh?
Tighten that shit up and let's pitch it to the next studio.

Trial Version End Indigo 2011/05/01(Sun)11:25 No. 300625 ID: f7aa74
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Alrighty, i would like to say it went well, but we didn't do any racing... So i'll start that in the next installment, if permitting.

alright, so survey... how was it?

Rate How funny you thought it was, between 1 and 5
Rate how much you enjoyed being a part of this quest, between 1 and 10
And i need to know if i should keep going with this one.
Also, add any opinions about this quest that you may consider improving the quality or humor.

Funny... let's go with 4 out of 5. General enjoyment I'd say 6 out of 10, as it kindof went nowhere as you said.

Improvements: You could have tightened up the flow of the quest; maybe restricted where we could go and do next... Also while the infinitely long pompadour is hilarious, having the camera a bit closer to him would make it a bit less completely ridiculous. Make it have an unknown but very large size, rather than an obviously impossible length.

Also, giving the main character a little more of a personality of his own would've been nice. That's more of a personal taste of mine though.

Folk, please keep this in /questdis/

>>300633

wait wait wait, i don't have a discussion up for this quest... didn't think it was worth it. Can't i at least collect replies in here until i submit it for archive?

I liked the quest, and I thought the main character had plenty of personality, especially with the scenes inside his head. Also, I like your absurdist humor.

As for improvements... I'd agree about restricting our options a bit. The best would be to make it look like we have lots of choices when we really don't, but that can be tricky to pull off. Keep it moving in the direction it's going, though! I like it.

in my opinion this is by far your funniest and best quest
the inside the head stuff really cracked me up

I am a strong supporter of you continuing this quest

>>300625
4
8
Y

The end of the hair must never be seen. This has a significant practical advantage, since that way we'll always be able to instantly see where he is in a picture even when it's horribly chaotic. He can even appear in a zoomed-out shot of a massive crowd without requiring a halo, dead zone, or other tricks to make him stand out.

It did have a bit of a meandering feel to it. And I actually liked the impossibly long pompadour, so I guess tastes differ there.

I'd say humor 4 out of 5 (this is a really good rating, few things amuse me this much), and 7 out of 10 overall.

4
7
Y

Maybe get the quest on rails a bit more so we can actually start the races and such.

5
9
Yes.

Also, the pompadour must remain lolhueg. Otherwise he wouldn't be Franklin Dynamic Pompadour D:

>>300625
5
8
Hell yeah.

TL:DR Indigo 2011/05/02(Mon)08:14 No. 300947 ID: f7aa74
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yep, thx guys, ready to submit

1000/5
10/10
Yesyesyes