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286233 No. 286233 ID: 55c4cf

Tomorrow is the big day.

All of his whole life he's just wanted to be right one time. Just once. Tomorrow will be that day.
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No. 286234 ID: 55c4cf
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Lawyer the Dog is turning Three years old!

He has a piece of cake, and he can be Right one time, finally. What should he do today?
No. 286236 ID: 2563d4

Turn your head sideways and stare at the dancing candle flames.
No. 286238 ID: f5e4b4

Eat the fuck out of that cake.
No. 286240 ID: 70d9eb

Put the candles out by crying onto them and then slam his face into the cake.
No. 286241 ID: cf244d

Remain seated, and drag your ass on the carpet.
No. 286242 ID: 45c9f1
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lick it!
No. 286243 ID: 476456

eat that cake, hope its not chocolate
No. 286244 ID: 2563d4

This gets my full support following or replacing my suggestion.
No. 286245 ID: 8d8786

Eat cake, hope it's chocolate, die.
No. 286246 ID: 6a5a08

State that you now have super powers.
The Right Point shall make it so.
No. 286247 ID: 55c4cf
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Lawyer follows his usual morning ritual of crying into his water dish because there are no gay characters.

This conveniently puts out the candles and he eats some of his cake.

He has several things to do today:
Play Video Games
Argue On The Internet
Important Attorney Duties
Bark at Cats

Which should he do now?
No. 286248 ID: 70d9eb

Argue at video games with attorney cats in them.
No. 286249 ID: 07416a

Important Attorney duties while cat barking. Multi-task!
No. 286250 ID: f5e4b4


Bark at cats on the internet while playing Attorney Video Games.
No. 286252 ID: 28e94e

No. 286253 ID: 476456

seek hugs
No. 286254 ID: 476456


seek pugs
No. 286256 ID: ed30d2

go left
No. 286257 ID: 4e9b58
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So he's an attorney but he's never been right?

... Actually, that probably makes him more qualified.
No. 286259 ID: c71597

It's time for some lawyering. Go to work you lazy dog and win a case, the big one.
No. 286260 ID: 55c4cf
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Lawyer begins to bark at unfunny cats on the internet while trying to beat Phoenix Wright Attorney at Law but since he is barking and cannot say, "Objection," he can't beat the game.
No. 286261 ID: 476456

No. 286262 ID: f5e4b4

Enough wasting time, now go out threre and fight crime and people being wrong.
No. 286263 ID: 42855f

No. 286265 ID: 46b0ff

Yeah, right, you mean phone rings,

"LawyerDog, AttourneyCat didn't show up. We don't really need you, but it would be nice if you came down."
No. 286266 ID: 4a2e2b

Don't be silly. Who would call a dog?

He should go waste his chance to be right on arguing with people about a video game. Back to the internet!
No. 286267 ID: e3f578

Can he pick up a phone without opposable thumbs? Hit speaker phone man.
No. 286268 ID: 6834bc

Lawyer Dog had always said that Attorney Cat should not be trusted, that one day Attorney Cat would turn on his coworkers and it would be up to Lawyer Dog to save everyone.

As it so happens, today was the day Attorney Cat decided to enact his dastardly plan - to take over the office with his army of cat minions! Now Lawyer Dog is the only one who can save the day!
No. 286269 ID: 55c4cf
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The Firm calls Lawyer. He knocks the receiver onto the floor and pants, and drools all over the phone.

He has no idea what they want, he is a dog. The tone sounds pretty stern, maybe they want him to come into the office, maybe they want to take him out for lunch, maybe they want to surprise him with a surprise party.

If only he wasn't a dog, then he would know.
No. 286270 ID: 15b51b

Bark authoritatively into the phone, informing them that you can't come to the office because you have to argue on the internet.

After that, argue on the internet. Those guys are so wrong. So many wrong people.
No. 286271 ID: 6a5a08

Go to the office!
For adventure!
For profit!
For this quest to have a plot!
No. 286272 ID: 4e9b58

Lick the receiver to show you understand when you clearly don't.
No. 286291 ID: fba1c4

Is this... actually a comic about a furry tripfag?
No. 286296 ID: 42c9d5

No. 286301 ID: 70d9eb

The best way to do important attorney duties is to put it on, get some Moet, lay back with your boys, and kick it. You have to come in on a professional level to make it, otherwise you just can't get into important attorney duties.
No. 286304 ID: 476456

go to work in the most gangsta ass way possible
No. 286310 ID: 55c4cf
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Lawyer better hurry to the Firm, then. Misinterpreting pocket in some way conveyed getting his fancy limo out, driven by his Schafer Lobster.

Lobster can get Lawyer to work in style.

What kind of music should Lawyer listen to on the way to work?
No. 286311 ID: 476456


No. 286313 ID: 70d9eb

He should play >>/meep/4213 on his ghetto blaster.
No. 286320 ID: f5e4b4


No. 286321 ID: 9b5114

Listen to terrible music with lots of techno, euro and heavy synth dance beats. Actually fuck that listen to some classic 80's beats.
No. 286323 ID: 08f549

You are Lawyer Dog, so let's atleast keep this somewhat canon.

Dubstep, whomp whomp wubwubwub.
No. 286325 ID: 42c9d5

You should put on Songs to Make Dogs Happy by the
Lauren Canyon Animal Company. This is a real thing. Look it up.
No. 286329 ID: 2563d4

Your limo does not seem to have an 8-track.
You will just have to howl along to imaginary chiptunes.
No. 286333 ID: c71597

Who lets dogs out, of course. No other music will do.
No. 286334 ID: bb1dec

I second this. Also, make sure to bark along at the appropriate places.
No. 286344 ID: 6a5a08

No. 286345 ID: e3f578

It's only acceptable if Lobster sings backup
No. 286355 ID: 55c4cf
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Lawyer listens to WHO LET THE DOGS OUT on the way to The Firm.

Lobster barks for back-up.

This song is terrible, everyone involved should feel terrible.

Lawyer is almost to work, what should the first thing he does at the office be?
No. 286357 ID: f5e4b4


Hit on the receptionist, regardless of sex.
No. 286358 ID: dad664

Buttscootch across the floor to his cubicle/office.
No. 286359 ID: 8c73c8

pal around the watercooler.
No. 286360 ID: e3f578

these but eat the receptionists bagel and lick up their coffee, smack 'em on the ass on your way out
No. 286362 ID: cf244d

Urinate on the wheel of someone's car.
No. 286363 ID: c71597

Drool in someones crotch.
No. 286364 ID: d6ae01

Fumble with the door, remember you don't have hands, then crash through a window.
No. 286378 ID: 2563d4

Hump the watercooler. Make all colleagues dehydrate themselves.
No. 286379 ID: 476456

urinate on office rival's desk
No. 286381 ID: 55c4cf
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Lawyer spills coffee and steals the Executive Assistant's bagel as he does every morning.

He barks and drools at her to assess her mating chances.

She points towards The Office, and she says things but he doesn't know what they are. It's very doubtful whatever she is saying is more important than scootching his ass across the floor which he is ensuring is getting done right now.
No. 286383 ID: f5e4b4

Buttscootch your way into The Office and bark, demanding the attention and love you deserve.
No. 286393 ID: f588c9

Make certain you drink that coffee first, because dogs + caffeine = BEST DAY.
No. 286394 ID: 464971

No. 286434 ID: d709a8



No. 286438 ID: 9b5114

knock over a planet in the office and start eating it then poop in a cubicle
No. 286516 ID: 2ea108

No. 286540 ID: e3f578

you leave his mother out of this
Hey that's a racial slur! Lawyer, can I sue this man for offending me?
No. 287189 ID: 55c4cf
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Lawyer drinks the coffee from the floor to get ready for very important attorney work.

No. 287190 ID: f5e4b4

No. 287191 ID: 476456

oh jesus what have we done
No. 287194 ID: 07416a

No. 287201 ID: 1854db

Run around in a circle then ZOOM into The Office!
No. 287204 ID: 2563d4

Run in every direction into all of the things until you collide with the place you're supposed to be.
No. 287208 ID: 176570

this is silly
No. 287213 ID: e16864

Time to drool into everyones laps until your work here is done.
No. 287271 ID: 9b5114

No. 315882 ID: 55c4cf
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Lawyer SCOOTCHES into the next room.

An empty chair is at the table waiting for him. There seem to be two 'clients' at the table awaiting his expertise.
No. 315884 ID: f5e4b4

Disregard chair, sit on table and eat all the pastries in a messy way.

Nothing screams professionalism like that.
No. 315886 ID: 383006

while messily eating pastries bark a lot to determine what it is they could possibly want.
No. 315888 ID: c2c011

Jump up on table and eat pastries while waiting for them to state their buisness.
No. 315889 ID: 2bec90

Demand a sandwich from this individual.
No. 315890 ID: e3f578

ask them where they were on the 25th of August
No. 315895 ID: 2563d4

Bury face in crotch of ghost.
No. 315921 ID: f1fc5a

Get it right. Become forever known for it.
No. 315939 ID: 5c71f0

bark loudly to call for your assistant
No. 328647 ID: 1854db

Eat those donuts while staring directly at the clients as if to dare them to stop you.
No. 335162 ID: 55c4cf
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Lawyer gets up on the table and eats all of the donuts. He follows it up by drooling on the table.

fGhost is saddened by the loss of pastries.
Arby's Sandwich is a more direct fellow. The Legal Documents are slid over to Lawyer.

They want to discuss the Big Case.
No. 335163 ID: 1854db

Sniff the Legal Documents then bark your advice.
No. 335164 ID: e8cd4a

bark at fGhost to MAN UP and get more pastries. lap sandwich, read note
No. 335165 ID: b6908e

Lawyerdog: be the arby's sandwich
No. 335166 ID: c2c011

Sniff out the clues that will solve the Big Case.
No. 335168 ID: c5fc25

Sniff the documents then eat them, negotiations complete. Slobber allover fGhost then cough up/vomit today foodstuffs in front of Arby's Sandwich.
Now it's time to go take a leak. Is there anyone in particular that you hate at work? If so then go find their desk and relieve yourself.
No. 335225 ID: 55c4cf
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fGhost and Lawyer look over the Legal Documents together.
Once the Big Case is present and accounted for, Lawyer sniffs it.
He sniffs it good.

Real good.

A little too long, everyone else feels awkward.

Arby's Sandwich says things, but Lawyer is not done sniffing.
fGhost looks like it's about time to go somewhere important. He's put on his Serious Tie.
No. 335227 ID: e8cd4a

No. 335228 ID: 5ba8cf

Lawyer: Eat your client.
No. 335301 ID: 9c538a

How can you eat your client when he is a ghost? Ignore that silliness right this instant.
No. 335306 ID: 523c4c

Go interview the witnesses to said Big Case.

Avoid urinating on the witnesses' carpets or the Big Casefile.
No. 335322 ID: 476456

hope fully the jury doesnt have a serious tie
No. 335364 ID: bc30ea

Gnaw on the Big Case, then follow fGhost and attend the Serious Business
No. 335372 ID: 5ba8cf

He has two clients. One of which is highly edible.
No. 335397 ID: 55c4cf
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fGhost puts the last of the donuts on his nose.
Lawyer stands and waits for the signal to eat.
Arby's Sandwich waits to get to business.
No. 335400 ID: 07416a


God that arbies looks delicious...
No. 335401 ID: 252e1b


Wait for it...
No. 335407 ID: bc30ea

Stay perfectly still, don't move an inch, even 5 minutes after he tells you to eat the donut.
No. 335408 ID: 950529

sit on the sandwich
No. 335416 ID: c2c011

You have delicious donut on your snout, you must eat it!
No. 335424 ID: 2563d4

Fall over backwards onto the sandwich.
No. 335429 ID: 55c4cf
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fGhost makes a noise that pretty much sounds like he wants you to eat the food.

Lawyer waits five minutes to eat the food.
It feels like forever.

No. 335430 ID: bc30ea

Devour the delicious donut, haven proven your superior will power. Become the best lawyer dog.
No. 335431 ID: 950529

forget the donut is there and go for lunchbreak
No. 335432 ID: c2c011

It is time for donut devouring!
No. 335435 ID: 476456

go over the case in a discreet professional manner (pee on your briefcase)
No. 335543 ID: c5fc25

No. 335678 ID: 5ba8cf

Why are you eating doughnuts when you could be eating roast beef? As in meat.
No. 335820 ID: 55c4cf
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Lawyer finally snatches the donut.


fGhost cheers.
No. 335821 ID: b0ab2e

Excellent! Now proceed to next the lawyery thing to do: bark at the briefcase. MAKE IT REVEAL IT'S SECRETS
No. 335824 ID: 14f38d

Storm into the courtroom and yell, "OBJECTION!!"
No. 335834 ID: 476456

bark @ prosecution
No. 335853 ID: e8cd4a

run in circles
No. 335861 ID: ba573c

Bark at everything and run in circles and then run in circles into the courtroom and bark OBJECTION even though your trial hasn't even started yet what are you doing.
No. 335917 ID: a372a7

Burst into the court room and do all the previously suggester.

And when I say "burst into" I mean "scratch and whimper at the door until they let you in".
No. 335932 ID: 3b9af0

Run in circles to advice fGhost and Arby's Sandwich you know your business.
No. 335937 ID: 55c4cf
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fGhost and Arby's Sandwich begin walking somewhere.
Lawyer runs around them in circles during the transition.
No. 335952 ID: c2c011

Go up to the courtroom and scratch on the door while wimpering loudly.
No. 335959 ID: a372a7


Yes. Once you're inside pee on the first person you find. Show your authority.
No. 335966 ID: 3b9af0

Roll around.
No. 335967 ID: 476456

No. 335973 ID: 07416a

Claim your territory. Pee on the corners of the building.
No. 336013 ID: 2563d4

No. 336033 ID: 11841d

do it to it
No. 336207 ID: 55c4cf
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The three of them make it to THE DOOR.

Lawyer paws and whimpers at the door. Maybe someone will come and open it. Lawyer does not have hands.
No. 336209 ID: 1854db

omigosh omigosh


Romp around in excitement while he opens the door then rush past him.
No. 336210 ID: 2563d4

Bonus points if you can trip him up.
No. 336262 ID: 07416a

No. 336627 ID: 11841d

Rejoice at the sight of fghost's hands
No. 336679 ID: 95dbd0

Bark at the door and put unattractive scratch marks on it.
No. 336683 ID: 9f54d0

Poop infront of the door then run in circles.
No. 336755 ID: e73d25

Don't poop. Just no.

Run in circles, keep scratching, bark and whimper loudly. Every dog knows this is the only way to get a door opened.
No. 338598 ID: 55c4cf
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fGhost opens the door.
Arby's Sandwich goes on ahead.
You thank fGhost by sitting near him and wagging happily.
No. 338601 ID: 476456

Get in there and object to everything
No. 338606 ID: 75bb1d

Burst into the room, look in the audience for someone with a hat and steal it. Run around in circles gnawing at it.
No. 338608 ID: 1854db


Then let's go in.
No. 338626 ID: c2c011

Run through the doors and bark out a loud Objection!
No. 338890 ID: 55c4cf
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Lawyer goes inside. Arby's Sandwich is ever professional and begins to set up at the desk for the case. Lawyer barks at things.
vGhost and Prosecutor Cat have arrived. They won't go down easy. fGhost and vGhost exchange sneers.
No. 338892 ID: 9c538a


A cat! Chase the cat!
No. 338893 ID: 476456

dont blink first
No. 338897 ID: 35e1a0

stare at the cat, HARD. if it so much as TWITCHES you chase the shit out of it.
No. 338924 ID: 69f5d2

Chase that cat. Chase it! Chase it! Chase it!
No. 338926 ID: 55c4cf
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You chase the cat to the courtroom.
Arby's Sandwich, fGhost and Lawyer prepare for the case.
A Clockwork Seal arrives and gives Lawyer some notes.

It was then that Lawyer Dog knew it was time.
It was time to be right for once.
No. 338927 ID: 1854db


SERIOUS THE FUCK UP. Organize your notes and review them. And peruse the other relevant papers. What's this case about?
No. 338928 ID: 69f5d2

Be right for once with all your heart.
No. 338929 ID: 476456

No. 338950 ID: c2c011

Lick the microphone, and then it's time, time to be right for once. Wait until the prosecutor cat goes up and meows, that's when you will bark out an Objection for the entire world to hear!
No. 338952 ID: 55c4cf
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Lawyer Dog is Right About Everything.

[ The End ]
No. 338960 ID: 69f5d2


No. 338963 ID: c2c011

Prosecutor Cat had better deal with it.
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