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286233 No. 286233 ID: 55c4cf

Tomorrow is the big day.

All of his whole life he's just wanted to be right one time. Just once. Tomorrow will be that day.
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No. 335424 ID: 2563d4

Fall over backwards onto the sandwich.
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No. 335429 ID: 55c4cf
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335429

fGhost makes a noise that pretty much sounds like he wants you to eat the food.

Lawyer waits five minutes to eat the food.
It feels like forever.

Weh.
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No. 335430 ID: bc30ea

Devour the delicious donut, haven proven your superior will power. Become the best lawyer dog.
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No. 335431 ID: 950529

forget the donut is there and go for lunchbreak
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No. 335432 ID: c2c011

>>335429
It is time for donut devouring!
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No. 335435 ID: 476456

go over the case in a discreet professional manner (pee on your briefcase)
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No. 335543 ID: c5fc25

>>335435
This.
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No. 335678 ID: 5ba8cf

Why are you eating doughnuts when you could be eating roast beef? As in meat.
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No. 335820 ID: 55c4cf
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335820

Lawyer finally snatches the donut.

GLORIOUS.

fGhost cheers.
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No. 335821 ID: b0ab2e

Excellent! Now proceed to next the lawyery thing to do: bark at the briefcase. MAKE IT REVEAL IT'S SECRETS
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No. 335824 ID: 14f38d

Storm into the courtroom and yell, "OBJECTION!!"
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No. 335834 ID: 476456

bark @ prosecution
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No. 335853 ID: e8cd4a

run in circles
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No. 335861 ID: ba573c

>>335820
Bark at everything and run in circles and then run in circles into the courtroom and bark OBJECTION even though your trial hasn't even started yet what are you doing.
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No. 335917 ID: a372a7

Burst into the court room and do all the previously suggester.

And when I say "burst into" I mean "scratch and whimper at the door until they let you in".
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No. 335932 ID: 3b9af0

Run in circles to advice fGhost and Arby's Sandwich you know your business.
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No. 335937 ID: 55c4cf
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335937

fGhost and Arby's Sandwich begin walking somewhere.
Lawyer runs around them in circles during the transition.
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No. 335952 ID: c2c011

>>335937
Go up to the courtroom and scratch on the door while wimpering loudly.
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No. 335959 ID: a372a7

>>335952

Yes. Once you're inside pee on the first person you find. Show your authority.
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No. 335966 ID: 3b9af0

Roll around.
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No. 335967 ID: 476456

>>335959
this
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No. 335973 ID: 07416a

>>335937
Claim your territory. Pee on the corners of the building.
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No. 336013 ID: 2563d4

>>335952
That.
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No. 336033 ID: 11841d

>>335952
do it to it
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No. 336207 ID: 55c4cf
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336207

The three of them make it to THE DOOR.

Lawyer paws and whimpers at the door. Maybe someone will come and open it. Lawyer does not have hands.
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No. 336209 ID: 1854db

omigosh omigosh

FGHOST HAS HANDS

Romp around in excitement while he opens the door then rush past him.
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No. 336210 ID: 2563d4

>>336209
Bonus points if you can trip him up.
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No. 336262 ID: 07416a

>>336207
BARK AT IT
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No. 336627 ID: 11841d

Rejoice at the sight of fghost's hands
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No. 336679 ID: 95dbd0

Bark at the door and put unattractive scratch marks on it.
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No. 336683 ID: 9f54d0

Poop infront of the door then run in circles.
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No. 336755 ID: e73d25

Don't poop. Just no.

Run in circles, keep scratching, bark and whimper loudly. Every dog knows this is the only way to get a door opened.
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No. 338598 ID: 55c4cf
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338598

fGhost opens the door.
Arby's Sandwich goes on ahead.
You thank fGhost by sitting near him and wagging happily.
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No. 338601 ID: 476456

Get in there and object to everything
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No. 338606 ID: 75bb1d

Burst into the room, look in the audience for someone with a hat and steal it. Run around in circles gnawing at it.
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No. 338608 ID: 1854db

LICK HIM!

Then let's go in.
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No. 338626 ID: c2c011

>>338598
Run through the doors and bark out a loud Objection!
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No. 338890 ID: 55c4cf
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338890

Lawyer goes inside. Arby's Sandwich is ever professional and begins to set up at the desk for the case. Lawyer barks at things.
vGhost and Prosecutor Cat have arrived. They won't go down easy. fGhost and vGhost exchange sneers.
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No. 338892 ID: 9c538a

>>338890

A cat! Chase the cat!
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No. 338893 ID: 476456

dont blink first
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No. 338897 ID: 35e1a0

stare at the cat, HARD. if it so much as TWITCHES you chase the shit out of it.
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No. 338924 ID: 69f5d2

Chase that cat. Chase it! Chase it! Chase it!
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No. 338926 ID: 55c4cf
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338926

You chase the cat to the courtroom.
Arby's Sandwich, fGhost and Lawyer prepare for the case.
A Clockwork Seal arrives and gives Lawyer some notes.

It was then that Lawyer Dog knew it was time.
It was time to be right for once.
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No. 338927 ID: 1854db

YES.

SERIOUS THE FUCK UP. Organize your notes and review them. And peruse the other relevant papers. What's this case about?
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No. 338928 ID: 69f5d2

Be right for once with all your heart.
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No. 338929 ID: 476456

Arf
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No. 338950 ID: c2c011

>>338926
Lick the microphone, and then it's time, time to be right for once. Wait until the prosecutor cat goes up and meows, that's when you will bark out an Objection for the entire world to hear!
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No. 338952 ID: 55c4cf
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338952

Lawyer Dog is Right About Everything.

[ The End ]
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No. 338960 ID: 69f5d2

>>338952

Glorious.
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No. 338963 ID: c2c011

>>338952
Prosecutor Cat had better deal with it.
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