>>273459
Since everybody else is voting for this, I'm just going to suggest that we take it to its logical conclusion (>>273474)

>>273586
SILENCE.

Q 2011/01/21(Fri)20:32 No. 273602 ID: 6140e3
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>>273586
NIGGA WE ARE FUCKIN MAGIC

MOTHAFUCKIN ZAP

SHINY NEW HAIRDO

THAT'S HOW

LonelyWorld 2011/01/22(Sat)00:28 No. 273664 ID: b6c6fc
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>hmm looks like she did the best job she could, but the goblin just didn't have enough hair to truly pull off that style

Still, it is a great improvement.

>>273664
That is one CLASSY gobbo~!

>>273664
Now make him clean his fucking teeth. My god.

>>273664
Suddenly notice that your claws just tripled in length.

Gando's pretty cool! He should be Slave #1 now. Kirksa is demoted to Slave #2.

>>273763
What? No, Kirksa is #1, Gando still has to prove himself worthy before he can become #1.

Archmage 2011/01/22(Sat)15:11 No. 273814 ID: b6c6fc
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Gando joins the party!

He doesn't look half bad for a goblin.
Declare him your new manslave to replace stupid Ironpants and to spite the dick, also find some cloth to get yourself a crown made so you two can properly rule over everyone else.

Alright gobbo, get your light on. Let's see what's deeper in the cave.

LonelyWorld 2011/01/23(Sun)10:11 No. 274009 ID: b6c6fc
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Gando: "AAAH HA HA HA HA, FOOLS to think I would serve you! now you will be mind slaves to my awesome ARCANE POWER AH HA HA HA!"

Gando castes a spell

Archmage 2011/01/23(Sun)10:15 No. 274010 ID: b6c6fc
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Gando: "naw, just kidding, it's just a bright spell"

Bangles: I . . . I don't want my brain controlled by magic

Kirska: I must not slay the goblin, I must not slay the goblin, I must not slay the goblin . . .

This should be interesting... we heard that Bangles warps magic around her. Did it affect the Bright spell?

Let's move further in regardless.

Kirska: settle for a punch on the arm or whap on the head. You really must not slay the goblin.

Bangles: Remain ignorant to our influence on you.

>>274010
Kirska: Shield bash him in the groin.

Well tell Gando you're looking for food. Continue through that gap in the wall on the right.

kirska: Don't make too big a deal out of it. He's a magician, it's pretty much his job to mess with people's minds. Reacting to him, even with violence, will probably just encourage him.

Not to mention it was kind of funny.

>>274010
Bangles: Boot to ass for the goblin's joke. You're supposed to be the funny one.

Archmage 2011/01/23(Sun)23:23 No. 274296 ID: b6c6fc
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>>274014
>Bangles' aura does in fact appear to be creating odd fluctuations in the bright spell, though none of them seem to have noticed this


Kirska: "the reason we're d-done here is to search for food, will you help with this?"

Gando: "well if you're just looking for something to put into your mouth I could suggest a few things?"

Kirska: . . .

Bangle: oh look a bitchy elf

>I would recommend not socializing or attacking dark elves, but I suspect such recommendations are unlikely to be heeded

Suggestion 2011/01/23(Sun)23:32 No. 274298 ID: 9cb4b3
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>>274296
Kirska: Get down the ladder, start talking to the elf.

Bangles: Stay up top, be ready to pounce and bleed the elf, real quiet.

Gando's the talky type in this party though, we should figure out why we want to talk to the elf and then have him negotiate for whatever it is.

>>274308

Lol no, Gando is gonna hit on the elf, which will likely end up with impaled goblin.

Let's go down the ladder and check the door to the left, let's annoy the elf when we have a reason for it.

We should avoid the elf entirely. Everyone just go down the stairs.

>>274296
Can we not screw with the elf for no reason this time?

>>274296
We never did have a skill list for Gando. Maybe he actually does have some skill in speak. At least them dark elves are chaotic whatever and may just have plain sex so have Gando the lightmaster, go get laid with that elf.

You too can hear us right, Gando?

If you go down the stairs then more dark elves will be waiting to enslave you when you come back up.

See what the elf is guarding, ask what's downstairs. Then leave. There's probably no food here and if there is it's probably guarded.

Archmage 2011/01/24(Mon)11:22 No. 274399 ID: b6c6fc
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>Gando is a magician, his skills tend to specialize in magic

>much like Bangles, Gando is probably far to close minded to fully hear the words of the spirits, though you can likely still insert thoughts into his subconscious

>Lechery
>Magic: Enhancement

ho boy.

Gando illusion up yourself as a fellow dark elf and talk with the lady

Gando: What's that stuff you've got in your inventory?

Archmage 2011/01/24(Mon)13:01 No. 274436 ID: b6c6fc
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>>274422
>it appears to be a crystal ball, and a sewing kit

Gando: "hey boss, you should have let me smooth talk that elf chick, I could've had her eating out of my hand!"

Kirska: "G-Gando, i have to admit that last joke is pretty funny"

Gando: "bah, you chicks clearly can't appreciate talent!"

>>274436
I wonder if it would be easier for him to hear us if we manifested in the crystal ball. You know, like that orb ... let me try it out and see what happens.

[Manifest in crystal ball]
Hey Gando, you sneaky bastard of a magician can you hear us?

>>274436
Check CREVICE beneath the stairs up for VENOMOUS CENTIPEDES (or other treasures).

(pushes the other spirit aside)

Hey, Gobbo! Yea you!
Dont mess with the hot gnoll, shes realy not good for you!
in fact, just ingnore her exept when you have to pose as a team.

EVERYONE: Pose As A Team!

>>274457
Everybody: Ignore this guy

Go left! After checking crevice. Or is that just a shadow?

Archmage 2011/01/24(Mon)17:27 No. 274523 ID: b6c6fc
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Bangles: hey it looks like there's some sort pf green sash in this crevice

Gando: hmmmm my crystal ball is acting up, there must be strong spirits in this place, maybe I should use a channeling spell to find out what up

>Gando has devining magic, he can use this to allow anyone in the area, regardless how stupid to see and hear you clearly

LET US IN LET US IN LET US IN LET US IN LET US IN LET US IN LET US IN LET US IN LET US IN LET US IN

>>274523
>Bangles: I . . . I don't want my brain controlled by magic
>allow anyone in the area, regardless how stupid to see and hear you clearly
>Bangles: I don't want my brain controlled by magic
>regardless how stupid

Let's not ever use that.

Follow the left wall. 'Tis an old tradition.

Hmm... so he can at least detect our attempts at communication, interesting.

DO IT GANDO!

[When he can hear us]
Hello Gando, we are just letting you know that if you betray your new master Bangles we will kill you, good luck.

>>274523
Gando: Allow yourself to see and hear us clearly.

Archmage 2011/01/24(Mon)23:58 No. 274638 ID: b6c6fc
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Bangles: "EEEAAAAAAAAAAH! DEMONS IT'S DEMONS IT'S DEMONS, MAKE THEM GO AWAY!"

spirit 64: "Hello Gando, we are just letting you know that if you betray your new master Bangles we will kill you, good luck"

Gando: . . .

>>274638
TrollFace.jpg

"Hear ye now the wisdom of the one without hold. Seek ye the three vessels of divine attrition.
Cross not the inglorious path when the sun remembers.
Beware the straw man and his fair deceptions.
Always face yourself to the last raised way.
Heed these words of wisdom, mortals, or you shall surely perish!"

Hahaha you guys stop fucking around, we need to actually give them some guidance.

GO LEFT!

>>274638
Bitch, calm the fuck down! I don't know why we have horns but we ain't demons. We're your guiding spirits, BENEVOLENT spirits.

Gando, nice hair.

Kirska, quit being such a militant bitch and loosen up a little.

Bangles, keep being awesome.

THE CACOPHONY HAS SPOKEN.

...you guys are all TERRIBLE.

Just... just go left. So, were doing right hand rule?

I'm sorry but that is too perfect a line to end this conversation on. Blocking all further communications.

>>274647
2nd

>>274647
RURIC GETS THE LAST WORD

>>274647
This.

>>274639
>>274647
Say not another word, but vanish in a puff of smoke that looks like a trollface.

>>274663
[Agreed]

>>274638
*Hugs Bangles from behind*

>>274663
Oh god this is even better

Make it so

Archmage 2011/01/25(Tue)12:39 No. 274716 ID: b6c6fc
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Zpirit "Hear ye now the wisdom of the one without hold. Seek ye the three vessels of divine attrition.
Cross not the inglorious path when the sun remembers.
Beware the straw man and his fair deceptions.
Always face yourself to the last raised way.
Heed these words of wisdom, mortals, or you shall surely perish!"

spirit18: "Hahaha you guys stop fucking around, we need to actually give them some guidance.

GO LEFT!"

Sigma Specter: "Bitch, calm the fuck down! I don't know why we have horns but we ain't demons. We're your guiding spirits, BENEVOLENT spirits.

Gando, nice hair.

Kirska, quit being such a militant bitch and loosen up a little.

Bangles, keep being awesome.

THE CACOPHONY HAS SPOKEN"

Ancestor Rurik: "...you guys are all TERRIBLE.

Just... just go left. So, were doing right hand rule?"

Kirska: "th-thank you spirits, we will abide your wisdom"

Archmage 2011/01/25(Tue)12:40 No. 274718 ID: b6c6fc
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>>274639

Archmage 2011/01/25(Tue)12:42 No. 274720 ID: b6c6fc
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Bangles: "EEEAAAGH"

>>274716
>>274718
Brilliant...
...
Accept the lingering spirit into your party.

Say, we do look like a bunch of assholes, don't we?

>>274720
"Mmm... Gnoll hugs~"

Guys, that was awesome.

Now start dry humping her.

"We're not all benevolent. Some of us are just horny."

>>274722
No, no we do not put seven into the party dammit. A spirit comes back late to the party and fucking pimp slaps that lingering spirit's all the way back to invisible land, dons sunglasses and rides his skeleton ghost horse through a wall and freaks the dark elf the fuck out screaming "the demons are coming the demons are coming. OOOOOOOOOOooooooooh".

Still blocking any further communications and reeling the last one back in. No need to make even more of an ass out of ourselves.

>>274742
>>274743
VOTING AGAINST THESE

>>274722
THIS TOO

I also vote against the possibility of putting a spirit in their party. fuck that shit, yo

Oh hell no seven, get out of there.

Kirska: Attempt to calm down your two party members.

Gando: Be chill, dude. Chill.

Bangles: YOU ARE A FUCKING GNOLL GET IT TOGETHER!

>>274764
This.

Knock it off, the lot of you.

>"EEEAAAAAAAAAAH! DEMONS IT'S DEMONS IT'S DEMONS, MAKE THEM GO AWAY!"

Most Gnolls can speak Infernal and worship a demon of slaughter as a god. Stop being bitch, unless you're one of those nature worshiping, vegetarian sissy gnolls who love everything. Those gnolls suck.

Archmage 2011/01/25(Tue)18:33 No. 274805 ID: b6c6fc
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>>274774
>>274764
>it is true that most gnolls worship their demon masters, in fact most gnolls have since birth been placed in debt to the demon gods, it is common practice for gnoll parents to sell the souls of their children for power

>as such many gnolls spend their entire lives in fear of the day when the demons come to collect what is rightfully theirs

Gando: "hey that was pretty crazy with all those ghost and stuff, am I right?"

Bangles: . . .

>>274805
Bangles: Ooooh, a door. Open it. Carefully. (by which I mean throw it open angrily)

>>274805
Bangles: Don't worry! We don't want to harm somebody as awesome as you! Or somebody as cute, tilde~

Kirska: Bangles looks shaken. Might want to reassure her.

Gando: You never stop talking, do you? If you can't control yourself from saying something more, I can think of things to do with that mouth of yours.

>>274805
Hopefully, Kirska, you now understand why Bangles may seem a little off-kilter at times. A wide variety of spiritual forces are currently attempting to assist her.. or at least entertain themselves with her plight. We hope you can remain a source of stability, both to us, and to her. We will attempt to guide events in your favor as well.

rip open door, toss mage inside

use Gando to open door

>>274830
As a battering ram.

Dear Seven, shut up forever.

Hey, this looks like right. I thought we were going left?

Archmage 2011/01/26(Wed)16:07 No. 275009 ID: b6c6fc
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Kirska: "d-don't be scared Bangles, the spirits only want to guide us"

Bangles: . . .

Bangles, throw Kirska in next on top of gando.

Inspect metal door.

Sorry Bangles, we didn't think about that situation with gnolls and demons... we just want to help you, honest. We're your friends! Weird, crazy, and sometimes of questionable humor yeah but friends anyway! Don't be afraid of us ok?

>>275012
This is clearly the safest way to enter the room, since it's the trajectory which has been tested to be clear of tripwires.

Be sure to dogpile in after her.

Compliment Gando on his good work, inspect metal door. Be prepared to ask Gando to open the door that is ajar.

Archmage 2011/01/26(Wed)22:02 No. 275165 ID: b6c6fc
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Bangles: why the heck would anyone make a door a solid metal? seems like a stupid thing to do. what ever it's stuck or locked, I can't get through

>>275165
Take out the ALPHA GNOME knife and hack at the wall. See if you can get through it.

>>275165
...um, ow. We should probably heal Gando. Apparently, getting a kobold knight thrown upon you hurts.

Have not-Gando heal Gando. Please refrain from squishing him in the future.

Metal door is probably hiding something good. Find a way to open it.

Look in the room with the broken door.

>>275165
That's one heavy chicken.

Yeah, let's check the broken door.

>>275165
Oh jeez Gando are you alright?

Kirska: Get off of Gando, then heal him up a bit.
Bangles: Act surprised that the goblin is such a wimp, then investigate the door.

>>275165
Mend Gando. Hope that Bangles' nature won't muck it up too much. Or at least not in a way that makes things worse for him.

Archmage 2011/01/28(Fri)00:21 No. 275688 ID: b6c6fc
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Gando: "thanks baby you really now how to make a guy feel good, but next time, I wanna be on top!"

bangles: hmmm I made a few dents, maybe if I keep on wacking it I can bust it open

Have both Not-Gandos work on the door, the pick should be a good tool to wreck a door.

your a thief aren't you? it has a handle, if it won't open there must be a lock to deal with, a latch could have something long and thin inserted into the crack to lift it, or a conventional lock could have your THIEF SMARTS used on it.

or at least I hope you have THIEF SMARTS young gnolldylocks

Archmage 2011/01/28(Fri)08:27 No. 275750 ID: b6c6fc
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>>275707
>"thief smarts"? I don't believe Bangles is in the possession of any sort of "smarts", thief or otherwise, these are the skills she DOES have

>>275750
How broad are those categories of skills? Something like "Steal" could include a wide variety of things.

Sigh, that girl needs lockpicking.... oh well, I guess we'll have to default to the eternal alternate of BASHing it down.

maybe her skills will expand later.

>>275782
And giving everyone behind the door enough time to pull up guards or even ambush us from behind?

Let's not stay at one place for too long. Can we go to the previous screen and take the stairs further down?

>>275688
Smash the hinges.

Eat metal door, upgrade mil--oh wait.

Continue bashing door. Tell chicken to help you.