Q 2009/08/09(Sun)18:11 No. 26038 ID: bd2eec
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(Vwoop!)

"CRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(WHUMPF)"

Q 2009/08/09(Sun)18:12 No. 26041 ID: bd2eec
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>or
>"Goddamn It Xom"

Q 2009/08/09(Sun)18:17 No. 26044 ID: bd2eec
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"Urgh....Don't wanna do that again..."

Here we are, little rambly voices in my head, home sweet home. The big-grinning bastard sure gave me one hell of a smack through the Warp.
Usually, I get shot outta real nicely onto these pillows when I get stuck. But friggin' Xom fires me outta there like a rocket.

Oof, might've dented the wall...

I...what

>>26044
assess your injuries/wall damages.

>>26045

>>26045
There was a prologue. It didn't explain much though.

>>26044
The Warp?
Check for mutations and insanity.

>>26048
Ah I remember,
so Xom kicked your ass whats new.
were exactly are you anyway.

Q 2009/08/09(Sun)18:28 No. 26070 ID: bd2eec
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>>26045
>>26047
>Simply put, my surely-confused alternates, I punched Xom out, stole you, and got into a small altercation with him. He knocked my ass back here quick mid-portal travel.

>>26050
>Not the Warp you are thinking of, but damned close.

>>26057
>Wanna deny that, but I can't. He handed my ass to me. I'm lucky I got away fully intact.
>As for where we are, back at my and my associate's home.

>>26046
Pillow-wall looks pretty dented but well...That's because I just crashed into it at high speed. It'll puff out.
As for how I can feel, probably gonna be some heavy bruising and a broken rib, but nothing I can't walk off. Got a headache you wouldn't believe.

On the statistical side of things...

>>26050
prologue covered that; he's got potions of cure mutation. he's fine except for those wierd nose things.

>>26070
Who was the cutie at the portal controls?

>>26044

The Warp? D-

>>26070

Aww.

Anyway, who were you going to deliver it to?

>>26070
So what the hells we going to does now?

>>26070

Yeah boss, if he knocked us through a Warp maybe we should find out where he knocked us TO. Check around for that girl we saw

Q 2009/08/09(Sun)19:06 No. 26132 ID: bd2eec
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>>26072
>An empty bottle as it stands now. It must have taken a little longer to get rid of the multi-colored schnozzbumps

>>26090
>Well, it WAS going to bed delivered to this beaked-face guy named...Mushypants? Musical? I can't remember, again. But something is itchin' me. As if he won't be needin' you guys now.

>>26076
>Oh, her? Why that is the beautiful and infinitely kind Miss Cassandra Raines.

Now, with questions answered, I've something to show you,

So, hoping this is right, the screen here is called my 'State of Being.' It shows you my gear, my abilities, my stats, whats on hand and my 'Soul'.

If you need any explanation on anything, please do not hesitate to ask.

Now, certainly judging by your confusion regarding what is going on, I've got a little explaining to do about that. To start off, I'm what the normal world would call...A delivery boy. Of sorts. I don't deliver pizza, or flowers or messages.

I deliver the weird stuff.
Now, this sorta stuff isn't what a mommy and daddy might play with in their bedroom. And it CERTAINLY isn't illegal, so much as the Government would say.
In fact, they are one of our BIGGEST customers.

No, my dear voices, I deliver shit like you'd see at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark.

On a day to day basis.

Sometimes I'm with my partner, sometimes the customer comes with and sometimes I'm dead alone. Been at this for 4 years now and I've seen all kinds of and experienced so much stuff that its left me not remembering my own age (kinda stabbed it somewhere in my early twenties) most of the time.

Now what happened here was that I got hired by this goblin chick to retrieve you from a fellow named Xom (who I hope not to meet again) so her boss, a beakface named...Mushypants? Musical? Don't remember. Not important.

Thing is though...There is this weird itch in the back of my head. Tellin' me that Beakface ain't gonna be needin' you back. Not sure how I know, but I do.

So, what I'm gettin' at is, you are stuck with me now.

And Xom be damned if you won't come in handy at some point.

I'm Q and welcome to Strange Delivery Service.

>>26132

Well we're glad to be a part of the team then. One master is pretty much like another. So, do we have anymore deliveries to make today? Is this your business, or if not who's your boss?

>>26132
Is your Will maxed out or completely zeroed out?

>>26132
So you kinda deliver shit for the SCP?

Q 2009/08/09(Sun)19:34 No. 26188 ID: bd2eec
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>>26149
>>26156
>Good to hear. I'm sure we'll work well together.
>Well, I don't have a boss per se. SDS isn't really an official...'Business'. We sit down with potential customers, hear what needs to be delivered, where it is and if it must be retrieved first,and what the dangers might be and any other info we need to know. Then, we give them a price we think is fair. If they don't agree, we haggle. They pay half now and then pay the other half when the delivery is completed. Standard procedure for us.
>As for deliveries today, I don't know. Just got back and all. My dear Miss Raines or my partner would have handled any potential delivery orders while I was gone, so they'll be upstairs if anywhere.
>As for the SCP, how you even KNOW about them boggles my mind. They aren't apart of any national government. Purely their own thing. But we have delivered a few things to them in the past either from their agents or from other...Entities, lets say.

Q 2009/08/09(Sun)19:37 No. 26192 ID: bd2eec
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>>26154
Do you take me for some punk emo kid that thinks everything is meaningless?
Who the hell do you think I am?

>>26192
oh sorry I didn't see that YOUR WILL IS THE WILL THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!

>>26192
Is dat some spiral energy?

Well, you did punch Xom, so...

>>26192
>Spiral Eyes

OH SHIT SON
This is gonna be FUN~

>As for the SCP, how you even KNOW about them boggles my mind.

We had a stint with the happiness blob. It was fun, but brief.

>>26192
You realize you are talking to yourself in public right we don't have a speaker phone so you must look like your nuts.

>>26209

I think he's thinking to us, not talking.

Anyhow, let's go upstairs and check out the status of more deliveries, eh?

>Mucho sorry brosefs, I gotta pause here. Got work. Sorry! Be back tomorrow afternoon.

i notice your abilities include both genre savvy and fightan gaem. what is your moveset, and which of your moves has the most # of invincibility frames, so we know to shout it at you when you're about to get hit?

Use Gattai. Now.

Suggestion 2009/08/10(Mon)11:23 No. 26790 ID: ed8d8a
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>>26776
Use Gattai with what exactly?

>>26790
That woman from before

>>26790
with US!

Q 2009/08/10(Mon)19:25 No. 27228 ID: bd2eec
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>>26198
>>26201
>>26203
>Holy hell, you voices know quite a bit, don't you? Best delivery I ever made. Kamina has one hell of a punch.

>>26209
>>26220
>Naw, the one voice had it. Thinking is how I'm communicating. You are in my head, afterall.

>>27228
You can store us... in your skull?

Q 2009/08/10(Mon)19:32 No. 27239 ID: bd2eec
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>>26772
>>26776
>>26811

>Well, genre-savvy is due to all the buildup of experiences I've had on these deliveries. Now, way I figure it, if someone is penning all these great pieces of entertainment and they are all actual dimensions of their own, I figure someone has to be behind the wheel of my life in some way.

>Fightan Gaem is...Kinda weird. Having been to plenty of those, I picked up some of the more key moves by watching and learning. Not sure what you mean by 'invincibility frames' but my moveset...Nothing specifically set for myself, but I know quite a few from those Street Fighter guys. Others I can't quite remember right now. But if you think of any, let me know and I'll tell you whether or not.

>Ehhh...GATTAI....GATTAI I'm saving. Its one of those things I can do only every so often. Sorry guys.

Q 2009/08/10(Mon)19:35 No. 27243 ID: bd2eec
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>>27231
>That's where I'm hearing you-!
>>26796
>Is what...I meant...
>D-don't s-s-s-say stuff like that.

Q 2009/08/10(Mon)19:37 No. 27246 ID: bd2eec
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Speaking of her...

"Oh, h-hello Miss Raines."

Will someone explain the TTGL references to me? I've never watched it.

>>27243

What do you think we should focus on right now? Got any more deliveries queued up?

Q 2009/08/10(Mon)19:40 No. 27255 ID: bd2eec
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"Welcome back home, Mistah Q. I hope your trip was pleasant?"

"U-uhm...N-not so much. Usual s-stuff occured."

"Why, Mistah Q, are you feeling alright? Y'are blushin' red somethin' fierce."

>Uh...I-I don't know what to say...What reasoning should I give her?

>(Sorry, Work calls again. I'll be back in the morning. Post anyways!)

>>27253
Spiral energy's like... manly, hotblooded emotion turned into energy and sometimes mass. It can do the IMPOSSIBLE.

>>27246

If you give her the orb we could probably find out what she thinks of you.

Whaddya say? Eh eh?

>>27257
See the invisible?

>>27253
also Gattia is japanese for COMBINE another TTGL ref.

>>27267
And break the unbreakable, yes.

>>27253
spiral energy in TTGL is symbolically representative of DNA, and its ability to evolve into more powerful forms. It is representative of limitless potential, always spiraling upward toward the heavens.

Gattai is from like a dozen shows, TTGL being only the most recent and fashionable example. (that pic earlier is an older example with a similar art style, not TTGL) It is the idea of combining things to become more than the sum of the parts. I eagerly await seeing how this will manifest with this particular individual.

>>26811
We should carry around a few things to Gattai with in leery situations:

Hajime no ippo volumes concerning world title matches.

Picture of Charles Manson (careful with this one)

Deadpool Comics

Dvd set of TTGL



What else?

>>27301
Caiphus Cain omnibus why bring up warhammer because Cain killed a greater demon of slaneesh because she was blonde. Also being devilishly charming is helpful.

>>27301
A boxed set of La Blue Girl.
Some superhero comics.
A small piece of depleted uranium.

Heck, we could probably just get fragments of all of these and make a Randomisation Amulet.

>>27361
Other superhero comics, I mean.

>>27301
>>27361
That would just boil down something fierce and pure, born in the heat of battle into another formulaic tool in a static arsenal. Gattai not just a gun to point and shoot, it's an expression of the grandness of both the self and the bonds that tie us together.

>>27395
That sounds really gay.

>>27400
Yeah, more or less.

>>27239
are you familiar with Rugal's Kaiser Wave?
Dan Hibiki's Koryuken? if yes, which dimension did you learn it in? (THIS IS IMPORTANT!)
do you know how to do Rock Howard's crack counter?

Q 2009/08/12(Wed)00:02 No. 28279 ID: bd2eec
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>Super Dee Duper Shitty Color Update!

>It can do the IMPOSSIBLE.
>See the invisible?
>And break the unbreakable, yes.
[There are rumors it can even help you row and/or fight the power.]

>Various Suggestions of Stuff to Gattai with.
[Really, fellas, Gattai doesn't work that way. Trust me, I've tried. As gay as it sounded, that one voice had it right. In the heat of a fight, its when my bro and me are in sync that we can perform Gattai.

Anyone standing up to us after that is in for a hell of a rumble afterward.]

>If you give her the orb we could probably find out what she thinks of you.
[I....Uh....Maybe later.]

>Rugal's Kaiser Wave
[No, but I know A Kaizer.]

>Dan Hibiki's Koryuken
[THAT I learned along with his Gadoken. Which dimension though, I'm not certain.]

>Rock Howard's crack counter?
[No, never heard of it.]

"Mistah Q, snap outta it! Y'alright darlin'?"

[Gah! I forgot about Miss Raines!]

>>28279
Well, a HADOKEN, or THAT AWESOME BEAM-HADOKEN are always good.

Anyway, let's talk shop with the young lady, hm? What's on your plate?

Q 2009/08/12(Wed)00:21 No. 28298 ID: bd2eec
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>>28281
[Sounds like a plan.]

"Ah, sorry Miss Raines. I dazed out for a minute. Nothing to worry about, just got a workout."

Urk.
She looks pretty annoyed.

"Q, y'had me worried! Please don't be scarin' me like that, sugah. Y'all know you and Argent are really th'only family I got left."

Oh...
Yeah.
That kinds slips my mind sometimes. She's an orphan with no relatives she knows of. The closest thing she's ever had to a family is the aforementioned us and the Old Man.

"I'm really sorry, Miss Raines. Forgive me? Did anything come in while I was gone?"

"Hmph, you better be. And...Yeah, there's a package needin' t'be delivered. It's sittin' in th'lounge with all the information."

>>28298
Let's get in gear, then! Hey, we can find her something exotic from some weird dimension as a gift.

Imagine what color her panties are.

If I had to wager a guess, I bet they're soft, white silk panties.

>>28303
Oh come on white your meshing colors black works better maybe a thong.

>>28298
go get the package in the lounge.

as for dimension of dan's koryuken, if you don't know, try doing it 16 times in a row. if you flash on the 8th and the 16th, do it 7 more times, then save it for an ohshit moment. if you don't flash, or flash randomly, or have better things to do with your time, ignore this

Suggestion 2009/08/12(Wed)01:06 No. 28345 ID: bd2eec
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>Let's get in gear, then! Hey, we can find her something exotic from some weird dimension as a gift.
[S'good idea. I'll see what I can get her depending on the dimension.]

"C'mon Q, times a'wastin~"

Yeah yeah.

Q 2009/08/12(Wed)01:09 No. 28346 ID: bd2eec
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>>28317
>>28328
...
What'd I tell you guys about saying stuff like that?

...


...


It's summer...
She's wearing a long skirt...
That means none at all~<3

Jerk off on her pillow.

>>28346
Thats the manly spirit just think of that whenever your about to give into dispair. Anyway onward to the package/

Q 2009/08/12(Wed)01:38 No. 28363 ID: bd2eec
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>Jerk off on her pillow.
...

[You outta yer respective minds?]

Oh, hey, whaddaya know? Right there.
I'll let Miss Raines go do what she has to do.
Let's check out this info...

Q 2009/08/12(Wed)01:39 No. 28364 ID: bd2eec
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....
ohshit

Q 2009/08/12(Wed)01:40 No. 28365 ID: bd2eec
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shitshitshitshitSHIT

>>28365
RUN, Q, RUN

LIVES ARE ON THE LINE

Q 2009/08/12(Wed)01:58 No. 28374 ID: bd2eec
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>RUN, Q, RUN
>LIVES ARE ON THE LINE

YEAH SHUT UP I KNOW FUCK ASAP TO US MEANS PEOPLE DIE IF WE DON'T MOVE

(Boop!)

INFORMATION ENTERED, NOW TO-

Q 2009/08/12(Wed)01:59 No. 28375 ID: bd2eec
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(HHhhruuuuuummm....)

FUCK

>>28374
Awesome typan skills, bro.

>>28375
AW, FUCK, MAN.

DID THE PLUG FALL OUT OR SOME SHIT?

Q 2009/08/12(Wed)02:01 No. 28379 ID: bd2eec
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WHY CAN'T YOU JUST FUCKING OPEN LIKE A NORMAL PORTAL

DURP DURP NO I GOTTA CHARGE UP ALL THE TIME HURP

OPEN SAYS ME YOU MAGICAL PIECE OF SHIT PORTAL

Q 2009/08/12(Wed)02:09 No. 28388 ID: bd2eec
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(Vwoop!)

OH NOW ITS FUCKING ON

Q 2009/08/12(Wed)02:10 No. 28389 ID: bd2eec
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(Bloop)

YIPPEE KAI YAY MOTHERFUCKERS, ALLEY OOPIN' UP INTO THIS SHIT

>>28363

In a belated reply: We ARE in a sphere. So yes.

Also get rocket boots.

>>28389
go boy go!

Suggestion 2009/08/29(Sat)17:58 No. 35997 ID: bd2eec
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......

>>35997
WAKE UP! (hit head on cupboard)

>35997

I wouldn't have thought that a hardass motherfucker like you, Q, would need a nap after a job. Do you want your blankie and a cup of warm milk too?

Q 2009/08/29(Sat)18:07 No. 36006 ID: bd2eec
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>>35997
....

[ow...I'm awake. You don't need to shout. My...whole body hurts.]

>36006

Watch out, Bro. Shadow Figures doth approacheth.

Maybe identify figure before acting upon this info?

>>36006
OH SHIT LOOK OUT CALAVERA'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU

>>36006
So...
How did that delivery to Rudy go?

Q 2009/08/29(Sat)18:24 No. 36015 ID: bd2eec
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>>36005

[YOU try being anywhere near a combination from two acclaimed GOD SLAYERS. I may be hard but I'm still human.]

>>36007
>>36009

{...What are you talki...Oh.]

>"Brother Quinlan, of all the people I've met..."

Suggestion 2009/08/29(Sat)18:34 No. 36019 ID: bd2eec
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>"You are the LAST this one would expect to be put down and out from a simple delivery! Wha ha ha!"

"Shuh...Shut u-up..."

>>36013
[Mr. Mann got his dapperwear. but I had to excuse myself (like a bitch) out of the following battle because...Christ, why...Why did I?]

>>36019
...Why is your boss Uboa?

Who is that fag? Looks like he needs a punch in the snout for talking trash when he aught not.

>>36019
Look, man.

A lot of your deliveries are really important, right? And that girl, you're like, her only family. What if you hadn't come back?

Q 2009/08/29(Sat)18:56 No. 36028 ID: bd2eec
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>>36020
>>36021
{...My boss? HA HA HA. No wa-OH GOD NO. NONONONO THIS MOTHERFUCKER BEHIND ME, HE HAS NOTHING ON UBOA. WE ARE CHANGING THE SUBJECT NOW.]

>>36021
[It's REALLY tough to punch out a formless blob of goop. Trust me, I've tried. Multiple times.]

Well who the hell is he then?

>>36028
Holy hell, did you lose an eye?!

Q 2009/08/29(Sat)19:31 No. 36046 ID: bd2eec
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>>36022
[...Ah...Yeah, that's a pretty good point...]

>>"Quinlan."

>>36033

[I...Don't know. It hurts like hell.]

>>"Quinlan!"

>>36032
[He is a shadow being, of sorts. We gave him masks to communicate his emotions better. But...I don't know any specifics.]

>>"QUINLAN, QUINLAN SNAP OUT OF IT."

"OW GOD, STOP SHOUTING. What is it?"

>>"Why weren't you answering this one? Get upstairs, Miss Raines wants you."

"Yeah, yeah. One sec, Arg."

Say, you said you know several fighting game moves, right?

What about Yoshimitsu from Soul Caliber 4? Fucker could meditate with a sword in hand to slowly regenerate. Crappy move in a fight because it took so long, but since no one is currently trying to kill you, now might be a good time to bust out that move if you know it.

Q 2009/09/03(Thu)14:26 No. 37849 ID: bd2eec
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>>36052
[Don't know a whole lot but I picked up some moves on my adventures through...All sorts of game worlds, actually. And, while that sounds fucking useful, I've never met him.]

[So, tell me voices, are you curious at all why I do this? Delivering weird shit, kicking ass, getting my ass kicked?]

[Or should I save that for another day and find out what Miss Raines wants?]

>>37849

We have lots of knowledge about tropes and heroes. You're either in it for... money, a job well done, or because you have paladin habits.

Or some combination thereof.

Considering your speeches, however, I wouldn't mind hearing it from your own mouth. But you should probably get yourself patched up (unless you expect Miss Raines to do that for you) before going upstairs.

>>37849
Kick reason to the curb!
We don't need to know why you do it only that you kick ass while doing it.

Unlike these previous gentlemen, I believe that knowing what drives you will help us help you! Tell all, I say.

>>36028

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You know who Uboa is. Does that mean you've met Madotsuki at one point or another? Have you met Monoko or Monoe?

...If so, could you hook me up with Monoko? I kinda have a thing for monochrome girls.

Q 2009/09/03(Thu)18:05 No. 37890 ID: bd2eec
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[Ah fuck, I can kill two birds with one stone. Walking and thinking isn't an impossible task.]

>>37852
[Money's to pay bills with, don't know what a 'job well done' would be, and don't compare me to some lawful good biblethumper.]

>>37869
[You guys like quoting Kamina, huh? "Don't believe in me who believes in you. Believe in you who believes in himself!" Man that guy knew what to say. Powerful stuff.]

>>37873
[WE ARE NOT GETTING BACK ON THIS TOPIC.]

>>37871
[Well, I made a promise.]

[You know, before I got started with this delivery business, I had a chance to run away. To leave and never look back.]

{But...Someone held me back. Someone I couldn't just leave all alone after something horrible...Just horrible had happened. I wouldn't have been able to live myself if I ran.]

[So I made a promise that I would hold to as a man. A promise to that person.]

Q 2009/09/03(Thu)18:08 No. 37891 ID: bd2eec
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>>37890
[A promise to get everything back to normal.]

>>"Mistah Q, you shoulda told me it was yer birthday, darlin'. Arggy spilled the beans this mornin'."

>>"T'would be improper for this one's Soul Brother to not celebrate the day of his birth."

Aw geez.

>>37890

...

You were the one who put the stairs there in the end, weren't you.

>>37891
What are you waiting for? Open that present! Don't forget to say thanks, either.

Q 2009/09/03(Thu)19:41 No. 37911 ID: bd2eec
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>>37891
[Good idea! My head's...Kinda hurtin'. Not reactin' too fast at the sec.]

"You didn't have to. Shucks, I can't even remember how old I am anymore."

>>"go on, open it"

[My head really...really hurts.]

>>37911
Are you.... passively regenerating?

Your face isn't damaged on the one side anymore.

How the hell do you do that?

>>37911
A missing eye can do that.
Jesus, man, get that looked at.

>>37911
Why aren't they worried?

Q 2009/09/05(Sat)18:49 No. 38706 ID: bd2eec
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>>37916
>>38105
[Oh, that? It never was. I think I had cuts on my forehead but they must have clotted up. That was just blood I fully wiped away.]

[And what they should they be worried...]

>>38706
YOUR LEFT, FUCKING EYE IS NO LONGER IN YOUR SKULL

Q 2009/09/05(Sat)18:51 No. 38708 ID: bd2eec
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>>37917

[....about? My eye is missINGOWOW OH GOD PAIN FUCK FUCK AAGGGHH]

Q 2009/09/05(Sat)18:53 No. 38709 ID: bd2eec
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OH FUCKING CHRIST ITS LIKE A JACKHAMMER DRILLING AWAY IN MY SKULL FUCK SHIT GODDAMNIT

>>"brother l et me look let me inside i ccaan make it ffeell better"

Q 2009/09/05(Sat)18:55 No. 38710 ID: bd2eec
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"GET THE FUCK OFF ME CASS HELP ME HERE SOMEHOW SHIT WHAT THE FUCK"

>>"quinlan, let us help you"

>>38709
>>38710
...What the fuck? Explanations, now! We have no way to help if we have no idea what's going on.

PUNCH EVERYTHING!

Fucking get ready to fight to the death

>>38709
>>38710
Something is wrong with your head. I know you said you like to save it, but maybe you should Gattai with the orb. There are far to many minds inside it for anything to affect ALL of us.

Q 2009/09/05(Sat)19:35 No. 38770 ID: bd2eec
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>>38723
"hrmmmhgh..."

Q 2009/09/05(Sat)19:37 No. 38772 ID: bd2eec
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>>38725
>>38730

"AUUUGGHHH FUCK YOURSELF AND DIE"

Q 2009/09/05(Sat)19:38 No. 38774 ID: bd2eec
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>>38735
"...w-what?"

[...no, no point. my head just...kinda hurts.]

>>38772
Huh. Okay. You're awake. We saw the dream with you. Weird, you can even hear us in your sleep. Don't think any other Orb bearer could do that.

Alright, calm down. What do you remember?

>>38774
>>Hey, folks, no fourth update. Just gotta cut it here for the moment because I have work. I'll be back much later tonight or tomorrow. See ya!

>>38774
Still have the eye, I see.

.....I'll get my coat.

>>38774
He's coming for you Q...He comes
HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES.

Suggestion 2009/09/05(Sat)23:42 No. 38939 ID: 299c3c
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>>38888

Q 2009/09/08(Tue)16:19 No. 40109 ID: bd2eec
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>And we're back!

[Hrmn, its pretty hot in here...]

>>38777
>>38786
[....That's...That's pretty trippy you witnessed it too. The whole dream felt incredibly real. My heart, and head, are both pounding a mile a minute. As for remembering...Ha ha, god, everything about the dream.]

[Oh, yeah, my eye. It's still there.]

>>38888
[Y'know, I figure you are trying to be a wise guy but...You are pretty close.]

It is currently 4:02AM and the house is quiet.

ARGENT should be in the STUDY. CASSANDRA and the OLD MAN, at this time of night, should be in BED.

Q is NAKED, KINDA HUNGRY and JITTERY. His room is on the SECOND FLOOR with the others' bedrooms.

There should be a LIST OF DELIVERIES in the LOUNGE.

{So...You guys got anything? I'm don't...I'm not up to thinkin' too much right now.]

>>40109
go eat some food. i suggest ordering pizza. while you wait, punching bag. failing punching bag, punch cusioned wall. the jitters means you need to do something, and if you don't feel up to much, useless activity will have to do.

>>40109
Get some clothes on, check to see if there's anything to eat.

Then, explain what is going on. You've made your dramatic monologue, but you still haven't told us what you're trying to accomplish. "A promise to get everything back to normal"? A promise to who? What isn't normal? What's causing those nightmares? It's hard to give direction when we have no idea where you want to go.

Q 2009/09/09(Wed)18:46 No. 40738 ID: bd2eec
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>>40173
[I dunno what the fuck to throw on. Might go do some deliveries, so if you guys got an idea, dream up some designs. About anything is possible considering the shit we got around here.]

[And you bring up pretty good questions. Gotta admit, I'm no good at this dramatic shit. Never have been, never will be.]

[But lemme think about this for a sec on how to explain it.]

Q 2009/09/09(Wed)19:14 No. 40763 ID: bd2eec
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>>40738
[Alright, here's how it works. That black thing you saw earlier? His name is Argent. He is a shadow golem with free will. Due to a particular incident in the past, he has part of my soul which has effectively bonded our life energies together. If he dies, I go. If I go, he goes. We don't like this situation and want to break the bond. But it isn't that easy.]

[You see, we live with the Old Man. This dude used to be this top-notch wizard till a few years back. He is the only one who can break the bond. Wouldn't ya know, he can't. Motherfucker doesn't have most of his memories. Everything he knew about magic is in Argent which is due to that same incident.]

[The promise I made was to Cass. It's a little complicated why. But I basically promised to get her grandfather, the Old Man, back to the way he was before.]

[The reason I'm having these nightmares is due to part of my soul being gone and some shit I've encountered on my deliveries.]

[So, basically, me and Argent are soul-bonded. We want it broken. Old Man can only do that. Old Man doesn't remember how. We need to give him his memories back. We don't know how.]

[That explain enough or anything you want me to expand on?]

>>40763
What exactly was this 'incident'? Figuring out what happened is probably the first step on how to deal with the consequences. Either that or finding a world where they can retrieve memories from people.

>>40763
...You know, We have collectively seen quite a bit about magic.

Hm. Does the old man or Argent (or you or Cass) know how magic works in your dimension? The more we know of your world and universe, the more we know about how to help.

>>40763
What kind of sarcastic bastard names a shadow thing argent?

>>40763

Well one thing more.

Where did your dimensional transport come from? The Old Man, before he lost his thoughts? Did the Old Man use it for running messages to other people of a magical nature?

GREEN!ifOCf11HXk 2009/09/09(Wed)23:24 No. 40958 ID: 9e9b47
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>>40738

I have a unique idea for you.

Suggestion 2009/09/10(Thu)00:55 No. 41052 ID: 1689ab
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Umm... maybe you'd best lose a bit of weight before trying this look...

In before gimp suit. Come on, I know it's coming. Give it to me.

>>41088
Cut me some slack, Imma working on a paper.

Q 2009/09/12(Sat)17:44 No. 43334 ID: bd2eec
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[Wait, wait, wait...Why in the hell did I ask you lot to dress me? That's just creepy. Especially considering...I thought of it.]

>>40784
[That...Well, to sum it up...Ergh. I hate thinking about it. It was the night of Argent's creation. Some hard shit happened, there was an explosion, part of my soul and the Old Man's memories were pulled into Argent...It's tough. I can't really fully remember what happened that night. It's just...Painful.]

[...And...A world of folks like that? Yeah, maybe. But we'd probably need the Old Man to come with a~nd I don't think he'd be able to handle it in his condition. I barely could the first time through.]

>>40864
[I asked him why. He told me because it was amusing.]

>>43334

Well, I guess let's get some breakfast then. Shake off that nightmare.

Go play with SCP 254. Its COMPLETELY HARMLESS

Go see wtf is up.

Q 2009/09/12(Sat)18:35 No. 43388 ID: bd2eec
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>>40814
[Miss Raines doesn't, Old Man USED to know and Argent definitely does but can't quite explain it. Old Man tried to teach me the basics of it a long time ago but I couldn't ever wrap my head around what the hell he was saying. I understood what he meant when he just held his hands up and went 'LATIN WORDS' and blew up a fucking vase. He said some shit that 'if you understand magic, you can use it' and that I was one of the many who couldn't. Go figure.]
>>43355
[Ha ha, you must think I'm stupid. Only two SCPs in this house. One was payment, that one in my room, the other is a failed delivery that we uh...Lost track of somewhere. We'll find it. ome day.]

Well we still have fists.

I guess let's head to the lounge. Maybe pick some food up along the way.

>>43400
Indeed, you have a hell of a left hook.

Q 2009/09/12(Sat)19:14 No. 43417 ID: bd2eec
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>>40890
[I'm as lost as you as to where it came from. Old Man wouldn't tell me. He just told me it didn't work. Well surprise surprise, Old Fart, the Brothers Soul got it WORKIN'.]

>>Get something to eat
[Sounds like a plan. Here we are, FOOD CENTRAL, the Kitchen. The lights are dimmed to save power at night. Like it matters.]

{What do you suggest for a handy breakfast? Oh, go figure. List is on the fridge.]

U NEED EGGS AND ORANGE JUICE

Boiled eggs and toast. Plus an apple.

Read that list too while you eat.

Q 2009/09/12(Sat)19:36 No. 43465 ID: bd2eec
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>>43423
>>43425
[No eggs. Got the rest though.]

[AW. AW THAT'S MY SHIT. YOU GUYS GOTTA GIMME A SEC HERE.]

>(Be back tomorrow!)

>>43388
>failed delivery... Lost track of...

That wouldn't, by any chance, be SCP-682 would it?

>>43607
We don't like to talk about SCP-682.

Nah they know where SCP-682 is.

Its one they ALWAYS know where it is

Its probably SCP-607...

Q 2009/09/13(Sun)18:42 No. 44083 ID: bd2eec
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>>43607
[Good god, no friggin' way.. That delivery went off without a hitch, surprisingly. He took a liking to Argent and was pretty mellow.]

>>43688
[Never encountered that one. Naw, the delivery was an unclassified SCP that uh....Fuck, I can't even remember.]

[Let's take a look at the list.]

Q 2009/09/13(Sun)19:08 No. 44101 ID: bd2eec
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>>44083
[Two straight up deliveries, it looks like.]

Q 2009/09/13(Sun)19:10 No. 44103 ID: bd2eec
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>>44101
[Sittin' on the table too. Usually the easier shit we don't inquire what it is. Tube looks like it is for some kinda paper.]

[So what do y'all figure? I'm gonna finish eatin' my toast.]

What not delivering a BBL to XCI1? I thought they'd be needed it there...

Deliver the thing to Steve! it says ASAP!

Q 2009/09/13(Sun)19:36 No. 44125 ID: bd2eec
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>>44106
[It's not that much of a rush. Says non-urgent. Meaning we gotta get it to them, but we don't have to go breakneck speed.]

>>44125
Just a feeling he could use it soon.
Whatever it is.

Q 2009/09/13(Sun)19:37 No. 44127 ID: bd2eec
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>>44125
*taptaptap*
[Hmn. Friggin' Pokemon.]

Q 2009/09/13(Sun)19:40 No. 44129 ID: bd2eec
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>>44127
[And, nyuk nyuk nyuk. Well, off we go.]

>(And be back tomorrow! Refer to PokemonQuest for what happens next!)