Suggestion 2009/08/12(Wed)01:06 No. 28345 ID: bd2eec
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>Let's get in gear, then! Hey, we can find her something exotic from some weird dimension as a gift.
[S'good idea. I'll see what I can get her depending on the dimension.]

"C'mon Q, times a'wastin~"

Yeah yeah.

Q 2009/08/12(Wed)01:09 No. 28346 ID: bd2eec
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>>28317
>>28328
...
What'd I tell you guys about saying stuff like that?

...


...


It's summer...
She's wearing a long skirt...
That means none at all~<3

Jerk off on her pillow.

>>28346
Thats the manly spirit just think of that whenever your about to give into dispair. Anyway onward to the package/

Q 2009/08/12(Wed)01:38 No. 28363 ID: bd2eec
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>Jerk off on her pillow.
...

[You outta yer respective minds?]

Oh, hey, whaddaya know? Right there.
I'll let Miss Raines go do what she has to do.
Let's check out this info...

Q 2009/08/12(Wed)01:39 No. 28364 ID: bd2eec
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....
ohshit

Q 2009/08/12(Wed)01:40 No. 28365 ID: bd2eec
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shitshitshitshitSHIT

>>28365
RUN, Q, RUN

LIVES ARE ON THE LINE

Q 2009/08/12(Wed)01:58 No. 28374 ID: bd2eec
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>RUN, Q, RUN
>LIVES ARE ON THE LINE

YEAH SHUT UP I KNOW FUCK ASAP TO US MEANS PEOPLE DIE IF WE DON'T MOVE

(Boop!)

INFORMATION ENTERED, NOW TO-

Q 2009/08/12(Wed)01:59 No. 28375 ID: bd2eec
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(HHhhruuuuuummm....)

FUCK

>>28374
Awesome typan skills, bro.

>>28375
AW, FUCK, MAN.

DID THE PLUG FALL OUT OR SOME SHIT?

Q 2009/08/12(Wed)02:01 No. 28379 ID: bd2eec
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WHY CAN'T YOU JUST FUCKING OPEN LIKE A NORMAL PORTAL

DURP DURP NO I GOTTA CHARGE UP ALL THE TIME HURP

OPEN SAYS ME YOU MAGICAL PIECE OF SHIT PORTAL

Q 2009/08/12(Wed)02:09 No. 28388 ID: bd2eec
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(Vwoop!)

OH NOW ITS FUCKING ON

Q 2009/08/12(Wed)02:10 No. 28389 ID: bd2eec
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(Bloop)

YIPPEE KAI YAY MOTHERFUCKERS, ALLEY OOPIN' UP INTO THIS SHIT

>>28363

In a belated reply: We ARE in a sphere. So yes.

Also get rocket boots.

>>28389
go boy go!

Suggestion 2009/08/29(Sat)17:58 No. 35997 ID: bd2eec
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......

>>35997
WAKE UP! (hit head on cupboard)

>35997

I wouldn't have thought that a hardass motherfucker like you, Q, would need a nap after a job. Do you want your blankie and a cup of warm milk too?

Q 2009/08/29(Sat)18:07 No. 36006 ID: bd2eec
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>>35997
....

[ow...I'm awake. You don't need to shout. My...whole body hurts.]

>36006

Watch out, Bro. Shadow Figures doth approacheth.

Maybe identify figure before acting upon this info?

>>36006
OH SHIT LOOK OUT CALAVERA'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU

>>36006
So...
How did that delivery to Rudy go?

Q 2009/08/29(Sat)18:24 No. 36015 ID: bd2eec
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>>36005

[YOU try being anywhere near a combination from two acclaimed GOD SLAYERS. I may be hard but I'm still human.]

>>36007
>>36009

{...What are you talki...Oh.]

>"Brother Quinlan, of all the people I've met..."

Suggestion 2009/08/29(Sat)18:34 No. 36019 ID: bd2eec
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>"You are the LAST this one would expect to be put down and out from a simple delivery! Wha ha ha!"

"Shuh...Shut u-up..."

>>36013
[Mr. Mann got his dapperwear. but I had to excuse myself (like a bitch) out of the following battle because...Christ, why...Why did I?]

>>36019
...Why is your boss Uboa?

Who is that fag? Looks like he needs a punch in the snout for talking trash when he aught not.

>>36019
Look, man.

A lot of your deliveries are really important, right? And that girl, you're like, her only family. What if you hadn't come back?

Q 2009/08/29(Sat)18:56 No. 36028 ID: bd2eec
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>>36020
>>36021
{...My boss? HA HA HA. No wa-OH GOD NO. NONONONO THIS MOTHERFUCKER BEHIND ME, HE HAS NOTHING ON UBOA. WE ARE CHANGING THE SUBJECT NOW.]

>>36021
[It's REALLY tough to punch out a formless blob of goop. Trust me, I've tried. Multiple times.]

Well who the hell is he then?

>>36028
Holy hell, did you lose an eye?!

Q 2009/08/29(Sat)19:31 No. 36046 ID: bd2eec
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>>36022
[...Ah...Yeah, that's a pretty good point...]

>>"Quinlan."

>>36033

[I...Don't know. It hurts like hell.]

>>"Quinlan!"

>>36032
[He is a shadow being, of sorts. We gave him masks to communicate his emotions better. But...I don't know any specifics.]

>>"QUINLAN, QUINLAN SNAP OUT OF IT."

"OW GOD, STOP SHOUTING. What is it?"

>>"Why weren't you answering this one? Get upstairs, Miss Raines wants you."

"Yeah, yeah. One sec, Arg."

Say, you said you know several fighting game moves, right?

What about Yoshimitsu from Soul Caliber 4? Fucker could meditate with a sword in hand to slowly regenerate. Crappy move in a fight because it took so long, but since no one is currently trying to kill you, now might be a good time to bust out that move if you know it.

Q 2009/09/03(Thu)14:26 No. 37849 ID: bd2eec
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>>36052
[Don't know a whole lot but I picked up some moves on my adventures through...All sorts of game worlds, actually. And, while that sounds fucking useful, I've never met him.]

[So, tell me voices, are you curious at all why I do this? Delivering weird shit, kicking ass, getting my ass kicked?]

[Or should I save that for another day and find out what Miss Raines wants?]

>>37849

We have lots of knowledge about tropes and heroes. You're either in it for... money, a job well done, or because you have paladin habits.

Or some combination thereof.

Considering your speeches, however, I wouldn't mind hearing it from your own mouth. But you should probably get yourself patched up (unless you expect Miss Raines to do that for you) before going upstairs.

>>37849
Kick reason to the curb!
We don't need to know why you do it only that you kick ass while doing it.

Unlike these previous gentlemen, I believe that knowing what drives you will help us help you! Tell all, I say.

>>36028

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You know who Uboa is. Does that mean you've met Madotsuki at one point or another? Have you met Monoko or Monoe?

...If so, could you hook me up with Monoko? I kinda have a thing for monochrome girls.

Q 2009/09/03(Thu)18:05 No. 37890 ID: bd2eec
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[Ah fuck, I can kill two birds with one stone. Walking and thinking isn't an impossible task.]

>>37852
[Money's to pay bills with, don't know what a 'job well done' would be, and don't compare me to some lawful good biblethumper.]

>>37869
[You guys like quoting Kamina, huh? "Don't believe in me who believes in you. Believe in you who believes in himself!" Man that guy knew what to say. Powerful stuff.]

>>37873
[WE ARE NOT GETTING BACK ON THIS TOPIC.]

>>37871
[Well, I made a promise.]

[You know, before I got started with this delivery business, I had a chance to run away. To leave and never look back.]

{But...Someone held me back. Someone I couldn't just leave all alone after something horrible...Just horrible had happened. I wouldn't have been able to live myself if I ran.]

[So I made a promise that I would hold to as a man. A promise to that person.]

Q 2009/09/03(Thu)18:08 No. 37891 ID: bd2eec
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>>37890
[A promise to get everything back to normal.]

>>"Mistah Q, you shoulda told me it was yer birthday, darlin'. Arggy spilled the beans this mornin'."

>>"T'would be improper for this one's Soul Brother to not celebrate the day of his birth."

Aw geez.

>>37890

...

You were the one who put the stairs there in the end, weren't you.

>>37891
What are you waiting for? Open that present! Don't forget to say thanks, either.

Q 2009/09/03(Thu)19:41 No. 37911 ID: bd2eec
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>>37891
[Good idea! My head's...Kinda hurtin'. Not reactin' too fast at the sec.]

"You didn't have to. Shucks, I can't even remember how old I am anymore."

>>"go on, open it"

[My head really...really hurts.]

>>37911
Are you.... passively regenerating?

Your face isn't damaged on the one side anymore.

How the hell do you do that?

>>37911
A missing eye can do that.
Jesus, man, get that looked at.

>>37911
Why aren't they worried?

Q 2009/09/05(Sat)18:49 No. 38706 ID: bd2eec
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>>37916
>>38105
[Oh, that? It never was. I think I had cuts on my forehead but they must have clotted up. That was just blood I fully wiped away.]

[And what they should they be worried...]

>>38706
YOUR LEFT, FUCKING EYE IS NO LONGER IN YOUR SKULL

Q 2009/09/05(Sat)18:51 No. 38708 ID: bd2eec
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>>37917

[....about? My eye is missINGOWOW OH GOD PAIN FUCK FUCK AAGGGHH]

Q 2009/09/05(Sat)18:53 No. 38709 ID: bd2eec
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OH FUCKING CHRIST ITS LIKE A JACKHAMMER DRILLING AWAY IN MY SKULL FUCK SHIT GODDAMNIT

>>"brother l et me look let me inside i ccaan make it ffeell better"

Q 2009/09/05(Sat)18:55 No. 38710 ID: bd2eec
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"GET THE FUCK OFF ME CASS HELP ME HERE SOMEHOW SHIT WHAT THE FUCK"

>>"quinlan, let us help you"

>>38709
>>38710
...What the fuck? Explanations, now! We have no way to help if we have no idea what's going on.

PUNCH EVERYTHING!

Fucking get ready to fight to the death

>>38709
>>38710
Something is wrong with your head. I know you said you like to save it, but maybe you should Gattai with the orb. There are far to many minds inside it for anything to affect ALL of us.

Q 2009/09/05(Sat)19:35 No. 38770 ID: bd2eec
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>>38723
"hrmmmhgh..."

Q 2009/09/05(Sat)19:37 No. 38772 ID: bd2eec
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>>38725
>>38730

"AUUUGGHHH FUCK YOURSELF AND DIE"

Q 2009/09/05(Sat)19:38 No. 38774 ID: bd2eec
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>>38735
"...w-what?"

[...no, no point. my head just...kinda hurts.]

>>38772
Huh. Okay. You're awake. We saw the dream with you. Weird, you can even hear us in your sleep. Don't think any other Orb bearer could do that.

Alright, calm down. What do you remember?

>>38774
>>Hey, folks, no fourth update. Just gotta cut it here for the moment because I have work. I'll be back much later tonight or tomorrow. See ya!

>>38774
Still have the eye, I see.

.....I'll get my coat.

>>38774
He's coming for you Q...He comes
HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES, HE COMES.

Suggestion 2009/09/05(Sat)23:42 No. 38939 ID: 299c3c
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>>38888

Q 2009/09/08(Tue)16:19 No. 40109 ID: bd2eec
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>And we're back!

[Hrmn, its pretty hot in here...]

>>38777
>>38786
[....That's...That's pretty trippy you witnessed it too. The whole dream felt incredibly real. My heart, and head, are both pounding a mile a minute. As for remembering...Ha ha, god, everything about the dream.]

[Oh, yeah, my eye. It's still there.]

>>38888
[Y'know, I figure you are trying to be a wise guy but...You are pretty close.]

It is currently 4:02AM and the house is quiet.

ARGENT should be in the STUDY. CASSANDRA and the OLD MAN, at this time of night, should be in BED.

Q is NAKED, KINDA HUNGRY and JITTERY. His room is on the SECOND FLOOR with the others' bedrooms.

There should be a LIST OF DELIVERIES in the LOUNGE.

{So...You guys got anything? I'm don't...I'm not up to thinkin' too much right now.]

>>40109
go eat some food. i suggest ordering pizza. while you wait, punching bag. failing punching bag, punch cusioned wall. the jitters means you need to do something, and if you don't feel up to much, useless activity will have to do.

>>40109
Get some clothes on, check to see if there's anything to eat.

Then, explain what is going on. You've made your dramatic monologue, but you still haven't told us what you're trying to accomplish. "A promise to get everything back to normal"? A promise to who? What isn't normal? What's causing those nightmares? It's hard to give direction when we have no idea where you want to go.

Q 2009/09/09(Wed)18:46 No. 40738 ID: bd2eec
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>>40173
[I dunno what the fuck to throw on. Might go do some deliveries, so if you guys got an idea, dream up some designs. About anything is possible considering the shit we got around here.]

[And you bring up pretty good questions. Gotta admit, I'm no good at this dramatic shit. Never have been, never will be.]

[But lemme think about this for a sec on how to explain it.]

Q 2009/09/09(Wed)19:14 No. 40763 ID: bd2eec
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>>40738
[Alright, here's how it works. That black thing you saw earlier? His name is Argent. He is a shadow golem with free will. Due to a particular incident in the past, he has part of my soul which has effectively bonded our life energies together. If he dies, I go. If I go, he goes. We don't like this situation and want to break the bond. But it isn't that easy.]

[You see, we live with the Old Man. This dude used to be this top-notch wizard till a few years back. He is the only one who can break the bond. Wouldn't ya know, he can't. Motherfucker doesn't have most of his memories. Everything he knew about magic is in Argent which is due to that same incident.]

[The promise I made was to Cass. It's a little complicated why. But I basically promised to get her grandfather, the Old Man, back to the way he was before.]

[The reason I'm having these nightmares is due to part of my soul being gone and some shit I've encountered on my deliveries.]

[So, basically, me and Argent are soul-bonded. We want it broken. Old Man can only do that. Old Man doesn't remember how. We need to give him his memories back. We don't know how.]

[That explain enough or anything you want me to expand on?]

>>40763
What exactly was this 'incident'? Figuring out what happened is probably the first step on how to deal with the consequences. Either that or finding a world where they can retrieve memories from people.

>>40763
...You know, We have collectively seen quite a bit about magic.

Hm. Does the old man or Argent (or you or Cass) know how magic works in your dimension? The more we know of your world and universe, the more we know about how to help.

>>40763
What kind of sarcastic bastard names a shadow thing argent?

>>40763

Well one thing more.

Where did your dimensional transport come from? The Old Man, before he lost his thoughts? Did the Old Man use it for running messages to other people of a magical nature?

GREEN!ifOCf11HXk 2009/09/09(Wed)23:24 No. 40958 ID: 9e9b47
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>>40738

I have a unique idea for you.

Suggestion 2009/09/10(Thu)00:55 No. 41052 ID: 1689ab
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Umm... maybe you'd best lose a bit of weight before trying this look...

In before gimp suit. Come on, I know it's coming. Give it to me.

>>41088
Cut me some slack, Imma working on a paper.

Q 2009/09/12(Sat)17:44 No. 43334 ID: bd2eec
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[Wait, wait, wait...Why in the hell did I ask you lot to dress me? That's just creepy. Especially considering...I thought of it.]

>>40784
[That...Well, to sum it up...Ergh. I hate thinking about it. It was the night of Argent's creation. Some hard shit happened, there was an explosion, part of my soul and the Old Man's memories were pulled into Argent...It's tough. I can't really fully remember what happened that night. It's just...Painful.]

[...And...A world of folks like that? Yeah, maybe. But we'd probably need the Old Man to come with a~nd I don't think he'd be able to handle it in his condition. I barely could the first time through.]

>>40864
[I asked him why. He told me because it was amusing.]

>>43334

Well, I guess let's get some breakfast then. Shake off that nightmare.

Go play with SCP 254. Its COMPLETELY HARMLESS

Go see wtf is up.

Q 2009/09/12(Sat)18:35 No. 43388 ID: bd2eec
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>>40814
[Miss Raines doesn't, Old Man USED to know and Argent definitely does but can't quite explain it. Old Man tried to teach me the basics of it a long time ago but I couldn't ever wrap my head around what the hell he was saying. I understood what he meant when he just held his hands up and went 'LATIN WORDS' and blew up a fucking vase. He said some shit that 'if you understand magic, you can use it' and that I was one of the many who couldn't. Go figure.]
>>43355
[Ha ha, you must think I'm stupid. Only two SCPs in this house. One was payment, that one in my room, the other is a failed delivery that we uh...Lost track of somewhere. We'll find it. ome day.]

Well we still have fists.

I guess let's head to the lounge. Maybe pick some food up along the way.

>>43400
Indeed, you have a hell of a left hook.

Q 2009/09/12(Sat)19:14 No. 43417 ID: bd2eec
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>>40890
[I'm as lost as you as to where it came from. Old Man wouldn't tell me. He just told me it didn't work. Well surprise surprise, Old Fart, the Brothers Soul got it WORKIN'.]

>>Get something to eat
[Sounds like a plan. Here we are, FOOD CENTRAL, the Kitchen. The lights are dimmed to save power at night. Like it matters.]

{What do you suggest for a handy breakfast? Oh, go figure. List is on the fridge.]

U NEED EGGS AND ORANGE JUICE

Boiled eggs and toast. Plus an apple.

Read that list too while you eat.

Q 2009/09/12(Sat)19:36 No. 43465 ID: bd2eec
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>>43423
>>43425
[No eggs. Got the rest though.]

[AW. AW THAT'S MY SHIT. YOU GUYS GOTTA GIMME A SEC HERE.]

>(Be back tomorrow!)

>>43388
>failed delivery... Lost track of...

That wouldn't, by any chance, be SCP-682 would it?

>>43607
We don't like to talk about SCP-682.

Nah they know where SCP-682 is.

Its one they ALWAYS know where it is

Its probably SCP-607...

Q 2009/09/13(Sun)18:42 No. 44083 ID: bd2eec
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>>43607
[Good god, no friggin' way.. That delivery went off without a hitch, surprisingly. He took a liking to Argent and was pretty mellow.]

>>43688
[Never encountered that one. Naw, the delivery was an unclassified SCP that uh....Fuck, I can't even remember.]

[Let's take a look at the list.]

Q 2009/09/13(Sun)19:08 No. 44101 ID: bd2eec
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>>44083
[Two straight up deliveries, it looks like.]

Q 2009/09/13(Sun)19:10 No. 44103 ID: bd2eec
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>>44101
[Sittin' on the table too. Usually the easier shit we don't inquire what it is. Tube looks like it is for some kinda paper.]

[So what do y'all figure? I'm gonna finish eatin' my toast.]

What not delivering a BBL to XCI1? I thought they'd be needed it there...

Deliver the thing to Steve! it says ASAP!

Q 2009/09/13(Sun)19:36 No. 44125 ID: bd2eec
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>>44106
[It's not that much of a rush. Says non-urgent. Meaning we gotta get it to them, but we don't have to go breakneck speed.]

>>44125
Just a feeling he could use it soon.
Whatever it is.

Q 2009/09/13(Sun)19:37 No. 44127 ID: bd2eec
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>>44125
*taptaptap*
[Hmn. Friggin' Pokemon.]

Q 2009/09/13(Sun)19:40 No. 44129 ID: bd2eec
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>>44127
[And, nyuk nyuk nyuk. Well, off we go.]

>(And be back tomorrow! Refer to PokemonQuest for what happens next!)